Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Jags, Second Quarter
by MDC on Nov 27, 2011 12:45 PM CST
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PrintGood news: The Jags only have points because of a fluke fumble-recovery TD. Their offense looks horrid.
Bad news: The Texans offense does not exactly look explosive, and Matty Light is not inspiring confidence among the more reactionary fans.
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down passes are killing us
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions
^ this
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
F-Bomb Bye Weeks.
This is not the team we watched two weeks ago.
lolz
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hee, hee...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
AAHAHAHAHAHAH
HE DROPPED IT
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions
lol
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
block it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Sweet. Held to FG...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Then a WTF throw
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions
Leinart isn't inspiring confidence in me yet.
Well, besides 5 yard passes. He’s the master of those.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
baby steps
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I hope so.
If this is his “Welcome back to the NFL” game, then I’d feel better about him.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
don't worry Kubes knows how to train a QB
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Texans offense needs to open up.
Warm ups over. Take advantage of those CB’s.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
this^^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 27, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Marcedes
Looked like a Pinto on that one…
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Defense needs to turn up the heat on Gabbert
time for Wade to take off the gloves
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
OK, Wade better get on their asses
The D sucked that series
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions
^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
SkySports
Anyone else?
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
Damn Brits.
Need me some CBS.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
by CanadaGoose on Nov 27, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Got it.
In case you were all worried…
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
by CanadaGoose on Nov 27, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Are the Texans hung over from hot tubbing or something?
Wake the hell up. Can’t win many games sleeping through them…
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
JDL...help me keep my job...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
We got lucky there
If your the 1st ranked defense, you cannot allow the fucking jags to go 80 yards
by TheDream34 on Nov 27, 2011 12:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
1st rank defense, doubley so in the first half
And the Jaguars have put up 10 first half points on us before the end of the half. The JAGUARS.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 27, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Only 3 points are on the defense
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Thanks for showing us the touchback before going back to commercial.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
yeah they suck
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 27, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
Texans need to learn that champions play hard every game!!!!
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Nov 27, 2011 12:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
...for four quarters...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Relax
The D gave up 3 points…it happens
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
...nice take...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I love you katy
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
/bewbs whore request?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
SHE DOES SEEM TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN THE OFFENSE...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Jags are going to clamp down on the offense until Leinart burns them.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Foster's pissed
Big play coming soon.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
DAMN IT
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
if they are down 2 cb
why has leinart not thrown more than 2 passes @wr ?
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
...still waiting for deep cross route on bootleg...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Throw to the guy with 4 defenders
good one there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions
Matt Leinart = Floaties
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
play calling is for cowards so far
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Nov 27, 2011 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I need something from the offense to stop me from worrying.
by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 27, 2011 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We are not going to win games
Throwing 2 yard passes!!!
by TheDream34 on Nov 27, 2011 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
gotta improve on this playcalling
no more plays with checkdowns behind the line of scrimmage.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions
What's that now
7 completions for 30 yards
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 27, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions
McClain_on_NFL (John McClain)
Texans should be humiliated, especially on offense. Jags D missing 5 starters. Not Leinart’s fault. Turnover, mistakes, can’t run.
by goingforthecorner on Nov 27, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions
Don't post tweets from the most reactionary tweeter of them all.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Pancakes
Shut the fuck up
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Nov 27, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
That idiot doesn't realize Leinart checking down constantly allows the defense to play the run easier.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah, I'm saying this is Leinart's welcome back game.
Kubiak probably told him not to throw past 10 yards unless it’s wide open. Maybe by the 4th quarter, we’ll start seeing more confidence in Leinart and deeper passes like past the first down marker.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
YOUR ANDRE ADVICE ISN'T COMING TO FRUITION
I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU ARE WRITING THOSE BECAUSE THEY ARE SPONSORED POSTS!!!!
/trolly
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
TAKE A DAMN SHOT KUBIAK
You have Andre Johnson on a number 3 corner. Jesus…
Ok is Leinart the one checking down
Or is it the play calling?
