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Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Buccaneers (First Quarter Thread)

Man...pushing 300 comments before the Texans even kick off? That's both impressive and frightening.

In the interest of having a fresh thread for the first quarter, let's move the party that will be the Texans-Bucs open game thread activity here.

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Thank you sir!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

first, let me say i love u guys. also, go texans

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 11:53 AM CST reply actions  

dam u chuckiepoo. u and ur fast typing.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 11:53 AM CST reply actions  

Alrighty then...

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

I got nothing against the Bucs.

But let’s beat the shit out of them

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.

by .Bonzo on Nov 13, 2011 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

or nap

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Already "tebowing"

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Natural Texans pessimism

I am kind of worried about Albert Haynesworth. WHY CAN’T I JUST BE CONFIDENT OF WINNING

by cubic on Nov 13, 2011 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

because you are a Texans fan?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Clockwork Orange effect

We are used to preparing fro draft by week 9. And vomiting.

by JMFC on Nov 13, 2011 11:56 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for Clockwork Orange reference...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

"If they can't stop the run, THEY HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!"

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

What's everyone drinking?

Saint Arnold Christmas Ale here.

Go Texans!

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Wade-aid

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Wade Aide

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

ice picks

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Waid-aid

which takes the form of wine.

by cubic on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Coors Light

I am who I am.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Vodka and OJ with Pineapple, with a splash of cran-apple

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Rum and coke.

Soon to be jack and coke.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 13, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

delicious

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Screwdrivers.

We’re 6-1 when I drinking nothing but OJ and vodka on game day.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, at least you've started already.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's noon.

I’ve been practicing for two hours already.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter

by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Schaub's explosion comes today

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Resurgent Texans?

/That one through me for a loop

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

RANDOM COMMENT THAT HAS NOTHING TO WITH ANYTHING!!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Auto rec

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Kevin Walter with 100 yd receiving today.

I benched him on fantasy, it has to happen.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.

by .Bonzo on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST reply actions  

I'm watching the game through these threads, since I finally get a Saints game on TV.

So uh, when you scream out Foster’s name in ecstasy, if you could do me a favor and put TD somewhere in there, that’ll be greaaaaattt.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST reply actions  

Wifey's watchin' Saints downstairs...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

go down and give her a quick wet willy b4 the game

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I got

Saints in the living room. Texans in the Man Cave. Perfect Sunday

by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha me to.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

LETS GO TEXANS

BARIAN FOSTATE…. explosive element watch out………….

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 13, 2011 11:58 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for Greened Periodical Recognition!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You know how I know I was drunk last night?

My room mate filmed me defending kareem jackson.

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 13, 2011 11:59 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Holy shit!

I need to see this video!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

If That Ever Gets Out On YouTube

You’re done.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Then Again

Gary Kubiak does it every Monday, so you’re in good company.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

POST IT!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Your roommate hates you.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 13, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

GAME TIME

Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100

by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 11:59 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I call bullshit

bring the vid to 360 Dec 22

by JMFC on Nov 13, 2011 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

LETS GO

7-3

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST reply actions  

As long as we win

I don’t care!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as its a win, im ok with that

Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100

by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 12:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

what channel is the game?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:01 PM CST reply actions  

Internet

Streaming
Other than that depends where you are located.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Son of a Bitch

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes... Link 1

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Dont live near Houston

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

CBS

Channel 11, if you’re in Houston.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

CBS. Saints on Fox..

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

alright, lets do this.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:02 PM CST reply actions  

14.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

1 play drive

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

One!!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

JJ TD!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

nice

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

JACOBY TD on the first play of the game!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Christ WOW!!!!!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

YEAHHHH

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHITE

That is impressive.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

Definitely a nice start!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

wtf

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

yep

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Jakespeare

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

GAME DAY

Don’t Blink JACOBY

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

Blocked PAT

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

FIRST PLAY!!!

And did rackers really just slip?

by Dmo_Htx on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

LAx ST play there

getting the extra point blocked

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

THE WOOD DANCE!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

that SHOULDNT haunt us laster

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

WTF JUST HAPPEN?!??!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 13, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

*) yd td pass

on play action to JJ

then Hartman bobbled the snap on PAT

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

80 YD

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome

And thank you for everything that you’ve done.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

For once I won’t get pissed about all the beer posts.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

JJ hell yeah

Hopefully a sign of things to come.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Did you see that SWING!!! THE WOOD DANCE>>>>

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

,,,phallic extension...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahahah

Rackers missed it, but I’m playing against him in fantasy. Win-Win

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

you guys suck

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

KInd of a quick whistle there on the PAT

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Challenge it kubes!

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 12:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Anyone else see how hard Fat Al was firing off on the TD?

