Monday Night Football: Open Thread (Giants v. Saints)
by Tim on Nov 28, 2011 7:00 PM CST
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PrintWe live in a world with very few certainties. I feel confident, however, that I can promise you that no Houston Texans quarterback will be injured during this evening's contest between the Giants and Saints. Should you wish to discuss this guarantee or Monday Night Football as it transpires, I hereby present you with a venue to do so.
/waits for news that T.J. Yates was injured in freak pizza delivery mishap at his home
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I'm using this as a game thread.
So if I freak out and start yelling, ignore me like you ignored that uncle at your family reunions.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Please
post Christmas music.
/Trying to get either Tim or BFD ban your ass.
by Revenge of the Fallen on Nov 28, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
You suck Scrooge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTnzNeTWmE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
My only crime was trying to spread Christmas cheer.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
He admits it!
Ban him and throw away the key!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 28, 2011 7:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
yep, Obama is a secret Muslim who hates Christmas so Banksy will be getting waterboarded in Cuba tonight
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
/No Politics
forgot which thread this was in, so it’s possible people wouldn’t recognize that I’m joking.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
you had me at yup
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Haha
You fail!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 28, 2011 7:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah, totally believeable that the president is a secret extremist muslim.
will refuse to vote for him if he doesn’t order Banksy to be tortured tho.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
My punishment was to be forced to keep reading your movie quotes.
That seems to be a success so far.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Nov 28, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Detective John Kimble: Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
they are from good movies so that's not a punishment
you’ll be punished when I leave for boot. Excruciating withdrawal.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
it was white but that wasnt christmas cheer
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S CHRISTMAS CHEER IF I WEAR A SANTA HAT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
sandusky'd
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
the only thing going on in the showers that Banksy fail to report was Payton popping yummy vicodin.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
Overruled.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
We appeal!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
Your appeal is denied...and lacking.
Post as much Christmas stuff as you can stand, Banks.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
We appeal to a higher court!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
There is none.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
TO THE SUPREME COURT!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I've already bribed them.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
wow it's like the real court system...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Someone please stop these people from talking.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Texans need a break
I have been a fan since the Texans came about. I have seen some great games and some that left me shouting angrily at my television, but I have never seen an injury roller coaster like this. Keep the faith, true fans
by texan fan in cowboyland on Nov 28, 2011 7:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
welcome.
lurkin’ about since you signed up I see.
dont know if you’ve seen this but it helps with some of the vocabulary:
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/6/16/2227466/glossary-of-battle-red-blog-terms-second-edition-now-with-a-hint-of
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
vocabulary
Thanks for the info
by texan fan in cowboyland on Nov 28, 2011 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Welcome, tfic!
Put the beer in the fridge. Don’t look Banksy in the eye. He’ll just wet himself.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
GO G-MEN!!!
/cowbabies can’t win the division
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
same way i feel
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
way same feel I...
/yoda’d
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
finally...
we may have a decent mnf game!!!
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
Go Manning, Sproles, and Colston
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 28, 2011 7:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I root against 'em straight up,
but I’m not going to root vicariously like that. I like keeping Momma happy and she is definitely a Who Dat.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
.failed reply...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
MORE MOORE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Sad news.
Battle Red Onion reports that the crate used to carry T.J. Yates from the Jaguars game has rusty nails which pierced Yates’ shoulder.
Yates will miss the rest of the season as he battles a serious bout of tetanus.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
LOCKJAW!!!!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
that's fine.
we’ve got kellen clemens
/#kubiakbelievesinanyonewhomightknowhowtothrowafootball
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
who was smart enought to bench jimmy graham?
THIS GUY
/FUCK YOU THURSDAY GAMES
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:45 PM CST reply actions
I have a feeling benching the Giants D for the Stillers D was wise this week...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
no one cares about your fantasy team
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Arian Foster is secretly pissed at CJ2ypc for fucking up his fantasy team.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
I do... thus someone cares.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEH
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Daniels would've completed that pass.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
before or after he got explosive diarrhea vaginitis?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yates headed up to Houston Texans Grille
instead of ordering a pizza. Lets hope nothing bad happens.
He's done for the year.
