Texans - 20, Bengals - 19: Post Game Open Thread
by MDC on Dec 11, 2011 3:21 PM CST
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PrintCongratulations to the 2011 AFC South Division Champion Houston Texans!
Folks, I don't have the words, and I'm fighting back tears of joy, so this is the post-game thread. Enjoy this like you've enjoyed very few things in your life.
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Woot!!!
Division Champs!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:22 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!
time to celebrate by studying fml
by A Mar on Dec 11, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Tears in my eyes
The Texans are in the playoffs!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
by Joe25 on Dec 11, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
CLUTCH!
Weejay’s Momma is a proud Momma.
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by Fuzion on Dec 11, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
And rightly so
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Let's just hope...
Weejay works out better seats for them next time.
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by Fuzion on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Lifetime seats for every game for the Yates family!
Karma!
Kubiak believes in you
by JayRedd on Dec 11, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
So this is what it feels like..... I like it
by was385 on Dec 11, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
TWSS
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
She never said that to me
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Like a cold beer on a hot summer day.
Next man up.
by molloymalone on Dec 11, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
After closing the deal
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Id like to take a minute...
to thank packman jones for being a dumbass!!!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 11, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions 12 recs
And for spitting on people....
Karma’s a bitch
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breaking news
Per mcm
The division is wide open
by HTown80 on Dec 11, 2011 3:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions 22 recs
For the most complete team in the division.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
And we are soft
and don’t know how to close out games.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
HAH!!!!!!!!!
Suck it you Baby Eating Sister Fuckers!
by Kidaster on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Congratulations!
"A blog is not writing. It’s graffiti with punctuation"
by semihard@texans on Dec 11, 2011 3:25 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I knocked my light fixture down when Walter made that catch.
I don’t care what else happens today. Nothing can ruin this.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Dec 11, 2011 3:25 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Quit fighting the tears, bro.
Let ’em flow.
Our boys are all grown up and in the playoffs and shit.
If that’s not worth letting a few tears of joy flow for, I don’t know what is.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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by Autra on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
10 long years
Finally! Great Feeling. T.J. Yates has some serious cojones.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
No way Schaub converts that 3rd and 15 with his feet
The boy has some mobility and some stones
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS^^^^^
And how about that “Fuck the slide” attitude? I know, exposes him to injury, but I think it psyched up the whole team.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Plus he knew there was no time to celebrate
He got right back up & hurried the offense to the line for the spike
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
T.J.!!!!!!
way to go Yates!!! What an unbelievable game!!!
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
by swikky on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Congrats to the Texans and their fans.
The first time is always the best time … enjoy the hell out of it.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." -- Rogers Hornsby
by CrustytheCowboy on Dec 11, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Wow! Nice drive TJ!!!!!!!!
Happy happy Joy joy
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
I remember my first season commenting here.
I remember distinctly how much the Rosencopter hurt. And how the MNF loss to the Tits almost caused me to swear off sports altogether.
And right now I’m so fucking happy, just love everybody.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
All the pain up until now
Makes this moment all the more enjoyable!
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FUCK YES!!!
PLAYOFFS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.................
by Schlauton on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
ok...seriously...when can we get afc south champ shirts?????
by jlperk88 on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Houstontexans.com store has them already
Along with other 2011 AFC Champ paraphanelia
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by MDC on Dec 11, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Been lurking a long time
Decided to make an account just to post in here. GO TEXANS! Playoffs here we come.
by soupy on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions 17 recs
Newbie rec and welcome!
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The parallel between the ends of the Texans and Titans games were uncanny.
The different results were awesome.
by memyselfini on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
The Oilers memories are finally dead
by Antho10000 on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Oilers memories are not dead till we actually make it to the SB
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Complete identical...
… the difference was 1st round draft pick vs. 5th round. NICE!
by Scruffy The Janitor on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
From an NE fan...
Congrats for making it, especially fighting through all the injuries.
Good luck in the playoffs (except against us)
by MP-17 on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Thanks!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak gave game ball to Andre and said to team
“Yall got Andre in the fucking playoffs!”
by UTBawse23 on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions 18 recs
That's awesome
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Even more awesome if Kubes actually cussed
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Damn, that made me tear up all over again.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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a half hour later and PFT still doesn't have a story up except about the jests who beat KC,
/no national love
by nirvash on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
In California..
I was screaming so loud my RA came by to make sure everything was okay! Thank God for T.J Yates!!
My blind fandom prevents me from seeing your logic
by AJ_is_King on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
can't type. dancing.
now to sell one of the kids for playoff tickets.
/mostly kidding
by JBal on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
of course
You would never get that much for kids
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
How did you guys feel about that Foster "fumble"?
Or the face mask on T.J.? Those fuckin refs couldn’t stop us!!!
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
by swikky on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Badly officiated game
remember – we also got away with Antonio Smith and a really bad facemask. Plus – on the last play of the game, one of the TE’s was moving way too soon.
So what though. I’ll take it. We managed a W, when I didn’t think it would happen.
AWESOME!
One or two bad calls
Overall I thought it was MUCH better officiated than last week’s game though, which was a travesty.
This was just an average NFL game in terms of officiating.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
yeah
people are getting way overboard with this. I have a hard time believing the reffing crews are out to get any specific teams(ok maybe the raiders because of their rep)
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Which makes it like 487189219% better than last week.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
1st AFC Team to clinch? Eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
NEVAR Underestimate the Heart of a Champion!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Quit using my lines
Champions bring it when they need to. Shaub couldn’t have done it better.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
i aint holding back...
i started crying like a baby like 2 minutes out because i knew in my heart we were gonna win this game.
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
Just had to show TJ's Mom and it all started to flow
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
That right there.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Told pops they kept showing him on the tube, he hates that stuff.. haha
by 5thStringBro on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Fill your drinks, load your bowls, and let's get the oil changed on the bandwagon
IT’S PLAYOFF TIME!!
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
OIl Changed?
We need new shocks and extra support springs
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
dont forget the tires.
we need a houston sized wagon .
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
need to actually buy a bandwagon really
first time needing one
King Ranch edition bandwagon
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
tears of joy!!!!!!!!!!
T.J. gongrats Mat could not have done this! Sorry ’tis true!
by runtothesun on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
First thing
Don’t bring that shit here.
Let’s leave that for another day.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
matts done this a lot actually
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Without Matt, we wouldn't even be here
He’s as much a part of this as anyone else.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
^ This
If Matt had gone down week two or three, think we would be where we are?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
If Matt had been in, we would never have trailed
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by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
This is what I believe too
even though I’ve been chugging the Yaterade since before the game started ;-).
I think the game would have been vastly different if Matt Schaub had been playing like usual. And I don’t think Schaub would have let us fall behind. Every (ok almost every) game he was in THIS YEAR he was getting us ahead so we could just pound the rock with Arian and Tate.
I wasn’t even worried about the high balls Yates was throwing . . . I knew he’d settle down and get the job done.
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by BattleRedFan on Dec 11, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, there's no reason to dirty this up...
Matt got us here and TJ is doing is job… Great for both of them and thanks for both of them.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Raiders vs Green Bay
Do we want the Packers to lose as to give us the longest winning streak in the league? That would be icing on the division clincing cake.
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by thebluffrat on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Rather the Raiders lose
Want the Tebows Broncos in the playoffs over Oakland.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Dec 11, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I think...
