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Sleeper Of The Last Six Weeks: Matt Leinart's Time To Prove Himself

"TDC," says the Battle Red Blog denizen, "Who are you fooling here? While there is always a need for Vicks products to keep us healthy, the Houston Texans are on a bye week. Thus, you handing out a Sleeper of the Week nod is pointless, aside from being able to talk about the wondrous healing properties of Vicks (found at all local grocery and drug stores)."

True, especially about the Vicks, but I wanted to get my crack at this projecting the future for Matt Leinart thing and supporting it with some sort of logic – especially since I have done a good job with projections in this weekly post. Take a leap of faith and land on the other side. I’ll be there waiting.

Star-divide

I firmly believe in Matt Leinart. His success came in Pete Carroll’s West Coast Offense, which has a lot of similarities to Gary Kubiak’s. The rollouts, play-actions, and concepts are all familiar to Leinart – unlike the offense that was run in Arizona with Ken Whisenhunt and Todd Haley. Furthermore, neither of those men has a stellar reputation as a great quarterback developer.

Leinart’s situation is a great one, as he has a top offensive line in front of him to give him time to find his All-Pro wide receiver, All-Pro running back, Pro Bowl tight end, or someone else who will not be covered tightly. He also has the best running back duo in the league behind him to help make that play-action a deadly weapon and take the focus off of him.

The best thing going for Leinart? Greg Knapp, Rick Dennison, and Gary Kubiak.

Knapp is a quarterback coach who knows how to develop a West Coast quarterback. After all, Knapp is the guy who helped develop Pro Bowlers out of former back-ups Jeff Garcia and Matt Schaub.

Dennison is the offensive coordinator who has really taken this offense to the next level with a focus on improved running offense over the past two seasons. This year, he has shown that he is committed to the run and building everything off those stretch zone runs, which leads to great play-action passes where, it seems, receivers are open (even if they are overthrown, as they have been). The improved first half play also shows a script design that shows a knowledge of the offense’s strengths and an understanding of how to attack each defense.

Kubiak is the fabled quarterback whisperer. Aside from being the guy to help fine tune Denver’s offense to get John Elway to his championships and handpicking a backup named Matt Schaub to lead his top-ten offense, Kubiak was the guy who got something out of David Carr.

Pre-Kubiak, Carr had a quarterback rating of 73.7 (equivalent to Seattle’s Tarvaris Jackson) and a 57.8 completion percentage (on par with Washington’s Rex Grossman). With one year of Gary’s guidance, Carr turned in a 82.1 QB rating (in the neighborhood of Cincinnati’s Andy Dalton) with 68.3% completion rate (hello, Tom Brady). Carr was still hot garbage, but that was still a show of significant improvement and Kubiak's abilities.

What Leinart has is three guys who understand the West Coast system, the technique needed by a quarterback to succeed in it, and offensive playcalling. I am not saying Matt Leinart is going to go Aaron Rodgers on anyone, but you have to like this situation on every level for him. You have to like it more when you hear Greg Knapp talking about how he puts in extra time with Leinart to improve his technique or how Schaub and Leinart have been talking as Leinart prepares as a starter.

So what do I see Leinart doing the rest of the way? Based on the situation, coaching, talent around him, and his preseason numbers (namely the ~62% passes complete) with third string talent (given the number of injuries to the second team), I’ll peg Leinart for these per game averages in the final six games:

16/25 (64%) for 198.6 yards per game with 1.3 TDs and 0.8 INTs.

Very modest, non-season killing numbers (in both realms fantasy and reality). I imagine there won’t be as many deep shots called (especially early on), but that the passing game will focus on short to mid-range passes to make things easier for Leinart. Any large gains will come from the receiver’s yards after the catch.

I feel like Leinart will do enough, and that’s all that will be needed to keep the running game going. It also doesn’t hurt that Houston only plays two top-10 DVOA defenses down the stretch.

That’s what I see for Leinart. You? What do you expect Ol’ Matty Light to put up?

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would go a long way to keeping the run game going. Make defenses respect our passing abilities right off the bat.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

I was going to say the same thing. A play action bomb on the first play would be awesome. Even if it an incompletion, it would be on the back of the glitter pussy’s minds.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree. I expect the pass to open up the run. I hope they load the box with kitties...

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 18, 2011 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Not like this right?

I would be disappointed in my Texans if they ran all over this.

by Jhua on Nov 18, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmm... snack food...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 18, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

this dog persona cracks me up.

I have even started calling the barking dog that I have never seen three houses down DilloTex, and his barking doesn’t bother me as bad.

"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"

by jstid911 on Nov 18, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

does not bother me as bad *anymore

"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"

by jstid911 on Nov 18, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm touched

/friendly wag
Okay, I’m kind of a wag-slut, but really I mean it, I’m touched.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 18, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

/pisses somewhat higher on fence

MINE!

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 18, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

All right, boys.... Enough with the pissing contest... ;-)

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson

"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock

Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Nov 18, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

/wags

/waits for cookie

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 18, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Awwww.....

Hope we kill them kitties!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That

Deserves some rec. Reminds me of Hello Kitty too!

by Jhua on Nov 18, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

aaaaannnd

green

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Nov 18, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you just laugh at your own post?

me thinks thou might have a touch of the bipolar

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 18, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I LOVES ME SO MUCH!

