Open Thread: Monday Night Football (Bears v. Eagles)
by Tim on Nov 7, 2011 7:00 PM CST
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PrintI like football.
Do you like football?
You do? Neat. Let's watch the Bears play the Eagles on Monday Night Football together then.
And if you could somehow keep a good thought about Jason Avant finishing with less than 62 yards and no TDs, I'd greatly appreciate it.
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Two chicks who love to say the name "Urlacher"
Suzy Kolber; “Oh that Brian Urlacher, Urlacher, Urlacher, Urlacher and did I mention Urlacher”?
Rachel Nichols: “Thanks Suzy, I love to say that name…Urlacher, Urlacher, Urlacher Urlacher…it just rolls right off the tongue!”
Meanwhile..
Bears fan “Urlacher is so underrated this year”
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by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 7, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
So
Jerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Jerry Ford.
Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her there! I’m Homer Simpson!
Jerry: Say, Homer, do you like football?
Homer: Do I ever!
Jerry: Do you like nachos?
Homer: Yes, Mr. Ford.
Jerry: Well, why don’t you come over and watch the game, and we’ll have nachos? And then, some beer.
Homer: Ooh!
[they walk across the street]
Jerry, I think you and I are going to get along just —
[they both trip]
Both: D’oh!
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Did anyone else hear boomer on the pre-game show say..
“and here are the game day pricks presented by Lenovo.”
by Slightly Obsessed on Nov 7, 2011 7:33 PM CST reply actions
Freudian slip, I'm sure.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Looking forward to a good game.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
over under on cutler sacks.
I’m saying 4.5?
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
Over.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Forte
Eagles are going to get run over all day, eagles should trade us drc and that 1rd pic for meco.
by Hstntxns on Nov 7, 2011 7:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
DREAM TEAM!
I hope VY makes an appearance and throws a quick pick.
Also: LOL at Roy Williams blocking. Jeez, two massive UT fails on the field tonight.
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lol DRC was whining before the play was over.
Gave up about 5 more yards.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Nice tackling out there.
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Anyone else notice
That every player on the eagles D has a huge nose?
by splanket on Nov 7, 2011 7:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
DREAM TEAM DEFENSE!!!11!
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
Apologies, Tim...
but we do not root against Michigan players in this house.
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Says who?!
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
The ghost of Bo Schembechler, for one.
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by MDC on Nov 7, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
very dirty. very arrogant
/Texan’d
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cutler looks like Aaron Rodgers
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~Muhammad Ali
Would it be appropriate to say
That Asante was /NUTT’d?
by splanket on Nov 7, 2011 8:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Just heard Amobi Okoye
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~Muhammad Ali
Amobust!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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Doesn't matter, I'm taking the over.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Impossible to count
But equal to the number of times Gruden smokes Urlachers pole
by HabitualHoustonFan on Nov 7, 2011 8:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Doubt it. We only get a mention when we play good teams. And it has more to do with them than us.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
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Oh Forte. That's how you lose money.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Jason Avant
Is setting me up. I can feel it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Huge fumble!
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SECede?....Whoop(s)!!
"marion barber the barbarian" and "action jackson"
Really gruden??
by Dmo_Htx on Nov 7, 2011 9:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Chris Berman Has Been Giving Him Tips
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 7, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Jobu help us all.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
God, I'm glad I have the TV on mute.
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Eep.
I’m up 20 playing against Vick and DeSean. I must say, that first half was delightful. May they each turn the ball over six more times.
/nobody cares about my 3-5 fantasy team. Including me. Sort of.
I want the BEARS TO WIN
who the hell gave Philly the -7.5 spread!
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I want cushing to bowl over McCoy and shut everyone up.
//Drools
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All right McCoy, 15 more points is all I need.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions
I Support This Endeavor
If it means less targets for Avant.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Less targets for Maclin.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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Jackson heard footsteps there
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Player makes a good play.
Lack of brain cells due to football injuries force commentator to say “He’s a great football player. Is there anything he doesn’t do? I don’t think so.”
Thank you Gruden. Thank you.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
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Samuel
With his best Kareem Jackson impression there
…I take it back – Kareem has not been that bad this year
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That was so...
Jr High
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
#walrusfail
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Uhh.
Wasn’t Chas Henery their 4th round pick out of Nebraska?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Ohhhh.
Well what’s that guy doing? I thought he was their Punter and the kicker.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
just kicker
their punter is Chas Henry, hence the confusion
by Travis Roggatz on Nov 7, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Saw this on twitter
Chris Jones
DRC is being picked on more than Kareem jackson
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Really Impressed With Cutler Tonight
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Fuck you Scrabble.
Enjoy your “ring”
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
You Know Who Wouldn't Have Interfered There?
Johnathan Freaking Joseph, that’s who.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 7, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Soooo rec'd
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I rec'd this ^^
…and so should you.
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Thanks for getting Joseph, Rick!
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by TexansDC on Nov 7, 2011 10:37 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
^this
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Nnamdi not used to playing on that side of the field
Honestly. How stupid is it to make your Offensive Line coach your Defensive Coordinator?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I Would Have Rather
Had our OL coach as the DC than Frank Bush.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I'd rather have Freddy as DC.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yes
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Tim Thinks Bud Adams Hiring Frank Bush Was A Great Move
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 7, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
He thought hiring VY was brilliant too...
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
NO!
NEEDS MOAR FIELD GOALS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
MOAR Field goals for the BEF!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
NO
ROBBIE NEEDS MORE POINTS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Stuart Scott
Now all I can think of when I see him is…
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:41 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Obligatory
#nobodycaresaboutyourfantasyteam
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Chokes
…. again
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Long hang time punt out of bounds please!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Deshawn Jackson can suck a fart out of my ass, he's getting cut from my fantasy team tomorrow
what a complete suck hole he has been this season!
lulz
what fail…
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Cutler
“we kept battlin’”
Kubes is such a trend setter
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
wow. at least attempt a hail mary
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
the only reason i'm pissed
Is that I don’t want a 9-7 cryboys team to win the div. The more people ahead of the the better.
by HTown80 on Nov 7, 2011 10:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Because we can't have a Manningless-playoffs?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 7, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
if the giants go
3 mannings in the playoffs?
by Travis Roggatz on Nov 7, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
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