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
play calling it seems
I’m not seeing long routes.
I think that was the called play
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
its Leinart
He goes through his progressions and choses the checkdown.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Those short passes are just an outlet in most Texans plays.
Leinart always panics and checks it down an absurd amount.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
am i nitpicking
or is leinart reverting to his old ways as king of the checkdown?
The play selection
is leaving much to be desired. Jacksonville crowding the short stuff and the line so… throw all short stuff?
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Nov 27, 2011 12:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
you are confusing playcalling
with the progression of Leinart.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
PICK SIX!
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
nice pressure.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
SACKCKKCCKK
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
SAX!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
we got 7 minutes to put together a really nice drive.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:00 PM CST reply actions
surprised no flag
hit Gabbert at the knee
Hold on Antonio Smith that went uncalled.
Didn’t matter in the end
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
thankx jj
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
yay JJ
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
nice return for JJ
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Special Teams
Really stepping it up today
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
Jags ST must suck
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
HEY!
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
weez just good...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Jakespeare
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
...real nice return...bootleg NOW
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
nice pass
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions
hey a pass for 6 yards thats improvement
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
don;t stop watching
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Can we start to admit that JJ is a pretty good punt returner yet?
How many more of those does he need to make?
he didn;t score a td. FIRE THE BUMM
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
DTTDTDTDTDTDTDTT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
touchdown brah
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
Nice!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
THERE WE GO LEINART
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
trixie porn star is trixie...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Holy shit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
LEINART!!!
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
MOAR PASSESSS...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
TD Dreessen!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
That was great considering the pressure in his face.
I’ve got confidence in the guy now
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Oh look
Another pass to foster. There are other receivers you know.
yeah baby
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Great throw under pressure.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
Leinart TD pass
With pressure in his face….CLUTCH
Yes! That’s exactly what we need!
by sebastian_8_8 on Nov 27, 2011 1:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
when he let go of that I was worried
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
WHY?
cuz of the four jags in that area?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
yep that would be it
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Me to.
/misses Schaub
But nice pass. If that pressure wan’t there Andre was open in the endzone to.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Barwin's BBall Profile... great pic.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
I suck at links.
http://www.gobearcats.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/barwin_connor00.html
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
Tate, Daniels, Josephs, Manning
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Nov 27, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
See Leinart? Good things CAN happen when you throw further than 8 yards.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
YOU ARE FORCED TO WATCH ALL GAMES FROM HERE ON OUT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
You Realize
You have to stay glued to the TV now…no bathroom/beer breaks
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Nov 27, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
...it was all about katy...
don’t take credit for bewbz…
;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Dre was open
But “Marty Light” knew he couldn’t throw that far backing up with the defender in his face
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Is that in the Tanya from Red alert voice?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I think Leinart will do much better as he gets his confidence up
and that TD goes a long way to helping him get it.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
super bowl you mean
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
woohoo!
Bootleg to his strong arm side, under pressure, off his back foot, perfect pass, td. Impressive!
by HTown80 on Nov 27, 2011 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
There we go Leinart.
Hangin in while taking a hit
by Dmo_Htx on Nov 27, 2011 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
When that pass
left his hand I was thinking trouble. Glad to be disappointed in this case. Showed some nice zip on that throw despite fading backwards.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Nov 27, 2011 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Great Throw.
Now they have to respect Leinart.
I still think Nolan got picked and it wasnt called.
by YohannDookeyblue on Nov 27, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions
OURS!
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
DAMN.
Bramman!
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
my wife called
while on her break at work, I say texans offense not too sharp right now, and my cowboy fan wife says, don’t worry, they’ll win….meanwhile on tv, jacoby, then dreesen…I love that woman
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Cardinals fan here
Nice to see Leinart score a TD, even if it does hurt a little…
Anyways, go Texans!
