Houston Texans Defense: Partying Like It's 2009?
Throughout the 2009 season, there was a huge hullaballoo about the Houston Texans having the best defense in team history. At the time, I argued it was smoke and mirrors: we consistently under-performed against teams that played remotely talented quarterbacks, and we took advantage of the Rusty Smiths Keith Nulls of the league. 2010 proved me correct as Richard Smith Frank Bush put together one of the worst defenses in NFL history, where we were largely destroyed through the air. When thinking about the quarterbacks we've faced so far in 2011, the similarities are glaring. So let's take a deeper look at your Houston Texans' 2011 defense (h/t Barryfromtexas for the idea).
First, let's take a look at the QBs (with QB Rating) we've faced in 2011. Please try to keep the snickering to a minimum:
- Curtis Painter (75.1)
- Chad Henne (79.0)
- Drew Brees (100.6)
- Ben Roethlisberger (95.7)
- Jason Campbell (84.2)
- Joe Flacco (75.4)
- Matt Hasselbeck (89.2)
- Blaine Gabbert (62.0)
- Colt McCoy (76.4)
That's an unweighted average of 82, which is, shockingly, a solid 4 points higher than what we faced in 2009. The 2011 difference is basically Andy Dalton vs. Colt McCoy. Not huge, but it is meaningful.
Let's look at how we've performed against the run vs. team's averages this year:
Ah, well, this looks not dissimilar to 2009: we're stuffing the box (Note: We aren't.) and forcing crappy quarterbacks to beat us through the air. Aside from the Daniel Thomas experience against Miami, we've held teams right at or (at times, far) below their season average. Clearly, teams are making up for their rushing deficits through the air as we often saw in 2009:
Ummmm, okay. Or not.
If there is one aspect to worry about on the chart above, it's that two of the three best QBs we've faced (Brees and Flacco) have put up larger than their average games against us. Is this a concern going forward? The best QB we face over our remaining games, as rated by QB rating, is Matt Hasselbeck. After that, it's Andy Dalton and Matt Ryan. It's a concern, but it's not a deal-killer (unlike herpes).
If we're going to look at the similarities, let's look at what's changed. Bernard Pollard is gone, which was a huge, obvious strength against the run, but a bigger weakness in pass defense. Johnathan Joseph, Glover Quin at safety, Danieal Manning, and, yes, even Kareem Jackson, who is probably an upgrade over the 2009 version of Dunta Robinson, are now in the fold. Frank Bush is coaching one of the worst linebacker corps in the league in Methopotamia.
But there's something even bigger at work. In 2009, your Houston Texans collected just 30 sacks all season. Mario Williams had 9 of those all by himself. After just nine games in 2011, we've already tallied 24 sacks, and it's no longer a one-man show to accomplish that feat.
Conclusion: Are there similarities between the 2009 and 2011 Texans? Yes, indeed. In both years, we've played a collection of pretty crappy QBs during a Golden Era of sorts for QBs around the league. But the similarities, essentially, end there. The 2011 Texans are getting to the QB, forcing turnovers (17 interceptions and forced fumbles already vs. 24 in all of 2009), and are coached by Wade Phillips instead of Frank Bush.
That's not to say we are a Top 5 defense in the NFL right now (we aren't by advanced metrics), or that we won't struggle against better passing teams (we will). In other words, we still have holes, but they aren't as glaring because of who we've faced so far. They aren't as exploitable, either. For the rest of the regular season, any weaknesses shouldn't be a concern because of our match-ups, and that's great news in and of itself (though losing Mario is a tremendous blow). Jumping from one of the worst defenses, literally, in NFL history to where we are today is a huge testament to our organizational strategy and, in a massive change, an acknowledgement of what this team needs. But if we just happen to be playing a bunch of fairly crummy QBs this year? Well, dang.
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Woot! I get recognized for something!
And I have no idea why – but it makes me happy :)
I think this year’s defense is the real deal – just from the “eye test”
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Not because of the mention, but because of the pic :)
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This...this I like
I really don’t quite get what happened in the Baltimore game, but I’ll echo what Rivers said post the New Orleans one….few teams can spread out Houston like that and pick it apart. Fortunately for Wade’s group, New Orleans and Green Bay are in the NFC. Not having that stud pass rusher will make that worse should Houston meet those teams.
