Texans vs. Colts Second Quarter Open Thread.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:13 PM CST
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Well that was a nice way to end the quarter, a nice long run by one Arian Foster. Dude can play a bit of football as I understand it. Let's see if he can lead the Texans to their first win in Indianapolis, shall we? Continue the conversation here.
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11th win!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I think 2 olinemen
are in our draft future, after WR and NT
Because Freeny and Mathis suck.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Its not just those 2 blowing things up
And if Im not mistaken the Colts didnt get a sack against us in week one.
O line play
is a horror show thus far. Can’t believe I’m wishing Brisel was healthy but damn.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 8:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Everyone drinks when they show peyton on sideline.....
by AngryDre on Dec 22, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
gonna be a long night
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Make sure someone is ready to call 911.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
I'd suggest a drinking game for every time Manning is on TV.
But I think the lot of us would die of alcohol poisoning within minutes.
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Shaun Cody was getting held.
Why?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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Keep the effort up
don’t let the Colts get any momentum
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions
Dear God, they got in a Favre reference, drink twice!
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Paul Kuharsky
Little, if any, Kareem Jackson so far tonight. #texans
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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J.J. Watt
was SCREWED, roughing the passer my foot :( I do appreciate him doing the Mile High Salute though! Everyone wants to be a Bronco!
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:19 PM CST reply actions
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Every damn time Watt sacks him it’s roughing the passer?!!? Fuck you you fucking idiot fuck, dumb fuck ref!
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Watt shouldve just punched him in the face and take the one game suspension
Someone needs to punish these refs for making these kinds of bogus calls
what a BS call
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 8:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 8:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Playoff time for the refs too.
Hope the officiating gets better.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
well they are choking again
this is getting close to nba level bad
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Go on, Caldwell, challenge, I dare you.
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Well, at least the bullshit RTP call didn't cost any points.
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Yeah
/smh
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I am a polyglot
but I do not understand the language Jerome Boger speaks smh
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
All. Year. Long.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
That's 15 games now.
29 if you want to count the Saints.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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keeps ratings up
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by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
im an eagles fan and i have to say thats one of the worst calls i have ever seen, there was nothing illegal about that at all. really bad call
Either these refs are some royally dumb fucks or Watt just makes it look more painful than it is.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
pretty sure its as painful as it looks
still legal though
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by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Oh without question.
Refs are just some dumb fucks.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Does he have money on the game or something?
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Damn refs must be on Five-Heaqe's payroll
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST via Android app reply actions
i like this spelling.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
*Five-Heads*
Stupid autocorrect.
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Schaub's Headset > Peyton's earbuds
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 8:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Peyton is listening to Smooth Jazz.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
So I guess we're playing against the colts and the refs
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 8:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I see what kind of game this is going to be!!! lmao!!!
It doesn’t matter refs!!! you can’t stop us!!!! its been like this all year!!! fuck you refs!!!!
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Dec 22, 2011 8:24 PM CST reply actions
I really want to punch that jackass in the 1800 tequila commercials
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
I think the next set of offenseive plays should feature
insert player name here runs really hard into refs
Is anyone going to run a pattern longer than 3 yards?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Fuck.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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I love watching guys on a team with one win celebrate plays like they won the superbowl. It's funny.
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hard to run laterally on the Colts...
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:26 PM CST reply actions
Wow. The fucking field position is a problem.
Turk can’t flip it.
And he did.
QUICK! EVERYONE START MAKING NEGATIVE PREDICTIONS!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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the refs sure can
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by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not liking how this is going so far.
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So whats the point of doing anything but running 3 plays then punting in this game?
Refs will stop us no matter what we try to do
the good news is the Texans have the lead
but the bad news is you never want to let a moribund team stick around
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:27 PM CST reply actions
Sure, if you can guarantee it.
Trying to win by scoring might be more useful.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
W's a W
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Have you seen that D?
Have you seen their O? They could win 10-3.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Does our Defense have that kind of stamina?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Cant risk it from the endzone
they need to break out past the 15 before they can open up with passing
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by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
but I do think that we could break it through with a gut run if they pin us agian
since we have run so many stretch plays.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
I think a shot or two is needed to loosen the Colts up
but the problem is the field position……can’t turnover in the 20. Kubiak’s notorious for being conservative there.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And there's a flag...
Intent for illegal hit on a defenseless receiver, on the kicking team. Ball will be placed at the one yard line.
