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Around SBN: Trent Richardson Interviews Fellow Brown Brandon Weeden

An interesting claim for a young coach and a younger locker room. The Bucs definitely need the help in the middle of their defensive line, but would you subject a team to the cancer that is Haynesworth?

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Now THAT is an act of desparation

I know TB said they still see a player who can be disruptive. So do I, but for every play he is effective on he half-asses the next 5 series.

I can run faster horny than she can scared

by DeathBySexy on Nov 9, 2011 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

Disruptive, sure.

But generally only in terms of team chemistry.

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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a bit concerned

that he will show up and actually try against us to “show everybody wrong” and then proceed to go back to not caring for every game after that.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

If you brought in

Jeff Fisher as a consultant to do a “reach around” on Al before each game he seems to really respond.

"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

by CTacc on Nov 9, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Blazing Saddles...always good for a rec.

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 9, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Garsh Mr. LaMarr

You use your tongue better than a…

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

KANSAS CITY WHORE!

Somewhere, Matt Cassel looked up.

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

$20 whore, actually.

But I approve the sentiment regardless.

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 11, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Would he play Sunday?

by Ryan81 on Nov 9, 2011 3:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

About every 5th play that he's in the game...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 9, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Myers should have a highlight reel play every 5th play, then...

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."

by Rip Jersey on Nov 9, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He pretty much already does.

He’s absurdly good at run-blocking this season.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Doug Farrar agrees

Here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

special recognition!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."

by Rip Jersey on Nov 10, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

thats my question

Will he play Sunday and how effective will he be

by TexansForLife on Nov 9, 2011 4:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Garbage

They would do something like this, I guess Foster and Tate spooked them something nasty.

by EastonFection on Nov 9, 2011 4:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

This makes no difference

It has already been written. Foster and Tate shall sink the battleship of Tampa Bay and claim Raymond James Stadium as their very own.

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by Antho10000 on Nov 9, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

So let it be written, so let it be done.

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by texanslady on Nov 9, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

...and all those clad in battle red murmured...amen.

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by chuckiepoo on Nov 9, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

amen

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 9, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

*cough* No Religion *cough*

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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I think the "religion" of football is exempted :P

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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 10, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

All Praise Be To Andre

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 10, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So say we all...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 10, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope they start him on Sunday.

Should be fun to watch him standing in place, flailing his arms in the direction of the ballcarrier.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Nov 9, 2011 4:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

In answer to your question,

No. No I would not.

/Of course I wouldn’t subject a wiley old coach and a veteran locker room to him either.

by Franchise19 on Nov 9, 2011 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Hes a joke now.

I love how in his patriot highlights on espn hes completely missing a tackle on while flopping around looking like a fish.

by Dmo_Htx on Nov 9, 2011 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

ehh. low risk. high reward.

and we can all thank the bucs for not even letting him be an option for us. soo that awesome

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Nov 9, 2011 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

Oy ve. Jabba the Locker Room Poison just joined my team.

Well, on the positive side of things, if we switch up our schemes and line him up next to Frank Okam, there might literally be no room for an interior running lane.

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Condolences.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You're assuming

that Albert cares enough to even try to hold his ground.

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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

...or stand up

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by DilloTex on Nov 9, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

True

Though he’d make a pretty big obstacle even if he was laying on the ground, desperately hoping for someone to offer him a hand up.

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Seeing as how we step on heads now

Methinks a certain Mr. Gurode may wanna watch this game.

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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Haynesworth

is gonna look real silly if he does play. I’m sure he’ll be calling us “dirty” along with all the other DTs who’ve played us.

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 9, 2011 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

The only thing he brings to the table

Is a space filling body and leftover Halloween candy. And honestly the candy would be more worrisome, tummy aches and all.

by BricAM on Nov 9, 2011 5:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Any chance

They picked him up due to his previous encounters with Schaub.(maybe a little bit?) Maybe i’m overthinking it.

by David V on Nov 9, 2011 5:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Maybe they're more scared

Cuz Schaub is a dual threat QB now.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 9, 2011 5:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Eh

Doubt it- it’s more the culmination of the need to plug up the hole left by GMC’s injury.

