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Gary Kubiak's Monday Presser: More On Antonio Smith, Andre Johnson, And Why Wade Phillips Should Be Canonized

Alright, I may have made up that last part. Gary Kubiak didn't actually say that Wade Phillips should be canonized. I just wrote that so the headline would grab you. William Randolph Hearst would be proud.

Shameless yellow journalism aside, some of the most interesting quotes from Kubes' presser this afternoon are after the jump.

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(on if DE Antonio Smith had an MRI today) "Yeah, he’s fine. He’s just got a banged up shoulder. He did take a shot going into the second half. I think he played eight or nine plays in the second half. Really, really sore today, he did not work out with the team. He stayed inside, but knowing Antonio, he’ll be ready to go. He just may miss some time this week in practice."
(on WR Andre Johnson) "He worked out today. The workout went very good. Will he be on the practice field Wednesday? I don’t know. We’re going to take it a day at a time, but we’re back on the track to Andre getting back on the field here very, very quickly. Hopefully that’s this week, but I don’t know. We’ll see, but he’s very upbeat, went through a tough little few days there the week before, but now we’ve come out of this thing fine and he’s back on track."
(on what defensive coordinator Wade Phillips does successfully) "Well going against Wade for years as an offensive coach, he does a hell of a job of busting protections. Without me getting into a long deal, being able to bust people’s protection schemes and get heat on the quarterback is the key in this League. It’s what we face offensively. He does an excellent job of that. Us getting after the quarterback and the job that we’re doing on the back end right now getting Johnathan Joseph I think has really been a key to our success so far. Some people have tried to run the ball on us. Yesterday we stepped up and stopped the run too. I just think it starts with the pressure that we’re able to get on the quarterback and he does a lot of things and our guys have responded and done a good job of learning it at a very quick pace."
(on what worries him about the Buccaneers) "Well the first thing that’s jumped at me, they’ve played some good people. They’ve played the Saints twice already. They got beat by Detroit on opening day. San Francisco’s 7-1, so you got to look at this football team sitting there 4-4, but they’ve played a very tough schedule. A big quarterback, makes a lot of plays. They’ve come back on some football teams. They battle for four quarters. It’s always been a tough place to play when I’ve been in the League. We know we’ll get their best. They’re coming off a tough division game last weekend and like I said yesterday, everything’s going to get tougher. The games will get bigger. Everything will get a little tougher on everybody, so we just got to continue to raise our level of play."
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Im first in line

For the wade Phillips fan club membership

by brightshinies on Nov 7, 2011 9:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

until he shows up in shorts

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 7, 2011 9:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

...a wet leather thong

and green’d

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Nov 8, 2011 7:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I will be his intern :D hehehe young rights :D

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Nov 7, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sterilized and tortured

What’s the difference?

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Nov 8, 2011 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

You can have a lot more fun with fewer consequences when sterilized once you get over the pain

You kinda have to add in the torture to balance it out

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 8, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

If I were Pope

Wade would already be the patron saint of protecting things.

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by MDC on Nov 7, 2011 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

I hired

Kareem to watch a safe…do you think he can protect it?

by Jhua on Nov 7, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Does protecting it

require not falling down?

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by MDC on Nov 7, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

he's certainly not

going to blanket it with great coverage. but i’m sure he’ll really battle out there.

by Travis Roggatz on Nov 7, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

its kind of a “one of these things is not like the others” thing. He’s not “gritty”.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 7, 2011 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

If he is allowed to get away

with interference like Revis, then yes.

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 8, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL
They battle for four quarters.

Typical Bucs, always out there battlin’

by Travis Roggatz on Nov 7, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

I swear. I heard "battlin'" used by at least 5 different teams yesterday.

Browns, Tom Brady and more…

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 7, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Jay Cutler just said it about Mike Vick after the game.

by Mr. Robie on Nov 7, 2011 11:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

There's a school in Corpus Christi located on a "

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Nov 8, 2011 6:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

There's a high school in Corpus Christi located on a "Battlin' Buc Blvd".

True story.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Nov 8, 2011 6:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Miller HS

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 8, 2011 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I did my student teaching there.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Nov 8, 2011 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The day we officially clinch a playoff berth will forevermore be St. Wade Day.

So three weeks from now is my guess.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd for "Father Blitz"

"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"

by jstid911 on Nov 8, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Wade is a prophet sent down to earth with the sole purpose of taking the Texans to the promised land.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 7, 2011 10:27 PM CST reply actions  

From worst to first in defense

That is just amazing

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

This reminded me of a joke.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 8, 2011 6:57 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

Because she’s a woman.

And that dead part may also have something to do with it.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 8, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Texans should handle the Bucs just fine

Especially if we get Dre back

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2011 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

I just gave it it's 30th rec in your honor.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Nov 8, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Eating?

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 8, 2011 6:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Foot massages?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 8, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Also acceptable:

A magnanimous neener-neener.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Nov 7, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

god i love this comment

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 7, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

except they are in a very good division.

They’ve already beaten NOLA at home. It’s gonna be a tough/good game.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Nov 8, 2011 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Verbal rec for you...

Yea I know what you mean. It’s so damn annoying. Born and raised here in SA, and I love everything about this place, except for this damn city’s obsession with that fucking team!

by RaY210 on Nov 7, 2011 11:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Cowboys market themselves very well in Mexico.

When I was a kid we took annual trips to Mexico and there was Cowboy shit all over the place down there. Say what you will those bastards in Arlington, but the guy with the stretchy face can hustle up some cash.

by JMFC on Nov 8, 2011 7:20 AM CST up reply actions  

From San Antonio

and was always an Oilers fan….Till you know… always wondered why Dallas had the market. Many a fistfight had with my brother over this. Go Texans. And I love Wade! And I’m drunk!

by sammocyr on Nov 7, 2011 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

always an Oilers/Texans fan (read Houston), I live in Corpus and I love San Antonio despite the Cowgirls fascination.
And I’m drunk!

also.

Cheers, mate. It is a good time to be a Houston fan.

p.s. Nov. 20? MLS Championship, come one, Dynamo – fuck the Galaxy in the Beckham!!!

"Nothing could, literally, not be more exciting..."

by jaws on Nov 8, 2011 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Quoting with myself
fuck the Galaxy

is my existential solution to

"Nothing could, literally, not be more exciting..."

by jaws on Nov 8, 2011 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I live in Corpus Christi, too. Cool place.

Okay, that’s all I got. But yeah!

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Nov 8, 2011 6:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

FUCK THE GALAXY!!!

DREAM SCREAM BELIEVE! Dynamo with three cups after the 20th!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 8, 2011 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Dear Cowfart fans,

Of the two Ryan boys, Rex got the brains, Rob got the hair.

Yours,

UT

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 7, 2011 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Also an acceptable answer.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Nov 8, 2011 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

this makes me want

to go over to BTB and laugh at them/

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Nov 8, 2011 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

The only thing that makes Dallas bearable

is watching Cowbitch fans with faces like this one:

and SMU girls of course…

by Albiceleste on Nov 7, 2011 11:14 PM CST reply actions  

lulz

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Nov 7, 2011 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

"He's my Quarterback! Waaaaaah!!"

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 8, 2011 7:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Since no one called you out,
Shameless yellow journalism

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Nov 8, 2011 1:06 AM CST reply actions  

Just saw the Q-tip on TV

It made me want to simultaneously throw something at the TV and sob uncontrollably. Bad memories.

by MaloneyPony on Nov 8, 2011 5:56 AM CST reply actions  

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