Sunday Night Football Thread: Baltimore Ravens vs. San Diego Chargers
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:02 PM CST
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PrintOkay...so we crapped the bed against the Panthers. To which I say: Doesn't matter, still going to the playoffs. But now I, like many of you I would imagine, am getting greedy. I want that first round bye.
The Chargers can help us by beating the Ravens and putting themselves in a better, though unlikely spot to dislodge the fightin' Tebows of Denver out of the AFC West top spot.
Now that you know why we should watch, let's make some comments about the game.
Oh, and the first person to put that picture of Philip Rivers on the thread will be banned without trial. You know which picture I mean.
Take the conversation here.
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i love your ban threat. please enforce it.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 18, 2011 8:03 PM CST reply actions
What about if I do it?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
please don't.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 18, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
I won't, for you.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
ty.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 18, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
so bewbz are ok?
/…tim…miserable….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I don't want people who post that picture banned.
I want them beaten, skinned, drawn, quartered, beaten s’more, hit with a brick, set alight, then roundly scolded.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
God damn it!
Why do you have to ruin all the fun?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Nice D, Chargers
Fucking assholes.
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Wait, did Collingsworth just say Flacco is as mobile as any QB in the league?
Or am I drunk to the point of hallucination?
It's Collinsworth
So most likely the answer is yes you did hear him say that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
He did in fact say that
Of course, Flacco is up there with Vick, Cam, Tebus.
/facepalm
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I'll see you and top you
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 18, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Fuck you for calling J-Cutty a jerk.
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
Here it is! Warning: You cannot unsee it
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Flacco looks like a fucking fool
with that craptastic mustache.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
That might be generous
He also looks like Bert from Sesame Street.
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Poor kid forced into being a Chargers fan
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
piss me off, too!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
He can get therapy.
Or switch teams when he’s older.
He’ll manage.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck is wrong with that Garay guy?!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
He needs oxygen
his hair is turning green.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
And his beard is in Sanskrit.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
It holds the secrets of the Ancients!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
He hasn't washed his hair in months
Algae started to build up
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Am I the only one bothered by how Michaels pronounces Baltimore
“Bawltimore”
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Not to mention
“bwal”
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
That doesn't bother me nearly as much as how he pronounces New Orleans.
It’s just fucking wrong.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Two words: New Orleans.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
More like "New Or-lee-an-s"
Stresses every syllable, like every eastern schmuck who’s never heard normal people say the city’s name.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
this seems unnecessary.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 18, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
NO
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It is just a hug!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently that's a penalty
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Personally
I always called it a bitch slap.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 18, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Concussion worries!
You can tear off a person’s leg a la Johnny Knox but God help you if you touch the dude’s head.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
It's pretty bad. Not for the squimish.
Not paralyzed and should be okay. Read quote, not career threatening.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Thanks. I'll leave it alone.
I am tough as nails, but ever since Thiesmann, I am pretty much a weaknut for sports injuries.
He looked like he was folded in half...backwards.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
I heard it was leg, but I could be wrong.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
No, you were right, definitely the back.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
It's pretty bad, but it's not the worst I've seen
there’s been some horror soccer ones in the last few years, it’s good that he’s not paralysed or anything
by EnglishTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Napoleon McCallum's knee injury was one of the worst I've seen.
Especially in slo-mo.
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
I think Eduardo
the ex-Arsenal player was the worst I’ve seen, his ankle just dangled from his leg, you could see the bone poking through his socks, just horrible… the broadcaster refused to replay it during the game completely
by EnglishTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Not for the squeamish'
“Here it is”.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT4kAKB2CT8
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Gives defenders an advantage.
So naturally it was banned when Deacon Jones dominated with that maneuver.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
So
I guess they are having a “defense optional” type game.
At least Flacco delivers playoff wins though when he gets in.
His problem has always been the Steeelers.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
What's the consensus on Yates around here?
Can he win a playoff game?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM CST reply actions
Probably no consensus at the moment.
But if you give him AJ, I’d say he has a fighter’s chance. Can’t possibly be any worse than Sanchez.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Are they gonna hold AJ out?
Get him full speed for the playoffs
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I hope he plays Thursday or in week 17
He needs to get back to playing shape
"Lord, beer me strength."
