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This Week in the Red Zone, or Don't Blink or You'll Miss Our Spiffy New Mobile Quarterback: Cleveland Browns v. Houston Texans

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Ho hum, another game, another notch in the win column for the Texans.  It's starting to feel a bit old hat to see the Texans come out of a game with the victory these last few weeks.

Oh, who am I kidding?  This winning stuff never gets old, especially if you think back to this time last year (vs. the Chargers).   Our secondary was burned regularly by the likes of Seyi Ajirotutu.  The Texans had to mount enormous fourth quarter comebacks to make up for, to put it kindly, lackadaisical offensive play in the first half each week. 

Think about that game.

Now think back to this one.

Now back to that game.

Now back to this one.

Against the Browns, the Texans dominated on both sides of the ball in all four quarters of the game (except that one garbage-time TD to Joshua Cribbs, which we'll chalk up to aliens or something).

Hell, even Bill Cowher (and I feel dirty quoting him) called the Texans "the most complete team in football."  Frankly, I'm still not sure I believe that he really said that.

It feels damn good to be a Texans fan this year.

Oh, and we have red zone stuff.  So jump and let's continue to revel in this week's win.

Star-divide

First Quarter

First Red Zone Drive

Our first appearance in the red zone doesn't come on the first drive of the game, oddly enough.  Not to say they didn't score on their first drive, it just didn't occur in the red zone.  At any rate, their SECOND drive lands the Texans in the red zone after Matt Schaub threw a 12-yard pass to Owen Daniels to get them to the 10-yard line.

On first-and-goal at the Browns' 10-yard line, Arian Foster ran off the left guard's side for a gain of eight down to the two-yard line.

Second-and-goal at the two comes and Schaub throws an incomplete pass intended for Arian Foster.

Third-and-goal comes, still at the two, and Schaub takes the ball and rumbles into the end zone for a Texans touchdown.

Time Spent in Red Zone:  0:56
End Result:  Matt Schaub shows off his wheels as he runs the ball in for the touchdown!
Score:  Cleveland 0 - Houston 14

Second Quarter

Second Red Zone Drive

The Texans' second red zone appearance was a really quick one.  They get into the red zone after a nine-yard run by Ben Tate gets the offense to the Browns' 19-yard line.

That's all Arian Foster needed, as he ran a sweep off the right side into the end zone for another Texans touchdown.

Time Spent in Red Zone:  0:05
End Result:  Arian Foster slices through the Browns' defense for the touchdown!
Score:  Cleveland 3 - Houston 21

Third Quarter

Third Red Zone Drive

The third, and final, red zone drive is also the longest drive of the day for the Texans.  They start their drive at the 14 after Schaub completed a pass to Foster for seven yards.

On third-and-two at the Browns' 14, Schaub completes an eight-yard pass to Owen Daniels, getting the Texans to the six-yard line with a fresh set of downs.

It's first-and-goal and Foster gets the carry for a three yard gain.

Second-and-goal at the Browns' three-yard line comes and Schaub throws an incomplete pass to Lawrence Vickers (I know, stunning, isn't it?). 

Third down comes and Schaub throws the ball to Jacoby Jones, and the ball falls incomplete.

Finally, out comes the hard-hitting Neil Rackers who successfully kicks a 21-yard field goal.

Time Spent in Red Zone:  1:43
End Result:  21-yard field goal for Neil Rackers
Score:  Cleveland 3 - Houston 27

Number of Trips in Red Zone:  3
Total Amount of Time in Red Zone:  2:44
Average Amount of Time in Red Zone:  0:54
Red Zone Efficiency:  3/3 (100%)
Scores in Red Zone:  2 TDs (Schaub, Foster) 1 FG (Rackers 21)

Next on the hit list is the second part of the Texans' tour of Florida:  the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  Will Andre be able to convince Kubiak and Co. to let him play in his home state on Sunday?  Stay tuned.

