Thursday Night Football: Open Thread (Eagles v. Seahawks)
by Tim on Dec 1, 2011 6:45 PM CST
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PrintYou might look at this game and think, "Why would I care about what happens between two mediocre NFC teams? It doesn't affect the Texans at all." As I can read minds, I would respond to your thought as follows:
1. It's football, which is inherently glorious and should be watched whenever possible.
2. I desperately need Marshawn Lynch and Brent Celek to have big games tonight. There are five (5) teams competing for the three (3) remaining playoff spots in my fantasy league, and I can't afford a no-show by Lynch and Celek. As I know you care about my fantasy squad just as much as I do, that gives you yet another reason to pay attention tonight.
Besides, don't you want to be able to contribute to this open thread? Sure you do! Onward in the Comments!
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miami released sage
And there is a strong possibility the colts could cut peyton… wow
by TexansForLife on Dec 1, 2011 6:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I can’t see the Colts cutting Manning.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 1, 2011 7:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
post a link or you're trolling
After all the fivehead has done for that franchise, they don’t just unceremoniously dump him. He’s stll a fan favorite, for jeebus sake.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
He did say "could"
There’s been a lot of speculation that he cannot come back from this injury. We found out today that he is making it into the next stage of rehab, which looks promising for him. But he’s due a lot of money next year and the Colts will need to see that he can throw.
I think what will happen is he will have some kind of compromise with them, where he works out for them before he is due his money in the offseason, instead of coming back this year.
There is a very real possibility he could end up being cut though. Despite the fits he’s given us Texans fans, I would truly hate to see that happen.
Nfl.com has a story about Manning on the front page
At the end they mention the team needing to see him play before deciding whether to pay his $28 million roster bonus before next season.
by JBal on Dec 1, 2011 7:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
on a mobile
Profootballtalk.com he is due 35 mil in Feb if he is not ready by then tough decision for Indy good probability he could be released
by TexansForLife on Dec 1, 2011 7:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He has stated in the past
that he can’t envision playing football(paraphrased) in anything other than a Colts uniform. So I’m guessing that he restructures if he thinks he can play again, or they figure out a way for him to retire gracefully. I just can’t see a cut. I admit it’s possible, I just can’t see it.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder what his health situation is.
I’d rather have Sage than Delhomme
by JBal on Dec 1, 2011 7:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Houston:
Thunderdome for washed-up QBs
by JBal on Dec 1, 2011 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe
but I think Sage has enough in him to win a playoff game or two with this team. I don’t feel the same way about Delhomme and I haven’t seen enough from Yates yet (but I doubt he could lead us to a playoff victory). Sage seems like a good option.
I doubt Sage would pas a physical
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Why is that?
I’ve had Mono, its not like it has lingering affects once its gone. And the twitter reports is that he is fine now.
Agree on Sage.
I hope they get him, if his health permits. I just meant that there would be a lot of non-starters vying for jobs.
by JBal on Dec 1, 2011 7:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's not strictly true.
My experience with mono was long-lasting fatigue. We wouldn’t want our QB falling asleep under center.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Guess it depends on what you healthy in this case.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
don't see a cut, if he can play Indy is going with him
you don’t boot a healthy HOF QB for any prospect no matter how good you think he might be.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
I hope so
I would love for them to waste money on Peyton that they could use rebuilding the team.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 1, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Peyton wanted to take less than Brady and Peyton refused.
he’s not going to be a burden on the team. He retires or comes back, maybe pushing back money in his deal.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
*Irsay refused
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
huh?
do you mean the devil refused?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Irsay insisted on Peyton getting a bit more than Brady
it was an odd negotiation.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
yeah i remember
they also made it to where peyton can get cut without the franchise taking a massive hit
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Three reasons I am watching this game
1.) Because the offseason is so freaking long that I’m starting to get in as much football as I can early this year.
2.) Excuse to drink beer and eat wings.
3.) Fantasy Football implications.
Sorry Tim
but Marshawn is owned by my close friend who I happen to be going head to head with this week, and he started him. Beast mode must be least mode tonite. I must have smack ammo for tomorrow.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Are the NFL Network talking heads bigger idiots
than the ESPN talking heads?
