Open Game Day Thread: Panthers v. Texans, Third Quarter
by MDC on Dec 18, 2011 1:28 PM CST
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PrintYou might have come into today thinking, "there's no way we have a worse first half than we did last week against the Bengals." You would have been wrong. That was an execrable, abominable, odious, loathsome, abhorrent, and detestable first half. Hopefully, the halftime adjustments will make the second half slightly less likely to result in spouse/pet/child abuse. But I won't hold my breath.
Also, if someone could locate the real DeMeco Ryans and get him to Reliant, that would be great; the guy in DeMeco's jersey today is awful.
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Well, that sucked
Hope the second half is better. Or at least decent.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Moar Twhiskey
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
here we go!!!
2nd half please be better!!!
by Texan5513 on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Damn!
Seems they celebrated that division title a little too much
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Turnover to start the half
Bet on it
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Is it possible for Wade to come in at halftime
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
If we win this game
My Yatesrection will be massive.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I'm not sure Yates has the power to make his defense play well
What happened to the no. 1 defense in the country?
Pathetic
is Pancakes’ fave word
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
The effort is better
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
MUCH.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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In the sense that they actually ARE tackling now., yes.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Time for badassery
Not of the ass hattery from the first half
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cushing
needs to crack Cam’s cranium.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Nice 3 and out D
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
That's better.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JACOBY
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Jacoby
doing a nice job on returns today
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
i put on a different hat.
i got a new one and wore it all first half. i have the usual one on now
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
I changed my socks
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
JACOBY!!!!!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jakespeare
Poetry in Motion
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:37 PM CST reply actions
Welcome back to playing only one half!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Anyone else
expecting a flag for roughing the kicker because the punter fell on top of our player?
Ref's have been good to not give that lately
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
OMG
Is that someone down that’s NOT a Texans player?!?!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
don't even joke with karma and fate right now
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
It's not a joke, it's complete surprise.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Shhhhh, the gods'll notice their error!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Good start so far
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 18, 2011 1:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
A key injury
And it’s not ours! See not all bad…right?
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
like I said before
I will never count this team out…
Weejay and the Battlin' Kids
are going to battlefight the fuck out of the second half
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Seeing How the D looked like last years D
Lets see if the Offense can duplicate some second half scores
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
FOSTER IS SO NICE
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
There's the Foster I've come to love and know!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
shit.
hope he is okay..
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
omg
i that looks ugly, i really hope he’s okay
Its on youtube already
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Fuck yeah Foster!
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 18, 2011 1:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
OVER 1000 AGAIN
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Foster
Playing like Foster
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Hell yes they are pumped
And arian passed a 1000
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
why even fucking run that play?
Shoulda kept running the ball on 2nd down.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 18, 2011 1:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yup.
FG was fucking worthless there.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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That 3rd down play call was horrible
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Maybe Not, but once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic
Once a bad playcaller, always a bad playcaller.
Wasn't a bad call
The Rookie QB did not see Johnson wide open for the TD
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Bringing it Back
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:43 PM CST reply actions
Game over.
I dare anyone here to find a game in the last three seasons where a team was down 21, kicked a FG, and still won.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Carolina @ Texans 2011?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Make it so.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
They were only down 17 when they kicked the FG.
And that game was also helped by Romo going full retard.
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Baltimore vs Arizona
Baltimore was down 24-3, kicked a field goal to make it 24-6, and won 30-27
Nicely done.
So, we’ve got 1, and against a terrible team.
Sigh.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Arizona isn't terrible
Though they were horrible at the beginning of the year(1-6), they have some solid talent on that team. Don’t forget, they’re 6-7, two games better than the panthers
In a division
that is far worse overall than the NFC South.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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By which I mean
playing the Rams twice will inflate anyone’s win total.
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colts?
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, the AFC South is shit.
That wasn’t my point, though. I was comparing the NFC South and West.
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sorry.
i read nfc south as afc south
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ah.
No worries.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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This reminded me of last year
We were down 28-7 to the ravens, kicked a field goal to make it 28-10, sent it to overtime, and then we all know what happened…
Field goal
…yay…
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
So to recap
We have 1 “intensive purposes” 1 “Walters” and 1 “Daniel”… Worst announcers ever? Yup
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Saints have John Lynch.
Argument invalid.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
And two
misuses of “patented”
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Cant fucking believe he stopped running the ball.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 18, 2011 1:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We had a chance at another first down, so I agree.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
The FG
is just so there won’t be overtime
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
So much football left doe
And Arian Foster boutta put his team on his back doe.
/FuckDarrenSharper
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:45 PM CST reply actions
Allen lowered the boom!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
There's the KTFO
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yes... the day is young though
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I called that didn't I?
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that would be a real life Madden play
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
allen <3
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
At least they're fighting
May not win but really like the 2nd half attitude
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
/NotAPun
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
This^^^^
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Watt!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
D seems to have come out to play in 2nd half.
No fuckin’ jinx.
WE GOT THIS
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions
Camrea Shake!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Lost contain again
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
God, I hate mobile quarterbacks.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
You and Lloyd Carr.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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turns popcorn back into seeds
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
It freezes pop corn back to kernels
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
This will please me if the Texans can't
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Their offense is measured in newtons
Our defense is measured in gigawatts
by SoCalTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
MECO!
