Battle Red Radio: Dead Quarterbacks Society (9 P.M. CT)
by riversmccown on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM CST
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We rode in sorrow, with strong hounds three,
Matt, Matt, and another Matt with no hair,
On a morning misty and mild and fair.
The mist-drops hung on the fragrant trees,
And in the blossoms hung a fellow named Roddy.
We rode in sadness despite the words of Charlie Sheen,
For our best were dead on Florida's green.
OK, so it probably isn't that dire. Still, your Houston Texans find their season in the hands of W.B. Yates and his untested cannon.
Join myself, MDC, and Chris of HoustonDiehards.com. We will break down all the fallout from the last few days, including a segment on "things we would rather do to ourselves than watch Jake Delhomme ruin our team." Other featured segments will include "at least we don't employ Blaine Gabbert," and "Let's make fun of Frank Bush."
If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:
Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, where audio drops became commonplace!
P.S.: This show will probably have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences.
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aren't ya glad we didn't call
Brett “Princess Crackback Block” Favre?
by mckraut on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Question.
When we win the Superbowl with Yates do we have QB controversy?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Agree
Yates wins the Super Bowl, he cement himself as the future
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Doubt Kubiak sees it that way...
…but it would be a nice problem to have.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
If Yates wins the Super Bowl
I think Schaub is gonna end up in Washington via trade, which I think we could get a 2nd round & a 2013 1st round pick for him
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
We're not getting ahead of ourselves at all with this conversation.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 30, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeh, 2013 is a long ways off
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Nov 30, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Draft talk is never too early for me
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
If Yates is successful and that is probably a fifty-fifty proposition, because the Texans are a very good team.
I would think that the Matt that is at risk to be somewhere else next season is Matt Leinart. Matt Schaub is a proven commodity with this offense. If one of the new backups, either Delhomme or Clemens proves to be deft in this offense and Kubiak likes it, I can see Rick Smith making a decision to use Leinart as trade bait, because he is under contract through next season. Sure, they could get better picks for Schaub, but, whether he starts or becomes the backup (not really likely, about a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10) Kubiak has to want to keep him here. I think Schaub is also a company man and would not request a trade, but would stand by until his chance came to get back on the field.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Washington does make the most sense
I don’t know, we could win the super bowl without Yates doing anything super amazing, and then trade him instead
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Real Question
Who should we target in the first and what positions should be targeted in the draft.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dwight Jones, WR, UNC
Watch this T.J. Yates highlight & pay attention to #83
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFHOdE0yio
Positions to target:
WR, NT, OL, SS, ILB
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm definitely a fan of Dwight Jones
I like Michael Floyd from Notre Dame too, but he may be gone when we pick. Does anyone else think that Demeco’s days with the team may be numbered???
"...you may all got hell, and I will go to Texas!"
-Davey Crockett
by Drill Sarge on Nov 30, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, even before his injury, I was not starry-eyed about his play
Since his injury, he has been half a step slow. I think the Texans put an emphasis on finding his replacement in the draft and that guy competes with Sharpton.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Michael Floyd also has a bunch of off field issues, so the Texans would stay away from him anyways
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Question
Given the injuries to our quarterbacks, who do you think is our optimal playoff matchup come playoff time, and do you think it is a different opponent than it was before?
All these boundaries - Africa, Asia, Malaysia, America - are set by men. But you don't have to look at boundaries when you are looking at a man - at the character of a man. The question is: What do you stand for? Are you a follower, or are you a leader? -Hakeem Olajuwon
The Denver Tebows
& yes
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
Two Questions
Can we attribute all of these QB injuries league-wide to Goodell?
After this season do the Texans lose the “Rodney Dangerfield” label in the media?
by David V on Nov 29, 2011 7:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ton of injuries to the Texans...
Is this the fault of the lockout? A bad job by the strength and conditioning coach? Or just “one of those football things?”
More impressive quarterback: Denard Robinson or Case Keenum?
How will you welcome Dunta Robinson back to Houston?
And for our good buddy DHC…….Jason Babin…..stupid douchebag or slimy piece of crap?
"Lord, beer me strength."
"More impressive quarterback: Denard Robinson or Case Keenum?"
Don’t give MDC the opportunity to spew sweet nothings about Denard Robinson! The last thing I wanna hear is Mickey Mouse breathing hard and jizzing his pants live.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Nah, that'll only happen if Tennessee drafts him.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
End of Season
Might want to wait and see who else the football gods take from our beloved team
by inktup on Nov 29, 2011 8:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What kind of #s would t.j. Have to put up to make it a qb controversy?