Tetanus.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
is that the greek god of t&a?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Sure, why not.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fake punt!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Er, kick.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
GENIUS COACH IS GENIUS!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
You guys did want excitement right?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
lol...
juuuuust a bit short
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Sean Payton just stepped on his massive balls.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
And tore his other ACL.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Hey guys what's going on in this thread
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
holy shit!!!!he's lost
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I was wondering why this wasn't a porn site.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
If it'll help, we could get Banks to do a strip tease for you.
/stabs out mind’s eye at that image
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Too young.
And not Filipino enough.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder what Jordan is up to.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
doing his panda thing
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
wait, it isn't...
TALK ABOUT FALSE ADVERTISING!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
it's a party...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
We're discussing the finer points of Tolstoy's earlier works.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
There are some?
/Russian lit hater
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
I can't even bring myself to read any of it to be honest.
Too dense and depressing for me.
Not as uplifting as Scandinavian lit.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
The Death of Ivan Ilyich and Lotila are all the Russian lit I've read
probably not a representative sample, but if it’s anywhere close I’ll happily pass.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Don't get me started on Lolita
Such a piece of overrated crap.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
You mean like the Tennessee Titans?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 28, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
but he just winz the gamez
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
T.J. Yates does it better.
But we have a “quarterback problem!”
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
he doesn't even have to throw the ball for a completion for an entire half
like those other guys
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Nah. That's more about incest than pedophilia.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
A Packers fan dissing the Titans?
This is …. awkward.
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Nov 28, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Dave Ball is the man
Whenever he gets a sack, we can yell out BALL SACK really loudly and not get in trouble for it.
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Nov 28, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
it's at least interesting, just for being transgresive
though really all the use I’ve got out of it in to last couple years is some lulz for keeping it on the same row of my “kids books” shelf as Harry Potter and Chronicles of Narnia.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
I guess it's interesting if you want to read through a dense tome of Victorian flowery bullshit.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
it was something I was forced to read for a class
so that effects the standard. If you have to read something and it’s halfdecent then it seems good.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
and really it wasn't the most fucked up thing they assigned for that class
“‘Tis a Pity She’s a Whore” and some of the other stuff I don’t remember was either as much or more fucked up, and wasn’t as well written.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Look, haters...
Actually, it depends on what you read. One of my 1400 minors in college was Russian Lit. Lolita is ass, but there’s a ton of great stuff out there, especially turn of the 20th century lit. You just need to get past the crap and get to the And Quiet Flowed the Don and stuff like that.
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That's fair.
I’m not saying Russians can’t write. But the basic Russian stuff that is bandied about as classic is pretty overrated on the whole.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
.......
Yes that’s two copies of Pro Football Prospectus on the shelf below. Rec just for that.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How are the Artemis Fowl books?
Safe for an 8-yo?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
But none since I came on staff.
For shame!
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by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
those are all in PDF form aren't they?
I have those too, just not on my shelf
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
They're on Amazon in physical form too
I have one!
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by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
well I heed the Lorax
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
I get to write every AFC South chapter next year
And I am already stocking up on Absinthe.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
if you can't include the phrase
“Curtis Painter playing QB makes the baby Jesus cry”
I’ll be disappointed.
Though I would accept it making Peyton’s twin cry.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Well I was actually going to do the research on him.
You know, watch the tape and such.
Your way could work too — it’s just that if we don’t back up assertions with facts, people tend to whine about it.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
last I checked Gabbert was pretty much the only worse QB than Painter
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Seems factual to me
And I am petitioning Aaron to let me run an ASCII facepalm for his player comment.
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by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Greatest draft pick ever!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
not actually true
only read stuff in the public domain online, and buy quite a few books I want to read.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I still disagree with your assessment that War and Peace was essentially a story about a man and his dog...
but damnit I respect your opinions.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
The dog was symbolic!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
But how could he be symbolic while the fleas were literal...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
The fleas represent the meaninglessness of life.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
MIND. BLOWN.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
I liked it up until the one yard short thing.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
soo... don't play NFL games like they are Madden?
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This Just In
Dave Ragone and Tony Banks were both injured in a bizarre accident involving a Double-Down sandwich and a VW Microbus. (AP)
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WILL HERRIGN!??!?!?!??!
HOW!?!??!?!?!??!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Oh sure, now he's fucking useful.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Dude has sucked for the few games he wasn't injured this year.