The rush defense startles me, but that’s what happens when your ILB starts to produce behind penetrating Ninjas and Badgers.
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Some advanced metrics VERY much like the Texans
http://www.advancednflstats.com/2011/11/team-rankings-week-nine.html
Texans O rank 3, D ranked 5th after last week. These metrics figure in strength of schedule + also those numbers that predict future wins. The Texans are ranked first overall and have been for the last two weeks—don’t know after this game. My current blog post has a quote from the author of Advanced NFL Stats that says why: http://blog.chron.com/texanschick/2011/11/advanced-nf-stats-ranks-texans-1-your-browns-texans-gameday-open-comments/
By these same metrics, the Texans defense finished 2009 where a lot of numbers ended up ranking them. 20th.
http://www.advancednflstats.com/2009/12/team-efficiency-rankings-week-17.html
One thing that is similar between 2009 and 2011 is that the time of possession of the offense is helping the defense. Defense in 2011 has the lowest time of possession in the NFL and in 2009 had the 4th lowest Time of Possession. Defense gets some credit for that giving the ball back to offense though…my sense of it is more so this year.
by StephS on Nov 6, 2011 8:59 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Perhaps
FO has us at 11th, which, considering strength of schedule, seems more accurate to me. From a pure eyeball test, I’d put Baltimore, NY Jets, Detroit, and San Francisco definitely ahead of us, but we’re in the next level of Jacksonville, Cincy, and Atlanta. Washington would’ve been up there before they got torn apart today.
As for time of possession, I’m just not a huge believer in it as a whole. The 2009 Texans gave up several huge plays (Chris Johnson x2, MJD, etc.), whereas in 2011 that’s not a problem.
As for 2009 as a whole, Pollard played the entire season in the box. You can’t do that in the long-term and win, but we (he) was able to get away with it for the season. In 2010, this “strategy” was exploited ridiculously.
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just as the nfl is not transitive
I don’t believe we need to trust advanced metrics. At this point, regular old stats are probably as accurate a predictor of future results. (not very accurate)
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
I like looking at the team as a whole.
Baltimore, Jets, Detroit, 49ers…all teams with worse offenses than the Texans.
And I think the Texans offense stats are artificially low because they haven’t had to do a shootout game. They’ve been playing with the lead so much.
But in general, a more balanced team that has a functional offense and defense Is A Good Thing. Can win in shootouts or punchouts.
I didn’t buy 2009 at all. Said it at the time. I’m buying 2011. Johnathan Joseph I think is the biggest difference maker between the years if you don’t count Wade. But I sure hope that Antonio Smith isn’t too hurt. Team’s injury margin of error is limited.
This^^
I even heard Cowher say yesterday we might be the most balanced team in the NFL. If we meet Baltimore in the playoffs again with AJ the results will be different. Flacco is pretty mediocre and had his game of the year against us.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Last year
The only decent QB we faced we’re Peyton, Eli, rivers, and Vick
Yet we were worst in the league
I’ll take whatever improvements we made over last year.
love where we are but not drinking the kewlaid...
we did what we are suppose to do to lesser opponents (CLE, JAX, TEN, etc….)…i would like for them to dominate a team that otherwise is difficult to dominate…ATL or even @TB…actually forget dominating, just winning.
I know the team grows in confidence with each win (any win) but FINDING a way to win against a good team has to be a huge boost.
we are getting to point with this team that a let down against an inferior team might not be as bad as losing to GOOD team that they need to beat to start being in the “mix”…yes i am confused too now.
2011 Season is the Reason!!!
Dominating inferior opponents...
is the hallmark of championship teams. Not necessarily winning close games against good opponents.
Read this:
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2005/fo-fox-guts-and-stomps
Stomp stomp stomp.
Thats a very interesting article
Would there be any updated rankings for current day?
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
I would also point out
That we dominated Pittsburgh as well, the score just didn’t bare it out. This team is getting better as the year goes on. Once we get AJ back, and if we can avoid any more injuries for the love of God, I would expect that to continue.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
I've refined this argument over the years as a Rockets fan,
but it basically boils down to – you only have to beat who shows up.