Since I rec my own FB posts, I’m not really one to talk, am I?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

Well kinda. I was going to write something else and accidentally pressed something and it posted it.
I was like “Fuck, Hope no one notices”

Damn you and your observant ways! :)

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome
No.
Well kinda.

I believe that is actually the perfect reply to my bipolar accusations.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 18, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Right!

Left.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Running with Matt Leinart would be easy so I’ll counter that with a long pass but I expect you would expect me to do that so I’ll run it up the middle with Casey!

INCONCEIVABLE!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 18, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

How about

Wildcat with Jacoby?

Anybody?

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

How about

Wishbone with Foster, Tate, and Vickers/Casey/Ward? That would be sweet…

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 18, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I week or two ago I proposed

Vickers and Tate in the backfield, Casey at TE, and Foster as a WR, or something along those lines. Or even put Casey in the backfield as well. Get Casey back into throwing form and it gets even scarier.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

that would be sexy too.

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I was actually talking to my brother about that...

With Tebow as a sort of hybrid RB/WR/QB back…sorry Tebow haters, but if he were put into the right position he would be dangerous as shit on the field. He’s not a good passer as a QB, but on a toss back or whatever the hell an NFL genius could come up with he could be dangerous as shit. A back that gets the ball on handoffs, goes wide, and occasionally slings it up there deep…or…whatever. I don’t know, I’m not the said “NFL Genius” to figure this crap out :D Either way, the guy has a plethora of talents and I think he could be dangerous. Not so much as a QB though…does that get me out of hot water with the Tebow haters?

by Peckerwood on Nov 18, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope... Tebow haters gonna' hate...

But what I found interesting was the level of apparent genuine affection from a LARGE percentage of his teammates. It looked like John Elway had just eaten an entire lemon when Tebow scored that touchdown. He was clapping but his facial expression really read like “Oh Crap… I”m NEVER going to get rid of this guy."

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 18, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Classic "Major League, owner bitch.

Lotta respect for Elway. He may should reserve judgement and let this play out.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 18, 2011 9:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Why?

The dude is a horrible QB. There’s no judgement to be reserved.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 18, 2011 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

If Qb's are judged on wins?

What does that make tebow?

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by WreckNTexan on Nov 19, 2011 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely...

…and for whatever reason, this team is better with him at QB than with a better pure QB back there. Isn’t Brady Quinn a better pure QB than Tebow? Aren’t his completion percentages better? I haven’t even looked, but I’d bet you they are… I’d bet you that you could find several QBs that are currently available that look like better pure QBs than Tebow. So why is John Fox risking his career on playing Tim Tebow at QB? My assertion is that being a “good QB” is a bigger equation than passing statistics. Watching those guys rally around Tebow, it’s evident that THEY have bought into his presence… The number of guys who went up and leaned in for a personal word with the guy just really surprised me…

And for those that want to try to equate his situation with “JustWinz DreamTeam Headcase”… The difference is that Tebow knows he has learning and growing to do and has been and continues to be counted out by every sports talking head around as opposed to being fluffed and coddled and having excuses made for him. This is a kid that has been tried and is being tried by fire. If you don’t think that he comes out the back side of this whole experience as tempered STEEL then I think you are mistaken.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 19, 2011 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Some fair points

but I think he will still ultimately be a failure. Teams will adjust and I just can’t see his style of playing bring sustained success.

I also don’t think he is going to improve his mechanics much.

I took an opportunity Thursday when he had it, but the D had him in that game and I personally don’t buy the Tebow effect on the D.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 19, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

re: his mechanics

I think that his statistics and his passing have suffered because he is making the effort to improve those mechanics. My opinion is that if he was going to pull a VY and sit on his ass and just do things “his way”, his passing statistics would probably be a bit better, but probably still not NFL-caliber.

I think that what you are watching is a young man going through a rough transitional period where he is investing the time and effort to improve his mechanics and become a better professional. That is what gives me hope for his future.

However, we all know what injuries in the NFL are like and he may get injured. He may just not have what it takes to adjust his motion to the NFL.

(The following part isn’t about anything you’ve said Whiskey, it’s just a point about the broader community of detractors in general. Your points have all been directly skills-related.)
But the more folks keep talking trash about him in the face of the success of his team, the clearer the real issue becomes. Because if people are REALLY convinced that he’s going to flame out and that it is impossible for him to succeed in the NFL, they will just sit back and watch it happen. But they can’t. Because at their core, they hate him. They hate what he stands for and they cannot stand to see him shown in a positive light. He evokes such a passionate revulsion that it just keeps welling up every time his name gets mentioned. One of the things that makes me pull for him is the fact that he takes EVERYTHING that they dish out and just keeps pressing ahead. That is a young man I’d want running my company.

However, to each their own.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 21, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Good points....

yet the flip side is true. Those who root for Tebow strictly because of what he stands for, if he was just another joe schmuck QB that happens to be a running back with a shaky ability to throw, I firmly believe those same people would be running him down and talking trash about him.

But then, as my sig says;

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 21, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the balanced discussion guys...

… I wish that Tebow would just focus on living his life and setting a good example and getting better at his craft. I hope that he is a sincere young man and that he realizes that at some point the posturing becomes about him and not HIM.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 22, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You're welcome.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 22, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Amen Dillo.