/not really
//wouldn’t be surprised if it happened though
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LOL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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The Colts have 38 net yards of offense
or 1.6 per snap
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:29 PM CST reply actions
Wex cracks me up
@awexler you guys catching this 30for30 on Peyton tonight? It’s on nflnetwork. #NFL
Nice.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Thursday games
I can never fucking focus during these
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 8:30 PM CST reply actions
of course
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Another gift call for the Colts
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:31 PM CST reply actions
gift, wrap up, #rimshot
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Bull-fucking-shit.
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how about drink everytime the refs give the colts a first down
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
We'll be dead in an hour.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
drink
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Take another
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions
Looked like a good call to me...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
OMG WTF!?!?
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Seriously, they have money on this game.
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The ball bounced on the damn ground before he hit him.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
this is like the Lions/Raiders game
on Oakland’s first touchdown, the good news is the Lions won that game
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:33 PM CST reply actions
colts o- 57 yards refs calls -62 yards
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
I wish Yates would do what
adam sandler did in the longest yard & drill one of the refs square in the balls with the football, fuck the zebras
Watt. Getting no love from the refs
Just how should he tackle a qb? Maybe a slight tug on his shirt.
by I should be coach on Dec 22, 2011 8:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Bout damn time we got a defensive play that didn't result in a flurry of yellow.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
great read by Brooks Reed
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:34 PM CST reply actions
Brooks Reed
Illegal use of being a Texan. Automatic TD Colts
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 8:35 PM CST reply actions
Ah, I'm sure it was just incidental contact.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Pass interference on Brooks Reed
Interfering by touching the ball before the Colts could catch it
Well
it may not be pretty but that was a playoff-caliber effort, sometimes your opponent will drive within the red zone, whether via penalty or horrendous execution on your part, but bend don’t break really works!
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions
Houston Texans
Colts have 64 yards of offense. #Texans have 62 penalty yards.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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LMAO at the commentators
You can see him on the sidelines like " Eeewwwwww, I almost scored a touchdown and tied the game " …… These guys are a couple clowns.
by b4theproffit on Dec 22, 2011 8:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And another flag.
Illegal knee to the ground, on the receiving team, ruling on the field is a safety.
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Illegal formation, 11 men on the field, Texans, penalty touchdown awarded to Indianapolis.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
BLEEEEP!!!
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Colts dont care
they can play reckless and just get a flag if we do something decent
man I'm really missing schaub and Andre
by LordGav1n on Dec 22, 2011 8:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Who are these announcers? They're dire.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Brad Nessler and Mike Mayock.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Who let them do this? Was it like American Idol?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
They got rid of Matt Millen and Joe Theismann
My guess is they drew straws.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that would be worse
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Its REALLY ugly
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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 22, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Come on Texans
you’ve got to make that play
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions
Hate to say it but we have major problems in the passing game.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 8:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fuck this dude. For real.
RT @McClain_on_NFL: Now Texans defense stinks. Joseph and Manning called for penalties that gave Colts first downs.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Aw don't blame him. He's not actually watching the game, that's just what he heard in the buffet line.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Someone tell that fat fuck
The problem lies in our anemic offense
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 8:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I hate to finally admit it...
But we’re going nowhere in the playoffs. Sigh.
is it just me
Or is our Offense being totally predictable.
by Texan5513 on Dec 22, 2011 8:41 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
^ this
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by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
I suggest players running more than 2 yards past the line of scrimmage before they catch a pass.
It’s allowed under the rules.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
2 yards
Kubes was told before the game that all plays with a receiver running past 5 yards were going to get automagically called fouls.
And Keith-- darn it, change your name! It's not scary, and I'm embarassed to say it. Boris, Try that. Keith, you know, OH, watch out for KEITH!
by Chris Rosenberger on Dec 22, 2011 8:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
one outcome of a downfield pass is PI...
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Indy D
isn’t falling for the play-action. offense needs to get it in gear or i’m going to break something
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 8:42 PM CST reply actions
just not your Broncos fan visitor, please :)
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
don't say that!
Jinxing is becoming an epidemic this game.
by LordGav1n on Dec 22, 2011 8:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This offense
isn’t going to win a playoff game against a team with a scoring offense. All this predictable short dumpoffs and horrible blocking by Caldwell and Winston aren’t going to cut it. I feel bad for the defense because they are playing so well.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
As per Pancakes
The Texans offense is an embarrassment. Terrible call by Gary Kubiak. Third-and-1. No Foster. Yates pass to Dreessen for no gain.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 8:43 PM CST reply actions
If it had worked
It woulda been a great call
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 8:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Holy crap, a call on them?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Dear Gary Kubiak,
No more bootlegs. Please. Don’t make me stage an intervention.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Wait...a flag...against the Colts?!