16/20 215-250yrds 2tds a game,Will that do it?
by Hstntxns on Nov 29, 2011 8:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Well below that as long as he winz...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If the o-line run blocks as terribly as it did on Sunday
Will we have a prayer in the world? Follow up – should we replace wade smith in the draft?
Im in favor
I wouldn’t mind taking the best O-lineman available in the first round.
by Its Gonna Happen on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No, not in the 1st round
maybe 3rd or 4th round
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, WR in the 1st, NT in the 2nd
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Question
After watching this video (posted by Rivers on Twitter) should the BRB faithful refer to Jake Delhomme as “biscuits?”
Video
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I second this motion
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
rivers at it again...
…and rec’d
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
MATT LEINART WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!!1111
/bringing a NN meme over
//Good times.
"Lord, beer me strength."
PETER KING AND MIKE FLORIO TOLD US IT WOULD BE BROYLE
HOW COULD IT EVEN BE WRONG?!!?!?!?! THEY ARE SO GOOD AT THEIR JOBS?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
"Lord, beer me strength."
DBags
All 3.
Floria is a shit disturber. He’s not quite Jason Shitlock, but he’s the next level down. King is a wide-eyed, pandering jackass. McClain is senile and treats his job like it’s a fucking slumber party.
by Andres_Johnson on Nov 29, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Did the feed just cut out?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Did the feed just cut out?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I've like Yates from the get-go
He really caught my eye with the 110-112 completions on his pro day. They say his arm strength isn’t the best but from what I’ve seen, he at least has the balls to throw it semi-deep. (LEINART)
by Its Gonna Happen on Nov 29, 2011 9:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wtf did you do to your cat???
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
They had the 17th pick and traded to the 10th pick for him.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Not many trade ups have worked out.
Julio Jones
Blaine Gabbert
Mark Ingram
Julio and Ingram look good, but Ingram has a lot of garbage time and is playing like a rookie very clearly. While Julio is injured and seems to hurt the offense instead of help.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
^in 2011's first round
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I still don't understand their thinking.
The Falcons are a run the rock behind Turner and then utilize play action with Matt Ryan who is decent when the run game is clicking. Instead they want Matt Ryan to turn into Drew Brees and give him tons of weapons. That’s just not what they’re built to do. They want to fuck up though, I’m happy to watch them do it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I've been waiting a while to jump on the Barwin bandwagon
I wanted to see him keep doing it. He’s doing very well in this defense, though, and not just rushing the passer either. This is what they envisioned when they took him out of Cincinnati.
by Andres_Johnson on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
This question gets asked so much
The answer is, and I’m reasonably sure always will be, NO.
by Andres_Johnson on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
There's still a part of me that can't believe we're actually talking about what seed the Texans will have in the playoffs.
I’m all tingly.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
HOLY FUCK THAT'S LOUD
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
IM WEARING FUCKING HEADPHONES YOU DIMWITTED DUMB FUCKS!!!!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
LOUD NOISES!!!!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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not y'all. the tech crew.
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
they are the tech crew...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
stupid tech crew...
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
So was that on you, MDC?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Yeah, that was on me.
The kids were tryin’ their darnedest on the podcast and I dropped the ball. But I’ll get those problems worked out in practice.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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that REALLY hurt.
Fulll volume bose headsets. ouchhhh. lol
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
It's always the Titans fans.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Friggin' meth.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Manning will be evaluated tomorrow
If cleared, Manning will be able to practice.
This matters because if he can be deemed healthy…..Colts likely take someone not named Luck.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Matt Barkley??
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Gah!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I think Barkley is going to be an awesome NFL QB
I’m not sure what it is, but the dude seems like he has whatever it is you need to play QB in the NFL. He looks like he’s having fun, too.
by Andres_Johnson on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
the tebow?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Funny story, my mom and dad were good friends with Jake when he went to school in Louisiana.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I may even start a riot.
A nose tackle lust riot.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Him a beastie one he is...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I need to try and start watching Washington State games
Would love to see this guy in action
by brightshinies on Nov 30, 2011 1:03 AM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWOOA2V1k1k
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Is Cody's contract up at the end of the year?
Is there any chance they would roll with Cody and set our first-round focus elsewhere? Ready, set, discuss! (I don’t follow college ball religiously by any means. Quite the opposite actually. Pre-draft speculation is always interesting to me, and its nice to have other people to tell you where to look).
by brightshinies on Dec 1, 2011 12:57 AM CST up reply actions
Washington.
