BRB: Over 3,000,000 Mildly Entertained
by Tim on Nov 17, 2011 5:00 AM CST
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PrintSometime yesterday, the fancy stats odometer for BRB (not Sitemeter, which tends to lag a bit behind) rolled over the 3,000,000 visit mark. I can hardly comprehend that there have been 3,000,000 unique visits to this corner of the internet (only 1,349,218 of which I estimate to have been me refreshing the page to falsely inflate the hit count). It's a staggering number, and I am beyond humbled by it.
As noted in the post commemorating the first million visitors to BRB, Scott and I started this site back on January 22, 2007. If you have a minute, go ahead and take a look at some of the early posts via the "Archives" tab at the top of the page. We were lucky if we got a handful of comments when we posted. To think that a typical post now on BRB gets anywhere from a couple dozen to several hundred comments continues to amaze me, because I remember how often the early days of this site consisted of Scott and I talking to each other. We were really excited when we'd get to interact with an actual live reader (like Shake, BFD, or one of the handful--and I truly mean handful; you could count them on one hand--of community members we had back then).
What BRB has become has dwarfed any expectation Scott or I had when we agreed to start SB Nation's blog about your Houston Texans. The reason BRB has grown into what it is today is simple: It's the people who make this place what it is. While I'm sure to fail in properly expressing my gratitude for everyone who has had a hand in the development of our community, please jump with me as I attempt to say thank you.
1. Any expression of gratitude has to start with everyone who's reading this. I've said it countless times before, but only because it's the irrefutable truth: BRB wouldn't be anything without everyone who reads and comments. The community is what makes it all go, and I have to sincerely thank everyone who's ever passed through this corner of the internet, even if it was only a fleeting visit.
To those of you who keep coming back and make this place a part of your daily routine, thank you times three million. When I hear people talk or read about how much they enjoy the site, know that it's because of the community you all have formed. You make this place the exceptional venue for Texans discussion that it is with your comments, FanPosts, and FanShots. You're why people come back.
2. Well, that's not entirely true. It's you, and it's the guys that take the time out of their busy lives to write the stuff that appears on the front page here. Throughout the time BRB has existed, we've been fortunate to count a plethora of talented writers on "staff," as it were, and I can honestly say that I think the group we've got now is the best we've ever had. Absent the occasional corporate sponsored series of posts, the guys don't get paid to post here; they do it because they love the Texans and they love to write. If you ever come across any of these clowns in real life, buy 'em a beer. They deserve it.
BFD, MDC, Rivers, TDC, UprootedTexan, Vega, and TGC: Each of you is unbelievably talented and a huge asset to this site. Collectively, I do not think there are many (any?) sites that can boast a group as consistently excellent as you all are. To steal a phrase from William Joel, I know it ain't me they are coming to read, to forget about life for a while. You guys keep people coming back, and I cannot thank you enough for the work you do.
3. Finally, I'd be remiss if I didn't thank the good people at SB Nation for giving us the platform. The technological resources and general assistance they provide are second to none, and they're a huge reason we're able to do what we do here.
Again, thanks to each and every person who's reading this. Here's to the next million.
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Congrats guys,
I found this site a few years ago and its my first stop for Texans news. The in-depth look at everything Texans is the best that I’ve seen. Seriously. Plus the light-heartedness does nothing but add to the overall appeal. I remember several times when I was pissed at the world because of something the Texans did, came on here and read an article or comment and literally laughed out loud.
Here’s to 10,000,000 more.
We're right there about where most rock classics are at on youtube.
only 20 large to catch up with Randal’s Honey Badger video! ;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Nov 17, 2011 6:02 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
BRB is the Best
This isn’t just the best fan site for the Texans, it’s the best overall site for the Texans, the very first place I go for Texans news. Having the best and the funniest writers doesn’t hurt anything, either. You know you’ve accomplished something when your name becomes a verb and the haters get BRBed. Keep up the great work BRB.
ya'll do a great job.