I…I’m shocked that he even made it on the field much less did..THAT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Will Herring is just trolling you.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 28, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Nice pass, Manning!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 28, 2011 8:01 PM CST reply actions
OMG REFS WHY YOU NO CALL PASS INTERFERENCE!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Most exciting 0-0 game ever?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Flagged. Possibly drunk.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
I don't hear a No.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Nov 28, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
Everybody needs a turtle
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
God I love PT.
Most underated back in NFL right now.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
shit. gruden is terrible at every job he has
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
you post...just like ...he talks
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This guy...this is the guy who catches things.
No one can catch things like this guy – he’s on a whole other level.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I like Jaworski
He’s not a very good color man though — thinks too much.
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by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
It's a wonder ESPN allows him to work there if he thinks too much.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
LOL. Jon Gruden got shot down
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
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ILLTELL YOU A BETTER FREE AGENT AQUISITION!!!
JONATHON MUTHA FUCKIN BETTA NOT PASS IT CUZ IM BOUTS TA NAB IT JOSEPH, BITCH!!!"
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions
tell us how you really feel
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Internet Tourettes?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
did you like the new nickname tho?
Jonathon “Betta not pass it…. cuz im bouts ta nab it” Joseph?
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
thats what i woulda said
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 8:09 PM CST reply actions
Brees throwing high.
He’s afraid of interceptions.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
yeah but tebus leaps entire fuckin cities
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
The only reason people say sproles
Was the best free agent pick up is because the saints are on national tv a lot so everyone gets to see him. Don’t get me wrong sproles was great, but if people really watched us, they would realize Joseph was the best signing.
by TheDream34 on Nov 28, 2011 8:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
nuh uh
wade phillips was
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
It's really close, imo.
Sproles reinvigorated this offense like nothing before since the signing of Brees. What he does is unreal. Now if he could play corner….
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
No way
Joseph is the single most indispensable player on the team. Without him, we would be completely fu><><or3d.
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JoJo first.
Sproles right behind him by a hair.
My fault for not explaining that better.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
well then why doesn't the team website have his jersey?
i was gonna buy three of them. i can’t do that shit anymore
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Sproles is the spawn of Satan.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
MOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
season isn't near as good as 1 or 4
tho Mos Def was really good.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
yeah I'm at the point in the season where Mos Def does something
and then Dexter does something if you know what I’m saying. Great show and good season but probably second worse to S3 right now.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
def like Mos Def more than Prado and the woman from season 5
tho need to see where the full season goes to really judge.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
skipped seasons 3-4
could not stand his wife. nagnagnagnagnag. glad they took care of her in season 5
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
ahh
you had her when she was good. When they got married she became a monster…. there’s a marriage joke in there somewhere I’m sure.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
she was portrayed inconsistently.
most of the series she was a good person then for much of season 4 I would have been happy to see her go, then at the very end they redeemed her, just in time for her killing off to be tragic.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
John Lithgow was fantastic in season 4
and the way he took care of my problems with the season finale…. great stuff
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
your problems?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
with certain individuals in the series
trying not to be a spoiler just in case someone is 3 years behind the time.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
Lithgow was fantastic
don’t know the actor that does his brother, but between the writing and him he’s been great in all appearances.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
so what's the best way to enojy those two seasons?
skip any scenes his wife is in?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
she is inconsistently written.
reminds me of Cutty in House. Can be a positive or negative depending on how the writer of that episode chooses to portray her.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
reason i stopped watching house
even 13’s hotness could not help overcome her downer of a character
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
honestly I think I'd give up on Dexter before House
just because Laurie as House is inherently a better character than Michael C. Hall as Dexter.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
i gave up house because it was always the same recipe
he was a dick for 58 minutes and in the last 30 seconds he figured out the problem. at least with dexter no two episodes are the same. at least not back to back
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
House is very formulaic. No denying that, even as a fanboy.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
also why i watch boardwalk empire
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Nip/Tuck..
Ive seen that entire series 3 different times. One of the best TV shows ive ever seen. start to finish
The Wire is the best show ever.
I’ll fight anyone that disagrees.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
watched the whole series on TV Links
no excuse to not be using your free time on watching it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
if its as good as advertised
I want to watch on something besides a netbook. That’s why I’m saving it… waiting for Netflix
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
it's phenominal
though slow paced. The first 2 minutes hooked me, but it was hours in before it really started to pay off on it’s promise, thought it did in spades.
