Monday Night Football: Open Thread (Steelers v. 49ers)
A Steelers loss here could benefit your Houston Texans in their quest for a first-round bye, so there shouldn't be a whole lot of debate as to who the Texans' fan base should be rooting for. I can't imagine longtime Houston fans would have any problem cheering against Pittsburgh anyway.
So, uh, put your hopes and dreams in the hands of Alex Smith, and wish for the best. The comments await your input. This is your MNF open thread. Enjoy.
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Whoa there mother fucker
Has nothing to do with the game but just thought I’d add that
by SMITHILLIAK on Dec 19, 2011 7:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I just did the same
brought out a slight chuckle. Very nice.
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You know how on Jan 1 they come out with a list of things that are out and things that are in?
“Whoa there mother fucker” will be in and Tebowing will be out.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Go 49ers!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Niners!
Rip the other ankle off! (I haven’t paid attention to if rapestburger is even playing)
by Its Gonna Happen on Dec 19, 2011 7:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Rumor has it, Rapelisberger has a special boot on his hurt ankle
molded out of a hundred co-eds’ used pantie shields.
I was going with
Used wrapper wrappers
Division Champion Houston Texans
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
The next time I read about our 3rd string QB, I might just Choke a Bitch.
2-0 Starting Rookie QB, get it right.
I hope this is a good game
The majority of the MNF matchups this year have been subpar IMO.
by Fastalkerus_Prime on Dec 19, 2011 7:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Famous last words of a fool
So, uh, put your hopes and dreams in the hands of Alex Smith, and wish for the best.
Scotch, anyone?
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Fuck that, I'm going straight to napalm.
I’ve seen enough from Alex Smith to know that lulz will be forthcoming.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Welp, football in pitch dark anyone?
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 7:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Why not?
It used to be fun to me playing street ball like that.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Power outage at the Stick?
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I for one
am not rooting for the Minions of Mephistopheles from the Keystone Light state. Go Niners!
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If you go back to when ESPN showed the blackout, you can see the transforrmer blow in the bottom left corner
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OT but I had no idea Foster was number 5 in rushing.
Pretty impressive for missing about 3 games.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 7:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
All those energy-efficient light bulbs
just blew the power out in the stadium.
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No, its actually the new high efficientcy transformer
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
LOL, I'd agree, but copper has been gone from SF for years now.
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
efficiency*
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
it's the swell of bandwagon fans. candlestick should've asked AT&T Park how they managed their power situation when the same folks were suddenly huge baseball fans last year.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like Holmes on Homes
He’s kinda annoying
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With alldue respect, and remember I said all due respect
But go fuck yourself!!
Lol
by SMITHILLIAK on Dec 19, 2011 7:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
Seriously, I just can’t get into his show. It’s great what he’s doing for people, but he comes off as an arrogant, smug bastard and I just can’t deal with it.
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ricky bobby?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
But he's so obviously big-butch gay, it's amusing.
I mean, wife beater, overalls and diamond studs? C’mon man!
He’s so prissy in a tough, contractor way, it’s funny.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
this power cut means the game might run through til like 5 over here
worth staying up do you all think?
Guess it depends on how the game is going.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 7:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hope the power goes out right when Big Ben throws a pass
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the lights go out
then when they come back on Big Ben is lying on the ground in fetal position, and SF D line is standing over him saying “what??”
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
A Steelers victory would be huge in making up ground in my pick'em league
With that said, fuck you Ben Roethlisberger, go 49ers!
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ALEX SMITH WOOOOO!!!!!!!!
//slams head on keyboard multiple times//
///hiskwy chaser///
////chugs rubbing alcohol////
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Go....oh wait, I already won my semi-final yesterday.
BRING ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
#noonecaresaboutyourfantasyteam
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I need PIT to score less than one point
Alex Smith is gonna drop a double-nickel tonight WOOOO!!!!!
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Hey! Quit hogging the isopropyl!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
*hiswkey
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
*hiwskey
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
Someone hold TDC
He’s probably crying at the sight of Montana.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
He'll probably cry at the sight of Patrick Willis not playing.
HE IS MORTAL, TDC!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Not TJ Yates?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a dick?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Inappropriate use of a "?"
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What a dick!
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by professortex on Dec 20, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
I hope somebody rips off Ben's ankle and feeds on it right there on the field
/not hyperbole
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
So long as the 49ers lose.
/forgive me karma
//forgive me God
///I still feel dirty
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wanting the Steelers to win is supporting rape
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Mother rapers and father stabbers
or mother stabbers and father rapers.
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I don't want them to win!
I just don’t want the 49ers to win either. Gah.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Blasphemer!
