Fourth Quarter Thursday Night Football Open Thread: Texans vs. Colts
by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:47 PM CST
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PrintI can't begin to tell you how great it is knowing we're going to the playoffs. But the Texans can't afford to play "offense" like this and hope for anything more than a quick exit in the first round.
Get your crap together, offense!
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TACKLING
LEARN HOW TO DO IT
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 9:48 PM CST reply actions
Embarrassing
for a second straight game. Now I just want the season to be over.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 9:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Orlovsky looks really good.
This is awful.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
OMFG
We are playing like dogcrap!!!
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
More missed tackles
Fuck this game.
/trying to remember that Colts may lose out on Luck.
//trying to remember this is what happaned to the Cardinals before they went to the Super Bowl.
"Lord, beer me strength."
we really
deserve to lose this game.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
oh man
can’t watch can’t watch can’t watch
/drinks
There is.
We’re playing not to wind up with the fourth seed.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
I hate this game.
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I hate everything.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Kubiak will
wait till we are behind to open up the offense and by then it will be too late
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That hold is a gift
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:51 PM CST reply actions
My god, a call against the Colts!
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by sebastian_8_8 on Dec 22, 2011 9:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Caldwell
Caldwell is about as useless as can be at guard!!
by fbstar2003 on Dec 22, 2011 9:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
let's hope
colts want luck more than this game. we’re going to get our ass kicked in the playoffs if this continues.
another stand
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:52 PM CST reply actions
I'm surprised they didn't just give it to them.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Hard to do shit when he's getting held all game.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
They won't stop holding.
Because they will only get called on it once every 60 plays.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
13-12, gotta be able to drain most of the clock
any points at all is dandy
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 9:53 PM CST reply actions
keep it up defense
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:53 PM CST reply actions
Of our D keeps this up
then a 2 minute drive to a game winning FG is assured.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well then
hit Kevin Walter on a go route to create some semblance of distance
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
if it wasn't for the Colts fumble
we would be down 12-6.
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 9:54 PM CST reply actions
One more time Foster
Our 1 bright spot needs to lead us home
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 22, 2011 9:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yup
we don’t deserve to win this game. the offensive play calling has been terrible
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
FG please!!
Its a shame I gotta resort to thatt.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 9:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yeah, I was worried about Yates not passing, but now it's time to hunker down
with a clock chewing, largely running drive
They don't back U-Hauls at Colts games, idiot announcer.
It’s Mayflower trucks. Get it right.
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Cushing isn't bleeding
No wonder we’re playing so bad!
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 9:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Nice to see Kubiak
has retained some semblance of the original Shanahan playbook!
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:58 PM CST reply actions
Only been Able to check out a couple times
Before my phone died. Now looking from my wife’s phone. So please, tell me. What the FUCK happened????
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by RaY210 on Dec 22, 2011 9:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
hit on a defenseless receiver- Bethea on Walter
15 yards
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by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No I'm taking more in general...
As in where’s the damn beat down they were supposed to impose?
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by RaY210 on Dec 22, 2011 10:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Bethea says Merry Christmas Texans
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 9:59 PM CST reply actions
this
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh grow up Indy, you cheered the BS RTP calls.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Quit booing indy
Your getting Andrew freaking luck next year!!!
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Beat me to it.
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
wow
another call against the colts. refs must of found their glasses
Oh come on Bethea, celebrate Foster jamming you into the turf.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
another huge 3rd down
let’s see some imagination
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:03 PM CST reply actions
Yates run it this time.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
if you find my bones in the pacific ocean, you know who dun it
Seriously though, i have better things to do. I think.
Just got back from BRBapoolaza
Thanks to Tim for organizing it and 360 Sports Lounge for allowing us to have it there.
Now, a big FUCK YOU to these shitty refs. I didn’t think any game could surpass the Pittsburgh game in referee sucktitude.
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
That was lucky, but the Texans will take it
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions
Andrew Lucky Shit
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
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Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions
WOW
Awesome!!!
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 10:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Just like they drew it up
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Peyton didn't like that.
Do over.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
JACOBY!
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 22, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
the bettter team lost today
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by jahunter221 on Dec 22, 2011 10:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lol
I felt bad when I saw Peyton on his knees
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 10:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
every now and then
you have stinker games, the important thing is winning
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:06 PM CST reply actions
Explanation of what just happened?
All I have is play by play
Check out The Dream Shake.
by Patrick Harrel on Dec 22, 2011 10:06 PM CST reply actions
So the receiver with the worst hands on the team catches the flukiest catch in franchise history?
Only the Texans.
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so statistically it looks like we're having a great game
Foster is 20-150-1TD
Yates is 12-14 and averaging over 10 yards a completion.
So the question is, is this the result of terrible predictable play calling??
by _empty on Dec 22, 2011 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I have seen no more than 6 plays today
Stretch, sweep, same boot play, same shotgun pass, HB screen, end around
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 10:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No take the FG.
Let your D win the game for you
If they go for it and don't get it
The D still gets to defend a long field.
"Lord, beer me strength."
After the last drive the Colts went on, I'd rather make it a longer field.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Take the points!
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 10:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I'll bet you one fictional Internet monies he does
by _empty on Dec 22, 2011 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no jinks
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I like going for it
here, kicking a field goal gives Indy the ball in potentially propitious field position. If the Texans don’t make it, the Colts have a long field
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:09 PM CST reply actions
but all they need is a fg to win
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Dec 22, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
that is true
but even if Houston had gone for it, I think Reed or Barwin would have made a clutch play
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I think we gotta take the FG
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I go for it
You get it and seal the deal or the D gets to defend 85+ yards.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Its not 85 yards when
the other team only needs a FG to win.
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
Seems like we’ve had a total of five different plays called all game…with the exception of the end around!!!
by fbstar2003 on Dec 22, 2011 10:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
gut wrenching
watching the Texans play conservative gives me knots in my stomach. we’re going to need the killer instinct mentality against Pittsburgh and New England.
by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 10:11 PM CST reply actions
only in my dreams
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by thebluffrat on Dec 22, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
fuck the bye we don't need it this team needs to play as soon as possible
they never been in the playoffs so lets just go right to it
playing like this
they will be one & done. No killer instinct in this team
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Well I'm glad we're not showing our playbook to potential playoff opponents.
The Tecmo bowl approach is best.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
'greed,
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It's as unpleasant as a lead can be.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
go get it defense!
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:13 PM CST reply actions
Not liking this
Herring hasn’t been so hot
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 10:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
the injury report all week was scary
I wonder if we are seeing it tonight.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 22, 2011 10:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
so how would you rate TJ Yates?
I think he’s been above average, just bad play calling.
by _empty on Dec 22, 2011 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
14 pass attempts......
Real conservative play calling
most of them play action
Why not try a couple of slants or quick routes?
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Orlovsky is making some good throws
what the heck?
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:14 PM CST reply actions
kubiak did like him.
he just never clicked here.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 22, 2011 10:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hey, I didn't know Peyton Manning was at this game!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
I think it is kind of obvious we're playing a conservative game
Lance Z said Kubiak probably thinks the Colts need turnovers to win, so he is calling a conservative game.
Contrast that with the Atlanta game and the Cincinatti game. Seems to make sense.
Haven't seen any of the game...
But the D’s stepped up before. They gotta do it once more tonight!
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by RaY210 on Dec 22, 2011 10:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Watt with the rejection, again.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Bad Kareem
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions
Think that's it folks
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow shit
defense really letting us down. That’s why I wanted Kubes to go for it there
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions
FUCK YOU KAREEM
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
that's a bad penalty
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions
Kidding me
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Well, we're fucked.
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IF they lose
this falls rite at the feet of poor offensive play calling. Playing to not lose, instead of playing to win
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Stfu you.silly cunt
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by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
fuck me
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 10:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions
FUCKING BULLSHIT
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:19 PM CST reply actions
That sucks
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:19 PM CST reply actions
Fuck you sideways, ref!
