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Matt Schaub Speaks About His Injury

Matt Schaub took to the airwaves yesterday, as he had to reschedule his usual Monday morning spot on 610 to get what's become The MRI Heard Around Space City. John McClain has the highlights of the interview. As you might expect, Schaub didn't sound very optimistic about his chances of playing again this season.

Star-divide

"Of course, I’m holding out hope," Schaub said Tuesday during his weekly appearance on Sports Radio 610. "I’m not one to give in to anything like this that easily.

"It doesn’t look good. My foot is pretty much the size of a cinder block right now, but we’re going to search out some other opinions and do as much as we can to get it right and see what will happen."

Schaub went on to confirm that it was Albert Haynesworth who took him out. He's far more magnanimous about it than Texans fans are:

"It wasn’t deliberate," Schaub said. "Anytime you run a sneak, there’s going to be a pile.

"I’m extremely frustrated. I’m pretty bummed, to put it lightly, especially on such a small play like a quarterback sneak out of the end zone. If it had to happen, I wish that it had been me diving over a pile."

Finally, don't count Schaub among those who are concerned that Matt Leinart won't be able to handle the job of leading your Houston Texans' offense (though admittedly, there's no chance Schaub would ever say he didn't believe in Leinart):

"There’s no question that he’ll take that baton and run with it," Schaub said. "Matt’s extremely prepared. This won’t be his first rodeo in this league. He’s on top of our offense. In the face of battle, he’ll have a poise about him. He’ll get the ball to the right guy."

...

"I can’t speak about him when he played for Arizona, but since he got here, he’s worked very, very hard," Schaub said. "He got up at dawn and started watching film with me at 7 in the morning.

"He’s going to understand what defenses are doing. His teammates will rally around him. I have all the confidence in the world that he can lead the team to the playoffs and beyond."

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I have a strange feeling...

That this is the season where we realize that our second string was a lot stronger than we though. It’s always been one of my biggest concerns, but this season’s proving me wrong.

by Deep-Steel-Beard on Nov 16, 2011 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

If Matt 2.0 can take us deep into the playoffs, or, dare I say, Super Bowl,

Then Kubiak deserve Coach of the Year Honors.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

And..

A 10 year extension. Only if wade agrees as well

by fgp on Nov 16, 2011 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Those two should never separate

Kubiade

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd drink that

Tastes like a strong defense with a touch of a sweet offense.

by Jhua on Nov 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Kubiade sounds like a drink, Wadiak doesn't

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer...

“Bartender, I’ll take a Conserviak Thundering Wadegasm with a Matty Light chaser please”

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

it covers

Kubiak (conservative)
A. Johnson (calling down the thunder)
Wade (if this defense doesn’t get you off, nothing will)
Leinart (hopefully a great finish to the season)

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably can't drink three of those and still walk :P

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

/whistles innocently

Check out TNT

Might be a base to work with.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 16, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Right now

I would drink some Kubiade!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's hope that Kubiade will replace bleach

as the preferred drink of BRB’rs

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Wadary Winter Ale

very hoppy

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He deserves them regardless.

What this team has done without Foster for awhile,without Mario, without Andre, and potentially without Schaub. Amazing job by the coaches so far and if Leinart comes out and is Schaub 2.0 then I’m buying into the Kubiak QB hype.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 16, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

If Kub can Consistently Show that he has Learned How to Call A Game

when Houston gets behind or needs to protect a slight lead, I’ll imbibe.

Otherwise, I will continue to have no confidence in him after his unacceptable performance last year.

Granted, he clearly appears to be learning from his playcalling & management mistakes last year, but Phillips has done such a good job that he hasn’t been consistently backed into a come from behind corner this year. I want to see how he performs when things aren’t a love fest before I start chugging the Kool-aid.

by SuperSerial on Nov 16, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon Man!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

here here

"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 16, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Nov 16, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Love that scene.

I WILL find you and I WILL kill you.

"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1

by RocketsAstros on Nov 16, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Best movie Liam Neeson's ever done...

Although his voice over work for Fallout 3 is quite good.

by Bennyscrap on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

what was wrong with the Phantom Menace?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 16, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd because it's too true

Plus, the kid who played Anakin was terrible.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Nov 16, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Meso sad!