Openning:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmIvu1yg3bU
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
I've never watched it
but I’m highly skeptical.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
and Dexter is seeming a lot like House recently.
Writing has gone downhill significantly, but I still enjoy the main character enough to watch.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I do think Collin Hanks' character will finish the season strong
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
could be, the season's quality is largely tied to how good the characters playing off Dexter are.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
i think after a while they just run out of ways to make the character interesting
forgetting that the other stuff doesn’t matter. let them keep doing what they do without so much backstory
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
this season so far they've just reset him to being the brilliant, brutally sarcastic ass he was at the start
that alone is fun enough for me.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
might have to start watching again
did dexter kill cuddy?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
she's gone from the show this season.
but because House either followed his assholerly to the logical conclusion or jumped the shark depending on your view.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
but for the last couple episodes they made her sympathetic again
so the finale would hurt.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
fuck you commercials for making me hate all of your products
whoever came up with all of your songs deserves to be kicked in the nuts from now until death. and then in the afterlife
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:14 PM CST reply actions
i literally get naseated
people get paid big bucks for this garbage
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
if moore can put up just a lil more yds or another td ill forgive him
for the 2 pt conversion….. not the td though
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 8:15 PM CST reply actions
Did the Texans get Favre yet?
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...oh wait...no I didn't
diaf
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Too far.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
what?
i was talking about farve
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh
Carry on then.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
We can dig it.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
I was kidding if it is any consolation.
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...oh wait...no I didn't
Oh we could tell, don't worry.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Let's put Porter on a fullback.
A small corner made of glass is the perfect counter to a big fat man right?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
i hope they dont clamp down on moore
daddy needs this
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 8:28 PM CST reply actions
He should have a 100+ yard game.
When Saints target a guy like this, he’s the player of the game.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Fucking refs.
I’m so tired of every team I root for getting fucked over by the refs
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
If that's not the face of the next great QB, I don't know what is.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
All he has to do
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
is win the gamez
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
I swear every season since the giants super bowl year, there is always a time where the giants look like the best or second best team in the NFL. Then for some reason they always seem to collapse.
by TheDream34 on Nov 28, 2011 8:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
caption time
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions
You're right
It’s glorious!
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Owwwww!!! You shattered my forearm!!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Chill Bro! I gots this!
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Consider this.
The last quarterback that replaced Leinart also wore 13.
Kurt Warner.
Coincidence? I choose to think not!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
and that is a fist bump.
dre taught it to me. kinda hip huh?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
..winner....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Back to the QB whose haircut you can set your watch to.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Never realized it until I started comparing him to Leinart.
In other random thoughts, does TJ stand for anything, or is his name TeeJay?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Quite.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
you are now under FBI investigation
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
What do you mean "now?"
They’ve been investigating since I used Chairman Meow as my avatar.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
//////////
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Capitalist pig cat!!!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
........
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like my mom's cat.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like my mother-in-law
And her sister. ///big fucking sigh///
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slip ipecac into her food regularly
keeps her thin and you can get bonus points for holding her hair while she pukes.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
She goes about three-fitty
So, no.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Tree-fitty?
Dayum!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
*hopes mom's cat isn't code for something else*
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Prevert.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
thas nastee...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That one may be bigger than my friend's cat.
A 40-pound maine coon.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
If he hadn't died 9 years ago
We’d bring him in, too.
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drew brees is BUM!!!!!!
START CHASED DANIELS
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Release DREW BREES!
so the texans can pick him up
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Can I haz one defensive stop?
ugh this defense
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wasn't there a big one earlier?
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Yes and we may not see another for 5 games.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
does your defensive have frank bush as it d-coordinator?
NO?!?! then you don’t know pain. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
You did haz one.
His name is Will Herring.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
shake have you seen the episode where Dexter goes to Nebraska?
this season is picking up
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
DOES HE KILL BO PELINI?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
he tries but it weakens him to the point of exhaustion
all Pelini has to show for the encounter is a scar on his forehead
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
as ccmolio (sp) said, it got weird
that’s not nessessarily good, but it’s better then boring.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
That was all kinds of stupid
Like new and improved stupid.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You really could hear Brees audible
Imagine that….the home crowd quiet for the home offense to operate. CRAZY!