You don’t have to defeat history, legends, hypotheticals or counter-factuals because that’s not the way sports works. You need only defeat who you play. Whether one win is worth more than another is only of speculative interest.
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by Xiane on Nov 6, 2011 9:13 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
in pro football
I agree. College is a different story. See my Coogs and Boise State for the last 5 years.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Well, that's a function of the bizarre post-season rituals.
And the whole conference mishmash.
Along with the whole post-season debate I want to add another question – why have conferences at all anymore?
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To put it mildly.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
True
But I believe we can extract a certain level of predictive value from football stats, even if its not entirely accurate as phil argues (and with which I agree). There are a myriad of variables that must be considered. For example, I predicted a big win at METH while MDC predicted a loss. We both have stats at hand, but I liked our match-up while he didn’t. Also, we shall beat his prediction into a dead horse like substance, but I digress.
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It's not that I dislike doing statistical analysis, or discount the predictive or explanatory value of stats
advanced or otherwise. I’m a fan.
It’s just a reminder that in the final analysis it only matters that you beat who you play and that there should be no sense that your team isn’t quite what it should be, as long as they keep winning. I probably spend more time than more doing all sorts of comparisons, but I’ve also had to endure endless lines like “Well the Rockets never beat the Bulls.” Such that I’ve refined my answer down to: they beat who showed up. The question is interesting in a way, but a team can only defeat it’s opponents, it can’t defeat theory, history or legend.
To wit, I don’t think Aaron Schatz of FO has ever come to grips with the fact that the 16-0 Patriots weren’t champions. But they aren’t. Despite all their prowess, The NY Giants beat who showed up, and it was NE. The argument was settled, and the stats lost.
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by Xiane on Nov 6, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
"They beat who showed up"
That is all that matters
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
umm...
we havent faced painter…we played the collins led jolts
This is true
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 6, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Can't believe I missed that.
Thank you.
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He will face the same world of hurt
that Andrew Luck will taste next season.
by brightshinies on Nov 9, 2011 2:10 AM CST up reply actions
KJax-qua-better-than-2009-Dunta
made my head asplode. Not because you are wrong, but because I think you are right. Whoa.
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by MDC on Nov 6, 2011 10:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And it comes back to my point that
We’re just being a little too hard on K-Jax because of his shitty rookie season.
He’s not that bad. He’s not a CB1, but he’s almost an average CB2. That’s only 24(I think) yrs old that is finally able to work with a pretty good DC and a respectable secondary coach.
In time, he’ll be decent.
/cue Rivers and his destruction of this assumption
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Well...
Bc of his shitty first season he gets thrown at as if whoever he is guarding is a legitimate #1 receiver, see Thomas from Miami, and the stats aren’t looking too good for him.
But I believe one full offseason with a good D Coord. could fix him right up…his pass awareness for a starting CB is horrible.
by SMITHILLIAK on Nov 6, 2011 11:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ehh
He still doesn’t look very good to me. Colt’s “just throw it in the direction of KJ” pass when he got leveled by Reed yesterday doesn’t make me like him any more either.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Yeah.
It’s weird seeing where KJ or Allen lines up and looking for the ball to go over there. At some point hopefully the Texans can exploit that tendency.
The one ball KJ “defensed” in the endzone, I have no idea how they did not call that pass interference. Haven’t looked at the DVR but live that was all “OH NOOOOOOO WHA YEA!”
With that said, I’ve never been comfortable with the KJ punching bag talk. It’s not his fault that the Texans drafted him and then immediately started him with a position coach that taught weird, unsound technique, and with no experienced players to mentor him, and a garbage pass rush. He’s starting off this season in a position in some ways that is worse than a rookie—coming in with a bunch of bad will from fans for last season.
by StephS on Nov 7, 2011 7:19 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Sounds like you feel sorry for him and it's all the fault of everyone around him and none of his....
I couldn’t disagree more. He was the worst of the bad last season. He couldn’t do anything. There are many young players that could have risen above that. He sunk lower than low. Stop blaming everyone around him. Stop trying to rewrite history. Please! He sucked! If he gets better, yes, it’s because he has started to get it. Bad will from fans? That’s holding him back? Ha!
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How is she trying to rewrite history?
