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Third Quarter Open Thread: Texans vs. Colts

So to recap the first half:

Today is apparently secret Santa day at Lucas Oil Stadium. The referees had the Colts this year and their present is roughly 60 penalty yards against your Houston Texans. The offense resembles the cast of "The Walking Dead," and I am running out of clever things to say.

This may call for beer; lots and lots of beer.

Third quarter comments begin here, y'all.

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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Just give it to Arian Foster.

Repeatedly.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

new life into the offense in the 2nd half

i like it. Kubes is letting the kid throw.

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Tate, get back on the sideline.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed

Boy is sucking it up.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Tate

running like shit today.

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Okay Tate

Do not turn into Steve Slayton

by Silentjay on Dec 22, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

no one can turn into Steve Slaton

you’d have to fumble on every other possession.

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

SC_DougFarrar
Duane Brown is a grown-ass man.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Tate is sucking

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

Son of a bitch!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

yay points

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

YOU LOVE BACKING OFF

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Pay. The. Man.
Houston Texans
Foster has played 3 times vs. Indianapolis. He’s gained 100+ yards every time.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Love me some tate but if we run every time he is on the field that makes it easy to defend.

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 22, 2011 9:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nice drive, Yates made some big-time throws

but primarily Foster was the impetus of success as he has always been

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Dear Rick Smith,

I hope you look at this game as to why we need Foster.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

I have to think that the karmic payback of being a jackass to Santa would be indescribably bad.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

put dan o.

In a thong and make him drop that junk to 2 live crew “doo doo brown”

Dirt dog pimp

by jahunter221 on Dec 22, 2011 9:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

NO FLAG!!?!??

HOLY SHIT!!!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Right?!

Kareem mugged his ass.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously....

Kareem gets away with PI? REALLY?!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

kareem... a good corner

ha they announcer said wayne covered by a good corner, kareem jackson drafted in the first round

long time reader, first time poster. GO TEXANS

by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

noob rec

Welcome, sir

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by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome!

New guy rec!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

much-maligned Kareem Jackson

with the play

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem with the stop...and no flag?!

Make your peace with god now.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

I think it was forgiveness for the NAPA ad.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

We don't get payback calls.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

JJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

J.J. Watt

This guy……gotta love him.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Killa Watt

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

HE’S A DIRTY PLAYER WITH ALL THESE HELMET TO HELMET HITS

by Biggity B on Dec 22, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice stick!

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Now that's what I like to see!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

This

"It was like the Alamo!"

by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You remember the hew and cry throughout BRB when they announced the pick at draft day?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is why they are in the draft room, and we are on the message board.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or has this team been committing too many penalties since TJ started?

by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 9:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Arian <3

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

Hey guys.

This Foster dude is pretty good.

by jwtheman on Dec 22, 2011 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

Foster is not allowed to leave the field for the rest of the game.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

HE'S A BUM!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster is getting it done!

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

Winston

is getting fuckin raped

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

When shit rains it pours, I guess.

Thanks for fucking nothing Winston.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not impressed with him this year.

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by Xiane on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

almost disastrous

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

SHIT

Horrible play.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

Another fumble?

Yeesh, this guy sucks

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

This is starting to worry me.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

Foster's fumbilitis

is starting to perturb me…

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

VEGA LIED TO US

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

statistically this fumble means nothing

According to his p-curve or g-spot or something..

by _empty on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He didn't fumble...

he was trying to push the ball forward for the first down is all

by Skyywalker on Dec 22, 2011 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

am I the only one not suprised by foster recent fumbles

he always carries it with one hand even while bein tackled

by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Is delhomme or garcia 2nd?

Maybe one of them should come in for a series.

by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

No.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to pretend I didn't see this.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if Winston is having a hard time adjusting to Yates

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

That defensive line kicking ass.

Watt and Jamison.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

JJ had such great penetration on that play.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Against 2 blockers!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

these fucking slants

are killing us

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Whoa

it’s almost as if Garcon wants a date with Johnathan Joseph on that grab

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

most obvious offensive PI I’ve ever seen!!!