Texans and Broncos are gonna surprise some people in the playoffs. Would think you would rather have Oakland in, they’re terrible. Maybe due to McFadden, Moore, and Ford injured.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Congratulations guys
I was rooting for the Saints to lose, but I’m happy that a new face in the AFC is contending.
by Ni9er on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
It's better for the Texans if the Saints have a good record.
Helps out in the tiebreakers in terms of SOS.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Probably won't come to that.
Strength of victory comes first, and we didn’t beat ’em.
Thanks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, lol.
You’re a niners fan. Thought you were a texans fan.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yeah, I could get used to this.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Heart is still racing, phone calls are being made nation wide to “hail the conquering heroes” !! Go Texans!!
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Rec'd
for subtle Michigan reference.
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The Bengals were about to win
But then T.J. Yates was all … http://youtu.be/EPvmIxu-LSA
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by riversmccown on Dec 11, 2011 3:30 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Rec'd for win!
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nobody is happier about this win...
than the guy who caught the TD KW, former bengal and mr. clutch.
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
unbelievable!!!
I can’t find the words to express my joy. 10 years and going to atleast one game a year. Loyalty finally pays off. Lets enjoy this boys. Great job tj
by TexansForLife on Dec 11, 2011 3:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Words cannot describe...
My knees nearly gave out. I didn’t sit down from the time that drive started ’til the Saints-Unmentionables game went final.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
by Elephande on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Tears of Joy!!!!!
Love every one of you! You have been here from the beginning and we deserve this.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
by The Abrego on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
i am so buying one
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MUST HAVE
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Texans Division Champ hat.
It’s pretty much awesome.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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by Autra on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Needs moar bacon
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Is there anything
that doesn’t need more bacon?
That is pretty.
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by pleaseplaykindle on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Broke as shit at the moment....
but MUST HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
my Neighbors called the Police to my house.
They literally thought something aweful had happend.
by Texan5513 on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
hahahahahahaha
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Most awesome thing anybody has said yet today…
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If my gf and her daughter hadn't been asleep.....
the same thing would have happened at my house.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
has fox showed the texans highlights yet?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Here it is folks, the official TJ Yates theme song
by Toolshed1 on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
gotta go with you
its a little dated and a little lifetime.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
Per Jerome Solomon:
Kubiak in Texans’ lockeroom gives a game ball to Andre Johnson and says to team, “Y’all got Andre Johnson in the f____ing playoffs!”
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions 25 recs
BONER ACHIEVED
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh the tears are flowing with that
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Crying too
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Haven't had that
Since I got dumped at the prom after a slow dance.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
rec'rec'drec'drec'drec'd
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Excellent...
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Care to update the prediction? I have a feeling we have more than one more victory left us.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
We'll win at least one game in February, I predict...
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Well I'd rather stick to it to remind myself how the team has exceeding my expectations which many called absurd.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Fuck. Yeah.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Not only are we in.....
But TJ Yates looked good in the 4th Quarter bringing us back.
by XavierFL on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Didn't look like a rookie to me.
Damn near perfect execution of the 2 minute offense with no timeouts.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
5 sacks - 3 fumbles and We WIN
Yay D in the second half.
Yay offense in the 4th quarter.
PLAYOFFS!
by Kidaster on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Fuck it!
I’m posting N00dz!!
by IThinkItsIndecision on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
hahahahahahahaha
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
LOl
Do it . Tim’s to happy to ban anyone.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Don't want to be a Debbie downer in this thread....
but actually Tim HATES banning people. I have been here only three years and I’ve seen more bannings in the past three months than I’ve seen the previous 33 months.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Tim does it when he has no choice
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
This team won't lose another game all season.
2011 AFC South champs. Unreal.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
I fell to my knees too, in tears.
At which point my dog rushed over, knocked my beer to the floor, and mounted me and started nibbling on my ears. Embarassing? yes. Regrettable? no.
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
by swikky on Dec 11, 2011 3:33 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Rewarding?
maybe for the dog….
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
he's still nibbling at my ears..
and I’m still crying. Tears of joy.
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
I scared the hell out of my 2 year old daughter with my jumping and screaming.
All will be forgiven.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's just best to let him finish...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
NFLN
Screwed up on the highlights.. said the PI happened on the wrong play
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 3:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
That's because there was another PI one or two plays earlier that the refs missed
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
FUCKIT, LET'S GO STREAKING
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 3:34 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
P.S.
Wade Phillips takes another team to the Playoffs in his first season. I dont know about you guys but i am sending him my wife for the night.
by Texan5513 on Dec 11, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
He'd probably settle for a donut.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
The play.
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2011121103/2011/REG14/texans@bengals#menu=highlights&tab=recap
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Dec 11, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
of course they did
Nfln would screw up our Superbowl highlights
by TexansForLife on Dec 11, 2011 3:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Congrats guys.
Was a bit bitter about the loss to you last week, but you guys certainly deserve this.
Good luck with everything.
"NLDS or bust" - Bobby Cox
by DopeFalcons on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Classy fanbase here.
Thanks man. Hope to see you guys in there too.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
Thanks
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Aaron Rodgers
Is a homeless man’s TJ Yates!!
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
lulz
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
It feels like our first Division Title and trip to the playoffs
had to come on this kind of game. With all the emotion, the clutch plays and our boys showing a ton of heart.
by Biggity B on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
FUCK
YEAH
Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.
by Lone Spot on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Does coach of the year have to be Head Coach?
Wade Phillips for Coach of the Year. Nothing short of miraculous!
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by Fuzion on Dec 11, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
is that this is the greatest day as atexans fanever
by Texansfan82 on Dec 11, 2011 3:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
here is to a first round bye!!!!
Greatest season,team,coaching ever
by TexansForLife on Dec 11, 2011 3:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Just told my wife shes lucky she lives in San Antonio
Because were she here I’d bang the schooling out of her! Way to go boys!!
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Dec 11, 2011 3:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
(Tebow) J. Yates .
What a Game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 11, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
good luck to the Broncos today!
of course, who needs luck when you have Tebow?
Mike!
You’ve been here since we sucked. Thanks for sticking with us! Don’t go anywhere!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I knew Kubiak would do you guys fine!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
i think you sir are our good luck charm
by TiEaB on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
We love you Mikey.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Win meter: set to kill.
I told the people of my district that I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but if not ... you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas. -- Davey Crockett
by pleaseplaykindle on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
YATERS GONNA YATE
I’m not sure that makes any sense…but I really don’t care.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
I literally LOL’d… this is going on my fb
by 5thStringBro on Dec 11, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
DIVISION CHAMPS SHIRT
on sale at the mothership
by Kidaster on Dec 11, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Already ordered me one
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Just bought one for my dad for Christmas!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Congrats you guys!!!!!!!1
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 11, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Congrats on winning the AFC South, you guys were the best team in the division all year long and deserve it
Here’s to the Titans and Texans dueling it out in future seasons for the AFC South crown and Indy continuing to rot
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 11, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
A Titans fan with class?
Well thank you, sir. You guys certainly made a game out of it with the Saints. Kudos.
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
Heartbroken, but excited about Locker
It’ll be fun next year fighting with you guys for the crown once again!
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I’m hoping Manning comes back. Three team epic race? Yes please!
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
Thanks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you, DD
I shall wish y’all good luck the rest of the way…..cause wouldn’t a Titans-Texans playoff game just be awesome?
#timetoreplaceravenssteelersastheleaguespremiererivalry
"Lord, beer me strength."
First we gotta not lose 41-7 .....
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Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, yeah it would.
And there’s still a chance of that.
The one bright spot of today is that we’re still kinda in the Wild Card race with the Bengals loss.