Tim, Uprooted, BFD, Mike, Jordann, Cubic, Barry, Allen, Jose, Rivers, LoneStar, etc,etc. only because of BRB i’ve had the pleasure of meeting you guys. great site, great content and the texans fans who haunt this place are like the icing on top of the cake. both play off each other which makes this site so awesome.
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BRBpaloozas are awesome!
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-Catch 22-
Who is this LoneStar you speak of?
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Newb Rec!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
May the Schwartz be with you.
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by riversmccown on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
lol my bad bud.
i meant loon spit lune spunk long spock lone spot.
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
by chrisd21 on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Long Spunk?
Sounds about right.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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You should know
Spunky
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Nicely done.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Congrats!
A round of applause for BRB!!
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
And jump for joy!!
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 17, 2011 7:00 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Who is this woman?
I’ve seen here before and I am completely amazed.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2011 7:31 AM CST up reply actions
An Angel from Heaven.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 17, 2011 7:38 AM CST up reply actions
Not exactly the best link to click on while your at work...
But thats not saying I chose to stay for a few minutes
WOAH!!
I mistakenly clicked the link before I read your reply. Good think I’m using Firefox’s private browsing function!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
OMG!
I got dizzy. Lost blood flow to brain.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Sweet Jesus
How have I never seen this chick before??
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Congratulations!! an excuse to post this again
see more Gifs
by jags52982 on Nov 17, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
too much?
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.
by WreckNTexan on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Ill rec
anything Seinfeld or Lebowskiesque
by SpaceCityFan on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Elaine dance-rec...
classic
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Red head anyone?
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.
by WreckNTexan on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
I dare anyone to resist this look
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Don't quite know, but can you resist those eyes with that look?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Chick from a Nickelodeon show that my 7 yr old watches
/dirty old man
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
How is this not green?
I fucking love this chick! So good! Um…excuse me a moment
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Probably because it wasn't showing up for everyone
I had to reload the page a few times before it showed up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Echoing Tim's sentiments
Thanks to all the readers and commenters. You guys make this an excellent getaway from reality.
Congrats guys!
It’s very well deserved! Everything about this place is so great. So thank you to all the writers and members!
/group hug time!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 17, 2011 7:14 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Thanks BRB staff
This place keeps me sane. I’d like less Katy Perry, but the majority here would think otherwise! Anyway, good job. You guys keep me laughing!
by DerrickDoll 7 on Nov 17, 2011 7:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Agree
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Seconding Tim and Vega
Thanks to all who made this blog the vibrant community that it is today, and thanks to the Blogfather, Tim, for putting up with all the crap from the writing staff. I consider it an honor to share the masthead with these guys, even if I don’t post near as much as I would like.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2011 7:31 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Blogfather?
Awesomesauce
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Best Texans site on the web, and it isn't even close.
by JBal on Nov 17, 2011 7:33 AM CST via mobile reply actions
To amplify:
Thanks for all the hard work all the staff does to make this the great site it is.
by JBal on Nov 17, 2011 7:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
This site is not only informative
It’s also very entertaining.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 17, 2011 7:41 AM CST up reply actions
it's great to be a part of the BRB community
Many lolz have been had here and being able to congregate with fellow texans fans has kept me coming back. Considering I live in San Antonio, cowgirl country, this is all I really have when it comes to texans talk and for that I thank y’all
by LordGav1n on Nov 17, 2011 7:33 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
This!
Us Texans fans gotta stick together. As much as I love this city and wouldn’t want to be anywhere else, that is the one aspect I truly loathe. That and the heat!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 17, 2011 7:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Congratulations BRBers on a job well done.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
i wish 10,000 weren't mine...
but i love this site. keep up the good work. and one more shaun cody article por favor.
by coltsfanbeforemanning on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 AM CST reply actions
No more Cody articles!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You guys are some of the best, most intelligent writers on the web...