Joe Saunders: "They played a really good game, so hats off to us"
Mister Alexander Getting in someones face
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Damn, theyh got it
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
there's gonna be a helluva hottub party tonight
Someone post the pic for us all to enjoy
by HTown80 on Nov 27, 2011 1:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And now, your Mark Sanchez stats of the moment
4/12 for 20 yards 1/7 ypa
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
but HE JUST WINZ GAMEZZZZZ AND FEEETT
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
I LOVE YOU JOSEPH
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions
JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
how exciting is this defense?
I seriously like watching it more than I like watching the offense. And as I wrote this a pick off!!!
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...oh wait...no I didn't
by schillingb on Nov 27, 2011 1:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
J Jo saw it all the way!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I know!
He wasn’t even watching the receiver
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Hellz yeahhh
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Just say No
to showboating.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
I loved that Joseph taunted the Jags
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Great pick.
Terrible ball security. Very JJ-like
great pick
like how he adjusted how he was holding the ball…. but no need to hold it up (unless it’s a TD).
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
Put Joseph at wideout.
Ball skills!!!
by Dmo_Htx on Nov 27, 2011 1:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Glad they didn't flag that celebration...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Thank You
TexansDC
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I like leinharts soul patch/ flavor savor
That is all
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...oh wait...no I didn't
by schillingb on Nov 27, 2011 1:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
WTF happened to the offense?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yeah that hurt.
Not sure Leinart is confident going down field either.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
fuck all these checkdowns
Did he forget he has Andre on the team?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
bad call
The D had that sniffed out
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
These checkdowns
Are really starting to annoy me.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
stop trying to kill Foster damn it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I know foster is good
But he doesn’t need the ball every play. We got 50 TEs and Andre
by LordGav1n on Nov 27, 2011 1:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
YES
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
FUCK IT FG GOOD
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions
That wasn't on Leinart
His protection broke down instantly.
of course it did
it was a screen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
It was?
Was it a bubble? My stream was choppy and all I saw was bodies instantly on Matt.
^^^this^^^
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Rackers!
Against the wind
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Kubiak is playing not to lose the game
i hate it when he does that
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions
I disagree.
Leinart is just taking the easy little passes. The screen was just well defended by the Jags.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I know I'm late to the party
(long time lurker, first time commenter) – but did anyone else think Leinart was looking for Andre and just underthrew it?
/shows self out (still lurking)
by texpatriateCO on Nov 27, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
could be.
we will never know
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
...not that I care...
…being saddled with RedZone in Denver makes Texans watching hit or miss. All I saw was TOUCHDOWN! And then vodka. Vodka is celebratory, bleach is mandatory.
by texpatriateCO on Nov 27, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome!!
…and newb rec…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
btw welcome.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
It's not Kubiaks fault people.
His name was Captain Checkdown in Arizona for a reason. I’m hoping it’s just a one game phenomena while he warms up.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
What are you talking about?
That pass to Dreessen was awesome
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Take out that pass and the OPI to Andre.
They’ve all been checkdowns.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
He's not used to having time to throw
He always had to get rid of it quickly.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Which is why I guess the next game is the real determinant of how good we can expect him to be.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That should be today.
Jags have CB’s and several of their front 7 out. With Andre back Leinart should be attacking this secondary not making their jobs easier.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
kareeem jackson is not a fast guy
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:13 PM CST reply actions
Kareem!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
NIce tackle by Kareem there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Kareem Fast?
wut
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
yep - big whiff
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet Q
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
good play gq!!
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
Quin did a great play
Through the blocker and a tackle
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
cush is a beast
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
Cushing with the
You are not going anywhere tackle!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
..still looking forward to the Revenge of the "Whoa there MF..."
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Defense patient...
…wants moar TOvers…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
this would be a good time for a sack - fumble - td
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:17 PM CST reply actions
*reply fail...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I Predict
D adjustments for the second half…rush defense will be better…In Wade We Trust
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
SACKED
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
2 for Barwin
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Barwin!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
BArwin!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
got his bitch ass
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I love you Connor
I really do…
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
credit the whole d line for collapsing the pocket aropund gabbert
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
Is it me, or am I seeing a lot of uncalled holds?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
does anyone have a link to the game?