Thank you, kind sir.
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by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think we can all agree...
Indy continuing to rot would be a good thing.
Since it appears likely they’ll be rewarded for their one bad season in a decade with Andrew Luck, our best hope is that Luck is more like the second coming of Leaf rather than the second coming of Peyton.
Recced
For not being a jackass. And being classy. And stuff.
It definitely looks like it should be these two teams for a while. Not buying that Luck can save that franchise in Indy. They are rotten.
by Andres_Johnson on Dec 11, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
fuck it im taking my first warning. and i dont care
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions 25 recs
WORTH IT!!!
hell, i will take the warning for you!!
Banned
lol
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
and I Rec'd it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
So did I
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
At least it's Texans related with the shirt she has on and all
What? You didn’t notice the shirt? Oh…
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I hope you get permbanned
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
TITTYWHORE
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
DAMNIT!!
meant to ‘rec’ clicked the ‘flag’ instead. But this gets my vote lol.
Rec'd.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
And a rec from me.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Dang...she's hot
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by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta get my 2011 AFC South Division Champs gear!
If you find out where they are first arriving, let us know.
Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.
in winning today
increases the chance the texans will have to knock the ravens out of the playoffs to reach the super bowl. good luck with that
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
by palewook on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Man right now its about being in the playoffs
and being division Champs… As you learned today though, you can not count the Texans out on any game… Even with out Andre Johnson, Matt Schaub, and Mario Williams….
it was gut check time
and the texans answered big
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
ok so do you suggest we try to not make the playoffs?
Cause its alittle too late for that.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not at all =)
rest of the season will be cake. expect the texans to be the #1 seed in the playoffs if the pats and ravens stumble
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
Ravens?
pfffttt! They will never beat us again in Houston
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
hope you are right
ravens playing some strange ball in 2011. i hate the ratbirds and can’t watch the superbowl if they make it. was hoping it was the texans year. ravens just scare me when they play a quality team. the better the ravens opponent in 2011, the better than play.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
Poor looser.
Get a grip bro. It’s the first time for us. So much better that it happened against the BUNGELS.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
by trutxfan on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
dude seriously
if there were an ignore command on sb nation i would use it on you. you’ve been nothing but rude and disrespectful this week.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
nah this aint the 1st time he's acted like an asshat
he tends to act up often on here, i just ignore it.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
and you misunderstand me if you think i was saracastic
i follow both the bengals and texans. and want the texans in the superbowl
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
In losing today
the Bengals decreased the odds that they will even make the playoffs. Good luck with THAT.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
cincy is done
wanna guess which team has the best record and most wins against the ravens for the past 8 years?
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
by palewook on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm trying to figure out how that would be relevant.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Rec'd
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Come on guise,
Rec’d the shit out of the post. No hater’s going to ruin this for us! Kill that bitch with love!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Dec 11, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
put down the pipe
i’m hoping the texans go to the superbowl and i follow both teams, it helps to read something rather than just make up what you didn’t feel like putting effort into.
" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."
by palewook on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have read your comment.
What did I get from it? That you’re a tasteless fucking troll that’s trying to piss on everyone’s cheerios when they’re trying to celebrate their favorite team’s first playoff berth.
So I still rec’d you. But in the worst, most disrespectful kind of way.
Kindly get the fuck out.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
My hands are still shaking.
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
All the long years of misery
Make this so much sweeter. What this team has done this year is beyond words. I am so happy right now!!!
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 5 recs
congrats
it feels so awesome to be able to say this…..congrats to the city of houston, to the best fans in the nfl, and most importantly congrats to the Houston Texas, 2011 AFC South Champions!!!
by fbstar2003 on Dec 11, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Congratulations.
Amazing that you were able to keep it going with your 3rd QB.
by hartley on Dec 11, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Actually, I'm kinda glad Yates was in there
don’t think Leinart coulda done that…
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
Yeah, I recall reading something about Yates
running basically the same offense in college as the Texans?
If so, he could be a good pick-up for you guys.
OK, enough love for the Texans, after today’s games, I need a bleach and vodka cocktail, stat.
Yeah, UNC's playbook was essentially comprised of the Texans' playbook
And they would watch Texans’ tape to learn plays
That's because Gary Kubiak is a good coach.
And I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t always think that.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs
I've had my doubts too
good job by McNair staying the course too, lots of people would have bolted on Kubes last year.
Yep....I was one of them that wanted to torch Kubiak.
I will man up and say I was wrong. The man called a gutsy game yesterday. I even approved of him going for it on that 4th down play.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
He wasn't always a good coach
he is now
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by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
I have my theories about this
Which I will write about in greater detail… when I have time.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I'm with you there.
I was more than ready to call his tenure over last year.
I’m so glad I’m not in a position of power.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
Loved what he said at post game presser...
That it was an ugly win, lotta mistakes, stuff they need to work on. Basically not satisfied and not using injuries as excuses.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Should I order playoff tickets now?
Is it possible to wait a while and still get tickets? Someone please answer.
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2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
by .Bonzo on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I'd order now
There won’t be seats left in 2 weeks
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by Fuzion on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I got mine like two weeks ago.
If you season ticket holder you have to buy them for two potential games.
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ESPN has us as the first seed again!
http://espn.go.com/nfl/standings/_/type/playoffs/sort/conferenceRank/order/false
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
as long as saints keep winning!
Improving our SOS
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
thats only because we've clinched
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by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
if im the other teams in the league i do NOT want to play this guy!!!
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
TJ Yates!
All he does is win
by MaloneyPony on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions 7 recs
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED ABOUT YATES!!! omg omg omg, my voice is gone, and so are 70 dollars in my wallet. TJ Yates jersey bought
by wiseonekms on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
100% winning percentage.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
just ordered mine too
And thank you to all the other fans coming over to extends congrats
by TexansForLife on Dec 11, 2011 3:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
First team to clinch a playoff spot
or division in the AFC
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
I'm so happy for Andre
He’s been through hell for us. I’m SO glad he’s in the playoffs with the AFC South Champion HOUSTON TEXANS
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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
And Mario
And Kubes.
And McNair, most of all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
and captain meco
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by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
That, too.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
And Schaub
:( , I feel really bad for him.
I know . . .
Right up there with Andre, Matt Schaub has been battling through thick and thin for us to get this far and beyond.
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by BattleRedFan on Dec 12, 2011 4:21 AM CST up reply actions
Going into the Playoffs
And no one has a clue what Yates is all about
by SuperSerial on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Texans' rookie QB: winner.
BESFs’ rookie QB: loser.
by FreedomRide on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa!
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
I seriously think we got one of the best qBs in the draft
and we didn’t pick him up til the 5th. LOL jags.
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by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
anybody else think a team might make a trade offer for Yates. i know he could start on the redskins.
there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*
by Steelbluecurtain on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather trade Schaub, if it came down to it.
Schaub is in his 30s. He’s only got a few years left anyway.
by T-Moar on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure he has much of a market.
Second time he’s broken his collarbone, and he didn’t look all that hot when he was out there.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I think he probably won't re-sign with them.
Didn’t he just sign a one-year deal?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Two, but this is year two.
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by steelblue on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I've officially put down the bleach.
10 years later.
Can we all agree that this is the greatest moment in Texans history?
by T-Moar on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Yes........I'm Gonna Knock Down a Few of These Badboys
by SuperSerial on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Even better:
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
by OremLK on Dec 11, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sailing Santa.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Only way this is better
… insert hooters girl serving beer here
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Too bad we can't show that image
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
/sigh
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
I liked Saint Arnold Christmas
But Shiner Cheer made me so happy. I got two cases at Specs the other day.