The position of quarterback, the art, the execution, are just part of his package. We have two tremendous examples team leadership before us in the national spotlight, Tebus and the kid playing in the Harvard-Yale game this afternoon (by the way, that Boston investment firm is licking their chops and amazed at that young man…great sacrifice for the team).

Just recognize it for what it clearly is, remarkable leadership and give them their dues.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 19, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

If you compare Tebow to Elway after 8 games

Tebow has been better to this point than Elway was after 8 starts

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I was saying that Elway shouldn't 'reserve' judgement

Just find a way to get a good QB and get rid of Tebow.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 19, 2011 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Saw those stats...

…Pretty amazing.
NOT what you would have expected to see.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 19, 2011 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you see that Ravens game where Ray Rice had that HB pass for a TD??

We could be doing that with Casey.

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 18, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually....

I don’t see Kubiak/Dennison doing this at all this season. It seems they have finally figured out the strengths of this offense and have decided to play to those strengths until someone stops us.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I could easily see them pulling this out of their hat...

In the event they were sluggish or having real problems moving the ball.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 18, 2011 9:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I could easily see them pulling this out of their hat...

In the event they were sluggish or having real problems moving the ball.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 18, 2011 9:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

OU'd

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

DayQuil sucks now that they took out the real Sudafed

just one more thing that BE-SF fans have fucked up for all of us

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 18, 2011 9:16 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Another bonus, though not one that I cheer:

At least two of the remaining teams we play have lost their #1 CBs for the remainder of the year, and the other four are ranked 8th, 16th, 32nd, and 31st in Defensive DVOA.

Starting against Jacksonville isn’t the best team to open up Matty Light’s assumption of the helm given that their defense is actually pretty good, but with the return of a healthy Andre Johnson (as well as the rest of the team healing up) and the loss of their #1 CB, I like the matchup well enough.

by Karsh on Nov 18, 2011 9:25 AM CST reply actions  

I believe it should say

Kubiak is the fabled quarterback whisperer.

by jags52982 on Nov 18, 2011 9:26 AM CST reply actions  

Grazie.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 18, 2011 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't even realize David Carr

had shown improvement
not much but some

by jags52982 on Nov 18, 2011 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

Out of Curiosity...

What are we expecting out of Matt 2.0 win wise and performance wise? If he doesn’t succeed here, does that mean he officially is a bust like Arizona labeled him as?

by Jhua on Nov 18, 2011 9:30 AM CST reply actions  

Not sure there's an excuse with Cincy any more... AJ Green is hurt and Leon Hall is out.

Texans – Schaub + GOAT – minor injuries from before the bye > Bengals – Healthy AJ Green – Leon Hall

by Karsh on Nov 18, 2011 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

He might be back but be may not be 100% even if he is.

I also don’t think that a rookie WR (no matter how talented) is capable of beating JJoe right now.

by Karsh on Nov 18, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Not to mention

There’s the whole playing against your former team motivation factor for Jo Jo.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

not to mention

Cincy is playing Batimore this sunday meaning theres a good chance of more of there starters getting banged up.. just sayin

by firestorm420 on Nov 18, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you have to look at his performance and not the record of the team

And I give him something of a bye the first week or two. I want to see if he makes good decisions and finds the open man.

by BleachBum on Nov 18, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I want to see if he makes good decisions and finds the open man Andre Johnson.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

My expectations are high, maybe too high,

 but I see 5-1. 4-2 won’t make me happy but I can deal. I just think the injuries are really a blessing in disguise. The next man up mentality is making these guys into a real team. To me that is something that seemed to be lacking in years past.

by DaManess54 on Nov 18, 2011 9:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Re: the Old Ways

We were still a top 5 offense then. It was the defense that was the problem, causing the offense to abandon the run and play from behind. Since we don’t have that problem any more I have no problem if we want to revert back to having Andre as the #1 target.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak panicking

 and abandoning the run (as well as the flow, the clock, and overall sanity when you’ve got the best run game in the league) is the reason Houston took a dump last year. The defense was the excuse. Yes Houston’s defense was porous, but Kub would get behind by one score, freak out, and walk away from common sense and launch a shootout. Shootouts often get moderate results at best, but of most importance, opposing QB’s got plenty of time on the field to shit on our pourous defense. Kub’s poor playcalling and game management did us in.

by SuperSerial on Nov 19, 2011 5:35 AM CST up reply actions  

FIRE KUBIAK!!! KILL THE MONSTER!!!

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 19, 2011 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

"4-2 won't make me happy..."

wait….what?!?

That would put us at 11-5 and THAT wouldn’t make you happy??

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

How quickly we get spoiled!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Right?

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

try 6-0

it sounds really sweet, plus it is very possible. we’ll know more in 9 days.

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Nov 18, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It isn't spoiled it is just raised expectaions

 I expect at least a split with Atlanta and Cincy. We should beat the other 4. Either way it means we didn’t get the split or we lost to an inferior team. You can’t honestly say that a loss in division or to Carolina wouldn’t piss you off. However I see your point maybe I should just be happy getting in the playoffs.

by DaManess54 on Nov 18, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

It wouldn't if Schaub was healthy.

