As I watch the halftime coverage, Bill Cowher just referred to your Houston Texans as "maybe the most complete team in football." Let that sink in for a little bit.
No, seriously, think about that. Picture last year. Think about the fact that the Texans do no currently have Mario Williams or Andre Johnson. And then think about the Texans as the "most complete team in the NFL."
I mean, there's only one way to explain it.