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
How the hell do you think I feel?!
They’re in my other team’s division!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Just his ankle?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Quick rule of thumb. If Gruden says it, it's not true.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
That guy
is one heckuva player
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
This is a terrible confession to make,
but I once wanted that gibbering nitwit to be the Texans’ head coach.
Since we're all fessin' up
I used to want Del Rio for our coach
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
I wanted to keep Jim "Playoffs??" Mora as coach...
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
If Mora had Manning he might have a SB ring
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Um...uh...
He did.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
For a couple of years too.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
My bad
then again, I have trouble remembering last month, much less a few years ago
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
I understand...
I have amnesia deja vu. I think I have forgotten this before…
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Just like Jacoby and Julio Jones.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Singer Glen Campbell and Oiler Earl Campbell are cousins.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Owen Daniel and Kevin Walters
per Brian Billick
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I don't understand how people get Daniels wrong.
Do you know how hard it is for me not to add an S to Chase Daniel every time I say it?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
or Jack Daniel
/neighbor not the hwisky
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
*hiswkey
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
*hiwskey
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
THERE'S NO "E"
The all caps means I’m serious.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
tebow is now playing for the stillers?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
frankly, i am not shocked everyone in san francisco is dancing...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
must be all the energy from rice a roni
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
The SF treat?
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
if commercials are to be believed.
/skeptical that HEAD ON even works…
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Just apply it to the forehead.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
GAHHHHH
Fuck that commercial and whoever made it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
but how much???
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
...

Head on, apply directly to the fivehead. Head on, apply directly to the fivehead. Head on, apply directly to the fivehead. Head on, apply directly to the fivehead. Head on apply directly to the fivehead.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
OMG LOL
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
There's not enough Head On on the planet for that thing.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
twss! twhs!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
The Niners need to do to the Stealers
what the Chargers did to the Ratbirds
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Interception!
Rapist is SOOOOOOOOOO CLUTCHY!
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Haaaahahahahahaha, fuck you Stealer scum!!!
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hahahaha. I just cheered when the 49ers got that pick. Even though I wanted them to lose.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
My wife is from Pitt.
She cheers for the Texans so long as I don’t cheer against the Steelers. I just let out a “yess!”. She isn’t watching th game and asked what happened? I ain’t answering… :-)
"The Stealers just got a turnover..."
…for the other team.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
veto'd by Stern.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That's only if the Saints try to trade Brees
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
YEAH STERN!!!!
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Enjoy the Hornets while you still can.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Guh?
Not a basketball fan.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Maybe they should give OKC 2 teams.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Et tu, brute?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
i couldn't resist. you put it out there...
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck Stern for a lot more than that.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
You seem upset with the NBA?
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that ones currently at the top of my list.
On another note, the chuck wagon failed his physical. His free agent deal was rescinded.
Watching the game while making some study cards for Decathlon
/just too white and nerdy
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Isn't that the thing where you bike, run, swim, and that type of thing
or something
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
So you have to do math
while biking, running, and swimming?
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Do you get to punch people if they get the Math wrong?
/They ONLY way that shit is fun
I Want to Believe
no, thank god
I would get the shit beat out
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Calculus is a pimple on the ass of humanity
/failed it once or twice
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
You should punch her...
And then run at least 100m
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Dec 19, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I'm avoiding her class next year by taking statistics
Hopefully there’s enough students to fill the class next year
/damn budget cuts
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It's like probability and stuff like that
I’d rather have that, than limits and all that crap. Pre-cal is kciking my ass right now
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
I <3 math
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRD
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wonderful...now turn that into a quadratic equation.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
The real decathlon
Is 100m, 400m, 1500m, 110high hurdles, high jump, long jump, shotput, discus, javelin, and pole vault. He’s talking bout academic decathalon though, which I don’t know anything about.
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was being facetious
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
is it because I had to go grocery shopping and missed the beginnign of the game?
I NEEDED BREAD
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Yes sir mr Mulder
Ive got some of that.
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 8:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Singletary
would just moon him.
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Quick question...
Baltimore is currently 7-3 against AFC opponents and we are 8-2. So if we win out it doesn’t matter if ravens do too right? We would have tie breaker over them?
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
i thought head to head was only in division?
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Head to head comes into play in 2-way ties
But not 3-way ties if they haven’t all played each other
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 8:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
got it.
Thanks for info.
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And
If the steelers in out, our tie in record with the ravens doesn’t matter, since they wouldn’t be a division winner
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 8:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So does that mean we should be rooting for the Steelers?
I am not prepared to do that after rooting for Tebow yesterday.