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Jerome Boger is a moron
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
WORST OFFICIATING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Seriously. McNair needs to raise he'll over this officiating.
by USMC_JA on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
iPad?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
::Throws playoff seeding odds into garbage::
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this is b.s.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST reply actions
Ain't that the truth?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
INTENTIONAL GROUNDING?!?!?!!
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:20 PM CST reply actions
I wonder when the refs are going to call roughing the grass on the Texans
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by 5stringJeff on Dec 22, 2011 10:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions
that's a clutch play
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:21 PM CST reply actions
Haha did you see Reed?
Before he even touched Orlo, he put his hands up and just chest bumped him to make sure he didn’t get a penalty.
God, I really hate this game.
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This is completely bullshit.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
another flag
this is inexplicable, never in all my years of watching the NFL…
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:22 PM CST reply actions
fts.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:22 PM CST reply actions
Oh fucking please.
Sure, why not?
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Real penalty
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:22 PM CST reply actions
there are 19 seconds
and two timeouts left, don’t panic
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST reply actions
I want these referees drawn and fucking quartered.
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Jerome Boger needs to die
the football gods demand a sacrifice, Aztec style
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Worst loss I can ever recall
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And I was at the Rosencopter game
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Screwed around all fuckin game.
We deserve this l.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Frankly, I wouldn't put it past Kubes to have Yates dink and dunk for 19 seconds.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Great game plan Kubes
You saved your job by making the playoffs, then went back to being a moron.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Manning should not be MVP of the Colts
That honor should belong to the referees
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how embarrassing...seriously.
Texans should be ashamed.
Yet another national embarrassment.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
this loss falls on the offensive play calling and the refs.
by Tris X P on Dec 22, 2011 10:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Been watching football a long time
Not sure I’ve EVER seen calls this bad
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 10:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Knee jerk I know
But if we don’t win a playoff game, after this embarrassing shit I would like to see Kubiak gone.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Seriously m8, I say this as nicely as possible
But please fuck off. Cheers
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by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it would have been wise to take the touchback
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 PM CST reply actions
Why not waste 5 seconds for 4 yards extra
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 PM CST reply actions
...Fuck.
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Just kneel the fucking ball dumbass
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Well if we're gonna lose, do it in style.
AIR IT THE FUCK OUT!!!!
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he does have a shoulder injury.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 22, 2011 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sorry guys
thanks for having me, good luck in the playoffs
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by the new Bradfather on Dec 22, 2011 10:27 PM CST reply actions
This has definitely ruined my fucking weeked you fucking piss poor refs!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Too bad we can't tank at this point.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Well that was an enjoyable experience.
::Turns on Soundgarden::
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If they had opened the playbook
this probably wouldnt have been a disaster. Kubes does it again. Congrats Kubes you lost to a 1-13 team.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:27 PM CST reply actions
Well, that sucked.
We made it easy for the refs to kill us.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Its too bad the game wasnt in Houston
Those refs wouldnt have made it out of the stadium alive
So we get Luck now, right?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
how many ways can we get hosed
by HabitualHoustonFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I think that was all of them.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
...errrrr...
..bent frickin over by officiating.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Meh. I'll take the bet for the lulz
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Quit fucking smiling.
Y’all just lost to a 1 n 13 team. Going nowhere in the playoffs as of right now.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 10:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
FUCK YOU. PIECE OF SHIT/
Were in the playoffs. When we get AJ back it will be a different story.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for mentioning that we aren't going anywhere in the playoffs.
It’s pretty painfully obvious that we suck right now.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, we kost to the second worst team in the NFL, we get that
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by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 22, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak
and only using 5 play out of the playbook
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
So i skipped work for this fucking shit. I've never cussed so much in my entire life
After all the work my wife did to curb my swearing.
Playoffs?!?
You wanna talk about playoffs hell we can’t even beat the damn colts….
Fire Kubiak
by KentuckyTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
THIS game had to be fixed.
Ive never seen wose officiating FUCKING ever. 100 yards on penalties alone. And IF youre gonna call our “facemasks” then call INDY’s FUCKING facemasks!!!!
I hope Indy loses out on Andrew Luck because of this. AND FUCK YOU REFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I hope all of the Kubiak COY talk dies out.
Without Wade, we’re nothing.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
I'm glad we didn't win
we didn’t deserve to win. Kubiak is a piece of shit. I support forfeiture if all of the rest of the games this season including the one playoff game.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST via Android app reply actions
To think I spent money
To buy that stupid fucking division champs hat. I’m embarrassed that this is the team I root for. We deserve to get trolled into the ground for this abominable game.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This is not polite
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
no knee jerk reaction here.
Texans and kubiak can kiss my ass
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Explain to me 2 things.....
Why wont the let TJ pass ie run the whole off. If he cant do it now then why play him up until the playoffs and not get one of the other veteran qb ready?
Also what are the Texans options about the officials…to complain .
anybody defends texans tonight....
You are cowards
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 22, 2011 10:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'll defend them, refs took this game from us.
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by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Officials suck
they f**** screwed us over in this game with multiple BS calls at the end to the game
by i hate the officials on Dec 22, 2011 10:30 PM CST reply actions
a couple were
but they some of them were just BS like the ruffing the passer one where watt was pushed into the quarterback
by i hate the officials on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Well then you really can’t complain about the officials right?
by The Licensed Pessimist on Dec 22, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
thehad multiple calls
where the only thing backing up the flag was the flag
by i hate the officials on Dec 22, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
the ones i can live with
are the quin hold and watt facemask
by i hate the officials on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Great, now the radio callers are posting in this thread...
by WhiskeyR on Dec 22, 2011 10:31 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
We suck, straight up.
I don’t care if the refs screwed us. The game shouldn’t have been close.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Offense looked shitty all night. TJ should not start vs titans. Let’s give delhomme a shot.
D was gassed, but couldn’t stop the colts on that last drive? Kind of reminds me of the jets last year.
And kareem – your chances of baking up a pass are infinitely better if you would TURN YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND LOOK FOR THE BALL!
If we play like this,we are going to get crushed by the BESF’s and in our playoff game.
Shit.
Normally I wouldn't wish for anyone to lose there jobs
but the NFL should really hand these refs pink slips
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Ah the classic McClain tweet after a bad loss
There’s no amount of criticism too harsh for the Texans’ wretched, rotten, pathetic performance in losing to the Colts 19-16. Unbelievable.
Check out The Dream Shake.
by Patrick Harrel on Dec 22, 2011 10:31 PM CST reply actions
Oh like he actually watched the game.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Then this one
Texans ain’t gettin nothin for Christmas cause they aint been nothin but bad. Sticks and switches all around.
As if he hadn’t already proved he’s a little child with that last tweet…
Check out The Dream Shake.
by Patrick Harrel on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
For once,
I agree with Pancakes.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think it was a pathetic, wretched, rotten performance at all
The team didn’t play their best tonight, but they at least seemed to bust their asses. It was a combination of bad mistakes, good timing by the Colts, and some unlucky calls.
Check out The Dream Shake.
by Patrick Harrel on Dec 22, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Like I said earlier,
the fact that the game was close is embarrassing.
The entire team did not play hard. The secondary was absolute shit, and the OLine was also garbage.
Nothing short of pathetic.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Ya, that offensive line that cleared the way for Foster to go for over 150 just sucked
Kareem had a Kareem night, Allen played fine, and Joseph was mediocre. Quin and Manning need to play better but I don’t think that was an effort issue. We’re playing a 3rd string quarterback who had about half a playbook to work with and we got beat in a heartbreaker to a team that played much better than they have all season tonight. I’m pissed off, but jumping to adjectives like pathetic and wretched is a simple overreaction.
