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Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Buccaneers (Third Quarter)

Your Houston Texans lead the Bucs 16-3 at the half, thanks to Kareem Jackson making a tremendous play in the end zone to prevent a TD. There is no doubt: We are in the matrix. And I'm loving every second of it.

Leave your third quarter commentary here, friends.

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Thank you sir!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

Somebody say party?

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

...put the gerbils back in their cage...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He did

But I don’t think he was cereal

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

sad face emoticon

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck 50 yd field goals

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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

since we are in the matrix

Can we turn on the Alison brie program please

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 1:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

...always makes me happy... ;- )

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I love Katie Perry

so very, very, very much.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

yummy

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Game is Moving Fast

Seems like it’s barely started

by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

I would almost rather see the opponent kicking a 30-40 yard FG than a 50 yard one…

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

I live a couple states away

And have to stream nearly every game. It sucks. A often crappy stream and Red Zone is all I got.

by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah?

Try watching in the middle east.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I bought NFL Sunday Ticket on my PS3 so I could watch it in NY.

by Mr. Robie on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

Literally did not show “highlights” of the Colts/Jags game.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

Has that game started yet?

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

bout to

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

The sky is falling...

Could Smithiak have been right? Can Kareem Jackson actually cover an nfl wideout?

by Jimenez on Nov 13, 2011 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

your right that would be funny

Only because we all know that is impossible.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

is this... i uhh...

I know the blind squirrel one… but a blind pig? why would a pig want nuts…?

by Kiratomi on Nov 13, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You've never heard

“even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then”?

Per wiki: “Large mammals, such as pigs, bears, and deer, also consume large amounts of acorns; they may constitute up to 25% of the diet of deer in the autumn.1 In Spain and Portugal, pigs are still turned loose in dehesas (large oak groves) in the autumn, to fill and fatten themselves on acorns. However, acorns are toxic to some other animals, such as horses.”

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

we had a sustained drive

of about 13 seconds to start the game

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

At this point

Taking six minutes off the clock, even if we settle for three, will more or less win the game for us, imo.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

What worries me

Our o-line is getting blown off the line a lot. Josh Freeman is hard to bring down.

What doesn’t

Arian Foster. Brian Cushing.

Can I just write that for every game the rest of the way?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 13, 2011 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

REED

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

have to admit I am a little nervous.

Offense needs to get in the endzone more.

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by TexansForever on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Brooks Reed!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

Brooks Reed

5 Sacks so far

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

REEEEEDDDDD!

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

my god. 5 sacks for Brooks Reed.

put him in the conversation for DROY

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

BROOKS REED

For DPOY…. possible?

by JG25 on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

DROY

Cushing needs DPOY

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

REEEEEED

if he cuts his hair – he loses his power

by Kidaster on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

God I love our defense

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

yes sir

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

Another Sack!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

hell yeah

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

And Barwin!!

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

pick time

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

BROOOKSS RREEEEDDD!

THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

REEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

Is the man

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

and reed again

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

Damn! Looks like Wade lit a fire under the defense's ass at the half.

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

Only because

he was hoping to BBQ one of them. Because he was hungry.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

The six fans left in the stands

are booing

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

Don’t they have a blackout?

by Chris89 on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

There were fans

Just left at half time

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

CONNNOORR BAAARRWWWINNNNN

WINNING!!

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

I kind of want to call him

Barwinning.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Take That Offense

The Defense is Bringing it to the 2nd Half

by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

It's so weird, this feeling.

Feeling good about our team’s defense. Takes some getting used to.

by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Still not used to it...

Or perhaps I’m not used to feeling comfortable even with a decent lead

by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually don't mind when a drive stalls now

Only because I get to watch the D “rip the lid off it”

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

time for a long TD drive

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

Negative yardage=potential to maintain streak!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

If Reed keeps playing like this what do you do next year?

You have to keep Mario right? Make Reed the starter over Barwin?

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

^This

is retarded.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I figured.

I’ve actually heard people saying it for real lately, though, and I want to ram corn-filled turds down their throats.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

That's an insult to 'tards

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like to apologize to any Arkansans

who might have been offended by my previous statement.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

that is a great problem to have

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I completely agree

But you cant have 3 starters

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by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

drafting great players is only a small part of player evaluations

When you have a ton of great players and you know who to keep, that’s how you build a dynasty.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

...and balancing salaries...that FO dude that used to run the draft should be helpful.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

SO far

That is working

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

love that shit

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

shoulda been a loss...it wasnt

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Ha.