Follow me on Twitter @Jorticulture
Either way
We’d still be #3, since if they win they’ve got a better record than we do, and if they lose ravens jump them in the division and they’re ahea in the tiebreak
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 8:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But, if NE loses a game later on, we become #1 seed if Pittsburg loses
because, conference record comes before SoV, and our loss yesterday was non-conference
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed sir
Crazy how it works out
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
only in a 3 way tie
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Dec 19, 2011 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
tnws
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
We need New England to lose, too.
Or Baltimore to drop another and Houston to win out.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Am I the only one who hasn't been too impressed with the steelers this year
Don’t get me wrong, the cannot be taken lightly, but their only good win to me is a win over an overrated patriots team. Beating Cincinnati twice does not impress me.
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 8:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I still think they're the best team in the AFC since Schaub went down,
but they’re no juggernaut, that’s for sure. They have lots of issues.
Anybody notice the Texans had no significant injuries yesterday?
And we lost? coincidence? Damn football gods.
I'm telling you, equivalent exchange.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Rackers lost his leg.
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
how about...
Dont’a Hightower from bama to replace demeco?
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's the concussion.
Has to be.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Heard that too.
For being a Rice grad and former pro player, ND says stupid shit frequently. His takes are flat terrible.
The pseudo injury report for walkthru had something like 17 names on it
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
More clutchiness!
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/Nelson laugh
FUCK YOU STEALERS!!!
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I yelled out "steelers got a turn over"
Wife says “awesome” from upstairs. Am I going to hell? [snicker]
Nah. God will understand.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Lol Worthlessberger
Interceptions are the San Francisco treat!
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We're not that lucky?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Because they're going to get Hanie'd next week
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I'd rather Tom Brady get Johnny Knox'd.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch.
Um, you must not believe in Karma.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
i believe in Karma. ;)
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
hehe.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
(insert pic of a stripper or pornstar named Karma here)
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Dec 19, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
That's my dog's name you fuckstick.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
/insert joke about karma being a female dog
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
hehe....she is.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
She's right.
Karma is my bitch. I named her that just so I can make that joke.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Damn. That hit was horrible.
Wish I could unsee that one.
I'll remember this.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
That's for OKC.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
I'll still remember it.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
...I don't mean it.
Hug?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
BACK OFF
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
haven't seen this in a while. hehe.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
They're all over you tonight.
The horny dogs.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
horny dogs?
thats got to be some sort of redundant statement or an oxymoron or whatever them things are called.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
If I was tomlin
I would just sit Ben
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 8:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not until they clinch a playoff spot.
Dixon sucks.
I just watched the AJ Innegan fight again
That must’ve been a proud moment watching Andre just beat the shit out of that guy.
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:33 PM CST reply actions
Considering how the season turned out, it was the highlight of our year.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Mine was a certain play against you guys
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I was in my room and I saw that and sprinted out
I accidentally kicked a whole in my wall then took off my shirt and sprinted around me neighborhood……It was the best feeling I’ve ever had
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Good I think I might've found myself a girlfriend
She has really good sports knowledge…But I’m far superior
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Fox is right
Want to impress a lovely lady? Learn how to cook.
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My only skill in life is
knowing sports facts….
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Girls want boyfriends with skills
like bowhunting skills, hacking skills, nunchuck skills
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
especially nun-chuck skills
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Electrical skills would be handy about right now.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I can weld
not good with electrical crap.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I don't see what throwing religious ladies has to do with impressing women.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
show off the guns
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I can throw a football 2 miles
and my name is Rico
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
...Big Ben?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I've been trying!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Does she have really big
eyes?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
My jaw dropped and I just stared at the tv for 10 minutes.
I was just in awe.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Blaine. Gabbert.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Game any good?
besides the Steelers being down?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Meh.
Just enjoying watching the suck.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
I really hope....
We take our frustrations out on the Colts Thursday
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It might be hard
They're on a winning streak
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Hell Yeah!!!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Not gonna be the walkover the week 1 game was, I assure you.
Colts will show up relaxed and with the taste of winning in their mouths from last week.
Beware, Texans.
The taste they have in their mouths
is not the taste of winning…
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
I really think there is no way in hell they lose
the Texan D is a hell of a lot better then Tennessee and Yates is a ton better than a half-dead Hasselback
BFIB
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 19, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
totally agree...
No way!!!! Fans would go homicidal.
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Death, destruction, blood and guts......
That’s the way we like to f%&*
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
didnt mean it to rhyme. lol
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oldie but Noob
First post, I just found you guys. I remeber cheering for Geporge Blanda, and certainly Luv Ya Blue. BTW, FUCK pittsburgh.
by Born a Texan on Dec 19, 2011 8:42 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Hah, whipper snappers
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome to the magical land of BRB
NEWB REC!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Welcome
Woo hoo! Somebody here older than me!
