Open Game Day Thread: Panthers v. Texans, Second Quarter
by MDC on Dec 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST
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PrintC'mon, now . . . you didn't really expect a clean, easy, not-at-all-stressful opening quarter, did you? I mean, sure, the roughing penalty to end the quarter was as ridiculous as a suggestion that $cam wasn't paid to go to Auburn, but what else is new, right?
Can I really do a whole Open Thread post with nothing but questions?
Would you please continue the discussion in the comments below?
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That's putting it kindly.
That was atrocious.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Terrible horrible*
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
He won't survive the offseason.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Is he in a contract year?
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Fucking Meth head Shockey
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions
Not if you're doing to the Texans.
See, e.g., the Jets’ team celebration that was not flagged.
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Not on the officials pregame plan...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Boy
Letdown is right. Bad taste in my mouth on what should be a day of celebration.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Need a nice drive here...bad.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
They will
But the Texans have to make some plays first.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Needless to say
…between the game so far, my broken hand, and the lack of alcohol in my system, I’m having a GREAT day.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
How'd you break the hand?
Also, I’m going to fucking throw a kid through the goddamned television.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I’m going to goin you in this act
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
*join.. fuck
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Boxers fracture.
Brother was being a bitch.
First real punch I’ve thrown in about 15 years, and I break my damn hand.
Not my finest moment.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Did you at least knock him down?
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Heh, hell yeah.
I kinda wish I’d had it on tape
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Well, then, it wasn't a total loss.
How old is your brother?
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He's 25
Was acting about 14. Jackass.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Nice.
Well done.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Ya...mine are not getting the message to quit jumping up in front ofr me either.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 18, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, mine aren't even doing anything annoying.
I’m going to go get one from the other room, then bring him/her in here to throw at the television, just to make me feel a little better.
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Ole?
2010 resurfaces, in the first half
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
okay two and a half quarters to get this shit right
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Demeco................. Come on man
(Deion voice)
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
i believe in this team. we gotta kepp battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions
And we had Dre for most of that game.
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I don't think
Mike Clark showed this week
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
by WreckNTexan on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Touchdown drive please
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
80 yard bomb to Casey.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
okay offense
stop running these stupid stretch runs and let’s be aggressive
I think they said Ryans and Cushing is one of the best LB combos in the NFC.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
they talk too much
I like the game with less talking … just turned down the sound.
Charles Davis
needs to just come out and admit that he wants to blow $cam.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Carolina was up 23-7 at hone last week
And lost
by TheDream34 on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
that was with matt ryan who has been
in their system for 4 years, yates for like 4 games
Conserviak rearing his ugly head again
by TheDream34 on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Daniels just dropped that
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Wow. Now Owen drops the ball?
We are officially flat. I did not think so after the fumble, but now I believe it.
Wow, Gary needs to start cussing these guys out.
It’s like there is no passion today. (and being as i live in NC and cant be there) It sounds like it is dead in Houston today.
Down 14-0 will do that.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
I mean other than like, the first 30 seconds, it has seemed that way all day.
Id be yelling my head off. Maybe I am wrong, but i have heard a LOT louder when we were down by a lot more.
kubes gonna tear these guys a new one....hopefully
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
Clearly one of those days
when your best receiving threat drops a crucial third down pass.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 18, 2011 12:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Despite my rabid Texans fandom,
I picked this as a loss weeks ago. But I’ve been wrong before.
Next man up.
son of a whore
Dropped pass-check
Bullshit call by refs – check
Fumble-check
Jeremy shockey is a cock juggling thundercunt-check
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 12:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I say this with zero hyperbole:
if Shockey were stabbed to death in front of his own parents, I’d fucking laugh and cheer.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Can I join you?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
We'll throw a party.
On Bourbon St.
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I'd throw a party and piss on his grave
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 12:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Team isn't ready today
That’s on Kubiak and the coaches. Chance at the #1 seed apparently isn’t enough to get motivated
we think alike
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
atta kubiak.
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Kubes getting animated
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Man a whole lot of offensive holding going on
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST reply actions
Rodgers
4/12 for 42 yds so far
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
shockey is still talking shit
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He will talk shit until his head falls off, then he'll talk more shit.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'm pretty sure shit would spew out of his neck hole.
Since he is just a giant turd in a jersey anyways.
3 and out
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Jacoby did a nice job there
considering the blocking
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions
Not sure what was said
but heads and asses were likely involved
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
"You kids need to start battlin', ASAP!"
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Long touchdown drive coming up
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Where is Casey?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions
let's just get something going
since the best thing we’ve had offensively so far was a missed fg…
I sat Cam Newton because I believed in this defense.
I still do…GO TEXANS!
Sonicsgate: A movie about how the Sonics were stolen from Seattle.
C'mon O!
Lets snatch Big Mo by the muthafuckin’ neck and force that bitch to get behind us…..
It may be upset day
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Why have we not seen runs up the middle?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Saving them for later?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Nice
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
So up is down today, eh?