It's hard bein whimpy
Two minute drill...
See if PornStar can keep it up…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Jinx
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Against the Texans?
Unheard of
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Someone missed a 50 yard FG against us??
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
lets get some points extend the field
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
stretch the field i mean
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
nice use of the smh
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Ironicly, there's a lot of screens since Schaub went down
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
yates is good luck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Leggo Yates!
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions
fuck it. we believe in you yates
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 27, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions
cry
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Stand by for panic mode.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
TJ YATES
Is Leinart hurt? Either way, I’m excited. I remember Kubes saying how he could be a star in this league. Hope he got some plays in with the first team offense.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
looks good
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
WOW
The football Gods hate us
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Wow.
Liking the kid
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
woah. this guy looks good
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
TJ looking good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Oh boy i think we have somthing here
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Lookin Great
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:24 PM CST reply actions
If you need a different link....
Try tvsports360.com, used it all the time before I got Direct tv and got the package free when I signed up.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 27, 2011 1:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Don't worry
Yates could be better for us than Leinart… love me some righties.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
peyton or danieal? lol
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Nice Pass Kid
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FUCk YEAH!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
DUDE. we found the next great thing
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Stand down from panic mode.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
whiskey tango foxtrot
This kid is accurate
by HTown80 on Nov 27, 2011 1:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We literally
can’t go a single game without losing someone.
Yep.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
im impressed. he handled the blitz well
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Time to change my Facebook Prof Pic to Yates
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:26 PM CST reply actions
Loving Yates.
Loving. Better name, rookie, better personality, and the first QB to win a playoff game for the Texans.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
I'm loving me some Yates
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Shotgun
First member of the official TJ Yates fan club.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
...playin' smart there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
two smart decisions already
Throw it away when you don’t have anything
by HTown80 on Nov 27, 2011 1:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WTF?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Intentional grounding?!?!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
very weak
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
..not sure..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It's not being outside the tackle, it's being outside the tackle box.
He has to get outside where the tackles lined up pre-snap, not where they ended up during the play.
He was well within the box.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
How many times does that shit ever get called? Happens every GAME!
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Liking the mental approach...
Yates isn’t doing anything stupid and making the right decisions under the heat of the 2:00 drill…loving it.
Agreed.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
TJ YATES
ftw
REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM
Why do we fall down? So, we can learn to pick ourselves up.
amen.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yep
plus we get the ball to start the third quarter
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Nice management by Yates...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
MY ASS
let the kid win this game
REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM
Why do we fall down? So, we can learn to pick ourselves up.
by BRBUSAFTexan on Nov 27, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
'greed...
No fear at all and I love that the way they pusked the Jag D as soon as he came into the game…pedal down.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
He attacked the Jags dude.
Took that blitz to the face and burned the Jags.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
hived!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Next Tom Brady right here
/lol not really but have hope.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
5th round pick...#13...
Seriously, he’s one number away.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Honesty. It looked like they put in a star QB. He looked very good.
Hopefully Leinart is well though.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
He is looking good though
And the thing is, its not just good throws. He is showing poise and making smart decisions with the football. I know the sample size is small but fuck it, roll with Yates.
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
looks like Rackers found his groove
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
qb whisperer...likes 'em young...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
TJ freakin Yates. Not bad, son.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
If Yates plays like that in the 2nd half
I’ll be okay.
Is It Possible
Leinart loses his job to another #13?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Good job Yates.
Remember what Kubiak said about him? Similar offense in North Carolina and reminds Kubes of Schaub.
Looked like Schaub to me as well.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
TJ looks good
But if Leinart is done we are in trouble
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Nov 27, 2011 1:29 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
KELLEN CLEMENS
is a winner???
REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM
Why do we fall down? So, we can learn to pick ourselves up.
by BRBUSAFTexan on Nov 27, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know.
I liked Yates over Leianrt in the preseason just because they guy throws over 8 yards on his passes.