I can’t thank you guys enough for what you have done here. I’ve always longed for a place that has great in-depth articles that explain the plays the Texans run, the players that run them, and the statistics that this team keep creating. Before I found out about BRB, I was having to resort to Kaul Pooharsky to find out news. I still frequent his site, but this is my first stop.
I love the culture of BRB. Nobody takes anything too seriously. We’re Texans fans. We know we have no reason to be too serious. While we may wail and gnash our teeth at times, it’s great knowing that there are others here who will wail and gnash in harmonious unison.
To speak to your excellence, fans from all across the NFL come here to talk football or to just talk about life. We even get fans from rival teams here because we’re not insufferable assholes. It’s not allowed here. And I love that.
Again, thanks for everything you do! Cheers you manificent basterds! chugs a refreshingly crisp, top-shelf jug of Clorox® brand bleach
by Bennyscrap on Nov 17, 2011 7:53 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Been meaning to ask....
Is your name pronounced “Benny’s crap” or “Benny scrap”?
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
I like to think it's the first one, but I'm sure it ain't.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2011 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
That's how I always read it.
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Hey, I didn't mean anything by it.
I just thought that’s how you intended it.
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I know... Just giving you crap...
Benny’s crap. ROFLMAO!
by Bennyscrap on Nov 17, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Benny Scrap...
Used to have a band in the Beaumont area called “The Scraps”… Punk/rock/blues type band. Benny Scrap a la Joey Ramone, Dee Dee Ramone, Johnny Ramone, etc.
Thanks for asking though. Haters always go with Bennys crap.
by Bennyscrap on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Alright cool
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Dunno
I think it’s pretty cool for a person to name their internet presence after their poop.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2011 10:54 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, if you're a fecophile, that's fine...
however, non-fecophiliacs should consider it Benny Scrap. :D
I think the term you're looking for is coprophiliac.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
That's the ticket!
I’ve always said fecophiliac for some reason. I apologize for stepping on the toes of your poo-lust :D
Rec'd for a Golden Triangle reference
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Reference hell, sounds like Ben was living the blues scene in Janis' stomping grounds over there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I love this blog and I am so glad i found it
First I lurked forever and now look at me commenting and everything
by TiEaB on Nov 17, 2011 8:01 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
/wipes away proud tear
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
::sniff:: I'm just so damn proud...
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you
For providing a quality place for real fans to hang out.
By the way, the stat is unique hits, which should mean from different IP addresses. So no matter how many times you hit refresh, it is just 1 unique visit.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 17, 2011 8:12 AM CST reply actions
Is that
Per day or per lifetime of ip address?
by SMITHILLIAK on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Per...um...unique visit
It takes into account cookies and sessions in php and all that. like when you login and such.
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Always entertaining
might not comment as much as I’d like anymore but I still come here to keep afloat on all things Texans
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It should be considered a victory when...
I know of friends who, while they do not post here, come to BRB before the Comicle for Texans news, opinions etc. That is the epitome of beating the big guns at their own game. Keep it up! This community is family. A freakin huge family. Thanksgiving is going to be a hell of a party this year…
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by Fuzion on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
That is a win!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
yeah agreed
I come here first for Texans info then I might wander over to some other site. But BRB normally satisfies most of my curiosity about what is going on with OUR TEXANS. The other places mostly get stuff wrong or don’t go into NEARLY as much detail. And they don’t have nearly as much “panache, cap’n”(1) and they certainly don’t know how to mix in the humor the way that Battle Red Blog does.
=D
- *hugs * y’all are awesome! (oh yes, kind and patient too. I learn so much from y’all! )
(1) vague reference to the GINYU force of DragonBall Z
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~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Nov 21, 2011 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
even more amazing...
Is everytime a newby post even one word, one of you main writers are quick to welcome them. I think that is cool and it shows how aware you all are of everyone that posts here at BRB.
