Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Buccaneers (Fourth Quarter)
by Tim on Nov 13, 2011 2:21 PM CST
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The fourth quarter, and your comments in reaction thereto, transpire in the Comments below.
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Thank you
For getting there before someone could say “first”
by JBal on Nov 13, 2011 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The temptation was enormous
but I overcame the evil.
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
It's dancin' time!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Lol yeah, Was at the game yesterday, this fool was dancing the whole time. The. Whole. Time.
"It was like the Alamo!"
The streak is 4 W's!!!
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Commence the celebration...
With more katy Perry
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Nov 13, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
life is complete
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Here
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
by Autra on Nov 13, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Dammit, I thought I caught the thumbnail
Bah
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
What is she doing?
Never mind, I don’t even care…
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
okay now its complete
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This always gets a rec from me..
Always..
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
Rackers, what the hell man?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
He needs to get his shit together
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
WTF
My live stream went to the Fish/Foreskins game.
Houston is so good they are boring to watch now. Wow.
I remember when it was the other way
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
time to sit
Foster, Tate, and Shaub. Let Leinert hand off to Ward.
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Nov 13, 2011 2:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
you clearly don't remember houston teams of the past
we can rest them when we have a 30 point lead with less than 30 seconds left
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
i call it the 30-30 rule
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
i remember well
But this ain’t the past. Respectfully of course.
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Nov 13, 2011 2:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LOL Nevermind. You are right.
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Nov 13, 2011 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
’nuff said
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Trash time points?
Hey damnit, some of us have the Texans defense and don’t need to lost points today!
So when does Rich Gannon just come out and say
“I really wish I could play for this team!”
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Still a lot of time...
not for a comeback but for Tampa to ruin the D’s stats
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions
The kittens are dumb enough to let Luck into the division
either that or they figure they’ll be in the NFC West next year when they move to LA and don’t give a shit
by MeMongo on Nov 13, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
no they are who we though thet are
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
they^^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I knew it was a matter of time until the real Bills showed up
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
thats why I was so pissed the first couple of weeks when they were getting all the hype
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I wish it was the other way...
But here in SA, they’ve switched the cowgirls game to pit./cinci. due to bills getting beat down
by RaY210 on Nov 13, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
In Austin they chose to show the Bills-Cowgirls instead the the Texans
Pisses me off… they used to do this when VY was with the Titans… the Texans can’t get no respect.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Prepare for "Cowboys are going to the SB" talk
You know it’s coming again now.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Why
Did they buy tickets?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
they've righted the ship
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
The dopest dope I've ever smoked!!
In the past 4 weeks I’ve had nothing, but good luck. Found a new job, got hit on by hot cocktail waitress and more. I attribute it all to the Texans stellar play.
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
by molloymalone on Nov 13, 2011 2:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
man TB sux
But they have the best looking cheerleaders.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
damn TB did it again
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Who was the moron that went offsides?!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Tim Jamison
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
jamison
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Jason Allen....
Damn
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
lolWhut?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
He's Won Two In A Row
It’s house money now.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
challenge
Who gives a shit anymore. Oh yeah wait that would be a penalty.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I think he caught it
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
The guys in the bar ship are unloading all the cannons figuring this is it for the day
load and shoot them all and let’s head for the parking lot!
I was thinking that myself
They are like “We bought a hundred cannonballs and been waitin’ all day. Eff it. It’s on right now nigguh”
whats the score?
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
damn I wanted the Colts to win that one
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Gets a flag
for even challenging. What a fucking idiot. I was screaming at the TV when he pulled it out.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Was I not paying attention?
I saw him holding the flag, but did he ever throw it?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Nevermind
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
He didn't challenge?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Dammit Kubiak!
He’s gotten trigger happy with that flag
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
dammit
Moron did challenge.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Kubs is Gonna Have to Run Some Extra Laps Next Week
For that Shit
by SuperSerial on Nov 13, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He is a runner
No biggie for him
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Why would you ever throw at JJ?
Ever?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:41 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Gah
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
So what's he up to now for the season?
260?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Cam Newton still has more rushing yards than CJ
but you are right, they’ll be nutting him all week now
Yea look how that penalty bit us on the ass.
We’re doomed now.
by LedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Popsicle stick jokes are very weak nowadays
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 13, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions
I Am Continually Frustrated
By Kubes’ refusal to pull his starters. Ever.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
shit holding
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
SO FUCKING SICK
of the overzealous holding calls.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
tate shoulda cut that back
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
I said the same thing
Watching my TV
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
I've heard
he should be back after the bye
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Don't remember
I think Kubiak said something about possibly only missing for 4 weeks
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
prob wont come back until first game of playoffs... and even then will probably play sparingly
Twitter: @MghtyPtrck
nah!
this kinda fracture doesn’t take that long. hell be ready to play 6 to 10 weeks after the break
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Dear Texans Fans,
If the Steelers-Bengals’ score holds up, we’ll wake up tomorrow with the AFC’s #1 seed. So, that’s a thing.
Love,
MDC
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 2:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I just came.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Don't forget
That this score has to hold up too. Don’t jinx this game!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
If we lose this game.
I’ll mail you $500.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Part of me is kind of rooting for the comeback now...