Or at least, I’d be happy but a little disappointed.

by Karsh on Nov 18, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I really like VEGAs breakdown of M1.0 & M2.0

and what M2.0 needs to do. He needs to get out front early and then sit back and let the running of Fostate take care of the game and the D can do their thing.

M2.0 has to get the offense to early leads, otherwise we will be strugagagaling!!!

2011 Season is the Reason!!!

by TexanSam on Nov 18, 2011 9:36 AM CST reply actions  

Not bad.

Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl

by SteelBlueUSMC on Nov 18, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Loved this line

I can’t be blocked like JJ Watt".

by jkcheng122 on Nov 18, 2011 9:46 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Gonna load this on up in the ride

And Bleed the Block

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 18, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Dunno what that means...

But if it means you’re going to be thumping and making my pictures rattle on their walls expect a crazy looking white guy to come charging your SUV with a big fucking ax swinging for your speakers. I hate that shit. Pisses me off to no end to have my insides start vibrating like I was on a cheap motel vibrating bed when some asshat drives by with their shit turned all the way up in my neighborhood. Don’t be that guy WNT! Not in my neighborhood anyway.

by Peckerwood on Nov 18, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

it means excatly what you thought

expect I live in ABQ where their are Cowb1tchs fans, So I gotta let em know Houston is on my back, and I be WreckN like a Texan.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 19, 2011 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I dig.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Every cup is like 35% beverage and 65% medicine

Really Chamillionaire? Do we need to enforce that stereotype?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait, yours isn't?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 18, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

No, mine's is usually 65% beverage & 35% alcohol

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Pshh

You’re no true Houstonian.

Heh

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Nov 18, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm Mexican, which explains my predisposition to alcohol, plus I was in the military when that started up

So I had no clue what they were talking about

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

After being immotalized in song

No player mentioned can EVER leave the team.

by BricAM on Nov 18, 2011 2:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Most of them are here to stay.

The only in question are Arian and Mario.

JJ Watt could, but we aren’t there yet.

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by Schlauton on Nov 18, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Last I checked, he's under contract for 4 years

Giving my battle red jersey of his plenty of time to shine

by brightshinies on Nov 18, 2011 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's why I said we aren't there yet.

It’s still four years away until there is a chance that he can leave.

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by Schlauton on Nov 19, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

wow!

I am lovin this song!!! dwnlded! Dre Ladon did it first but damn this hits harder…

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by Taco Joe on Nov 18, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

check my sig

I have him taking us to the AFC Championship game, with better than expected numbers, through my thorough analysis of every one of his snaps.

Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.

by texanphil on Nov 18, 2011 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

I'm going out on a limb and predicting Leinart to surpass all of Shaub's 2011 averages.

>250+ yds/game
>1.5 TDs/game
>61% completion%

I think Gary & Rick will make it a priority to open up the offense with Leinart at QB.

This will give them a read Matt’s strengths and limitations and put a lot of passing on film to ultimately set up a return to the ground game for the playoffs.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 9:59 AM CST reply actions  

They won't change the game plan at all

There’s no way they risk doing anything different than what has gotten them to this point. Leinart will be expected to run the exact same offense as Schaub, with the same results. Anything better is a bonus.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

This is the likely scenario

Just left handed roll-outs more than right ones.

I expect a fairly early PA deep strike (or at least pattern) since it is usually in the script somewhere.

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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Agree on the deep strike

I think they’ll be looking to get Andre and Leinart going early, and what better way to do it than a quick PA strike against a defense who just lost their best CB. If it misses then it’s no big deal as long as it’s not a turnover, but if it hits…..BIG confidence booster.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I really think they will change it up.

They know they have the run game in their back pocket and they are probably as curious as us as to how Matt will respond to actual game conditions.

With the playoffs wrapped up, not that anyone will say it, Kubiak and Dennison’s priorities are on making them a tough out. Might as well give DCs as much to prepare for as possible (limiting the time they can spend solely on the run game). We have already seen this with the called QB sneak against the Browns. That play was IMO solely to warn playoff DCs that you had better account for the QB in goal line situations.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Also...

Leinart-WR game speed synergy needs to be developed, because we will need more than running and screen passes during the playoffs.

What allows this experimentation is the bad pass defenses we face (with a number of #1 CBs going down), and the weakness of our schedule compared to the Titans.

Caveat: If home field advantage is threatened, the staff may move back to a true “1-0 every week” mindset with the offensive playcalling.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't see it

The playoffs are by no means wrapped up. These are our Texans we’re talking about here. There is still plenty of time for us to shit the bed and hand the Titans the division.

There is way too much on the line for Kubiak to get cute now. Maybe they throw a little more than usual (and by usual I mean the 15-20 attempts we’ve been averaging during the streak) but there’s no way I can see them deviating from the winning formula. You don’t change what works until the other team forces you to.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand your point of view, but I still think IMO, Kubiak is always thinking 2-3 games (or quarters) ahead relating to tendencies.

Kubiak teams were always known as good finishers (4th quarter/December) and I think a lot of that was because his early scripting was based completely around probing the d for tendencies early with vanilla calls. He’s changed that this year, but him and the staff are spending the bye week self-scouting for tendencies. That tells you where his focus lies as a tactician.