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by Patrick Harrel on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
16 pass attempts
about 12 of them were the same PA boot. If thats half the playbook then something is wrong
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Good news is.. Rams and Vikes are now in the Luck-stakes
The farther away Luck is from the AFC South the better
"It was like the Alamo!"
Yes but.
Our Suckiness in 2011>Our Suckiness in 2010
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
REally? Wow?
I might shoot the next person I see wearing black and white
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
I'll hold him for you
take steady aim, though…
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
black and white Just shoot pancakes. Bigger target
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone saying Kubiak needs to be fired....
Needs to calm the fuck down.
THIS.
He’s running a third-string quarterback who was a fifth round pick and no AJ.
But god, I still am not in my happy place.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
So....
you agree with the offensive gameplan? Heck, he should’ve been fired LAST season.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Not really, he's being a fucking idiot...
These last three games should have been about getting into the playoffs in the best possible shape by expanding the play book for tj to give us a postseason chance. It might be the dumbest move ever what he is doing now… Imho
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
#73
I don’t know which was worse…. Eric winston or the refs. I am so disappointed in 73. Just watch the tape.
he is overrated
the guy is a serious holding penalty machine.
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are we playing so god damn conservative? Protecting Yates from what? learning what not to do in the playoffs?This by far is the stupidest play calling of the season.Why did we just play so conservative to a 1-10 team?If we lose in the play-offs fuck Kubiak man this is bullshit.And why did every time Tate got in the game we ran the ball? My little brother could’ve caught on to that.And to anyone complaining to the refs… Fuck that we shouldn’t even be in this predicament in the first place.We should be 27-3 against this team
Any KJ defenders left out there?
I hope not..,
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
lol
Am I a bad fan for not caring about the last two games since we’ve made the playoffs??
We’re playing too conservative. Most of it is probably b/c we don’t have Andre right now. Here’s hoping our last two weeks are just lazy anomalies.
I don't care either
They can make it up to me in the playoffs
by onendone on Dec 22, 2011 10:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think there might be a CHANCE.
Kubiak is playing conservatively because he doesnt want other coaches to have film on Yates. But Man, you gotta let the kid air it out. Also, no AJ and GODDAMN do we need a fuckin WR opposite AJ.. This draft . Or just get Reggie Wayne.
This loss is on Konserviak and the Paid off refs. That was absolutely God awful play calling. Heres hoping we can beat the miserable fucking Titans in oUR house.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
right on bro
about #2 receiver. Wayne would be an option, but holy crap, we gotta do SOMETHING about that. as far as Kubiak, his play calling is getting extremely redundant. He needs to mix it up and let Yates go. He’s better than we’ve seen, it’s time to let the kid loose.
Wake up.... FILM,!?!?!?!?
You think film is more important than real experience?!?!? You should join the staff…
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Im not supporting Kubiaks decision, and I dont
even know if that is his decision – for all I know hes scared to get Yates hurt or think he can put EVRYTHING on the Defense, but I was bringing it up, b/c its a possibilty.
In Kubiaks mind, since were already in the playoffs – MAYBE hes waiting to unleash the full power of Yates then.
I think we can agree Yates played MUCH better against a much better Defense in Cincy – and we clinched. After that, maybe Kubes pulls it back and waits to stun the opponent in the playoffs when it really matters.
Though, I agree you gotta have momentum going into the playoffs. We had better beat the BESF’s in our house next week.
Shitty, shitty,shhhhhhhiiiiitty game.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
You know after tonight I think I'll be alright
We’re going to the playoffs, most likely as the 3rd seed, so we’ll be playing a weaker wildcard team like the Jets or the Bengals
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by thebluffrat on Dec 22, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
If Yates was so hurt he couldn't be a passing threat to even the smallest degree
He should have sat the game out.
That’s on Kubiak
haven't been this mad after a game in a long time
Give the refs the game ball.
by Texan5513 on Dec 22, 2011 10:34 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
The refs were terrible in this game but seriously, this game should not have been down to the wire.
We played really conservative and Kareem Jackson sucks…. He didn’t fucking turn around to locate the ball, a technique he seems to always had a problem with….
Is there a guy on the practice squad that can take his place? Anyone?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Shit, throw Brandon Harris into the fire.
I’m so tired of seeing that guy in coverage.
Yes, please.
I have been ridiculed for thinking that he was a bust, but this is the worst way to be vindicated. No one wins here….
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
And what will we hear from Kubiak?
“Kareem Jackson did some good things in this game”
Can he just fucking admit that he’s a 1st round bust? I’m so tired of him defending Kareem. If he played a bad game, don’t say he played a good one. Just say nothing
GTFO all of you band-wagon SOBs posting shit on here
The Texans rock and why don’t you all go jack off in the basement while the rest of us of are watching the playoffs.
Romans 14:12
by jaws on Dec 22, 2011 10:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
whoa whoa
wacking off in the basement is very honorable.
And besides
There are no basements in Houston to wack off in
by Silentjay on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We lost to the worst team in the league.
I think I have a right to be insanely pissed at this team.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
2nd worst right now...
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
F&@@!!!!!!!
F the NFL
F the referees
Yes we played down 2nite, yes it was embarrassing, but that game was stolen!
You give me 9 chances inside the 10 and my grandmother could score
by Reddguitar on Dec 22, 2011 10:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They were shit calls
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
The 2 JJ Watt roughing the passer calls were absolute shit.
Not warranted, and GODDAMN you dont call that shit in the WsANIG seconds of a close fucking game.
Im done til next week. This is just putting me in a bad fucking mood.
Also, No Luck for Indy hopefully.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
no doubt
Watt tackled him…………………nothing more
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Not roughing the passer
Dude was pushed into his legs, legal hit.
I saw a few others that should be considered
one guy was complaining that he paid money for his South Champs hat.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
That guy should be permanently banned
Please do it, bfd, for me….
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Damn man, let me just vent a little
by Reddguitar on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not yours bud
The fool who said they were legit penalties. I agree you grandma could probably catch a flare pass or something given 9 chances…
On firing Kubiak....
I put most of the Texans success this year with Wade. They’ve kept us in the game every single week…except this one. Not all their fault though
I'm sorry but
Kubiak should still get fired.
This game and the Panthers were easy W’s, but he kept PLAYING SO FU****** conservative with Yates. I swear if I have to see a 3rd and long pass that goes only 3 yards, I’m going to cheer for the Cowboys. I’m tired of this conservative play calling. I understand we have Foster and Tate, but in the PO we’re going to need Yates to pass 30 times and actually throw farther than 10 yds. We can bullshit about the bad penalities, but when Jones got that lucky catch than we shoulda went for the f-cking TD nto the FD/take time off the game. I can’t wait when Wade gets back because I really want him to take over Kubiak. Worst play calling last two games. I don’t even care if Dre’s out, so many conservative calls that pissed me off. I ended up rooting for the COlts at the end because of the worst calls ever. Even with the streak, was never on Kubiak’s band wagon. He still sucks— Wade just made him look good.
by thechamp531 on Dec 22, 2011 10:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Great post
Shame the first five sentences are so shit. Maybe try again?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't accept your apology
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Kub should have been fired last year
His playcalling and overall game management has always sucked.
This year, he has had a badass defense to keep him from falling behind and panicking in most games, and that’s the difference.
He still sucks.
Yates has got to still be hurt. Not one even halfway long pass play was drawn up for him, and he was not even the slighttest pass threat. Kub should have pulled him if that was the case.
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Then he shouldn't have been able to throw that 50 yard bomb in the last play of the game.
It was Kubiak playing too conservative.
You may be right
But I can’t imagine him not letting Yates toss it downfield a couple of times just to keep the colts honest. He played like his arm was lame.
Maybe Kub is that bad. Trust me, I am about as run happy fan as there is, but when I want to see more pass, we got an issue. Kub sucks
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
It may be that he was hurt like you said but we've seen that Yates can throw the long ball.
