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The Twelve Hounds of Christmas

From the first hound of Christmas you probably will get...
...a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap.
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From the second hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
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From the third hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the fourth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the fifth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
SQUIR-R-R-REL!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!
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From the sixth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the seventh hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the eighth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the ninth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the tenth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Ten trees a-peed on,
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the eleventh hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Eleven cats a-running,
Ten trees a-peed on,
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

From the twelfth hound of Christmas you probably will get...
Twelve chewies hidden,
Eleven cats a-running,
Ten trees a-peed on,
Nine cars a-barked at,
Eight butts a-greeted,
Seven faces licked on,
Six holes a-dug up,
SQUIR-R-R-REL!!
Four howling hounds,
Three mailmen,
Two missing shoes,
...and a fart 'cuz you're feeding me crap!

Great literature it ain't... but Merry Christmas anyway, BRBers!!!

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