I expect us to still be a run-based team early in the game, but we will pass a lot more once we have a lead. We have already beaten Jax with two turnovers, slaughtered the Colts and Titans, we have room to tinker.

I understand what you’re saying and that’s probably what I would do, but I don’t think Kubiak operates that way.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll see

But let’s not forget his job is technically still on the line, and now he’s without his starting QB. Still, I can see your point and I do expect him to try and get Andre going with as many targets as possible within the confines of his usual game planning.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

and his job is very safe

with just making the playoffs.

I think every call so far has been to win the game at hand. He’s been here for long enough to not look ahead.

Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.

by texanphil on Nov 19, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

15-20 attempts is absoultely not average for this team.

Schaub has averaged 29.2 attempts per game (29th in the league as a team) this year. Only once has he gone under 20 (15 vs. TB).

I expect Leinart to average 35 attempts per game which will put us ~16th in the NFL with Tennessee and about on par with our 2010 average.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Average over the 4 game win streak

I stand corrected, he averaged 22.75 attempts over the last 4 games. That’s a direct indicator that the run game and defense have been killing it, and as long as that formula is paying off I don’t expect to see pass attempts shoot back up to the 35 range unless we’re behind, especially when you’re starting a new QB that has had marginal success throughout his career up to this point.

I could be wrong about that but logic dictates that you don’t throw it if you don’t have to. I’ll be shocked if Kubiak suddenly decides to change his approach and air it out just for the hell of it. And if he does he better pray that it pays off, because if it doesn’t and disaster strikes it will be his head. What happens if he gets Leinart hurt in the process and we’re stuck with Yates?

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it will be for the hell of it.

Kubiak has said before, that they think about numbers (pass/run, RB carries) before the game, but game conditions dictate actual calls.

So I think they’ll say something like, let’s see if Leinart can do X and let’s give other teams X to think about because in Y set they’ve been effectively lining up against us in Z.

Then on game day, if the opportunity presents itself, they will run those plays.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

And what's with the 15-20 attempts?

I keep hearing people talking about how we can kick ass throwing the ball 20 or less times. And the fact is we’ve only done that ONCE this season. The LAST game. The least amount of passes in a game other than the Tampa game was 21. Sorry guys but we opened up the Tampa offense early and hard and they are craptastic in run defense anyway. 138 yards a game given up, 4th worst in the league. Everyone getting all giddy over our amazing run game are going overboard. Fostate is a good combo, but they’re not going to be running up and down the field on the best defenses like that without some SOLID contributions from the passing game. Like it or not, Leinart is going to HAVE to air the ball out. Even a team that’s bad up front can stack the box if they don’t fear the pass. Most games, for most teams, 15-20 passes a game doesn’t cut it. Usually not for the TEXANS either.

by Peckerwood on Nov 18, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree completely, we aren't winning the Super Bowl with defense and running alone.

Neither our defense or our running game are dominant enough to win games alone against playoff teams. We can probably beat most of the teams left on our schedule by passing 15-20 times, but what does that get us? Teams will know we have no confidence in Leinart, load the box and then we’ll be forced into a completely predictable situation (trying to get Leinart’s passing game straightened out during a playoff game).

That’s why you throw Leinart into the fire immediately (increase the passsing). We need to get an accurate read on his strengths and weaknesses in actual game situations, with the Texans. Kubiak was watching Cardinals tapes and preseason games to game plan for next week.

Understanding Leinart’s game for play calling purposes and making teams respect Leinart’s arm are priorities if we want to win in the playoffs.

by willieboyd on Nov 18, 2011 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they will, or should

Start off with running plays. This is because they will want Leinart to get settled in before they start chunking the ball around. It’ll also coax the defenders into the box and open up the backfield as they take the bait ‘hook, line and sinker’ since they’ll think Kubes doesn’t have faith in Matt’s passing game.

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by professortex on Nov 18, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're saying that we should change what's been working, so that teams won't try to stop it?

That’s kinda stupid.

Just think about how much respect the Texans passing game has gotten in the second half of games lately, and tell me that we need to air it out more.

We have a very plug-and-play kind of offense. Every piece might not be quite as good as the one that it’s backing up, but they’re still serviceable. Jacoby has been decent, but no AJ. Tate was really solid, but no Arian. Nothing has been asked of the backups that’s out of their comfort zone so far this season, so what makes you think that’s going to change?

Leinart (probably) isn’t going to be as good or better than Schaub, so you know what? They aren’t going to ask him to do as much or more than they asked Matt #1 to do. It just doesn’t make any sense.

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by Autra on Nov 19, 2011 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Look our pass attempts against the four playoff caliber teams we have played this year.

NO 39 passes
Pit 21 passes
Oak. 51 passes
Balt. 37 passes

We will have to pass in the playoffs. So why wait until we’re in a dire situation to find out what Leinart’s capable of?

We play 2 division teams that frankly are horrible and the other team we beat 41-7 on the road. The Panthers have won 2 games and we play them at home. We should have an opportunity to experiment in those games.

by willieboyd on Nov 19, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Very astute...and take note of the Pittsburgh...21 passes = Only "W".

Average in losses = 40+ passes. Your sample and statistics contradict you hypothesis.

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by chuckiepoo on Nov 19, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

your*

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by chuckiepoo on Nov 19, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

_game...dammit.

