Three (Or Eight) And Out: Useless Predictions For The Bye
by Tim on Nov 18, 2011 12:08 PM CST
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PrintI normally fill this space with psychic gifts, from me to you, about the Texans' upcoming game. This Sunday, however, will feature no such Texans game. Far be it for me to use that as an excuse to refrain from posting predictions this week. I just have to focus my psychic energy in a different direction. And what better direction than straight at the BRB staff?
Accordingly, after the jump, I shall reveal exactly what each of the featured writers will be doing on Sunday instead of watching your Houston Texans.
1. BFD: Feverishly working on his memoirs. Working title: "Au Contraire, Mon Fraire: Bald, Fat, and Drunk Is The Best Way To Go Through Life!" To break the monotony of being alone with his thoughts, BFD will spend at least ten minutes every hour trying to convince his family to form a drum circle with him. He will fail.
2. MDC: From 3:15 p.m. to 6:30ish, you know he'll be glued to his TV for Bud Adams' Army of Evil-Falcons. In the hours leading up to kickoff, Matt will work on perfecting what he hopes will become the hot new drink in his beloved Toothpick State--the Sooietini. He's still tinkering with the exact mix, but the key ingredients are vodka, orange juice, meth, and possum hair. Not coincidentally, market research indicates this beverage will also be a huge success in Tennessee.
3. Rivers: Watching every snap Matt Leinart took in Arizona and breaking it down like it was the Zapruder film. Plus a Simpsons marathon. He'll also have to find time to wash off the previous day's red and white face paint, and he won't be able to talk much, thanks to screaming "Whose house?" approximately 13,841 times for ten straight hours.
4. TexansDC: Posing as an employee at his local apothecary's place of business and unabashedly physically accosting passersby to extol the virtue of Vicks. Sadly, this means TDC will spend Sunday night not watching football, but sitting in the corner of a holding cell and trying to explain to his cellmates how he really likes his beloved Niners' chances of winning on Thanksgiving night in the Battle O' Harbaughs.
5. UprootedTexan: Perusing NBA.com for reasonably priced Thunder gear and checking Oklahoma City real estate web sites to see what's available. He'll do all of this while wearing pants. I know. I'm as disgusted as you are.
6. Vega: Trying to disprove Fermat's Last Theorem and continuing his letter-writing campaign to have consideration for the Fields Medal restricted to MIT graduates under the age of 35.
7. TGC: Participating in yet another sleep deprivation study. It's the only way he manages to stay awake to watch Texans games live, what with him living in Timbuktu and all. If his devotion to the team results in him being the inspiration for "Insomnia II: The Deadening," that's just a pleasant side effect.
8. Tim: Watching some other NFL game with a Coors Light in my hand. Those other dudes are weird.
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Coors Light?
And you think they’re weird?
Pot, meet Kettle.
by Tailgate Andy on Nov 18, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
coors the shiznit
Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron
by HB23 on Nov 19, 2011 9:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nobody's gonna be watching the Dynamo game?
That’d be at the top of my list considering it’s a Houston team and they’re in the MLS cup finale.
I've got nothin'...
Well, the game is in LA.
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by riversmccown on Nov 18, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Man I hate LA...
But watching the Dynamo hoist the cup in front of a bunch of people who just like LA because Beckham’s on the team will be sweet…
I've got nothin'...
Damn
If only there were some magical box that could show us what’s happening in LA on Sunday night.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 18, 2011 5:15 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
If you're talking about the game, I've been told it will be on ESPN at 8pm.
/not that this will help me, my cable is out
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I read it as "going to the Dynamo game" for whatever reason.
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by riversmccown on Nov 18, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be watching it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
LAST I heard
Fermat has been proven.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions
Correct
That’s why I said “disprove.”
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 18, 2011 12:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Given how circuitous the proof was
I can’t see how disproving the proof will happen before the end of the Stelliferous Era.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
I actually did that
but I haven’t double checked the math yet.
by Vega on Nov 18, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd for meta humor.
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another stat that says Texans were best in the NFL before Shaub's injury.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Funny...
That article hardly mentions the Texans even though it shows them as #1. No respect :P
I've got nothin'...
Hey,
They were in a picture :)
/note that no one else got 1000+ words
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
The joke's on you...
At least I won’t have to see Cris Collinsworth talking about the winz factor of one Vincent Paul Young, Jr.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Being a Bronco fan I just became a one week Vikings fan
and hope to watch them defeat the faiders.
Who woulda thought five weeks ago that us Broncos would be thinking playoffs. The current state of the mild mild west gives us a chance.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Von Miller was amazing last night
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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him and elvis are quite the tandem
only guy i would trade JJ watt for in that draft, including PP and Aldon Smith
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Man I'm loving Miller!
After suffering through waisted picks like Jarvis Moss and Knowshone Moreno its nice to really get one right.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
the Broncos game was sweet
Broncos are my 2nd fav team, right behind the Texans of course.. I live in the Houston area but recently lived for a year + in the Denver area and have a bunch of family there.. I consider the Broncos my home away from home team haha.. I hope to see a Houston vs Denver AFC championship game, that would be a dream
by firestorm420 on Nov 18, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Funny, That's how I feel about the Texans since Kubiak deserted us....