Sounds like a damn fine idea. I'll even join you with a Shiner Hefeweizen.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
im running through a 6 pack sample of shiner right now
celebration beer at its best.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm finding it exceedingly difficult
to not type in all caps! Now I need to figure out how I can convince the person in charge of my student loans to give me extra money next semester for a playoff ticket!!!
by yeshuawithajo on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
I'm betting that outcome will be heavily influenced by your GPA
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by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
and yes...we're everywhere. You can't get away
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
Forgive me if this seems like hyperbole, but this absolutely will be a season they will talk about for years.
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
With 13 on IR, including the #1 and #2 QB's, an all-star LB/DE, and everyone else, yes!
No major injuries today…?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
The only one I noticed was Dreessen banging his knee on the turf.
I didn’t notice if he came back, but it didn’t look bad at all.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
He walked off the field, albeit with a heavy limp
I really hope he’s at least back for the playoffs.
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Yeah just looked like he banged it bad.
I’ve had that happen and it hurts a lot more than one would think. I’m sure he’ll be fine after some rest.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
he was back out there a few plays later
there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION... *cough cough vote Ron Paul cough cough*
by Steelbluecurtain on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
And all world WR!
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
This is the only thing keeping Houston on the map as a sports town.
/love the Texans
//Rockets looking for anyone in Gasol family
///Astros move to the MLS
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by pleaseplaykindle on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Here come the Texans
It has been a long time coming…. and T.J pulled it off in dramatic way. By far the most suspenseful game of the season. Time to start the party
by texan fan in cowboyland on Dec 11, 2011 3:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Attempting to rec every comment on this post
Don’t judge me. I’ve been waiting since Oct. 6, 1999 for this moment.
Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.
by Lone Spot on Dec 11, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions 30 recs
Rec'd
I told the people of my district that I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but if not ... you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas. -- Davey Crockett
by pleaseplaykindle on Dec 11, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I really thought about it
they’re coming too fast though
I hate to do it, but
TWSS
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You didn't really hate to do it
…
…twss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I've been doing that!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Word.
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Pancakes was shitting all over us today
But now that we won, haven’t heard from him since. Hmmm
by TheDream34 on Dec 11, 2011 3:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
That reminds me
This happened in the week that Little Dicky Justice, Age 12, announced he was leaving the chron.
Just when you think it can’t get better, it does!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Awe-some.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Why not the houston texans?
And Dre must be like a child in the candy store right now. I guess along with this whole organizattion also.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Whole team picked itself up in the second half IMO.
Neither side played well in the fourth.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Houston Texans Black 2011 AFC South Division Champions Locker Room Adjustable Hat
Already out of stock. Dammit.
Got the long sleeve t though. Woo-Hoo!
by memyselfini on Dec 11, 2011 3:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
BREAKING NEWS: Pancakes reporting that Texans have won the game and clinched a playoff spot...
tho mario williams had little to no impact on the game.
by ninjajew on Dec 11, 2011 3:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
lets give it up for kubes!!!
Officially a winning Texans head coach!!!!
by TexansForLife on Dec 11, 2011 3:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions 7 recs
How good does DeMeco look?
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by TexansDC on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions 13 recs
If he asked
I would kiss him.
Just sayin’.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Detroit checkin in, first time posting.
Signed up to congratulate the fanbase on your first playoff appearance and division title! Excellent season, something I think football fans everywhere can appreciate. Good luck in the post season! You did it!
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by Skylar on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions 12 recs
Thanks!
Rec’d.
Crazy win today for you guys.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Same to you
Hard to root for the Lions and their childish play the last few weeks, but you guys have been through more hell than we have. Good luck!
Kubiak believes in you
by JayRedd on Dec 11, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed, they've embarrassed the living hell out of me lately. (Including almost blowing it today)
..but I’ll still be here when every last one of them are traded or retired, so I just root for the franchise. Much work to be done. I’m really happy for the Texans Franchise & Fanbase, will most definitely be rooting you for you in the post season.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Thanks!
Hopefully both our teams will break their playoff droughts, this year!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
love the name!!!
Was thinking about changing mine but will wait for Superbowl lol
by TexansForLife on Dec 11, 2011 3:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Season long reader, first time poster...
But what an AWESOME win for the TEXANS! I’ve been a Colts and Falcons fan before this year but I bleed TEXANS blood now! I think I might fly out next week!
Oh, and I might know a guy on the team.
by 5thStringBro on Dec 11, 2011 3:56 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
newb rec
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Remember, they pity us at Cincy Jungle,
but God forbid anyone should browse by there for a bit of trolling…
TEXANSOWNYOU!!! Is at it again.
Giving us a bad name over there …
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by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No trolling
Come on….let’s not turn into classless fans.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 10 recs
This.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Hear, hear.
Today should be about happiness.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Preach.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Just ordered the AFC South Champions hat alllll the way to Ottawa, Canada!
Guynance - Goin straight nuts on your mind's lady parts
by Sharkridingbear on Dec 11, 2011 3:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
How about lifetime ban?
It’s not like he hasn’t ben called to Goodell’s office before
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Congratulations, Texans fans!
Once it was clear Manning wasn’t coming back this year (and that Collins and Painter were not doing it), I was rooting for the Texans in the AFC South all the way! Good luck in the playoffs… I will definitely be rooting for your team!
by LovinBlue on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Thanks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks!!!
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you!
Have fun with Andrew Luck next season! Whether he’s starting or backing up Payton.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
haha - thanks
Even though I’m a Cal fan I LOVE him – it’s so wrong!
by LovinBlue on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks!!
And a rec for you as well!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Special note of thanks to CBS for making sure we got to see the final 8 seconds this time...
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
No kidding!
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am so happy
(pretend bouncy bewb pic is here)
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Congratulations to the Texans and their fans.
The Saints are my team, but the Texans are my AFC team. Perfect day for me seeing one help out the other.
It’s a long shot but a Saints/Texans Super Bowl played in Indianapolis would be damn near perfect from the standpoint that it would be a Colts fan’s worst nightmare.
by Drew-Dat on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Woot! Thanks
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Hey DD
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Good.
Feeling great after all these wins.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That would be an awesome game!
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
My dad and I have been Houston fans for life
He’s been through hell and back with these teams, and I’m glad to have celebrated the win with him today!
I LOVE EVERYONE!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Same thing with me and my dad.
I didn’t get to watch it with him, but he called me up the second the game went final. Here’s to fathers and sons and football.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 5 recs
Just brought a tear to my eye.
Lost my dad in ’06, he was a Houston sports fan for life. Kinda gave up on football for awhile after satan spirited away the Oilers. Took him a few years to warm up to the Texans, but the last year or so of his life he would actually talk Texans with me.
He was a rather stoic person, but I think this would have at least brought a smile to his face.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
by txknight on Dec 12, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I sprained my knee celebrating
First time posting for me, but I just had to. May have hurt myself running around after T.J to Walter but what else would you expect from this season? I freaking love the Texans!
by KWK on Dec 11, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
!!!!!!
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
BANNED
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
The Nation is showing LOVE boys!
AFC SOUTH CHAMPS BITCH!!!!