But yeah things are bleak if Leinart has already bowed out. But hey Kubes thinks Yates is a Schaub clone and he looked like it there to me.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
He's still a rook
And our only active QB….,
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Nov 27, 2011 1:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I love Schaub hanging out with Yates
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I was just thinking how much bigger Matt is compared to Yates…
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 27, 2011 1:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
If Leinart is out...
Our only current active QB is Yates. Clemens is inactive. Yikes.
Still, he looks good.
CASEY TIME
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
3rd QB rule
Emergency 3rd QBs can be activated
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
So KELLEN CLEMENS can get in his uni and warm up for the second half?!
Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...
by Norm Zelnick on Nov 27, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
No
New rules do not let you
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
I would think there is a clause that someone has gone down seriously...
Like commit to an IR placement or such…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If something happens then Leinart or Yates will play injured
There will just be a lot of handoffs
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Nov 27, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Rules changed
Everyone gets an extra active slot and no emergency QB activation.
by Karsh on Nov 27, 2011 1:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Tate and Foster wildcat?
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Holy shit.
Yates looked really good.
Wahts with the damn injuries? Football Gods frown upon the Texans.
by YohannDookeyblue on Nov 27, 2011 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Why does God hate Houston?
Was it something we said?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Nov 27, 2011 1:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
man the football gods hate the texasn!!!
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
I don't see one.
/that’s the joke?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Need moar andre
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Need Andre
Not to be committing PI penalties.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
from what looks like
at least Yates is willing throw more than 5 yards downfield
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
yates has a stronger arm than both shaub and leinhart
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F**K you're agenda
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:33 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
YOU MOVED THE HEADSTONES!
…BUT YOU DIDN’T MOVE THE BODIES!
Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.
by texpatriateCO on Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh..
The score should be 20-7, dammit foster
by TheDream34 on Nov 27, 2011 1:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
you mean 20-3?
Gives me confidence in the 2nd half. D playing lights out with the exception of one drive
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
were still up by 10 with the ball at the half
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F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
At least their offense sucks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
It's early
And he isn’t being helped by guys like Newton and Dalton playing well, but so far I haven’t seen much from him.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like Leinart might have a head injury not a shoulder injury.
Yates will probably play the rest of the gamrpe.
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
A slong as he stays within himself
Like he has
We will be OK
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck. Me.
With. A. Motherfucking. Chain. Saw.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
don't hurt my gerbils bitch...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If Leinart is out
for the remainder of the game I bet the Jags try and get as many questionable hits on Yates as possible. We know they hate us, wouldn’t be shocked to see them try and knock out our only health QB. Also, any big-name QB in this league gets 15 yards from Mincy driving them into the ground like that.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Nov 27, 2011 1:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Leinart's goes to the locker room.
First thought: Jesus take the wheel.
Now: QB controversy!!!!!
Sounds like Leinart might have a head injury not a shoulder injury.
Yates will probably play the rest of the gamrpe.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 27, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Yates
Throw to that guy named Andre. He’s starving out there.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
heard a report on Fox that sad Leinart
Has a head injury
by keener713 on Nov 27, 2011 1:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
So no one is excited...
…about the possibility of a Casey, Foster, Tate wishbone/single wing? I am disappoint.
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Count me in.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
I am literally wet with anticipation.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:37 PM CST reply actions
Hey guys
Dolfan here with no Fins to watch, so i’m enjoying RedZone here and there…
Why did I see TJ Yates at QB? Is Leinart injured or did he just suck it up?
hurttt...
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by Carter Liles on Nov 27, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch.
I was rooting for him. I still think he could be a good starting QB…
by DolfanVince86 on Nov 27, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
He had a nifty td pass.
Hung in the pocket and put it right in Dreessen’s breadbasket. We would have been fine with him. Hopefully we’ll be ok with Yates.
At least we have a good defense.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Leinart injured.
God hates us.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
injured left shoulder when hit by DB
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by WestTxTapper on Nov 27, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Correction
He was credited for 2 passes over 98 yards
Not his fault Dre pushed off
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Head injury, probably done for the game.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 27, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Head sounds better than shoulder right?