Well...this.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
...and Yates needs to develop his timing with Dre..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'd be incredibly surprised if we saw him again before the playoffs.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
I really wanna fucking beat BESF next week
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
They're probably gonna be pissed after losing to Indy this week.
I almost feel bad for Jacksonville.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
You shouldn't
We fucked ourselves with Gabbert and the Garrard fallout. At this point I care more about attendance than winning…
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
why?
your team isnt going anywhere
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
I know....trust me I know...
But if we start selling out consistently, which we will if we win, then all the talk will stop and I can finally be happy
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
i cant believe how bad some teams suck.
they arent even competitive. like the rams
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
We beat the Ravens somehow
and it was glorious
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
yes.
My opinion is unchanged on him.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I may be biased,
I have already pledged my soul to Breesus.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'm a Purdue guy
Brees is a holy man
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
he’s a saint.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
iswydt
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Not by himself
He needs a good perfromance out of his defense and running game
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Foster and Tate will be fine
You guys need Wade back
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
He needs work.
Worst he’s looked since taking over today. No doubt he has the talent to be a top tier QB IMO though. But he’s a rookie so it’s hard to tell what we’ll get week to week. He pressed a bit today trying to make up for mistakes and get the team back in the game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
AJ will help him....
A few big plays from Andre will get his confidence up…
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'll get back to ya
after the Indy and BESF games
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Teams win games
With a great run game and defense, the QB doesn’t need to do.
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Not all teams
But the Texans certainly do
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
This is true but the Texans defense is very good but not great. Not even close.
The run game needs the passing game to be effective in intermediate throws and the occasional longer throws. The pass game suffers without the run game and vice versa.
We’ll go as far as TJ can give the Texans solid games with effective passing. AJ coming back will give the pass game a considerable boost.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Outside of the Patriots, the offenses of all of the AFC playoff teams are pretty crappy
You don’t need to score 24 to win.
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Pittsburgh has a pretty good offense
If they have Ben….Their WR’s can fly
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Not true.
Ravens,Pats,Jets,and Steelers are all good offenses that can score in a hurry. Broncos and Texans are the ones that struggle to score at this point in time.
I know the Steelers aren’t sexy on offense but they can drop a lot of points a team with that WR corp.
And hell even the Chargers can sneak in if the Broncos fall apart the last couple of weeks.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
T. J. is better than we had any right to expect, but he is not taking us to the Super Bowl.
Still, he will keep it exciting for a while.
He's better than Gabbert, by lightyears
fuck
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Well, yeah.
But that was not in doubt.
Sorry. Maybe your new regime will face the facts and draft RG III.
We've got the same GM
Dont think he’ll do that…….He traded up for Gabbz and probably wants to “prove” Blaine can play
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
unfortunately.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
lucky he has a long stride.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Nice play, powder blue people
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Yeah.
But we also made Matt Cassel and Tim Tebow look like elite QB’s so meh.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Hoping for a Bolts' brave, futile win that fucks the Ravens,
even though it fails to save Norv’s job.
Go Eric Weddle!!!
The Whoopie Cushings and All About Brady, fantasy football teams are into a rootin’ tootin; fantasy football matchup, this weekend. All About Brady is, right now, up 44.72 to 43.29. All About Brady is managed by TexansDC. In the contest tonight, TDC has Terrell Suggs and Vincent Brown. Both have been fairly quiet so far, but Suggs is known for kickin’ ass when it’s needed and it is needed tonight. The Whoopie Cushings, my team has Eric Weddle going and he has put some points on the board, but we need an INT returned for a TD. The Whoopies have Michael Crabtree going tomorrow night and he is usually good for 60 yards and a TD, so while I can never claim victory until it is earned, I am holding my breath that Suggs and Brown get shutout the rest of tonight, not likely and Crabtree and Weddle play like All-Pros.
So, there is more than a loss to Baltimore on the line tonight!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I'm hoping Crabtree can rise up and play like it's MNF tomorrow night!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
And I know a big game by Crabs can lead to a Niners win which I like and helps Houston
Oh…..what intrigue!
"Lord, beer me strength."
I've lost 1 semi (or will thanks to Mike Wallace), should win another semi, and this one is close....
Nailbiting playoff action at its finest
"Lord, beer me strength."