Sonicsgate: A movie about how the Sonics were stolen from Seattle.
......
I’m blaming you.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
MOAR Vickers?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Vickers can catch now
That ball was low too
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Vickers Receiving threat?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Yates has done that a lot this year
by splanket on Dec 18, 2011 1:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Foster!
Turning on Beast mode!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
i actually like these commentators
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Wow Foster.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions
I just asked the same question.
Next man up.
by molloymalone on Dec 18, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
^This
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Remember when we did the FB pass all day?
We crushed their DB’s and Backers on every
I Want to Believe
Foster
Yes, yes
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Need to get the games back to CBS
FOX’s G crew sucks
Dammit Smith!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Fuck flags
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
oh its only holding on us?
Suck a bag of Dicks ref
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
exactly what I was referencing
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Awesome.
This was one of his better stand ups. The thing about his daughter spread eagle (near the end) kills me every time.
yes so damn funny
His pig newton skit, I think the show before this one, is one of my favorites. Have you watched his new one? Well worth the 5 bucks…
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have not seen it yet.
But I have heard great things.
(once I finish finals on Tuesday I will have time)
Yep
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yates thought he had on a white jersey
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Send the fans home
Promising drive stalls and dies completely.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 18, 2011 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
beer run
maybe things will be looking better when i get back
We might see Delhomme in this game
sooner rather than later
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
doubt it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yates need the practice at coming back.
This will be GREAT practice at being down against a team that can keep scoring.
Because of the pick?
Because that’s the only bad play I’ve seen from Yates this game, without knowing what’s going on downfield.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
In reality
He is the only consistent offensive player this game
rest of the offense should have played as well
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Fumble leads to a TD
Rackers sucking = missed FG
Roughing the passer leads to a TD
Holding leads to a pick
we’re killing ourselves
I just caught that. WTF?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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"For all intensive purposes"
Oh just shut the fuck up you illiterate moron.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Referee pulling Cam off?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
kareem jackson vs cam newton...
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
that reuest not good last time...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
if first u dont succeed
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Lets just love Cam Newton a little bit more,
These announcers are fucking annoying
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions
That is putting it mildly
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Well what else can they love?
Texans are playing like shit.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yeah.
“He had to travel a long way to get here.” Oh, boo fucking hoo that he had to leave Florida FOR STEALING A LAPTOP and was able to get a second chance in junior college and was able to play at Auburn despite breaking NCAA rules to get there. He’s a real inspiration!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Look, for all intensive purposes
he’s a hero.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Is there any doubt
Wade is MVP of the season??
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Chill out everybody.... Carolina doesn't play a whole 60
No need to panic
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Dec 18, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions
Its really hard to believe how we look this unprepared to play.
Turnovers, missed tackles, poor coverage, inopportune plays. Wow.
Hey, DeMeco
Stop being a non-tackling fuckstick.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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His tackling is so damn bad
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this game is frustrating as hell
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
In order to dilute the bleach that's sure to
permeate if we lose this game. At least we’ve already won the division.
Next man up.
not on purpose.
thats legal
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
egh, I have seen it called against a team before.
But maybe its just because i’m starting to get pissy that this team is playing such lack luster football.
Correct.
If it hits the o-lineman from behind, where he cannot possibly see it and avoid it, it’s not a foul.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Apparently it is OK
When Cam throws it
I have seen that called many a times before
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
"when things are going well, they're going well"
Well I just got fucking smarter
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions
From the Dan Dierdorf school of broadcasting.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Things just ain't gonna go our way today y'all.
Oh well. It was a nice run.
alot of football left in todays game. looked pretty bleak at half last week too.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
See bad things happen when the Texans receive to start the game
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
2 PLAYERS CANNOT GO IN MOTION BEFORE THE SNAP!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
nevermind.
thats legal
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
No way
We score 21 in the second half and shut then out. Go out and enjoy the day people.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I disagree
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
ANYONE ON THE DEFENSE
EVER HEAR OF A FUCKING TIME OUT?!?!?!?!?
^this
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
No shit!!!
That’s what Kubiak does. He thinks he can take them to the second half
by Hoodoo Opr8r on Dec 18, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
we just got fumblerooskied
Facepalm
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
"An NFL version of the fumble rooskie"
Because the fumble rooskie wasn’t started in the fucking NFL. Dumb shits
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM CST reply actions
This is horseshit of the highest order.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
i believe in this team. gotta start battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST reply actions
Aaaaaand I'm done with this game.
Even if we shut them out and score 4 consecutive touchdowns, I chalk this game up as a fail.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
a win is a fail?
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Scratch that
If we get through this game without another injury, I could care less either way. That’s what I want for Christmas.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 18, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea
But my old coach loves to say it
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Boise State Drinking Game
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27-25 Live with it forever.
This game calls for something cheap and gross.
Boonesfarm.
