Thursday Night Football Open Thread: Jets @ Broncos
by MDC on Nov 17, 2011 6:56 PM CST
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PrintA week from Thanksgiving, the NFL Network is giving you a reason to be thankful for Matt Schaub (and, one hopes, Matt Leinart) by staging the Crappy QB Bowl in prime time.
Consider this: If you combined the passing stats of Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow into one NFL QB (who we'll call Mim Sanchbow), you'd have the second-most pass attempts in the NFL (403, trailing only Drew Brees' 422), but you'd be tied for the fourth-most completions (216), making Mim Sanchbow's completion percentage (52.5%) worse than every qualifying QB save for Blaine Gabbert. Mim's 21 TDs would be fourth in the league, while his 10 interceptions would be tied for seventh-most. In fact, the only category where Mim would lead the league would be in number of times sacked (36).
That's 13 started games' worth of stats from two NFL QBs, and they would not lead the league in anything that mattered. Yikes.
Anyway, consider this your open thread for comments about the game, about how Tim Tebow brings an added dimension with his legs (VY-apologist much?), or how Rex Ryan would really like to get a couple photos of Matt Schaub's cinderblock-sized foot.
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F-BombTheJets
go tebow
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
Not me.
I’m rooting for the Broncos partly because I want to see them win with Tebow going 3 of 10 and partly because dropping another game pretty much means the Jets are facing must-wins the rest of the way.
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Yup
Aside from the Ravens, maybe the only potential play-off match-up I worry about.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Also, too
There are few teams I’d fear less in the playoffs than the Broncos, so might as well root for them to get in and take a real team’s place.
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Still cannot get behind denver..at all.
even if means hoping the Jest win. Maybe when Skip Bayless stops felating Tim Tebow on ESPN ALL DAY then…actually no. It will always be a no on them…
speaking of Skip Bayless who saw him say that the Texans would be in his top 5 rankings if we signed Farve. thats fucked. Someone on with him defended us saying were still one of the best in the AFC and what not. Still though fuck skip
Skip is pure troll.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Nov 17, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow.just.wins.games.
That is all.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Nov 17, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
BANNED.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly
I have had a difficult time watching ESPN for a while. They all seem very biased. Texans cannot ever get any respect or any decent coverage.
That’s why I tune in to BRB for all the latest sports news and highlights!
(I said that last part in my best announcer voice, ahem.)
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
They're getting some respect on the NFL Network
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
i rebuke you satan
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 17, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
I regurgitated satan once
after a Thanksgiving of roasted duck with oyster dressing and a 12 pack of Coors Light.
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
also, heaven forbid it comes to this, but the jets are in the wildcard hunt. altho if they they lose they'll both be 5-5.
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
Praise Tebus!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Every day Tebow's shufflin'
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
TEBUS!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Hey Beybey
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
TEEEBOWWW
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 17, 2011 7:31 PM CST reply actions
TEBUS POWER
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Bart Scott says "FUCK YO' OFFENSE, TEBOW!"
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CAN'T WAIT
(to watch tebow beat the Jets)
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Do you guys know what would be the ultimate matchup?
The Tebow led Broncos vs the Eagle led Vince Young. Just imagine, a battle between winners!!!!
Poor Skip
Might implode on which homer player he would go with.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
WINNARZZZZZ!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It's fun watching the Boise State Broncos play.
Wait, this is the professional Broncos? I can’t tell.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Nov 17, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Check the turf color.
And the lack of passes thrown.
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Don't insult Boise State like that
They’ve given us too much to insult them.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Suddenly, this game is making me think of
Texans @ Steelers, 2002. I have no idea why.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Not calling a QB sneak.
Mike Smith approves.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
i was thinkin the same thing
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 17, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
lol, Jets failing
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
The Jets are good
At what? I’m not sure. They are good at it though.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
looking like assholes
over-estimating themselves
failing epically
shooting themselves
doing stupid jet like motions when thet do something halfway meaningful
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 17, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Old news now
but seriously fuck everyone Tennese titans fan who wished to fuck up our season on 11:11 11/11/11
Like they have electricity?
Sundials don’t give seconds.
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I'll take the under on Tebow
and the over on Dirty.
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Oops.
Flip that. I mean over over Tebow and under on Sanchez.
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Under and over, respectively.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say Push & Over
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
For those who don't care to watch this game, or want to flip back & forth
North Carolina vs Virginia Tech is on ESPN
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Exactly, plus their RBs & some of their O-Line look like they could be some depth as well
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think were as good as we can be on RB depth but as far as Oline goes
David DeCastro would be my pick if T’amu (T’aamu? the badass NT ’nuff said) is off the board. Then package a pick or two and get Dwight in the early 2nd.
