Thursday Night Football: Open Thread (Jaguars v. Falcons)
by Tim on Dec 15, 2011 6:45 PM CST
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PrintIt's a primetime, nationally televised football game, so that can only mean one thing: Another stage for the Jacksonville Jaguars to shine upon!
This is your open thread for tonight's tilt between the Jags and Falcons. For some reason, I'm thinking next week's Thursday Night game will prove to be a bit more exciting around these parts.
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Another thrilling showdown for the NFLN.
Fortunately, most of the nation will be spared the unbearable tension.
Ugh
Just switched to cable from DirecTV and didn’t even think about NFLN. Crud.
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$50 less a month for a better package
Also, TWSS.
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I hate that DTV doesn't have Redzone unless you pay for Sunday TIcket
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
I agree
I pay for it, but it just kinda sucks that it’s free for most carriers
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Money is tight for me right now
So I couldn’t afford the Ticket. DTV sucks without the Ticket.
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I have Dish network
and my package [network package] hasn’t changed since I got, it 9 years ago.
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by professortex on Dec 15, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
/assumes decision was made after a night of blues and bourbon at Antone’s.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Eat me, David Stern.
by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
We've had 3 nationally televised games
why the fucking fuck?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 6:49 PM CST reply actions
Every great QB had a bad rookie year
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
I have sad news for Texan fans
David Carr is going to Canton…..as a Giant
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
“Advanced metrics” have proven that Carr is a top 5 QB of all time
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
For what
Sacks?
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
FIFY
Leadership and taking hits
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
@have you seen his completion percentage?%
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
LA doesn't normally get Jags games
This is the only way to market them to the city
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
LA stands for
Los Alamos, New Mexico right?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
LA is the state abbreviation for Louisiana. I hear they’re moving to New Orleans to become the Saints’ practice squad
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
We have 27 guys on IR
Our whole fucking team is the practice squad
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't it obvious?
1 nationally televised game per fan!
Me, my dad, and my 4 year old brother
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
it's remarkable how easily you tolerate us shitting all over your team
You’re a class act, friend.
HE'S MINE
I’ve already adopted him.
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Are you married?
Why are you adopting me? Can you not get it done with the “pepe”?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
HAHA!
Yes, I have a wife and two kids (almost 9 and 5). And I can get a woman pregnant just by looking at her.
I “adopted” DreKeem (former contributor here) a couple years ago, so it’s kind of an inside joke to, ummmm, me and DreKeem. HAHA!
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Good for you, really
Are your kids Texan fans?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
And University of Texas
The kool-aid is always served in the bfd household.
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I look forward to BFD Jr.
Anchoring the UT defensive line in 2020
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
He wants to be a QB or WR
I think his future lies in baseball, though.
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Yeah
I had a couple partial scholies to play D1 (including Miami), but I had major knee surgery my senior year. Knee surgeries back then were a little (lot, actually) more damning back then. I also had a huge problem with my temper and was kicked off my HS team. Came to UT, stayed in shape, worked on my temper, and promptly tore my ACL, MCL, patella tendon, and both meniscus in one fell swoop. So it goes…
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I'm not sure
I want to know how that happened.
Of course, I’ve also torn an ACL getting out of bed, so you never know…
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
I totally popped my hammy
warming up for a greek week flag football game! Does that count?
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Eat me, David Stern.
by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes.
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I still think mine was more WTF?
But seriously, that’s up there…
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
Wait
Yours is real???
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That I tore it getting out of bed?
Unfortunately. Literally, woke up one morning, went to stand up, leg doesn’t wanna work.
It was April. April’s my month for weird injuries.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
Non-contact playing IM football
Cleat caught something. I lost.
Both my sister and I tore our ACLs stupidly. She was up 20 in trash time, one of the best centers (who could play also play 1) in Houston, and she went for a layup with 5 freaking seconds left. Pop.
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Well it looks like I'll have to sire the next great Longhorn lineman
My athletic ability lies somewhere in the Rudy range if Rudy did’t give a shit
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
feed him moar.
choose his path for him
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
My dad passed down the Jags
I lived in Jacksonville from 0-6 so theres that too….Parents passed down my Miami and Purdue fandom……Live in Orlando so automatically a Magic fan, I picked the Royals as my baseball team and now I intensely follow them
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
I must admit
I’m very curious to know why you picked the Royals.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
I wonder the same thing
too young for the Bo days
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
I play baseball and love it
and I just came to like them gradually, but the Royals blog really got me interested and I got MLB.TV so I can watch all the games….
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
I love baseball, but I actually prefer the At Bat app. I’d rather hear than see, and most baseball TV announcers suck, IMO.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
I play baseball and football
But definitely I like baseball better
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Same
/high five
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
Royals
It’s funny how many of the advanced stats guys are Royals fans: Rany J., Bill James, John Sickels, etc.
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No worries
When I meet a girl who has a kid, I refer to it as “kryptonite” and stay far away. He’s all yours BFD.