That’s ALLOWED?!
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Listening to Smooth Jazz.
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shoot
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:45 PM CST reply actions
I never saw Orlovsky throw a pass half that well in Houston.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Of fucking course it's complete.
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they keep converting
on 3rd down, and we havent converted a single one
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 8:45 PM CST reply actions
WHERE WAS THE FUCKING HOLD!?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
im surprised...
we didnt get a foul for allowing the colts to get a flag before us…
ORV Fail...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
What's going on here?
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:47 PM CST reply actions
Joseph beaten
by Dan Fuckin Orlovsky
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 8:47 PM CST reply actions
why the shit
is DanO embarrassing this supposed #2 defense?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Kubiak better tear the team a new one during halftime.
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I have to agree
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
God our D
Doesn’t look impressive at all anymore.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 8:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We're making Orlovsky look like Fivehead
WTF?
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 8:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Maybe Wade calling the D makes a difference?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Why in fuck
Are we in man to man in the two minute drill
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 8:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
According to the commentators
Peyton Manning must be the only player on the field right now
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Are we making Don O comfortable
but rolling out the red carpet from last year that he knows?
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Dec 22, 2011 8:48 PM CST reply actions
They would be at this point.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
possesion: 11:40 texans 17:54 colts
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
I could be out looking at Christmas lights right now.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
draw play?
REALLY defense?
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 8:48 PM CST reply actions
Yeah....
This team is not going to win even one playoff game
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 8:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow Garcon turned around immediately to his bestie, the ref.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
And no flag.
I’m kinda surprised.
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Well
nice job defense in holding Indy to a FG attempt
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions
Now if the offense would just show signs of life again.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Stay down, Orlovsky.
If you know what’s good for you.
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
no rough the passer there?
I’m shocked!
by LordGav1n on Dec 22, 2011 8:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
There IS a god!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
he missed??
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 8:52 PM CST reply actions
convenienced
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
They weren't playing like dogshit until the sorry assed refs pinned them back to the 5
i three consecutive possessions
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
The sound on the field in this game is kind of amazing.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
It's like everyone's mic'd.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Maybe Tebus had sympathy
and made that ball miss
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
why
Yates doesn’t play right guard or cornerback.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Things could be worse
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 8:53 PM CST reply actions
GAH
A napa commerical after a horrible half of football. God officially hates us.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Did the Texans forget there are two halves?
This is three weeks in a row of shitty first half football
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 8:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Seriously. Whoever came up with these Napa ads must be brutally murdered in public to serve as a warning to others.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 8:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'd prefer something more hateful and embarrasing.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
O-line ineptitude
And bizarre play calling is what appears to have killed the offense tonight. I would like to see some more decisive runs than all these slow developing outside runs that play right into the strength of the Colts.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 8:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Is the NY vs NY considered a "meteor" game?
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nah
Hopefully the Giants can keep the cowboys out of the playoffs..
by CaptainCool on Dec 22, 2011 8:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Actually I kinda want to see a 8-8 team win the NFC LEast
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I don't have a problem
with the Giants. Beating the Pats in the super bowl made me incredibly happy so I can’t truly hate them. Their extraordinary inconsistency is pretty maddening though. Meteor that takes out the Jets though? I’m all for that.
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by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm just tired of all this media hype from the Northeast-centric media
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Northeast media sucks
I hate the Patriots, I hate the Celtics, I hate the BoSox, I hate the Bruins
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
:)
trollface.jpg
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
You have a pretty trollface.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
flagged. :p
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
lol
It’s true. YOU CAN’T DENY IT!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
zomg...
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry.
I know you don’t like that.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Always
And in all sports.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
is he going to talk to the offense?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
This Texans team will not win any playoff games
if its offense can’t find a down-field passing game.
Koob better start doing some of that offensive genius shit real soon.
having a deep threat that can catch should help
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Dec 22, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Why can't the Texans ever play more than one half?
At the beginning of the season they sucked in the 2nd half, now their terrible in the 1st half. They need to at least make up their mind about which half their going to play like shit in.
The texans, titans, and jags all signed a pact to let the colts win the last three games
that way they don’t get Luck
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Third quarter thread here.
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/12/22/2656612/third-quarter-open-thread-texans-vs-colts
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