The Carolina Newtons laugh, in cradles of wrought gold,
Houston claps their hands together, and half close their eyes,
For they will ride to the playoffs when the season flies,
With no Amobi Okoye, and a run defense fallen cold:
I bite my nails and press the Andre Johnson bobblehead to my breast,
And hear the shallow mediots calling for my child and me.
Desolate winds that cry over anyone not named Drew Brees;
Desolate winds that hover in the flaming AFC West;
Desolate winds that make sure not to criticize Tim Tebow after his defeat
The doors of a first-round disappointment blow open; with many a whimpering ghost;
As the boos come raining down from the unappeasable host
-- W.B. Yates.
Well, that suck-diddly-ucked. The short turn around leaves the Texans looking to pick up the pieces in Indianapolis as they attempt to keep pace in the race for a first-round bye.
Join myself, Tim, and MDC. We will break down all the fallout from the last few days. Featured segments will include "Let's never praise Shaun Cody again" and "Did this game upgrade Wade Phillips' statue from bronze to gold?"
If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:
Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, where some idiots foolishly picked the Panthers to get slaughtered.
P.S.: This show will probably have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences.