Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Buccaneers (Third Quarter)
by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 1:34 PM CST
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PrintYour Houston Texans lead the Bucs 16-3 at the half, thanks to Kareem Jackson making a tremendous play in the end zone to prevent a TD. There is no doubt: We are in the matrix. And I'm loving every second of it.
Leave your third quarter commentary here, friends.
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Thank you sir!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
...put the gerbils back in their cage...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
He did
But I don’t think he was cereal
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck 50 yd field goals
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
since we are in the matrix
Can we turn on the Alison brie program please
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 1:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
...always makes me happy... ;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I love Katie Perry
so very, very, very much.
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I would almost rather see the opponent kicking a 30-40 yard FG than a 50 yard one…
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
And either one us better than the 40 yard Tds we had to watch last year
16-3 at the half? I’ll take it.
by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 1:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I live a couple states away
And have to stream nearly every game. It sucks. A often crappy stream and Red Zone is all I got.
yeah?
Try watching in the middle east.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ha!
Literally did not show “highlights” of the Colts/Jags game.
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Has that game started yet?
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
bout to
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
If no one is there to see it, is it really being played?
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The sky is falling...
Could Smithiak have been right? Can Kareem Jackson actually cover an nfl wideout?
wouldn't it be hilarious if he developed into a top-tier corner in a couple of years?
I mean, it won’t happen, but still
your right that would be funny
Only because we all know that is impossible.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You've never heard
“even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then”?
Per wiki: “Large mammals, such as pigs, bears, and deer, also consume large amounts of acorns; they may constitute up to 25% of the diet of deer in the autumn.1 In Spain and Portugal, pigs are still turned loose in dehesas (large oak groves) in the autumn, to fill and fatten themselves on acorns. However, acorns are toxic to some other animals, such as horses.”
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At this point
Taking six minutes off the clock, even if we settle for three, will more or less win the game for us, imo.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
What worries me
Our o-line is getting blown off the line a lot. Josh Freeman is hard to bring down.
What doesn’t
Arian Foster. Brian Cushing.
Can I just write that for every game the rest of the way?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 13, 2011 1:47 PM CST reply actions
REED
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
have to admit I am a little nervous.
Offense needs to get in the endzone more.
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by TexansForever on Nov 13, 2011 1:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Brooks Reed!!!
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Brooks Reed
5 Sacks so far
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
my god. 5 sacks for Brooks Reed.
put him in the conversation for DROY
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
DROY
Cushing needs DPOY
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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yes sir
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Another Sack!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
And Barwin!!
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pick time
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
BROOOKSS RREEEEDDD!
THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
and reed again
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Damn! Looks like Wade lit a fire under the defense's ass at the half.
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Only because
he was hoping to BBQ one of them. Because he was hungry.
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The six fans left in the stands
are booing
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
There were fans
Just left at half time
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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
CONNNOORR BAAARRWWWINNNNN
WINNING!!
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions
I kind of want to call him
Barwinning.
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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's so weird, this feeling.
Feeling good about our team’s defense. Takes some getting used to.
by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 1:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Still not used to it...
Or perhaps I’m not used to feeling comfortable even with a decent lead
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
I actually don't mind when a drive stalls now
Only because I get to watch the D “rip the lid off it”
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by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
time for a long TD drive
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Negative yardage=potential to maintain streak!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If Reed keeps playing like this what do you do next year?
You have to keep Mario right? Make Reed the starter over Barwin?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
I figured.
I’ve actually heard people saying it for real lately, though, and I want to ram corn-filled turds down their throats.
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That's an insult to 'tards
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I would like to apologize to any Arkansans
who might have been offended by my previous statement.
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that is a great problem to have
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
drafting great players is only a small part of player evaluations
When you have a ton of great players and you know who to keep, that’s how you build a dynasty.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
...and balancing salaries...that FO dude that used to run the draft should be helpful.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
SO far
That is working
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
love that shit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Foster with a nice run
It’s just smooth
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 1:53 PM CST reply actions
shoulda been a loss...it wasnt
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Ha.
Foster knocks someone on their ass at the end of that run.
Tate-like, in fact
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Arian Foster is better at playing running back
than you are at doing whatever it is you are best at.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
She must be impressed
with your ability to wash dishes.
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Damn... FOSTER... thought it was a loss.. instead 17
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions
I dunno
I make a pretty kickass sandwich
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Wow.
Reply fail of epic proportions.
Good thing I have to be at work in a couple of hours.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
SHOCK
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Looks like we are ramming it down their throats
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
can't fuck with our running game
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Wishbone?
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Im in love....
with brooks reeds flowing locks…
Glacier sighting
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
awe time
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Looks like we know who's getting the KTFO award this week
by RaY210 on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And I know I'm late...
Watching a stream and commenting from my phone
by RaY210 on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Our RB crew have names that sound like a law firm: Foster, Tate & Ward
“We’re not here for your defense, we are here to offend the enemy!”
by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Looks like the O line might have gotten some motivation at half time
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
fuckingg GLLLACCCIERRR
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions
WISHBONE
that was awesome we should run wishbone more
^This
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This game is fucking over.
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has our history taught you nothing?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Defense?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Best to watch after a TD
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I haven't seen the fat lady leave the stadium yet, so let's keep playing tough
and no “conserviak” please!
Wasn't that last drive "Conserviak"?
1 pass the rest were runs.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
AAAWWWWWEEEE
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Nicely done
all but 1 run plays
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
WOW
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Another AFC player of the week for Foster?
Me thinks so
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
we'll make a team quit early
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
TOUCHDOWN CITY
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by Antho10000 on Nov 13, 2011 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Love how we score at will when we dont have to
But last year it was hard enough to try to score a shitload while we were down.
NOT THE MOST COMPLETE TEAM IN THE DIVISION II AFC SOUTH
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 1:58 PM CST reply actions
Then what the hell does that make the 49s?
Seems like they are getting love even though there division is DIII
That'll be good
I hate the Falcons for whatever reason.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
That was a great offensive series...
And it was because of the RUN
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 1:59 PM CST reply actions
That Drive
Was just a we’re-better-than-you-and-you-can’t-stop-us punch to the throat.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
In Missouri
that call that “The James Franklin.”
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
In Oklahoma
“Thunder” is a proper substitution for “Sonics”
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Now You're Just Insulting Him
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I know!
Isn’t it great?!?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
YOU, ALRIGHT?!?!
I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!!
/1987 PSA’d
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Heh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
that is what this team has lacked since it's existence
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
NOT A PHYSICAL TEAM
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Foster done for the day?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Yes, I know
I saw him cutting off tape on the sideline
just wondering
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak doesn't really believe in taking Schaub out even in blowouts.
In his words not mine.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Hope Tate gets some more carries...
he’s on my FF team
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Bring on the playoffs
We ARE the best team in the AFC.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Who's next up on the sack list?
Watt
Cody
’Meco
Joseph
Demps
or a double day for Barwin, Reed or Cush?
DON'T FORGET KAREEEM JACCKSON
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, there's your answer.
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"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Yes, we still need and int and fumble recovery
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Mary-o Williams is no where to be found on the stat sheet!!!!
BIGGEST BUST EVAR!! in the history of the DRAFT!!!
SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED TEBOW
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:03 PM CST reply actions
yeah
thats what I was thinking
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
That and Atlanta are or toughest left, now that this one's over
P.s. watt!!
by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
NFL channel just brought back their "Gutsy Call" segment
one of the calls was that both Foster and Tate would break 100 yrds again this game.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Ok who want to man up
And grow their hair out like Reed?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
JJ Watt!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
And that's four sacks!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
damn they are fucking some shit up
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Yeah cincy is gonna be tough...
But all the others after the bye looks relatively easy. So mix in just two more losses and we should be golden.
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
i laughed at everyone who said bengals were winning because of their easy schedule
I picked the bengals to win today. hopefully they follow through
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I love J-Jo
Like, a lot.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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int??
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
the oreo sack - vanilla edition
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Winslow is going to have nightmares of Joseph
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
theres the turnover
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
#1 Defense in the NFL
Thank you Wade! Free steak dinner on me if I ever see you in a local restaurant.
