Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Bengals, Second Quarter
by MDC on Dec 11, 2011 12:44 PM CST
in Sponsored Posts
Email
PrintWell, other than the one play where the entire D decided that tackling was for losers (and the play where Kareem Jackson went all Kareem Jackson in coverage), the defense is looking good. So there's that. The Texans only trail by 3, too.
/here's where I would cut to a shot of T.J. Yates' parents in the stands
Continue the rooting, ranting, and whatnot in the comments.
566 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Boobs
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
what a horrible spot
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
MOAR SCREENZ
That is all.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Matt Hasselbeck got injured
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Torn labia?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
ISWYDT
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 11, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
He just got hurt walking.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
ON A FUCKING NONCONTACT PLAY!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yates is definitely faster than Schaub
I don’t care what the 40 times say
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 11, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions
looks like we have the best QB in the division again
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Tate doing good!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions
no
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Tate you fucker. Kubiak. Just go to Foster in goal line situations
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Pretty much.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Fuck Tate!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
You gotta be kidding me
Why not just use Foster… he’s better in short yardage
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Tate just had a run where he dodged two tackles.
C’mon now. This wasn’t a coaching mistake.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
damn
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
BS
The Begals are a bunch of Thugs
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 11, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions
Tate fumble
/smh
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions
no it was a fumble
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Dec 11, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
nope
Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...
by Norm Zelnick on Dec 11, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well we are doing all we can to lose this fuckin game.
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
You're shocked?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Nah, feels like the good old days
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
Instead of trash time benefits for the other team in the last quarter
We’re doing it all early to sucker them into false hope
I guess they're just trying to set up for a safety
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Lots of guys
Not playing up to speed
They need to get their sh*t together
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions
that was on vickers too
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
That's where the injuries really start hurting.
So to speak.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
/sigh
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
So Casey is still hurt, I think offense really misses him
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
Kubiak has more faith in Yates than Garrett dos in Tony Romo
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Tha Fuck?
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 11, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions
They really are running at Cody today
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 12:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yep
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
dear wade
Please pass the following instructions to the defense. KILL EVERYONE.
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Dec 11, 2011 12:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Twice.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Dear Last Week's Shaun Cody,
Y U NO SHOW UP TO THIS GAME?!?!?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Quick passes killing us
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:54 PM CST reply actions
WTF is going on
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
While Quinn tries to hit you
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
they actually realized all they need to do
is run at Cody
Dramatic!
6 points, 3 of which came solely because of a Yates pick.
Relax.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Correction
Shaun Cody is getting owned, and that’s fucking up the rest of the front 7’s responsibilities.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
This is why we should never compliment him
the minute we start to be nice to the guy he goes back to being Shaun Cody
this^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Dec 11, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Needs to step up
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
man we are not playing well.
Be lucky to get to the half down 3.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2011 12:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Apparently the texans frigid that they're playing for the division today
SMH
by TheDream34 on Dec 11, 2011 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Trust in Wade
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Saints are choking.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
By the way, what was with that call
“that formation on the last play was not legal”
should that not be a fucking flag
Meh
Rules? – more like “guidelines”
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
they said it was legal
one official thought it was illegal, but they huddled and decided it was legal. Hochuli may just fail at speaking
late to the party
is it just me or is Vickers trash? every time I see him on camera he’s either getting blown up or over-running defenders.
its his first game back
He’s rusty but definitely not trash
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 1:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Apparently
Pac man spit in Vickers face
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 12:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
its going to happen
Vickers already slammed him after it happened
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 1:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pac Man Spit in Vickers Face
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
sideline reporter
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 1:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
there's Cushing
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Christ, dude just rag dolled Cody...
Ugh.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Sorry,
/no religion
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Nice.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
ya he did
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 11, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Hold on now
The deafening roar of the Bengals fans tell me they may be going for it.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THat 47 harder Nugent kicked
looked like it woulda been good from 55
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 11, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Nice play by Quin
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Won't work now
New guard is not good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Bengals are stupid
if they do ANYTHING other than run at Cody
Guess not
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Ben Tate will be coming back out till the next half
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Fuck
Fuck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
The left tackle
was moving. No flag, eh?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Manning was playing like Polamolu their
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
this is bullshit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Cushing even missing tackles
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
Several today
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell is up with missed tackles today...
this is 09 ugly. (i mean, obviously not THAT bad, we are not down by 24 already. but still… )
kill somebody defense
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I hate you Benson
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm surprised teams don't go for it on 4th down against us
They’re usually successful
by LordGav1n on Dec 11, 2011 1:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Statistically it's a weak point for conventional coaching
Coaches should go for it more often on 4th down, just in general.