I'm older than that
//sniff//
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Oh
But not as old as WhiskeyR.
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When I'm 40
Battle Red Blog will already have taken over the world
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
41
With this damn weather, I feel like about 85, though. Ugh.
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Oh
Never mind.
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I'm an immature 33
Maybe we’re related?
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Maybe
but I have at least two dozen 2-Day Hangovers on you. People seem to like yours better though.
We've been the shitees for 10 years
Feels good to be the shitters for a change
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
Have fun with your 15 minutes of fame
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
If we can do one thing, it is play Defense so we got something going I guess
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm starting the Jags D tonight so I hope they do well
#ArianFosterdoesn’tcare
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'm starting Marcedes Lewis
#seasonhigh77yards
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Right
He just absolutely sucks doesn’t he? I wished you guys well last week but I’m guessing you’re one of the few letting this playoff berth get to your head.
"NLDS or bust" - Bobby Cox
by DopeFalcons on Dec 16, 2011 8:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm calling a Jaguars win tonight.
24-20.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 15, 2011 7:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So the defense gets 4 scores?
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
The Dome looks empty
I thought this was an away game for us??
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions
Atlanta sucks butt as an NFL town.
Or as a town for any sport, for that matter.
Come to think of it, Atlanta just sucks butt, period.
by FreedomRide on Dec 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good baseball town. Decent football team. Do they even still have a basketball team?
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
shrugs The games I watched always looked sold out. And they have a really passionate fanbase. #toomanybravesfansasfriends
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
I'll disagree here, as well
Atlanta baseball fans were always pretty horrible, but I was also there in the mid-80s before they became something.
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It's all about camera angles for looking full
But the real reason is when the Braves built their new ballpark, they made it a lot bigger in terms of seating…so the sellouts began drying up. Kinda backfired on them actually.
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by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa
Pump your breaks. Houston isn’t exactly the epicenter of greatness.
Sounds like somebody had their heart broken.
"NLDS or bust" - Bobby Cox
by DopeFalcons on Dec 16, 2011 8:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
What the hell ever happened to DJ Shockley?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST reply actions
Released by Omaha Nighthawks
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Why is Wade Phillips gall bladder so damn arrogant ?
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It can call better D than Rob Ryan.
by FreedomRide on Dec 15, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well Played
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True
That ain’t sayin’ much, though.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
Look what the cat hocked up.
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I'm excited for the Herring experience
He seems like a natural replacement if Wade ever leaves for another HC gig
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
If the Texans haven't lost since I got the logo tatted on me,
Should I get one every season ?
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Yep
I need to get one, too. But I need to be all professional and stuff, so I can’t be too inky.
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I'm a teacher. Dress shirts cover it lol
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I forgot why I'm watching this
oh wait to watch Blaine cry
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
I just want to see pics of the jags new owner.
Kind of Sadammish lookin
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well
also th office is old so yeah :(
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by Mellowcheese on Dec 15, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
parks and rec too
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and community
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 15, 2011 8:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Save Community!
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Jags new owner
looks a bit like Salvador Dali.
Google it.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Now that's a mustache
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Ick, GO JAGS
/pours another drink
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Sad, ain't it?
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That makes it official
There are now more people rooting for the Jags on this blog than there are in Jacksonville.
Is it considered murder if you kill your downstairs neighbor for blasting music so loud that it shakes my damn teeth loose?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
Oooo not murder in that case
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It'd be a hate crime.
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It's a family of lefties.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Do it.
I learned one of my best friends was a lefty yesterday. Very trying time. He plays sports right-handed but writes left-handed.
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I knew you'd understand.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Are they redheaded?
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Nope.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Then you can kill them.
Redheaded lefties are already dead inside.
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USe one of these
I want one so bad
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
No thanks, never liked using guns
When swords are so much more personal.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing says "Oh Shit"
Like hearing the racking of a 12 Gauge
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
True, but then they start running and my aim is terrible and it's just a big hassle then.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Terrible aim
Is rarely a problem with a short barreled 12 ga
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Or a bazooka
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Some dude rode through my neighborhood at midnight
Bumping his rap music loud enough to make the windows shake when my daughter was an infant. She obviously woke up and wouldn’t go back to sleep for another 2 hours. I’ve never had an urge to slowly and methodically kill someone more than I did at that moment. People are so fucking stupid sometimes
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Not if its grunge ?
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by professortex on Dec 15, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
You know Blaine, generally you make sure not to get hit on a free play.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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...
…there are no words.
"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."
bsanders37
Blaine Gabbert is what happens when you draft Curtis Painter in the top half of the first round.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Anyone who wasn't a complete idiot could see this coming.
He wasn’t even good in college. Everyone remember how right I was about Gabbert! Very wrong about Newton, but right about Gabbert!
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same
he has way worse numbers than Chase Daniel, with a bit less talent around him, but he was tall so went top 15.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
He's also in horrible shape.
