Monday Night Football: Open Thread (Vikings v. Packers)
by Tim on Nov 14, 2011 6:49 PM CST
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PrintIn the unlikely event you're able to type through the blur of your tears and/or double-vision, this is your open thread for tonight's NFC North contest between the Vikings and Packers.
I thought about just skipping this tonight, but I figured we, like our beloved Texans, must press on in the face of adversity. Battle-fight through this, people.
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FIRST IN AFC
just not the same without Shaub
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
no worries
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 14, 2011 7:02 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
hhaha. can't. stop. laughing.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
rec
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
1-0!!!
Mr. Composure!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Freaking Hilarious
Tried to explain the humor to my wife and failed.
no i stopped following the story when i heard some of the grand jury testimony it had to do with slapping sounds, sandusky, boy and shower that was more than I wanted to hear
by jags52982 on Nov 14, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He said:
“I took showers with those boys when I should not have,horsing around with them,touching their legs in a non sexual way”
All in all pretty sick stuff man…
I enjoy rubber snails..
touching their legs in a non sexual way
I can’t think of a scenario where I am touching someones legs in a shower and it being non sexual
A grown man in a shower
with a young kid probs not something that should happen at all….
I enjoy rubber snails..
This sounds disturbingly like Michael Jackson's explanations.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 15, 2011 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
That was a very creepy interview.
Fucker couldn’t even answer the question “Are you attracted to young boys?” with a yes or no.
You could tell Bob Costas wanted to say “If you didn’t answer ‘No’ within .00001 seconds of the question being asked, then you are one sick motherfucker and deserve to be neutered with a dull butter knife.”
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 15, 2011 7:42 AM CST up reply actions
Strong men also cry
Strong men also cry….
by SpaceCityFan on Nov 14, 2011 7:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
nba lockout
Jalen has kids to feed!
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 14, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck. Everything. Today.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
lulz
too bad Green Bay can't get a fast start
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Anyone have a link to a good stream that would work on the crappy PS3 browser?
First Row Sports is not so good.
i'm watching on first row
you might try justin tv
Arron Rodgers....
he’s no matt schaub
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
matt schaub woulda completed that pass
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
rodgers looked so what like schaub on that throw
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
some
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
This game will help soothe my soul...
by RaY210 on Nov 14, 2011 8:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
matt schaub would soothe my soul
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
matt schaub should have his own dam commercial
national media=biased/matt schaub hating punks
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
im pretty sure the vikings wish they had a young rookie matt schaub under center instead of this guy ponder.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
matt schaub would make adrian peterson soooo much better.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
# 1 matt schaub
- matt schaub
- ben tate
- arian foster
- glacier
- adrian peterson
not even top 5
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
barely top 5, i mean
matt schaub
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
i can almost gurantee you that matt schaub woulda made that interception
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
i seen matt schaub kick a 65 yarder
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
into 45mph winds
With his shoe off
by LordGav1n on Nov 14, 2011 8:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
we must have watched the same youtube video
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
not if matt schaub was on the field goal defense team...been saying it for years
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
has anyone else indulged themselves in Skyrim?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
is matt schaub on there!!??
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
He's the dovahkiin. Dragonborn
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
im not too sure what that means but i've always had a sneeky suspicion matt schaub had dragons blood
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Are you trying to see how many times you can say "Matt Schaub until someone freaks out
or did you personal jinx Matt Schaub to 1,000?
by SpaceCityFan on Nov 14, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
just mourning in my own way. dont mind me.
we miss you matt schaub!!
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i miss him...i really miss him...../sobbing
m.s.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
PATHETIC
matt schaub woulda scored on that drive
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
matt schaub would say....man up soldier.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
OMG
my gals brother just walked in, and the way his hairline is receeding looks just like matt schaub.
true story
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Shaub wouldn't throw that
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
absolutly right you are. matt schaub woulda knocked the defenders hand off with a laser pass from hell.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
matt schaub woulda ran that pick back for 6. i promise you that.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
i can picture matt schaub doing something like that. matt schaub is a man amongst boys.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
matt schaub would tackle adrian peterson for a loss on that play.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
matt schaub woulda did a better jod throwing that ball away.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
come on,we're talking matt friggin shcaub here...goes without saying
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
*Schaub
forgive me matt schaub
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
I can't help but think this is somehow my fault.
I watched the game with a Schaub-hater, who wouldn’t shut-up about his weaknesses. If only I had done more, like say murdered the guy, maybe I would’ve built up some points with Durga.
I’m trying to be optimistic. Really, I am, but I feel like I’m falling down a dark hole with no bottom. This is such weak sauce.
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
matt schaub forgives you
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 14, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
i gotta go, my gal has to due her school work.
in conclusion i’d like to say goodnight to matt schaub aswell as the rest of yall. please keep matt schaub in your prayers, and whenever you get in a tough situation in life, ever at a cross roads your confused about…just say to yourself…what would matt schaub do?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Later man...
Don’t worry. You and Matt Schaub will live on in this thread!
by RaY210 on Nov 14, 2011 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sounds like fightin' word to me.
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
by molloymalone on Nov 14, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
words
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
by molloymalone on Nov 14, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
The cycle of acceptance.
A. Denial
B. Anger
C. Depression
D. Bargaining
E. Acceptance
Guess where I am.
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
by molloymalone on Nov 14, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
I fast forwarded to "Acceptance"
because…
This is Houston
This is the NFL (Not For Long)
This team just seems be the “Next Man Up” team in the NFL…and I smell a story brewing that could be a movie of the Cinderella team that against all odds made it to the championship game
...that's the Wade Aide ya smellin' on the brew...
/takes out honey and cream
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
gb
Is a on another level..
by ArianNation713 on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Berman just called the Texans the AFC South WINNARS!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
He also has a buzz from eating too many donuts.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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I want Jared Allen to spontaneously combust on the field.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Only if it is a slow burn
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I think letting Cobb get away from under his nose was the begginning of the end for Phat FUlmer.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
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