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by chuckiepoo on Nov 19, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree running = wins for us.

1. We have a cakewalk into the playoffs. We can easily run and defend our way to the playoffs against our remaining schedule.

2. I don’t think we can run (21 PA per game) and defend our way to a Super Bowl victory.

3. So, Kubes uses these last six games to give Leinart game passing reps (for our evaluation and to mess with opposing DCs ability to scheme solely against the run), while still being conservative enough to win.

Basically, IMO, these last 6 games are as much about setting up wins in the playoffs as they are about getting into the playoffs (of course, our “playoff preparation” mindset varies inversely with Titan wins).

by willieboyd on Nov 20, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm really lost on why people are still talking about the Titans...

Who is still worried about them “sneaking” up on us? The suck, pure and simple. There’s no such thing as a “good” team that gets crushed 41-7 at home.

by Peckerwood on Nov 18, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

The division is ours to lose.

No one else can take it from us, we have to give it up.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we have any updates on Vickers' hamstring?

And I think OD had a knee injury as well.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

I'm guessing that as well.

I think Vickers has now proved himself though that when both are fully healthy Kubes will still mix it up and give both good amount of snaps.

by jkcheng122 on Nov 18, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

That's fine.

The more we can change things up, the more successful we should be.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Just don't throw a pass to him.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

/eye twitch

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by DilloTex on Nov 19, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I like his chances

there’s an article by Farrar on yahoo talking about how his numbers are best against 4-3 defenses that play lots of zone and how all 6 remaining defenses play that very style, and only 2 of those defenses are even “above average”

if he will keep his feet under him, realize that every play doesnt have to be the last one and avoid the wtf throws, i could see him getting us to the big dance with gb. i wont put any money on it, just said i could see it

i am struck by uncanny parallels to another team many years ago, had 2 1000 yard rushers, one ace receiver, the number 1 defense and lost their qb to injury in game 5 and didnt get him back until afc championship game. 72 fish. too wierd if you ask me

by Texan-Defcon1 on Nov 18, 2011 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

blah...

I can’t believe you’re leaving the mystery “another team” unsaid…so, I’ll ask…what was the other team?

by Peckerwood on Nov 18, 2011 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Also...

Does it seem like we have a lot more injuries this year compared to other years? Anyone notice that or is it just me?

by Jhua on Nov 18, 2011 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

i think there are more across the board

probably the late start of camp is why a lot of them happen

most star power injuries i can remember, agree with that

by Texan-Defcon1 on Nov 18, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

According to Harvard, no

http://houston.sbnation.com/houston-texans/2011/11/18/2570625/harvard-study-says-no-more-injuries-in-nfl-this-season

I think we, the Texans, have had more and bigger names, though.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, but the "source"

Harvard? Aren’t they like the Rice of the North?

Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.

by texanphil on Nov 19, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I dont think

that Kubiak would have re-signed and paid him this much if he didnt see something worth it. I for one am excited. However people, he will have to shake some rust off… so dont be all dome and gloom if this first game is ugly.

by Texan5513 on Nov 18, 2011 10:20 AM CST reply actions  

That's what I'm liking about the upcoming game.

Their offense is set for a lot of 3 and outs, giving Leinart lots of snaps to get his timing down. As long as he’s not throwing pick 6s or committing turnovers in our own territory (cuz you know, no one misses FGs against us), we’ll be fine.

by jkcheng122 on Nov 18, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Some similarities to anothe rleft-handed QB

Steve Young was a flop at Tampa bay. He sat on the bench for 4 1/2 years at SF before getting the starting job. And it was the system and a good coach that turned him into a winner. And people in SF where saying WTF when he came in for Montana. SO as to Leinart becoming a really good QB in this system – stranger things have happened.

by Gabmucs on Nov 18, 2011 10:46 AM CST reply actions  

injuries in NFL and college

torn ACLs in big 12 last two weeks – brolyes, christine michael, henry josey, and fozzy were all REAL BAD, and josey tore acl, mcl, and meniscus – yuck

texans – schaub, dre, manning, foster, tate mario etc

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by AllenOU on Nov 18, 2011 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

18 years ago today

I had pretty much the exact same surgery (needs, at least) Josey needed: Grade II patella tendon, Grade III to the MCL and ACL, and major meniscus work. Because the post-injury swelling was so bad, and it wouldn’t go down (I actually injured the bones, as well, which created additional swelling), I had to wait over two months before they’d go in.

Best of luck to you, Henry.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

broyles is another two weeks away from his

also think josey might miss some of 2012 which is sad. dude was really starting to come on since the OU game

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by AllenOU on Nov 18, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Jeebus

Is there anything you haven’t had surgically repaired/replaced?

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by Lone Spot on Nov 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty good from the sternum up.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh, didn't you have vertabrae fused?

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by Lone Spot on Nov 18, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

L4/L5. The sternum is just above that, Dr. Sticky Finger.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah

Was thinking neck, like Slaton/Paton.

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by Lone Spot on Nov 18, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

For some weird reason, I think on the first play of the game with Texans on offense versus Jacksonville

will be a PA play…….. I seriously see Kubiak doing this to completely throw a defense off.

by Tony Ung on Nov 18, 2011 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

exactly we we run it 7 times in a row for a TD

foster with 6, 8, 19, 3, 5

tate with, 7, then a 12 yd TD

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by AllenOU on Nov 18, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Kinda like Tampa Bay was caught off guard on that first play action pass?