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
by The Abrego on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I also believe we moved back into #1 defense
by splanket on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Second half adjustments...
were impressive on both sides of the ball
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
had me worried for a while there
They were carving us up pretty good but the tackles for loss really helped even things out.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Just plain cool
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Andre Johnson got a game ball from Kubiak in the locker room. Has been with the #Texans since ’03, their 2nd season
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
What a WASTE...
… of a 5th round draft pick!!!
by Scruffy The Janitor on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Yeah Kubiak got second guessed on that one by some.
How good does that pick look now?
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Pretty damn smart right now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I'[m still a little chubby from OD's one-handed catch on that last drive
by JBal on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
And that was just foreplay
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
That was awesome. he never even got his left near it, and was being tackiedwhile he made the grab
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
this is a fucking awesome felling
The only thing that would feel better is a Super Bowl win. Let’s see what T.J can do in the playoffs.
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I was terrified at the prospect of Yates starting a playoff game...
…a couple of weeks ago. Now, I’m not so nervous about it. He looked like a pro today.
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by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He got his first pick out of the way, and he handled it very well.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I was the most impressed by...
The couple plays AFTER the pick
by 5thStringBro on Dec 11, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Can you imagine what the crowd is going to be like next week!
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
It's my birthday next on sunday next week! I might go to the game.
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it will be a mad house
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I will be hoarse tomorrow
I have never cheered and celebrated louder in my life!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion!
by Texans-AFCsouthChamps on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions
Serious question from mostly a CFB fan.
Do we shut it down now and prevent further injury for a playoff run?
I’m leaning towards continuing to run our offense/defense with our starters until the end of the season. I think the Texans owe the fans that. And wouldn’t a first round bye just be amazing?
I told the people of my district that I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but if not ... you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas. -- Davey Crockett
by pleaseplaykindle on Dec 11, 2011 4:05 PM CST reply actions
No, we continue to play as you suggest
Increases our chances at perhaps snatching a bye.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
We go forward with awesomeness
we do not let the foot off the gas
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
Love it.
Plan for tomorrow: further awesomeness.
I told the people of my district that I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but if not ... you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas. -- Davey Crockett
by pleaseplaykindle on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
And this team seems to do better when they keep playing.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Oh yeah!
and the BESFs Lost!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
… is that being a bad sport?
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
No, that's just being festive.
Now, doing that over on the genealogical confusion blog would be being a bad sport
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Green'd
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Rec'd
both for “genealogical confusion” and your user name.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
A couple of thoughts before I go to bed:
-I have lost it every time I see TJ’s parents hugging in the stands.
-If my math is right, we held Cedric Benson to -6 yards in the second half.
Bonus thought:
-Bob McNair is the best owner in football.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Never thought we'd say Bob McNair is the best owner and Kubiak the best coach
but by god today is that day!
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You are correct
I was just so… Frustrated with how our run D was doing in the first half. Then to be treated to this show in the second half? I think being a fan through all of the crappy years has finally just paid off.
by soupy on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
McNair definitely put his money where his mouth is this year.
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by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"-I have lost it every time I see TJ’s parents hugging in the stands."
And I’ll always remember how chickenshit the Bungals were about the seats they gave them.
Cincinnati: permanent enemy scum.
by FreedomRide on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, what was up with that?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
A lot of teams give comp tickets and put families up high
Why give opposing fans good seats?
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Why?
Why not get them decent seats? It’s not like: A) they couldn’t afford the tickets; and B) there were no other seats available.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
As TexansDC said why GIVE opposing fans good seats?
It’s nice they gave them free seats but they don’t need or deserve front row on the 50.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What got me was the announcers said they moved down a few rows....
and were told to move back? WTF?! News flash Cincy! Ya got NO ONE in the stands!!!!! They aren’t going to mysteriously appear halfway through the 3rd quarter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I have sat next to Reggie Wayne's entire family before.
And my tix are way up in the nosebleeds, top row of section 618. But then again Reliant isn’t empty like Cincy’s stadium was.
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by CFHTim on Dec 11, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I went to an Astros game a few years ago against the Brewers
and Yovani Gallardo was pitching. His family had seats that were REALLY close to the field. Almost immediately behind the dugout.
They also played Sweet Caroline for the Red Sox
God I’m so happy Uncle D is gone.
Kubiak believes in you
Along this train of thought....
What were the odds 6 years ago that the Texans (2-14) would become our model franchise, and the Astros (NL champs) would be the laughingstock?
Kubiak believes in you
I wondered about that.
I now towards the end of the 3rd quarter they mentioned he only had 1 yard for the entire quarter.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Divisional round
Hold on Tight. Next Mission: Clinch (atleast) 2nd Seed!
by WeProduceChampions on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Me too.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, cant see the screen. My eyes are.... nvm
So much pain we’ve endured, but I hope everybody isn’t satisfied yet. Theres 3 more regular season games and 3-4 more games after that.
Is it time yet to ask intelligent questions?
Why have replay review if the officials can’t get the play right?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Thought Kubes was right for throwing the red flag there
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
That's just crazy how they refuse to overturn that called fumble
What was irrefutable about that?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Two weeks in a row...
Blown calls and blown reviews. Luckily, they Honey Badgered their way through it and came out with wins anyways.
It was an incompletion
Foster never had control
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Let's go back to last year and the famous Calvin Johnson TD that was overturned
WTF!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I have never seen such ineptness in officiating as I have in the last three or four weeks, consistently
It’s like they are out to get the Texans
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
no idea how that wasn't overturned
of course, who cares? (besides possibly the NFL)
It's looking like we might face the Jets in the Wild Card round
That is if we dont secure a bye..bring on the footies!
Fuck the Jets
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
by trutxfan on Dec 11, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
There is no way
The Jets make the playoffs this year
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Personal apology
to Gary Kubiak, Bob McNair, and anyone else that might deserve it.
I’m sorry for questioning Gary Kubiak’s ability to get his guys to get up for him, decision making, and aptitude as an NFL coach in general. Turns out all he needed was a little help from his (not as close) friend, Wade Phillips.
I’m sorry to Bob McNair for questioning his desire to win.
I’m so fucking proud of this team right now. This is the best feeling. NOW ENJOY IT, TEXANS FANS!!!
by Andres_Johnson on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
This
Especially to McNair, whom I wrote a bad fanpost about. I take it all back.
GO TEXANS!!!!!
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Holy texans
Seeing soooooo many new folk here.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Except
there is no over capacity
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Or the short bus
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Here
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
by WreckNTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I rode on one of these in Jordan
Those guys are CRAZY, one-lane winding mountain road, pdal to the metal with the governor removed, dudes hanging off the sides and crap, grinning with gold teeth at the white American who is screaming like a girl.
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by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
TEEEEEE JJJJJJJJJJ YATESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! wow!!
Just WIN BABY go Texans!
by TEXANS OWN YOU!!! on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't even try and fight back the tears of joy.
2011 AFCS Champions. I don’t even know how to act.
I never understood why anyone would think McNair didn't care about winning and only cared about money.
A winning team makes a lot more money. Even if he only cared about money he’d want a winning team.
Reading the Yahoo stories which makes it seem like his full name is “Fifth-round rookie TJ Yates.”
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I am me and that's all there is to it.
Imagine what it would be like
If he played for the Manningless Colts.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'd just like to say that I found this blog during the preseason.
And it’s made the season even more special. Goddamn this feels good!
Next man up.
by molloymalone on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Tears for the Years...,
AFC South Champs!!!!
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time is NOW!!!!
by Texanmaniac on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Matut says he will live
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
like i said at the beginning of the season
this is the dawn of a new era in the afc south
heres to being a championship contender this year and for years to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TEXANSSSSS!!