It’s hard to tell. Members of both of these clown clusters are calling for the Texans to sign McNabb.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Here's where ESPN idiots get the edge
they also talk about baseball and college football conference realignment.
House Divided
Hubby is a born and raised Philly boy – Eagles fan! I love my Seahawks. We have bets; there’s a lot riding on this game!!! Let’s go Seahawks!!!!!! (Even if I lose, I win!) ;)
by julie.j.hayes on Dec 1, 2011 7:19 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
we found a playmate for UT!!!
Welcome!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Welcome, Julie!
If that is your real name.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
If that is your real name.
Cynic.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
FTFY
Cynic.
Asshole.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Candor. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
/refuses to admit he has no idea what FTFY stands for
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Fixed That For You.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Another Seahawks fan here?
My god…I’m NOT alone!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Only Jags Fan(s) are alone
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Could the Texans theoretically seal the division this week?
Beating the Falcons, and the Bills winning?
Or would we have to wait until the next week?
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
would take one more week.
at 9-3 for us and 6- 6for BE-SFs they could still win 10 while we win 9
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
That wouldn't mathematically
eliminate the BE-SF’s, but it would as much as eliminate them.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 1, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
When we mathmatically eliminate them with our 5th round rookie
it is going to be SO hard not to troll MCM.
If by some crazy chance
the Texans end up with the #1 seed in the AFC using a 5th round rookie, it will be really hard not to troll everyone.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 1, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm cool with TJ driving the car
I’ll ride in the back seat with a roll of duct tape a gallon of wade-aide and a water pistol full of bleach just in case.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Armed and Ready, troll us if you DARE
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 2, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
for all practical purposes
If we beat the Falcons then i won’t be at all worried about the BE-SFs. I’d be pretty confident that we will win out the rest of our games.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Think of the magic number as 3
Kind of the easiest thing to do right now.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Any combination too, right?
We win 1, they lose 2
We win 2, they lose 1
We win 3, they bang their sisters.
by WhiskeyR on Dec 1, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I'd just assume the sister banging
But, yes. I don’t know if it’s technically 100% accurate, but when I was doing the math in my head earlier today, that seemed about right.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Thought it was 2 because we hold the division tie breaker
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
I love the batty old lady at the end..."Happy Holidays!!"
so cold, so cruel. So funny.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
I love that commercial
Reminds of a quote my mom always says. Some people are so poor they have nothing but money
by TexansForLife on Dec 1, 2011 7:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ty
Makes us poor people feel better lol
by TexansForLife on Dec 1, 2011 7:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's better than any other kind of poor I can think of.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I'm playing Vince Young in all three leagues I'm in.
Why? Because he just. Winz. Gamez.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Tell it truth
it’s really because you are a masochist
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 1, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
And losing Vick and Cutler didn’t hurt, either.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Check out my fantasy luck.
Had Schaub as my QB – Week 10 Gets hurt, goes on IR.
Pick up Cutler as my QB – Week 11 gets hurt, out for rest of FF season at least.
Pick up Leinart as my QB – Week 12 get hurt, goes on IR.
I picked up Sanchez for this week, wonder if he’s safe?
No kidding
Coog, would you mind trading for Tom Brady?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
...then picking up Tebow?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
And Matt Ryan, and Aaron Rodgers, and Frank Gore.......
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
AND EVERY AFC QB IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT TO EVEN THE FIELD FOR YATES???
/dosnet play fantasy football.
/only cares about texans
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Its a work league
That have dominated for a couple of years. No one will trade with me, because now they all have a chance.
I BET YOU DRAFTED MANNING DIDN'T YOU!
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Could you possible trade for Ryan?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
-2 to start.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
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A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Oh yeah
With all due respect. :-)
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Arian Foster don't give a shit about your fantasy team
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
and neither do I
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
What is that now, a total of 2 points?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
*10.52
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Oh, it's -2 in mine.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
/read "would be great" in Lumbergh's voice
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
i know a lost fumble is -2...
cause Rivers fumbled away the ball in the last seconds of a game.
FFFFUUUUU RIVERS!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Im starting Yates!!!