Keep it up great work and a great place for Texans Fans
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time is NOW!!!!
by Texanmaniac on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions 2 recs
I've liked that
since my first post, also. Excellent job by the Blogfather, et al in this regard.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
I always thought that was awesome too =)
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Nov 21, 2011 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks to all of the writers
For keeping us level headed during the Schaub-Leinart trade-off, I think I would have gone insane without y’all.
And does that counter include mobile hitzzz?
And what about multi-platinum record breaking hitz?
by SMITHILLIAK on Nov 17, 2011 8:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Moar BRB!
This is one of the best sports websites I’ve ever posted on. First stop for all things Houston Texans related for me. Keep it coming boys….
by UTBawse23 on Nov 17, 2011 8:30 AM CST via mobile reply actions
3,000,000
Congrats to BRB from one of a handful.
AKA Deputy Jason
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by txnpwrlifter on Nov 17, 2011 8:41 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hooray!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Aren't you gonna give that newbie a rec?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Nov 17, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
TPL signed up a whopping two days before me. :-)
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
/sarcasm font
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I know you were being sarcastic
I’m not THAT stupid.
Now, to chug some anti-freeze…
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BFD, don’t do it.
Drinking anti-freeze is bad for you!
by Tailgate Andy on Nov 17, 2011 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
ALL ABOUT TEH PAHE HITZ!!!!!OMGWTFBBQARRGGHHH
really great site. can’t wait to meet everyone who lives in their mom’s basement in december.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 17, 2011 8:49 AM CST reply actions
You're welcome.
Where’s my money, bitch?!
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
A check for 20% of my annual BRB salary
is en route to Katy as we speak.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Congratulations, one and all!
Y’all do a heckuva job at BRB. I wonder what it says about my life that reading BRB is a highlight in my day. Hmmmmm……
Seriously, thanks for the plethora of witticisms and invaluable insights and in-depth info.
Keep up the great work!
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
by Gerbillogic on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Would you say I have a plethora or pinatas?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 17, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
This site is awesome.
Best place to talk about the Houston Texans on the interwebz, hands down. The only place I get my Texans news from, as well. Keep truckin’, guys.
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by Stupendous Man on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Flagged
NOTHING is cooler than 300
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Congratulations!
This is the most intelligent football blog that I have ever had the priviledge to be a part of. I appreciate all the hard work that goes into wasting my day. I guess, when I really think about it, with all the hard work that goes into this website, I think techinically I might be more productive when I am on this blog.
/looks over shoulder to verfiy location of boss
Congrats everyone! Here’s to the next million!
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
2,000,000 hits in the span of a year and some months
That’s awesome!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Perspective
It took this site a little over three years to hit 1 million.
It took a little over a year from that point to hit 2 million.
It took about six months from there to hit 3 million.
I’m predicting 4 million hits by February.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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It'll help when the Texans make the SuperBowl
I mean, it’s just pure logic at this point…
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Likely a 5mil+ hit by March
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 17, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Congrats guys, I've really loved my time spent here.
Curious, since this is my first season, what goes on in this blog during the offseason?
Traditionally, draft speculation
attempts at diagnosing what went right or wrong with the team throughout the season, how to fix what went wrong and not lose what went right, interviews with players, bemoaning the offseason…the usual stuff.
by Tailgate Andy on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Going forward... unknown... in the past?
- Calls for Mittens beatings
- Calls for Casserly beheadings
- Calls for Kubiak firings
- Pleas for planetoid nose-tackles
- Lengthy discussions of why Teh Schaub sucks
- Draft speculation until your eyes bleed
It will be interesting to see should the Texans make the playoffs and lose a game prior to the SuperBowl if the predominant attitude is one of optimism and acknowledgement of how far the team has come since 2-14, or one of “We shoulda’ won it all! Fire ’em ALL AND START OVER!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!”
Right now, I’d say it’s even money on either path.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Recd for:
Draft speculation until your eyes bleed
/because it’s SOOOOOO true
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
BRB is teh awesome. Congrats!