"Lord, beer me strength."
yeah. next thing you are gonna tell me is the crowd was in the stadium on time.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
you can't imagine that cause your fan base sucks
/trollololol
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
Yeah!
If they were like ours they would be quiet all the time!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
its a good thing the silence helps painter on how he plays the game
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
LEAVE CURTIS ALONE!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
i think on FOX
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
TEXAS VS A&M
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
the rematch?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
27-25
No rematch needed.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
FOR.THE.NEXT.8.YEARS.
SUCK IT A&M
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
I must admit, I'm going to be very amused watching A&M get slapped around by LSU and Alabama until the end of eternity.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN should be doing it
They have BCS rights and usually do the normal bowls after it
"Lord, beer me strength."
Alamo Bowl probably going to have the better match-up
I’d guess Baylor vs. Washington
Texas Bowl probably looking at Purdue and Missouri
"Lord, beer me strength."
not even sure they will get a bowl game.
Oklahoma State 10-1
Kansas State 9-2
Oklahoma 9-2
Baylor 8-3
Missouri 7-5
Texas 7-4
Texas A&M 6-6
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Sad trombone
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A&M and Missouri...
I expect some collusion to send them to the “lowest” two Big 12 bowls honestly.
"Lord, beer me strength."
This.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
COLSTON BITCHES
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
HOW ARE YOU NOT EXCITED?!
DON’T YOU WANT A HIGH SCORING GAME!??!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
giants comeback in the second half
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
i love troy!1!1!!1 great movie
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
THIS IS SPARTA!
Wait…wrong movie.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
LOUD NOISES!!!!!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
can anyone tell me the hell accruacy is?
jaworski keeps mentioning it
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:05 PM CST reply actions
it's plays that give Jaws a boner straight up the middle.
rather than curving off to either side.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Seabass would have made that one.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
Over 550 yards of offense have been scored so far.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
*accumulated
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
we scored a first down!!
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
yo lets sign that qb in the orange
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions
was chris berman choking or coughing up flem right now?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:15 PM CST reply actions
You sure he wasn't just talking?
They seem pretty interchangeable for him.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
He talks?
When the hell did this happen? Is this a recent development?
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Have you never heard him on the radio or on Chron podcasts?
His voice is terrible. TERRIBLE.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Actually I used to listen to him when he came on the radio.
Still couldn’t understand him since he was so full of shit it was coming out of his mouth.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Texas drawl
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 28, 2011 9:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
not even
sounds like a bad impersonation of batman from the dark knight
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Pancakes brother....from another mother! Sound just alike!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKl_M17CwvQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 28, 2011 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
they showed leinart getting hurt
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
HOORAY VALIDATION!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
In all fairness, everyone's defense smashes the Glitter Kittehs.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
You know...if someone just nuked Bristol, CT I think I might be okay with that.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Did anyone catch that shot of Fresno States Finest....?
David Carr!!! I believe in second chances!!!!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU longhorn network!!!!!
time warner, y u no have?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Nobody has it though.
The Longhorns are such a privilege to watch, that nobody is allowed to watch it unless they watch on their special network; and that network is SOOOOOOOOOO exclusive that they don’t want any cable outfit to carry it. None of them are good enough for the Longhorn network.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Full of hate
Completely full of hate.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I actually like the Longhorns somewhat.
Less than I used to, but I still like them. This Longhorn Network, for some reason, just rubs me the wrong way.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
It's shit
Absolute shit.
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i can stream the game or watch them if i get student tickets.
but we almost lost the conference because of this. should have been better organized
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
coulda been the texas - texas a&m network
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
That would've involved sharing.
Unacceptable.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sharing with the little brother with the inferiority complex, at least.
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little brother wouldn't have it. dumb decision in my opinion
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Little brother wouldn't have it...
…because big brother wanted to split the overhead costs 50-50, and then take 75% of the revenue.
well i hope they enjoy being basement dwellers in the sec
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
Is this worth a FanShot?
The Texans are working out free agent QBs Jeff Garcia and Jake Delhomme on Tuesday.
Right now they are clearly vying for the backup job behind rookie T.J. Yates, but if either of them can still play they make for somewhat compelling options. The Texans have a playoff-caliber team and need a game manager, and not a rookie learning on the job. Neither veteran signal-caller should be viewed as a savior to the Texans’ overall woes with Matt Schaub on I.R.
