CLE @ HOU: Fourth Quarter Open Thread
by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:11 PM CST
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PrintBased on what we've seen so far, Phil Dawson will need 350+ yards of FGs in the final quarter just to tie this game. That would be, like, a record or something.
You know what? Let's call this fourth-quarter thread what it is --- a victory lap for Texans fans. Dance if you caught up in the Holy Ghost trance!
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at least make a joke
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry Its kind of like the texans being three games over .500
I’m not sure how to act
at least just say
Jacksonville jaguars… As that team is a joke
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 3:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This "first" trend around here is annoying as hell
especially since we went for so damn long without it catching on.
remember the Fuck Dunta trend
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Stop this shit
It’s stupid and annoying. Say something intelligent or STFU.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
...spanking???
/red bums??
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That would be fantastic.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
celebration thread already?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Savour....Nice frickin' "W"...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
FIRE DREW BREES!
Oops, wrong thread.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Foster is a Beast!!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Your typing way to well
quite drinking the home brews like a jags fan
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Dear Kubiak,
Please don’t let Schaub throw the ball anymore this game.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Bennprince
Please STFU
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
^This
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
That QB boot
was his answer for you
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
I have this overwhelming desire
to preemptively ban you from all playoff open threads. Just out of spite.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Why wait two months?
Do it now
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Nov 6, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Could.
But, I figure letting him spout his dumb shit through the preseason and not letting him try to piss on the playoff atmosphere is more fun.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Vickers is slacking
He needs to step up
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
So sick of naked bootlegs.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Go Rackers
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Stains defense shows up...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I think we did that on purpose
just to get our own 50 yard field goal
by Vega on Nov 6, 2011 2:16 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Still on track
for my 32-6 prediction!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Need safety by Honey Badger...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
^ This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
that would be the slowest 80 yard touchdown in history
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
flagged
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
BANNED!
So freakin’ banned.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
After playing most of thw worst offenses in the league...But they are pretty good..I will give them that..
I don’t think they will keep that ranking after they play a couple of good offensive teams.
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
They've played 4 of the top 14 offenses in the NFL through 9 games.....
Dunno where you’re getting that from, but ok.
"Lord, beer me strength."
He's getting from
he’s a trolling idiot.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
How is that trolling.. NO was good. Pitt was awful when you played them.. Tenn is not really good..
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
I'm sure that when a offensive power sucks when playing your team, that means your defense is legit.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Because it's played such great offenses like the Ravens, right?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
3 losses right?
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
^This
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
True enough..
Our defense still held Balt and NO(Points) better than Houstans.
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
How'd that work out of you?
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Luckily opinions don't matter in determining better defenses
They have stats for that.
"Lord, beer me strength."
But the stats
only count when he says they count.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Your opinion
matters to me about like the Jags matter in the AFC.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Texans aren't southerners.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
dude why is a jag fan over here?
does he know we beat them last week? well i guess browns play just like the jags so he could not tell.
Why would you stand up for a player who sucker punched someone while he was laying on the ground?
Coward move.
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
REALLY? You still take that stance?
The video cleary shows he punched him but whatever…
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
False
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
..they're Texans.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I most certainly do not.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
We've played better offenses
Up your trolling game or go away with this weak shit.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Agree
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Four of the Texans' opponents this season
are Top 15 in offense, including the Saints (#2) and Steelers (#9).
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
So we only get to count offenses
that are (a) currently good and (b) have gotten “going” when we play them? Any other criteria? Should 3pm games count more or less than noon games? Maybe it should matter if the roof is open?
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Also, this is false.
They score 24 and 23 in the weeks before the Texans’ game and 38 against the Titans the week after. Their offense was fine when we played them.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Like the Jags?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I love seeing Scaub throw the ball away
instead of forcing something.
Maybe it is the lack of Dre, but I like it.
shutdown mode
Since they’ve basically shut it down for the afternoon why not put in some of the backups? If there is no reason to suffer another season-ender at this point.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
You even have to find a way to be shitty in a blowout?
Unbe-fucking-lievable.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
True
Maybe if we ban him enough times, Tim will stop unbanning him.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
He'll bitch about a SB victory.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Did you see that super bowl where they won 38-17?
How dare Schaub throw that interception. CONSERVIAK needs to cut him before dying before my stones.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Once again
bennprince
STFU
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Things I don't want to see the rest of this game
Schaub
Foster
Tate
Well, any starter, actually. Let’s go fourth game pre-season on this bitch.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
make it two
For arian and Tate.
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you forgot Bennprice
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Swish.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
If they try to pull Cushing out
he will refuse and hurt somebody
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
So they
are like girls at a Tennessee family reunion?
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
/swills the ice picks
in a happy drunk
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Besides the Saints and a Pitt team who was not doing anything at the time what team with a good offense have you played?