BTW, this is the 2nd round of the playoffs
The Whoopies finished the regular season in 2nd and All About Brady finished in 4th. The winner will go onto play in the finals against DaGoats team Andre’s Irish Pub who finished 1st and has already wrapped up a win this weekend against Batted Blue Balls managed by joe and I’m not sure who joe is. The Whoopies already beat Andre’s Irish Pub in week 2.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
BFD's team Feces Flinger inexplicably finished 15th this season
The Feces Flings took the league championship last season. We’re not sure what happened the them this year, however there was some season ending taunting going on, something about how we were all cheaters. What I think really happened is that we targeted The Feces Flingers this season and all played our best the week we were matched up. The Whoopies didn’t do their part though, losing to them in week 7.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Well, at least they're not hypocrites
They ignored us when we won last week, and they ignored us this week.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Well when the Packers lose their undefeated streak....
the Colts get their first win and the son of god loses to god’s nephew…….we get lost in the fold.
I thought Brady
was the Emperor’s assistant
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently not according to jesus
though he did say Belicheck was the devil
SNL's Jesus vists Tebow skit.
“Link”.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul2dhNaQgxM
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
I'd be happy in switching roles
They can float around .500 and we can win division titles….they don’t have to suck. That can happen to Tennessee.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Bob Costas actually not acting like a pompous ass
Although he was basically stating the obvious
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
He doesn't have to ACT like a pompous ass
he just IS one.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I wish I could become a Texan fan
I love this blog and wish I was on it more, and the Jags blog doesn’t allow cussing….But I have to be loyal…..fuckshitcock
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM CST reply actions
LOL
nice. Understand completely too.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
How did you deal with the many years of Saint ineptitude?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
He wasn't born yet.
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
Saint ineptitude concluded with Brees
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Like I said.
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
Wasn't a fan until 2005.
So I missed pretty much all of their shitty years.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Bastard
You’ve really lucked out….What made you a fan? Are you from LA?
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
My family moved here from LA when I was born.
So I was told I was going to be a fan when I was old enough to care. When Katrina came and talk of moving the team started flaring up, my dad was real upset and I started paying attention. That and the 2005 Texans sucking so bad also got me interested in terms of the draft.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'm not that old.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
he's 12
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Still graduated college.
Where is your God?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
in new england giving me an early xmas present
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
My God is Tebow
So right now I bet Tebow is still crying in the locker room
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
He gave up a 29-yard sack.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Watch that language
and no newd pics
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
no bewbz though...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Not allowed.
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
salacious exhibition...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
In a way you are a Texan fan
You root for us, save for two games out of the year. I think thats enough to be considered a fan
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Yeah, the only team I truly hate is BESF
I just hate them and their fans……
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
You know Tim & co. rock when this blog makes someone want to switch their fandom!
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 18, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'll always be a Jags fan
and probably Houston second….But if the Jags ever move……
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to state this every time the Chargers have a prime time appearance:
I’m so glad the Texans didn’t draft Ryan matthews.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
He's not THAT bad
But he wouldn’t do much with Tate’s emergence
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Tate would be elsewhere, he was the 2nd round pick that year
Mathews wouldn’t fit this offense at all.
/knows you meant Foster, not Tate
"Lord, beer me strength."
Damnit
I ment Tate……..Tate was on IR his first year right? I guess I was assuming Tate was a rookster
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 18, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
nice. dropped it in on the fade.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
YES YES BAN HIM BAN HIM!!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Get a rope!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
TROLOLOLOLOLO!
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Someone posted a link to it earlier.
It amuses me, in a freaky sort of way.
Pats need to lose
otherwise we lose tie breaker with Balt
we need two things to get a bye
1. SF tomorrow night
and
2. Cinci at home v. Bal in week 17
we’re a two seed.
Yates - our current game manager.
wtf?
Why is there only one game on Christmas?
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Christmas is the NBA's day
Thanksgiving is the NFL’s
New Year’s is college football’s
4th of July is Baseball’s
"Lord, beer me strength."
NFL is stealing New Year's this year
No bowl games Jan 1
by splanket on Dec 18, 2011 9:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Per NFL scheduling rules
If Christmas is on a Sunday, all games will be played on Saturday save 1 prime time game.
by splanket on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Breaking news: The leader of Evil Korea Kim Jong-il is totally dead
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by MrNFL on Dec 18, 2011 9:15 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
lol
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
Sweet titties!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Soooo.....