With conservative play calling and when you do go for the long ball and your receivers don’t get separation, you are shit outta luck. I’m happy we are in the playoffs but we really missed out on an opportunity here to get a first week bye.
How easily people are swayed
Yeah, we played like absolute horseshit. Truth is, that’s all it takes to beat a team like Indy, and Kubes knew that. He didn’t want TJ or another star to go down for the playoffs, and let’s be honest, we weren’t gonna get any higher than the 3 seed. Yes, the playcalling was shit. Kubes deserves some for that, but we didn’t need creative playcalling to win, all we needed were 3 year olds on acid instead of those Referees. I ain’t defending Kub, but he doesn’t deserve to be fired fora game in which we had >12 penalties, about half of which were a complete joke.
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
winners
still win. I don’t care if every 2nd down play we were called for personal foul. I don’t even care if we gave them a 10 yard handicap on 1st down. Kubiak cost us that game. It is sad that Watt and Cushing played a helluva game and we had to lose like that. We really had 0 3rd down conversions— either they were short passes on 3rd and long or runs on 3rd and 3-8. It is just ridiculous now. I’m not even mentioning this game as much— but moreso last week and the bengals game. He complains— but he is the one losing this. He has been here for years and been helped by a undrafed rookie – a pro RB – and a already all-pro top receiver. HE DESERVES NO CREDIT. We should be a SB team by now, but he just has to go. I don’t even care if we win the SB— still has to go, cause it would be the players and Wade leading us, not him.
by thechamp531 on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I am tired of our crappy offense,
But most of all I am fucking fed up with the Texans not only having to play the other team but also the deepthroating cheating fuck face refs.
The shitty “fumble” by Yates, Foster and a whole slew of absolute shittastic calls.
.................
by Schlauton on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What a bunch of bull shit!!!!
worst officiating in all the years I’ve been watching football……..The Colts were gifted this game. Only good thing is they screwed themselves out of the first pick in the draft.
Jackson Apologist
What is there to say?
He needs to be gone
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
And the defense that was called allowed single coverage on Reggie Wayne....wtf!!!!!
Coach Herring you have absolutely no shot at being anything other than a position coach….. Can’t wait to Wade gets back man
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Titans fan here...
Yeah… We know how you feel. We did this last week too.
[disclaimer: this poster has no idea what the hell he's talking about.]
The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:38 PM CST reply actions
False.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
That's funny.
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
After seeing this game its hard to say that
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hey everyone look on the bright side, We at least were competing with Indy
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
It's all a ploy by the AFC South to keep the Colts from drafting Andrew Luck
Clearly
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
No, no, and no.
Though I do think you can pay a hooker to do those things.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
They'll do that in Nashville?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Our hookers > Your hookers
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
I am interested in how you know this. Lol
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
....
/awkwardsilence
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Amsterdam Hookers> Las Vegas Hookers> Rest of the Hookers
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
GTFO you Amsterdam Hooker fan!
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
ATM
almost like they pay you
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Dont be an asshole.
FOUD is a troll, but a funny one. I like the guy.
by JMFC on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I could criticize him for a few reasons
1. If Yates is playing, let him play the whole playbook. Don’t have him throw 15 passes. The guy needs the game practice. Why are you protecting him? Foster and Tate should have taken about 10 handoffs tonight.
2. One of the vet QBs needs some work. Why don’t you have him in there for a bit?
3. I need a beer.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
absolutely only reason he was aggressive against the flacs and bengals was bcus playoff were on the line
and now he does this shit ?
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
16 damn attempts and he connected on 13 of them..... I can't believe we played that conservative in the passing game.
Agreed, he’s the starting QB so we should not limit him. We became super predictable.
::an evil plan...
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I feel sorry for you guys
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST reply actions
If it means AFC South has not Andrew Luck it is a win right
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
This is actually some truth
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Enjoy the playoffs, fuck face.
Oh wait….. sorry about that.
Smoke some meth for me while you’re not in them
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
I am not enjoying your loss
MCM Logic > Real Logic
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's top secret.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
That's real creative. I never heard that one before.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
it's genius actually
but thank you texans for allowing Luck to leave Indy
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Titans DE Dave Ball on Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower" 11/27/11
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by nolesbroncos3456 on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
FUCKING PATHETIC
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
chill out people
this is NOT a Yahoo or Chron thread, quit with the over reaction. We still get a home playoff game, Andre back, and wade back.
by ketchuppants7 on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
I hope to any and all gods
that Andre and Wade are back and healthy next week.
Its the only thing that will give me peace going into the playoffs.
When it's time to party we will party hard
-Andrew WK
by Dr. GameChanger on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And some more aggressive play calling on offense!
You keep any defense on the field as long as they did last night, of course they’ll make Dan Orlovsky look like a pro bowler.
my rant
Let the kid throwwwww!!!!!!! 13 of 16 really……… also i was rootn 4 cushing 2 hit all of the refs and take the fine….. jj watt gets the game ball for all the bs….. y is jjo covering garcon and not wayne? tate it will get better….. colts i hope u dont get luck now
I bet we win twice in Indy this year!!!
by vegastexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
embarassing
this does nothing for Yates’s confidence going into the playoffs. this was the perfect game for Yates to build chemistry with the receiving core. instead we played it safe. this is not a playoff team right now. I’m ready for Johnson to come back against the BESF’s and make a statement going into the playoffs
by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 10:40 PM CST reply actions
Do we still fire Kubiak
if we win our first playoff game??
fire schaub?
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
by Carter Liles on Dec 22, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
TJ Yates is the worst NFL quarterback I have ever seen!!! I don’t think he could throw the ball more than 10 yards if he had to save his f—-ing life!!!!
trolls belong on pencils
do not feed the troll. educated football fans know the reasoning for this
by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
on the real
Watt beasted like a MANIAC today. Too bad that’s going to be in vain b/c the refs screwed him over. Oh well, take it out on Sanchez big fella.
At first I was angry enough to punch someone in the face.
But we’re still in the playoffs. It’s time for this team to truly show what they’re made of next week and in the wild card round.
What are you gonna do
Put Delhomme in? You may not like Kub, but he ain’t no methhead, TJ is the best option we have. How quickly people forget the 80 for 80 drive.
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 10:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did they get better after they benched him?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Frustrating to watch the end
Watt played incredible but we could not sack Orlovsky when it mattered the most.
Were we screwed by the refs? Maybe. But Kubiak had a chance to win the game by getting a few yards on 4th down but instead settled for a meaningless field goal.
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST reply actions
Why Johnathan Joseph wasn't on Reggie Wayne at the end, I'll never know
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM CST reply actions
ya
I didn’t understand that either. Was this “training” for Kareem?? Iono, but Allen is at least respectable. Kareem just isn’t working.
these are my thoughts
Why is Jackson one on one with anybody? Let alone Reggie Wayne
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
ask the Head Coach
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Unrelated but..
Are we twins?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
and recieve
We thought Kareem could battle him
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I love this thread
The comments here are exactly what I needed to forget this game…lots of funny shit
outrageous...yes.
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We'll win the one that counts at Lucas Oil.
The one in February
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 PM CST reply actions
Haha, yeah
With this offense… Hahaha!!!
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 10:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
All that talk if the playoffs not being enough seems tough to swallow right now
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Looks like we'll be hosting the Jets in the 1st round
if Dan Orlovsky can score on us, so can Mark Sanchez. You know the refs will be on the Jets’ side too.
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 PM CST reply actions
For all you simple-minded fuckheads blaming this on Kubiak,
let me point out that we are playing without our two best offensive players and depending on a 5th-round draft choice at QB.
This loss is totally on the most incompetent crew of zebras ever assembled to call a Texans game, and I hope Kubiak will call them out loud and clear, whatever the consequences.
by FreedomRide on Dec 22, 2011 10:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
We should be good enough to beat a 1-13 football team, period.
