Jake Delhomme Is Your QB2

This presumably drops Kellen Clemens to QB4, behind Matt Schaub on crutches.

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I hope this says more about delhomme’s abilities than clemen’s suckiness…

by sebastian_8_8 on Dec 2, 2011 9:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Interesting

I wonder what The Whisperer saw this week.

Or if that was his secret agenda planned in 2004.

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 2, 2011 9:29 PM CST reply actions

Jake had the edge with his experience I bet.

He picked up enough, quickly enough to make Kubiak feel more comfortable than he did with Clemens.

Oh well. In Yates I trust. ~~Because I have no choice.~~ He’s got the weapons and the potential to be Andy Dalton like.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 PM CST reply actions

Dear_________(insert deity here)

Please let TJ do great.

In _______(insert deity here) we pray,
AMEN

Make Em Eat Grass

by F-BombTheJets on Dec 2, 2011 9:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

I agree

/no religion

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions

barry

Must I remind you again of your mandatory faith in durga?

by HTown80 on Dec 3, 2011 12:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Nope

We’ve ditched Durga after these injuries. It’s Loki or Cthulhu now.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2011 12:39 AM CST up reply actions

noted

If my brb family says f—k durga, then I must comply. Cthulu it is.

by HTown80 on Dec 3, 2011 12:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

What? No love for Odin or Gozer?!

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 3, 2011 1:40 AM CST up reply actions

Shai Hulud

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 3, 2011 2:32 AM CST up reply actions

“In Aztec mythology, Ixtlilton (The Little Black One) was the Mexican god of medicine and healing, and therefore was often alluded to as the brother of Macuilxochitl, the god of well-being or good luck.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixtlilton

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 3, 2011 2:34 AM CST up reply actions

up your butt Joeboo

by HabitualHoustonFan on Dec 3, 2011 8:09 AM CST up reply actions

they're sleeping up there...the real deal for this year...the High Preistess of Bewbs...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 3, 2011 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

is that katy perry?

" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."

by palewook on Dec 3, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

Yes

That is Katy Perry

How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 3, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions

not a fan of her music

although, i’m apparently a fan of hers.

" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."

by palewook on Dec 4, 2011 7:53 AM CST up reply actions

What about Thor?

At least he’s on the team.

by LedTexan on Dec 3, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

Big game

confidence wise.

If TJ plays poorly and we lose, this team may start to feel sorry for itself.

Regardless how TJ plays, if we win, this team could start to feel invincible.

Or maybe that will just be the reaction of the fanbase.

Yates - our current game manager.

by texanphil on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

I don't think the team has any ill effects

If they are in the game for most of the game.

However, I am predicting a 32-6 victory for the Texans

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions

Regardless of how TJ plays

If we win, we ARE invincible. If we win this week, I’ll be convinced that we’re Super Bowl bound.

by T-Moar on Dec 2, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions

yeah, baby...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 3, 2011 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

I feel like if TJ falters, we'll be in good hands.

It feels like Delhomme should be capable of making the simple throws that Matt Shaub was making this season. He has been to the superbowl before, so we know he should be able to handle pressure. I think we’ll be fine.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 PM CST reply actions

Just realized the UH game will be on ABC tomorrow.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 2, 2011 10:12 PM CST reply actions

NFL.com thinks we will lose this Sunday. Its over guys

/Idiots will be proved wrong

Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100

by Antho10000 on Dec 2, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions

Didn't they say we'd lose to the Kittens?

And that was BEFORE the Leinart injury…

by T-Moar on Dec 2, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions

Of course they did

And they did not bring that up in their predictions

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions

so we get a automatic win on suunday?

by Dmo_Htx on Dec 3, 2011 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Yah, but ESPN had one guy predict we upset the birds

and that Yates throws for 300 yds and 3 TDs

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 3, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions

Ahh, now I see Htown below

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 3, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

Good to have Dell-Homie at #2

because Yates will shatter his pelvis on our first possession, once again killing and rebirthing the process of getting over our worst fears and convincing ourselves that we’re still going to be OK.

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Dec 2, 2011 11:36 PM CST reply actions

how is delhomme on the pa pass?

Never paid enough attention to him to know.

by HTown80 on Dec 3, 2011 12:12 AM CST via mobile reply actions

anybody see trey wingo pick hou?

His “bold prediction” was; T.J. Yates throws for over 200 yrds, more TDs than INTs in a texans win. WOW!!!!! Now I’m really worried.

by HTown80 on Dec 3, 2011 1:19 AM CST via mobile reply actions

And so it shall come to pass....

into the hands of OD and Dre.

by JMFC on Dec 3, 2011 8:16 AM CST up reply actions

Lets hope...

I’d be happy to settle for more TD’s than incompletions by TJ…

Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC

by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 3, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions

Fuck ESPN… We get more love on ESPN deportes.

by sebastian_8_8 on Dec 3, 2011 8:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions

Just read in PK's piece that the Falcons haven't allowed a 100 yd runner in 14 consecutive games...

how sweet to break that streak….pass to run…whisssperer….

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 3, 2011 9:03 AM CST reply actions

I just looked on their site

They are just as worried as we are. They know this will be a tough game.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 3, 2011 11:09 AM CST reply actions

Yes, they have a few injuries and with our defense, we could grind out a win

NFL Playbook talks about how they have replaced two of the O-line lately, which has meant a better running game and more time to pass.

They show a play with a two route pass, with eight people staying in to block. The 5 O-line, the TE, the RB and …. the slot receiver.

How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 3, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions

I saw that too

I wonder if Wade has enough film to identify their plays in that scheme and account for them.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 3, 2011 5:19 PM CST up reply actions

if mcnabb would sign for a vet minimum

is mcnabb a better choice than Kellen Clemens?

" Mike Brown is the owner that Cincy doesn't deserve, not the one it needs..."

by palewook on Dec 3, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 12:05 AM CST up reply actions