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Let me be the first to say, "Good quotes from Cowher...."

Complete, what do you think he is referring to?

The depth? Losing Mario and AJ, and both offense and defense is still pumping.

The quality of the O and D? They are pumping a pretty heavily.

The QB? Schaubby has more rushing TDs than Chris Johnson.

Whatever, this team is firmly in first in their division, now. And, we can all put on our best “Patriots Fan” imitations. Proceed!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

Think he meant we got all facets of the ball covered.

1. Rush Offense
2. Pass Offense
3. Rush Defense
4. Pass Defense

All covered. Teams that are doing better than us cannot say that. Green Bay and NE has shit for pass D, SF has shit for Pass Offense, Cincy/Balt/Pitts all have their own issues here and there, etc etc.

by jkcheng122 on Nov 7, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Now if we can work a little more on STs

Although, I will say, the STs are doing better than they were earlier in the season and especially better than preseason. So, improvement is a good thing. Hope they keep improving, because they are still not real good.

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

this.

i was just about to post that special teams looks less terrible and more average.

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by Carter Liles on Nov 7, 2011 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

It is so easy to put blame on Coach Marciano, and I don't want to make excuses for him

but, he didn’t have OTAs this year and preseason was shorter. But, other teams are in the same boat, so I don’t want to cut him slack, but I will give him credit for bringing them around to being respectable now.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah i agree.

they are, in my opinion, average right now. Which is all we really need from them. If they can get to be maybe a top 12 unit, its a huge bonus.

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by Carter Liles on Nov 7, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

When you think about it, STs are probably more attitude and being perfect in the few formations than O and D

There are probably very few plays and formations for STs compared to the O and D. But the few formations they do, they need to be perfect in their execution otherwise it can result in a spectacularly bad play against them, because STs operate in mostly an open-field environment. I suspect the ST coaches do a LOT of analyzation of game film to find their errors and they probably film the practices and analyze that to death, too. Maybe, someone with more knowledge on that can comment.

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

You kick it to Cribbs

you can pretty much expect a sizable return. And he was rested.

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 7, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I just love that our QB is running for touchdowns now.

I truly thin with AJ back, we can run with anybody in the NFL

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by Carter Liles on Nov 7, 2011 10:00 AM CST reply actions  

With Foster and Tate

We are already running over everybody in the NFL.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

That was a real pleasure to watch those two have their own little personal competition

and, believe me, they are having their own little personal competition. They want the team to succeed, yes, but they always, always, both of them, want to be the guy who gets the bigger run, the better TD, the longest pass, the jukiest juke, all of that!

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

I get the feeling Arian doesn’t really like having someone so talented behind him, but in the end it’s the best case scenario because it’ll keep him pushing himself to get better in order to remain the #1 guy.

I’m curious to see how this is going to play out in contract negotiations.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

^This

I’m a little concerned that if Tate keeps it up they’ll try to short Arian on his contract and he walks.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they're smarter than that

But they do have the leverage now to bring the contract price down to a level they’re comfortable with. Bob is a loyal owner so I’m sure they’ll work it out. It just may not be for as much as Foster’s agent was hoping for before Tate bust onto the scene.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He will be restricted, so he can choose to negotiate with the Texans

or, go out on the open market and get offers which the Texans have a choice to match. I expect scenario number two, so let’s see what the market price is on Foster. I have a feeling it will be quite high. Ball will be in the Texans’ court.

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

^^this^^

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by DilloTex on Nov 7, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he's faster than Foster, but he's definitely stronger

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 7, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

One of the announcers also called Tate fast yesterday

He’s not glacially slow, but I don’t see him as a speed demon. Bruiser, yes.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

He's very quick for his size, as is Foster

They run differently, but I would compare them to each other in speed and size.

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say Tate is just slightly slower than Foster, but not really noticeably slower than him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 7, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Had to wreck that.