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Bullshit.
Not when the zebras hand them the game.
by FreedomRide on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak keeps Yates in......
…with two veteran…EXPERIENCED..QB’s on the bench….HE’S AN IDIOT!!!!
IT’S 100% HIS FAULT!!!
Fire his ass NOW!!!!!
Fire the coach of a team who just won the division?
Don’t be dumb. You just talking foolish now.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, he's a horrible play caller and game manager
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I think I'm gonna trust the guy with 2 Super Bowl rings as an OC
when it comes to Offensive play calling.
Was he horrible when we were 10 n 3?
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 10:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes. He has not changed.
The difference is two things. One, he has a good defense now, which keeps him from falling behind and panicking with his playcalling (see play by play breakdown of about 7 of the 10 losses last year), and two, someone tuned him up in the off season and taught him he has a good running game.
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Should the coach not take responsibility for a loss?
I’m sorry, but this IS on Kubiak for playing way too safe. I don’t mind playing safe, but that was way too much.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
just stop
I don’t care if we were the 0-16 Lions— that play calling WAS HORRENDOUS. I don’t care if we are without Schaub or Dre— we still have FOSTER AND TATE— they are running a full run defense— there playing zone/man coverage all game. We’re screwing with the kids confidence now. If we’re going to play conversative now, rather just forfeit our game in the PO. Dumbest coach ever. I don’t care how bad the play calling was either. We had the same amount of chances to end the game as they did— except WE DIDN’T DO SHIT BUT GO FOR FGs LIKE ALL SEASON. WADE has done EVERYTHING in making us a PO team— Kubiak has done NOTHING.
by thechamp531 on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
edit
“I don’t care how bad the ref calling was either”
by thechamp531 on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak and refs.
I really wish Kubiak had walked up tithe refs flipped them off and just gone off in their collective faces. Just yelling every obscenity in the world in every language. I know that’s what I would have done, and because Kubes didn’t do that he needs to be fired.
/sarcasm (on phone/still have no idea how to do sarcasm font)
.................
by Schlauton on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If Kubes doesn't call them out... then he's a pussy punk bitch...
I’m just saying you gotta stand up for your players
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
McNair will probably be taking care of that
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Completely Agree about the Refs, Buuuut...
Kub did everything he could to play this game as safe as possible. Leave it to goober like him to ruin our chances at a 1st round bye week. FIRE GARY KUBIAK! The only thing he has proven over his tenure as head coach is his ability to nut up.
by matthew.t.wilson on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
So
why was Yates allowed to throw 25 times against a better ATL team, 44 times against a better Cincy team, 30 times against a slightly better Panthers team, but 16 times (most of them the same PA play) against a 1-13 Colts team? He was still a 5th rounder then. Johnson was sitting on the sidelines then.
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by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
so its ok to lose
after you clinch? Even though there is a chance to get a 1st round bye?
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak
has a tight leash
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know, maybe because the Colts have a shitty run D, and Foster ran for 150 yards on them?
C’mon, man.
Then the Colts started to stack the line because they knew we were going to run.
You mix in some passes to keep the defense honest.
Mostly because he spent the whole first half playing from our own endzone
He could have made more attempts in the second half though.
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by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Foster had a great game but we really limited the amount of different plays. It was really predictable at some point.
Oline’s gotta play better, Dre needs to come back healthy, Wade also and please don’t put Kareem jackson on the teams best receiver…. Makes me sad to see that LOL
We will not win one more game with Yates.....he sucks ass!!
Why did we get Delhome anyway? Could he really be worse? I have never sen an NFL caliber quarterback that was so shitty throwing the ball.
Either this is
extremely over the top sarcasm. Or you must be confusing TJ Yates with Curtis Painter.
by wiseonekms on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You have clearly never seen Jake Delhomme play.
We’re talking about a guy that got fired by THE BROWNS.
Fired from the Browns or not, can he throw the ball further than 10 yards Lol?? On that last pass I thought Yates was going to blow a gasket and the ball only went about 40 yards!!
by Khamilton1971 on Dec 22, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Need I remind you?
Of a certain 50 yard bomb he threw to The Greatest in the ATL game? He’ll be fine, he’s the only option we have anyway, so deal with it. There’s a reason neither Delhomme or Garcia were employed this year.
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 11:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not in the media
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
LOUD NOISES!!!1!!ONE!!1
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
WHO PUTS KAREEM JACKSON ON THE WAYNE AT THAT MOMENT!?!?!
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
by morecowbell-lesscowboys on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST reply actions
"1st time in NFL history a 1 win team beat a 10+ win team"
by goingforthecorner on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 PM CST reply actions
"It's a season of firsts for us"
"It was like the Alamo!"
by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
The trolling and overreaction here are worse than the loss
by WhiskeyR on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I don't even care about that
the game was just plain brutal. from getting fucked by the refs with no reach around OR lube and Kubiak forcing the Konserviak moniker to stick it was just hours of suck.
Right there with you
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
No such thing as 'overreacting' when losing to a 1-13 team.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Over reaction
is deserved.
We got
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
drinking and driving
or more of drinking and crashing
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
people deserve to overreact.
We lost to a 1 n 13 team.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yup
this is getting stupid, I’m done reading BRB for a while. Comments here really dumbed down after we clinched, wonder why.
by ketchuppants7 on Dec 22, 2011 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wtf was that?
Can we put in a request for some college refs or something other than the shit ones we have now? The refs have been fucking calls all over the NFL this year! Our games hurt more of course. This sucks.
by I should be coach on Dec 22, 2011 10:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
AND
after it bounces off two defenders into the unsuspecting and lucky hands of Jacoby Jones.
Cheese and crackers thats a telling statististic
When it's time to party we will party hard
-Andrew WK
by Dr. GameChanger on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And then he does an irish jig before going a couple of yards
Could have had 5 more if he run straight up the field
by LordGav1n on Dec 22, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea, I saw that, too
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Did we go back in time to last year?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 10:47 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
looks like it
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by WreckNTexan on Dec 22, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone notice
an unusually high number of BE-SF trolls right now? I almost want to root for them to get into the playoffs, just for another 41-7 rolling. Nah, more fun to not see Bud at all in the playoffs.
This is going to be an annoying week, I might avoid BRB until game day.
I just shit in my brain
I wasn’t going to post or talk about it but christ, the entire game from 1 min into the game was trash. I said this to my bud at the bar, man…“play like trash lose like trash”. From that first minute on the offense was, putting it nicely, “terrible”. We let foster run loose and then “WE” corralled him back up inside the 40 and 30 yrd line. The defense cannot be at fault besides surprise, surprise, Kareem Jackson fucks it up….again. The defense was on the field the entire game as Kubes led the ultra-conservative game plan to a T once more. Yates completed alot of throws…5 yrds downfield. Wether that was blocking or his lack of vision and trust in his receivers we’ll never know. But guys, we deserved to lose this one, no doubt.
And we can at least take comfort in knowing that Foster has returned to his running ways, the defense can still bring it minus that piece of trash first rounder that i refuse to name anymore in this post, and that Wade Phillips should be in the running to take that head coaching position from Kubes if he one and dones us in the playoffs.
"I see domination in the Texans future, if they can only get the ship into the water. Then, all the doubters can publicly SUCK IT"
"Steven Slaton is the epitome of a 1-hit wonder. I curse him before he even touches the ball to pre-empt the bad things he is about to do before he knows he is going to do it." -Myself-
by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Dec 22, 2011 10:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I completely agree!!! This loss was completely Kubiak. Just watch the after game interview, he will have absolutely NO emotion AGAIN, and just give excuses. He needs to learn how to call a game and not be predictable....let see....run, run, 5 yard punt.
by Khamilton1971 on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Bleach bleach
and more bleach! Would have like to see Allen out there instead of senor no cover but F!#$ it we are still going to playoffs! Go Texans!