Everything she said is true. Jackson didn’t have a chance. Did he suck? Yes. But was it due mostly to horrible coaching? Yes.
It remains to be seen whether the dude will ever live up to his draft position, but so far this season he’s nowhere near as bad as he was last year. I still don’t trust him but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see improvement. Will he ever be a world beater? I have my doubts. But I’m willing to give our current coaching staff the benefit of the doubt that they can at least turn him into a serviceable NFL CB.
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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I like fair. Here's some fair real talk
Yeah, what “hydroshock said.” I don’t “feel sorry” for anyone. But I also don’t like ignoring NFL reality. I prefer real, fair talk:
KJ had one of the worst seasons for a CB who had as many snaps as he did last year.
KJ came into a horrific situation. (See above post. That’s not shifting blame. That is just talking about the 2010 Texans reality).
Most rookie corners, even if they end up being good down the road, start out sucking. Especially if they come to a terrible situation. A lot of rookie corners, even ones drafted relatively high, don’t see much action their rookie years. They are certainly not depended on to hold down their side of the field with terrible safety play.
In a salary cap league, you can’t fix everything all at once.
All players have strengths and weaknesses. For young players, those are more evolving.
I don’t feel comfortable writing off a player totally based on their rookie seasons, especially for positions on the field that are hard to do well right away.
I will concede that Gary Kubiak and Wade Phillips know more about NFL football than I ever will. I will give them the benefit of the doubt in the way they are working in KJ this year. There is no ideal fix. (See e.g. Jason Allen in redzone against the Dolphins). Given how the NFL is an injury league, they may need to use this time to train KJ up and give him more confidence.
The league is full of players on their second teams who didn’t live up to their original team’s draft positions but their second teams are happy with their performance. Also the league is full of players who end up being just a guys.
I’m not running out and buying a KJ jersey, but I think it defies reality to ignore what a garbage situation he was put in last year. I don’t think ANY rookie corner could have succeeded in last year’s situation.
Most draft picks need good situations, fits. There are some picks that are so good that they could succeed no matter where they went (Andre Johnson). But for mere mortals, they need to go to good situations that fit their skill sets and hope to stay healthy. The best place for a rookie corner to go is on an established defense, with top coaching, surrounded by good, experienced vets. That was not the 2010 Texans.
by StephS on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd
I posted a comment a few days ago, basically wondering if KJ would suck as bad if he had started at CB2 with a solid CB1 in place, and was playing like he plays now.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
It's funny, but KJ still is not very good
He is picked on all the time by the opposing offense and he rarely defends the pass well. Sure, the other CB is Johnathan Joseph and that should be expected. Last season there was no Johnathan Joseph and he was picked on. What’s the answer? The coaches? The situation? The salary cap? Youth? These are all reasons you state above. I say it is KJ. He is still not a very good player. You’re uncomfortable with punching-bag talk. Perhaps you would like to change history, blame it on all these other reasons, and people would start saying good things about him. He is a punchline for when things go bad for this pass D.
You said most draft picks need good situations, fits. What do you suggest? Trade him, sit him down, play him? They are playing him. He has experienced players to draw from. He has coaching. With all that I have barely noticed any improvement. He still gets beat. He still causes interference when he gets beat. The only thing I would give him right now is his tackling and also he hasn’t given up. But, fan criticism is what it is. He has earned the criticism. All the writers here have criticized him. I don’t think the critics are going to stop just because you want them to. He hasn’t done anything to earn the fans support except to keep showing up and I admire that. I hope he gets better. But, he hasn’t shown anything except occasional flashes and I don’t think that does it for the writers of BRB. They pan him and they roast him, and he is the constant butt of jokes. It’s an automatic LOL! to refer to KJ when a laugh is needed.
So, I don’t know what you’re saying. Stop panning him? Don’t pay any attention to when he trails a WR when he runs his routes? It’s not his fault, it’s the coaches? What? The difference between 2010 and 2011 KJ,.. are you trying to say there is a difference besides the coaching is better, and the experience next to him is better? He’s still a rookie, so be nice? I’m missing the drift. The team is winning more games and keeping the other team from scoring so much, so be nice? The safety play over the top is better so be nice? KJ is still KJ. He is a punchline here on BRB. He hasn’t risen above that, yet.
