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1, 2, 3 strikes you’re…still okay?

This is a conversation I had with my dad the day after Matt Schaub got hurt against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Dad: So Schaub’s out. What are we going to do?

Me: Idk dad, probably look to sign a veteran backup and hope Matt Leinart can carry this team to the playoffs.

Dad: Hmmm, seems sensible. What do you think of him (Leinart)?

Me: I haven’t really seen him play any significant snaps, so you’re guess is as good as mine.

If a father and son support the same football team then this is the worst conversation they could possibly imagine having, unless you’re a Redskins fan this season*. The starting quarterback for your team is done for the season, and you are going to have to rely on your untested, unreliable backup who hasn’t played a significant down of football since Tim Tebow became relevant. IS THIS HOW YOU SCREW US NFL GODS?

The NFL Gods responded: We’re just getting warmed up*

Take that entire conversation I had with my Dad, and if you replace Schaub with Leinart, and Leinart with Yates then you already know how that conversation went.

So now me and my dad were supposed to believe in not the starting quarterback, not the backup quarterback, but the third stringer? T.J. Yates, more like T.J. Yikes I thought. I’m not going to stand back here and say I was rational and looked at the big picture and knew we would be okay, because then I’d be writing bullshit. I freaked out. I was on the Brett Favre train, I had my gas tank full and was ready to drive to MiddleofNoWhereVille, Mississippi to pick up the AARP member myself. I convinced myself he would manage/slightly nudge us to a Super Bowl title and then he could retire in peace and let us get on with our lives and never hear another Favre retirement story. Well I guess Mr. Yates, a 5th round pick out of UNC, must’ve been sick of people like me doubting him before he had even taken a competitive snap in the NFL because* I WAS DEAD WRONG.

Taylor Jonathan Yates came out of the tunnel last Sunday to 70,000 fans nervously waiting to see if he could lead them to the promised land, and you know what? He showed us exactly what we wanted to see.

1) He didn’t turn the ball over

2) He can hand the ball off

3) He can take a snap under center*

4) He can throw an accurate spiral*

5) He can feel the pressure

So after seeing TJ Yates in action I am a lot more confident that we will not only make the playoffs, but make quite a good run in them too. He showed poise and awareness that people could only hope Matt Leinart had. He controlled the huddle and had the entire team’s attention when he wanted it. He responded with a great TD drive after the Falcons tied it up. He just did everything the Houston Texans could possibly have wanted him to do, and he did it without looking like a rookie.

Of course I could be completely wrong and the Texans could pull a typical Texans and manage to transform a quiet ride to the promised land of the playoffs into the most dramatic division title race in the last 20 years by losing all their games. I hope that doesn’t happen but when you’re a Texans fan it’s in your nature to brace yourself for the worst possible scenario.

Except in this QB scenario it seems the worst possible scenario is actually going to be okay.


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* Explained

Redskins*: Sorry Sexy Rexy

Warmed up*: They were already warmed up. They took out Mario Williams for the season and Andre Johnson for six games and probably out till playoffs knowing the Texans luck. Not to mention our franchise record setting punter Hartmann!

Because*: I rarely ever admit to this

Center*: Something he can do better than Tim Tebow

Spiral*: Another thing he can do better than Tim Tebow…just saying

So that's all I've gotta say, and as always...

Don't Quote Me on That

by Don't Quote Me on That on Dec 10, 2011 3:04 AM CST reply actions  

You have seen the Parady right?

Sounds a little like your conversation.
Best Video Ever

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
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Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 AM CST reply actions  

Parody*

The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 AM CST up reply actions  

TJ Yates IS GAME

I do not remember ever seeing him in college since UNC is not always a big pick here in Houston. But I was surprised at his showing in the game after Lienart was hurt(must have softest collar bones on planet). Yates threw some passes I thought were far too dangerous but they were on target each time(I can’t say much for throwing into FOUR man coverage, all within 3 steps of target receiver). I became more at ease with the seemingly good ball control while passing and he did an excellent job at running offense for rest of game. I missed the next game so I have to rely on others of his play but it must have been favorable in all areas or the papers and radio stations as well a tv would be hanging the guy out to dry while beating him all about the head and body. I hope he has a good showing on the 11th against Cincy since I will get my first full game watch of his play. Oh by the way never even considered Farve or Mc knob; did think about Kubes suiting up though!!!! We will need our arses kicked if we don’t blow Cincy out of the NFL just to prove the point we are in it FOR REAL AND TAKING NO SHIT OFF ANYONE!!!!

by RonL on Dec 10, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

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