I like the name change for #25
I refuse to say the name anymore, so “senor no cover” is a good fit
"I see domination in the Texans future, if they can only get the ship into the water. Then, all the doubters can publicly SUCK IT"
"Steven Slaton is the epitome of a 1-hit wonder. I curse him before he even touches the ball to pre-empt the bad things he is about to do before he knows he is going to do it." -Myself-
by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Dec 22, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Orlovsky balled though
getting away from so many would be sacks by Reed…if we get just one of those that might change it up. Oh and fuck Kareem. that’s all I have to say
There were certainly points in the game where TJ looked to throw downfield.
But nothing was open, so he just checked it down.
oh that reminds me
ANDREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BAAAAAaAAAAAAAaAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When it's time to party we will party hard
-Andrew WK
by Dr. GameChanger on Dec 22, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
It sucks to lose to a 1-13 team
But I’ve said it since schaub went down, this team will be lucky to win even one game in the playoffs and our super bowl hopes went down the drain.
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 10:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Losing to the BE-SFs will just end it for me.
I’ll will definitely ask for bereavement leave from work
nope,
it would take a one and done to even be considered
"I see domination in the Texans future, if they can only get the ship into the water. Then, all the doubters can publicly SUCK IT"
"Steven Slaton is the epitome of a 1-hit wonder. I curse him before he even touches the ball to pre-empt the bad things he is about to do before he knows he is going to do it." -Myself-
by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I know you're a troll
But ANY talk of Kub being fired needs to stop. There’s a reason he gets paid millions to coach and you’re sitting on your ass trolling forums. For one, we needed help to get any higher than the 3 seed, and the pats and Ravens will not lose a game, that just isn’t going to happen and wasn’t going to happen anyway. Kubes isn’t going to risk another season ender for someone at the SLIM chance of getting a bye. Yeah we played conservative, yeah we played like shit, yeah the play calling wasn’t creative, but the truth is we could have done all of that and still ha the game in hand. It’s unfortunate that we did that all on a night in which we had meth smoking orangutans for refs, because of the Colts don’t get 9 plays inside the 10, we win that game and we don’t have fuckheads calling for Kubes to be fired or Delhomme (who was CUT by the fucking browns, mind you) to start. In fact, if we didn’t have a fucking LINEBACKERS coach as our DC that decided it would be a great idea to put a CB that doesn’t deserve an NFL paycheck one on one with an all time great WR, we win that game.
Yes we played like shit. But going from hailing Kub as COY to calling for him to be fired and Jake Delhomme to play do we can see what we have (he plays in practice, for fucks sake, the entire staff knows that riding TJ is our only option) is just absolutely absurd and shit of that caliber really needs to stop.
by splanket on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Ravens lost to
Tenn, Jax, & Sea. They still have to play Cincy. They’ve shown that they can lose to “lesser teams”
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
well, I didn't get to see a presser
stream was FUBAR. This the same for you guys?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
BLEEEEEEEEEACH CHUG!
At least this didn’t happen on Xmas. Another year, another Texans loss to the Colts. They have our number.
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 10:54 PM CST reply actions
Well. Best be hitting the dusty trail before the nuts fans start burning couches.
"It was like the Alamo!"
All you shit talkers
why don’t you watch the Lifetime network when the playoffs roll around. What a bunch of wankers.
Romans 14:12
by jaws on Dec 22, 2011 10:56 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I think Winston is starring in a Lifetime Movie called "Hold You in My Arms."
This refers to his holding penalties and sweet embraces.
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
On the officiating of this game...
Someone needed to pull a “Longest Yard” and lay out a linesman. From the “Roughing the Passer” call on Watt before Orlovsky EVEN THREW THE FUCKING FOOTBALL, to the 9 (REPEAT NINE!!) plays allowed to the j.v. colts inside the 10 yard line as time expired; this game was dictated by the boys in black and white.
..and I thought the NBA had bad officiating…
by matthew.t.wilson on Dec 22, 2011 10:56 PM CST reply actions
How 'bout just a $5 Starbucks gift card?
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
fuck trading him, I'd like to slowly roast him over a fire for 72 hours.
by Toolshed1 on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Well kareem is used to getting burned
So that’s just enough time to get him to medium well
by LordGav1n on Dec 22, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
This thread is just the latest installment in a pathetically long running series...
…of why Houston has the worst fans in the entire country. Fuck me, that’s more embarrassing than anything produced on the field.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
go on...
i thought you were about to say something profound…
by matthew.t.wilson on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Like FIRE KONSERVIAK!!!! He can't even win with half the team missing and a 3rd string QB!!!
You mean that profound?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
They won in Cincy
They beat ATL. But couldnt beat a 1-13 Colts team or a 4-9 Panthers team. Or are we just gonna let that slide to make our point?
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah good post. We should fire them all...
…just to make the point, y;know?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Kubiak should've been fired last year
So you’re ok with limping into the playoffs? The first playoffs this team has ever seen. They’re in the playoffs already, why not open the playbook and see what TJ has, instead of closing it. a loss is a loss, but at least you know what you got.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
We're not allowed to be upset at losing to a 1-13 team?
If you’re not upset, then something’s wrong.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Upset
Sure, be upset. But the bullshit, WE SUCK and FIRE KUBIAK and WE SUCK, etc. is just childish and suck posters should feel humiliated. I fucking love the Houston Texans and I am stoked about the playoffs. If the rest of y’all hate the Texans after a couple of losses, then fuck off.
Romans 14:12
I agree with you completely
Be upset, of course! but bottom line is we are in the payoffs REGARDLESS for the first time ever, and were the 3 seed (which we woulda prolly been anyways) and playing at home in the playoffs, hopefully with Wade back runnin the D and Dre back helpin the passing game.. people are acting like we just lost a chance at the playoffs all together.. it sucks yes, but so fucking what we are in the playoffs, the colts arent even close
by firestorm420 on Dec 22, 2011 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm stoked for the playoffs as well
It just bothers me that we play that poorly on offense two weeks out from the playoffs.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
by f22a4bandit on Dec 22, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
not as pathetic as judging millions of fans based on some thread of a few hundreds
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah except its not just BRB, it's the entire City...
…and you know it. Worst sport fans in the country, by a country mile.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Quit flaming
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Inalienable fact. Sorry if the truth doesn't fit your schema.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
right, because we are clearly dealing with objective facts here
quit trolling, you self-righteous prig
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly you have never met anyone from...
Philly
Pittsburgh
Boston
New York
Miami
Los Angeles
Tampa Bay
Jacksonville
Chicago
Durham, NC
or Dallas.
^This
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, watch it, dont confuse me with someone else.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
reality
i have to remind myself that this loss is only a byproduct of our situation. this is not the gameplan we will bring into the playoffs. we will have wade calling the plays and dre stretching the field. both presence will be felt. I’m over my hatred of Kubiak… we will see his offensive brilliance coupled with wade’s relentless blitz schemes and…and Kareem playing late in the game was only a test in which he failed. now the coaches know that he’s no good and he won’t be placed in the same situation in the playoffs. rest easy fans and continue our support! Of the teams left to snag the last wild card spot the chargers are the only team that scares me and i don’t even think they can snag that spot. i think it’s either win the division or no playoffs for them if i’m not mistaken. sleep well Texans
by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 10:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
breath of fresh air.
Good post.
by Texan5513 on Dec 22, 2011 11:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I can't believe people are freaking out this much
pathetic
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Dec 22, 2011 11:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Why are you here?
Who’s calm when you lose to a 1-10 team?
I was calm when we lost to a winless team last week...
Just sayin’. Not everyone goes OMGWTFBBQ and overrated to this sort of thing.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm frustrated we won't get homefield
but we already have a playoff spot. When we get AJ back this offense is gonna get much better.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
not call for the head coach of the afc south division winners to be fired
or to cry because espn isn’t going to suck our dicks
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I can't believe..