He’s just a chubby guy. It’s funny that people pointed at his bowl game as him being competent when he threw a fucking pick 6 that lost them the game
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a really bad one
Hyde was standing in front of the WR. It’s like he thought he was the Iowa QB.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
He's just a bad QB.
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I'm sure not everyone watched it and even fewer remember it
Gabbert got chased out of the pocket, and rolling to his left, tried to throw to the WR who had run a curl on that side, but the play at gone on long enough that the Iowa CB was standing in front of the WR. Gabbert threw it anyway. Returned for the game winning TD by Iowa.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I remember the play.
I couldn’t remember how much pressure he was under though.
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he was being chased, but easily could have thrown it away instead of going full retard.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNgBxkvwEyY&feature=related
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Not very impressive on Gabbert
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Impressive by the cornerback though
that’s a pretty decent effort to pick-6 that throw
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Nice return too
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Hyde says he's not even considering entering the draft this year
excited for him next year.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
well the pick was really easy he was standing around in front of the WR,
taking it for 6 was really impressive.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Displace Texan and I were watching the game at my house.
When Gabbert got drafted, the first text I got was “holy fuck, every LB in the AFC is going to have a pick 6”
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by MDC on Dec 15, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
When he was mic'd up against the Texans,
it was painfully obvious his teammates didn’t take him seriously.
Trading up to get him was the stupidest draft move since Oakland took Jamarcus #1.
B-b-b-b-but...he could throw 70 yards on his knees!!!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
I ain't afraid of no ghost
/Ray Parker Jr.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
so could Kyle Boller
/with the Raiders now if I remember correctly
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Homeless man's Dan Orlovsky
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Orlovsky is Polish for "backdoor cover".
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was Lithuanian
for “never wins”
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Wiki says he's Polish
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Pollacks are the shit.
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Hey now
don’t blame the Poles for Orlovsky…they’ve had enough tragedy in their history.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I think I just broke my foot stomping on the floor.
But the idiot turned down the music.
Totally worth it.
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Nice Work
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I usually just set my drums up and start playing as hard as I can.
They usually get the message.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I really hate Sky Sports sometimes
In answering an email which asked is Jake Locker the best young QB in the AFC South, they made him out to be a uncontested OROY, while neglecting to even mention T.J.
I know I shouldn’t be bothered about being ignored by the media, but it still frustrates me. No wonder I’ve yet to meet another Texans fan in the UK…
Gabbert looks awful tonight btw… I like Mayock but did he not say he was the most pro-ready QB of this draft class?
Good Luck with finding a Texan fan over there
I always figured the American football fans over there tend to pull for the bigger market teams like the Giants/Patriots/Cowboys
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I think you’re probably right though, but when we don’t get any exposure over here it doesn’t help, thanks for the good luck though, maybe there’s a few hiding out
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Just curious, why are you a Texans fan?
From what I’ve seen of English people, their tendency is to root for the winningest team (see Man U.) Beyond that, the Texans have never played a game in England, unlike certain other franchises. So what made you a Texans fan?
I have relatives who emigrated to Houston
and when I went to visit them I absolutely loved the city and everything about Houston, so when I got interested in the NFL it just seemed logical to follow their team. Once I decided that I wasn’t gonna change.
Also, my dad once saw the Oilers play in the Astrodome in the 80s, so there was a slight connection there, although he now follows the BE-SFs… it’s very disappointing tbh hahaha
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
TJ Yates has played 2 games.
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compared to Locker's 2 half games?
I’m not saying he’s the next coming of Brady, but he deserves as much discussion as Locker atm I would say… especially when talking about the best young QB in the AFC South
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, I had to join just to reply to this. I’ve been hovering around here for a few years because I too lived in the UK (Aberdeen for 7 years) and suffered through horrendous NFL coverage. But yes, Sky Sports had a tendency to bring in washed up players to lend their “expert” opinion. Too bad NASN/ESPN America never got into the NFL game..
Is Kevin Cadle still there? He’ seems to be Sky Sports go to man for all American sports it seems..
by DomesticJPlahn on Dec 15, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah Kevin Cadle is the host
they used to have Nick Halling, who I quite liked, as the English guy but he’s not been on this year so far… they have Neil Reynolds as the English guy and usually Cecil Martin as the US analyst… dunno if any of those names mean anything to you haha but that’s the lineup, it’s not great tbh
Newbie rec btw
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yes, I remember all of them. It’s only been two years since I was there, so I’m sure it’s most of the same guys. Yeah, I remember Nick Halling as being pretty good.
Fear not though, there are other Texans fans in Aberdeen as there’s a huge international contingent (and a lot of people from Houston, like myself). So you’re not alone..
by DomesticJPlahn on Dec 15, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Cool
I’m a fair way away from Aberdeen atm but is good to know that there are other Texans fans around in the UK
by EnglishTexan on Dec 16, 2011 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
newb rec
Even though I have no clue what you are talking about
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Marc Kahlberg
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
My best friend moved to London
Its rough out there for NFL. Its nice that there is a game at Wembley. But the coverage is atrocious. The only bar we could find showing the games had barely anything showing (That terrible wing place near the Texas Embassy).