In one league lol
by TexansForLife on Dec 1, 2011 7:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Because I follow your optimism myself! TJ Hooker or bust (with Carson Palmer as insurance)!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
don't have food.
have 10 bucks in my pocket. food choices NAO people
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:27 PM CST reply actions
like it but college student
need something filling
/twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
Austin's Pizza?
Queen Lola’s?
(Assuming you’re on the east side)
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
south side
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Lucky's Puccias is amazing, but it's downtown
Habaneros? Cabo Bob’s? Dan’s?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
never been to any of those
will look them up
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
I use Yelp a ton
Highly recommended.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Try Hoboken Pies
right around 6th near 35. New York style and delicious.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, gracious.
NY style pizzas are hard to find here. Ditto good Jewish delis (Katz’ blows). Thanks for the tip.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
shitty qb versus shitty qb.
whoever wins we all lose
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:29 PM CST reply actions
But VY just winz!
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
doesn't mean he isn't shitty
he is just clutch in the last 5 minutes. you know when it really matters
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
If his defense shows up for the first 55 minutes to keep the game close enough to give him a shot.
And then he gets all the credit.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
That's how it's always worked for him.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
11 step drop?
throw a pick
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:34 PM CST reply actions
Good crowd. That's a good pro football town.
Unlike some I could mention in a certain state.
…coughFlorida…
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I go to some Tampa games
They can’t afford the tickets and don’t sell out, but still good fans and a good experience.
That does not go for the Glitter Kitties though.
Yeah,
Tampa seems to have more heart than the other two.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Miami definitely knows how to tailgate though
I know because I vomited lived through one gameday there. Whole parking lot throws down.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
BEEEEEFFFFF MMMMMOOOOOOEEEEEE!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:42 PM CST reply actions
TIMMMMESSSS TWWWWOOOOOO
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. I remember what it's like to have a defense that sucks that hard.
Barely.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Welcome back!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
So who's pumped for MNF
Chargers vs Jaguars in Jacksonville.
what the hell ESPN…….I guess I’ll take it though
Good game homie
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 1, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
doesn't mean Phillip rivers won't suck
and I will be laughing hysterically
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
the voice on that underarmor commercial is Lance Reddick right?
gotta be, sounds exactly like him.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Some Classic Beastmode (Banksy shouldn't click)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueR1TFFEt3g
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
FauxJohnMadden
Marshawn Lynch eats skittles after every touchdown.. Maybe that’s the way coaches can motivate Albert Haynesworth.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Youtube's new homepage is fucking atrocious
Why can’t there be any decent alternative sites for videos?
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
why are you on the homepage, my bookmark is to my subscriptions page
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Wow.
VY just wins games!
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 1, 2011 7:51 PM CST reply actions
tune in late...
and Seattle already has a touchdown? dream team my arse…
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
stopped being the dream team
7 losses ago
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
but all they needed was VINCE...
wait and seeeeeeee.
/the giants are right now going “we lost to this guy?”
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
But all he does is win
Good game homie
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 1, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Best joke about the season
Well, that and my sex life.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
could be worse...
the joke could be lack of a sex life.
/shifty eyes…
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
how long before it is no longer considered a sex life?
/hasn’t touched a woman since the first clinton days
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
still a sex life... just the definitions of "woman" gets larger.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
The women
you’ll accept as a slumpbuster also get larger.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Great
Just found out my opponent has Marshawn…Good thing I already AQ’d for playoffs, and that TJ Yates will give me more points than his Aaron Rodgers (cries silently despite reckless optimism).
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 1, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Rec'ed for blind optimism.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
ummm McCoy, you're running the wrong way.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
it only makes this 3rd down more epic
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
a pass right at the LOS on 3rd and long
Winzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
/puts on commentator hat
you see they will give him a few easy completions like that to get him comfortable and into the game.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
Lagunitas (Sucks) Holiday Ale
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
10,000 more TV sets
just went off in Philadelphia.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
The Dream Team is Dreamy.
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Also, too
I remember that Jason Babin from your Texans.
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Babin didn't get it figured out
until he was long gone from the Texans.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
wow... beasty.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Woah
I totally did not expect this sort of start to the game
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 1, 2011 8:11 PM CST reply actions
Beef Moe
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
alllll riiiiiight...