Are you saying that he will get better? Is this you foreshadowing the rise of KJ the future Pro-Bowler? That would be an interesting take on KJ. You could take a lot of credit for that one.
But, you are right. The 2010 Texans were pitiful. I feel sorry that KJ was put in that position.
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I think there is a compromise
b/w what Rip and Steph say. The simple fact being: don’t GIVE him a spot b/c of draft position, rather, force him to earn it. I think it’s clear that KJax is being outplayed by both Allen and McCain, and that’s a ‘good problem’ to have. I don’t think Allen is that bad at all, and I actually feel that McCain has potential to fill in as our eventual #2 corner.
To be quite frank, I think KJax’s frame, speed, and skill set fits better into a strong safety. The coaching staff still feels he is a legit corner, which is fine. This year is much more like his rookie season than last year. He was expected to have a learning curve. Is he bad? Sure. Is that not to say he hasn’t improved from last season? No. I think that’s unfair to him. He seems to be understanding coverage a bit better, and takes advantage of “getting picked on,” more so than last year. There is clearly room for improvement, but the idea that we expect him to be awesome right away seems to be unfair to him.
Draft position is irrelevant once he’s on the field. Performance, improvement, and how he fits into the team’s scheme become more important determinants of what to expect from a player. With that said, there is no reason to assume he will be great, nor, to act like he can’t be a valuable contributor to this team going forward.
I still am in favor of Allen starting
Not that he is that much better than KJ, in fact he might not be better at all. But he seems to have a nose for the ball, better instincts, or however you would like to describe it. Even if you say that KJ is slightly better on a consistent basis, I would be willing to trade that slight downgrade in consistency for a better ability at a big play. There is no doubt that the situation he was placed in last year had a role in the horribleness that was Kareem, but the question is how much of a role? While he may be better this year (not sure he could have gotten worse) he still seems to be chasing the WR on a regular basis, or giving a 7 yard cushion on a play at the 3 yard line, and still seems to have trouble locating the ball. I have heard others say that the system we play does not suit his skill set, if that is the case then why keep trying to force it?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Allen and KJ are like a set of tin foil covered rabbit ears
If you move them around enough you’re eventually going to hit a sweet spot that gets you better reception, but it doesn’t last long.
Personally, I prefer Allen for the occasional big play potential that you mentioned.
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When you watch the replay
You’ll see that both players where arm wrestling each other all the way down the field. They probably could’ve nailed KJ for not turning his head, but for the most part it was a good no-call.
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We can suggest subjects for posts now?
Mario Williams being the main catalyst for Peyton Manning’s missed 2011 season.
I’d like to write about this subject, but you know. I’m fucking lazy as shit.
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by Jordann on Nov 6, 2011 10:56 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
You just can't argue with fundamental truths like that...
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Based on the number
of yards given up per game, the Texans are now the number 1 defense in the NFL.
They need a Wade Appreviation Day at Reliant
Wade plush dolls, Wade bobbleheads, a statue….the works.
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As long as said statue has him wearing pants.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 6, 2011 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
There are decency laws ensuring that, aren't there?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 6, 2011 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
...or maybe just a bust...
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by SuperSerial on Nov 7, 2011 12:00 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If you heard him call in on the 610 postgame show, you would have little doubt of this.
You could hear the pride/joy over how this defense is playing come screaming through the phone line.
I've been having a ball
this year hosting Wade Inebriation Day every Sunday. Here’s to you Mr. Wade Allen Phillips. With a face like Mrs. Doubtfire and legs like an anorexic, albino cadaver; you have delivered as advertised. Once again turning a pathetic “D” into a group that I am having more fun watching than our “O”. So raise a glass and a smoked sausage link to Bum’s Boy. Real Men of Genius.
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by CTacc on Nov 7, 2011 9:37 AM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Delivered as advertised?
I think he exceeded everyone’s wildest dreams.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
Is there such thing as a perfect comment??
This one comes pretty close, if so.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
Ha
That Archer episode was on last night.