..someone is watching comment from irate and passionate fans on a sports blogs waiting to pounce on those that are passionate about a historically bad loss to a historically bad team and a historically shitty bunch of referees. Get off the internet and but the Houston Chronicle if you don’t want to be a part of the feed back.
by matthew.t.wilson on Dec 22, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Go check out the feedback on the chron, Einstein, then come back to us
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
i meant to say buy the paper. i guess you can write your own comments on that..
sorry for they typo.. buy not but
by matthew.t.wilson on Dec 22, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
You shouldn't be surprised. I seriously think this city doesn't deserve a team at times like this.
It’s one thing to be pissed about a bad loss, bvut the level of hysteria after each loss is beyond pathetic and proves we are no sports town,
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
If you think towns are awarded franchises based on what their fans deserve
you have a really immature concept of how business works.
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
If towns are awarded franchises based on fan merit
please explain to me how about 1/15 of all pro sports teams reside in the state of New York.
lol dude seriously your an idiot half of these comments can be sarcasm and your basing over a thread
this is a freaking blog ! Go outside and be a social life and the you’ll realize it isn’t Listeria
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
yeah great post FIRE'EM ALL!!
Well done you ;)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
come Monday
more than half the people on here won’t comment anymore. Bandwagons are easy to jump off of also.
by ketchuppants7 on Dec 22, 2011 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
especially when they are grinding to a halt
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
hell I haven't seen half these people ever comment
w/e, so many people only want to post when they can moan and whine, not when things are going well
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well im just as pissed the fuck off as everyone else but..
It doesnt really matter in the grand scheme of things. it fucking sucks to lose to the colts of all people (without manning even) but were still in the playoffs, were still gonna be the 3 seed (which we more then likely woulda been regardless) and come playoff time Wade will be running the D again, and Andre should be back to help some in the passing game… win or lose this game and even the next, winning our playoff game(s) is ALL that matters now
by firestorm420 on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
agreed
ha i think we’re on the same wavelength.
by the Yate Debate on Dec 22, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
and then what?
We loose in the first round, wade leave to be the head oath of the Jaguars, the colts draft Luck, and we’re left wondering what might have been as Kubiak and Co. come back for their 7th year of shitty football?
by matthew.t.wilson on Dec 22, 2011 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Then we get a 2nd rate DC
Fall behind in a bunch of games like last year, and Kub panicks and does his thing with the shitty playcalling.
So we’re looking at Kub being fired at the end of next season now.
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Tonight’s loss was tough to watch. There was a lot of questionable penalties called,but overall the team looked out of sync. No matter what the rest of the season or playoffs hold for us……I will never support the cowgirls ever. Texans fan for life Go Texans
by texan fan in cowboyland on Dec 22, 2011 11:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Your welcome
by texan fan in cowboyland on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
props
i’m also a texans fan in cowgirl land. Plano to be exact. where do you hail from?
by the Yate Debate on Dec 23, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Just north of Waco in a town of nothing but romo loving hippies
by texan fan in cowboyland on Dec 24, 2011 12:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
bullshit officiating aside
how is it that yates’ only pass attempt over 15 yrds was the hailmary at the end of the game? kunserviak strikes again. now, back to the bullshit officiating. did peyton make a call to the leagur or what? why didn’t they just give the colts the ball at the one and five downs to punch it in? I am not usually one to bitch about the officials, but damn. that was the single worst display of officiating I have EVER seen.
by HTown80 on Dec 22, 2011 11:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
even the illegal use of the hands,
which was legit, the ref waited till after the sack to throw the flag. that was NOT roughing the passer. since the blow to the head against wasn’t called, I see no reason why a player being pushed into the qb’s legs is deserving. the pi was garbage as well. he had his arm around him but wasn’t tugging or pulling or anything.
by HTown80 on Dec 22, 2011 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wow 700 comments
Losses are good for the page hits I guess…
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Dec 22, 2011 11:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
nah, it would only be around 400 if not for the trolls
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
Hire one that is 16-32 first
and name him Dom.
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Lol at the people wanting to be calm and shit
sorry for not being a fucking emotionless robot, we just lost to the team with the worst record in the NFL, with the whole nation laughing their ass off, but I’ll pretend like everything is fine & sing fucking christmas carols
Greta post. You're right we should not accept losing like Konserviak does!!
You’re no loser, so why can’t your team just be a little more like you? It’s not that much to ask, really.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I DRINK BEER AND WATCH FOOTBALL SO I DESERVE BETTER
AMIRITE
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
LOL exactly!!
You forgot to add the bit about the swimsuit model wife ;)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Really?
so attacking people who get mad after losing to a 1-10 team is the way to go huh?
& no I’m not a kubiak basher but this game was not a good case for him if you’re in his fan club
Doesn't mean you should overreact
Chill, wait till Dre comes back and see if its any different
by Catallac392 on Dec 22, 2011 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
As opposed to "Act like a spoilt child. Throw toys out of pram!"???
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
is my face showing? how can you know? Wow ur good
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
True. No one could ever tell your reaction by the implicitly sublime posts on your record
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
why do I care what the rest of the nation thinks again?
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Feel weird saying this but im not even pissed about this loss.
Sure I woulda liked a win but I’m not punching shit like id be doing last year. Figured we be the 3rd seed anyway and right now we just need Wade and Dre back. PLEASE!!!!!
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 11:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
i'm not pissed either
more frustrated at the refs than anything.
by HTown80 on Dec 22, 2011 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
I definitely can be pissed at Kareem Jackson....
Wow was that terrible coverage….
by Tony Ung on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This post brought to you by "Adults"
rec’d
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
well im pissed (lol) but i agree
it fuckin sucks we lost, but were still the 3 seed we prolly wouda been anyways, all that matters is winning in the playoffs, this game didnt really matter.. now we need Wade back runnin the D and Dre to be healthy for the playoffs
by firestorm420 on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
anyone else notice
that “fuck luck, win this one for me” look in peyton’s eyes?
by HTown80 on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 2 recs
more like, "I can win with Orvlosky".
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Well
I am just gonna go to sleep,
I have snowboarding in the morning, and next day.
This will help forget about the Texans for a couple days
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Don't forget to ship my "stuff"
if you want that shiny MCM point you better do it …. :)
Have fun
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
MCM's Official Knee-Jerk Reaction Game Thread Over Dramatic Poster
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
thanks
As to my shiny point, I will redeem it in the near future.
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
.. Every time you troll us, the Texans lose.
And you trolled us last week after that loss.
Maybe you should stop.
Just a thought..
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
He's the only Texans fan who's presence I can tolerate.
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
MCM's Official Knee-Jerk Reaction Game Thread Over Dramatic Poster
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
He’s not a complete douche-bag.
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
MCM's Official Knee-Jerk Reaction Game Thread Over Dramatic Poster
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
As opposed.
To trolls who play nice on this site . Then talk about this blog on another. Like you.
Stalker.
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
MCM's Official Knee-Jerk Reaction Game Thread Over Dramatic Poster
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah!
And you’re not on mcm right now. Pot meet kettle
That doesn't make any sense.
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
You're the one that visited a rivals' site after your team had a huge loss
What the hell did you expect?
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 22, 2011 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Who me?
I was banned from mcm a long time ago!
You have to be quite an annoying dick to get banned from MCM.
I rest my case.
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 23, 2011 1:43 AM CST up reply actions
And are you talking?
Troll of all trolls?
I'm the troll of all trolls now?
Awesome. Do I get a crown or something? :D
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The future is bright for this Titans squad.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 23, 2011 1:41 AM CST up reply actions
Ok whatever
But at least we were close. Now gtfo!
And everytime you shit.