Ahhhh, Thanks for the minor journey in the way back machine. I sorta miss Scott being perturbed at me. “Perturbed” is sort of a silly gross word, but likely explains how things went down.
I think that the SB Nation blogs have a terrific interface for creating community. They really are a good example of how blog design/technology can help promote comments/discussion.
Huge! Congrats all
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
It's hilarious that over at MCM their top two center posts are about Schaub/Leinart
and how it could benefit the BE-SF’s
I guess there’s nothing to write up about their own team, other than GoldTwitch finally earning his paycheck?
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
I heard one of the side effects of meth
Is making up ridiculous fantasies and convincing yourself they are realistic. That is about how I would describe their chances of catching us in the division.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
and its a bye week for us
and they play on Sunday.
Sad.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
But look at it this way: they play @ Atlanta.
Maybe they’ll lose and we pick up a half game. :-)
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
they already lost
they root for the BE-SFs.
But if you were talking about the BE-SFs instead of their fans in Methopotamia, they also already lost also, they wasted half their salary cap on a set of ugly gold teef.
Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.
also
you can never say it enough, also.
Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.
by texanphil on Nov 17, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Also
I’d be happy as a pig in shit if your predicted Leinart stats come to pass.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I stopped short
“stopped short, that’s my move!”
I stopped short of him taking us to the big show. I feel kinda guilty about that, but I figure I can live with it.
Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.
Considering the way the Texans find ways to make their fans have stupid arguments...
I could totally see Leinart getting us to the Super Bowl so that we spend all off season arguing over which Matt is better.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Nov 17, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Again... one of those times when...
… I am frustrated that I cannot rec a comment 1000 times.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Congrats Guys!
One of the few places that deserves a wide readership!
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 17, 2011 10:07 AM CST reply actions
This is the only place
where I get along with EVERY SINGLE UT fan, even the olds ass ones that are fat and bald.
The only place I got to everyday except for twitter and the hippie lettuce.
good shit sirs
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by AllenOU on Nov 17, 2011 10:16 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I've been a Texans fan since I was 10
And that was way back in their first year. My dad lived in Houston at the time for work, and any opportunity I ever got to go out and see him, he took me to a Texans game if it was at home. I’ve loved this team ever since. He always told me “I don’t care if they don’t go to Superbowls. They work hard at what they do, they never complain, and they never give up. They are good football players, and good people. That is all that matters.” I’ve maintained that thinking ever since.
Living down in Orange County, CA, has made it difficult to follow my beloved team for the last decade though. We rarely, if ever, get Texans games unless they are playing the Rams, Raiders, or Chargers. I’ve had to watch replays online or on NFL network at my friend’s house just to watch my guys play. To say it’s been frustrating is an understatement. Beyond that, nobody ever talks about the Texans on ESPN or NFL network. Even when we are 7-3 it’s always all about Romo and his ability to be mediocre.
In August of this year, I decided to that enough was enough. I wasn’t going to hunt for scraps anymore or rely on the team’s official site for info. I was going to find a place where I could follow my team like a proper fan. After a quick google search, I found this place and I’ve never looked back. I check here every day for info, even before going to NFL.com. I generally only listen to BRB’s analysis, because more often than not you guys know more of what you are talking about than Trey Wingo reading a teleprompter. You guys actually know this team inside and out, and as a product of that knowledge I too can say I really KNOW my team for the first time in my life.
From this place I also discovered the wonder that is live streaming, and I haven’t missed a game all season. BRB is a magical, magical haven for all things Texans, and I am truly grateful for everything you guys have done for my love of this team.
by SoCalTexan on Nov 17, 2011 10:41 AM CST reply actions 11 recs
Also, I was raised a Sooner fan like Allen
And I don’t hate any of you. That speaks volumes.
And somehow we T-sips manage to overlook this flaw and still enjoy your company ;-)
Of course maybe it’s only the Aggies who call us that. Hehe there was a time when UT vs A&M seemed to be all that mattered in my small world of football knowledge.