Apparently Kim Jong II just died. Big Deal?
Like it'll make any difference for the people of North Korea
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His son
is worse than he is from what I hear.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Was he ill?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
He was ronrey
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
lol
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
It was inevitabre
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
That commie bastard
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I should've picked the Chargers
Ugh…I don’t like how the AFC is looking right now.
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Oh I'm so fucked in pick em this week.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Takeo Spikes
One of the coolest names ever
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And Quentin Jammer
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
♫ I'm so ronery...♫
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
Rearry ronery
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
At least on the yahoo article
they show some pics from other teams doing the same thing. Is shockey going to bitch to them too"?
Looks like Hassle beck is plying pocket pool in that pic.
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Actual comment on yahoo
Shockey just became one of my favorite players
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Bad year for bad men.
Osama, al-Awlaki, Gaddafi, and Kim.
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
If Ravens lose
And Steelers lose we get 2nd seed correct?
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions
Patriots are ahead of the Texans right now
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If we all win out.
Steelers lose, Ravens lose today and tmrw.
Pats 13-3
Texans 12-4
Ravens 12-4
Whoever? Probably Chargers … scary.
Steelers 12-4
We’re 2nd seed. Loss to only 2 AFC teams. AmIright?
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
No
Ravens hold tiebreaker over Steelers, they win the AFC North.
Ravens beat the Texans, they are #2.
"Lord, beer me strength."
It's not a 3-way tie between those teams
You solve division first then conference.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Huh.
Kind of confusing. Well, damn.
…Lets just win out now.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow giveth
and Tebow taketh away.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Another spectacular Flacco INT.
Chargers playing amazing tonight. Might be to late though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
*too
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh...
The Steelers are going to the fucking Super Bowl this year….
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Pats, Steelers, & Colts
have been to the last 9 Super Bowls, so it’s probably going to be the Steelers again this year.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
shankapotamus
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM CST reply actions
Rackers
better get his shit together for the playoffs.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Missed field goals
are especially bad in the playoffs, ’cause every point is more important.
Is Tony Zendejas available?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
what about some of the dynamo players?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
They may try to use their heads
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Rackers...
WTF happened to him? Every time we line up for a FG I’m expecting him to miss it now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
r u fucking kidding me?
who gives a shit where it originated? do your job and shut the fuck up.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:32 PM CST reply actions
That's called an attempt at humor
a failed attempt.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
fuck it. shit happens. can't win every week
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Pollard's not the cover guy Ed Reed is?
You’re shitting me, Collinsworth.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Collinsworth is having a great night, isn't he?
Earlier, he said Flacco is “as mobile as any quarterback in the league.”
It must be the intravenous Levitra talking.
Hanging around Al "Bwaltimore" Michaels
is fucking up his brain.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
seriously
how can you be born in america and not mastered the english language?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
67
what the fuck is up with his skin? is he trying to imitate oompa loompa shannahan?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Shoulda stabbed him, Ray.
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
That's not fair.
He didn’t have a knife.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
he should always have his knife.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Pollard was playing follow the leader with Matthews
He didn’t look like he even wanted to tackle him
game's over. they already quit/
hopefully tomorrow’s game is much better.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
nah
I want the Stillers to be blown out
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i dont care how it happens as long as the niners win
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
or a victim
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
sam hurd is locked up
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
uh huh huh huh
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 18, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
garbage time td
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 18, 2011 10:03 PM CST reply actions
G'nite...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
San Diego 34 Bwawltimore 14
But the real surprise stat is 7 sacks for the Chargers, none for the Ratbirds
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So, basically this was the shittiest couple days of football ever.
Cowgirls win, Giants lose and the one time I’m praying (pun intended) for Tebow Time it goes unanswered. Then of course there was the debacle at Reliant. Hmmm…. At least the Ravens lost and now we can’t lose to a winless team thanks to “the team that will not be named.”
I just gotta keep telling myself, ’We’re already in the playoffs, everything else is just gravy.’
Next man up.
I disagree!
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
by Colts Homer on Dec 18, 2011 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
texans are pissed
Mares are gonna pay
by HTown80 on Dec 19, 2011 1:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, you're world is right
too bad I can’t put the sarcasm font in the post heading….
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
They're not winless anymore
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Anyone know which local Houston station will carry Thursday's game (for those of us without NFLN)?
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
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