Next man up.
by molloymalone on Dec 18, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
So do we run the clock out
or try to at least get 3?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
ater the return they run off 3 seconds after Demps is tackled
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I want a loss today, after seeing this fuckfest
Give them a kick in the ass this week
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:17 PM CST reply actions
no
looks like last year
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
No way.
Fucking horrid effort. DeMeco especially looks like a huge flaming vagina.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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..that'da be a hottie?
lmao…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
The Bengals first half was bad
This half topped it easily
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Jacoby drops
Winston holds
Dammit guys!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Disagree. We are playing lethargic.
Dropped passes. Stupid coverage. Not calling a time out when when needed.
Getting comical.
We are getting our asses kicked and doing nothing.
That was a called screen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
You know, Eric, if you spent less time at Wingstop and more time at practice,
Stupid shit like that might not happen so much.
Or not.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
this offense is missing too many pieces to play from 3 Tds behind
Letdown game….too bad, now we have to listen to the pundits all week talk about how the Texans aren’t legit.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 18, 2011 1:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
16 yards a game?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I fucking hate everything right now.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Damn
Damn, damn damn!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Being booed at halftime
after winning your division for the first time ever. Must not be a good feeling
They deserve it though
Going down 21-0 in the first half against this shitty ass gimmicky team
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Well, that half was a complete debacle
It couldn’t be worse in the second half, could it?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I don't give a fuck if we did win the division...
Those boos are deserved.
Welp I'm headed to the corner store
The rest of the day is going to consist of hate drinking and hate smoking.
we're still going to win
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Did we go back to 2010?
I think all of the talk of Back to the Future in the 2DH posts might have had an effect on the Texans. We’re playing like it’s last year.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
i believe in this team. gotta start battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 1:22 PM CST reply actions
There are some?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
The ONLY good thing if we lose today is:
This wake-up call is happening now for the Texans and not in the playoffs.
I would lead the mob
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Down 21
Fuck it, Weejay’s go this
/takes another hit of Yaterade
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
SOmeone besides Vickers
Has got to make a catch
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
I need to be hammered
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I knew this was going to be a bad day
When I couldn’t find the remote for the TV before the game. I still haven’t found it and the Texans still haven’t found their game. Obviously the two are related
Well get your ass in gear, Man! Time is running out.
And i’m getting desperate. :-)
WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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FIND. IT. NOW.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
no one to blame
this time we cant blame questionable reffing….this is all on the team!!!
the biggest injury of the year
is Wade Phillips missing this game.. No Foster? we still win. No Andre? we still win. No Williams? we still win. No Shaub (OR Leinart) we still win. No Phillips… and well this…
^this
I can’t figure whats wrong with Yates. He has never had this kinda problem before
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 18, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yates?
You mean dropped passes by OD, and Jacoby are his fault?
/oh yeah I forgot Tebow comparison
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
No, I mean the 15 passes behind the line of scrimmage
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
I understand a little letdown is bound to happen
But to be absolutely blown out is just stunning.
by TheDream34 on Dec 18, 2011 1:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Better Cam being great
Then the Texans letting down
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
Yep
Well what little time is left after the Tebow handjob segment.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I was worried about Indy being the trap game
But it looks like it is happening here.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Yeah he was probably like
“What the fuck is this shit?!?!”
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
I'm ok with this
Let’s see how TJ plays with being down so bad, and how our entire team reacts. Even if not this game, then the rest of the season. This should make them put some hair on their chests.
SOmeone better catch a fucking down field pass
Really? Bryant Johnson is our best downfield receiver today?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Better question
Why did the D built a time machine and bring the 2010 edition back with them?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
im done with beer... switching to scotch
by Coach Red Beaulieu on Dec 18, 2011 1:27 PM CST reply actions
I am retarded
the remote was behind my laptop in the dark corner of my desk…it was blending in with the black desk __
The comeback is on!
Turnover by the panthers coming out of the second half. Watch.
Watch your remote be magic
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
teh world is now right...
but where the hell is Mike Clark?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
has the media brainwashed me
or did the fox nfl robot thing just do the Tebow before blasting off to a commercial?
Fucking wish I still had some Captain left
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:29 PM CST reply actions
Texans get one more shot from me today
Panthers score again on opening drive of the half or Texans fail to score on theirs and I’m outta here. Going to take a nap.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Grumble, grumble, grumble!
Ugghhh, except for Vickers everyone looks sloppy. Who’d have thunk it?
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Maybe TJ just has to take shit real bad, He'll come out slinging in the 2nd half
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Let's hope someone can actually catch a downfield pass
besides Vickers
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
No wonder he's been checking down
Jacoby and OD dropping every damn pass which hits their hands.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Everything that could go wrong
Did.
by brightshinies on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
time to see what this team has
they can go win this!
GO TEXANS!
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/12/18/2644665/open-game-day-thread-panthers-v-texans-third-quarter
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Third Quarter Thread
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/12/18/2644665/open-game-day-thread-panthers-v-texans-third-quarter
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