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 16, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

naw i knew that jar jar would be mentioned.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 16, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

I imagined Dre Prime going through the rest of the NFL (Paris) kicking ass

by TiEaB on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Great play on a quote from a damn good movie

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

/clapping gif

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 16, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Here you go

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Another

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Somewhere,

Someone is shuddering.

by Jhua on Nov 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

poetry

"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 16, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wrecked for the "Taken" reference.

And having a little girl rapidly becoming a young woman I understand this sentiment perfectly.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 16, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I think there are some sprinkles of optimism

Of course the dream would be to have another Tom Brady/Drew Bledsoe scenario on our hands. But i still like schaub to be our #1. Let’s hope leinart can prove us and most importantly the league that he is prepared.

by LordGav1n on Nov 16, 2011 9:55 AM CST reply actions  

It's more likely to have a

Matt Cassel situation where the backup looks legit because of the system they are in and the weapons that they are surrounded by.

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 16, 2011 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

^ This

is the best case scenario

by jags52982 on Nov 16, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

That ends up being a nightmare

Because if Leinart really steps up and commands this team (which isn’t an impossibility), Kubes has a very difficult choice to make.

On one hand is his ‘Ol Faithful. He’s experienced, proven, and has the support of the team. But, Schaub is a few years past 30, no knowledge if this injury might come back and nag him, and even if it doesn’t, we only get maybe 3-5 more years of Schaub at the most.

Leinart, if he rocks this, will demand a starting position (if he does well, he may deserve at least a second chance). He’s young, he’s talented, it’ll have worked, and he’l have known our playbook for some good years now. Plus, he’ll be hitting his prime.

If Leinart plays pretty well and gets us into the playoffs, we’ll get good trade offers for him (if he resigns with us first), like Cassel in NE. If he takes us all the way to the Super Bowl, Smithiak will have a VERY tough decision to make (Drew and Brady, but with a better Bledsoe).

I want my boys to take it home all of the way, but I definitely do NOT want to be Kubiak come February.

by J-Copp on Nov 18, 2011 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Haynesworth.............

THE FAT PIG!!!!!!

Dirt dog pimp

by jahunter221 on Nov 16, 2011 10:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Or if Okam wasn't injured?

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 16, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

If we didn't go for a QB sneak (the only possible way Matt could get injured the way the game was going)

we’d still have our starting quarterback.

"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1

by RocketsAstros on Nov 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Good call

Freak accident.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 16, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Amazing how Fat Albert is the epicenter of so many "freak accidents"...

I particularly like that freak accident where he tried to stop Gurode’s head like an over-ripe pumpkin.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 16, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

To the playoffs... AND BEYOND!

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

There doesn’t seem to be an equivalent of “I can’t recommend him highly enough.”

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 16, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, compare this quote
“There’s no question that he’ll take that baton and run with it,” Schaub said. “Matt’s extremely prepared. This won’t be his first rodeo in this league. He’s on top of our offense. In the face of battle, he’ll have a poise about him. He’ll get the ball to the right guy.”

To what I think he would say about Orlovsky (I repeat, this is just my opinion on what I think he would say, not an actual quote)

I think Dan can handle the pressure. He should be ready to take on this responsibility. He has starting experience, so that should help him out
You could probably notice I stuck with the usual positive nature of how he would respond, however it’s easy to spot the uncertainty

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It worries me a little

That he wanted a starting gig in FA. Now he has his chance to shine, will he overperform? Because there are two scenarios if he tries to do too much to ‘wow’ and make a new image of himself. 1) he pulls it off and plays like a fucking champion. 2) he fails miserably.

"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.

by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 16, 2011 10:27 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

BSPN makes me so ill

I was at lunch yesterday and they had BREAKING NEWS!!!!! to let everyone know Ben had a small break in his thumb, but he’ll be fine. In the 1 1/2 hour I was there they ran this about 5 times.

by DerrickDoll 7 on Nov 16, 2011 10:33 AM CST reply actions  

Let's send a message to Goodell...

http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/11/16/2566429/appeal-to-goodell-to-remove-thugs

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 10:41 AM CST reply actions  

Theory.

Kubiakwas behind getting Haynesworth to the Bucs. Then, he called the sneak on PURPOSE to get Matt Hurt. NEXT He will make Matt Lienhert get hurt, and unveil his secret weapon…… T.j. Yates

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 16, 2011 11:06 AM CST reply actions  

Reply Image Fail

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

If you have an iPhone you can view it.