I just threw up in my own mouth.
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JEFF GARCIA!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Don't make me ban you
Also, I’m taking your advice and buying a new monitor. Hooray for you!
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I live to serve, O' Great One.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
between those two i would rather have
daniels get his tebow on along with thor. go old school on everybody
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch!!!
He got KTFO!!!!
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by TXinCA on Nov 28, 2011 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
FUCKING REFS
I HOPE YOUR EYES GET STABBED OUT BY A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
NOT LIKE YOu'RE GOING TO USE THEM ANYWAY FUCKERS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
tell us how you really fell, Jon...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
CHASED DAMIELS!
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I think Brandon Jacobs just killed Roman Harper.
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I think that was the worst TD dance I've ever seen.
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it was nice. a touch of louisiana
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Where was the penalty for hitting a defenseless safety?
;-)
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by TXinCA on Nov 28, 2011 9:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I want to fucking kill these refs.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'll sacrifice them to football gods for yates to become Tom Brady pt deux
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
/hides JaBu and rum
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
LOL
Banksy mad.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
THEY WON'T CALL THE HOLDS.
THEY KEEP HOLDING WILL SMITH, WHERE’S THE CALL? They give warnings to the Giants for taunting, we get phantom opi and PF flags
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
'sgood for primetime ratings....keeps the game close....makes it more entertaining....AARON BROOKS!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Dwight Freeney laughs at your anger.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
You should be used to it by now Jon
We shoved everything Saints down everyones throat in 09. They are scared it will happen again……and do everything to prevent it.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
by AcquiredPanic on Nov 28, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
fucking refs piss me off.
I hate them
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
lol
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
I can probably get some names and addresses
I’m only driving though…..whatever happens when you get out the car, is on you, lol.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
by AcquiredPanic on Nov 28, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
WTF?
Another Saints fan?
Time to burn this motherfucker DOWN.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Let's not get hasty here.
Let’s at least try fumigating first. If that doesn’t work then we’ll burn the mutha down.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
We are on exile from CSC.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
you belong in the basement
this is the people area
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Self exile
I’m getting an army together to retake the city
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
by AcquiredPanic on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
It's better here, anyway.
/steals beer out of fridge
//butts cigarette on couch arm
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
No censoring and no cuddling of trolls who think throwing the word “child molester” is funny.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yeah.
To the censoring part. Trolls are so cuddly, though!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
And the little gem in their bellies is good luck!!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Whining and bitching while up 18 points.
/smh
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Granted, it was before the score.
Plus, the refs have been fucking over the Saints like they have been the Texans. I’m tired of it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Notice how the defense hits Brees in the head?
Watch as the refs throw all those flags….wait…
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
bad challenge. QB has to have their whole body beyond the LOS
which isn’t even close
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Have you seen these refs?
They might do it just because they want coughlin to be happy.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
If the Saints want to do a toss, it should be to Sproles, he gets the first down thanks to his speed.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
PIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
nice screen by Brees and....score!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Too bad style points don't count in FF.
36 and counting.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
that DB is going to cry himself to sleep tonight.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Who let's Drew Brees run the ball in on you?
The only worse thing would be if Matt Schaub would run it in….oh…LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
did that happen in the Indy game?
too long ago and I was probably drunk as well.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
then
ahahahaha fuck those turrible guys that gave up a big rushing play to Schaub1!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
No, worse would be Peyton Manning running it in.
With or without neck injury.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
i got this...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Drew Brees from?
Austin, TX, thank you very much.
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You should feel bad for him.
Hairline is going.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Watch it now
Chicks dig bald dudes. And by dig, I mean they want to dig a hole in the ground and stick me in that thing.
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lulz
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I thought you meant gold dig.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Nah
That would mean at least occasional sex.
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True.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
And no one in Texas would recruit him
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
by AcquiredPanic on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
John Mackovic
My college version of Frank Bush.
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Frank bush is wade phillips combated to that fuck bag
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I love your autocorrect
You gonna beat Okie State?
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Auto correct can suck it!
Who knows. They play up or down to their opponent, but don’t think we have enough guys healthy to really put it on him. Think we pull it out somehow in the end. They always seem to against mike gundy
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by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2011 10:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
why haven't the texans givens chris simms a call?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 9:55 PM CST reply actions
I'd give Major Applewhite a call, first.