Because the little bit of Tate I’ve been able to see, he looks like a freight train coming down hill once he gets through the line and into the secondary.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 7, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

My sister made this comment on her facebook page after Schaub ran that TD in
“I see you Schaub trying to redeem yourself with me!”

She was one of the many who thinks Schaub could have ran it in against the Raiders. I keep telling her she’s wrong about that though

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 7, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK TAMPA FUCKING BAY FUCK

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by AllenOU on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

7-3 time?

Yes I think its possible

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by Antho10000 on Nov 7, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I expect it

I honestly am expecting a win this weekend, with or without AJ (though I would prefer with)

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

On a side note

Let me express how absolutely and unequivocally overjoyed I am to now be EXPECTING and not hoping for wins as a Texan fan. Life is good….

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

We are the #2 seed in the AFC!!!

Ciny is #1 so we just need to handle our business there and everywhere else. haha.

by Texan5513 on Nov 7, 2011 10:28 AM CST reply actions  

not even that

cinci has 2 bal 2 pit 1 texans left. they go 1-4 probably in those games

we need to just NOT SHIT THE BED against jax after the bye week. that concerns me

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by AllenOU on Nov 7, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

naw

they’ll go 4-1, because I want them too

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by nolander on Nov 7, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Fire Kubes, hire Nolie!

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow. Who would have thought we'd be playing for

-Division Champ
-#1 seed with first rd bye
-Home field advantage in playoffs

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 7, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

And by Week 9

Have the #1 Defense!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 7, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Missing Red Zone Appearance

Doesn’t Demps interception return at the end of the 1st half technically count as a RZ appearance even though we only had two seconds for the FG?

by New Texican on Nov 7, 2011 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

Strake Jesuit Highlights

While watching the Rewind, I noticed that the Highlights used about OB1 was against my Highschool team Clear Brook.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 7, 2011 11:21 AM CST reply actions  

Dude

you went to Brook? I went to Clear Creek. That makes us related or something. (Distant cousins?)

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Perhaps

We are Texans related.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

i went to creek

When did u graduate??

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

1997

Did u play football??

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nope

Tennis, and that’s about it.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

do u remember

The gym being painted with an upside down American flag and a kid crying freedom to learn in a comfortable environment during ur senior year??

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Senior year is a blur to me

I think I avoided the gym as much as possible. In fact I’ve blocked out most of my high school memories. I do remember the suicide my Freshman year though. And the 30+ member gang fight that same Freshman year.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

im suprised u dont remember

Myself and my friend Dylan who was a senior with u painted a 30 ft flag and kid crying on the wall of gym facing courtyard when they where talking about enforcing uniforms. That gang fight was bad and I remember that kid blowing his head off in parking lot

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dylan McCabe?

Just a shot in the dark, but it sounds like something he would have done.

I was so focused on getting out of Creek (and LC altogether) that I ignored most of the crap like that. I think I remember something about uniforms, but I knew it wouldn’t go into affect until the next year so I didn’t care.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao!!!

Yeah one of my good friends

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

he and I went to Elementary (Hall) and Intermediate (Creekside) together…although I think he left one of them for a year or two then came back.

Small freaking world.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

no shit!!!

Yeah I was just ready to get out of there myself.. high-school sucked..

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

my name

Is Chris Snitker by the way. What’s urs??

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

dont know ya

But nice to meet you.. u still living there??

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You to

Nope, Spring/Woodlands area now. You?

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

midland

I live in the armpit of Texas.. but money is good in oil field

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Very true

I’ve just been lucky enough to work in the Corporate side of the oil industry.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

lucky u...

I’m a land man out here

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My sister lives in Midland. Her husband is a doc for the Texas Tech medical system in Odessa.

