Per Schefter, Bucs Claim Albert Haynesworth
An interesting claim for a young coach and a younger locker room. The Bucs definitely need the help in the middle of their defensive line, but would you subject a team to the cancer that is Haynesworth?
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Now THAT is an act of desparation
I know TB said they still see a player who can be disruptive. So do I, but for every play he is effective on he half-asses the next 5 series.
I can run faster horny than she can scared
Disruptive, sure.
But generally only in terms of team chemistry.
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a bit concerned
that he will show up and actually try against us to “show everybody wrong” and then proceed to go back to not caring for every game after that.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Ditto (you provincial putz)
I still can’t imagine he’ll get many snaps, but when Roy Miller and Frank Okam are ahead of you for PT? Hmmmm….
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
If you brought in
Jeff Fisher as a consultant to do a “reach around” on Al before each game he seems to really respond.
"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Rec'd
These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know … morons.
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Blazing Saddles...always good for a rec.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 9, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Garsh Mr. LaMarr
You use your tongue better than a…
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
KANSAS CITY WHORE!
Somewhere, Matt Cassel looked up.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
$20 whore, actually.
But I approve the sentiment regardless.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 11, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
About every 5th play that he's in the game...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Chris Myers should have a highlight reel play every 5th play, then...
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."
He pretty much already does.
He’s absurdly good at run-blocking this season.
Doug Farrar agrees
Here.
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special recognition!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."
thats my question
Will he play Sunday and how effective will he be
by TexansForLife on Nov 9, 2011 4:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Garbage
They would do something like this, I guess Foster and Tate spooked them something nasty.
by EastonFection on Nov 9, 2011 4:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This makes no difference
It has already been written. Foster and Tate shall sink the battleship of Tampa Bay and claim Raymond James Stadium as their very own.
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So let it be written, so let it be done.
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I think the "religion" of football is exempted :P
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 10, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
All Praise Be To Andre
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 10, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
So say we all...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I hope they start him on Sunday.
Should be fun to watch him standing in place, flailing his arms in the direction of the ballcarrier.
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by Stupendous Man on Nov 9, 2011 4:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
In answer to your question,
No. No I would not.
/Of course I wouldn’t subject a wiley old coach and a veteran locker room to him either.
Hes a joke now.
I love how in his patriot highlights on espn hes completely missing a tackle on while flopping around looking like a fish.
ehh. low risk. high reward.
and we can all thank the bucs for not even letting him be an option for us. soo that awesome
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
Oy ve. Jabba the Locker Room Poison just joined my team.
Well, on the positive side of things, if we switch up our schemes and line him up next to Frank Okam, there might literally be no room for an interior running lane.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Condolences.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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You're assuming
that Albert cares enough to even try to hold his ground.
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
...or stand up
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
True
Though he’d make a pretty big obstacle even if he was laying on the ground, desperately hoping for someone to offer him a hand up.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 1:26 AM CST up reply actions
Seeing as how we step on heads now
Methinks a certain Mr. Gurode may wanna watch this game.
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Haynesworth
is gonna look real silly if he does play. I’m sure he’ll be calling us “dirty” along with all the other DTs who’ve played us.
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
The only thing he brings to the table
Is a space filling body and leftover Halloween candy. And honestly the candy would be more worrisome, tummy aches and all.
by BricAM on Nov 9, 2011 5:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Any chance
They picked him up due to his previous encounters with Schaub.(maybe a little bit?) Maybe i’m overthinking it.
by David V on Nov 9, 2011 5:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Maybe they're more scared
Cuz Schaub is a dual threat QB now.
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by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 9, 2011 5:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Eh
Doubt it- it’s more the culmination of the need to plug up the hole left by GMC’s injury.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
He failed to use the sarcasm font on the term "dual-threat"
It’s all because teh Schaub ran one in last game. Normally he’s about as agile as a water buffalo.
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by Christopher H on Nov 10, 2011 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
No worries- after all, I mean literally “plug up the hole”- dude’s so fat he’s got three moons and a planetary ring.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
Yes I meant it as sarcasm
BTW, This water buffalo didn’t appreciate your comment. He would make a good FB though.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 6:53 AM CST up reply actions
Honestly in a dumbass race... Who would win? Between...
Daniel Snyder
Jerruh Jones or
Beelzebud?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
dead heat?
/cue the dead horse….
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the guy is done
I had to listen to rome is burning today and he showed alberts lowlights from the giants game, no2team, the center or a guard simply had his way with him, I wouldnt worry at all about a washed up rich lazy fat guy. rome called him a sled. lulz
did I type that outloud? oops.
I don't know about that
He looked like he was about to start Tebowing, but then he slipped & went back to Tebowing
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 9, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
The O-lineman didn't seem to know how to react to that.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 9, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
You can almost see the thought bubbles: “….really?”
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Thus Fell Lord Perth
How dare you call me fatty!
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like he stayed on the ground
until he busted a nut on the turf.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 6:56 AM CST up reply actions
That boy sure has a whole lotta quit in him.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
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by Lone Spot on Nov 10, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the Ron White quote...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
That is so f'n hilarious...
If Vick had a cheeseburger duct-taped to him, Albert woulda sacked him in a split second…
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
Nah
It would have taken a double order of ribs – one cheeseburger? meh
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 10, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
or an hors devours
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 10, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
love this shit
anything to give the texans and edge.
Finally a man more torpid than Frank Okam.
TB fans must be ecstatic. But really, who is a fan of TB? It’s a killer.
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Um, speaking for Bucs Nation?
The consensus is: no, not really.
The only upside is that we’re getting him for .7% of the salary that was given for him two years ago, and there’s a very very very very VERY slight chance he might pull it together for us, if he really realizes that this is almost certainly his very last chance. No one’s jumping up and down at this one- it’s more like we’re looking at each other guardedly and saying “Well, they have to have an exit strategy prepared, right?”.
