Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Buccaneers (Second Quarter)
by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 12:45 PM CST
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PrintJacoby Jones catching TD passes, Gary Kubiak winning challenges...I think we're in the matrix.
Make with your second quarter commentary for Texans-Bucs here.
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Why his name is mister right after this:
What a cock tease!
wait so wtf was the answer?
Mentally Ready?
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 13, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
matt schaub
i loved seeing matt schaub audible and avoiding that sack amazing
if Kareem gets a pick 6
We are in the matrix
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 12:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Are the Cowturds lossing?
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Mister
Stands for “mentally ready?” That’s a fun fact.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
HONEY BADGER
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
JJ Watt!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions
Wait ... WHAT?
(a) “Mentally Ready”?
(b) “MR” is an initialism, not an acronym, Marv, you ignorant fuckstick.
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Marv looks nice
in a teddy, though
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
yes he will
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Honey Badger
Doesn’t give a shit about your power back
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions
CHOCOLATE PUDDING
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions
His six picks
in sixteen games for Houston would suggest that he does.
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Pass was incomplete!
Should have challenged
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:50 PM CST reply actions
So Is Andy Dalton
Despite what Rivers and MDC say.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Money be green, motherfucker!
—DeAngelo Barksdale
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until k-jax is on him
Then he will be a bankroll.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Cam needs to stage a comeback
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
eleventy billion penalties on the Bucs
by Karsh on Nov 13, 2011 12:54 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
We're one turnover
from blowing this shit wide open.
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They cannot contain Smith
Without cheating
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:54 PM CST reply actions
Just wait til he busts out the smoke bombs
and nunchucks.
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nice tackle there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
punt
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
he must be juiced out his mine
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
fixed
he must be juiced out his mind
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Better masking agents? Healthy? I don't care.
Dude is playing like an allPro.
Brian Cushing
is a monster.
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Such A Terrible Draft Pick
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
he is no amino okoye.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
I made his bloody face
my profile pic on the facebook.
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Best D in the NFL
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions
BESFs
Up by 17
and only 1 offensive TD
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions
MDC will like this
Denver with 22 rushes, 1 pass. Todd Haley’s too stupid to stop it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I remember I used to marvel the way Ray Lewis was in on every defensive play
Now that is 56. The Manimal!
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 12:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Someone got away
With a bad facemask
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions
Not a facemask?
Fuck Haynesworth.
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Fuck that facemask
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I Love Marv Albert
For mocking Haynesworth.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Such an obvious facemask
and marv and rich are talking about haynesworth
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Meh
it was an obvious NON face mask earlier in the game….makeup call
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Holy balls!
Schaub looks downright mobile and agile today!
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He's already made his stupid pass for the day
And the beauty is, the interception got overturned on a Kubiak challenge.
Man, that’s just great.
TD Foster!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
YESSSSS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Man, I'm loving how well the bootleg is working today.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
wow. FOSTER is a beast
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
juked his bitch ass
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
that was some straight up Madden shit right there
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
can't find the love this comment button.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
aaaawwwwwweeeee!!!!
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Arian Foster
My word.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
"Oh, no flag on the facemask, eh?"
“How ’bout I do THIS? Konichiwai, motherfucker.”
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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
This^
Like, a million times.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
This one was more on Foster
He was not as open this time
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK!!
My thread went down… what happened??
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Arian Foster Happened.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Short pass to Arian
…who then turned said short pass into a 78 yard TD play
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
YES
MY FANTASY TEAM ENJOYS THIS COMMENT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Fosters juke broke the thread
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
made tariq his bitch....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Talib went full retard on the bootleg that led to JJ's TD, too.
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Now i feel a little more comfortable
and yes, i am gun-shy from years past.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
down your fucking throats!!!!!
NAMASTE MOTHAFUCKAS
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
And people was saying sit him in fantasy
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Arian Foster is a bad bad man in a very very good way.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
LOL
My stream crashes, I flip out trying to find one, go to NFL.com… and see this! YES
P.S. Anyone have an extra stream? I know your pain CEK.
It's always the same site for a stream every week
FirstRowSports.TV
People need to start bookmarking it since it never changes.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hustle and Flow. Who can fuck w/ our RBs? Nobody.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
OMGOMGOMG. Shaub is giving me 40 points in fantasy right now...
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
FOSTER
That was nasty but Albert Haynesworth is playing pretty well
Remember When I Predicted Schaub Would Have Less Than 200 Yards Passing Today?
You may disregard that prediction.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I want my money back!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Check's In The Mail
To your P.O. Box in Oklahoma City.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Hey...words hurt, mister.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
You Say That
As though it’s a recent development.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Oh, no.
Just a reminder in case people thought your new Pollyanna Sunshine persona extended into your personal interactions.
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If People Thought That
They haven’t spent enough time with me.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
To be fair
There’s a reason you people are ‘internet friends’
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
you are so LUCKY!!!!
you actually will get your money back
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Bwahahaha
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
that's twice today...? ;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Just imagine the possibilities if we were .....
the most complete team in the Division II AFC South!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
My penis grew on that play.
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
namaste...makes the penis grow.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Foster was Not Even Running Full Speed
Kind of just screwing around.
That was some Matrix shit.
by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I keep waiting
for him to moonwalk into the endzone at some point.
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that was an overall bad effort by the bucs
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Our kickers will kick any other teams kickers' asses!