Kubiak rarely does, unfortunately.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
cinch clearly the better team right now
Turnovers killing us
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2011 1:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
wow
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
What is going on
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
SAME OLD TEXANS
CHOKE AWAY DIVISION TO TITANS AT 9-7
TEAR MY HEART INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
NEED TO BRING IN DELHOMME FOR VETERAN CLUTCHY COMEBACK
/prince’d
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You miss him?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Why miss him?
We have 6 other posters who can imitate him just fine.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This
is true
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Uh...offense is doing well with plays and execution...turnovers is the problem
And the Defense is not playing well. I think if the D kicks it up, we win—provided we stop with the turnovers.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Lemme fix your sarcasm detector for you.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
their about to start gettin after yates now with the lead
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
Bullshit
Very confused and angry.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 11, 2011 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
CB2
Sucks, Allen went the wrong way.
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
wow. benson has 92 rushing already
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
We marched down to the 1 on the last possession
and did so efficiently.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Why do you always have to go and bring up facts?!
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
O did there job and marched down the field.
Tate screwed up and our d got gashed.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 11, 2011 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was Manning
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
The reply
showed allen turn the wrong direction
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
Looked more like Allen
Just rewound and watched, Allen let the receiver go by him. Just no way to know what his specific assignment was.
Hmm not sure we have the weapons to come back from 10 right now
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Texans need to step it up here
Show us what you got
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
"Number 1 defense in the league"
Riiiight
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
The bengals went 97 yards. It wasn't like the offense gave them a short field.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Did you miss the previous Texans' possession?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
IMPEACH SCHAUB
Wait, fuck.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
I thought
we had banished the Battle Red Carpet D forever, but clearly some traces of it remain and we’re seeing them all this afternoon.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 11, 2011 1:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hey Demeco
Didn’t you say that our offense has to score 10 points and then you guys will take care of the rest?
by TheDream34 on Dec 11, 2011 1:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We really need the O to step up now.
Like NOW.
]
Defense is having an OFF game.
Now.
Seriously, lets not shit the bed.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 11, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions
We will come out
as a new, fresh team 2nd half. We will get the lead. No more to’s . Defense will hold. We will win.
Follow the invalid toad.
Dear Sherrick McSlaton,
Plz to just kneel as you can’t run. Thanks.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Fire Marciano.
Please.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
How does he still have a job?
He is terrible
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
Wade Philips is going to kill them with kindness...
i trust him to make the necessary adjustments.
by Coach Red Beaulieu on Dec 11, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions
He just runs sideways when there was a lane open straight. Get Manning on returns Kubiak!
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Someone pull their heads out of their asses
I hope half time will get some eyes fuckin opened.
Raise some Hell Coach
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
ginger's have no soul
reason the cincy fans often give at dalton’s fearlessness
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
no fucking pressure on the qb too. Come on Wade...we need the D rolling
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Well, 1 second drops
Usually avoid sacks
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
he took a shot on that td throw
things should start to even out
With 4 dropped passes.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
And 3 10+ gains erased by phantom penalties.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I love starting at the 15
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
LET'S GO HOMELESS AARON RODGERS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Can you still do the discount double check
when you can’t afford insurance?
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Foster looks pissed
/I like it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
looked like miscommunication
he faked it to nobody
He is a rookie
Bound to happen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
How should Matt be punished for the homeless Aaron Rodgers comment?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Buy him
a Kareem Jackson jersey and force him to wear it.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 11, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
This man has children.
I want him to be embarrassed, not lose them in the mall.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
I stand by it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Forced attendance of all University of Arkansas' home games.
All sports.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
The worst part about this
Cedric fucking benson has 100 yards in the first fucking half
by TheDream34 on Dec 11, 2011 1:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Is Locker really in the titans game?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Yes
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
why?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 11, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Glasselbeck has an injured calf from walking on it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Not really.
The penalties are all over the place. Carey keeps throwing them.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
He has stats
so I guess so
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
I am shocked
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Good Gain
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Another sailed throw
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
Come on Yates
Settle down
Foster can do stuff with that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
MOAR SCREENZ PLZ
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
OD!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
keep looking for OD
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Daniels keeps getting way open
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Saints in the redzone
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
FUCK
Another penalty
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Saints got called for their 4th holding.
Another phantom call. FUCK YOU CAREY
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Since the pick
Yates is 7/9 for 117.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Yeah, but now he's losing.
He must suck!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
dear Jake Delhome
take off your helmet and go sit down somewhere
by Toolshed1 on Dec 11, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nice playcall by the Bengals D there.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
cant take a sack there
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
I say again
MOAR SCREENZ
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
WHy not?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
There you go.
5 yard gain.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
on 3rd and 13
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Not really.
That’s longer than the last one, and the last one was barely long enough.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Let me clarify
When I say “moar screenz” I mean “moar screenz that are not thrown in FUCKING STUPID FORMATION THAT HAS RUNNING BACK MOTION OUT”
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
not our day
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
direct snap right here!
Kubiaks been playing Madden. its always good for 5.