I'm looking for somewhere to go watch the playoffs
so I can hopefully meet some other NFL fans while still watching the Texans, I think there’s a sports bar in central that shows it, can’t remember what its called though… does he/she have a particular bar to watch in?
by EnglishTexan on Dec 16, 2011 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Aberdeen?
That’s God’s country!
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Fuck you Brad Nessler, and this "America's Team" shit, too!
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Everytime I hear the Cowgirls being referred to as "America's Team"
I want to punch a kitten
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"America's team" plays next Thursday night
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What?
They’re 0-13 I hardly think they …….wait…OHHHHH
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I have no qualms about banning you.
Just sayin’.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
How long has Carr lasted? Ten years now
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That's because of his magic mittens.
Gabbert doesn’t have special handwear yet.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Gabbert is worse than Carr.
That’s a bold claim, I know, but I stick by it.
Carr was an NFL starter for, what, 4 years? Gabbert won’t last that long, IMO.
Not bold at all.
Gabbert’s got a good O-line and All-Pro RBs. Carr didn’t have shit.
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True, but still had no O-line and by the time Johnson was All-Pro Carr was damaged beyond repair.
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Carr is better than Gabbert though.
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David Carr is a 10 year vet
I’ll go over
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
he'd pretty much have to have a drug habit and terrible work ethic like Jamarcus
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Carr
has been in the league 9 years.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Whoops
meant 10
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Under
The homeless man’s Dan Orlovsky will soon be just a homeless man
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Way under.
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Jaglulz.
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Gabbert is 1/2 for -4 yards
Excellent
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Dear whoever in Jacksonville was responsible for drafting Gabbert.
I, on behalf of the rest of the AFC South, thank you.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Games like this one should make the NFL institute a mercy rule
As in have mercy on my soul, why is this game still going on?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
So rich people can make more money.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm only watching for another 45 minutes.
/Always Sunny
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Ooh, thanks for reminding me
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
How did the Jags get all these primetime games ?
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They finished second in the division last year.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
So apparently Rick Perry just referenced Tebow
/Desperation
//NO POLITICS
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EyeOnNFL
Rick Perry just said he hopes he’s “the Tim Tebow of Iowa caucuses.” Shark … jumped.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
He just guaranteed the all important "Skip Bayless" vote
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Wow
Jarrett Dillard dude is freaky, crazy fast. He was running like he was shot out of a cannon.
Can’t catch a cold, it seems.
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Sounds familiar.
I’m looking at you, Jacoby Jones.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Dillard has the best hand on the team
Tonight he is just off and sucking and
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
wow the jags super suck.
our division is so weak this year. wth is everyone else doing to their teams?
/lockout induced suck
/divison champs mothaf*cka
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions
Suck induced suck.
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You know whats worse than this fuckfest
I have my 230 point English Midterm tomorrow
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:17 PM CST reply actions
It's only a midterm
Relax
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
230 POINTS
I won’t turn this shitstorm off until it’s 38-0 …..Why did God make me a Jaguar fan?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently
God has one helluva sense of humor
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
God didn't make you anything.
You make your own fandom; so, in essence, you’re a masochist.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Location makes you a fan.
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Then explain bandwagon fans.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
I meant to say "good fan".
Local team>>>Everything
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MDC is a Texans fan
He’s never lived here.
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Is he from America?
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No
Arkansas.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
he ever do coke of Mallett's dick?
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Almost
He took pictures of it. (possibly true)
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It's a widely believed fact.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
so did sam hurd
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Different felon.
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Who hasn't!?!?
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Peyton Manning
He can’t bend down anymore
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he can.
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he can probably kick the ball better than gabbert can throw it
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Gabbert has no help
We have 4 healthy WR’s and all of them are pitiful…..
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
It doesn't help that he's terrible either.
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Peyton was so good his rookie year
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
This is a stupid comparison, as Peyton was good in college as well.
However Peyton was a gunslinger and besides INT% had way better stats than Gabbert.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Gabbert is dead last in DYAR (-583) and DVOA (-36.6%)
Rookie Peyton was mediocre to ok. 13th in DYAR (579) and 18th in DVOA (4.5%)
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
dead last=43rd
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Peyton was AWFUL for about 4 games
then got his shit together
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
He had flashes of greatness.
Gabbert has had nothing.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Gabbert has had flashes of greatness
Watch the games, he makes some amazing throws…..I know you’re a homer (obviously) ….
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
LOLOL
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
we will trade you jacoby for marcedes
/we need moar te’s
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I would make that deal right now
I now you’re joking
But I would
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
OMGZ HE’S THROWING AGAIN..THE COLTS ARE BACK BABY
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he's already throwing better than Gabbert.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Blaine's not throwing awful today
lots of drops
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not FROM Arkansas
you fargin’ icehole.
