Jamie Dukes is a piece of shit wearing a suit

by b0ng on Dec 12, 2011 12:20 PM CST

Jamie Dukes (@jamiedukes)

HOP... Act like you been there Texans fans. You've been quiet as a church rat as your team has choked year after year. Now you act like you have Steeler tradition.

Not much needs to be said about this clownshoe. He's had some very interesting things to say about the Texans since we won vs Cincy, this being the worst of the worst. In all honesty he's been one of the worst analysts on the NFLN for awhile now and it's not just because he regularly hates on the Texans.

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"quiet as a church rat?"

never heard that expression before

by JBal on Dec 12, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions

I say treat him like the troll he is and disregard him

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 12, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

It's suppposed to be

‘Quiet as a church house mouse.’ But he is a fucking retard.

by JMFC on Dec 13, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

that's the one I've heard

by JBal on Dec 13, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions

Yah, I've also heard that he's a fucking retard...

…oh, did you mean you’d heard the church mouse thing?

by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 14, 2011 12:00 AM CST up reply actions

But we haven't been there before, dickbag.

Also, I always wonder who he’s referring to. What, did he read the ESPN comments section and get the impression that every single Texans fan is now cocky? Pardon us for being elated when our team wins a game in thrilling, last-second fashion on the road to clinch the fucking division.

And we’ve been quiet when our team has choked? Hardly. Most of us post ten times more when things are going poorly. I repeat: what a dickbag.

by Nashmeister on Dec 12, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions

I think Bo$$man might have gotten his hands on Jamie's cell number.

by willieboyd on Dec 12, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

If not, we should arrange it...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Dec 12, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions

His comments are certainly reactionary and polarized, kind of like he's a fan of the Colts or Titans or maybe the Jets

I would think his bosses are looking at him right now with a discerning eye, because it isn’t good to alienate a complete fanbase. He really lost all credibility with me because of his remarks.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 13, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

Agreed

by LedTexan on Dec 13, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions

He needs, less attention

so he gets fired and forgotten

by MeMongo on Dec 12, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions

what the hell is he even talking about?

PS. I turn the channel when Fat Dukes is on, worst “analist” on NFLN.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Dec 12, 2011 1:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

rec'd for the creative use of

anal

by MeMongo on Dec 12, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions

what is HOP?

Dukes is the NFLN equivalent of ‘’Mr. Irrelevant’’ – I laugh my arse off when Tom Waddle schools him after the games.

by danbo316 on Dec 12, 2011 2:08 PM CST reply actions

Yeh, I think he's on his way out

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 13, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

We "act like we have Steeler tradition"? Really?

You only have to spend less than 5 minutes on BTSC to recognize the difference. We certainly do not have the same sense of entitlement. We have a right to lose our minds. Our other team was stolen. We spent years without one. We endured the expansion committee’s attempts(and Bud Adams’ influence) to deny us a new franchise in favor of LA. We endured nearly a decade more of a generous blend of mediocrity, choke and outright sucking.

We earned it. And we certainly don’t deserve the insults of some washed-up ex-player turned hack broadcaster over it. Get bent, Jamie.

"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Eat me, David Stern.

by Christopher H on Dec 12, 2011 2:21 PM CST reply actions 5 recs