Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Browns

But I lean more toward Neil Rackers making an incredible tackle on a return, forcing a fumble, which is returned for a TD by the aforementioned kicker.

Texans 35, Dawgs 17

Bank

Quin gets a pick
Casey scores a TD
teh Schaub gets 300+ yds passing

Texans 32 Browns 6

Also, it occurs to me that “Dawgs By Nature” is one of the lamest blog names I have ever encountered on SB Nation.

1. Our TEs are going to have a huge day since we’re facing a tough Browns secondary. OD will finish the game with 8 catches for 58 yards and a TD, while Joel Dreesen will have 4 catches for 51 yards and a TD.

2. Both Brooks Reed and Antonio Smith are going to have big days. Each will finish the game with 1.5 sacks.

3. Schaub is going to throw a pick, but not to Joe Haden. It’ll be to D’Qwell Jackson, who will be playing a zone in the middle of the field.

PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: This is very bold, but Connor Barwin is going to get a sack off of Joe Thomas. Barwin got a sack off of Jake Long, so maybe he can get one off of Thomas.

Final score: Texans win, 20-3

Since the Texans D is better than average, I would expect their score less than 15.

10-27 ftw

It’s that penultimate prediction that gave me a semi. A game without a season ending injury would send me to full on forrest gump.

Texans 34-Brown Stains 14
Including the aforementioned rackers forced fumble return for TD by the aforementioned pk.

but I’m gonna have to say no to the schaub pick & the browns scoring more than 13, everything else though I feel good with, I think we win 28-13

Since we’ve never lost a game we were supposed to win against Cleveland, I can’t see it happening here… @ home, with our most talented team ever (by far) even without Andre. Unless Kelly Holcolme comes out of retirement for this one it should be about 38-10. Cleveland’s defensive pass numbers are highly inflated because of their Swiss cheese run defense. I look for Kunserviak to switch things up and come out firing through the air until the insurmountable lead is established (10-0). Bryant Johnson will have multiple catches (3) and his first TD since…??? Troy Nolan is going to find the ball a few times and get us a defensive score. Jesse Nading gets hi first sack on a day we get 6. Ben Tate and Kevin Walter will star on their side of the ball. The most shocking event of the game… Kubiak wins a challenge.

This is the first game that I’ve actually looked forward to in a few seasons so it should belong to our Kirby Bullies.

Will they do the wave too much, forget to be quiet when the offense has the ball, and play with their droids the whole game, or will they bring it this week?

3 ints for Colt. One to Joseph, GQ gets one and Kareem gets one. Yes KAREEM JACKSON will pick off Colt McCoy. 5 sacks Sunday. Brooks Reed (2), Antonio Smith, J.J. Watt and on a safety blitz, GQ. Schaub will throw 2 TD’s and Foster gets yet another 100 yard day. Texans win 27-9

1. Offense; OD with a big game, breaks the century mark 7-104 w/2td’s
2. Defense; Cush with a monster game, 1 sack, 2 PD’s, 1 Fumble Recovery and 10 tackles…4 for loses
3. Special Teams; HartMan lays a slobber knocker on JCribbs

EX-Texan OB1, brings it running and catching all over the field, totalling 179 yards in the first half on the Wade-D. The only positive for the Texans is that Cody stuffs three 4th and goal line runs.

Why is this Texans team going undefeated the rest of the season? Because they have an endless supply of LBs, that’s why! Colt McCoy fails to complete a pass in the 2nd half as he is chased, bumped, harassed, and planted repeatedly by Barwin, Reed, Dobbins, Meco, and Cush.

Zanyness ensues on one play when Watt forces a fumble. The loose ball is picked up by Kareem Jackson in the end zone as the Browns are driving. The Texans, having learned from the Jags, proceed to make like the NZ Blacks and lateral 105 yards for the score as every player on the D touches the ball, capped off by Watt doing a rugby dive into the end zone.

And that’s the XYZs of the Texans Sundae with a cherry on top!

Texans 22 Browns 20

3 + Sacks on McCoy
2 Take aways
400 yards on offense.
25+ mins of TOP
Crummy Weather. Roof Closed

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcsouth/post/_/id/30264/countdown-daily-browns-texans

We do well between the 20s, but end up 5-6 on FGs.

Our TD is a Watt Sack Fumble with Cushing running it in.

BRB blames Schaub for all the FGs, and scream for a half back pass on Monday.

Young QB with very few receiving weapons….not much risk if you want to get a young rookie some live bullet action. That’s all I’m sayin.

After reading the latest update to his rookie diary over at the .com, I gotta say I like where this kid’s head is at. I have a feeling he’s going to look very good for us some day

The couple times I did actually get in there and play some on defense, it was exciting. It was like being in college all over again. You’re nervous on the sideline when Coach tells you, ‘You’re in next series.’ You feel like a freshman all over again. But the moment I touched that field and the moment I actually got out there and started covering guys and started getting confident and blitzing and making plays, I just felt comfortable. You know you belong out there. You know, ‘This is what I do; I’m a football player,’ and you feel at home when you’re out there. So that was exciting. I’m happy I was able to adjust that quickly and not have a problem with it. It kind of left that taste in my mouth that I’m ready to get back out there, so it’s been testing my patience a little bit, just waiting for that next opportunity.

My useless prediction is that Harris does indeed see significant reps and makes the most of it with his first career interception.