/not serious
//maybe a little
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Completely understandable.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Thanks for understand
Med school loans ain’t cheap
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I'm really starting to feel that we can win out
meaning we’d get the #1 seed anyway since we’d beat the Bengals
by goingforthecorner on Nov 13, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
But
since Cinci has not played Balti, who would be in first in the AFC North?
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Right.
Caught that after I said it.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Indeed.
Oh No Joe Flacco will drop a couple down the stretch.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
and the media will still dick ride the cowboys all week
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
this^^^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Nice snag by Demps
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
PICK!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
demps
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Demps with the pick!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
is that the third pick today
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Marv Albert was soooooo late on that one
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
demps!
Back to back weeks with interceptions.
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 13, 2011 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yep this game is over
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Why is Foster in the game???
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
you people make me sick
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 13, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
what do you mean by
“you people”
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
get foster out please
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
there is half of what you were looking for
Tate!!
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Nov 13, 2011 2:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Foster
probably just wants to hit 100 rush yards.
It shouldn't be up to him
Yeah, he’s on my fantasy team and I want him to rush for 300 yards every game but if he gets hurt it will suck.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
NEED. MOAR. GLACIER.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
shock
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Tate TD!
Looks good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Now I feel better.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
All 3 RBs have a TD!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Rushing TD I mean
Foster has a receiving one too.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Jesus Christ
We have the best RB duo in the NFL.
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
make that trio
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
No...see Jesus Christ is the RB coach
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
So Tate still needs 38 yds
and Foster needs 20
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I'm willing to give them the rest of the day off
Let Ward pound it around.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I dont feel sad one bit... WE'VE dealt with that feeling for 9 straight seasons
Twitter: @MghtyPtrck
by MghtyPtrck on Nov 13, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yes, Arian, enjoy a tasty, refreshing beverage.
You’ve earned it.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Good Q.
I’ll find out for Tuesday.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Let Tate score again!!
He’s on my FF team
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 13, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Now a fumble
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
fumblia
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
FUMBLEROOSKIE
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
WOW!!!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Oh, this is so good it has to be fattening.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Good. Our RBs need more yds.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
MATTY ICE TIME
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions
This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
On an unrelated (and possibly offensive) note
Does anyone else snicker when Lumpkin’s name is said?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
by ak2themax on Nov 13, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
yeah i keep thinking he is saying blumpkin
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
Now I don’t feel so dirty. Well, it still feels dirty, but I don’t feel alone.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I can't help giggling every time.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 13, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
the lion is in
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Vickers is hurt.
Dammit.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
he gots sum time off coming
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
This is taking a lot of getting used to
Not much passing
Sensational running game
Best defense in the league
….and we are winning games…
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
I can live with this
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
"Things couldn't be better for the Texans"
Umm Marv, it would be nice to have Mario and Manning and Dre back.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I have a feeling we may never see Mario in a Texans jersey again.
We’ll see how this defense without him does in the play offs.
No chance that is correct.
We’ll tag him if nothing else.
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by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel the same way
He’s kinda good and stuff.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
by ak2themax on Nov 13, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
I mean, you know, a fucking mutant who commands double- and triple-teams (look at Smith and Watt’s #s since Mario got hurt) and is the best DE (or 3-4 OLB) in the league against the run? He’d probably improve things.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
Refs needing more TV time?
did the guy with the orange mittens look over with the “stretch it” signal?!!!
You don't kick here
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Are we sure that we're not playing the Jags?
The stadium sure looks empty.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
dosent all three Flordia teams have glitter on there helmets?
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
No
the Dolphins only have glitter on their high-priced RB.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
by MDC on Nov 13, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HA
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I'm suprised they havent changed games yet
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
It looks to me
like albert haynesworth has done a good job leading the Bucs
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
supposed to be sarcastic
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
@test@
test
works when you put the @ immediately before and after the statement in the text box only…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
thats cool
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
newb'd and you've already got sarcasm font down...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Foghorn is my.......
I say—my fayvorite toon of all time
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
no kidding?!?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
dancindancinDANCIIIIN
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 13, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
third time today..but whose countin....can't get past two...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'd tickle the fuck out of Elmo.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
hmmmmm... interesting
http://fabfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/funny-gifs-elmo-katy-perry.gif
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
nobody will get hurt
the Bucs have alreay capitulated
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Anybody got a score on the Cincy Pitt game?
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
shit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
we should put Cushing out there against the Offense... 1 on 11
Twitter: @MghtyPtrck
by MghtyPtrck on Nov 13, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And we'll hear 2 words from national media.
“Texans won”
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Nov 13, 2011 3:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
actually that does sound more accurate
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Nov 13, 2011 3:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Celebration time
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Are those Booms??
or, as my wife calls em bazooms
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 13, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Arnold FTW!!!
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Fucking great win today
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
yes sir
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I was off
With my 32-6 prediction
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 13, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Mentlegen, we have the top record in the conference.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
A real coach would have put 40 on them
FIRE THE BUMMM2222SSSZZ
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 13, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Nov 13, 2011 3:10 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Make it so!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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POSTGAME THREAD
Here. Rejoice there, please.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I LOVE THIS TEAM.
I LOVE ALL T$EAMs
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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