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HAHAHAHA!!!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Missouri...Arkansas...close enough.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
True.
How’s life in Idaho?
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Eh not bad.
Good potato crop this year.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Agree To Disagree
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 15, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Missouri.
But fuck the Chiefs and Rams.
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I live in the UK and have only visited Houston once
and I’m a Texans fan
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Well that obviously doesn't count.
I’m an Arsenal fan for no geographic reason.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
But does that mean I'm not a "good fan"?
I’m with UT on this, you pick who you wanna support and then you support them, doesn’t matter where you’re from so much… you can’t choose where you’re born
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
No that's why I asked if what's his name was from America.
I consider myself a good Arsenal fan. I was mostly talking about people from Indy cheering for the Eagles or people from Houston cheering for the Cowboys.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
fair enough
I get what you’re saying, but if for whatever reason you’re born in Indy to a Eagles supporting family, and you choose to support the Eagles too, then I don’t see nothing wrong with that, I guess a whole lot of different things go into finding a team
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
COYS
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Ahhh Chelski.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Sorry, the correct answer is
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by MDC on Dec 15, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaha!!!!
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
That's horrible
I thought Tim had a post saying you weren’t allowed to post obscene pics anymore?
/just messing
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'm looking forward to their collapse this year.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Cute
Someone goes Draw-Win-Win against Fulham, Wigan, and Everton, and he’s gonna pretend like Spurs aren’t playing much better football than Arsenal this year.
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hahaha
you know Chelsea are back when you can only argue over who’s the best team in North London ;)
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Well, not like I expect anyone to catch Citeh this year.
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I wanna see how they react to Monday before I crown them
they’re the best team in the league, but Christmas is a busy period and after Monday they may just be a little shook up…. clutching at straws a little but maybe
by EnglishTexan on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
That's fair.
Also, Thursday should be a fun day, with Spurs/Chelski then Texans/Colts.
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Yeah it should be
Spurs worry me quite a lot tbf, I’m just bitter cz you’re not the automatic three points you always were when I was younger… I think we’ll win but it’ll be a tight game… I won’t even mind a draw as long as the Texans thrash the Colts
by EnglishTexan on Dec 16, 2011 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I became a fan last year
the World Cup got me into footsoccballer and then I became a fan of Chelsea mostly due to my love of extremely rich russian playboy owners.
Nets fan too?
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
The Jaguars have no bandwagon fans
they just fucking suck
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You don't need to convince me of that.
I meant bandwagon fans in general.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
rec'd
because that is the funniest thing I have read today
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 15, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I try to laugh at them
I really do
then I cry
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
When I was your age
//hitches up trousers to just below arm pits//
The Houston Oilers were busy going 2-14 and 3-13.
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I really started following the Jags in 07
So it went playoffs
then 5-11
then 7-9
then 8-8
then 4-9
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I lived in Jacksonville from 1-6
and my dad’s a big fan and we had tickets when lived there ……….Location
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Midterm in December?
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
This game isn't as funny.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
The Jags
are suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Colts.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Well played, sir.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Ah yes
The suck is strong in that team.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Need beer, and get to go out wearing this...
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by CFHTim on Dec 15, 2011 8:20 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
C'mon Santa, this should be easy for you to get me this year.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
There's...something in my eye...
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ur spposed to close your eyes at the climax point
thats how you get infections
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'll tell her that next time
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Thursday Night Football
Would be banned from BRB
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Except the next game, right?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
I guess everyone missed it…
not even close to funny now (may not have been earlier)
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit the Jags fans are blind.
Blame everyone but Gabbert!
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
I've decided that the Jags should sneak out of the Dome at halftime
forfeit baby
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions
Maybe for the year
As they scored all of the rest of this years points already
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
u mean they havent already
forfeit that is
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
And then the Jags can call themselves the Jacksonville Petrinos.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
because fuck Petrino.
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MJD being stuck on the Glitter Kitties
is about as fair as Scarlett Johansson living in the most meth-ridden trailer park in Tennessee.
I feel bad for the man. If there was any justice, he would be on the Texans.
3rd string back?
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Not a fucking chance
He is better than Tate and on Foster’s level
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Silly youngster.
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i gotta say purple jesus is probably the best
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Now that he's less fumbley I can consider him
though I’m not sure if he’s progressed in the passing game enough. Having watched enough Minny.
Def the best pure runner.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
yeah i wouldnt have him catch the ball
thats what te’s and receivers are for
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Marshall Faulk disagrees with you.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
if he can't catch he needs to block
last I watched a lot of him he wasn’t that good at either.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you
I believe that…..If we didn’t have MJD…What the hell would we have
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
nothing
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
you crazy
they’d be thinking up ways to get MJD and Foster on the field at the same time.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I feel tingly just thinking of the possibilities.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Indy was one pick away from drafting both Addai and MJD in 2006.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Polian said several years ago that they had a 1st round grade on MJD
that if Addai would have been taken they’d have drafted him in the 1st and if MJD had lasted one more pick to their 2nd rounder they’d have drafted him despite having taken Addai.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
He's better than Chris OBGYN, right?