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Welcome!
It’s all downhill from here. :)
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Power out again?
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A shame, I wanted to see the power go out during a live play
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And IF the lights are out
Shouldn’t Ben be put in solitary confinement for public safety reasons?
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HIDE YO KIDS
HIDE YO WIFE
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Hide yo dog
and run fo yo life
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
*raping
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
More blackout
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
More coal-fired power plants please
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta love how California
has the electrical grid of a third world country.
California is jealous of the power grids and governments of third world countries
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
That's the ghost of Al Davis
flipping the switch on and off
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
matt shaub
Does a drive by of big Ben in the dark on his roto scooter
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 8:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Scooter Justice!
tonight at 9 on Fox
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
Did I mention, FUCK pittsburgh. I hope we play pittsbugh at pittsburrgh in the playoffs. And I want them to have a touchdown catch overruled on replay. Did I say FUCK pittsburgh?
And, Thank Tebus for Blue Moon.
I'd actually be fine with the
Steelers winning the game. I think the Ravens when playing at home are a much more dangerous team, if the Steelers win out, the Ravens will have to play every game in the playoffs on the road.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
32 years later
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You don't suppose this is like some kind of elaborate revenge plot against Roethlisweasel, do you?
Too much to ask?
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I think it is just that
California is a complete embarrassment of a state and they can’t keep the power on.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
WTF type of hair is that on #24 of the 49ers?
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Supercuts?
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, screw this game
bedtime.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Here's the game that got us there
Man, I still get chills watching Vernon Perry. One of the greatest games by a defender in NFL playoff history.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
This is all in the game plan.
Keep Rapelisbergers ankle stiff and feeling like shit. Not that I’m complaining though.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 8:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And let the pain injection wear off too
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
Depending on the type
The injection lasts between 24 and 48 hours.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Since it's in San Fran
they should play under giant strobe lights and give everybody acid.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Or lick mushrooms
They probably run around without helmets and leg hump the refs after each play!
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
...

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Really? Is that necessary?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody started posting nudes.
Plus, we could be blacklisted by filters, we have plenty of female readers, and people read us at work.
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there are females on the internet??
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Rumor has it.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Sexy females :-)
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
BACK OFF
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
you are 12. u dont know what to do with them
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
he knows more than enough.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa
And that really is what she said.
//scratches hairless scalp
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Because it got out of hand
and please don’t use homophobic slurs.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
by Joe25 on Dec 19, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Not to be contrarian
Because I think original comment was obviously absurd, but what are you even supposed to call gay people that ISN’T a homophobic slur if gay is one?
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 9:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ummm homosexual?
im terrible with political correctedness
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Gay
One friend likes to be called flaming gay, and that he is! It’s when it’s used in the pejorative is it problematic.
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Fair enough
But any adjective can be used in the pejorative, can’t it? Then “white” can become an anti-white slur? Political correctness is Hard.
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 9:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I guess I don't see it as being PC.
Just being respectful. But, I mean, I’ve got a ton of gay friends, and I’ve had a couple come out to me, first. So, there’s more of an emotional attachment to it for me.
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Understandable
Was just confused, I guess.
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 9:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Because "gay" used in this case has a negative connotation.
Whereas using gay to describe actual homosexuals lacks that negative connotation.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
really?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
You have the internet, there are plenty of places to go find them
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Aside from football blogs and cat pictures
The Internet exists ONLY because of pr0n.
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This is the internet. Boobs can be found anywhere. They don't all need to be here.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
So, for those of us who didn't like Aldon Smith...
…yeah….
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He might not have been all that dumb a pick, after all.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
I still stand by it.
I didn’t want him then; rather have Watt now.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Mos def
I loves me some Mario Blanco. I was worried taking him meant the end of Mario as a Texan. Worked out extremely well while it could.
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I still fear Mario's time with us is coming to an end.
Save some money by not paying him, and Reed and Barwin are pretty good now and only get better. If he is not a Texan next year it will because of a business decision.
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Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I don't think that will happen
I believe we will be better with Mario and Reed both being in the game.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Know what I would do?
I’d let Manning walk, replace him with KJ, and either give Allen or Harris the full-time CB job. I know that might seem crazy, but G-Love is a younger and better S at this point.
You also have Antonio Smith, who has been a non-entity since Mario went down.
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I seriously think KJ could be a good safety.
But I’m fucked up in the head, so there’s that.
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I said the same about G-Love for a couple years.
