Battle Red Radio: Eminent Domain (9 P.M. CT)
by riversmccown on Nov 1, 2011 7:03 PM CDT
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Did you know that the Houston Texans are 3-0 in their division? It took just seven games to match the number of division wins they had last season. Oh, and a really crappy division. But shhh.
Join myself, Tim, and, MDC. We will take you on a fantastic voyage of sliding, sliding, and slippity sliding, including tangents on the game, what was missing in said game, and I will try not to cough up a lung as we discuss the Cleveland Browns football club, which I hear has a former Longhorn starting at quarterback.
If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:
Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume and a fairly cheap studio setup here.
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, where audio drops became commonplace!
P.S.: This show will probably have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences.
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Question:
What do you guys make of Antoine Caldwell? Is he considered a bust?
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
yep
These two need a cussing disclaimer.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 1, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Question
What do you think of the (what seemed to me at least) radically different passing play calling last week? I’ve never seen Schaub attempt so many deep bombs. Do you expect to see more of the same? Do you WANT to see more of the same?
Browns have a pretty good defense statistically
How do you think we are this week offensively.
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 1, 2011 8:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
QUESTION:
What is up fellas? So I predicted a “trap” game with Oakland and I am starting to hear the little voice in my head saying the same thing…..Can this and will this be a trap game? Looking ahead to TB/bye, getting ahead of ourselves?????
thanks…
2011 Season is the Reason!!!
Question
Should we expect any more from Colt McCoy this week, as we saw from Blaine Gabbert last week.
1 Defensive Score left in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.
Do Mason's catches
in the playoffs count, or just regular season?
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Freudian slip MDC?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
At last, MDC's true colors come out.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Eat. Shit.
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
This question is for the Titans fan on there.
Where do you keep your life-size Matt Hasselbeck doll action figure and does your wife get upset when you spoon with him said doll action figure?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 1, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
...
him
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 1, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOLOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I got a shoutout!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It was for you to eat shit, you Jordann-wannabe.
Go film panda porn, damn you.
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I take offense to that statement, Matty Mouse.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Reading the comments?
Fuck yourself with a chainsaw, you Irish shitbag.
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You seem upset.
You want to talk about it?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 1, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Upset?
Nah. Just drunk. Very drunk.
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I take that as a given.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Ok, drunk
and angry because Tim is an Irish bastard.
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Tim sucks.
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
I’m so glad I tuned in.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Damn you.
Youngsters these days!
/shakes fist
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't worry!
I’m sure the Titans will win this week and you can have another happy Sunday.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Another question for the Titans fan...
For Halloween, did you dress up as Bud Adams? And if so, how did that differ from your usual loving of all things Bud?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
WTF is going on?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
We Broke MDC
He’s back now, though.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Zombie MDC?
He’s finally joined the Titans fan as a minion of Bud Adams.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I blame Tim's shitty phone
and his “going inside” (which is apparently code for “getting beaten by my angry, redheaded wife because I’m being a drunken dick who no one likes.”)
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Joke's On You
My angry, redheaded wife went to bed already. Presumably disgusted with me and disappointed in herself for marrying me, but she’s not beating me, so ha!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Jeff just mentioned
that he idolizes you for how you interact with Mrs. Tim, so I guess I’m just a big ol’ idiot. A Titans-fan idiot. I should die.
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by MDC on Nov 1, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tim's a clutchy performer?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Does "clutchy performer"
mean “battling, drunken Irish bastard who even his parents hate”?
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Rec'd
All of it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I honestly don't recall
writing that one or one below it.
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Why the hell does it sound like someone's jackin it?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Because
you’re jackin’ it?
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Definitely
This podcast sounds like a party line and you’re the out-spoken chick high on whippets
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Nov 1, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've always wanted to hear Walt Disney resort to a "Your mother" retort
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Best One Yet
Well done, Titan Matt and Rivers.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I'd like to apologize
I really should have made some joke when MDC mentioned that things were getting shorter, but I just couldn’t muster up the willpower. My bad.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Listen To The Tape
And get it corrected.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
That's on Rivers
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Lay off the kid
He was battle-fighting out there.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Nov 1, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Listening to the podcast now.
Preemptive strike while drunk? Impressive!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
message board five!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
A legendary high five from Jordann
If I had another beer….I’d be living the high life.
"Lord, beer me strength."
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Flawless Victory.
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If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
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Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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Subtitle for this episode:
“Adventures in Sobriety”
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Now that I've actually finished the show...
These comments now make more sense and drunk MDC can’t really be beaten as an “on-air” personality.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Matt...
You son of a bitch.
What a man, his neighbor’s dog and goat do behind bard doors are between them alone, and not for public mockery.
Blow me where the pampers is.
a-hole.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
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