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

But because we did it to the Bucs

The jags know we’ll be looking for it. Besides, it’s not the first time we’ve run play action on the first play of the game. Kubiak regularly dials it up to start a game.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

this is the beauty of our offense and play calling this year

it is unpredictable. The blocking doesnt give it away, or the movement prior to the snap. I think even with Leinart in there, the DC’s are unable to predict what we are going to do. But I do think that sometime pretty early in the game we will stretch the field on a deep pass.

by BleachBum on Nov 18, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup, it's just to keep the defense honest.

Kinda interested in seeing how Leinart will do on that first PA though. How far it will go? Will it be thrown long enough for the receiver to catch? Is it accurate where only the receiver can catch it? Curiosity only grows as the days go by

by Tony Ung on Nov 18, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats why we do it to the Jags

Leinart has to get his feet wet. Besides, if the first few are runs, then it’ll suck them in to stack the box, opening up the backfield for next series if he don’t complete on 3rd down.

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by professortex on Nov 18, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you Sicilian?

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Is death on the line?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Only in the case of a land war in Asia

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by Lone Spot on Nov 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

HB pass?

/ducks

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by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

FB pass is the only acceptable option

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

they expect the run so because of that they expect us to expect that they expect the run and therefore they expect the pass, but a genius would then expect that they expect the pass because of them expecting us to expect that they expect the run, and would therefor go with the original expectation of the run to fool them… makes perfect sense!!
wow i just said the word expect so much the word sounds foreign n funny too me now hahaha

by firestorm420 on Nov 18, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

There ya go! Right on the money.

by MadMartygan on Nov 18, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Off Topic

But did anyone else realize that the Houston Dynamo were back in the MLS Finals on Sunday? Well, at least we’ll have something to watch during the Bye Week

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

Well, that's on Saturday. The MLS Championship Game is on Sunday Night

So you can watch both this weekend pretty easily

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

LETS GO ORANGE

Anytime we can beat LA are good times

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by WreckNTexan on Nov 18, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

VIVA NARANJA!!!!

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

..

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by WreckNTexan on Nov 18, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

True, I'll probably watch both.

And switch between Dynamo and SNF. I wanna see the Eagles continue to collapse

by Tony Ung on Nov 18, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, there's one other thing that The Blitz on ESPN 97.5 is pushing this Saturday during College Gameday

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT!!!

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

^THIS. Fo Sho

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's broadcasting the Dynamo game?

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by texanslady on Nov 18, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN, 8PM Sunday night

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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by texanslady on Nov 18, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

All i ever ask of every player......

On this team is that for themselves and all us fans who have lived and died with them for a decade now is that they FIGHT LIKE A MAN.

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by jahunter221 on Nov 18, 2011 12:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Seriously, whatever IT is for Tebow, he's definitely got it

How he continues to win with the Broncos baffles me…….. His throwing mechanics are terrible…

by Tony Ung on Nov 18, 2011 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

This is how

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by WreckNTexan on Nov 18, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Difference is that Tebow has more heart & is more mentally stable than VY

Now if Tebow had VY’s skills, he’d really be a dangerous QB

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

he also has jesus...which helps

"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

imaginary friends would help

if you had un waivering faith and belief in them, and thus felt you were playing for some sort of greater purpose beyond just a game.. doesnt matter which religion or if its it right, its the belief.. look at Foster.. not saying that players neccessarily play better solely because of this, but it cant hurt right

by firestorm420 on Nov 18, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Gracias.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t mean to start anything. F-BombTheJets made a comment; I was merely pointing out that it doesn’t necessarily mean that everyone agrees.

by Barrett on Nov 18, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I was told there would be no religion here

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

No, it's more confusing

Math is easy

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

But you can't just choose to not believe in math.

And as a poker player, when the math betrays me I become resentful and spout demonic heresies. I become an Anti-Mathtite.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 19, 2011 2:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Loving math...careful though. Statistics can deceive.

Just a tool of light to describe various perspectives.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 19, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

No kidding they are

Last night he was just slinging the ball around in the general (and not so general) area of the receiver. No accuracy whatsoever. He was making Sanchez look elite by comparison and Sanchez absolutely sucked and sucks.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 18, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my friends on fb is DEEP in to a mancrush on Tebow.

But then he is the same one wanting to just hand the Lombardi Trophy to GB now. I told him the Texans would like a word with him. lulz

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It's sad to be a Jets fan, especially as a kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc7c6XFAzr0
Gotta give him this, he knows his football

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

poor kid

he is a jets fan!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 18, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That's just WRONG!

lulz Poor kid…..how could a parent do that and post it on Youtube?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

New Yorkers are Sadists

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Nov 18, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

hes pretty football savy. he realizes the implications of the jets losing while new england plays kansas city and buffalo plays miami.. he knows who the bad teams are and the good teams are, and knows about playoff implacations, wildcard and all, and most imortantly, he knows the Jets “NO THEY WONT” make the playoffs. impressive.

by firestorm420 on Nov 18, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't know that much about football at 6 years old

I just paid attention on how the Oilers were doing

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I would have loved

to see him start seizing if mom asked him about the Texans.

by SuperSerial on Nov 19, 2011 5:44 AM CST up reply actions  

He mentioned that the Texans were on a bye week

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick question......