Dang
a miss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
That's a backbreaker right there.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Rackers needs to get his shit together
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
of course
Really glad to only be down 10
Pick 6
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
At least we're perfect
Everyone sucks today
ImissAndre
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I hope someone tears into this team during half
This is incredible Champion football this is not
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
Doesn't look like the Texans came to play today
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Pooping the bed
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 11, 2011 1:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am expecting a fired up D 2nd half
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
why
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Saints in a first and goal.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Makes the magic number 1.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
save us
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 11, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
FUCKING INNEGAN.
HOLDING COLSTON THAT WENT UNCALLED. FUCK YOU MIKE CAREY. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
We need some serious adjustments for the 2nd half
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Hate how they are talking about how the offense is stumbling.
Fumble at the 1 yard line.
Missed field goals..
Fuck the commentators..
Well go Saints I guess...
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 11, 2011 1:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I just shift + A'd every new comment
Here is what I missed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Is this a replay of last year's game?
Holy crap we are playing horribly. What happened to the Juggernaut?!?
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
This is worse
than the goddamn Raiders game. Just a pathetic and lifeless display by our D. And boy does Rackers suck this year. I don’t trust him to make anything more than about a 40 yard FG.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I Have faith
The Texans will come out fired up 2nd half
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Number 1 defend huh?
A rookie qb and Cedric benson is kicking our ass
by TheDream34 on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
dalton isnt just a rookie
regardless of what espn tells people, its dalton breaking rookie qb records, not cam.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
No one but OD
Is giving TJ any help at all.
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
Might as well chalk up the Rackers miss as 3 more points off a turnover
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
Finally get the league talking about the D
And they start to believe the hype
We'll see how much these guys give a shit after halftime I guess.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Weejay
will go all Tebus in the 2nd half
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
God this was painful. I remember last year vividly now...
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
Losing to a better team I can take
Playing like poo I can not. Too many mistakes
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 11, 2011 1:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Now
21 unanswered points and my prediction will be true
Now STEP THE FUKC UP
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
We've been spoiled, its only a couple td's
not the end of the world
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
I guess they should bomb it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Time to go do something more enjoyable than watching this game
Gonna go rake the leaves. So sad.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 11, 2011 1:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
how many points have we scored since Schaub went out?
Seriously doubt Yates can come from behind with the bengals offense scoring every drive.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2011 1:26 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
If Bengals score on every drive
It would not matter
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
3 points....
Thats our offense. Awshumb
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
To be honest...
Were lucky were not down 20 to 3. I expect a lotta adjustments to start the 3rd.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 11, 2011 1:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yet - could easily be
13-13
If the TD was scored and FG not missed
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
6-3 Saints.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
After an uncalled hold on Innegan.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Why is one of my comments always "new"?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Make sure you are caught up on the other comments and refresh the webpage.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
he didn't fumble but he completely ignored the guy he should have blocked which got Tate smashed in the backfield
and on top of that he got blown up anyway. horrible horrible FB play there.
This is mostly true
dropped passes, fumble, int, missed FG
Pretty much an implosion
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
If the Pats lose and we lose i'm gonna be supremely pissed off
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
So that was bad
on offense, defense and special teams
a turnover or 3 & out on the first series of the 2nd half would be amazing
Not a good half. At all.
By any means.
We need to DOMINATE the 2nd half. We need to play like badasses we are.
Carolina scares me next week also. So, lets fucking win this one.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 11, 2011 1:28 PM CST reply actions
Offense drove down the field 3 times
we make a FG and don’t turn it over this is a different game.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I think they wanted to do a tribute to last season...
Play like ass the first half, and stage a huge comeback the second.
*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 11, 2011 1:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yates isnt playing too bad
Tate’s fumble really hurt. O line needs to block better.
.jpeg)
Yet?
And the status of the game has nothing to do with it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
You mean like that drive down the field and fumble at the 3?
I guess you are right
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
I'm optimistic about the way been moving the ball
We just gotta finish…. we will come back…. and we will force turnovers in the 2nd half…… I will not a bad first half fuck up my 6 weeks of optimism!!!!!!
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Dec 11, 2011 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Is there any way
we could trade for Janikowski?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
3Q
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/12/11/2628439/open-game-day-thread-texans-v-bengals-third-quarter
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Battle Red Blog
Related FanShots on Battle Red Blog
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
SBNation.com Recent Stories
In Association With
Shutdown Corner - NFL - Yahoo! Sports
- Former high-school star Brian Banks does serious time on trumped-up charge, now hopes for an NFL shot
- Former ‘idiot kicker’ Mike Vanderjagt in trouble after accosting junior-high heckler
- Adrian Peterson blows teammates away in footraces; appears to be on the mend
- UPDATE: Charlie Sheen didn’t buy Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl ring
- Alex Smith gets blown up by Jon Beason over Cam Newton comments