What I mean is if one of them drop to the later rounds
Derrick Ward probably won’t be around much longer, so we’d need another young reliable #3 or #4 RB in case injuries pile up again
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Watching on a stream,
There was an ad for “Arkansas’ premium luxury dealer” about five minutes ago.
I haven’t stopped laughing.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Which game you looking at?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Try refreshing it
I had to do that with the UNC-VT game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
It IS First Row Sports.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Well one of the links for the game is fuckin' awful, I went to link 4 because it's been fairly consistent
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not having problems with it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Sure thing.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
what a game, huh?
by that I mean wow no meteor yet?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Meteor?
Would be nice. But you know tebow is there so only the jets would be destroyed.
many could live with that...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
haha...
they have to cover tebowing…
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
they are really letting TEBUS (belive in HIM and your FF team will be saved) go nuts, arn't they?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
every kiss begins with kay? I don't get it...
wait I get it now.
OH NOW I GET IT! CLEVER!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Not sure why people were saying the Jets are a bad match up for the Texans.
They can’t run. Defense has regressed a bit overall and they now have to rely on Sanchez to make all the plays.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I really hope.
Leinart is more accurate than Sanchez.
lol that's why people don't run the option that much in the NFL.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
TEBUS throws such a pretty incomplete pass...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
So...
Beavis and Butthead is on. It’s one of the new episodes!
I'll be up, up, and away, up, up, and away 'cause in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.
i saw a new episode and couldn't believe how funny it was
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 17, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm enjoying it.
I'll be up, up, and away, up, up, and away 'cause in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.
I will never die! For I am Teen Mom!
I'll be up, up, and away, up, up, and away 'cause in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.
This is my first new one I've seen.
Solid Cornholio appearance and the riffing on Teen Mom was amazing.
I'll be up, up, and away, up, up, and away 'cause in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.
Wow a Syracuse assistant coach has been accused of molesting a ball boy.
I think a former one anyways.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
hahaha...ball boy
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 17, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Nah I meant the assistant coach.
But I found out he was still there but has been placed on administrative leave.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
im not sure i've ever heard of anybody accussed of sexually molesting a child that was found out later they acctually didnt.
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 17, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Bad thing for him.
Considering the position he’s in as a coach even if he is innocent he’ll have a hard time shaking this.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
One of Jim Boeheim's assistants
Well, I guess we’re about to see another big name coach lose his job because of an assistant
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Only if Boeheim knew about it.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Syracuse huh.
That’s the opposite of a catholic school.
Wow, that was a terrible snap by the Jets
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
However I don't think that was Sanchez's fault
I think either the RB didn’t look for the snap, or Mangold botched that badly
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Kareem Jackson
Approves of denvers special team technique.
Ha that 49ers/Ravens game will be interesting.
Thanksgiving day games look real good.
GB@DET 49ers@BAL.
I guess I should mention the Dolphins going into Dallas to but meh.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Miami is gonna pull off the upset.
Just watch. But yeah, isn’t gonna look good doing it
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 17, 2011 9:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And I may have a house full of Arlington fans on hand to watch.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 17, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Same here unfortunately...
And of course if they win, will have to hear about it no matter how bad the team is
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 17, 2011 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh I'l be going for the upset.
But can’t say I think they really have a chance.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Dammit, why can't I find a single picture of Rick Smith on the phone?!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
MUAHHAHAHAAH
This is a happy thursday….Sanchez betrays me last week to a weak secondary and now i pray for his team not to trust him and BAM no trust :)…..i also prayed for 2 ints sooo almost there and 4 sacks (very close)
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
luckiest play of the week
Granted it is only Thursday, but the Jets got a gift with that TD.
by DaManess54 on Nov 17, 2011 9:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Sanchez just threw a Pick 6
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
lol
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
If Matt Leinart can avoid doing that, we'll be in good shape.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
This is one of the most depressing games I've seen all season.
And I watched the Jacksonville/Baltimore game.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Now the Jets just fumbled the ball & the Broncos got it back
Tebow is really inspiring these guys
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Denver WRs are pissed. There hasn't been one good throw by Tebow
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Those will come in the 4th quarter
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, they talked about Houston
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
They actually mentioned the Texans
At least someone gives us some respect
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Who said what
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
and Sanchez got killed by Von Miller
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
HAHAHA...did the crowd just go J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!??!?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Jets offense ain't much better
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
But Tebow just winz games.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 17, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Jacksonville and Baltimore are upset.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I mean, his expertise and work ethic (he watches at on of film) mark him as easily the best TV commentator that works the NFL. But that lisp is going to keep him away from any marquee broadcasts, which sucks, because I’d love to hear him on the big time networks.