Foster knocks someone on their ass at the end of that run.

Tate-like, in fact

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Arian Foster is better at playing running back

than you are at doing whatever it is you are best at.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

My wife disagrees with this statement.

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

She must be impressed

with your ability to wash dishes.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno

I make a pretty kickass sandwich

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

Reply fail of epic proportions.

Good thing I have to be at work in a couple of hours.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Dang AF

Now the offense is bringing it

by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

SHOCK

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

AWE

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by MghtyPtrck on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

can't fuck with our running game

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

Wishbone?

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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Im in love....

with brooks reeds flowing locks…

by Jimenez on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

Glacier sighting

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

awe time

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

Our RB crew have names that sound like a law firm: Foster, Tate & Ward

“We’re not here for your defense, we are here to offend the enemy!”

by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

fuckingg GLLLACCCIERRR

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

WISHBONE

that was awesome we should run wishbone more

by TariqQattom on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

^This

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fuck yes

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

This game is fucking over.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

has our history taught you nothing?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Defense?

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Best to watch after a TD

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Frank Bush

aint walkin’ through that door

by JMFC on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

AAAWWWWWEEEE

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Nicely done

all but 1 run plays

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

WOW

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Another AFC player of the week for Foster?

Me thinks so

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

we'll make a team quit early

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN CITY

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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Love how we score at will when we dont have to

But last year it was hard enough to try to score a shitload while we were down.

by fgp on Nov 13, 2011 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

NOT THE MOST COMPLETE TEAM IN THE DIVISION II AFC SOUTH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

Mac Engel ref?

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Then what the hell does that make the 49s?

Seems like they are getting love even though there division is DIII

by fgp on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

How is Casey?

Haven’t seen him really.

by fgp on Nov 13, 2011 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

We are getting spoiled

With all these blow-outs

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

That Drive

Was just a we’re-better-than-you-and-you-can’t-stop-us punch to the throat.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

In Missouri

that call that “The James Franklin.”

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

*they

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

In Arkansas, "that" is a proper substitution for "they."

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

In Oklahoma

“Thunder” is a proper substitution for “Sonics”

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Now You're Just Insulting Him

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I know!

Isn’t it great?!?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU, ALRIGHT?!?!

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!!

/1987 PSA’d

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

that is what this team has lacked since it's existence

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT A PHYSICAL TEAM

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Foster done for the day?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, I know

I saw him cutting off tape on the sideline

just wondering

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not done

but Ward will see more carries.

Do we see the other Matt in this game at QB?

by Kidaster on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring on the playoffs

We ARE the best team in the AFC.

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

Who's next up on the sack list?

Watt
Cody
’Meco
Joseph
Demps

or a double day for Barwin, Reed or Cush?

by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

DON'T FORGET KAREEEM JACCKSON

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, there's your answer.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, we still need and int and fumble recovery

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Mary-o Williams is no where to be found on the stat sheet!!!!

BIGGEST BUST EVAR!! in the history of the DRAFT!!!
SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED TEBOW

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

Wow Cincy tied with the Steelers

Nice

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

yeah

thats what I was thinking

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

NFL channel just brought back their "Gutsy Call" segment

one of the calls was that both Foster and Tate would break 100 yrds again this game.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ok who want to man up

And grow their hair out like Reed?

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Watt!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

And that's four sacks!

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

MOAR SACKS!!!!!!! PLOX

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

damn they are fucking some shit up

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

J Jo

Another nice hit

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah cincy is gonna be tough...

But all the others after the bye looks relatively easy. So mix in just two more losses and we should be golden.

Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC

by Fredrik Nyman on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

i laughed at everyone who said bengals were winning because of their easy schedule

I picked the bengals to win today. hopefully they follow through

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

I love J-Jo

Like, a lot.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Was that Wade that got animated?

Couldn’t tell.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

int??

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

the oreo sack - vanilla edition

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

lmao rec'd

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Winslow is going to have nightmares of Joseph

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

INT yes!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

awesome

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

theres the turnover

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

^This

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

HELL YES!!!!!

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

#1 Defense in the NFL

Thank you Wade! Free steak dinner on me if I ever see you in a local restaurant.

by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

No joke.