Now VINCE can really open up and throw the ball.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
I have Lynch
the guy I am up against this week still had Vick in….Looking good for me.
I realize that drafting Marshawn instead of Okoye might have caused a chain of events that ended up with us not signing Arian...
But man, I loved him coming out of college. Glad to see him doing well, at least.
........
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
flinstone's vitamins?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
more like performace enhancers
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
And he got an endorsment deal from Skittles real quick
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 2, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
VY
just wanted to make sure the other team was up so he could come back and “just win”
Yeah, that was something that bugged me on Madden
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 1, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
....Superstar mode
I had to get behind until the fourth quarter of games, just so I could manufacture a comeback.
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 1, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Queue the 2006 Nat'l Championship v 2.0 talk!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
2005
But who’s counting?
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Not your fault
I watch the game at least five times a year.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Was about to say getting “Henery the 8th I am” in my head was the worst thing about watching Phi games, then a Nappa commercial came on…
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Was that a young, and sober, BFD in the crowd?
“hit the weight room before you take your top off” hahaha Mayock
Dangit!
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waaait...
I remember Golden Tate playing receiver a ton at ND.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
not one to defend announcers
but I thought they said he came to ND as a RB.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
just to doublecheck...
yea he was just a wide receiver at Notre Dame. His dad was a wide receiver. Don’t see anything about being a running back… not sure what the heck that guy was talking about having to transition to being a wide receiver in the pros.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
is Mayock still calling the NFLN games?
He calls ND so he’d def know about Tate. Tate being a HS RB sounds right to me, which is what I thought the
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
y meant.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
AllenOU just had an orgasm
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Ummmm...
After seeing that commercial. Not with me. He’s too skinny to be my type.
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Don Mcnabb was released. That being said
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Marshawn Lynch...
Damn. Just damn.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 1, 2011 8:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I really can't believe they didn't call an OPI
Ridiculous.
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He has the right to go for the ball
that’s what he was doing.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 1, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Two things, though
You can’t push the defender down, and you can’t go over the top. To me, it was obvious.
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That's not OPI
he was going for the ball, dumb announcers.
wasn't paying attention, but some smart people on twitter think it was OPI too
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
SC_DougFarrar
Vince Young’s day today: 1. Be confused by coverage. 2. Take coverage sack. 3. ??? 4. Profit!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
SC_DougFarrar
Young just flunked his midterm: “The NFL, Zone Coverage, and You.”
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
He's truly awful.
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Are you saying that as a Texans fan or a UT fan?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Texans fan
Even now, you can see what made him so special in college. He created time, he has an awesome pump fake, and he could get the ball downfield. I said from the very beginning that he would not be a good pro QB. He can’t read defenses at all, and his mechanics are awful. He could get away with that with his athleticism in college, but not in the pros.
Plus, I saw every snap he played in college, a little over half live.
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You know your QB is really bad when he makes Tarvaris Jackson look good.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Give Marshawn Lynch a deal with Skittles!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Tarvaris Jackson is ripping apart the Dream Team
How does that feel?
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Being that I expect basically nothing out o Tavaris Jackson
I’m really hoping this is the kind of performance we can expect of TJ Yates.
Allison Brie could come to my apartment wearing nothing but fruit roll ups and hold a note from my wife saying "have fun"
And I’d still be more excited by this.
/blatant lie
//makes a note to learn how to forge wife’s handwriting
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
So, I'm starting Lynch and McCoy...
Getting off to a good start this week.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 8:44 PM CST reply actions
i'm desean jackson and i'm a shithead
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 8:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
^^this^^
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Dec 1, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Sports talk radio should be a pleasant diversion in Philadelphia tomorrow morning.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Why are there rodents and robots dancing to Party Rock Anthem?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
My son loves that commercial
He’s 8.
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you have failed
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
What a sad spectacle.
McNabb needs to hang it up and get a TV job.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Donovan McNabb is clearly mentally insane.
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Bill Barnswell breaking down all the issues with the Orakpo-GeicoCaveman commercial on twitter
since he’s sick of it.
pretty funny
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
he's at 12 right now
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Oil and water?
Gasoline and fire?
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Napalm and silly putty!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you
for the George Carlin reference
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I do what I can.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I don't get beer commercials.