…I love all the effort Kubiak did for the Broncos…
…and he is now doing for you…
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
that = than?
And what better direction that straight at the BRB staff?
Back to reading the predictions. What time and channel is the Dynamo game on?
Heh found another one, say = stay.
It’s the only way he manages to say awake to watch Texans games live
Good Catches
Thanks.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
What is this "NBA" you speak of?
/really enjoying this lockout
//looks around for my fiddle
///fuck Oklahoma
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by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
I thought it was a modified toilet seat
they try to get a big orange ball of shit through
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
DALE DYNAMO
I urge every houstonian to watch the dynamo hoist their third cup in six years.
by HTown80 on Nov 18, 2011 2:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
this is the sign i made to watch cougars from afar
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by Taco Joe on Nov 18, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
haha..thats pretty awesome
#DreamScreamBelieve #GoDynamo
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wow
I’m a lifelong houstonian and texans fan living an hour east of flagstaff in winslow az.
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by jahunter221 on Nov 19, 2011 8:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Was that you
Standing on the corner?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 19, 2011 10:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
WTF MATE?
I have been looking for someone to enjoy the Texans with out here.
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dont know if anybody seen FX sound on NFL network.
They had josh freeman mic’ed up and i quote " Y’all have a hellva a D"
ya he did. he also told jojo he luvs the way he plays. jojo said hang in there, yall will get better.
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Totally Random
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by WreckNTexan on Nov 18, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
hahaha
/that is so mean
lulz
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Hey can someone clarify
How many sacks Brooks Reed has now in only 5 games? I think its 6 right?
Google’d but not sure…
Im thinking Reed is quickly becoming Wade’s Ware in this D.
by YohannDookeyblue on Nov 18, 2011 3:22 PM CST reply actions
Agreed. If Mario was playing.
Reed has done an amazing job in his place though.
I think he has more speed off the edge and is only going to get better.
by YohannDookeyblue on Nov 18, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
actually i think barwins playing marios position, and reeds playing barwins. i might be wrong though.
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
It looks like
It doesn’t really matter
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Antonio Smith has become the guy other teams double now.
He has had no sacks since Mario went down. I think he had 4.5 when Mario got hurt.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
and smith is still kiling it
He’s not getting the stats but he’s getting penetration all the time.
by Dmo_Htx on Nov 18, 2011 5:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
After watching the past two games
I have to actually agree with steelblue and Dmo, I was afraid it would happen after Mario’s injury, but teams are focusing on the second big threat right now. It seems like Offensive coaches, aren’t seeing the flaw in their plans when they play Houston you dbled Mario and Smith and Barwin were tearing it up. Now you dbl Smith, and Reed and Barwin are tearing it up. Our front 7 are so scary this year and we finally have a competent DC who can put them together well. This is a D that can take us to the Super Bowl, We also have almost all our orignal pieces on O rockin and a rollin. I think the Texans can make a deep push even with Matt Leinart. Maybe I just have too much kubawaide in me but EFF THAT SHIT!
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by Taco Joe on Nov 18, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
plus Leinart will be able to practice against the #1 Defense in the league next week.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
and he's been taking 1st team reps
because of Schaub’s nicks and dings for a few weeks now. I refuse to buy any of the bullshit the the media is defecating to the public about Matt.2 not being good enough to lead the Texans, I believe they will be eating those words in about 9 days. I hope I’m right.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
how is gonna be able to practice againzt the besf's?!?!?!OMGWTF
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 18, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
REC'D
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
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No, it's green.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
That
And teams have to account for Cushing blitzing up the middle.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 19, 2011 10:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
And being everywhere else, too!
Cushing is all over the place this year. He’s constantly wherever the ball is. I don’t know how any can account for him at ALL.
BACKUP!!BACKUP!!....mind your business thats all, just mind your business
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
recd for fresh prince!
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by Carter Liles on Nov 18, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
I think they all have their particular sets of skills
Reed is really good with his hands (keeping distance between himself and the OT), Mario takes the best angles and is good at forcing fumbles, and Barwin’s a combo of the two. And Cushing, he just demolishes everything in his way.
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
reed
which is pretty impressive since the knock on him was short arms.
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners anyways. So thats the way i feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sure he's gone for the year with his neck injury
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
Sometimes
I toss a dime on the ground so I can pretend Im on the green and pick my marker up.
I hate Bye weeks!
Go Dynamo
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Astros move was made official today.
They’ll probably never win again.
Great article on astrosdaily.com called “Well Played, Nolan”.
by morecowbell-lesscowboys on Nov 18, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions
nice sig
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners antways. So thats the way if feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks.
It was a rare stroke of genius.
by morecowbell-lesscowboys on Nov 18, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm with Rivers
Go Coogs! Keenum for Heisman!! If you guys haven’t had a chance, you should check out Keenum’s stats for this year. They are the gaudiest stats for a QB I have ever seen.