And he’s easily above average. KJ brings a very similar skill set. But, heck, if we could cure his Frenchy Reeves Neck Syndrome, he still might work at CB.
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Glover showed signs of potential though.
KJ shows he’s a good tackler and can sometimes covers if he doesn’t commit a PI first.
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Same MO for G-Love.
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How long did we sign Manning for?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
4-$20, $9MM guaranteed.
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What about LB?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
We have to address ILB in the draft
Early and often.
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Curious about putting KJ in there
Good tackling, good on runs.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
I agree
Mario makes the whole line better.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
He was probably the best OLB in football
In his first four games, he had 4 sacks, 2 QB hits, and 17 (!!!!!!!) pressures. That’s sick.
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Oops
And he added a 5th sack before he went out in the 5th game.
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Didn't he lose a couple from penalties too?
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
I don't remember
Did he?
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yeah i think two.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
What are you talking about?
TRADE MARIO!!! HE’S A BUM!!! PANCAKES SEZ SO!!!
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Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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perfessertex
Have a scouting report on the Decatur Staleys? :-)
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You mean current, or from 1920?
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Don't ruin my age jokes!
Sorry, I’m new at them.
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LOL, yeah, I got it
I know…I’m so old I fart dust
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Though, I'm pretty sure Freedom is up there too
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
They were the shit
91 years ago.
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Ya, Old Chicagoans loved em.
I was temporarily stationed at waukegan during the 1985 bears, and the old guys there used to talk about em.
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Just think
Kids today will be talking about the “good old days” of the Texans when they’re old…
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Or the "Bad old days" if we don't get it together
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Heh heh
Ya, After i did my stint with the Army, I went through Navy "A"school and “C” school there.
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by professortex on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
I get a sadistic rush of joy
everytime Roethlolsberger gets sacked
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I wish cheapshot Harrison played against Ben.
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Unfortunately
With Matt Schaub we are definitely better than the steelers. With TJ Yates, not so much
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thank you broken record.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'd be happy if the Steelers won out
but big ben went down, it would effectively eliminate the Steelers and Ravens.
BFD, I saw you can't make it to the festivities on Thursday
Priorities are priorities, obviously. I respect that. I was hoping to get a chance to say, “Howdy!”, though.
Hopefully at the SB Party!
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Ugh
My business partner went out of his way to tell me I needed some time away. So, I started figuring out how to make a trip to Houston work logistically. Then, my dad needs to have Christmas on Thursday. Dang.
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Craaaap.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'd probably go if we didn't have to pack to travel somewhere to the north on Friday.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Since WHEN?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
anybody have a good nfl stream website?
by Coach Red Beaulieu on Dec 19, 2011 9:12 PM CST reply actions
I have
plenty of them, I just don’t post them here.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Theres firstrowsports.tv
I don’t stream games at all, however some have been infected with viruses from there
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Fucking Stealers.
I need you to do good in this one game, and you still fuck it up. Gah.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
These stupid shelter animal commercials are annoying as hell
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They're just obnoxious, poorly animated and poorly voiced
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my freeze keeps trying to stream the game
I am so unaware of what’s going on
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
ISWYDT
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
WTF was that Ben?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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-TexansDC
Hilarious?
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Not when you need them to win.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Sucks for you.
Maybe the 49ers will lose some other time.
Plus, are you really afraid of going into Candlestick in round 2?
Heh

The white stuff is Crisco.
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It looks like
he sat down with an early, a mid, and a late dinner.
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
This rain is really screwing up my Dish
This after I had nice things to say about it to BFD the other day
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Even with rain fade, DirecTV is tons more reliable than cable ever was, regardless of provider.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going back to direct tv
Tired of outages with AT&T uverse.
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
I expect technologies like Uverse will eventually be the way to go.
Just doesn’t seem to be there yet.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Twice in four weeks I came home to a dozen AT&T trucks on my street with the techs standing around shooting the breeze
Each one individually dispatched for single home outage calls. Service was out for two days both times for the fibre distribution system being down.
1. Why don’t they have customer service correlation software to recognize an area wide outage so they don’t dispatch half their fleet?
2. They need better equipment for distributing the signal.
3. There’s nothing between my dish and the orbiting satellite except a rare large storm a couple of times a year.
Just when I thought we’d seen the worst of system issues with AT&T, the local road expansion crews for Harris County cut through the fibre line to our neighborhood and we were down again for two days. So tired of this crap.
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
#3 in reference to going back to direct tv
We were with them for 9 years and it was great. Tried uverse thinking fibre tech was better, but that Sat signal was great. We really only had a few minimal interruptions a year fir super big storms.