Are they trying to convince us to BE idiots in order to drink their beer, or trying to tell us that drinking their beer will MAKE us idiots?
It’s very confusing.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I'm going to rant on this again.
The “cold activated” bottle is beyond stupid. Its like advertising “our beer is colder than other beers”
Then there’s “triple hopped” Miller Light. 95% of beer is triple hopped. Yo can’t even taste hops in Miller Light.
But The Most Interesting Man in the World advertising campaign is absolute genius and actually helped significantly increase Dos Equis’ sales.
A rant so nice
you had to post it twice!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I'll do my best
I can attest, to reply with zest, and a bit of jest
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 1, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's the "appeal to idiots" strategy that puzzles me.
Are idiots the #1 American lager-drinking demographic?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
American *Adjunct* Lager.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
That would explain The Huggie.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
they ar ethe number one demographic for anything anywhere in the world
to summarize the summary, people are a problem
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
this has nothing to do with football
I am so glad mike judge is making new episodes of beavis and butthead. I’m 31 yrs old and have now realized that, along with most of the brb family, I still have the sense of humor of an 8 yr old. Durga I love being immature.
by HTown80 on Dec 1, 2011 9:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I had to skip tonight's episode cause I'm watching the game and recording Its Always Sunny
can only do 2 of 3 :(
you should be able to find it online
I totally expect to be able to find tonight’s Sunny online after this game.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
TVLinkes.eu
has tens of links for every episode ever. Not as good as having it on the DVR, but could be of use.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
*TVLinks.eu
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Awesome thanks
That does not bode well for my homebrew pipeline though. Its a weird tradition lately.
ther's hulu
And I use ch131.com alot too
by HTown80 on Dec 1, 2011 9:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it's pure fucking genius.
Haven’t laughed this hard since we beat the shit out of the be-sfs
by HTown80 on Dec 1, 2011 9:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Crap!
I’ve totally forgotten about them. Need to watch.
And I’m 41 and….yeah….
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Vince Young JUST THROWS PICKS!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Hate to say it, but
that one was on the white guy.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Not gritty enough.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
That's the Tarvaris Jackson I know and hate.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
and there's Golden Tate
/rhymes
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
I like them
Golden Taters
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
If only that dude's last name
Had an ‘n’ in it, how awesome life would be.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 1, 2011 9:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hooray!
Welcome, sleepyhead.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Damn, that was a nice catch
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I have his autograph on a football somewhere.
That probably pushed the value up to about 7 bucks now.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Golden Tate?
Seriously?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Seriously.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
going after the ball like he was high and it was some tasty pastries.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Hey, in his defense, those are really good donuts.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
BLARGH!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
you know you love him bfd
you can’t resist his animal magnitism
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Funny
My feed is from Little Rock. MDC might be watching it at the same time!
I’m officially wet.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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In other news
Buffalo wishes they still had Marshawn Lynch
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Does Minnesota
wish they still had Jackson? He’s probably better than Ponder at this point.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Jackson
Got Minn. to the playoffs the year before Favre arrived, I think
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Fred Jackson might be better
Can’t blame them for trading the 2 cent head
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Yeah, BUT
Fred Jackson was the best RB in the NFL in the first 8 games.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Darren McFadden disagrees
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I'm starting to wonder
Why the hell did I put points on Philly against Seattle at home? I should have known better
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Last year I picked the Seahawks with max points to beat NO in the playoffs
I should have picked them tonight too.
Somewhere on the interwebs Jon Banks weeps softly to himself.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
how can he weep with christmas music playing?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm still angry the NFLN felt the need to show that run...again...
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'm angry I missed seeing it.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
best version evar
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Please do.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
I actually like that version.
It’s awesome.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I linked it, in this thread
search beastmode and you’ll find it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueR1TFFEt3g
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Or
Here.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
In the immortal words of Bernard Pollard
FUCKYOUMOTHAFUCKA,FUCKYOU!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer this version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RivnFLmlmCI&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
fuck no
You need the star music.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
You mean like this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiL1RD74pLg
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
yep
and the Marshawn run I linked.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Here's the one I made
Self-promotion FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieMlSNXMR2M
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Always self-promote here
Always.