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Same with Stephen Jackson and the Rams.
I have never felt more sorry for a professional athlete in my life. I mean, he’s one of the greatest running backs around today, and he’s stuck on a team that won’t make the playoffs in the forseeable future. He’s the new Andre, is what I’m saying.
by T-Moar on Dec 15, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not a Rams fan at all....
but someone please save Stephen Jackson before he can’t play anymore. It’s a damned shame that such a beast is wasted.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 15, 2011 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Meh.
A. I hate the Rams.
B. Jackson has been more or less on a downhill slide for a couple years now. Because that’s what happens when you go over 2000 carries by the time you are 27.
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This.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
"Turn out the lights, the party's over"
/Dandy Don
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe he has something in common with UT
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Are you calling me fat?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Made of bacon?
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No
He’s saying you have a blue suit.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't
MOre has to do with pants
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Ahhhh...I see what you did there.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Here comes the Jags' vaunted 2-minute offense
Can they turn the ball over before the half ends?
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Yes, yes they can!
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Can I ask you how to deal with this ineptitude
You guys were awful right? How do I deal with this?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST reply actions
You're too young to drink.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Alcohol
I don’t think there’s an age limit for Clorox
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Fair point.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
It’s just football. It’s entertainment.
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You know damned well
that you don’t believe that.
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by MDC on Dec 15, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Shhhh, he's having an adoptive father/adoptive son moment.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Partly true
While the game is on? Yeah, I’m a little tense. But I’ve gotten really good at releasing over the years.
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Thats what she said ?
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Nah
She runs away screaming. Typically. That or resigned sobbing.
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lol no
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Holy fuck MJD is hurt
I’m ending my life
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST reply actions
But there's so much to live for!
Del Rio got fired, finally, so you might not have a terrible coach next year.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
naw he just said fuck this i quit
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
So a Tebow half time show?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
On ESPN it would be the "Tebow Halftime Show, Featuring the Rest of the NFL"
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
He reads from the book of Psalms
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Be nice
I played Tebow over Ryan in one of my leagues.
#nobodycaresaboutyourfantasyteam
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Well, gee, Brad Nessler, thanks for letting me know the Falcons are headed for their own locker room.
It’d be kinda awkward if they went to the Jags’ locker room instead.
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Hold on
There’s a football team knocking at my door.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
How about some athletic tape?
We need to tape up some guys here
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
If you can't be an athlete
be an athletic supporter.
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by Foster Child on Dec 16, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Why is it a special edition of Thursday Night Football?
Why can’t they just call it Saturday Night Football?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Makes too much sense
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That's been irritating the shit out of me
for weeks. Fucking dumb.
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Needs more ankle!
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I can see way too much of her neck
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
This is good, but a burka would really be hot.
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by professortex on Dec 15, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
cant touch this
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Turned to the Repub Debate at half until Sunny comes on. Really going to try to restrain myself from any commentary.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
besides this
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Some people at BCC are wishing we drafted Tebow
I’m not the only one who thinks
1) Tebow sucks
2) Jags would be worse with him
3) BFD has a hot mom
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions
People at BCC ?
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Big Cat Country Jaguars blog
/not sure if serious or making a jab at jaguar fans
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yea was a jab, good natured though, one place I'm not banned.
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People there are idiots.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
When Loesche and that other mod was run off
I stopped visiting.
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He is a good dude
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Agreed.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
The thread is so hilariously bad.
It’s not even that Jags fans know nothing about football. It’s the “Your an idiot” level stuff.
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Stampede Blue isn't exactly a hotbed of knowledge/courtesy
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
We can't talk about that here.
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No worries at all
If there’s one rule we’re very serious about, it’s that one.
Also, too, posting nekkid pics. I still can’t believe that one.
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Blame Shake.
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We all do.
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by The Night Owl on Dec 15, 2011 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
I love seeing that line
It is so full of fail
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
//laughing//
Wow, I could…wow.
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Tebow>Gabbert
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LOL
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A special Saturday edition of Thursday Night Football?? LOLWHAT?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Is there
a special Sunday edition of Monday Night Football?
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was a MOnday Night edition
Of Sunday afternoon football
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I really wish I could become a fan of another team
But I can’t
I just love those goddamn Jaguars too much
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 8:53 PM CST reply actions
Stay strong, will pay off one day.
Took us nine years of mostly misery.
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All we had for years was...
19-10.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Still not a bad consolation prize.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
A serious question
If they move, will you continue to follow the team?
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
They won't move.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
What if MJD went Lebron on your team?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
He's stated he wants to play his whole career in J'Ville
But the fans wouldn’t have much backlash, that dude has played his ass off for 6 years
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I WANT the Bucs to beat the Cokeboys BADLY
That would be something worthy of a Christmas carol.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
On Saturday Thursday night game
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Promo for the Saturday Thursday night game...