Whoooo!
Now time to clinch up that first round bye!
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With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
lulz Teboy has a 6.3 rating right now vs Bears
by goingforthecorner on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions
wow!
fucking wow! what a game. tj is the man!
by Danpassurweenie on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions
Fuck the jets ravens steelers pats tebows
Eat a Texan fat one bitches!!!!!!
by TEXANS OWN YOU!!! on Dec 11, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions
hi bo$$man.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
no
Bo$$man would have $aid
Fuck the Jet$, Raven$, $tealer$, Pat$ and Tebow$
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
oh and also
fuck david stern!!!!!!!!!!!
by Samarth Sulhan on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nick has a great quote from 'Dre!
Andre Johnson: “We’re happy with this, but we’re not satisfied. We have bigger goals.”
by Kidaster on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Feelin tha love
Long time lurker, first time poster. Got to admit this feeling ranks right up there with the birth of my daughter and just ahead of the marriage of my wife! Is that wrong? Nah!! I’ve been a fan since the Oilers and can’t describe in words how this victory feels through all of the pain we Houston fans have endured! Best day ever!! Keep up the great work guys, and GO TEXANS!!!
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by Theneelexperience on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions 8 recs
Bum on 610 right now and sounds pissed out of his head =)
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I think he means pissed in the British sense of the word
As in, hammered.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
of course...
pissshhhed
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Bears and the Denver Tebows are scoreless going into the half
@ wow,no one could of predicted that@
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Congratulations to our Houston Texans
Bob McNair, Gary Kubiak, Wade Phillips, the coaches, the players, the cheerleaders, and the fans.
And an especially big thanks to all the writers and posters here at BRB for making the last few years of adversity enjoyable, even when we sent bleach stocks through the roof.
Right now I’m just…glowing.
by LedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Let's remember, if the Chokeboys lose today
that’s a “perfect day” for the Texans. As if this day could get any more perfect.
by T-Moar on Dec 11, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Though it could be "more" perfect
…if today Jerrah announced he signed Romo to a lifetime contract.. Then they’d suck well into the next generation
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Long-time lurker
Decided to finally register. So pumped and proud of the team today. I was lucky enough to be at their first game ever when we beat the cowboys. I was lucky enough to almost freeze in Candlestick Park as we lost the “Reggie Bush Bowl”. And after 10 years of those being my defining memories, I will gladly put being in a sports bar two friends, watching the Texans earn their first playoff spot above it all. So happy for Andre.
It’s been a long path, but today it feels good.
by Private Domicile on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Welcome and rec'd.
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Welcome!
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by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
go do it i just got banned from cincy jungle they are cryng over there!
man they are crybabys woulda couda shouda WWAAA WAAAAAA WAAAA bunch of ohio crybabys!!!
by TEXANS OWN YOU!!! on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM CST reply actions
How about you show a little class instead of making us look bad?
Just a thought.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 11 recs
You deserved to be banned for trolling
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by TexansDC on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs
It won't happen
but I wish posters who went and trolled on other sites would get banned on here sometimes
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by nolander on Dec 11, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
flagged as troll
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 11, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you
You just talked me out of trolling.
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We've seen your trolling on other blogs.
Please, drop the internet tough guy act. You’re giving all of us a bad name.
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Really. That's not necessary.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
After a narrow victory over the Giants
It seems that the Packers are back on their normal routine of obliterating opponents
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i am getting...
1. a tattoo of Wade Phillips (i do not have a single tattoo on my body, this will be the first)
2. an AFC Champs shirt for my girlfriend so she can wear only that for me (that will have to be my xmas present)
3. TJ Yates jersey
4. life insurance bc i might have a heart attack if the Texans put me through another game like that!
AFC CHAMPS!
by Coach Red Beaulieu on Dec 11, 2011 4:26 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
It's been a long time since the Oilers in the 90's
Welcome back, Houston, TX.
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
Texans back as #1 DEFENSE, with 13-game average of 274.9yds/games
for a 1+ yd advantage after letting PIT go ahead last week with a razor thin <1 yd difference last week.
First half D looked really bad. But gotta say, Kubiak/Phillips gave one hell of a halftime peptalk and made the right adjustments to light the defense back on fire in the second half. Thank you for getting Houston back as CLUTCH CITY!!
No kidding
I think Wadeiak gave the Texans a piece of their mind at halftime, and it certainly showed!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
When Yates scrambled for the first down, I knew we had a chance
What a heads up play!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
I love Schaub, but no way matty converts that 3rd and 15. TJ could be seriously dangerous with some experience
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again.
I love his “Fuck the slide” attitude. I think he wanted to make SURE he had the 1st down.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Been watching Houston pro football since the first "exhibition game" the Oilers played
in Jeppesen stadium, in 1960, when I was 11 years old. I don’t remember a more inspiring win than this one. I’m so buzzed I can’t sit still.
by FreedomRide on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh yes!
Just finished masturYatin, now it’s time for some Yaterbombs! Cheers!
I've heard the rumors, but I'm quite sure it's possible to knock the Hustle
by Mookazoid on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I know some here are partially clad
but fuck it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM CST reply actions 21 recs
Brian Cushing: COME AT ME BRO!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm going to go to Kinko's and print a poster-sized print of this...
And then laminate it.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah saw part of the GB game.
They used to do 4 replay games. Not sure because I haven’t been watching them this year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
How many games do they show?
Because there were a couple of other close games this week
Atlanta vs Carolina
BESFs vs Saints
Redskins vs Patriots
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
They'll show the Texans, and probably the Saints
More playoff implications involved.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
What about Denver-Chicago?
Dare the deny coverage to the Tebus?
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
The refs in the Green Bay gameapparantly took the same physics class as last week's officiating crew
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
I think
that is the same officiating crew that we had vs ATL last week. I’m curious to see if they overturn what is a much more borderline call than the one that should have been made for us. Advantage big name QB? More and more like the NBA every week.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 11, 2011 4:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Seeding question
according to ESPN’s playoff picture, the Texans are currently the #1 overall seed in the AFC, with the Ravens at #2. But we both have 10-3 records and Baltimore has the head to head tiebreaker. Is ESPN wrong or is there some other tiebreaker at play here?
Is this the BCS now?
/ I hope not
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea what I'm talking about
I thought SoS came into play, my bad!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
In a three-way tie, the first tiebreaker is conference record.
The Texans have a better conference record than the Ravens or Pats, so they’re the first seed.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Dec 11, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah. There are different sets of tiebreakers depending on how many teams are involved.
http://www.nfl.com/standings/tiebreakingprocedures
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
espns playoff standings are pretty good
at breaking it down
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
It is important to point out that this will change if all 3 teams win out the rest of the season
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yup.
Everyone wins out, we’re the two IMMIC.
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Hmm.
Must investigate.
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It appears that you are correct.
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Aye.
Reverts to two-team tie-breaker rules after the 1-seed is determined, which unfortunately makes that head-to-head relevant. I still hold out hope that Baltimore shits the bed once, though. They’re sloppy on the road, and they have Cinci and a resurgent Chargers team on the on the schedule.
went to the watch party at Lavaca Street Bar in Austin
my God. my throat is so destroyed. the place was rockin. i still can’t believe TJ pulled it off.
if any of these stupid analysts on ESPN say the Texans can’t go anywhere in the playoffs with Yates, i will personally come to their house and pimp-slap them.
what a win. im still in disbelief. unbelievable. 10 yeas of sitting thru shit 2-14 and 7-9 seasons and our patience has finally payed off.