This will ve the plan I suspect for the bucs….get upfield hard.

by USMC_JA on Nov 13, 2011 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

All his energy in one play

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, the Android phone commercials just keep getting dumber.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

pick 6 comming up

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

lets go defense. sack-fumble-interception

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Td!!!

Sorry I’m late and streaming in Austin.

by memyselfini on Nov 13, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

i read that the Bucs do a lot of playaction plays

and the Texans are one of the best teams stopping them. Good example right there

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck no it fucking isn't

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking have at it

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

meh...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

There's something to swear at...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

DBWH

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

That dude is a monster..

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

We get to watch defense!

/feels good to say that

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

he crossed the line of scrimage!!!

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Cmon McCain

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

their o-line looks really good

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 12:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Freeman meet Joseph

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

joseph talkin shit

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

CUSHING!!!

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

CUSHING = DPOY

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Can we call him that when he's not bleeding?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Ask Josh Freeman.

I think he’d say yes right about now.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter

by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

got his bitch ass

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Joseph

Good PD there

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Cushing

Is it time to start calling him “The Manimal”?

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

CUSH!!!

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by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Crushing!

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Nailed it...THE KRAKEN!!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ Watt got in on that action too

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

lol. Cushing climbed his ass

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

teams do not wanna get in 3rd and long against this team.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

shock and awwe time

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I would prefer they bleed them

Let Foster and Tate wear them down

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

cush went king arthur on that ass!

either that… or link from legend of zelda. pretty awesome either way.

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Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Nov 13, 2011 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

Cushing is a MONSTER

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by .Bonzo on Nov 13, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Owen!!!!

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone got a working stream?!

I fucking hate the cowturds. Thanks CBS!

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by Salad on Nov 13, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks

I’ll take it.

Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

by Salad on Nov 13, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

am i the only one that got turned on when cushing flexed?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

errr....man love....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

prolly

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

no

i’m exploring a man crush on him right now

by TiEaB on Nov 13, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

..do you enjoy hearing Marv say, "....nice hole?..."

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

3 offensive plays

1 TD 2 FD!

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

True

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

spread the wealth

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

kubiak knew they would key on the run so he comes out passing alot so far. smart.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

We are already over 100yds passing!!!

Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl

by SteelBlueUSMC on Nov 13, 2011 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

An 80-Yard TD Pass On The First Play Of The Game

Will do that for you, I reckon.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

dirty Texans

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

my stream looks like shit. I hate you guys

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

try living in NJ where I get 1 Texan game a year

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

welcome to my normal hell

But this 60’ hd looks great

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

link?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaub looks like he doesn't want to hand off the ball today

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

I thought that was Andre Johnson making that catch

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

nice snag by Mason

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Offsides BUCS!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

free play. nice catch too

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub Looking The Defense Off On That Bootleg

Was a thing of beauty.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

doing what we wanna do

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Nice workin of the offense...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub 6/6 147 1TD

with 6:46 to go in the first quarter.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

starting him in fantasy every week is paying off

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

REALLY GLAD

I didn’t replace him with Matt Ryan this week.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Slaton is better

by JMFC on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

OBGYB had 2.1 against us

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

chop chop

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Gotta have my chirrens...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

This Can't Be Said Enough

Arian Foster has amazing vision.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Yup.

That’s why the “is Tate better than Foster” question is so dumb.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

OK let's see

running – works – Check
PAssing works – check
defense works – check

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

dammit. step up special teams

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

for VY

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it me

Or dioes it seem teh Shcaub almost falls every time he hands off?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

Off sides!

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub draw....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

Sarcasm font is just being forced at this point

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
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by .Bonzo on Nov 13, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

hahahaha

off sides

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

Sigh.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub panicked under pressure...

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.

by .Bonzo on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck. wtf shaub

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

geezzzz

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Not his fault

but he also could’ve prevented the pick if he knew he was Matt’s hot read.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a fair point.

I’m not sure Talib had possession before he dropped it.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

thats what I'm saying

They need to challenge

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

can we go back and decline the offsides?

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

..patience...but not good.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Awful Throw

It happens. The good news is that now the Texans get to play defense.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Indeed

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

...could it have been a drop??

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

don't think so

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Schaub throws a pick in the 1st Q!??

Game over!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

int

Way to force that schaub

by manmademoron on Nov 13, 2011 12:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Gotta love when Commercials stream better then the game

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by WreckNTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

He fucking rushed it.

It was almost there and schaub got ansties in the pantsies.

by MiamiTexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

stupid challenge

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

They only had one

half-assed replay to see

I don’t think the challenges is a bad idea

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

it's at least close

any time we can get points on the board, it isn’t stupid

by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Good challenge even if we lose.

