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Taco Joe Plays Madden: Browns vs. Texans Preview


So here we are again another week, another game. This week another expansion team (no matter how much they dont want to admit it) that team from Cleveland is coming to town. The Browns are 2-5 coming into town with Chris OBGYN since Hillis is out, but for this game I am letting Hillis stay. 4QTs of mayhem in the City of Houston. Here we go, jumpity jump to see where we go....

Star-divide

Browns win and choose to receive.

1st QT

Kickoff returned to the 20, holding called

1-10 CLE 10: Watson reception for 4yds. 2-6: Sack by Brian Cushing loss of 2. 3-8: Cribbs catch for 12 yds. 1-10 CLE 23: McCoy run for 1yds. 1-10 CLE 38: Hillis run for one Tackle by Brooks Reed. 2-9: Incomplete pass. 3-9:  O. Marecic catch for 8 yds. 4-1: Punt returned by Jacoby Jones for no gain.

1-10 HOU 14: Foster for 2 yds. 2-8: Foster rushes for 17 yds, fumble on play returned by T. Ward for 24 yds. Challenged no fumble overturned. 1-10 HOU 33: Incomplete pass. 2-10: Arian Foster runs for 4 yds. 3-6: Jacoby Jones catch for 15 yds. 1-10: Cle 48: Foster run for 1 yd. END OF QT

2ndQT

2-9:  Foster screen for 1 yd. 3-8: Incomplete pass. 4-8:  punt for Touchback

1-10 CLE 20: E. Moor catch for 16 yds. 1-10 CLE 36: Connor Barwin Sack for a loss of 7. 2-17: Catch by cribbs for 7 yds. 3-10: Incomplete pass. 4-10: Punt returned by J. Jones for 6 yds.

1-10 HOU 37: Interception by Brown for a TD. PAT GOOD

HOU 0-7 CLE

Kickoff Returned for 17 yds.

1-10 HOU 19: Run by Foster for 7 yds. 2-3: Catch by Daniels for 3 yds. 3-in: Jacoby Jones catch for 8 yds. 1-10 HOU 37: Catch by Jones for 16 yds. 1-10 CLE 47: Run by Foster for 12 yds. 1-10 CLE 35: Sack for a loss of 10 yds. 2-20:  Interception by Brown. (WHO THE HELL IS THIS?)

1-10 CLE 20: Interception GLOVER QUINN!!!!!

1-10 CLE 49: Jacoby Jones catch for 13 yds fumbles recovered by CLE.

1-10 CLE 38: Incomplete pass. 2-10: Incomplete pass defended by Jason Allen. 3-10: Incomplete pass. 4-10: Punt returned by J. Jones. FAIR CATCH

1-10 HOU 32: Incomplete pass. 2-10: sack for a loss of 13. 3-23: Incomplete. 4-23: Punt returned by cribbs hit instantly by Jason Allen.

1-10 CLE 34: Incomplete END OF HALF

3QT

Kickoff Returned by McManis returned for 24 yds.

1-10 HOU 27:  False Start. 1-15: Foster no Gain. 2-15: Foster Screen for 10 yds. 3-5: Owen Daniels for 9 yds. 1-10 HOU 40: Owen Daniels with a 16 yd catch. 1-10 CLE 43: Foster for 2 yds. 2-8: Derrick Mason for 4 yds. 3-4: Foster catch for 3 yds. 4-1: James Casey 24 yd catch and run. 1-10 CLE 10: ANDRE JOHNSON 10 YD TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!! PAT Good

HOU 7-7 CLE

Kickoff returned touchback

1-10 CLE 20: Hillis runs for 12 yds. 1-10 CLE 32: Hillis runs for 10 yds Tackle by Troy Nolan. 1-10 CLE 42: Peyton Hillis for 1 yd. 2-9: Hillis for 1 yd Tackle by Demeco Ryans END of QT

4th QT

3-8:  Incomplete pass. 4-8 Punt returned by J. Jones for 3 yds. 

1-10 HOU 23: Sack by J. Mitchell loss of 6. 2-16: Owen daniels catch for 7 yds. 3-9: Arian foster catch for 21 yds. 1-10 HOU 45: OWEN DANIELS CATCH FOR A 55yd TD!!!! PAT GOOD!

HOU 14-7 CLE

Kickoff returned for 21 yds by Josh Cribbs.

1-10 CLE 21: Mohamed Massaquoi on an end around for 3 yds tackled by Barwin. 2-7: Glover Quin drops the interception. 3-7: Colt runs for 1 yd Tackle by Brian Cushing. 4-6: Punt returned by Jones for no gain.

1-10 HOU 39: Foster runs for 7 yds. 2-3: Foster for 3 yds. 3-in: Foster for 5 yds. 1-10 CLE 46: Interception by D Jackson for 8 yds return.

1-10 CLE 33: Pass deflected by Allen. 2-10: Incomplete pass. 3-10: Catch by Moore for 9 yds. 4-1: Catch by Cribbs for 5 yds. 1-10 on 50: Pass to B. Watson for 11 yds. 1-10 HOU 39: Interception by Glover Quin in the endzone for a touchback.

1-10 HOU 20: Run by Foster for 1 yd loss. 2-11: Kneel. 3-12 Kneel 4-14 Time runs out. GAME OVER

HOU 14- 7 CLE

So there you have it Glover Quin was the player of the Game. OD showed up the entire Browns D. Sheldon Brown was Cleveland's PoG. 

So if we use our TEs and Casey out of the backfield, I see us taking this game in a Defensive domination. Joe Haden did nothing and was blown up by Andre. Texans advance to 6-3!!!! see you guys next week in another edition of TACO JOE PLAYS MADDEN!

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Oh read the tags

I put a lot of time and effort into them :D

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 4, 2011 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

what do you mean by tags?

what am I supposed to be looking at?

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 11, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you noticed

That OD seems to be aging at an incredible rate? The tag above he looks to be in his mid-40s.

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 5, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Do we need any more evidence that someone needs to teach this guy how to play Madden?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 5, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

TNO

in these games, I try to play call the way that they would actually be called in the game so shove it.. I am on MADDEN RIGHT MEOW if you wanna go!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 5, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I got a copy from Rick Dennisons daughter

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 7, 2011 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

BURN IT. Can't have it floating around!

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 7, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i have it almost all memorized

a couple more read throughs and I should be good!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 8, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

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