CONGRATS TO THE 2011 AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS: THE HOUSTON TEXANS!!
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 11, 2011 4:37 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Long time Lurker, first time Poster
A little tune to blast for the rest of forever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_S0iUnL-CI
And a toast to BE-SF demise, a healthy IR membership, and the #13 soon to be shaved into the back of my head
by drwhitmire91 on Dec 11, 2011 4:37 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Vote early and vote often for this week's Rookie of the Week.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think OROY is handed out one per conference is it?
If so I can’t see Cam Newton losing the award.
Unless he throws like 20 TD's in the final 3 games it won't happen.
He’ll win rookie of the week I bet though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Meanwhile, at MCM...
bitterness, hatred and discontent reign.
And that’s as it should be.
by FreedomRide on Dec 11, 2011 4:41 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
The world has finally come back on its proper axis.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Everyone go to the ESPN story and comment
Its already at 5000+ and ESPN still doesnt have it on their front page.
Normally I dont mind these things, I mean FUCK ESPN, but seriously we deserve some Goddanm love right now.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 11, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions
That SERIOUSLY PISSES ME OFF>
Falcons – Panthers??? If that was Tebow, Brady, Sanchez, shit any other QB they would be schlobbing the knob all over it right now. I guess they dont like to admit theyre wrong.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas, I’d like to go see the Texans play their first playoff game at Reliant.
Make it happen.
Yours,
UT
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
That is a done deal
Next request
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I meant I want to BE in Reliant Stadium for it.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
I am buying tickets right now
Fuck saving money, this is the Texans in the playoffs.
by cubic on Dec 11, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude is 3 of 15 passing for 45 yards. Yah, thats an nfl qb...
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
guess he got 3 rec
when i got bored and went for beer
Toasting in an epic bread
AFC SOUTH DIVISION CHAMPS!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Dec 11, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
At Reliant
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
I would go
But I am too drunk to drive there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Ahh
Have not been to the new stadium. And yes, I am in the same boat as you, BFT.
Next year we will have the cash for tix.
Have been to games at the dome (eons ago), Modicum Maid, and Toyota as well as Summit.
Stupid beer/lack of funds/back injury/additional wah wahs.
Follow the invalid toad.
Reliant.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
On 610 and Twitter by Scurfield...
Not sure where else
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I think we just got some love from the CBS announcers.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions
Another Tweet
Ben Tate @BenTateRB
Better YATES than never!! lol glad to get yall a home playoff game, but trust that we wont be happy unless we get that super bowl trophy!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
“Owen Daniels is one of the craftiest tight ends I’ve played against,” Bengals LB Manny Lawson said. “He is in the elite.”
by SuperSerial on Dec 11, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
He has been neglected too often, this season.
I love that he has become Yates’ go-to guy. He has the best hands on the team, and he seems to always have a step or two on whoever is covering him.
Rick Smith, I apologize for doubting you when he was re-signed. I loves me some Dreessen, but OD is irreplaceable.
I know Arian Foster won't care
But Yates scored 24.60 fantasy points for me today, outdoing Matt Stafford, who was on the opposing team.
Two weeks in a row Yates has been the better QB.
Outplayed Matt Ryan,outplayed Andy Dalton.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Dec 11, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
After 4 close games with thrilling finales
the second half of today’s games is full of suckage
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
huh?
the second half rocked!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
oh
who the fuck cares?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Seriously...
There were games after ours?
Pffffft….
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
another
Eric Winston @ericwinston
Also, want to congratulate every Texan fan out there. Everyone deserves to celebrate. This has been a long time coming. #1-0
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 5:00 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Fan poll on the Mothership, who is the player of the game.
90% for Yates, out of over 900 votes.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM CST reply actions
I know it is pancakes...
John McClain @McClain_on_NFL
ILB DeMeco Ryans after Texans rallied to beat Cincy and win AFC South: “Google the word team, and you’ll get the Houston Texans.”
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 5:03 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
Only reason I posted it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
Feels great to say
AFC SOUTH champions doesn’t it? What a great experience, and it’s just the beginning.
by Fastalkerus_Prime on Dec 11, 2011 5:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Dunno if the people of Winnipeg knew why i was running around cheering
But WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Running barefoot down the street in the snow was awesome
In Canada our balls are bigger
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Blue Bombers gave it a good run this year....
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
this win definitely alleviates some of the pain of the Grey Cup loss
In Canada our balls are bigger
Writer for Arctic Ice Hockey
by canadian texan on Dec 11, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
really? I use that all the time and haven’t had a problem. That sucks
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 11, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Same here
Make sure you always close those pop-ups
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
I have waitied so long for this day
I just don’t know how to act, feel like a kid on christmas morning. Can’t wait to cheer next weekend while TJ and the battlin Texans dismantle Scam Newton. Go Texans!!! AFC South Champs!!!!
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Yea he is pretty damn good for a rookie
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If we win out and get to the Superbowl,
What do we do with the QB situation?
I mean Yates would be 8/9-0 with a superbowl ring. Do you play him even though Schaub has the exp, yates has the ring?
That's a discussion for the offseason.
Right now lets focus on winning a playoff game with the guys we have healthy.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Woah, woah, slow down! We just won the division
We need to get for good playoff seeding before we talk about going deep in the postseason
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
So do Leinart, Delhomme, and Garcia.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
T.J. next year
I wonder if TJ is the AAron Rodgers of 2014. I’ve been saying the Texans need to draft a QB and start grooming him for when Schaub is done. Maybe they have already.
For anyone actually watching the GB TD fest going on...
What happened on that replay?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 5:16 PM CST reply actions
The last time I got that excited about any football game..
Radio (at the time he was VY) out ran the USC D in the Rose bowl. There were tears in my eyes K Dub caught that ball. For those of us from Houston, who have seen the worst days of this team, this meeans so much. I’m so excited for the playoffs, its bonerific. This season I’ve been knockin back Shiners in celebration, instead of pure desperation.
Go Texans!!!!! Freaking playoffs man.
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
by ZipCode4 on Dec 11, 2011 5:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Is head to head the first tiebreaker in the conference?
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Only in a tie between two teams if they have played each other.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Ohhhhhhhhhh ok...
So if the Ravens and the Texans win next week but the Patriots lose then the Texans will drop to the #2 spot?
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Pittsburgh would have to lose also.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No if the Ravens lost and the Steelers won then they'd take the lead in the AFC North.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
yep, as long as we win out and either the ravens or Patriots lose, we get a bye.
/i think so
// not completely sure
/// not a tiebreaker junkie
Thanks to everyone for the response
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No, head-to-head is first tiebreaker regardless
but it’s only used as a tiebreaker if one of the 3 has lost to both of the other 2.
Technically
if one team in a three-team tie had beaten the other two head-to-head, that would be the first tiebreaker. Not an issue here of course.
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To be fair, Harper is a dirty mo fo.
If he could bulk up 10 lbs, he’d be a good olb, instead of a shitty SS.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Truthiness
Harper is quite a terrible safety. And that facemask tackle today was pretty Lion-esque.
I just love that the Titans are the ones crying foul here. What goes around comes around you little chicken shits.
Kubiak believes in you
There may be something to that...
…I’ve heard that one of the side effects of in-breeding is hearing loss.
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Meanwhile in Afghanistan...
Afghani Locals were shocked and awed as US Military personnel celebrated in local style by firing weapons into the air wildly in celebration of Texans win and clinching of AFC South Division.