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He failed to use the sarcasm font on the term "dual-threat"

It’s all because teh Schaub ran one in last game. Normally he’s about as agile as a water buffalo.

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by Christopher H on Nov 10, 2011 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

No worries- after all, I mean literally “plug up the hole”- dude’s so fat he’s got three moons and a planetary ring.

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes I meant it as sarcasm

BTW, This water buffalo didn’t appreciate your comment. He would make a good FB though.

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by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 6:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Honestly in a dumbass race... Who would win? Between...

Daniel Snyder
Jerruh Jones or
Beelzebud?

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by DilloTex on Nov 9, 2011 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

dead heat?

/cue the dead horse….

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 9, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Meteorite

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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

the guy is done

I had to listen to rome is burning today and he showed alberts lowlights from the giants game, no2team, the center or a guard simply had his way with him, I wouldnt worry at all about a washed up rich lazy fat guy. rome called him a sled. lulz

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Nov 9, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know about that

He looked like he was about to start Tebowing, but then he slipped & went back to Tebowing

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by The Night Owl on Nov 9, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

You can almost see the thought bubbles: “….really?”

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i tell you what 99 got a motor on him.

now if fat AL would have got up 99 could have made a play.

by southpaw70 on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Nov 10, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Thus Fell Lord Perth

How dare you call me fatty!

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like he stayed on the ground

until he busted a nut on the turf.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 6:56 AM CST up reply actions  

That boy sure has a whole lotta quit in him.

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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for the Ron White quote...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Nov 10, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

That is so f'n hilarious...

If Vick had a cheeseburger duct-taped to him, Albert woulda sacked him in a split second…

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 10, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

It would have taken a double order of ribs – one cheeseburger? meh

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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 10, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

or an hors devours

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 10, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

love this shit

anything to give the texans and edge.

by ainsworth on Nov 9, 2011 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Finally a man more torpid than Frank Okam.

TB fans must be ecstatic. But really, who is a fan of TB? It’s a killer.

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by Xiane on Nov 9, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

I LOVE LOVE LOVE

the word “torpid.” Mainly because it makes me think of a fat, slow torpedo bumping lazily into another boat.

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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Um, speaking for Bucs Nation?

The consensus is: no, not really.

The only upside is that we’re getting him for .7% of the salary that was given for him two years ago, and there’s a very very very very VERY slight chance he might pull it together for us, if he really realizes that this is almost certainly his very last chance. No one’s jumping up and down at this one- it’s more like we’re looking at each other guardedly and saying “Well, they have to have an exit strategy prepared, right?”.

And BTW- there are more Bucs fans than you might realize- don’t front. We like you guys, despite you being the enemy of the week. Expansion teams/traditional doormats shouldn’t shoot each other down- after all folks, we’ve got one more ring than y’all do.

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Goo'd

After spending a few months there for work (literally held out for more money before agreeing to go), I’ve come to refer to JAX as “America’s Arm Pit”. If you’ve ever been there and/or seen it on a map, you realize how many levels upon which this metaphor works.

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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

It was a silly pun

Tampa Bay – Tuberculosis

Both are abbreviated TB. I’m guessing you aren’t a fan of tuberculosis either.

I wasn’t really making fun of the Buccaneers or their fans. I have nothing against your town or team at all.

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by Xiane on Nov 10, 2011 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Tampa is an awesome town.

I used to live there. They have some economic issues, but it’s still a great place. Beautiful place, nice people, good looking girls. I’m headed back there tomorrow for this weekend’s game.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Mons Venus?

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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

It's all good

And who doesn’t love a good bout of consumption?

Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.

by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing to do with this post

But south park is making fun of the history channels obsession with aliens tonight

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 9, 2011 9:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

NICE.

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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank. God.

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by UprootedTexan on Nov 10, 2011 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

It was really good.