Have we had a vote on what we are going to officially call “The Quaterback Formerly Known As Schaub’s Backup”? I’ve seen: Matty Light, Matty Fratty, Frat-Boy Matt, Matt 2.0, Matt #2, No.2 (TNG Trekkies), Nombre 2, Matt V2, Teh Matt, and Leinart the Lionheart. I prefer Matty Light myself! Any reference to a awesomely bad, good ol American macrobrew gets my vote every time!!! If we could only incorporate his name to fit in with Schiltz Malt Liquor that would be even better!!! LMAO!!!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Nov 18, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

I'd go with Matty Light

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

How about MGD (Matt Goes Deep)

could apply to football or hot tubs, either one

by BleachBum on Nov 18, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Think we have to wait and see how he does before giving him that moniker

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Nov 18, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Alternative suggestions

Mini Matt, Matt II, JR., Pretty Matty, Matt the sequel, Matt part Deux,

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgot one

Matt X

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What about an ode to Chad Ochocinco

Matt UnoUno…..On second thought after actually writing it down it looks even more retarded

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Nov 18, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It's so simple

I like it!
Brilliant!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I'm sayin

Why do we always have to force nicknames? I’d rather let them grow organically (I like to grow a lot of things organically).

I’m just going to call him Leinart until he proves that he doesn’t suck. And for what it’s worth, I HATE the name “Matty.” Canadian hockey players call each other Matty.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 18, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

And its even worse when people try to nickname things like our defense

or our group of RBs etc.

With some notable exceptions (Super Mario, Megatron) I would feel like an absolute schmuck using all these nicknames people are suggesting.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 18, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a insider nickname

I wouldn’t want anyone outside of BRB’s inner circle using any of the nicknames that we commonly used on the players we like or like to dislike. They are terms of endearment. Whenever I hear my co-workers refer to Matt Leinart as any of the above I know it’s out of spite. If I hear it from a fellow Texan fan I know it’s out of LOVE!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Nov 18, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i hope i never feel like a shmuck..

that sounds like a bad time

"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Since everyone is Tebowing

Maybe Leinart can start the “T-Boning” craze.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=t-boning

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 18, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Why for you do that?

I need mind bleach now and it won’t load at work anymore…..so I have to live with this mental image in my mind until at least lunch time and probably beyond.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

You want a mental image to try and forget.

Try this one

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I ment Meanest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 18, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I do NOT need that one either.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 18, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

all that and you missed mine.

Matty(smirnoff)ice

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 18, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well Matty Ice is taken already

So he’d have to be really cold blooded to swagger-jack that from Matt Ryan

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Some guy was giving Matt Leinart shit on a forum.

So I quoted the David Carr paragraph to prove a point. I linked to this article as well.

.................

by Schlauton on Nov 18, 2011 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

HA!

I thought the same exact thing.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

A healthy dose of

Benarian Fostate is all the glitter kitties can take. Arian is fully healthy and hitting his stride, Ben explodes through the holes, and Ward is still fresh and powerful as well.

That being said, I fully expect one of the first plays to be a bomb to AJ.

We have to many weapons to lose.

by YohannDookeyblue on Nov 18, 2011 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

I sure hope 'Dre is back.

This organization tends to err on the side of optimism with injuries. But as long as he is back for the playoffs, I’m happy.

Any word on Danieal Manning?

by WhiskeyR on Nov 18, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

He's running

But I haven’t seen a solid schedule for him.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Already running?

I’ll take that as a good sign.

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 18, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

He also said he's been back pedaling as well

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

AJ is listed as probable

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Nov 18, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hallelujah!!!

Sorry to interject religion, BFD. Won’t happen again. Promise.
XOXO
~LS

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Nov 18, 2011 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

All of the talking heads can suck shit

It’s funny how so many of the analysts know our team now.

How we are on so many front pages.

How PFT, Yahoo sports and the like are now covering us.

Kubes sees something in Matty L. That’s why he’s making $2mm as a backup. Mattly L sees something he likes here. Remember in the pre-season, he did talk with Seattle, but wanted to stay here.

I hate seeing Schaub go down. I remember the early years – where he was pounded almost as much as Carr. I remember the first season he played in every game, and all of the Durability comments. I actually think Matt is a good QB – no, not Aaron Rodgers – but good.

So – Matt – don’t F up.

by Kidaster on Nov 19, 2011 11:13 AM CST reply actions  

One of the outstanding qualities this team has exhibited this year is quality players in reserve roles...

“Never under estimate the heart of a Champion!” Loves me some Rudy T! Next Champ Up?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Nov 19, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

couple things

DanO didn’t work out, Leinart was here last year and knew the offense, and TJ isn’t ready. Those things combined with the Seattle interest are why Leinart is making $2M as a backup.

I wouldn’t say we paid him that money because Kubiak likes him more. I think its a free market, he’s our best chance of success if Matt1 goes down. Not that that would ever happen. /fml

Leinart's 2011 final line: 6 wins, 3 losses. 12 TDs - 2 INTs, 2,100 yards with 62% completion.

by texanphil on Nov 19, 2011 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

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