=o the ever expanding world of football fandom
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Nov 21, 2011 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
=) I can't rec this comment enough!
So well said!
and this
BRB is a magical, magical haven for all things Texans, and I am truly grateful for everything you guys have done for my love of this team.
I love it!
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Nov 21, 2011 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
Who is Scott??
I thought he was a mythical figure, like a unicorn. Or as unlikely a sight as Tim holding a beer instead of a Zima.
I’ve lurked for a while now (since my few comments in 2008), but it was worth logging back in to tell y’all thanks for a fantastic site. I’m not exaggerating when I say that BRB is my first and last stop on the internet.
The Houston Texans. Bleeding battle red since 2002.
by HtownJuggernaut on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM CST reply actions
Just started reading
At the beginning of the season and have stopped by everyday since then. Making my first post today and plan on chiming in. Thanks again guys
by Goal line Oriented on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM CST reply actions 17 recs
Welcome!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
n00b rec
Welcome aboard!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
congrats!
Handshakes and circle-jerks all around!
by BigTexBD on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
speaking of...
When’s the last time Shake stopped in?
by BigTexBD on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Every couple weeks or so
He goes all scorched earth on the joint, then walks away whistling like nothing happened.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
"Bring out yer dead!!!"
“But I’m not quite dead yet!”
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Stupid lockout/really awesome Texans letting y'all catch up to The Dream Shake!
Congrats guys, this site is really fun and the writing and conversation is great. Keep up the solid work! And whatever it is that bfd does
www.TheDreamShake.com Co-Founder and Writer
Congratulations!
Five Billy Dee Williams’s for you guys out of five.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
They're going to take over the world!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
two words.
lando calrissian.
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
Thanks guys.Terrific blog.
by Fastalkerus_Prime on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM CST via mobile reply actions
even though it was less than 3 months ago
I do not remember what led me to this site, whether it was something on the mothership, or fakebook, or some random drunken accident, whatever it was I am glad it happened. because of you guys /wipes away single tear of joy/ this has been the best football season ever, that I can actually remember. (of course it helps that the Texans are 7-3 and lead the AFC.)
The writers here are by far the best, very insightful and informative and the posts are a pleasure to read. Thank you for being you.
have a nice day!
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
I still remember what brought me to BRB
I was at Yahoo.com and I wanted to be able to monitor my favorite teams like the Texans via Yahoo. And by chance, by providence, or by BRB sinister design to link up with Yahoo ;-). I found a link to BRB and all that is wonderful about this site.
never would I EVER disclose that I also wanted to keep track of my former Houston Oilers mostly because of my favorite QB at the time being at Tennesse. (yep Vince Young fangirl here ;-). I only lost interest after Vince had that horrible display of unsportsmanlike conduct last year) So now I follow Colt McCoy =D.
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~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Nov 21, 2011 1:00 AM CST up reply actions
First found this blog
Via a link on Steph’s blog on chron. I used to get all my Texans info there, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t very well I formed. I’m so glad she led me here. I know it’s been said many times before, but this is the best sports blog site in the world. Keep up the excellent work. All of your salaries should be doubled!
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 17, 2011 12:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
*tripled
What’s 3 * 0, anyway?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
0
duh.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
by texanphil on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Smartass answers to rhetorical questions
Always rec’able.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Nov 17, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this reminds me of
I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is… let me do the math here… nothing, and a nothing…
A big thanks to You Tin, and all the other writers.
This is the best site on the internet. I don’t post often but I start every day by checking this site. The community here is absolutely amazing and really helps me escape the general idiocy that is Dallas sports that I’m surrounded with on a day to day basis.
One final compliment to everyone on this site. With y’alls help I haven’t read an article by Pancakes In over 2 years.
by maroonedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 12:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
BFD has to wear the Panda suit to call him "Tin"... just so you know...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I appreciate the heads up.
If I keep posting on my phone I just might have to get that Panda suit from BFD.
by maroonedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh... no no no...