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
and he will
have over 4500 yds by the end of the year.
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Follow @Joeeatstacos
maybe by the end of the game tomorrow
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
And about 50 TD passes
by the end of the game
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 18, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Hey so the list of Writers made me realize.....
what happened to StillBlue?
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 18, 2011 6:52 PM CST reply actions
He got into it
with some of the commentors here, it got alittle out of hand. Can’t quite remember when it was, but I think it was about how shaun cody was playing at the time.
i actually saw bspn
On “audibles” say that, even with matty light, the texans are still a contender. They said he fits with this system, was poorly coached, and had limited weapons/no d in arizona. Kinda scary, that’s what we’ve been screaming for almost a week. Think they’ve been spying the goings on here at brb?
NAH!!!!! No way they’re that smart
by HTown80 on Nov 18, 2011 7:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Actually
Paul K is always lurking on our site and constantly linking in his RTC article. so I wouldn’t doubt ESPN scoops this site often.
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Follow @Joeeatstacos
I don't like the " ha had no weapons argument"
He had both Fitz and Boldin there along with a couple other guys. Now they didn’t have the caliber of run game the Texans have but it wasn’t like he had nobody to throw to.
Still cautiously hopeful he can step in for Schaub. What he has to do is consistently hit those down the field 15-25 yard plays to keep the offense on track. He doesn’t have any excuses with Andre coming back either.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Agreed
The Cardinals were a Super Bowl team with Warner. I can buy the shitty coaching argument but there was certainly a lot of talent. The biggest issue was that Warner was a pocket passer with a lightning quick release so he was perfect for the down field passing game, whereas Leinart was not comfortable with that type of offense. To make things worse, the new staff inherited him so they had not incentive to reshape the offense around him. Instead they tried to force a square peg into a round hole.
That said, everything is being laid out for him on a silver platter here. Best O-line and run game in the league, best WR in the game coming back eager to carry his team to the playoffs, and top rated defense. So I agree with you. There are no excuses for Leinart not to succeed.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I'm a new fan
from the upper midwest who likes the Texans primarily because they have a great stadium, a great owner and likeable players . Plus, I root for Watt and Daniels, as any Badger fan would. Ron Diesel played for Houston at the end of his career as well, so did Ahman Green.
It’s a shame about Shaub, he’s steady with a great arm and solid receivers. I hope Leinart can get it done and the coaches can adjust. I’m not a Kubiak guy but he seems fair. I do, however, like them to make the playoffs, as well as beat jacksonville soundly.
by Wade V on Nov 18, 2011 7:54 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Welcome
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by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
I’ll root for the texans, I like the squad, but the blog, there’s always those guys looking for what you didn’t mention or what you should’ve said or what you’ve forgotten.
Ron Dayne, best college running back to ever don a uniform
Too bad he was only a marginal (at best) NFL running back
I never understood how the guy could have that much talent and not be able to translate it at the highest level in the pros. With his size, strength, and quick feet I was sure he’d be another back in the mold of Jerome Bettis….boy was I wrong. He did have a phenomenal college career though.
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Er, or something.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 18, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
lol. C-USA has automatic bid in bball
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~Muhammad Ali
Yeah, it was a joke.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
they looked pretty good.
With nothing but underclassmen too.
by Dmo_Htx on Nov 18, 2011 11:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Great...
We get to see LSU-Alabama again and get treated to more SEC superiority stories
"Lord, beer me strength."
should put the coogs in the top ten. maybe...hopefully
"Well if they've been watching football, i dont think they would say its the same old Texans. I went down. Mario went down. Danieal Manning went down and right now we're sitting at the top of the AFC. If they feel that way they were bandwagoners anyways. So thats the way i feel about it." Andre Johnson
by F-BombTheJets on Nov 18, 2011 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Coogs could do that on their own by winning out
I’d rather not see any scenario that gives us a rematch in the NC game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
A rematch will happen
LSU-Alabama or LSU-Oregon
No Big 12 or Ten team is getting in. OU did not need Oklahoma State to lose last night.
"Lord, beer me strength."
LSU still has to make it through the SECCG
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I guarantee the Texans don't lose this week
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 19, 2011 12:31 AM CST reply actions
Can you make that guarantee for the Dynamo?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2011 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
I heard Houston is Brining Chase in for a Tryout
Anyone got any good info. on him? I know he was with an arena team or something like that.
is that Chase Daniel?
If so, the Texans played against him in the preseason. He was a backup for New Orleans
checked nfl.com, he still is
so don’t know who you’re talking about. Never mind
wait
Whiskey are you having people follow me?
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for some reason
it was showing follow @joeeatstacos now it doesn’t.
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Follow @Joeeatstacos
Oh
You would follow me to hell I know you would sir, and we would go to town with blades of glory!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Follow @Joeeatstacos
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 19, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
crazy talk
I always check random texans news stories on the net and sometimes i’ll catch ones that even consider for a minute we would let super Mario walk. No way in hell that will happen.
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Nov 20, 2011 1:13 AM CST via mobile reply actions
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