I so love your work.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Has he done this one yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJ8YjDrXCY&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Eagles DreamTeam must be like those dreams that start with me hitting it off with a hot woman and quick descend to being trapped by zombies.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
That's just like my dreams
Except for the zombie part.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
well even if that happens
best part about being half awake is that you get to rewrite any fucked up dreams.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Then the hot woman you're with becomes a zombie, & you're unable to wake up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Then the hot woman becomes a zombie
who looks like Andy Reid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
well at least you can easily outrun that one
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
#walruszombiesareslow
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Yeah
Just throw down some sausage, cheesteaks, and donuts and run.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I like to keep those dreams rolling.
You’d be surprised at the useful openings you can find on a zombie lady.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
by FreedomRide on Dec 1, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
/vomits
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Easily the best comment of the night
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Would that qualify as a slumpbuster
or does the woman have to be alive?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
well I doubt your state necrophilia laws cover the undead.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
If it moves it counts.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
If it moves on it's own it counts...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Ugh... BESFs thinking they can win the division is infuriating.
I can’t wait until they lose Sunday.
Between that and the media sending Kevin Sumlin to every single open coaching job under the sun.
I’m about sick of reading everything other than BRB.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Come on McCoy!
Put up good fantasy numbers in a losing effort.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 9:33 PM CST reply actions
Pom-pom Pete at it again.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
mike sherman has been fired by a&M
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 PM CST reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
and you count this as news??
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
So I've heard. I've also heard who they want. And I don't like it.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Sumlin?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
5.8
but hey they have money now
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
And I was going to joke about Sherman taking Sumlin's place.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
This is probably the one school that I think might be able to woo him away.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t leave the good thing he’s got going at Houston.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Ding ding ding.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Mike Leach??
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
PIRACY REIGNS!!!!!
/he’s a sky pirate so being landlocked doesn’t matter.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
As well as Sage Rosenfels
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Francisco Franco is still dead.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Sam Kinison died
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
The economy died
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I'm gassy.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Gas-X is in the supply closet.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to remind people,
He was touted as someone who could take over the Texans from Kubiak a short year ago.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'll be damned.
This turned out to be a good game.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
OT
How weird is it that I live in central Austin, yet, I can here coyotes less than three blocks from me?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
isn't austin weird?
/wrong kind of weird?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Those are zombie ladies.
Quick, put on some cologne.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Are those coyotes
or students?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Coyotes actually roam the streets out here.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 1, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
My wife and I were driving home one night and we saw a pair of them just roaming around at the community college.
It’s why we don’t let any animals out at night. It’d be like giving them a snack.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
Zombie coyotes?
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 1, 2011 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Zombie Coyote Ugly?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Add Nazis
and you have a good videogame.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I'd hit that.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
We have alligators living in our storm sewers.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 1, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
I hope we've all learned a lesson tonight
Yes, Jason Babin gets sacks. HOWEVER, have you noticed the Squawks run to Babin’s side with abandon? You cannot do that against Mario.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
because he isn't on the field
/cries uncontrollably
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 1, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
The brain dead hordes in the Chronicle comment threads
have become convinced we don’t need Mario because we have Barwin and Reed.
The next time you are at Reliant, remember that they are all around you, then feel your skin crawl.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
dude, it's Andy Reid, what else do you expect?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
... for him to be the coach of the Colts next year.
/bleach
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 1, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Ooh, good call!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
But
does Indy have enough fatty foods to sustain him? It’s a question of resources, people.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
They can put him on a corn syrup IV.
That ought to sustain him until the cheese convoys can get there.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Good idea
Then they could start the Velveeta IV.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 1, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
ugh
I think he’s a better coach overall, but an even worse clock manager.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
I laughed when he had two time outs left with 1 minute left in the first half...he didn't use it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
At least they went for the Hail Mary
My only real gripe with Kubiak is that he always just goes to the half without trying to score any points.
VY throws a beautiful Pick 6
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
HE JUST WINNNZZZZ!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
For someone
Just the wrong team sometimes
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
dream team?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
scream team
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
That what he says
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
That's the worst decision I've ever seen. #VYjustdoesdumbshit
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
#regularVY
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
My contirbution to this open thread:
FUCK VINCE YOUNG WITH A ROUGH WOODEN DILDO COVERED WITH RUSTY NAILS.