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Are you even old enough to remember that?
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't he play for UT for like 50 years?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
He would've never started in the NFL
But, wow, he had incredible accuracy, especially on the deep ball. He was a blast to watch.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
only old enough to remember vince young and colt mccoyz
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
I’m not Banks young now.
Chris Simms….so much hype but could never deliver.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Only got playing time because of his dad!
I hated when Mack sat Major Applewhite in favor of baby Simms!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Nov 28, 2011 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no spleen
Kubiak things he lacks the guts for a playoff run.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
They have got to be doing the reviews at full speed.
Only way to explain the rash of ass calls this year.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Fucking refs!!!
THIS IS JUST PART OF THE GIANT REFEREE CONSPIRACY TO LULL THE SAINTS INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BY PRETENDING TO RULE AGAINST THE GIANTS…TWICE!!!!
LOUD NOISES!!!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 9:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Make up call.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Of course, Tinfoil Hatter.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
/fixes tinfoil hat
//correct the reception
///THE VOICES
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
watching the rest of the game from bed
might not have internet. If I don’t, night all.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Say goodnight to Internet porn for me.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
The pr0n never sleeps...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
not going to see that until I'm sober
sorry.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Of course it's a touchdown!
They just want the Giants to get the ball sooner rather than later!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Fuckin' refs.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Says the cat who was complaining after the Texans beat the Jags.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
When was I complaining?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Geez....When weren't you?
/flees
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Remind me, how's Curtis Painter working out for you again?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
He's working out great!
The more we play him, the better our chances at the #1 draft pick!! ;)
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Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
You're just jealous because we still have a QB on our roster who isn't fresh out of diapers or dead.
/re-flees
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
No, he just plays like it.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
/pre-flees
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Go Baby Peyton!
contract AIDS Drew Brees!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
lulz
Your bitterness is overwhelming.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
.........................
Taunting…yeah..Let’s not call it on Jacobs though.
/YES I’M BITCHING UT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Eh, it's not fun anymore taunting you, Weird Uncle Bob.
Besides, if I taunt you anymore I might draw a flag.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
lulz
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
lol DonoDrew McBrees there
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
What?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
one hopped an easy pass
the McNabb special.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
He did that because he was throwing it away.
Busted screen.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
whatever BressButtbuddy
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
How’s that Manning retirement party coming?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Nov 28, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
still hypothetical fuckface
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Nov 28, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
less than 50% hypothetical though.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Rec'ed
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, I just have to ask:
What the HELL was the punter thinking? I just turned to the game and wasn’t watching closely when I saw the guy just take off and get body slammed. What happened? Why’d he take off? Was it a bad snap or something?
--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Bad snap
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Ahh.
I wondered. Thanks.
--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
mmmmm not much better than watching a game not including your team while in bed
comfy and can troll hard, then when shit looks bad actually pass out.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Victor Cruz is still open.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Roman Harper is unsure how this coverage thing works.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'm sure Eugene Wilson would be happy to give him pointers.
I don’t think he’s doing anything right now.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I'm not the only one who saw that facemask on Sproles right?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Get real.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
he ain't bitchin'
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That wasn't a flag!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:26 PM CST reply actions
Fuckin' refs!
Trying to give the Saints the game with their cheating!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Damn.
KTFO and popped back up.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
NOMNOMNOM 40BURGER
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
.........
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
It's ok.
Nothing will ever be better than the 60 burger I got to enjoy earlier this year.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Nov 28, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rams
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Every team in the league.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Nov 28, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You're just jealous because we get Andrew Luck when it's obvious you need him to replace a rapidly declining Drew Brees.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
LOL.
Sure thing. How’s that Manning doll you cuddle to sleep as you try to fix it’s neck?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It's so funny to make fun of serious neck injuries!
No wonder they ran you off of CSC.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Being run off SBN sites is very rare, huh?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I have a feeling it won't be for you.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Jeez.
Hit a sensitive spot?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It's usually considered bad form to make fun of possibly career-ending injuries.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
feel better.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
how the flying fuck is that a flag?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:40 PM CST reply actions
OMG! The refs! WTF!?!?!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:40 PM CST reply actions
Lol.
