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Vicks Sleeper Of The Week: Changing The Format

Normally, I use this space to shill the good products at Vicks and pick a fantasy sleeper. Today, I just cannot do this for two reasons.

Reason the first: The game plan should be fairly simple against a porous Carolina run defense. Running backs Arian Foster and Ben Tate should see a lot of carries and gain a lot of yards. Both men, however, cannot be considered sleepers given their seasons and draft status. Defensively, we will see what we typically see, so I cannot say someone on the fantasy waiver wire is going to pull a Kevin Walter and make a difference.

There really is not a Texans sleeper, so there is no point in pretending that there is. Sunday should be a straightforward game, fantasy-wise. Plus, why would I give away a good secret when I am competing in three fantasy football semifinals match-ups?

Reason the second: I step on the soapbox, after the jump, and deliver a more important message than who'll be a fantasy sleeper.

Star-divide

On behalf of Arian Foster, Owen Daniels, Duane Brown, Chris Myers, J.J. Watt, Connor Barwin, Brian Cushing, and Johnathan Joseph, I implore you - yes you - to click this link and vote people to the NFL Pro Bowl game.

What? Why am I stumping? Why do I have to go to bat for these great players? Simple.

According to recent NFL information, your Houston Texans only have one player who leads the vote at his position, running back Arian Foster, and only five others make the top five at their position. Those would be fifth-place fullback James Casey, third-place tight end Owen Daniels, fourth-place defensive end Antonio Smith, fourth-place inside linebacker Brian Cushing, and fourth-place kicker Neil Rackers.

Yes, the Pro Bowl is a farcical honor given how many players pull out.

Yes, I know many will say our very own Houston Texans will not be able to play in this game.

However, those eight (healthy) Texans have earned this honor with their play this season and should be recognized for it. Foster's putting up the numbers, Daniels is second among all AFC tight ends in catches and yards, Brown has not allowed a sack, Myers is beasting in the middle, Watt is an impact player who has been a revelation all year, Barwin sits third among AFC OLBs in sacks and is still improving, Cushing is back to playing as he did as a rookie, and Joseph is locking down his side of the field weekly. Sorry Casey, Smith, and Rackers, but I cannot vote for you if I am stumping on merit.

Additionally, it is about time we, as a fanbase, rally around our guys and vote them in as they should be. We are Houston friggin' Texas - the nation's fourth-largest city. We should be able to stuff the ballot for our guys when need be.

So get out and vote - click here - and send those deserving Texans to the beach. If we did it for Vonta, we can do it for the Pterodactyl, OD, Rivers' favorite draft pick, Ragdoll, Mario Blanco/Honey Badger/GigaWatt, Brain Crushing (a/k/a Tim's favorite draft pick_, and J-Joe.

Next week, the final edition of Sleeper of the Week!

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3 things...

1. if everyones a pro bowler they will want more money and if there wasn’t a cap i wouldnt care
2. lol Panthers Blog says they got a good chance IF they stop the run….
3. I love our team, but pro-bowl money is too much

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Dec 16, 2011 9:09 AM CST reply actions  

Yea... I'd say don't vote Myers.

He’s a free agent next year, and probably the best center in football. Better not let him know about that (though PFF has already made that widely known).

by Nashmeister on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, look at teams like the Ravens, Colts, and Patriots

They’ve been just fine while all their guys get individual attention.

Not everyone will come back, so that just puts the pressure on Rick Smith to make sure we’re prepared for such realities.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

oh and

i doubt they’ll get it because ESPN NEVER shows Houston Texans maybe when we’re 13-3 they’ll show them

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Dec 16, 2011 9:10 AM CST reply actions  

Speaking of JJ Watt

Why hasn’t the mothership started selling his tackle twill Battle Red jerseys? Those things are harder to find than my keys every morning. If anybody knows of somewhere to find them…

Either way, I’m voting for every Texan I can. Except Kareem. Maybe.

by brightshinies on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST reply actions  

JJ Watt

Over bought a white watt, red foster, blue tate and a mario from a buddy who has at shirt shop. They seen very authentic hut fit the price I’m sure they are not. But shit 80$ I had to have them, n yes he has a red watt.

by Hstntxns on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I cast my ballot.

Texans at every position.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

My sleeper of the week?

Derrick Ward. Write that down. I think he’s gonna get some playing time this week and will have a touchdown run.

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 AM CST reply actions  

for a real sleeper maybe Maehl

He probably had a lot of reps with TJ from the scout team

by BleachBum on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

I like this pick!

I wouldn’t play him on my FF team, but still, I like the pick!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone have the stats on maehl last game at oregon?

Dude went off in that game and on the preseason he was making great catches. I truly believe tj spoke good of him and the coaches listened. Jeff will make a big play on offense our special teams

by Hstntxns on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

OK, so what to do

I play an ESPN league, where I have two RB’s plus a RB/WR, followed by two WR’s. Due to injuries decimating players I used to have (Jamaal Charles, DMC, etc), I am starting:

RB1: LeSean McCoy (predicted 17 points, outperforming lately)
RB2: Marshawn Lynch (predicted 14 and outperforming lately)
RB/WR: Brandon Marshall (predicted 12 points but under performing)
WR1: Steve Johnson (predicted 14)
WR2: Doug Baldwin (replacing Greg Jennings, predicted 12 points)

Meanwhile, on my bench is Ben Tate predicted at 6 points. His best game since the bye was last week at 7 points. Should I bench Baldwin, slide Brandon Marshall in as a WR and move Tate to the RB/WR slot?

Round 1 of the playoffs in my league is weeks 14 and 15, so I have the same opponent both times. I won week 14 by 21 points, and as-is I am projected to lose week 15 by 14 points

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 16, 2011 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

this is a perfect 100 yd, 1td game for tate

I would start him over Baldwin in a heartbeat.
References (in semifinals in all three of my leagues)

by _empty on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Done.

OD also finally moves back to the starting lineup (predicted 11 points to Antonio Gates’ 10).

Cam is my backup QB. He’s predicted to put up on 19 points, which would tie for his 4th worst performance. Interestingly, he also put up 19 against the team that doesn’t have a Manning on defense.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 17, 2011 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Sleeper of the Week:

Reggie Herring, we shall unleash the linebackers all day on $cam Newton and we will dominate them

by astrosfan3 on Dec 16, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

Voted for Brian Orakpo

But only because the Geico caveman told me who he was…

Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.

by 5stringJeff on Dec 16, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

The real "Sleeper of the Week"

Is whoever tries to watch Monday Night Football lately

That is snooze-inducing stuff right there

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 16, 2011 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

This week should be better, though.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 16, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

What does it matter?

We wont be playing in the pro bowl if we’re going to the Super Bowl. Fuck the pro bowl. My pick for sleeper of the week is Wade Phillips. Because he will literally be sleeping most of the week and cheering bedside from a hospital bed. No seriously, my sleeper is Cushing, because he’ll be responsible for shutting down Newton. He’ll be spying him all game, and laying him the fuck out, too (while bleeding all over him).

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Dec 17, 2011 2:15 AM CST reply actions  

Demarias Thomas, Green-Ellis, or Torrey Smith?

by KentuckyTexan on Dec 17, 2011 11:06 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Thomas

against that secondary.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 17, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

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