It's like
Sylvester Sam is calling the game?
What the hell are the Broncos trying to do returning kicks 6 yards deep into the endzone?
It’s worked out for them like once and now they are inside the 10.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
their only hope of scoring.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Broncos offensive playbook
Is probably written in crayon.
Mayock.
Actually does bring alot of knowledge to the table.
COMPLETIONS.
WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
There's that incompletion.
Ahh, much better.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Did I see that right?
Did Tebus just pummel Dixon on that run?
by DaManess54 on Nov 17, 2011 10:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WOWOWOWOWOOWOW
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
my eyes. Blessed by saint Tebow
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
And Tebow runs it in, TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Just got the stream up in time to see TEEEBUSSSS!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
YOU CAN"T STOP THE TEBOW JESTS!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
wasn't a contain. All out blitz...
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
No outside guy has to contain the play. If he doesn't things like that TD happen.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
THIS!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Neither can I
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
I know I kind of deserve to be killed for this
But I sort of like this Tebow guy. Bringing back the option.
Lets be honest.
That option scored 3 points before that last drive and the Sanchez INT pick 6 was the deciding factor.
Whoever said they thought the Jets were a bad match up for the Texans lol.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Ugh.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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NO MOAR
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wow just Wow
Not the run, but lack of defense by the Jets.
by DaManess54 on Nov 17, 2011 10:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
cause rex was...
Dreaming of teh Schaub’s foot?
by DaManess54 on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Von Miller with another sack
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Good thing I'm not watching First Take tomorrow.
Skip Bayless will be performing fellatio on Tebow all day.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
If this were the Texans, the Jets would win easy
how horrible is it that our defense was so bad that having Tebow as your QB is better than having Frank Bush coordinate your defense?
I think you mean last year's Texans.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 17, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Did I just see Cromartie at WR there?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
TEBUS POWER!!!!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Tebow is allright by me
I mean he helped beat the jests.
And Tebow leads them all in prayer afterwards
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
embarrassing loss for the jets
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
How is it embarrassing? They lost to the better QB
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Almost as embarrassing as the Texans loss to the Broncos last year.
I almost want to see the Broncos make it so the Texans can beat them. FU Tebow. FU Jets.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I've watched football games for a long time and this is the 1st time they sure the prayer circle, unless it was in the background
by Hstntxns on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Always a Jets fan second to the Texans
That being said. Right on, Tim Tebow!!!
"Nothing could, literally, not be more exciting..."
That's hilarious
now Sanchez knows what every real QB feels like when they get beat by the Jets.
All i do is win!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 PM CST reply actions
rex looks like he's about to cry
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Dumb question, I know...
but why do so many of you posters outwardly hate Tebow? Really, be honest. Many QBs have sucked according to some fans’ standard. And, really, Tebow is not the first person in the public eye to profess his Christian faith. Can any of you give me a serious, real reason why you spew so much hate in his direction?
Romans 14:12
Because he is incredibly over hyped
and he isn’t a real QB. I also dislike Mark Sanchez, Vince Young, Trent Dilfer, and Brad Johnson
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the reply
So, you hate him because you perceive that others over hyped him? How is that his fault?
Romans 14:12
I wouldn't say that I hate him
just the whole circus that surrounds him. All you will hear about on the 4 letter network and the NFL network for the next week and a half is how Tim Tebow “just wins” it’s all very stupid.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly my point
your problem is with the media coverage of him. No reason to spew hate at him personally. It seems that many people have difficulty expressing themselves accurately.
Romans 14:12
Well some people
are just being assholes because he is an out of the closet christian, I’m just not one of them.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
He has won 4 of 5 starts this season and has the 3 fourth quarter comebacks in 8 career starts.
I’d say the book is yet to be written on Tebow but he’s is a leader if nothing else. throws some ugly ballz to be sure.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I don't hate him. I picked him up in my fantasy team
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Overrated, overhyped
He’s a terrible quarterback that is the epitome of the “Just winzzzzzz” argument…..even though his defense did all the work.
Plus he cries. A lot. It makes him an easy target.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Tebow isn't a QB
he is a FB, Sanchez is a terrible QB, there is a difference.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
You forgot to add
the shirt
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 17, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Certainly, we should all be cold sociopaths.
Plus he cries. A lot. It makes him an easy target.
How dare a man show emotion? Outrageous!!!
Romans 14:12
I'm all for showing emotion and all
but it’s kind of ridiculous that the guy was blubbering like a newborn on the sidelines. The crying….the screaming….the yelling while bloody……I dunno I feel like it’s completely over the top and done for show since the cameras are on him.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I liked him when he scored that TD to make Jets fans everywhere kill themselves.