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I’m thinking he is gettin it guys,…coaching makes a difference. Just to compare,who was the worst cb on the Cowboys,Bills until Wade got there? Also I believe Cody is having a great year.He does what is asked of him…am I wrong?I’m not glorifying anyone, I would enjoy some opinons though. Yes I am drunk.
by Fastalkerus_Prime on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Yes, he does what he is asked to do, but we can't expect more
He is not a weak player, but he is not also a threat to the offense, because he has his limitations. No one talks about him like Ngata. Who is, I know? But, no one fears Cody. But, you are correct. He is not the loser that some BRB writers would like you to think, who have written pieces on just that subject, detailing individual plays where he was beaten. Well, that happens. By the end of this season when the D is highly ranked after 16 games, the naysayers can eat crow.
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I don't care who you are, Cody is one funny SOB.
His whole “Cody Island” lock down reply in postgame interviews had me LOL’ing all the way home from the game. And if you have not seen either the Halloween or Ninja additions of “On the Nose,” you are truly missing out.
so we don't have to let them catch ball??
Glad wade could come in and clear up the rules for the secondary. Should we start resting players? We don’t really need two rb’s running for 100 yards each game against most of the teams were facing here on out. Run some emu oil on the hammies!! Go Texans!!!
by MiamiTexas on Nov 7, 2011 6:24 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
With Cush being promoted to team Captain can we call him Captain Crunch?
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by SteelBlueUSMC on Nov 7, 2011 8:07 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
lol
I like this idea!
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Never try to baptize a cat.
I hope the NFL fines the crap out of Shawn Lauvao for that personal foul head butt after the play when Cush had no helmet
I honestly can’t understand why he wasn’t ejected for shit like this.
I want this as my wallpaper...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
What's more potent than unicorn blood?
I hope someone opens that wound every week. That is pure, gamma-radiated goodness!
“You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Dreessen apparently has a weekly bloody face too
It just never quite heals over.
I just wish I had a game pic of that too
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
"No one makes me bleed my own blood"
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 7, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
And of course another

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
"I have some fava beans and a nice keeeANtee..."
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Flacco
He is not one of the top three QBs the Texans have faced. In fact, his game against the Texans was far and away his best game of the season and there is a lot of talk in Baltimore that he is not the guy for the future, if only there was an alternative right now. He is stinking it up if it wasn’t for his game against the Texans. He just plain and simple had a good game. Everything he threw up there was caught. It happens. I wouldn’t hold it against the Texans pass D.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Who is that Painter guy? I don't remember him...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
What's your guys' opinions on Glover Quin so far?
I live way far from Houston so I don’t get to see enough games. How has he been after his position switch this year?
hasnt been lighting it up
but has been solid, and hasnt made even one giant mistake I can remember. had some issues in the saints game, but so did everyone else. guy is just going to get better
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
I'm pretty sure he blew coverage on a touchdown at least once
but I don’t remember what game
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Saints
Jimmy Graham used him. He’s also “credited” with Reggie Wayne’s TD in the opener.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
He's done well.
Nothing really big, positively or negatively, for the most part. He’s a tackling son of a bitch, though. Everyone in the secondary is, actually.
But yeah… GQ is doing well, and should continue to improve with more time back there.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
He completely stood up Daniel Thomas in the red-zone against Miami.
Stopped a for-sure touchdown. For a converted corner, he absolutely brings it against the run.
this quote is amazing
The Browns — who lost right tackle Tony Pashos to a knee injury in the second quarter — were no match on this day for Reed, who was replacing injured Pro Bowler Mario Williams. Reed stormed in off the edge all game, sacking McCoy twice and pounding him three other times.
"Today was kind of a weird experience," said Reed. "They were setting me free a lot off the edge and I don’t know if it was just their protection scheme or the crowd noise but that was fun. I did miss a couple of opportunities because I couldn’t believe they weren’t blocking me."
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2011/11/cleveland_browns_qb_colt_mccoy_9.html
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I was truly amazed by how many times they let him run free off the edge
Phillips doesn’t use that many wild blitz schemes. The Browns coaches and players should have been able to get someone on him. Tackle, tight end, RB chipping, whoever. It seemed like every other passing down he just had a straight line to McCoy.
It should be noted
That the passer ratings for Big Ben and Hasselbeck are misleading. Neither had as good a game as those ratings might indicate.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Those are their overall ratings
Not specifically against us.
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