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
Funny.
Southwestern Bell (come on, AT&T is gone) is the PHONE company, but I can’t remember the last time I had a significant outage on the landline. Actually, I don’t remember the last outage, period. How come they can’t provide that level of service for Uverse?
#if RANT
This is exactly why I still have an old fashioned landline. The phone grid pretty much never goes down. The same can’t be said for cable and other VOIP providers. When they can deliver that kind of uptime, I will consider a move.
#endif
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Y'all seem to be getting the heavier stuff tonight.
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Its pretty much passed now, but I think I have water in the coax coming from the dish
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
We were getting heavy stuff earlier - 2 inches an hour
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
twss
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL...monday nights a rough huh?
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
watching rock center
are they seriously considering moving an nfl team to la? why?
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
The Jags need a home?
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That's what the College Football
“National Championship” is going to do.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
The NFL should ban any teams moving to California until they can prove to have reliable infrastructure (power)
Kubiak: "The hand gestures I'm getting as I drive around town are a lot better this year than in previous seasons."
by MeMongo on Dec 19, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
i'll rec this.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing wrong with Pacific time.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
aside from the fact that
it is wrong.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Seems pretty right to me.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 19, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
It never did to me
I always felt like I was doing things at the wrong time when I lived somewhere that was on Pacific time.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Football games starting at 10 in the morning
is just plain wrong!
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
No, having to go to bed when football is still on at 10 p.m. is wrong.
Watching football from the moment you wake up until just before bed is the way to go.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 20, 2011 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
rec'd
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I hope EnglishTexan went to sleep.
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Yeah I gave up after the second electricity blow out
thought it might continue to go downhill,and seemingly it did… thanks for the concern haha
by EnglishTexan on Dec 20, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
hehehehehehehehe
His name is Butcliffe!
/Beavis and Butthead’d
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He was really awful.
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Boy, I think that should be kick catch interference
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As long as any call hurts the Stealers
It’s the right call.
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I can agree with that.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
It's the one yellow cloth I enjoy being waved for the Steelers
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
rain y no u be here in the summer?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:07 PM CST reply actions
Don't complain. We're probably still 15" short (at least).
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
The lakes around Austin are ridiculous
They’re just…gone.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Pictures we took at Lake Somerville this summer
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Goodness
Just makes me cry.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
I stopped tracking it after awhile.
The lowest I saw Lake Somerville at was ~48% capacity.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
The boy (and daughter) love going to Stillhouse Hollow Lake to fish
And it’s horrible. You can see where it’s 15’-20’ feet below normal. Hate.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Memorial Park in Houston is a sad sight.
So many dead trees everywhere. We are very lucky nothing ever sparked there. A major wildfire a mile from Uptown Houston would not have been a good thing.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
they were never there to begin with.
/shifty eyes
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Ya, we got grave robbers stealing stuff from Native American tombs
that were revealed after lake Whitney dried up.
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
Are we watching a preview of the National Championship Game(sic)?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:09 PM CST reply actions
Hand was out of
bounds before the other foot came down.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Roethlisberger pointing at God for a field goal? Srsly?
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He's thanking him for the power outages.
Women can’t see anything in the bathroom when there are no lights.
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by Colts Homer on Dec 19, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I tell you guys.....
There is absolutley positively zero excuse to lose to Colts Thursday.
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 10:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Run the ball with Foster & play defense.
It should be easy enough.
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by Colts Homer on Dec 19, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
what if all of the starters get on the wrong bus to the stadium?
or wrong airplane on the way to indianapolis?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
yeah i agree.....
If they are real competitors they will come out fuming.
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by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 10:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
TWS... too easy.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Based on head-to-head.
Patriots gotta lose 1 to bring it back to the tie.
"Lord, beer me strength."
or the ravens lose
we have the head-to-head tiebreaker against the steelers
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously
What a nicely designed and properly timed play……just suckered that defense in and Alex Smith put it right on the money.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Wow that is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaly close
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He's in
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
BULLSHIT
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Wasn't indesputable
If they had called TD originally it would’ve stayed a touchdown. That’s the right call by the refs.
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LOL
everyone thought that was going to be it.
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Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Seems like Gruden and Tirico dont get along too much.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 10:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Does anyone like Kornheiser?
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What's there to like?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 20, 2011 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
Great play calling!!!
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Yup
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
That was so awesome.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
TD 9ers!!!!!!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
That fake owned the camera
TD!
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Do niner fans even care about their team
Thseemed so quiet after that touchdown and the steeler fans are way louder.