If he can do that against the Steelers, ZOMG I MIGHT CUM
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
my answer to you would be
that in sports you can’t actually really hate someone. Unless one of these people actually comes into your life and does something to you any hate will be based on a combination of their failures on the field, any media surrounding it, and the magnitude of the situation. I dislike Tebow as a player, I do not think he is good and i think he is definitely one of those people who will get undeserved praise when he wins and protection when he loses. That said I have no personal vendetta against him and I don’t think anyone else does either. Using the people hate him because he is religious argument is old and tired and just not true for the majority of people that actually put 2 seconds of thought into their criticisms of him.
by TiEaB on Nov 18, 2011 12:37 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Can everyone stop pretending anyone hates Tebow for any other reason than his religiousness?
Seriously. No, you don’t hate him because he’s a terrible QB, no matter how loudly you protest. You haven’t given a damn about the hundred QBs over the past 10 years who were awful. You don’t like Tim Tebow because he’s overtly religious. End of story. Shut up and go home.
Welcome to Houston, J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, Brandon Harris, Rashad Carmichael, Shiloh Keo, T.J. Yates, Derek Newton, and Cheta Ozougwu!
by krkenney on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I have disliked
several awful QB’s that were over hyped. Tebow is just the latest. People claimed it was racism when I didn’t like VY, now it’s religious persecution now that I don’t like Tebow, grow up.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I call bullshit.
No one gives a damn about bad QBs. Ever.
Welcome to Houston, J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, Brandon Harris, Rashad Carmichael, Shiloh Keo, T.J. Yates, Derek Newton, and Cheta Ozougwu!
I hated (and hate) VY. I hated (and hate) David Carr.
I hated Joey Harrington.
None of that had anything to do with religion and had everything to do with the media (especially in the first two cases, as well as Tebow) making excuses for their failings.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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this is not true
How many “bad QBs” get the press that he does. Since he gets so much press more people will see his play and call him for it. He is a media darling becuase of his wonderful and strong personality and I admire him for it. But anybody that puts 2 seconds of thought into their criticism of him is doing it because he just isn’t that good and not because of the fervor of his religious practices. If they are they are probably just trolling you.
by TiEaB on Nov 18, 2011 12:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
All I have to say is
hahahahahaha @ the Jest!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 PM CST reply actions
Stolen from Jon Banks
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And I stole it from someone!
The cycle is complete!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I feel like Rex Ryan is on the verge of dumping Mark Sanchez.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
The Jets should realize
that they aren’t going to make the playoffs, tank the rest of the year, and pick up a real QB in the draft.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
Too late to suck for Luck.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
They don't need someone that good
just someone better than Sanchez
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Case Keenum?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
No more UH quarterbacks wearing green in their pro career.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
Given the team that's in place....
Odds that the Jets would chunk a ton of draft picks at Indy for Luck?
"Lord, beer me strength."
If the Colts are dumb enough
to trade the pick rather than draft Luck for themselves sure.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Well, they do need to fill a number of spots
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 17, 2011 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure that would be dumb
There are no sure things in the draft, not even Luck. The more picks you have, the more probability you improve your team.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
If they don't make the playoffs....
I would say they bring in someone else to compete with him for the job. Maybe someone like Matt Leinart after he shows he’s a decent little quarterback?
"Lord, beer me strength."
lulz
I love the subtlety
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Leinart is a better QB than Sanchez already
if Sanchez ever had a season with Leinart’s career average completion %, it would be a career year for him.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Aaron Brooks is a better QB than Sanchez.
RIGHT NOW
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Dude's decent.
Looked good in preseason and in limited snaps. I think Payton can coach him up.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
If Kubiak can do similar things to Leinart,
Texans can go deep in the playoffs without Schaub…which would please the Schaub haters.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
this friggin' guy
I know that one practice is not enough to scheme against tebow defensively, but I expected more from the jets. I’d like to see tesus run that shit against juggernaut. EPIC FUCKING FAIL!!!!!
by HTown80 on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
If the Jets had a real QB
They would have won by 20
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
True this. Their (the Jests)
offense sputtered bad.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Embarrasing game, on both sides.
I want my Thursday night back!
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Nov 18, 2011 12:41 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The Jets got Tebow'd
How beautiful would it be if the Jets miss the playoffs?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
The chances of that happening is about 90% or higher
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Tebow is only great in one quarter, put up enough points in the first 3 and you have nothing to worry about.
Just look at what the Lions did, no amount of Tebowing is going to win Broncos the game.
However, one has to remember Tebow didn't win this game on his own
Von Miller went off in that game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Nov 18, 2011 10:51 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
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