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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

c'mon man!!

the ref was standing 10 feet from that!

by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

wow these refs are FUCKING HORRENDOUS

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

ill kill em!!!!!

I’ll kill em where they stand!!!!

Dirt dog pimp

by jahunter221 on Dec 22, 2011 9:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

At least the announcers are putting it out there for everyone to see.

this will come back to the officiating.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem is victimized again

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

what?

happend to our offense?

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-Don Shula

by zegion on Dec 22, 2011 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub got injured?

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by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 9:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This

is the same ref that high fived wonderlic years back!

"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."

by AFTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

Ri_freakin-diculous

McNair better lodge a complaint with Goodell. This is ludicrous.

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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Mccain against Wayne and he won?

wot?

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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

The defense only surrenders field goals

that’s a winning formula

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

Scumbagkowski

screw the Faiders, we Broncos fans hate them the worst

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

wade

"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
-Don Shula

by zegion on Dec 22, 2011 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK THESE REFS man...

Seriously.

Comon YAtes Step the fuck up!!!

by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

I knew I should have started Vinaterri

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

missing

We are missing number 80 the most, his ability to stretch the field.

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-Don Shula

by zegion on Dec 22, 2011 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

this level of play is not going to help us in the playoffs.

Should be good enough to beat the colts but looking like one and done if we play like we have the last two weeks.

They need to turn Yates loose and let the kid throw the rock some so that he gets the experience.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 9:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

The play calling has been so bland all game long, that really shocked the shit out if them

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Who hates it when they are equated?

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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Me

They’re not the same.

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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

End around.

I…like it?

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Wow two plays that weren't totally expected.

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by Xiane on Dec 22, 2011 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

My sleeping at night will be better.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we have any runs that hit a bit quicker?

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by Xiane on Dec 22, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously,
@bravecity: @awexler I feel like the Texans are using super techmo bowl playbook…all 8 plays

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

Hey

I won the Superbowl many times with that playbook

by Silentjay on Dec 22, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

that didn't work so well

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With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!

by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

oh my fucking shit

the o-line are playing like bitches today

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-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

They play well in primetime at home

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

at least it's not on a network station

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Checkdown.

I’m so sick of checkdowns.

by FreedomRide on Dec 22, 2011 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

To be fair

Everything downfield was covered.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

ya, that was a good checkdown

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Do they not know how to game plan against a cover 2 zone?

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

I mean, there's always someone open under a zone defense.

ALWAYS.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yates doesn't look like a pocket QB...yet.

I think Kubes is trying to turn him into one rather than play to his strength.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Does Turk realize

you are allowed to drop the punt inside the 10

by adub6061 on Dec 22, 2011 9:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

God, what a piece of shit game.

Way to go into the playoffs with momentum.

The only thing I can think of is Kubiak doesnt want a lot of tape on Yates and thats why he’s not letting him loose.

And Christ, EVRYONE knows we’re gonna run on it on 1st down. Everytime.

by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

OH. MY. GOD.

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

all the time in the world and wide open receivers

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Reed was held

/sigh

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

For the 80th play?

Or the 75th play?

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oops

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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

For all those asking

Why we don’t get prime time games… You’re looking at it

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Well fantastic.

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by Xiane on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

Fourth quarter thread

http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/12/22/2656713/fourth-quarter-thursday-night-football-open-thread-texans-vs-colts

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

oh good, 2010's secondary is back.

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by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

both

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 9:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

the refs are stepping up.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if they review the first half tape...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 22, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow we are letting Orlousy look good

Shit

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

For all those asking

Why we don’t get prime time games… You’re looking at it

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Caldwell

Caldwell is playing like shot…he’s being thrown around like a ragdoll!!

by fbstar2003 on Dec 22, 2011 9:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

wth

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

Do we know how to tackle?

Doesnt look like it

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by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 9:49 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Reggie Herring

Is no Wade

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 9:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Our D has got to be exhausted

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by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

The offense should be fresh...

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 22, 2011 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

0-8...3rd down wizard?

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 22, 2011 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

..didn't think that was allowwed...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK THE REFS

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by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

GG Refs

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by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Anyone want to defend Kj now?

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by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

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