Really good.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Nov 10, 2011 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

anybody else crushing on sound FX on the nfl network. man that dude is a monster, how in the hell does he not have a shattered nose brutal brutal brutal. im glad that dude is on our team

there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*

by Steelbluecurtain on Nov 9, 2011 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

^any body else see^

there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*

by Steelbluecurtain on Nov 9, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I recorded that too

But I haven’t watched it yet. I was busy watching Mila Kunis bang Natalie Portman in Black Swan…

by WhiskeyR on Nov 9, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

solid fucking reason to miss it

there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*

by Steelbluecurtain on Nov 9, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there an actual sex scene

or is it just making out?

Because, let’s be clear, your answer will determine whether I watch the flick.

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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

My. God.

/checks Netflix

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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Greened

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by Antho10000 on Nov 9, 2011 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

No rules against.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

ahem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTdxworwZvk&feature=related

If there are any other scenes I don’t know because I have only seen 2 minutes of Black Swan.

by nirvash on Nov 9, 2011 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I...that...I......

There is a God.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Nov 10, 2011 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow, if I get fired and have to live on the streets after I clicked that link...

It would be soooo worth it.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 7:03 AM CST up reply actions  

/sploosh

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by MDC on Nov 10, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

You mean

double sploosh

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by Jordann on Nov 10, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Even if it was

In some instances it is better to ask forgiveness rather than permission. This is one of those instances.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 10, 2011 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

They both have

High motors.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know, if NE can't make you good, nobody can.

Has there been anyone that got better after leaving New England?

by jkcheng122 on Nov 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

No

He didn’t do so well in VA…

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 9, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

/ba dum tss

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Nov 10, 2011 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Teddy Roosevelt?

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by Xiane on Nov 9, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

This week's "Inside the NFL" has Cushing mic'd up, and shows the footage of that cheap shot Lauvao

I can’t believe they didn’t eject Lauvao for that personal foul!!

Cush is a beast with the mic, check it out this week!

by MeMongo on Nov 9, 2011 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

It seems to me...

that Cushing was an equal participant in that head butt. That makes it sooooo much more awesome!! I mean, who head butts somebody w/o a helmet on? Cushing thats who!!

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Nov 10, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

In the Mic'd up Segment.....

he told Colt that he was the smart guy that headbutted someone without a helmet on.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 10, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

I couldnt stop laughing between the thor and history channel parodies

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

did anyone see Albert's Patriot lowlight on NFLN today?

now THAT is a honey badger, he straight up doesn’t give a fuck.

by Toolshed1 on Nov 9, 2011 10:09 PM CST reply actions  

yup

/hiccup
I sarw it
//hiccup
I lmfao

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Nov 9, 2011 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I just watched on the nose

probably schaubs most energetic interview EVAR!

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by Taco Joe on Nov 10, 2011 12:09 AM CST reply actions  

Oh and

Connor’s hair is getting outrageous… guess he is wanting a mane like Brooks Reed

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by Taco Joe on Nov 10, 2011 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

The mane is the way to go.

The Texans’ goal ought to be simple: make every defensive lineman look like Danzig.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Nov 10, 2011 12:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Or at least like the Matthews brothers

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 10, 2011 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Or completely ready to crush some southern fried rock and roll!

OR each drive around the field in a totally sweet custom Camaro.

Or each get a Pantene endorsement.

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by Xiane on Nov 10, 2011 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Schaub reads this blog

And got butt hurt about some of the criticism. Then devoted the next 3 games to actively pursuing those criticism and choking them out. 2 rushing touchdowns back to back, wow. How many times has he been sacked in the last 3 games? I’ll tell you, its not his usual amount. And I can’t remember a INT that wasn’t tipped first. Granted, he hasn’t been passing as much… but he’s on it lately.

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by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 10, 2011 8:16 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

he really has't had to throw much the past two games either.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
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by steelblue on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Well his old 40 attempts isn't really normal when you run the ball like a CHAMPION

I know hes taken a backseat to the run. But we’re running cause we’re winning so I can’t hold it against him. Only 2 other teams have more interceptions than us on defense. And opposing QBs have a combined 66.9 passer rating against us (only the Jets have better.)

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by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 10, 2011 8:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If Schaub reads this blog, then let me direct a question to him:

Is that really you saying “MATT SCHAUB HERE!!” really fast on the Momentum BMW radio commercials? Because it sounds like some schmuck is doing his worst impression of you.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 10, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

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