You guys are desperate tonight.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
...tonight?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
lulz
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That is the biggest bitch call I have seen all year
The referee is wearing pink underwear.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
what is wrong with pink underwear?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
That I don't get to see it!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
it's gangster brother!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
boston fan?
what are you doing here? I is confused :/
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by Carter Liles on Nov 28, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
they let me stay because i have b00bs.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
So do I
You don’t see me bragging.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
it wasn't a brag, just an explanation.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
also...pics or gtfo.
actually on second thought. nevermind.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
That's a rabbit hole of hate
Pure, pure ugliness. I AM down to an A cup these days, though!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
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by Carter Liles on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
lets try that again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16cWiWj—8E
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by Carter Liles on Nov 28, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
ohhhhhh.... thaaaaat explains the pink underwear comment!
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by Carter Liles on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
photoshopped
i knew ive seen a few in my day
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
This place is a melting pot for all kinds of wanton internet rejects.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
so what's wrong with fetushead?
he looks fine to me.
/not trolling
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:43 PM CST reply actions
Still rehabbing.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
rehabbing what?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
His neck?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
is it a muscle or ligament?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
He had the vertebrae in his neck fused.
There was also nerve damage that affected his throwing arm.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
nerver damage?
how is that affecting his arm.
/not seeing connection between neck and arm throwing
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
um. iz all connected.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Nov 28, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5yoQB7-Yxo
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
which bone is connected to the sandwich she should be making in the kitchen?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
/outta here till mushroom cloud clears
/grabs Dillo
/drops Dillo and whistles
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Your spine is a major part of your central nervous system?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
i know that much.
but how does he have a pinched nerve or something that is preventing him from throwing the ball?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
His original neck surgery to repair the discs in his neck did not work correctly and there was lingering nerve damage which affected his throwing arm.
The second surgery to fuse the vertebrae were supposed to correct that. Now we’re waiting to see if it did.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
mostly a strength issue, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yes.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
oh ok.
so if the nerve can’t be fixed how does that affect his everyday life?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
He can't throw footballs.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
or...uhhmmm...you know, that other thing he does with his right arm...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
wipe his forehead?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
I love being ambidextrous!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
hand cheat
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
My fun arrogant fact for the day
I was carrying a 201 bowling average RH, but I hurt my wrist wrestling with the kids (yes, I’m a weinie).
I switched to bowling LH. Averaging 151.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
how about using both?
or playing a real sport?
/doesn’t play anything
/runs a 4.4 5 yard dash
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
The joke's on you!
I can’t run anymore!
Oh, wait….
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
my 40 time is faster than matt schaub as a linemen.
i will always take pride in that!
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by Carter Liles on Nov 28, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Left hand or right hand.
Pick a side, we’re at war!
/Colbert’d
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
vvv yeah, that. vvv
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Diminished sensation and control in his dominant arm.
Depending on how bad it is, it could make a lot of normal life activities difficult. Or, it may not have an impact on living, but end his career as a spear chucker.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
The nerves that control your arm come out of your neck.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Neck has spine. Spine has nerves. Nerves run throughout body. Pinch in neck affects spine. Affects nerves going to arms. Makes it hard to throw football.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
drew brees sucks
y no u get 400 yards? bench him. BRING IN CHASED DANIEL
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM CST reply actions
lol
At least you got his last name right.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
bestest staring quarterback on the bench evar
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
LOL David Carr. I'm a witness!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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shoulda drafted janikowski in the first round
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
There's one team in a league I'm in
And I shit you not.
Brees
Green Ellis
McCoy
Stevie Johnson
Moore
Plexiglass
Graham
Seabass
Balt
Overall, I’m beating them, but goodness.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
weak
i see no grittiness or high motor players
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
WOOHOO!
I won my FF match-up by .32! Sweet revenge after losing by .04 last week.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 11:02 PM CST reply actions
Drew Brees cost me my fantasy game. Fucker.
/still 1st, 1st, and 2nd in his leagues….
"Lord, beer me strength."
1st, 2nd, and sucky in the BRB league
Dammit.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
I had Eli and Cruz going into tonight and the other guy had Brees and the Giants D.
I thought I was fucked until the 2 TD hook-ups between Eli and Victor Cruz.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
And the Giants D scored a -4. LOL
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
fuck u
played them instead of the lions d.
/wtf was i thinking
/so glad not playing for money
/has no money
/crying in corner
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Brees gave me 44 points that I didn't even need.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 28, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
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