The benefit if we win vastly outweighs the risk of losing a timeout.

by sdcsea on Nov 13, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

HA!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

challlanggee

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

this^^

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Need a little karma here...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

lmwao...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd two...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

call stands it looks like

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

If you ever have a chance to get points with a challenge, go for it. Gonna need a little luck with this one though.

by Texans 'Til I Die on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Challengiak

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I like how the announcer sounded surprised

that we were challenging. Must be his first Texans game with Kubiak.

by MiamiTexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

lmao

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

is incomplete

Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl

by SteelBlueUSMC on Nov 13, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

omg we won that. welcome professortex

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome, Professor

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

newb rec.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

welcome

soak in this amazing community

by TiEaB on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

APOCALYPSE TIME

TWO CHALLENGES KUBES WINS IN A ROW

by cubic on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

fuck yeah

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

woahh!!!! woath!!! woah!!

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH SEE

He lost CONTROL of it if you watch right when his foot comes down

Oh yeah

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

WOW!

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Kubes WINZZZ!!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

TD right here

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Nov 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome!

Another Kubes successful challenge!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Gary Kubiak is a challenge wizard.

Not really, though.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

I'm impressed

That I was actually able to decipher that so quickly…

by JG25 on Nov 13, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He's battlin

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I've lost my stream

I must rush to Hooters, and demand a Table near my game

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

So horrible

having to watch at Hooters

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

So that makes kubiak what like 18% on challenges?

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

my bad I moved the decimal

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

USA USA USA

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

The Bengals frauds?

So far, the answer is a resounding yes.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

So

Does this mean Schaubs one ugly interception that he usually throws is outta his system even if it didn’t count?

by Chris89 on Nov 13, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Not throwing them this year.

This year Schaub has been taking care of the ball. Usually throwing it away and getting blasted online for doing that too. This is a new year. A Texans year! Get with the times.

by McAggie on Nov 13, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Shob Get's his Occasional Shit Pick

outta the way, and it’s brought back with a challenge.

Houston’s Got This.

by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Calling it

Texans with an INT on this Bucs possession.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Possibly

But I think the poetry of getting a huge pick here after they lost that pick is too good to pass up.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

true

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

I’m going with a fumble

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

When Did You Become A Texans Fan?

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Nov 13, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Evan and I were talking last night

about someone, pre-season, saying that the Texans would definitely lose to the Steelers “just because.”

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I Never Said That

I said the Texans would lose to the Steelers because the Steelers were better than the Texans. I was wrong.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

And, when Evan presented reasons why they were not better than the Texans

Rumor is that you reverted to, whatever, there’s no way the Texans beat the Steelers.

But, hell, I’m just stealing the last part of your comment as a sig.

“I was wrong.” —Tim

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Enjoy It

I’m sure your brethren at MCM will eat it up.

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by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

you owe us all a beer if it doesnt happen

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

No points either way

It’ll be a stop or a turnover

I believe in this defense (I can’t believe I’m saying that)

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by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Cushing. Everywhere the ball is.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Nov 13, 2011 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

Mitchell was pwned on that ;last play

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

damn that was a good catch

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

Yes it was

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

holy shit is gannon a bucs fan?

just deep throating them

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like it

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

good job mccain

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Definitely better than last time

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That Was A BS Flag

We got lucky there.

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by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

But we’ve been on the wrong side of them enough already.

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by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t even see how they thought there was a penalty at all.

Not that I’m complaining.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

however it comes im happy

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

good d

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Is the field slippery Schaub fell earlier on a snap and now Jacoby fell on his ass

by Chris89 on Nov 13, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

that was just weird

if the catch was made wouldnt that make it a first down

by jags52982 on Nov 13, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

That was my thinking

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i thought that too since it was after the catch but fuck it

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I thought it would be a first down and then 15 yards back.

by cubic on Nov 13, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Personal foul after the catch gets subtracted from the end of the play. So the pass minus the penalty resulted in the net for the play and wasn’t enough for a first.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

oooohhh

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Tate

thats what you get for tip-toeing. GO!

by JMFC on Nov 13, 2011 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Fat Al

was within 5 yards of that play…good for him

by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Damn Tate

Thought that was gonna be a tackle for loss. BEAST MODE

by cubic on Nov 13, 2011 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

Need to threaten the run

Til Andre gets back

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by OremLK on Nov 13, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

Pressure on teh Schaub

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Unreal

Matt Schaub is ELUSIVE.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

he dont go down easy

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Of all the weird facts about the Bizarro Texans

that might be the strangest.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

haha...how do you lose shaub .

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Good elusiveness by teh Schaub

/head asplodes

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Nimbly was he...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

And Kubes winz challenges

ANd teh Schaub is elusive

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

And “mister alexander” is highlighted during the game..

by blazin_6 on Nov 13, 2011 12:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Houston Needs to Primarily Run the Ball

Control the Flow, Work the Clock, and not fall into the Kubiak “try to catch up and fail by passing” plan.

by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

SECOND QUARTER THREAD

Here. Please move the party there.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Killa

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Nov 13, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

god damn jason allen

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

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