Nice of you to show up!
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DeMeco!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
HIT STICK V2
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Welcome back Cap'n Meco.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
DEMECO
YA FUCK YOU SHOCKEY
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
As much as I want the colts to go 0-16
I wouldn’t be opposed to they’re only win coming from the titans.
by brightshinies on Dec 18, 2011 1:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:52 PM CST reply actions
Definitely a candidate
For the KTFO award
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Currently atop the leaderboard.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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time
to make it 21-10 followed by our D forcing a turnover
This! It's coming. I got faith.
A Mar found his remote after all.
How the fuck is there block in the back when Jacoby didn't even return it
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Especially by a guy
lying on the ground
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
The league office called
the refs were told to kill our momentum
by TexasCommodore on Dec 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
ask n you shall receive
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Long touchdown drive coming up
Then a pick thrown by Cam.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
"Layin Wood"
Announcers FTL
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions
Time for an epic 89 yard scoring drive
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
in 3 plays
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'm down with that
But prefer a quick strike to get it accomplished.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
still pissed about not getting a td last drive.
Could come back to haunt us
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 18, 2011 1:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No worries
that just means there won’t be overtime.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
could be what wins us the game
/half full
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Checkdowns <<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I didnt know
Vickers even knew how to catch till this game
LATE HIT?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Refs tryin to find ways to fuck us
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not a facemask he didn't have a hold of it
His hand was just in front of the mask. Stupid as fuck.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Offsetting.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Facemask on Tate? He wasn't grabbing it
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
A HAND ON THE FACEMASK DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A FACEMASK
HE NEEDS A HOLD OF IT
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:58 PM CST reply actions
Those last 2 plays looked scripted, not checkdown
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Marked short by inches
Kubes BETTER go for it on inches in this situation.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
In this situation?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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At their own 20?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Down 18 fucking points and not moving the ball well enough to think you’ll have three more full drives.
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go for it
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Stop Emptying the backfield!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
bob mcnair
has to boycott the league or something, this is a fucking travesty
Damn. You cant go for it here. Right?
RIGHT!?!?!?
By an inch
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fuck this
Stupid empty formation
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 1:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
sweet...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Crap. Challenge.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Yup.
Fuck Ron Rivera.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Hey, Fox
Charles Davis is a fucking retard. Please fire him.
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Immediately.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Out of a cannon.
Into a volcano.
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Can't overturn that.
But then again, officiating throughout the league has been terrible this year.
yep
/fingers crossed
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Its been terrible
since they league forced Mike Pereira out
by TexasCommodore on Dec 18, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yup.
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May move it close to the twenty...
bad challenge for Rivera…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Dumbass anouncers
Look where his legs were!
Duh! it is the ball!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
well
you gotta look were his legs were to see where his knee went down to then see were the ball was at that exact moment
by firestorm420 on Dec 18, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Ron Rivera is a scrub
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
how was the yelow line wrong?
the spot was accurate and was clearly short, and the line appeared to be right online with the marker.. so what happened? not complaining just saying on the wide shot the line was right there with the marker… then it wasnt??
yellow line by FOX not NFL...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
YES
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Alright can we get a TD now?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
This ref sounds like George W Bush
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
Daniels just dropped that again
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Low throw though
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
WOW
Just throw it to Vickers. He’s the only one that can catch a ball today.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Fuck Yates. damn gotta make that pass
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 18, 2011 2:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
...back to the mean on drops....?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Another dropped downfileld pass
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
TJ looks scared
OD should still be running
drop / under throw
thats on both of them Id say
Looked like a mild hyperextension.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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There ya go OD.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
At least the D is getting rest now
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Finally!
OD catches one!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Vickers has been thrown to 6 times?!?
The worlds ending
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 2:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
keep doing this!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Screen!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Arian Foster
is an amazing screen player
Finally
a well executed screen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
LETS SCORE A FUCKING TD
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions
Of course they call holding
Never once calling it on Carolina even though they’re doing twice as much
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
I can keep watching the Texans shart the bed.
On I can start cooking boeuf bourgignon with my girlfriend. I think I will opt for the latter.
...hope survives....
Never Underestimate the heart of a Champion.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
So whats with the penalties and turnovers?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Just saw that Knox hit
There’s no way my eyes can unsee that
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Agree. I heard ambulance was standing by to take him to the hospital.
I’ve heard nothing further since.
^This.
A FG here and you are saying, “fuck it, we didn’t want to try to win anyway.”
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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idk it post us at a 2 possession game
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Which is great
if you think you can get two TDs. Except you haven’t gotten any yet, so I ain’t buyin’.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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but
FG makes it a 2 possesion game instead of 3..
4th and 1 or 2 yeah go for it but 4th and longish taake the points
by firestorm420 on Dec 18, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
nahh
unfortunatley, clean
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
hope it dont come to that
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Show the rookie
the wide open Jacoby
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
saw a whole bunch of jersey tugging on dreesen there. pi
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 18, 2011 2:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Really? Was there any demand for a Napoleon Dynamite cartoon?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
no
there is no creativity any more
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Low throw again
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
He is definitely coming back to earth now.