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Nov 13, 2011 1:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
rackers!
love that he’s been in on all these tackles even after wussiak said no. beast mode
by nathan_muses on Nov 13, 2011 1:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Lol
Texans fans went crazy fot a touchdown. Broncos went crazier for a first down.
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Nov 13, 2011 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Good news for TB so far?
Texans only have 47 yds rushing so far
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
especially in the 2nd half when we're just killing the clock
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Koobs will work the running game...to be sure.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
mccain with the pick
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
And 33 on a pass play
That should have been called incomplete
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Barwin
Is doing well in coverage
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
"COBY!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Funny how physical D has all kinds of tangental benefits...
Like dropped passes, penalties, and boo birds for the home team. :-)
Who here wants more touchdowns?
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Of course we do
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Queso Steak sandwhich
lets see how this turns out
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions
nomnomnom...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Houston take on the Philly Cheesesteak?
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
More like
I forgot to buy cheese at ShopRite and queso was the only alternative…. not bad though.
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
screen
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
What the hell was that?!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
i think kubes thinks...
he has tebow at QB so he just keeps running and running
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...oh wait...no I didn't
I hope the draw on every 3rd and long
eventually turns into a flea-flicker when we need a big play down the road
they're just shooting themselves in the foot
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Nice catch...dammit.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Joseph just hurt winslow
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 1:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yes he did
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
TFL!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
doesnt look like our less than 200 yards allowed streak is going to hold
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Honey BAdger!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
WTF
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Watt couldn't get him
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
good catch
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Perfect Throw
You can’t do it any better than that.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
nice catch
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Need to hold 'em to three here...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
damn it I want a shut out
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
lulz
thats the truth
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
^ This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I wish I could get good barbecue in NJ
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Bwahahahahahahah
That seriously made me laugh out loud.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
sack-fumble-interception
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
lay off the crack
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Need a stop
I won’t feel great about 16-7 with them getting the ball in the 3rd
Imagine the worst pork chop you've ever had.
Then smother it in McD bbq sauce.
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D will make a play
I trust them
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
they've made great plays this drive. Our defense has still been solid
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
JACKSON
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
KAREEMMM!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Nice tackle by McCain
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Kareem > Allen
Deal with it
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
CUSH CALL!!! Release the KRAKEN!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Not that the defense hasn't played well so far, because they have
But I would like a sack right now please.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
KAREEM DEFEMNSED ANOTHER PASS!!!!!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
defensed*
Stupid typing.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
There you go Jackson,
I see your improvement
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Kareem with teh PD
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
kareem bitches
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
JACKSON!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It's a small place.
Sparsely populated. High risk of malaria.
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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
...and Super AIDS
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
In Kareem we trust?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 13, 2011 1:21 PM CST reply actions
shutout still possible
YAY
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
sorry about the crack comment
Fuck yeah KJ!!!
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:22 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
TOLD YOU
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
KJax pass deflection and no PI?
THERE IS A GOD!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
okay
We are in the matrix
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 1:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What A Terrible Decision By Raheem Morris
You’re getting the ball back to start the second half. Take the points.
Well done, Kareem.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
holding
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Thank you,
Based God
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 1:22 PM CST reply actions
So lucky
I wish Kareem would look BACK AT THE DAMN BALL!!!!!!
I was screaming that at the browns game too
That was a fast flag
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Kareem with the play! Holy shit.
TEOTWAWKI. I know I said it before. But when Kareem is making plays, it bears repeating.
all of a sudden i dont feel bad for supporting kareem!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions
true
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
screen i call it
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
it wont work when shaub has no room to go back with pressure from both sides
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
^^this
He needs more than 10 yards to move backwards
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I understand not calling a pass
But man was that series awful
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
yep
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Need big play on ST here...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Well...that was almost completely disastrous.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
we needed a good punt. good job hartmaan
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I'm so glad Turk dosent play for us anymore
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
A lot of running
on third and long, when we haven’t really been running well yet all day. That’s cool…
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
Just hold to a FG and we'll be fine
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
WIll be right on track
for my 32 – 6 prediction
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
fuck that
First half shut out
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ok fine you guys
Hold them to nothing!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
or safety
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
^ this
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hate to see the meat wagon...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
/resists perverse temptation to link to Monty Puthon...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Come on halftime
Im starving
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
JoJo
64 yard pick 6
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 1:29 PM CST reply actions
It would only be 54 yards...
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
not if he picked it at the 36
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Have we forced our weekly turnover yet?
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not yet
Blocked FG TD would suffice though
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
we can look forward to that in the 2nd half
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
miss teh FG. KEEP SHUTOUT
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
block FG comming up
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Fuck a 50+ yarder
I think every team we play has made one on us
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Once again, the bane of our existance
….the 50 yard FG.
Heheheheh
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
short
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
54 yarder
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Hit it
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
dammit
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
If 50+ yard FGs are what we really have to be pissed about this season...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Are all we really have*
Typo’d like hell
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Great Kick
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
WTF with the 50+ yard FGs against us?
They are automatic
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
every team is making long field goals this year
it’s on pace for best 50+ yd avg by like 10 points so far
more like janikowskI
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sebastian janakowski disagrees
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Nov 13, 2011 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If we make the playoffs and the game comes down to a 50+ yard FG
I am going to start crying
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Record for Fifty plus against futility???
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Goes with a great defense!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It is abundantly clear
that the jags are trying to be spoilers
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
THIRD QUARTER THREAD
Here. Please move the party there.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I hope our playoff game doesnt come down
To a 50 us FG
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What happened to WATT deflecting passes and field goals????
he did that a bunch the first couple of games
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