I'm not sure you make enough to cover Wade's meal
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
No joke.
I’d treat Wade to a nice meal and give him a foot rub.
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That Wade statue is really not sounding like a bad idea now
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Pick!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I've had a red "authentic" jersey of Cush since his draft
I just ordered a deep steel blue version for the upcoming next home game. FIFTY F*CKIN SIX!!
What an awesome season that guy is having!
HOLY SHIT A PICK
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
that was a i didnt see it and save my ass call
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
good fuckin hit
and cushing being alert
by Dmo_Htx on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Looks like it might've hit the ground.
Challenge by the Bucs?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Wooooo! Too soon to nominate for the ktfo award?
by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yes indeed
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
^^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Except Wade Phillips
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Everytime I head an analyst say it was Sproles I laugh
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
To be fair
That was a good pick up though. Joseph was just mjch much better
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Without question.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
The Texans are soft
And by"soft", I mean “ridiculously dominant” of course.
by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Soft like boulders.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Foster is a fucking beast.
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
About 10 minutes after his death
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
saw that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
atleast we got a bye next week
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Get up Daniels!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Dodge and Ram
For Foster and Tate.
It's Jacoby Jones Time!
by kurtie! on Nov 13, 2011 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We already have Barian Fostate
Let’s see where this goes first
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I love that.
Though I prefer Berian Fostate for some reason.
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Like every other post recently
by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
looked like his knee got rolled up on at the end of the play
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Well it had been about a game and a half since we had an injury
We were due
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
WHA????
After everything this city’s been through we’re due nothing short of 6 years of injury free championship football!!!
Why?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Not OD.....
God damn it we can’t win without a big injury. Please be minor….
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
this^^
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Hope OD is OK...
Dressen isn’t a bad 2nd option, but no OD
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions
He wasn't.
He was on the sidelines. Might go back to the locker room but it’s no ACL/MCL from the looks of it.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Would miss OD but at least you can't say
we’re not deep at TE
Foster just broke the 100 yard mark
In receiving yards
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
My reaction to the game so far-
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Glacier TD!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Jacoby’s blocking is really starting to impress me
by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 13, 2011 2:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
another bobbled snap
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
when was the last time
A season ending injury happens and it just means another bad ass gets more playing time?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Is It Possible
For an OL to play better than Houston’s is right now?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
By The Way
You know that Kubes ran that play just so D. Ward could bow to his former employers.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I think Cowher was right when he said the "Texans are the most complete team."
I wasn’t so sure, but lately they are definitely looking the part (and without AJ and Mario)
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'll admit,
The Texans are more dominant than I thought they’d be. This game and this year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
agreed. i thought it was going to be close
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Worst timing of the bye. I wish we could just keep playing...
…
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
HAHAHAHAHA
That tackle was awesome!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
lolol. Hartmaan.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
HARTMAN!!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
hitman
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Hartman embarrassed him!!
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Thrown down by Hartman!
hahahahaha
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Hartmann GETS HIS!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Hartmann Rag-Dolling You
Probably means you should consider a new career.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Best tckling kickers in FRANCHISE HISTORY!?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
BRICE!!!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Haha, hartman tossing people around
by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions
McCain INT!!!
Woot!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Pick!!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
well if punting doesn't work out he has a future at LB
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
run up the score!!!!
we need the style points for the bcs!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions
Folks that might just be the game
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
If only someone had said this earlier...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
If Wade Phillips Ever Needs An Organ
I will gladly give him one of mine. Even if it means I die immediately.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
is that shakspeir?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
that would be a happy mans death.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Two picks by Freeman...
Love this defense.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Total defensive domination...
I could never get tired of watching this.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
The O line
Relaxing too soon
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
rematch with the raiders, saints, ravens?
No one is playing better ball right now.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Gruden's a turd
can’t believe anyone would want him to coach the Texans
Haven't even hit the 4th Q yet?
This could get really ugly
FOURTH QUARTER THREAD
Here. Please move the festivus there.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
First highlight going to commercial is of our kicker throwing someone to the ground...
Luff.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
It's time for Lienart
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
except "Conserviak" is going to run the clock out
not unload the weapons of mass destruction from the passing game
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