I’d treat Wade to a nice meal and give him a foot rub.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Another Int for Crushing

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

Reply fail

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Pick!!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

I've had a red "authentic" jersey of Cush since his draft

I just ordered a deep steel blue version for the upcoming next home game. FIFTY F*CKIN SIX!!

What an awesome season that guy is having!

by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT A PICK

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

Cushing rack up those STATS!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

that was a i didnt see it and save my ass call

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

There's our weekly pick

thanks for coming. we missed you.

by Kidaster on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

good fuckin hit

and cushing being alert

by Dmo_Htx on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Looks like it might've hit the ground.

Challenge by the Bucs?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

Wooooo! Too soon to nominate for the ktfo award?

by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

yes indeed

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

^^This

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Except Wade Phillips

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

hear

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair

That was a good pick up though. Joseph was just mjch much better

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Without question.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

The Texans are soft

And by"soft", I mean “ridiculously dominant” of course.

by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Soft like boulders.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster is a fucking beast.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

Lotsa luck on that one

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Never

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

About 10 minutes after his death

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Never.

It’s ok though, the Texans are shoving his opinion up his fucking ass

by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

saw that

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

atleast we got a bye next week

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Get up Daniels!!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Uh oh

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Dodge and Ram

For Foster and Tate.

It's Jacoby Jones Time!

by kurtie! on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I love that.

Though I prefer Berian Fostate for some reason.

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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if they sponsor BRB

Like every other post recently

by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No hurts for the Owen!

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

looked like his knee got rolled up on at the end of the play

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Well it had been about a game and a half since we had an injury

We were due

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

WHA????

After everything this city’s been through we’re due nothing short of 6 years of injury free championship football!!!

by Blitzman46 on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Not OD.....

God damn it we can’t win without a big injury. Please be minor….

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

this^^

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hope OD is OK...

Dressen isn’t a bad 2nd option, but no OD

by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

He's ok

I have faith

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

He wasn't.

He was on the sidelines. Might go back to the locker room but it’s no ACL/MCL from the looks of it.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster just broke the 100 yard mark

In receiving yards

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

lol wtf.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Glacier TD!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Jacoby’s blocking is really starting to impress me

by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Everybody gets some.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

another bobbled snap

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

when was the last time

A season ending injury happens and it just means another bad ass gets more playing time?

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Is It Possible

For an OL to play better than Houston’s is right now?

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

By The Way

You know that Kubes ran that play just so D. Ward could bow to his former employers.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

I think Cowher was right when he said the "Texans are the most complete team."

I wasn’t so sure, but lately they are definitely looking the part (and without AJ and Mario)

by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:17 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I'll admit,

The Texans are more dominant than I thought they’d be. This game and this year.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

agreed. i thought it was going to be close

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Lulz Hartman

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

LMAO

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

That tackle was awesome!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

lolol. Hartmaan.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

HARTMAN!!

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

hitman

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hartman embarrassed him!!

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Thrown down by Hartman!

hahahahaha

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hartmann GETS HIS!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

"Bitch get down"

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hartmann Rag-Dolling You

Probably means you should consider a new career.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Our kickers can

beat the shit out of your guys all day long!

by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Best tckling kickers in FRANCHISE HISTORY!?

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Yeppers

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

BRICE!!!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Haha, hartman tossing people around

by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

McCain

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

McCain INT!!!

Woot!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Pick!!!!

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

McCain PICK

I love this season – may it never end

by Kidaster on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

well if punting doesn't work out he has a future at LB

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

run up the score!!!!

we need the style points for the bcs!!!

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Folks that might just be the game

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

If only someone had said this earlier...

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

If Wade Phillips Ever Needs An Organ

I will gladly give him one of mine. Even if it means I die immediately.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

is that shakspeir?

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

that would be a happy mans death.

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Two picks by Freeman...

Love this defense.

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Total defensive domination...

I could never get tired of watching this.

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by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

The O line

Relaxing too soon

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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

rematch with the raiders, saints, ravens?

No one is playing better ball right now.

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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

FOURTH QUARTER THREAD

Here. Please move the festivus there.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

First highlight going to commercial is of our kicker throwing someone to the ground...

Luff.

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by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

It's time for Lienart

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by H-town Fanatic on Nov 13, 2011 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Move Watt to NT

Start Reed at OLB and Mario At DE

by SpredAloha on Nov 13, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

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