Flee the suit… the duties attendant to the wearing thereof are too awful to contemplate…
No need to get too graphic, but they involve large bore plumbing tools, battery cables, two or three farm animals… and a tic-tac.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Strike that
I probably shouldn’t advertise wanting to meet BFD on my own because I think I’ll get volunteered for sponge bath duty
by maroonedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 12:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Actually he is a very nice man... However...
…leave him alone during the game. I was so star-struck at getting to meet and talk football and life with a huge BRB celebrity that I rambled on a bit… But the doctors say that the limp should go away, the scars will heal for the most part and the nightmares and screams of “NO BFD, NOT the belt with the hooks!” should subside.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
The cat of nine tails, you mean?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 17, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on how BFD prefers his whips
Leather
Or Barbed Wire
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I found this place from the Texans team page on yahoo. I was taking stunned.
What I always dreamed of was just one click away. I was like a scared puppy dog at first as I lurked for a while. But then I mustered up the courage to save my family and join this awesome site. So in other words, I love you guys.
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
No you not getting my Bud light!
Or was it Miller light?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
You're not getting my Bud Light Johnny!
by Tailgate Andy on Nov 17, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Everytime I see those words put together like that.....
I hear it in my mind as that loser sobbing it out to his buddy. lulz
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Sooooo Congrats
Though I want to say, that the commenting on this blog exploded after the disappearance of Zima from Tim’s house, and the disappearance of scott…. coincidence? I had to go look at the archive since i have only been around since i think 2009 season.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
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A big thanks to the readers who make this community and keep us writers on our toes if we half-ass it
A big thanks to the staff for putting out great stuff and constantly making me up my game to try and keep pace
And a big thanks to Tim for cultivating such an environment where everyone can feel free to talk Texans (or music or BBQ or beer or TV or cold fusion theories) and writers have the freedom to produce quality, creative work.
4 million here we come!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 17, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
/cosigned
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I can't remember how I found out about this site (probably Steph),
but this is one of my favorite sites in all the interwebz. This site keeps me reasonably sane. And given the amount of insanity in the world, that says a lot.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Steph lead me here as well
The woman is a saint!!!
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
I was the 3 millionth hit...
So…what do I win? A new car? A shopping spree? Nude pictures of your wife? COME ON MAN HOOK ME UP!
I heard they're of bfd
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A banning.
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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
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Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 19, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
And so it was.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
I would personally like to thank my employer
For paying me to read BRB all day instead of doing actual work, which would suck.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
So does that mean we get a raise, Tim?
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Congrats to us all!
I don’t even remember how I stumbled on this looney bin insane asylum mental hospital wonderful home for all things Texans related. I too was finding it painfully hard to find a good news source about the Texans. I bookmarked the Chron’s website but it sucked ass, NFL website loves them some cowturds and eagles, and the mothership just doesn’t have any real news. (or so it felt to me)
Ya’ll have made the last two seasons of football MUCH more enjoyable.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Congrat's, to you and your team!
MrMr
by mjmtx18 on Nov 17, 2011 5:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Scot and you have come along way. Who would have thought that you two ding-a-lings would get this many readers.
MrMr
by mjmtx18 on Nov 17, 2011 6:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Scot and you have come along way. Who would have thought that you two ding-a-lings would get this many readers.
MrMr
by mjmtx18 on Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
Thanks, Dad
Your words, though horribly riddled with typos and showing a complete lack of understanding of basic apostrophe use, honor me.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
At least he was correct insofar as
both of you are ding-a-lings. Now we just need to get your mom commenting on BRB. And your sister, for that matter.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Nov 17, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
We should set up an account for his sister
And email her the specs. Just because I want that to happen so badly.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I totally sign off on this plan.
DO IT!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I see where you get your humor, Tim...