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 10:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's about half steeler fans
Since no one actually lives in Pittsburgh anymore
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 10:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
did the 49ers and Packers play each other this season?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
NFCCG?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
49ers defense is legit
They can be the dark horse in the NFC.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
They wouldn't be a dark horse.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is the media taking them seriously?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
They'll def. be taken seriously after they WIN THIS GAME (rawr).
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
das racess
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
GB is #1; SF, #2 seed (as of tonight), right?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
If the Niners win, yes.
GB, SF on a tiebreaker, NO, and the NFC Least Champion
"Lord, beer me strength."
LOLNO
If Brees keeps this up, no way they don’t go all the way.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
yup.
Niner’s strengths match up very well against the Saints. Strong defense with a run first offense. It’ll be a hell of a game @ Candlestick (if the power goes out), but I think the Saints could win by 7+ at home. Though I may be too much of a homer there.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
that sounds like one of the deals that you sign in the offseason on madden
where you get paid a certain amount depending on how well you do. bottom line terrible name
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
That seriously doesn't sound right.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like I should break a suit when you say it like that.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Shouldn't it be
the Chevy Impala Superdome?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
///

See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
by Colts Homer on Dec 19, 2011 10:32 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
why cant you say purple?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHA!
That was my first thought, as well.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Probably because
of political correctness.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Really though,
what’s with those purple penguins?
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
by Colts Homer on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
they fill with purple drank
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Everything is purple, swag
See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
by Colts Homer on Dec 19, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Jerricho Cotchery is a Steeler?
When did that happen?
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I've heard that name before
Jets?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Sack?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Darn, so close
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Aldon Smith looks so damn quick rushing.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 10:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah but he isn't an every down guy
So J.J. Has the advantage over him there
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 10:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No good!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Ben's going down easier than Slaton on a kick return
Too soon?
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I believe the phrase is:
Ben’s going down easier than a 10 dollar whore.
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Suisham is nowhere near good enough to make two long kicks in a game
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Suisham channeling his inner Rackers
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Joker & The Thief

See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
by Colts Homer on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
lmao. im pissin my pants right now.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 10:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Good punt
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
YEAH YEAH CRUSH HIS ANKLES!!!
/waits for God to strike me down
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....

See the lord adore me, he met me half way / "No guts, no glory" I always say / So until I reach what I came here to find / Along with inner peace, life will always be a grind
YES!
SCORE ANOTHER TD FOR MY FANTASY TEAM!!!!
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OK
That was weird. It double posted the subject but not my entire comment.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
SBN sucks the past couple months.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I love to see Rotpissbunger smacked around.
Punishment for faffing about in the pocket is great to behold.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
I've said Watt reminds me of Justin Smith...
Hopefully tonight people see why. Very disruptive, well rounded 3-4 DE
"Lord, beer me strength."
das raycess
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Just imagine how dominant the 49ers would be
If they had drafted Aaron Rodgers back in 05 as they should have
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 10:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I dunno, they might have ruined Aaron Rodgers somehow.
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Ha Ha1!!
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Oh fuck to the yeah.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
I like this 49ers team
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Come on Seattle!!!!
You know you want to fuck up the niners!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
We do, but the odds are stacked against us.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 20, 2011 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
You know what sucks?
I’m going to lose a FFL by .02 points. FUCK!
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allow me to express my deepest condolences.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Well...that sucks
At least you can say that your guys were battlin’ to the end. I lost by about 35 points. If only I had sat TJ and Houston for Palmer and Seattle!
Oh well, it’s only a game! (cries silently in the corner)
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Now we just need
the Pats to somehow lose to the Bills or Dolphins and the Texans handle business for the rest of the year.
Dolphins could outplay them (though not likely)
But the Bills can be a trap game for them
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
I fell like I could drop 300+ on the Pats pass d
Pathetic.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
i'd say the other way around is more likely.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Who are the ravens last 2 oppenents?
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So what do the playoff standings look like with a Steelers loss again?
1 Pats
2 Ravens
3 Texans
4 Broncos
Is that correct?
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Cool, thanks!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
If the Pats lose a game and the Texans win the last two
the standings will be
1. Texans
2.Ravens
3. Pats
4. Broncos
5. Steelers
6. Who cares?
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
So is it either #1 seed or #3 seed, no chance of #2?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Ahh.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
yes, if the Pas lose one more and the Texans and the Ravens lose another
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
*PAts lose 2 more
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
OK, let me try this again
If the Pats lose 2 games and the Texans and Ravens do not lose anymore, we are #2
If the Pats lose 2 and the ravens lose another, but the steelers win the rest, we are #2
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
just let it play out.
we have to be ready for whoever we have to face.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Sigh...