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by CFHTim on Dec 15, 2011 9:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Funny story
I just got mad at a guy on BCC for him talking about Tebow
and he said “Awwww 14 year old does your mom know your awake”
Then I said “Well your mom did”
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 15, 2011 9:04 PM CST reply actions
Waxing poetic-like
The biggest thing I’ve learned as a parent is: you know what? I don’t know shit. I can’t tell you how many times my son has embarrassed me with HIS wisdom. It’s crazy. And to consider what that person said an insult is an insult to insults.
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LOL GABBERT
This kid is paving the way for a whole new generation of suck. Seriously though, why is he struggling so much?
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This is where the cool is.
Because he says "bro" repeatedly
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
So, was at BW3 picking up dinner
And on one big MJD run in the second, there was a long fan cheering.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 9:08 PM CST reply actions
I got this
“How long was he?”
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
/Johnny Carson'd
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
All the way back to here.
by Jonathan Fosburgh
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Gah
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
ARGGGHHHH Ragequit life
Family came home at 8:59 and had tons of shit they just had to fucking tell me. Will have to wait a few more hours for Sunny.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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John Abraham is en fuego.
Just recycling Gabbert like an empty can.
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korkedbats
Luckily, Blaine Gabbert remembered to wear eye black. That sun during this night game in the Georgia Dome has got to be brutal on the eyes.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Apparently "Bulls on Parade" Defense
Is getting some recognition
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Kind of does
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Do Jags fan see Gabbert as a bust in the making?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I see him a a case of PTSD in the making.
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"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Eat me, David Stern.
by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
*as a case of
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Eat me, David Stern.
by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
OK
Is it me, or do the Falcons skill players look pissed whenever Ryan audibles?
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Yea, he's thinking "I gotta suffer through this and then not get the permanent hire after the season. It's a lose/lose."
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by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Shanahan always looks pissed
and like he’s going to gnaw someone’s leg off.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
This Sunny feels like a series finale.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
No it's not.
They’ve got 3 more seasons I think.
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oh my bad.
Thought you meant season finale.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 15, 2011 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shahid Khan
Looks like he runs a really cheap circus.
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That is a fair statement
Concerning the team
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I keep telling ya'll
Salvador Dali
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Jaguars: The Persistence of Blue Tarps
by Spektr6 on Dec 15, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
rec’d
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
He looks like a Pakistani Ron Jeremy
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
by thebluffrat on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'ed that one.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Double red
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, he does own the Jaguars now.
At least he looks the part.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
why?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Freddy Fender?
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
I know him!
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
by Colts Homer on Dec 15, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Dali, dammit
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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You sent me an email?
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I thought I had one for you.
I guess not. Crud. Would you mind dropping me a line?
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Don't you just know the Star Trek II memes are only a matter of time.
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by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
You're a Houston multi-millionaire. You've fanatasized about owning the Texans.
The Jaguars come up for sale. You can afford it. Do you buy them?
yes
and then have them play in the dome
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
The rats would be PISSED
They love the freedom.
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I know, right?
World’s biggest habitrail.
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by Christopher H on Dec 15, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
sorry, i just love the dome
saw my first game ever there.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Mine
Was at Jeppesen Stadium. I don’t remember much other than it was fucking cold. Oilers vs Chargers.
isnt it just beautiful?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Let's see if I can remember that lineup
Without looking!
Bill Doran, Kevin Bass, Phil Garner, Jose Cruz, Glenn Davis, Billy Hatcher?, Mark Bailey, Craig Reynolds, Bob Knepper.
Padres would be…
Can’t remember, Alan Wiggins, Tony Gwynn, Steve Garvey…crud, blanking on the rest. I think 38 was Scott Garrelts.
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I believe 6 was Alan Ashby
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
He was 14
I didn’t do a good job with the Padres. Ugh.
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28 was Jerry Mumphrey
Looks like a 1985 game.
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What's more impressive
is that’s a picture of the scoreboard after Reynolds hit a homer! Didn’t see that too often.
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by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Me, too
I remember seeing Roberto Clemente play in it.
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So is the Astrodome just sitting there still deserted?
That seems like a waste of money.
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maybe they hold orgies or something there
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by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Rat-sized coackroaches orgy probably.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
hawt
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
prevert
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Right next to Reliant.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
It was rat-infested in the mid-80s
When you were down in the basement-type areas, you could hear them. It was freaky. I can’t imagine what it’s like now.
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It's ugly too.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
You shut your goddamned whore mouth!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by Foster Child on Dec 16, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
pimple*
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end. It's Adventure Time!
Good lord, I turn my back for one quarter and suddenly the Jags are down 41.
That’s consistency for you.
