From the first hound of Christmas you probably will get...
...a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap.
From the second hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the third hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the fourth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the fifth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
SQUIR-R-R-REL!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the sixth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the seventh hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the eighth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the ninth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the tenth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Ten trees a-peed on,
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the eleventh hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Eleven cats a-running,
Ten trees a-peed on,
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
From the twelfth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Twelve chewies hidden,
Eleven cats a-running,
Ten trees a-peed on,
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
Great literature it ain't... but Merry Christmas anyway, BRBers!!!
Poll
Should Fat Albert Haynesworth be?:
Given a severe talking to and 10 lashes with a wet noodle? (1 vote)
Strongly cautioned by Roger Goodell? (2 votes)
Stomped upon by Mr. ("I was balancing myself...") Suh? (12 votes)
Thrown out of the league? (5 votes)
Other... (Your real choice like mine, would lead to criminal charges) (3 votes)
23 total votes
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