If only we had taken care of business. I hate to be negative, but this team cannot win a playoff game on the road.
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 10:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It was just one game
better to get it out of the way now than to have the let down in the playoffs.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
The life of a Houston fan
Always finding a way to find the dark spot in a situation :-P
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Were you around...
When the Rockets were going back to back? Because the attitude was the exact opposite.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
I was, and I remember those days
Granted, I was…7 or 8.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
same here. favorite player of all time.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
this is helpful for me.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't Baltimore losing to an AFC team count for more or something?
Or is their win over us still the main thing?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Depends on whether it's a 2 or 3 team tie.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Conference record for 3 way
head to head for 2 way
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
It will matter
if the Pats lose a game and there is a three way tie again, but since it’s only a two way tie, the head to head is the tiebreaker.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sure
It goes by head to head unless its a 3 way tie.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Only in a three-way tie.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 20, 2011 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Been saying that all year.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
I slept in Holiday Inn last night
Texans #1 seed, suck it baltimore and pittsburgh. Also, suck it NE.
no thanks.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
needs to man up. a true leader would go down with his ship
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
It helps
You’ve gotten better!
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Perfectly fine with the Steelers losing
But this effectively ends my chances in pick’em, down 4 games with 2 weeks and playoffs is basically impossible to come back from, especially when I am terrible at upset picks
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
#doingthestupidtwitterthingissuperlame
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#nou
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
No kidding!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Like I said though
He isn’t an every down guy. Great pass rusher, but has to come out on running downs
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Man no wonder why wade was so high on aldon smith
by TheDream34 on Dec 19, 2011 11:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ill take chocolate pudding any day.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
49ers are a good team.
And it’s just lovely to watch Rotpissbunger get hammered again and again.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
I need a pick 6
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I hope you get it.
Because I care very deeply about your fantasy team.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
We all do
We all care about me.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Does that INT help?
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
I need 1 more point from SF.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
One more chance
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
It's all style points for me now.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Hook 'em!
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Side note
What’s really funny is, this is one more week when Ben can’t get healthy. He has a high ankle sprain, and stupidly going out there and playing means at least one, if not two, more weeks he’s not healthy. This was a stupid decision to allow Ben to play.
Eat it, assholes.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Eloquent, well-reasoned
and passionate.
bfd rocks!
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by Foster Child on Dec 19, 2011 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
There have cupcake teams in the Browns and the Rams
Do you think they sit him out then?
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
yeah. whoever the backup qb is can win those games for them.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 19, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
No idea
But look at Ben. Look at his mobility. His mobility drives their O. This is huge for them.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Well either way they seemed to be screwed
The sit him out, run the chance of losing to easy teams. They put him in, they risk screwing up his ankle even more and losing him for the playoffs
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
And yet, he has 321 yards, I assume not counting yards SF got off picks.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
42 attempts
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't that redundant?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
I guess you're right, goes without saying.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 19, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Better D
Texans or 49ers?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Texans have better potential
but SF seems to be more reliable
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by professortex on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
SF is absurd inside the red zone
While Texans give up fewer red zone opportunities
by splanket on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe Similar
In any case, Texans will crush pittsburgh
by Born a Texan on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
so..
Wouldn’t this steelers loss put us currently in the #2 seed due to a three way tie and us having a better in conference record than Pittsburgh and Baltimore?
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
no Baltimore wins the head to head in the division against the steelers
meaning its a two way tie vs us
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
but they own the head to head
So we’re #3 unless baltimore loses again. Please lose again, please
by HTown80 on Dec 19, 2011 11:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't think so.
NE is the clear #1 right now. Baltimore and Pittsburgh are in the same division, so whichever is #2 in their division is eliminated from the tie before it gets down to us. So we are #3.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
That was, assuming Baltimore is #1 in the division we are #3 seed.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
yup
The Ravens have a pretty good shot at losing in week 17 vs the playoff hungry Bengals in Cincy, and The Stealers have 2 pie teams in the Rams and the Browns
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by thebluffrat on Dec 19, 2011 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOO!!!
Just need to sweep up the Dolts and the BESFS and a loss by the Patriots or Ravens and we get a bye
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Don't need another loss by the Ravens, just a loss by the Pats
Another loss by the Ravens would just put them at the #5 seed. As long as there’s a 3 way tie, We’d have the advantage in the conference record
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2011 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
When I was on the Cincinnati blog, they promised me they would beat the Ravens.
They want revenge
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I think we will get a bye
I feel it
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
As of now, A Patriots or Ravens loss would give us a first round bye
However a Ravens loss would only give us the #2 seed, while a Patriots loss would give us the #1 seed
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

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