And BTW- there are more Bucs fans than you might realize- don’t front. We like you guys, despite you being the enemy of the week. Expansion teams/traditional doormats shouldn’t shoot each other down- after all folks, we’ve got one more ring than y’all do.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 9, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm going to venture that one ring is responsible for the fact we're able to count the Jaguars fan(s) with either 1 or 2 hands
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by The Night Owl on Nov 10, 2011 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
Jacksonville, Jacksonville....oh yeah! That place on I-95!
I stopped there once for a burger. Heard they were pulling up and moving west soon- L.A. or somewhere. Took a walk around the block and I understood why. Ha! I joke. They don’t have blocks.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 1:33 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Goo'd
After spending a few months there for work (literally held out for more money before agreeing to go), I’ve come to refer to JAX as “America’s Arm Pit”. If you’ve ever been there and/or seen it on a map, you realize how many levels upon which this metaphor works.
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It was a silly pun
Tampa Bay – Tuberculosis
Both are abbreviated TB. I’m guessing you aren’t a fan of tuberculosis either.
I wasn’t really making fun of the Buccaneers or their fans. I have nothing against your town or team at all.
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It's all good
And who doesn’t love a good bout of consumption?
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing to do with this post
But south park is making fun of the history channels obsession with aliens tonight
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 9, 2011 9:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
NICE.
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Thank. God.
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 10, 2011 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
It was really good.
Really good.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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anybody else crushing on sound FX on the nfl network. man that dude is a monster, how in the hell does he not have a shattered nose brutal brutal brutal. im glad that dude is on our team
there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*
by Steelbluecurtain on Nov 9, 2011 9:12 PM CST reply actions
^any body else see^
there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*
by Steelbluecurtain on Nov 9, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I recorded that too
But I haven’t watched it yet. I was busy watching Mila Kunis bang Natalie Portman in Black Swan…
solid fucking reason to miss it
there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*
by Steelbluecurtain on Nov 9, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Is there an actual sex scene
or is it just making out?
Because, let’s be clear, your answer will determine whether I watch the flick.
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Oh.
My. God.
/checks Netflix
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Is it pushing the rules to post a link to the youtube of that scene?
Cuz I have one if I can post it.
Nope
No rules against.
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ahem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTdxworwZvk&feature=related
If there are any other scenes I don’t know because I have only seen 2 minutes of Black Swan.
I...that...I......
There is a God.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wow, if I get fired and have to live on the streets after I clicked that link...
It would be soooo worth it.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 7:03 AM CST up reply actions
You mean
double sploosh
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Baby, please!
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Those schnitzengrubers wipe you out.
Fire. Greg. Olson. NOW.
by RookTakesYou on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Even if it was
In some instances it is better to ask forgiveness rather than permission. This is one of those instances.
They both have
High motors.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Nov 10, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
that's interesting because I just watched Natalie Portman spread her legs and open a wormhole to the Pilgrim home planet
LOLOLOLOLOLOL>OL>
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I don't know, if NE can't make you good, nobody can.
Has there been anyone that got better after leaving New England?
General Cornwallis?
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by MDC on Nov 9, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
No
He didn’t do so well in VA…
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 9, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
/ba dum tss
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Teddy Roosevelt?
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But what if NE is made of aliens? Could be
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 9, 2011 10:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Imperialist swine.
/no century-old politics.
I like how he was portrayed in Deadliest Warrior
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 10, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
This week's "Inside the NFL" has Cushing mic'd up, and shows the footage of that cheap shot Lauvao
I can’t believe they didn’t eject Lauvao for that personal foul!!
Cush is a beast with the mic, check it out this week!
It seems to me...
that Cushing was an equal participant in that head butt. That makes it sooooo much more awesome!! I mean, who head butts somebody w/o a helmet on? Cushing thats who!!
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
In the Mic'd up Segment.....
he told Colt that he was the smart guy that headbutted someone without a helmet on.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
No kidding
I couldnt stop laughing between the thor and history channel parodies
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
did anyone see Albert's Patriot lowlight on NFLN today?
now THAT is a honey badger, he straight up doesn’t give a fuck.
I just watched on the nose
probably schaubs most energetic interview EVAR!
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Oh and
Connor’s hair is getting outrageous… guess he is wanting a mane like Brooks Reed
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by Stupendous Man on Nov 10, 2011 12:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or at least like the Matthews brothers
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 10, 2011 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
Or completely ready to crush some southern fried rock and roll!
OR each drive around the field in a totally sweet custom Camaro.
Or each get a Pantene endorsement.
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I think Schaub reads this blog
And got butt hurt about some of the criticism. Then devoted the next 3 games to actively pursuing those criticism and choking them out. 2 rushing touchdowns back to back, wow. How many times has he been sacked in the last 3 games? I’ll tell you, its not his usual amount. And I can’t remember a INT that wasn’t tipped first. Granted, he hasn’t been passing as much… but he’s on it lately.
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by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 10, 2011 8:16 AM CST via mobile reply actions
he really has't had to throw much the past two games either.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Well his old 40 attempts isn't really normal when you run the ball like a CHAMPION
I know hes taken a backseat to the run. But we’re running cause we’re winning so I can’t hold it against him. Only 2 other teams have more interceptions than us on defense. And opposing QBs have a combined 66.9 passer rating against us (only the Jets have better.)
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by RayFinkle1985 on Nov 10, 2011 8:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If Schaub reads this blog, then let me direct a question to him:
Is that really you saying “MATT SCHAUB HERE!!” really fast on the Momentum BMW radio commercials? Because it sounds like some schmuck is doing his worst impression of you.


