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Hard to believe
That at one point, Blaine Gabbert was a consideration for the number 1 overall pick, LOL!!!
by TheDream34 on Dec 15, 2011 9:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
carolina would have ben super pissed
steve smith would be serving jail time for murder. at the minimum assault with a deadly weapon
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 15, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Smith would have punched him in the face
with a knife.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The stands look like it's being played in Jacksonville.
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hmmm?
he was fired a couple weeks ago.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Only if you started drinking
two weeks ago.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 15, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Not that I am above making stupid comments while sober...
that’s not what I am implying at all. Quite the opposite actually.
if it also excuses me for making political comments and tweets earlier tonight
then fuck yes.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Dec 15, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Can Gabbert make it to 100 yards tonight?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Wade's gall bladder>Blaine Gabbert
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I wish they'd show the AFC "playoff picture"
Because for once it actually feels GOOD to not be “in the hunt”.
i saw the fired coach of the chiefs
He said that Yates what a product of the UNC offense preparing TJ Yates to run this offense emulating what we do……
Question:
Could you as a long term coach embed a troll in a college to run your offense scheme and develop your future third rounders to come in with an advantage in the NFL for your team. Under the radar of course?? Could Kubes be grooming yates four years ago
by CostaRica Texans on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 PM CST reply actions
I think the most likely thing
is that they saw how balanced and effective our offense is and decided to emulate it based on merit.
Or that the UNC offensive coordinator was once a disciple of Dick Jauron
And Jauron was the disciple of guys like Reid and Mariucci who came from the Bill Walsh WCO coaching tree…..like Mike Shanahan and Gary Kubiak.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I FEEL SORRY FOR JAG FANS
They Traded up to get Gabbert, and we waited around and got a superior QB in the 5th round.
Now they have to go through atleast one more season with this pretty boy ass clown and man… I can’t wish that upon anybody. Here’s hoping y’all get Barkley or someone…
….Just not RG3.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 15, 2011 10:27 PM CST reply actions
He has so much in common with Carr it is scary
Prettty Boy
Nice hair
Gets sacked a lot
Once the play begins – only see the rushers
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Also a terrible team helping to ruin his chances at success
on a related note, what happens when a rookie QB joined an exceptionally great team? TJ Yates.
Gee
Brian Cushing has a gash across his nose.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 PM CST reply actions
It hasn't been to the full House yet.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
No, it was committee markup.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Not yet
As far as I can tell, it’s still in the House Judiciary committee. Also, regardless if you are an R, D, or L, this is the biggest piece of shit legislation I’ve ever seen.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
What is much worse - is the NDAA passed
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-house-passes-the-2012-national-defense-authorization-act-2011-12
Welkome to Amerika
/no politics
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
And that one.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
BY the way BFD - you are right
About SOPA being crap
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
The UIGEA of 2006 (Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act)
…cost me an easy 5k per month. That is the only direct impact government has ever had on me, except for some tax thing that once for me an extra $26 per month.
They slid it into other legislation without warning. Typical.
Worse than that?
Yeah. Way worse.
Has the potential to shut down Facebook, Youtube, and generally every site with any sort of user contribution, including this place.
Dtop Online Piracy Act
Legislation Sponsored by “Big Recording Companies” and Movie Studios
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Online_Piracy_Act
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
AKA, the Protect Failed Business Models Act
/no politics
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
We're /no politics here
But these are some horrific bills.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Oops
Regardless of affiliation.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
And in this case, relevant to what we all happen to be doing at this moment.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
As I understand the bill….
…you know those booby bouncing pics? All the MPAA needs to say is, that is a copyright violation, and we could be taken down within moments. No burden of proof. No removal of the pic. BRB is scorched Earth.
That’s shit.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
booby bouncing pics taken away?
It seems this legislation stretches even further than we thought. All the way directly to BRB!
Don't believe me?
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 15, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
The DOJ seized both Full Tilt Poker and Poker Stars this year
I wasn’t exactly thrilled. In fact, it made it difficult to make ends meet for a little while.
Just like Google with YouTube
/has a beef with youtube
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
This is true
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 15, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
No. Just don't distribute your torrents through TPB anymore.
On a tangential note, how do you pronounce the name of that program?
Is it You-torrent or mu-torrent?
I believe it is micro torrent
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
According to Wikipedia
You are correct.
At least in terms of meaning. Pronunciation remains somewhat unclear.
Actually.. from Wikipedia
The author of µTorrent wrote in 2005, “I usually say ‘you torrent’ because it looks like a u”, and offered “microtorrent”, “mytorrent” (as “my” [myː] is the Swedish pronunciation of the Greek letter µ) and later “mutorrent” as alternate pronunciations.36
The main reason that I say "mu torrent"
is because μ is typically only used as an abbreviation for micro in the context of other abbreviations. Since Torrent is actually spelled out, I can’t imagine that it should be pronounced “micro torrent.”
I think it is because it is a very small bittorrent client
At least originally.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 15, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Gadzooks!
It looks like my prediction of a close game resulting in a Jaguars victory was just a tad off.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 15, 2011 10:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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