Texans to Work Out Jeff Garcia, Jake Delhomme, and Dan Pastorini
Via Pancakes' Twitter account. I may have made one of those names up.
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You crack me up...
Jake Delhomme… how gullible do you think we are?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I'm freaking dying here
Nicely done.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
....
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
You actually got me there, before I read the caption.
I was about to explode. I don’t know whether it was with happiness or fear, but an explosion was definitely coming.
It's kinda like the movie Major League
“This guy here is dead.”
“Cross him off, then.”
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
"Naaaah, I don't know....Charlie, can you call me back? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls."
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Nov 28, 2011 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Funny
That’s what Kenny Stabler said when we called him.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Garcia's wife = winning
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2011 9:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
that's why
he keeps getting called.
They have the security guards check the car for her on the way in.
Yates - our current game manager.
why not bucky richardson
He’s under ninety and not named favre
by HTown80 on Nov 28, 2011 10:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's just ridiculous
Is Cody Carlson still available?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Nov 28, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
OT a bit but
Peyton really looks like he wants to come back this year. With us starting a 3rd string rookie, if Peyton plays that game no longer is a gimme
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 28, 2011 10:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
if Peyton plays that game
He’s going in for another surgery that night….. Not wishing, just saying.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Nov 28, 2011 10:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
agreed
If he comes back this season, he may want to have the “flu” for the game against us. Peyton has NEVER played against a texans d like this one. Epic Fucking Fail!!!
Question: If he got injured against us, would it be because we’re a dirty team?
by HTown80 on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No...
Just arrogant
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I want to see Peighton back
just not this year.. I mean there’s just no way the Colts organization could be so stupid as to not give him the extra time off for his nerve to regenerate. I’d be very surprised if he didn’t work something out with them where he could throw for them in the offseason before he is due to be paid.
The only reason he wants to play
Is to ruin their chances of getting Luck ; )
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Hypothetical Question, but
how much Wranglers would the Texans have to throw at the ol senile ,washed up, dick photography enthusiast, crazy bastard gunslinger to throw down his walker, and pick up the pigskin?
Disclaimer: I am not endorsing any contact with Favre, just curious what kind of pocket change he would demand..
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
too much + a date with AMR
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Nov 28, 2011 10:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Okay how much less if we don't make him go out with AMR?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
What if we promise she won't talk?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I'm afraid AMR would be a dealbreaker...
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
ok ok, no AMR but
he has to leave al cell phones with the security guard into reliant, we pay him in some sweet, sweet Wisconsin Cheddar, AND he can have all dinners at 5:15 with McNair and Phillips.
To sweeten the deal, we make him eligible for all Senior Citizens discounts throughout Houston. Think of all the Luby’s we have around here. I’m just saying that would be in my pitch…
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
So Texans are done to Garcia and Dlehomme
Please go with Garcia.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
The lesser of two evils?
by brightshinies on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't Pancakes throwing Brodie Croyle around earlier?
Regardless, I’ll take Garcia. He’s been there, and should have just enough left in his arm to throw some slants and short range stuff. If he were to be called on, of course.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
would still rather have sage
He even knows the system.
by HTown80 on Nov 28, 2011 11:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He is not a choice
Fins will not release him
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 29, 2011 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
A testicle > croyle
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2011 11:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
croyle>favre?
No, vagina>favre
by HTown80 on Nov 28, 2011 11:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
this^^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Nov 29, 2011 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
rec'd for tits after "this"
I love tits. Just not my wife’s. Strange huh?
by HTown80 on Nov 29, 2011 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Unless it's prolapsed
Please, for the love of Tebow, don’t look that up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
i think it's ok
As long as it was your dimensions that prolapsed it. Forgive me tesus.
by HTown80 on Nov 29, 2011 1:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Don't worry guys
T.j Yates is going to be good because skip bayless says he likes him
by TheDream34 on Nov 29, 2011 12:23 AM CST via mobile reply actions
now all we need
Is gruden and pancakes to jump on the yates wagon and we’re set.
by HTown80 on Nov 29, 2011 12:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
and HE'S AREAL FOOTBALL PLAYER
for the texans
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
HE CAN HIT THE A GAP
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Nov 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Jake Delhomme is a figment of the media's imagination.
SIGN JOE NAMATH!!!
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the Texans are about to sign a gay dude at QB aren't they?
by b0ng on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions
ah shit!!!!!