Done.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Does somebody need a hug?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I'll take a foot massage
With your panda suit on.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Opposite of Barwinning
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
love to see VY ruin any any chance of ever being a starter in this league.
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
You and Kurt Warner agree
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
my nut rag > VY
"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"
Fuck me: I believe you're right.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
not turning the ball over is really important
so is not being a bitch
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Skip Bayless
is crying into a pillow right now.
this. I would like to see Vince Young succeed but Skip Bayless can go f himself
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
He didn't disappoint
“Desean Jackson quit oh him”, he didn’t have any help around him, and my favorite…..wait for it……he didn’t see the LB on the last interception because the Seahawks wear green on green turf!! That’s right, VY threw the interception because of the color of the opponent’s uniform!
SKIP BAYLESS IS A NO TALENT HACK
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Did VY just become our next QB project?
I don’t see him being all that attractive to teams anymore.
by Its Gonna Happen on Dec 1, 2011 10:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Denver could pick him up if they're forced to keep Tebow around
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
And likely an illegal forward pass
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, they didn't call it because they pitied him
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
Again!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Especially when keeps throwing them to an ex-CFL player
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
How many TV sets in Philadelphia are still on this game NOW?
<100, I’m guessing.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
This should be a lesson to Tebow fans
VY tonight is what happens when a garbage QB runs out of “just wins”
I don't know whether to cry for him or laugh my ass off
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Feel free to laugh
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
You can cry
because you’re laughing so hard.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
that too
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
^This
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Somebody is commiting suicide tonight. Statistically speaking that is….
Not necessarily meaning VY….
Not excluding him either…
by Its Gonna Happen on Dec 1, 2011 10:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Beer
is there anything it can’t do?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Well technically
One of those picks did result in a touchdown so….4-2?
by Its Gonna Happen on Dec 1, 2011 10:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
FO_RiversMcCown
To be fair, they never clarified which team Vince Young wins games for.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
It's not worth watching anymore
I’m done
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
VY c
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fucking phone
VY trying to pretend like he’s not crying on the sidelines after finally realizing that he’s too awful to even be a backup.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
G'night, all.
I have some dreaming to do.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Look out for zombies
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
VY gets
another long time head coach fired…
yep
I’ll be very impressed if tonight’s episode of Always Sunny makes me laugh more than VY’s performance tonight.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 1, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Woot!
1-0 in pickem so far this week!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
pppfffttt
of course, not even close
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
The Eagles...
Offensive line blows blocking assignments almost every single play. Throws are off the mark, and if they aren’t- the recievers drop the ball or aren’t even paying attention. A handful of times the defense has given up trying to tackle the ball carrier without him even going down. No one on this team is doing anything worth a damn.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 1, 2011 10:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They are not much of a team
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps that's where the term "Dream Team" derived from?
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Wow - Sanders making excuses for VY already
/smh
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
VY. just. throws. INTs
Lynch. just. loves. him. some. skittles!
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
THIS JUST IN!!!!
BSPN’s “audibles” says the texans are NOT in trouble. And I quote, “People are going to have to watch what they say about T.J. Yates, because they’re going to see what T.J. Yates can do. In this system, with this running game, the league’s number 1 defense(still gives me wood hearing that), I don’t think they have to worry.”
by HTown80 on Dec 2, 2011 12:03 AM CST via mobile reply actions
this just in
I have more confidence in Yates than I ever did in Leinart, just saying.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Yeah, saw that tonight as well
It blew my mind to hear them all in agreement. Although I didn’t like hearing them say we should go after McNabb earlier in that segment.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
it's just weird
I have never seen the national media speek highly of the texans. Collin Cowherd excluded (he’s just a crygirl suckup), the media has been pretty good to houston since the midway point of the season.
by HTown80 on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
T.j. Yates can throw
the short to intermediate pass. How often have we thrown a bomb down the field? Why we would we do it all of a sudden? We usually are up a score on teams anyways. (This season anyways). Unless we get down early against the Dirty Birds I’m confident we stick it out by the tar of T.J.’s heel.
by Fastalkerus_Prime on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions
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