Lots of missed throws.
And fuck.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Lookin' like a rook
To be expected. Not smart with taking those points.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Well the Red Zone Review's gonna be a fuck ton of fun this week.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
NO FUCKING WAY.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Because Yates is taking us to the playoffs, not Delhomme.
No matter what happens, Yates stays in and gets practice. He needs as much as he can get before the playoffs start. (and Delhomme sucks.)
^This.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Why?
Can he catch a pass?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely not.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Do you fuck your sister, just to see what she's got?
Trick question: Only if your a Titans fan
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
I guess theres not IQ recquirement for Fox broadcasters
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Game over.
Sorry, folks, this comeback ain’t happenin’.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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alot of people
were saying that last week too.. just sayin
by firestorm420 on Dec 18, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I know.
But I’m playing the percentages here. We scored quickly in the third quarter last week.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Ok pick 6
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
you gotta kick the FG!
on 4th and 8!
Yall are trippin !! a FG makes it a 2 possesin game instead of 3! its not like it was 4th and 1 or 2, but 4th and EIGHT
by firestorm420 on Dec 18, 2011 2:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
FG or TD
That would’ve made it a 2 possession game…….easy decision on 4th and 8
"Lord, beer me strength."
Has Rackers got Kris Brown disease?
He’s all over the place with these kicks…
by FosterParentInMyFantasyLeague on Dec 18, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions
Re: "Two possession game"
That’s two TDs. We have zero TDs so far. Do you really think the FG increases the odds of winning appreciably there?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 18, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
lets see.
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
If you can't stop them from scoring from 92 yards away.
You aren’t winning anyway.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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It's not out of the realm of possibility.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
No, certainly not.
But it ain’t likely.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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um yes
scoring nothing and being down 18 vs a FG and being down 15… easy to say YES that does increase our odds of winning
by firestorm420 on Dec 18, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Not per Advanced NFL Stats
The arrow is the point where the Texans kicked the FG. Carolina’s odds of winning went up at that point. MATH FTW!
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as aposed to having to get 3 TDs or 2 TDs with a 2 pointer and a FG.. now its 2 TD with a 2 pointer, no other FG or TD needed (that would give the lead now because of the FG)
by firestorm420 on Dec 18, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
I am wondering
Why they stopped running the ball there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I guess QB controversy talk is done now
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Plenty of time left
Kub just needs to settle down, keep the ball on the ground and control the flow and the clock.
DEFENSE WILL NOT LET US DOWN!
Offense needs to produce though
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
missed the block in the back there..
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
Defense showing up in second half so far.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
sackfumbleinterceptionsackfumbleinterceptiomsack sack sackkk
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
good coverage by Allen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
moar yates scrambles
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 18, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
YATES WITH THE RUN
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
TJ
doing good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I love our defense
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 2:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
why would they wanna stop the clock?..
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Moar pterodactyl!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
FUCK YO RUN D
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
We're doing a great job at getting to the 25.
Gotta finish now
Foster coming into form
He’s been a little off the past game and a half. Nice to see him get back to work.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Did you see his avg per run?
10.6 this half
by TexasCommodore on Dec 18, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
WALTER DOUBLE BLOCK!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
errr dressen
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Beautiful....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
MDC
disagrees!
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 18, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
No.
If we’d scored a TD before the quarter ended, I would have said our odds increased. Hell, if we score one right away here, our odds still increase. They don’t increase to the point that I’ll start thinking we’re likely to win, however.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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We can make it a 1 possession game before the end of the 3rd Q
FG was a smart play, IMO
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:21 PM CST reply actions
TOUCHDOWN WALTER?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fuck, we're going backwards.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Here We Go Again
LETS GO
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
I want the ground crew fired. Now.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Barbara Walters?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
^THISx1000000
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 2:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
just went from
zero to hero back to zero, then walters re-put me to hero lol
Don't agree with running out the clock there.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 18, 2011 2:24 PM CST reply actions
Who ran out the clock?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
They were trying to get a play in just took too long
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
int 4th qtr come back possible...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
* makes a...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
5 yards?
Near the first own marker on a 2nd 8?
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
We Need 7 now
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
First play out, five seconds off the clock.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Play 4 minuet offense
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
The Shiner Bach clock!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
A musical rendition?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone catch ESPN before the game...
They did the Texans/panthers game preview and all they talked about was Cam “the fig” Newton
Anybody else think that if the Texans don't win the Superbowl, it should be the Pack going undefeated?
Just so the ’72 Dolphins will shut the fuck up!!!
Touchdown please?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
How about just pounding it once
really well?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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TWSS
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
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4Q
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Hmmm...
Close, but he was down before the extension.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
TOUCHDOWN FOSTER
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
That's one!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Chris Johnson has… Wait for it…. 20 yards
Against the colts!!!!!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 18, 2011 2:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
B-b-b-b-but, HE'S BACK!!!
Signed,
MCM
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their defense starting to wear down, and ours just had a ncse little break.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
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