Then again these concussions can linger. Damn I don’t know.
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by loki-is-a-texan on Nov 27, 2011 1:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Sounds like Leinart might have a head injury not a shoulder injury.
Yates will probably play the rest of the gamrpe.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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The thing people aren't mentioning about Yates...
His UNC offense is essentially Houston’s offense. He’s got years in this…..HE GOT THIS.
"Lord, beer me strength."
^^^this please^^^^
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With a ten point lead
And our d? Should be ok. But for the rest of the season?
Ugh.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
There's no way Leinart is out for more than this game.
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Dude.
We’re the Texans. Leinart could well have some kind of funky internal injury that ends his career. It’s our luck.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 27, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Put the kool-aid down man.
To much of that stuff can be dangerous.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'm already drowning my sorrows in TJ Yates youtube highlights.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
TJ looked on, like he knows what to do.
Also, I can’t say for sure, but I’m thinking Leinart sucks it up and gets back out there.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I propose a new definition for the BRB glossary
Leinarted: Everything is going fine, and all of a sudden, for one reason or another, I pooped a little in my pants.
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by texpatriateCO on Nov 27, 2011 1:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Or rather Lein-sharted?
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by texpatriateCO on Nov 27, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and a rec for you!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
At least the Bucs are holding the BE-SF’s.
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Closing this one out and a Titans loss to go with it, would make me feel much better
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Ringo=which one is it
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So Colts score their first Offensive TD in November?
That is terribad
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Marc Kahlberg
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Where?
And OD really? I would have thought James Casey but whatever.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
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by Foster Child on Nov 27, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What? That's not good. I just remarked he would suck it up, but, maybe not....
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Shiva 4 deity 2011!!!!!!
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
that trany hell no
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Who else is there to consider?
All of the pundits say he’s our best shot
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
the Z key?
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by Carter Liles on Nov 27, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ahura Mazda
If we consider a throwback
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Nov 27, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Bite your blasphemous tongue
/sacrifices Cokeboys fan on alter of bones, drinks bleach
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by texpatriateCO on Nov 27, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Is Kubes allowed to suit up?
…he’s been running this offense for years and could probably still hit a five yard dump-off…
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Well Yates time.
Get Tate in there and let him beat up on the Jags.
Leinart out the rest of the game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Leinart has really bad luck
to get injured so quickly
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
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2nd Half thread?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Hey Yates
You’ll throw a pass over 8 yards to Andre more than once right? Please do so.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
wow
unbelievable.. HOU is cursed
Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron
fuck
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
so...why no runnnnn
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
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except that Arian Foster Yards = Rest of team yards
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Yeah he busted that long run.Overall though the run game has been stale.
Passing threat has been, well, weak.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
and he'll keep breaking them.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
this
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
got them stacked in there....
needs down field threat…oh, wait…
#80?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
At least he threw at Andre on 3rd down.....
Come on defense please get a TO.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Refresh the bewbs for moar O
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
...bewbs....?*
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
block in the back
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
And I have to spend the rest of my day after this game
in the library doing research…ugh please win Texans
What happened to Foster to the right, Tate to the left?
Kubes – don’t out think this one.
Thought they'd run more.
T least burn clock.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 27, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions
here
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LJcVDc94la8/TtJ4BWOkklI/AAAAAAAAA9U/X1Ol2zP0FR4/s1600/Marty-Light.jpg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 27, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Come on kubes quit being cute
And run the ball
by TheDream34 on Nov 27, 2011 1:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The run isnt going to go anywhere but burn the clock.
They know we are gonna run atleast 80% of the time.
..short mark?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
3rd Quarter Thread Up
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/11/27/2590142/game-day-open-thread-texans-jaguars
"Lord, beer me strength."
Gotta love
How the Announcer licks gabberts nuts!
WHERE THE FUCK IS 3rd QUATER THREAS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Right here
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/11/27/2590142/game-day-open-thread-texans-jaguars
"Lord, beer me strength."
lulz.
You’re awesome dude
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
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