If it's 7:30 on Sunday Night, that can only mean three things:
1. Most of you are still drunk.
2. The Simpsons are over. (Bizarre ending tonight, by the way.)
3. Sunday Night Football and, by extension, Faith Hill in leather pants.
Tonight's SNF tilt pits the Ravens of Baltimore against the Steelers of Pittsburgh. It's pierogies and Primanti Brothers versus crab cakes and murder! And, if there's enough offense in this game, your Texans could (in theory) wake up tomorrow with the #1 defense, yardage-wise, in the NFL. Try to wrap your pickled brain around THAT, holmes.