That ranking is misleading.
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
The Jags!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
If you're going to troll, I'm going to troll back.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
TROLL TROLL TROLL... Thats all you say if someone from another team is not DICK RIDING like you.
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
No
That’s what people say when you’re spouting dumb shit and pretending like it’s legitimate insight.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
How is it dumb. You are saying ya'll have the best D in the AFC is Laughable...
You just played Clevland dude.. and JAX the worst O in the game.
JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!
BEST IN AFC!!!
Need I say more???
by TexansForLife on Nov 6, 2011 2:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Please
say MOAR!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Tell me more tell me more
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I'd love to see us move up the defensive ranks
Let’s hold them here boys.
I want
a pick six
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I want Reed to move to weak side
and get another sack for a big loss.
I wish Hillis had been in this game
so everybody could see how turrible he is compared to Foster & Tate
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
we will
First in sacks now and moving into #2 overall
by TexansForLife on Nov 6, 2011 2:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Awesome defense!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
no measurement?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Story of my life
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
by Gerbillogic on Nov 6, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
no Flag?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
its a miracle
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
/Jackson there defensively
How odd is that?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
They were being nice, not flagging him.
Like when all the kids get trophies in soccer, win or lose.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised they didn't call PI on him, frankly.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
the end is near
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
now they praise Kareem?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Wait.. Jackson did a "super job?"
Cats and Dogs, living together. End of the world.
"...couldn't get seperation from Jackson....????
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Oppss..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Brook fucking killed him
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
nothing new
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
my god
How is colt alive
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
sweet Reed!!!!!
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
they cant give up a TD
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
Should have challenged that "catch"
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
JJ Watt sack
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Brook should be eligible for game ball
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
5 Sacks!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
TV
called it a sack. I’m pretty sure that forcing the QB out of bounds short of the LOS is a sack.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
yes it is
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
The box score scored it as a running play
Perhaps Colt didn’t have an intent to pass.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Odd.
Gotta disagree with them there.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
They have been adjusting stats after the game lately
Maybe J.J. will get his sack on Monday or Tuesday.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Well, I guess that means no rest for the offense.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I am disappointed
The Browns scored a TD
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Man, these garbage time points are killing us.
Fire the bums.
look at McCoys family cheering
hahahahaha!!!
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
I am convinced the world is coming to an end.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Cody = Ballhawk
Wut?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Thass MY ball...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Cody with an Int
That is teh awesome
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Shaun Cody with the pick?!?!
Definitely the end of the world.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Haha hook 'em Colt
Hope you and your family enjoyed that garbage time TD
by goingforthecorner on Nov 6, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions
uh oh rivers promise is looking like a possibility
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Rivers and MDC need to get a plate.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
a home brew.
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
the silver bullet!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
hahahahhhahahaha
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Cody has Moar picks
Than Kareem
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Has Allen played today?
Just curious
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, he has.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Colt McCoy apparently.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
You know
Our d is pissed for giving up a td
by TexansForLife on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
How strange is that???
Pissed for giving up “A” touchdown
by TexansForLife on Nov 6, 2011 2:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yes it does
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
I don't want her growing up to drink bud light
by Vega on Nov 6, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Of course
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Colt McCoy must have somehow ingested Cushing's blood
(in hushed whisper) he’s getting stronger, fiercer…
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
God I hope not.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
have they played the jags?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Good to see their quest to tank the season is still intact
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
We have
2 100 yds crushers again today!!! Best 1 2 punch in the game!!!
by TexansForLife on Nov 6, 2011 2:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I know the general opinion is NT and WR2 early in the draft
But could CB2 still be more of a need than NT?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
No,
Next year you have access to FA again and can bring up one of the younger corners.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I think so
people say well how bad can kareem be when our overall defense is so good but I think how much better would our pass d be if we had a good cb2
Ill say more so than wr.
But I still think nt is number one priority
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Nov 6, 2011 2:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, but as we already learned
using the draft for CB isn’t exactly a good idea. Get another CB in free agency and use the draft for a legit #2 WR and someone that can give us a deep threat if/when Andre goes down.
by goingforthecorner on Nov 6, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
THey heard you
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
get keenum
dump Leinhart
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
by swikky on Nov 6, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I would not mind that at all.
Trade Leinart to the Seahawks for a high first rounder.
Not a chance in hell for a first rounder.
Besides, if they’re trading for anyone, it’ll be Luck.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
It's Pete Carroll
I would not be surprised at all if he goes after Leinart if Landry Jones and Luck are both gone. 2nd round pick at least.
NAMASTE GETS LOVE!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
and another first down.
since when are we THIS dominate? we can in and fuck stomped a team we needed to? I love this years team.