The texans are signing ricky martin?
by HTown80 on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
just trolled over to meth city testicles
Apparently, through the rest of the schedule, our only win will be against the colts. Now i’m really bummed. I mean, those guys(who marry their sisters) really know what they’re talking about when it comes to football(and marrying sisters).
/sarcasm(except for the marrying sisters part)
by HTown80 on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
yeah that means that we finish at 9-7
they will probably go undefeated. well at least we have next year
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
so what you are saying is they have a chance.
/besfd
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 8:05 AM CST up reply actions
Lockout Workout Question
Did T.J. Yates work out with the team during the stoppage? I vaguely remember that he was running drills with Schaub over at Rice Stadium. Can anybody confirm that? He’s taken reps with The Great One while he was injured, QB whisperer drafted him. Should I shoot myself for yelling during the draft for a wr#2? I’m kind of happy “Plan C” will be the starter. 11 weeks watching teh schaub,might account for something…right?
by Fastalkerus_Prime on Nov 29, 2011 4:20 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I read he, Schaub, and DanO worked out together. Where was Leinart?
Yates - our current game manager.
by texanphil on Nov 29, 2011 7:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
doesn't matter. got bitches....wait
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 7:59 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
me too
I had to hide the “creepy pic alarm” as I did it, but it is pretty funny. The wade one is major eww factor though.
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
I hate the Favre talk
and the media talks about it like we’ve been calling Favre since Schaub went down. And no to Garrad either. Hopefully TJ hits the ground running and maybe shocks the league with a playoff win. At least my fandom is strong….today
Mine is stronger
This team is awesome.
Yates - our current game manager.
by texanphil on Nov 29, 2011 7:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
let's see how many people jump off after our next loss
even though we can still make the playoffs
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
You mean IF there is a next loss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 29, 2011 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
Well if it happens...
And there are some jumpers, the silver lining will be that there’d be less Favre talk around these parts!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 29, 2011 9:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If we hired Farvre
I would be rooting for his career ending injury. Better yet, let’s start a rumor that Indy wants him. Then we can be the ones that end it.
Del Rio has been fired.
Can’t blame ’em.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2011/11/jack-del-rio-fired/1
by morecowbell-lesscowboys on Nov 29, 2011 8:26 AM CST reply actions
Who's next? Mike Smith?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
.....
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Jake Delhomme? He needs to go start a cologne business like his brother POUR
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
by MeMongo on Nov 29, 2011 8:29 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
funny...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
here is their first commercial
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 8:41 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Question:
I haven’t even really thought about it until a saw his name on a poll on xfinity’s website(searching thru “NFL Power rankings” on google, I stumbled upon it…).
Buuuuuttt… what about Kurt Warner? Could he be an option? AND how funny would it be for him to take over AGAIN after Leinart goes down for another team…
I've got nothin'...
Yeah... figured he was...
He’s only a year and a half removed from the NFL, though. Retired after the ‘09 season. He’s 2 years younger than favre. IMO, I felt like he was better than Favre. I think at his age he has more potential than some of the other QBs we’ve tried out.
Plus, he doesn’t have dick pics on his camera…
I've got nothin'...
Brett Favre
I don’t understand the never ending nostalgia of brett favre. I am not neglecting what he has done but he became a turnover machine in clutch situations. At Green Bay, NY and Minnesota. IT’S OVAA!! He won a super bowl since 1997.14 years ago.
This just in
Jack of the River has been sent upstream by the owner of The Jacksonville Glitter Kittens.
by BricAM on Nov 29, 2011 8:50 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Actually...
It’s been in for over an hour… WHERE HAZ U BEEN!?!?
I've got nothin'...
Working
Boss don’t like me on my phone at the shop.
by BricAM on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
And all is foooooorrrrgiven...
I was just ribbing you anyway.
I've got nothin'...
Speaking of QBs
Doesn’t Chargers kicker Novak know that a good “quick release” is a stat for a QB? Also, why don’t they have a few port-a-potties located on or near the sidelines or inside tunnel for when a dude has to go and can’t afford the time to run into the locker room?
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
He just need to rub one out and calm the nerves
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
*needed
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
didn't work
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
its always worth a try
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
Dan Pastorini......
With the 20 foot wienie, lady thought it was a snake and killed it with a rake, and then it was only 2 foot 4.
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Oliver Luck
And then he tells Andrew to “refuse to play” for Indy next year…… ;-)
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