Wazzu is a whole other school.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 30, 2011 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Ta'amu is probably more offended.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 30, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
How is he against the run, because, first and foremost, I think that should be the role of the NT on this Texans D
Play against the pass is important, but with the pass rushers already here at the DE and LB positions, I would think the Texans are looking for stout run stopping ability here.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I second that sadness
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Nov 29, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
We needs validation from the media!
For they know all and for your team’s name to pass through Chris Berman’s lips is one of the highest blessings possible!!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Let's be honest
Kubiak would line up Foster wide and motion Tate out…..and it’d be an empty backfield.
"Lord, beer me strength."
SIGH.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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push that button one more time.
Kareem jackson covering someone? bmnvhyghjv
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Isn't one of Kubiak's strengths that he takes what the defense is giving?
With the Falcon’s CB’s beat up seem to me we need to attack. If it’s got to be through t he air, sobeit.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Turner's getting 70 minimum.
He’s still a bruiser.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Just because your team doesn't play defense
doesn’t mean the Texans don’t.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Saints porous rush D held him to less than 100.
I’ve seen the dude a lot for the past few years, he is just bruising.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
96.
“less than 100,” but just barely.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
I'm technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Why am I not more impressed with Michael Turner?
I know I should be….but he never jumps in my mind as “The Guy.” You know?
"Lord, beer me strength."
5 games this season
Turner has been held to 71 or less.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
It's Chris.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the virtual yard.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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lulz
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
HUGZ
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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FUCK YOU, CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It's cold down here too. It's just perfect.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Down here? 30s.
I know up there it’s likely -200
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
50s is cool and I'd love to have it near year round.
30s is cold. I still love it compared to 90s and 100s.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
This guy....
Right here knows what’s up. Even though I was born and raised in San Antonio, I fucking hate the heat with a passion! Love winter
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I hate winter. I hate cold weather
Considering I’ve been all over the place (Texas, Michigan, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Maryland, Wyoming, Iraq, Panama), I’d much rather deal with the heat than the cold. It’s easier to cool down than it is to heat up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
maybe up north where it gets below freezing
but down here you can layer on enough clothes to get warm but in the summer you can walk around naked its still going to be hot
I also hate layering on clothes
I don’t even like wearing long sleeve shirts
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Shit its been in the 40s at night recently
fucking unbearable
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
So sad.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
this is one of my favorites...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOKGbq8ARE
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
bfd got it, too!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I got what in the what now?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
...and the basement gets slammed...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
just got here
too busy watching models in underwear. what’d i miss?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM CST reply actions
yeah, my wife MADE ME watch the opening...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
A Ravens fan call in (RIGHT?!)
Chris talking about weird things he does to his cat
MDC talking Titans
And the best ending ever.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I don't want to say that Matt's phone is inhabited by Kareem Jackson
…but actually, that’s exactly what I am going to say.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Canyonaro!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Good show guys.
Back to Skyrim.
/who needs a life anyway?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Skyrim
I’m enjoying it.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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THE most dangerous game I've ever bought
Seriously. My job, gf, pets and everything else in my life have suffered and it scares me because this isn’t normally my thing…they just did a great f-ing job with that game
I want to play Skyrim so badly.
But I know I’d never do anything. Sandbox RPGs and I don’t get along at all.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Skyrim is awesome.
But I haven’t been able to play it much, because my wife keeps playing it. She won’t put it down.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Nov 30, 2011 9:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lucky man
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 30, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Although, if she never put it down, fatigue would set in
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
That one was a lot of fun
My cat agrees.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 29, 2011 10:47 PM CST reply actions
Nice guys.
Now that my ladder’s gone
I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.
TJ Yeats
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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If Yates does well and takes the Texans to the Super Bowl
Don’t you think that’s an opportunity for Schaub to extend his career many years as a backup?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
...assuming...
… he can avoid:
- Fat Albert
- Jason Allen and
- Drayton (“Floating around the bowl”) Florence
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I'm a lefty, you fucking jerk!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
TMI
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
That's why your right hand
would be screwed terribly.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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That's where you're wrong.
Right hand has the responsibility of keeping my balls warm.
That is all.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I'm thinking KSK needs to update their version of the Houston Chimera/Hydra....
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
He's gifted
but the man is a bonehead….just a complete and utter bonehead.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The Texan's sheer number of non-boneheads is sort of amazing.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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