Although your lust for everything Zima and that other “beer” stull baffles me…
Ok, I gotta know
The Zima thing is a joke, right? Please tell me this is so.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Of Course It's A Joke
As far as you know.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 18, 2011 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Impressive
Most impressive.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 17, 2011 7:01 PM CST reply actions
You looking at nude photos of me again?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Nov 17, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's why he installed the ImageZoom plugin.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Of course.
Well, you nude with Thurgood.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
I had a dream about Thurgood last night
I can’t tell you a single detail of it, but Thurgood, in all his glory, was there.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
This picture always cracks me up.
Had to park it on the street for a week while our driveway was redone, and my wife was mortified by the way people slowed down to stare at it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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It's a phallic thing...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Thanks and congrats
I first came to this sight from the mother ship. I’ve never joined or even regularly read a blog before, but after a few days of reading the amazingness that is BRB I felt led by Durga to join. I laugh and cry with my brothers and sisters daily to all things Texans. I really haven’t checked out to many other teams blogs but those that I have, and from the comments from those who come to visit I feel confident that BRB is by far the best. The intelligence of the writers and commenters is nothing short of amazing. The humor is fantastic. The comradely, amazing. Thanks to all involved with BRB. If there was a Pulitser for blogs, this one deserves one.
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
by trutxfan on Nov 17, 2011 7:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Congratulations to everyone
This is without a doubt the best Houston sports blog ever. Like many others, I come here everyday to see what words of wit and wisdom will make my usually shitty work days much more tolerable. In fact, once I was reading the site at work and was laughing so loud that a female co-worker came over to see what I was looking at and she started laughing rather loudly as well. Unfortunately, her husband is a ’Girls fan. But I digress.
Thanks, Tim, and the rest of you, writers and posters alike.
I love this place
like Kubiak loves tight ends. (cue horse gifs)
Hows come I joined this place before Scott, if he helped start this place? Color me confuseled.
How many hits did DGDB&DM end up with?
Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.
Scott is Tim's Zima induced delusions
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Clarification, because Tim is far too humble
I’ve said it countless times before, but only because it’s the irrefutable truth: BRB wouldn’t be anything without everyone who reads and comments.
This statement above by Tim is 100% true. However, it completely ignores the fact that this community would have the full potential to go Texans-Talk shitty without Tim’s ability to reel things in each time that we get close to the proverbial edge.
I have continually been amazed not only by Tim’s natural ability to do so, but to do so while remaining one of the most humble people I have ever met. His ability to stay calm and bring everyone back down to a level of civility is the true reason that BRB is what it is.
So here’s to Tim.
Also, here’s to the random Chinese sellers of designer sunglasses and other great products. We couldn’t have hit 3MM without them!
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 18, 2011 8:33 AM CST reply actions 9 recs
Agreed completely.
“I have continually been amazed not only by Tim’s natural ability to do so, but to do so while remaining one of the most humble people I have ever met. His ability to stay calm and bring everyone back down to a level of civility is the true reason that BRB is what it is.”
Despite his questionable ancestry, Tim is a helluva guy.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Agree completely... well said
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Tim & BFD have been stellar voices of reason for me round these parts
Which, in retrospect, explains a lot of decisions involving poor judgment with alcohol and animal husbandry.
-
Here Here, gentlemen.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Ahhh....
I constantly tell people that I know jokes that have come from here. Once after a terrible loss I went to our garage and got out the bleach and got two wine glasses. I walked up to my dad and said, “Now or later?”.
.................
Work Desk LuLz
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Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Hats off to the staff here at BRB
Definitely the best writers around for Texans in every bloggable way.
Here’s to another 10 million!
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
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- Former high-school star Brian Banks does serious time on trumped-up charge, now hopes for an NFL shot
- Former ‘idiot kicker’ Mike Vanderjagt in trouble after accosting junior-high heckler
- Adrian Peterson blows teammates away in footraces; appears to be on the mend
- UPDATE: Charlie Sheen didn’t buy Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl ring
- Alex Smith gets blown up by Jon Beason over Cam Newton comments