It was an emoticon of a sad face with a gun pointing to his dome piece. I can view it in the post after I posted it so I was hoping y’all could as well.

by fgp on Nov 16, 2011 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Image Fail

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Rex Ryan coudln't be more of a Texans Fan

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

with all this talk about feet

Most notable one foot in specific.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish

That after a long, successful career, Matt Schaub plays his farewell game against Fat Albert. And after Schaub wins that game, he goes over to Fat Albert, raises his hands as if to give him a handshake, then kicks that son of a bitch right in the balls; then walks away into the sunset without a word.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

Ha

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Nov 16, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Too funny!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

very well done on all accounts for each team

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Those were pretty good lads

“Pretty damned good”

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

These are my favorite ones



Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to say

The only way the Texans logo would have been better is if our bull was in a hot tub filled with beautiful…cows? Lol

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Nov 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That can be arranged

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Broncos logo

Made me lol in philosophy.

by fgp on Nov 16, 2011 12:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I bet Matt Leinart is REALLY glad he's here and not in Methapotamia with the BE-SFs

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

At least this is Possible in Houston

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

And from @Northside_Mike

A nice thought

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

How can we chill out !!!

We’re going to lose our lead in the division and now the titans are the favorites to win the division, according to titans fans

by TheDream34 on Nov 16, 2011 1:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

ROFL, BE-SF fans?

The voices of higher intelligence and predictions?!!

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish I could delete them...man that's some ugly stuff

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice article by Steph (with a good video)

Just go there

FIgured posting here was better than a fanshot :)

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Yes - she is teh awesome

Something odd concerning she is a Comical contributor

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The Curse of Doug Flutie?

If true, gather the pitch forks, duck tap, and tasers, and on to Flutie’s house!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/kerry_byrne/11/16/wade.phillips/index.html?sct=nfl_wr_a1

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

That's assuming a lot

Anyone who believes this junk clearly just wants to have an excuse to lean back on.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Nov 16, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it's a serious article

Just some amusing stuff.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Either he's great at writing satire

Or it’s a completely serious article. I choose to think it’s the latter.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Nov 16, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Only because that's how it reads to me.

I may just be completely off base.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Nov 16, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Satire

Because it’s sad if he’s actually serious writing this:

Today Flutie’s earthly body works the broadcast booth analyzing college football and running his charity, the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation for Autism. He occasionally walks on water.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you for pointing that out

I missed the last part. I just glanced at the pointers lol! Reading comprehension FAIL.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Nov 16, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That was one of the dumbest articles I have ever read

I think I lost 3 IQ points just for reading it

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL.

I think the loss of IQ is part of the Curse.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The curse of Summer Glau is more interesting

at lest looking at her is

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I would love to have that curse.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 16, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

the pics in this thread have improved beyond measure in just a few posts, thank you!

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

lulz

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Because Chics and Guns Mix.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Flag'd or Wrec'd? You Decide.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd, Wrecked, and then Flagged

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Flagged.

I mean, I guess I understand why someone would want to play to their strengths like that, but I’ll take a small breasted skinny girl over a fat chick flaunting her boobs any day.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 16, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Fat Chics

Are like Turkey Dinner, Gobble Gobble Gobble.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

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by Carter Liles on Nov 16, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This is posible the ugliest chic ever (Facewise)

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
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by WreckNTexan on Nov 16, 2011 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Uni...Ce...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 16, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

The Flutie Curse has been lifted and I wrote a FanPost on that very subject!

Don’t you remember?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes?

Sort of?

But you are right

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I wrote an email to Kerry J. Byrne at SI and provided a link to that FanPost

I expect to receive a reply.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

can you send him one for this one too?

http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/11/16/2566429/appeal-to-goodell-to-remove-thugs

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep plugging away!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 16, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I sent it to 610 and the barnacle too

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

by MeMongo on Nov 16, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, this is more important

Must get Fat Albert out of football.

And besides, Sports Illustrated can’t revive the Flutie Curse just because they are ignorant.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

siwriters@simail.com

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW BRB Managers

The Search function is not working.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I noticed that last night.

Very irritating.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Nov 16, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching espn

All the analyst are very positive on the texans and steve young even said he might suprised some people.

by TheDream34 on Nov 16, 2011 3:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

steve young stole

that quote from me!
or great minds think alike….
whatever. :)
that was a good article above. but after reading all the comments, i forgot what it was about…
it’s about dinner time here… that’s what it’s about!

by Danpassurweenie on Nov 16, 2011 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

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