Just kidding. We don’t want to get in trouble lol.
by TexPitFan on Dec 11, 2011 5:20 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
a true houstonian
humble, great, loves houston. reminds of hakeem everyday
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
When he gets inducted into the HOF...
…the Texans should give him an honorary #34 so he can take his rightful place next to Earl, Nolan, and Hakeem.
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 11, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
About effing time...
And I mean that with all sincerity.
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by SOLIS on Dec 11, 2011 5:43 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
HE LIVES!
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by MDC on Dec 11, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
sockpuppet
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Dec 11, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
SKIBIDEEYEEEAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!
I woke my 3 year old up from a nap after him being down for about only 20 minutes, shaking him and screaming “WE WON, WE WOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!” He watched me with a very confused and grumpy look on his face while I danced around the house, but deep down inside I know he was super King Kong excited, too.
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by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 11, 2011 5:50 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
super king kong excited?
no one know what it means but it gets the crowd going. you sir get a rec
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 11, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
1:50 left in the third quarter, and Rodgers is done.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions
Not sure if someone else
posted this, too many cooments lol, but
so, um, yea
No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
How many meth OD's will be reported tomorrow?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Was all the pain we went through and the obscene ways we lost games worth this?
In a word? Hell-fucking-yes!
by USMC_JA on Dec 11, 2011 5:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Division championships are a great anesthetic.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
I am so very very happy
I was kinda late to the Texans party, as I was to the NFL itself, but the two years previous to this taught me Texans fandom wouldn’t be easy…. not that I cared, cz I knew when this happened it would be so worth it…. this ranks up there with Chelsea, who I’ve supported since I was little, winning the Premier League in 04/05 for me, and I didn’t think any sporting moment would ever come close, such a great feeling, I’m so happy this is the franchise I supported, I will never ever change, I love this team soooo much
by EnglishTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:01 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd good sir
Hopefully we continue to prove that choice right.
Rec'd
mainly so I can add COME ON YOU SPURS!
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mixed day huh? ;)
I know this is a beautiful day for the Texans, so I shall say no more about the Premier League, apart from that Ref fucked us over too, so kinda feeling the pain
Houston is my American Chelsea, and I couldn’t be happier about it
by EnglishTexan on Dec 11, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
Fucking Stoke.
Fair enough. At least we can both agree that Arsenal are twats.
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Yes we can, definitely
I’m living in East London atm, Arsenal and West Ham fans all over the place, it’s really a horrible place haha
by EnglishTexan on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
I've a soft spot for Hammers
because my wife and I saw them take on Aston Villa in 2006.
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Rec'd
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM CST reply actions
Reply fail.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
This better be green...and quick.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
Not enough recs.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
I've never seen this many recs on a post...
Currently 34 (after mine).
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Had to be a typo.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
I completely understand!
This is a glorious day for Texans fans around the world. Typos be damned!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Ain't that the truth, Brother? Glorious is an understatement...
But I don’t have a better word!
The best part-
Switching over to the Saints-BE-SFs game to watch their first round rookie QB fail at doing the exact same thing our 5th round rookie 3rd string QB succeeded at against a much better defense, mathematically eliminating them from the division race and sending us to our first AFC Championship title!!!!!! ‘MERIKA, FUCK YEAH!!!! The coaching difference on their last minute potential game winning drive and ours was night and day. The game management between their 1st round QB and our 5th round QB was night and fucking day. I’m reading the MCM page and they are saying, “At least our future is bright.” Really? REALLY? Pahahaha, makes this win even sweeter.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 11, 2011 6:06 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Agreed!
To my admittedly untrained eye, Yates ran that two minute drill damn near to perfection. Maybe coulda waited on a few of those sideline passes, but don’t think the receiver would have been open then.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Quick, turn to NBC!
They’re talking about the Cowfarts’ collapse!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
A nice look
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:10 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
That's...beautiful...
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
I'm so fucked up right now....
http://www.facebook.com/doyle.keaster/posts/151895274914354?notif_t=like
AFC South Motherfucking CHAMPS!!!
I Want to Believe
My prediction for Tuesday...
Best 2DH EVAR!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions
To quote Sgt. Apone, "Absolute Badasses!"
by LedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Fuck yeah!
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 11, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no!
His mascara is running
by Its Gonna Happen on Dec 11, 2011 6:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I wish I could start one
but grooming policies at my job won’t let me
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Soooo Of all the games to miss the 4th quarter
I just got back from my kids piano recital so I missed the whole 4th quarter. sounds like it was a nut grabbin, nail bitting, floor pissin game ender
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 11, 2011 6:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You could say that
But Yates put on a school for how to run the 2 minute offense would be a good explanation
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Well the fightin' Tebows won.
So we’ll now officially take a backseat to the Broncos’ game.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Yeah
On defense Tebow forced a fumble and recovered it…later he kicked the winning field goal
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
That's how it'll probably sound.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 11, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Already been reported that way
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
#First off, I’d like to thank my lord & savior, Tim Tebow
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
I was rooting for the Denver Tebows to win
but yeah they’ll steal our thunder YET again. . .even though we won AFC south
/rolls her eyes at the sports media
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Dec 11, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
we need them to win against the Patriots next week
I will gladly take another week of incessant Tebowmania by the media if it means a bye in the playoffs for the texans
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Exactly^^^^^
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Amen, brother...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No doubt
they won in OT, but did you see Elway’s face? wonder how long tebow’s career will be with denver.
It will be over quick if Peyton Manning ends up on the free agent market
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
lol Bears lost.
Of course no Forte or Cutler really hurts.
Their prevent defense was just pathetic at the end though. Giving Tebow passes I could have completed.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
LOfreakingL denver did it again
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I'm lovin' it...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
TJ "effin'" Yates!
=) I’m picking TJ to be our version of Tom Brady.
So Tom Brady had to wait ’til the 6th round and TJ had to wait ’til the 5th round. TJ has nerves of steel! Just like an elite NFL quarterback!
Go TJ Yates!
Texans to the Superbowl and win it!
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
Whoa, you need to lay off the Yaterade a bit
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Fuck that, pass me some of that Yaterade
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
./whistles to Dillo Tex and 8 tiny reindeer to help her haul in the giant barrel of Yaterade
/hands out the AFC South CHAMPOINS glasses so we can help ourselves to the Yaterade =D
/hugs her awesome buddies at Battle Red Blog!
=)
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
CHAMPIONS!
I typed it correctly in my head in the post above. I officially blame the keyboard on that one ;-).
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
We are the champignons...
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 11, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Of the WORLDDDDDDDDDD
(well not quite, but like I give a toss right now)
by EnglishTexan on Dec 11, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
/Dillo passed out after last TD...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
awwww ;-(
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Dec 11, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hell no
He put on a demonstration
of the 2 minute offense
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
Not at all.
No reason to reel it in right now.
In fact, she needs to pass it around.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BOOBS
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Speak for yourself!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
What is wrong with you????
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 11, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Must be breast cancer
/no offense to victims
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 11, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
Continue the celebration here!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
This place is a GREEN fest
best thread ever!
by WhiskeyR on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
And a goo for you...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Division Champs, Playoff bound, 2minute drill excellence, and the stones and poise on that rookie qb
My victory dance is completely appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jbSZSpavr_o
Texans win
BE-SFs and Cowgirls lose.
TJ previews what he’s got in the tank for the playoff run.
We win the division.
Bring on the Jets at Reliant on Jan 8!
Yates - our current game manager.
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