Ward
With a 1st down
Go Glacier!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
well thats game im out
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Worse Stream Ever
However my Predictions were quite close
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.
Ward benched now?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions
and thats why Ward sits
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
of course
Where are the complainers?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
everybody's battling
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Aw damn it.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Two weeks in a row...
Fumble followed by fat man scramble. And that’ll be the highlight in the :15 second SportsCenter mention.
this could catch on
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If it is a fumble
Juat an opportunity for a pick 6
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Another opportunity for our lockdown defenders
by that I mean Cody
by LouisianaTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
I do like how Schaub ran the guy out of bounds.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions
He plays defense too!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Ward, if we wanted fumbles, we would've kept Slaton.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
challenge won!
Yay Kubiak! You got one!
by manmademoron on Nov 6, 2011 2:42 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Shocker
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Koobs!!!!! A WIN!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Reversed?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
KOOBS WINS ONE!!!!
Yeeeeaaah!!!! Lol
by TexansForLife on Nov 6, 2011 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I stopped wondering after the cody int
Wtf is going on!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fourth down at the 30?
PUNT IT!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I hate to say I told ya so...
Wait… no I don’t…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
LOLWUT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
You didn't tell us anything.
You never do, Titans fan.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Wait, Titans fan?
Is he MDC?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I hope you get feline AIDS.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Read the useless predictions thread
tool…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Someone Ban this
tool…
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
boo hoo
what a bunch of titty babies on this blog…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You don't have to be here then.
I’m sure you’d fit in at Music City Miracles more.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Nah
I like reading all of your whining about people that don’t agree with you.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Goodbye
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 6, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well done.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Now, now Titans fan
Don’t get all sore because we figured out your secret love for Tennessee.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I couldn’t hate the tits more. But I am sure as hell not going to blindly praise everything the Texans do like most of you.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No you just blindly hate everything they do.
The inverse is no better.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
nope.. just the dumb stuff...
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No one's blindly praising the Texans, TitansFanBennprince
but we are enjoying another dominant win and the best start in franchise history. However, as I said before, I get it. Your blind hate of the Texans, even when they win, has revealed your true Columbia Blue colors.
"Lord, beer me strength."
He's a hipster Texans fan.
He only likes them ironically.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Pop Density
Guess you don’t understand sarcasm…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 6, 2011 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If ya stop ima put them killa antz in ya pantz
by SMITHILLIAK on Nov 6, 2011 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
THANK YOU
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Wait
That stat they showed says Kubes wins over half his challeneges? Can’t be!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:45 PM CST reply actions
Could have done without that happy dance.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak is a hard-nosed challenger
Gets after the red flag, non-stop high-motor kind of coach
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
he's just scrappy
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wow we made it through a game with no injuries
I guess it can happen…
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
holy crap
i had to go outside at halftime. got back to check the boxscore. 250 yards rushing. lol. pawn the brownies.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Victory formation
Awesome
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Multiple franchise records today.
First 3 games over .500
Most rushing yards.
LOVE IT.
First NT INT!
I guess?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 6, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Cody haters beware!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
..wood..erection...three hours...
/hope this thing wears off…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If moar than 4 hours call a doctor
so says the commercials
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
If it lasts another hour
call your physician, or show it off and brag about it. Your call.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Otherwise they inject ephedrine in your shaft at ER
And that just plain hurts
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
reminds me
beavis and butthead started back up on mtv recently. i tried to watch it, feels a little too 90s for me..
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
we won..
That means have a home brew!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I love boring Texans games.
Now then, LET’S GO CINCY!!!
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
they look snake bitten to all hell
0-16 would not be shocking
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
Then we'd have to hope for Peyton to be healthy
And I would. I’d gladly take a healthy year of Peyton or two rather than another 15 of Luck.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I would think so
Unless its Charlie casserly
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 6, 2011 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Question
In order to keep Indy from getting Luck, do we start “rooting” for the Colts?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Yes.
Just not during Texans the Texans game.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
the universe is backwards
for one team to have payton and luck. you can only hope luck is the new leaf.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
Dolphins are about to win...
Damn. Got to start rooting for the Colts harder.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Nov 6, 2011 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
could you imagine week 16
If we’ve gotten AFC south cinched and then both us and Indy try to loose the game. Indy to get Luck us to prevent Luck from going to Indy. God it could be worse than the seattle-cleveland game a few weeks ago.
And...
I survived another week in Survival Fantasy FB. Life is good.
A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!
You're late
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http://www.battleredblog.com
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http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/11/6/2542541/texans-30-browns-12-post-game-open-thread
"Lord, beer me strength."
Glad to see the Texans doing some good
by texan fan in cowboyland on Nov 6, 2011 5:25 PM CST reply actions
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