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by texanslady on Nov 7, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to Clear Lake

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wifey

Went to Clear Lake

A cornucopia of wholesome goodness!

by Gerbillogic on Nov 7, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Brook c/o 2002

And our immaculate 0-10 season!

by LouisianaTexan on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

lol

We where 3-7 my senior year

by TexansForLife on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

4-6

Ahh Best of Brook on BRB

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"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

We fell hard in my time there

When I was a freshman they won district and earned the right to get obliterated by Katy in the Astrodome. My senior year we lost homecoming to an Alvin team that would finish 1-9

by LouisianaTexan on Nov 7, 2011 1:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

0 for

That was my sophomore year, and then the next year we went 1-9. (This was Anthony Hills senior season) Winning against what the 0 for Smiley team. Smiley was terrible at football, and awesome in Band

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 7, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Just for fun. LOL.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

I heard about that on the radio this morning.

WTH?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Then

he tried to block the CB. It ended with Sanchez on the ground AND being called for holding.

by Big T33 on Nov 7, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Like this?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Its called the Bitch2X Spread

When ball is snapped, the “receiver” becomes someone’s bitch twice on one play.

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by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 7, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

LMAO

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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Holding

He was only holding of for dear life, as he was being tossed to the ground like like a rag doll.

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Whitest Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Nov 7, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear God

Please let them try this again if we should happen to meet in the playoffs, except let him line up on Brian Cushing.

Amen

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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The Jets in the playoffs

How I yearn for that!

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Second that

They are the team I want to play the most in the playoffs, with revenge against the Ravens coming in a close second.

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by Mumford on Nov 7, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Not me

I hope they miss them as they do not deserve to be in the playoffs

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is he lined up out there?

My head might asplode if I try to figure this one out.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Wildcat

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by Antho10000 on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHA

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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

If I coached against that

The CBs would be told to jam the hell out of that “receiver” and knock him on his a$$

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yep...he coulda/shoulda got done bad. u see how weak he is and how easily hewas thrown around.

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by F-BombTheJets on Nov 7, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

If I coached against that

I’d have ’Dre throwing haymakers all over him in honor of every 17 year old girl in America.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 7, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

off topic a lal bit but how bout the new nickname of our running backs b.....

shock(tate) and aww(foster)

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Derrick Mason - New Milk Carton Child

Whatever happened? I thought he might breathe a little life into the WR’s. Has he been a complete Ochocinco?

by Gabmucs on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

Our running game happened

Schaub’s pass attempts are way down with the awesomeness of the Texans run game. And since he’s not throwing as much there’s not a lot of targets for Mason or Johnson. It’s a shame for Mason really because I think he brings a lot to the table.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 7, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully he'll be a bigger part of the offense when Andre comes back

When teams start dedicating a safety to Jim hopefully it will really open up oift spots for possession receivers like Mason to get behind linebackers. Plus maybe they’re keeping him below 33 catches to keep from paying that puck to the Jets

by LouisianaTexan on Nov 7, 2011 2:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Who the hell is Jim?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 7, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Just violated my own policy against LOL.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
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by Lone Spot on Nov 7, 2011 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I just lost a dollar....

TO MYSELF!

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by Taco Joe on Nov 8, 2011 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been saying this all along...
Hell, even Bill Cowher (and I feel dirty quoting him) called the Texans “the most complete team in football.”

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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Nov 7, 2011 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

Yeh, but you said it when they were .500..... lol!

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 7, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

ou team better prep for Green Bay because its going to be your team and the cheese heads in the Super bowl

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Nov 7, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

They're prepping

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 8, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I realized two things sunday

1.) I don’t hate Schaub when he throws less than 25 times
2.) I would fuck Colt McCoy’s mom.

that is all..

by Toolshed1 on Nov 7, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

^^This

For #2. Schaub is good but Colt’s mom is better

by HabitualHoustonFan on Nov 7, 2011 7:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Definitely MILF material there

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 7, 2011 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

okay

I can go along with that

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 8, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Schtick Stealer!

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by Jordann on Nov 7, 2011 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

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