Ok, fellow Texans fans. For years we've chugged the bitter, yet surprisingly satisfying, beverage known as Bleach. Nothing numbed the sudden-kick-in-the-balls pain quite like it. However, now things are finally starting change. (Que: Winds of Change by The Scorpians). Your Houston Texans are
finally almost a playoff team! We have the #1 Defense and have a two-headed monster at running back. Yes, it may be time to put that bleach away. That's right; save that tasty, warm brew for another day. (Baseball season?)
We need another drink to quench our gameday thirst. But what shall we name this drink of good fortune? Let's take a look at our options after the jump. (What the hell is a jump and why do we need it?)
Choice 1: Wadeaide
I won't put out any numbers from last year. Bottom line: We sucked. Sucked bad. Mouth-full-of-braces sucking bad! Enter Wade. Now we have the #1 Defense. Wadeaide!
Choice 2: Kubiade
The sweetness flavor of the Texans offense (Kubiak) mixed with the spicy sting of our defense (Wade). BOOM! You've got the sweet and spicy superdrink, Kubiade!
New Option: Master Yates Mystery Juice
With Schaub and Leinhurt both out with boo boos, our season lies in the hands of a young padawan who must now try to master the offense. How he will do is anybody's guess, but will you show your blind fate and chug this mystery drink?
More Choices: See Poll
I'm actually at work and don't need to get
laid off fired before Christmas, so I'll let you guys decide in the fight to the death poll.