The browns go to the bowl. STFU
I don't get it.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 23, 2011 1:41 AM CST up reply actions
Seahawks fan
Why didn’t Houston just go for it on 4th and 2 inside the Indy 15 knowing the Colts had no timeouts?
I’d have run the ball with Foster (maybe on a draw) and end the game right there and never allow Indy the ball back.
Kubiak blew the end of the game.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Rules of football:
Clocks stop on COP. Nice try though.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
It is risky
But the Colts are backed up even if you miss. It’s just 2 yards.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
But if you miss, the Colts only need a Field Goal
whereas if you take the FG, the Colts need a TD, which they hadn’t gotten to that point in the game (and wouldn’t have gotten on that last drive, if the Refs hadn’t insisted on gifting them one.
Well I guess it's a matter of Risk vs. Reward
The risk is missing and Indy gets the ball back at their own 15 with a shorter field. The reward is a first down and game over.
I’d have gone for it and trusted my defense.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Dec 22, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
FML
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The defense didn't give up penalty yards
The refs just gave pity flags.
BTW JJ Watt is beast. Instant Pro Bowler for me.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Dec 22, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah it's those RTP calls were garbage
The one where (I think) Watt put his helmet on Orlovsky’s chest and got flagged was BS of the highest order.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Dec 22, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Because if we don't get it an Indy field goal wins?
I would have put it on my defense too. Oh shit, does that mean I am conservative?
all the koobs haters finally coming back out to play
so funny that they think losing a couple games after a 7 game win streak means we should fire our head coach.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I've determined that it actually has nothing to do with football and is actually
more based on political persuasion.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think he should be fired but he's gotta go in with a better game plan. Worried about injuries or not, the Texans had to have realized what was at stake.
I’ll admit that I was extremely frustrated when we lost but I think I am much more calm now after seeing some crazy posts in this thread. LOL
Jacksonville
Better lose to them also dammit!
I always thought it was silly when people started comparing us to last years packers
Big difference, packers did not Lise their qb, best recover, and their best pass rusher.
by TheDream34 on Dec 22, 2011 11:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
they lost Jennings and Nelson and Finley
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."- George Orwell, 1933, on being a Texans fan.
by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:19 PM CST reply actions
Kubiak decision making disorder is screwing Yates
In the playoffs, the kid needs to be able to throw down the field, convert on 3rd down, and throw 30 times in a game. So if Kubiak thinks TJ is his man then let him have at it or put Garcia in. Either way, make a fucking decision.
santa slept with an unclean woman
by the talking walnut on Dec 22, 2011 11:20 PM CST reply actions
kubes didn't force yates to checkdown on every 3rd down
nor did he make the line decide not to block the other times they tried to go deep
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
then why not play Garcia?
This is not the way to go into the playoffs.
santa slept with an unclean woman
by the talking walnut on Dec 22, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Because Garcia is old and shitty
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by cubic on Dec 22, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
at least yates didn’t throw any picks. Delhomme woulda thrown at least like 8
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
No piks? he didn't throw any passes down field
I didn’t throw any picks tonite either. Not dissing Yates just asking how the fuck did this game help in getting Yates or the Texans ready for the playoffs? this was a cluster fuck.
santa slept with an unclean woman
by the talking walnut on Dec 22, 2011 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
He did call 12 PA plays
most of them the same play. Why not try a slant? A screen? Something other than PA pass followed by another PA pass. Also Yates needs to drop back a bit further on some of his throws. It seems as tho he only takes 2 steps, looks to throw, and ends up getting sacked.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
One thing though about the Colts that I notice is our Oline struggles against speed pass rushers.
Yates barely had time to look down the field before getting flushed out.
He decided to play it safe and not give other playoff teams anything to gameplan against.
Let’s face it, we weren’t going to get a bye anyway. Why show our opponents what cards we’re holding?
because they wont watch film of the games they actually won with Yates
You play to win the game- Coach Herm Edwards
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Yates is not ready for the playoffs
and this game put him back not forward. Thats on Kubiak.
santa slept with an unclean woman
by the talking walnut on Dec 22, 2011 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
20 to 25 attempts would probably be the best scenario.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 11:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
20 attempts and you go home in round one.
santa slept with an unclean woman
by the talking walnut on Dec 22, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
not at all.
Would mean our run game is doing what it does best. Or our d is getting murdered.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 11:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
16 attempts
and you lose to the 1-13 Colts.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, Ive calmed down, 10 things before i go
1. Watt and Foster did have amazing games
2. Watt was clearly singled out for bullshit penalties regardless of the team you cheer for
3. Ive got a hunch that Kubes is clearly not showing his cards for the playoffs
4. Wade will be back next week
5. The defense was on the field wayyyyyyyy too long today and still held pretty good minus the last drive
6. Why even punt the ball if we can throw an interception just as far if not further
7. The playoffs are bound to give us better officiating that is not biased towards one team
8. I cant wait to see how Yates does without the ropes holding him back or Winstons D-End hitting him in the face repeatadly each time he drops back
9. Briesel is due back for our first playoff game right?
and 10. The Texans are still going to the playoffs for the first time ever and are going to do so with a good defense and possibly potent offense driven by the need to deliver the finishing blow to teams many might think we have lost.
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by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Dec 22, 2011 11:21 PM CST reply actions
I have thought this #3 for a while now.
but he still needs to let Yates throw
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by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
Is it wrong
for wanting Watt to do something to actually deserve a personal foul penalty? Or at least an offseting holding call on the hands to the face.
Insert some joke about Watt being Roethlisberger’d by the refs.
by matt s on Dec 22, 2011 11:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not wrong at all.
If there gonna call a bs RTP, id rather Watt rip the qbs head off.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 22, 2011 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It'd have been worth it for JJ to go Suh on one of the zebras....
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by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 23, 2011 2:38 AM CST up reply actions
FISTICUFFS!!!!!!!!!111
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Dec 22, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Things that are not Kubiak's fault
ten billion awful calls that gave the Colts a ton of yards and multiple first downs.
The only thing to blame for the loss is the officiating. Had the game been called well, we would have won.
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Cannot blame the refs for a gameplan that results in 1 td against worst d in NFL
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by Wario Millions on Dec 22, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Be real, we are playing a 5th round rookie with key injuries to the receiving corps and the line. What do you expect? TJ played like a rookie, which he is. We rushed for over 150 yards. If the refs hadn’t hosed our defense, we would have won the game. It would have been close, but we would have won.
Also, the Colts are not the worst D by points or yardage.
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but he was unleashed against cincy and the falcs
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
he wasn't really throwing downfield after the first half when johnson went down
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caldwell sucked
not having johnson sucked, yates refused to throw downfield
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forget the calls !
we can’t control that what they can control is the gameplan and playcalling
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
More passing?
Then you would have been having a tantrum about “RUN THE FREAKING BALL STUPIDAK!!!. YOU HAVE FOSTER!” Sound familiar? Yeah, it’s alright, you don’t even have to respond 9)
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by Hugh Jarce on Dec 22, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No, don't forget the calls
we repeatedly had terrible calls against the team in key situations. Acting like that had no impact on the outcome of the game is moronic. Bad calls had a huge affect on the game, especially on the last drive.
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dude I'm over it
sure take the easy way out will ya
by RedWhitePaws on Dec 22, 2011 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
please stop with the blinders
the last drive demonstrates the effectiveness of bad officiating. Our D had them stopped twice, and bad calls put Indy right back in. From the 40 down to the 4 yrd line. And don’t give me that crap that 2 of those calls were legit. Indy had been doing that all night with no calls. selective flags do just as much damage as bad flags.
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by professortex on Dec 22, 2011 11:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
One dimensional offense didn't come into play
by SuperSerial on Dec 22, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
The one dimensional offense that rushed for a ton of yards?
The one dimensional offense with a fifth round rookie quarterback? It’s not like Schaub came out and shit the bed – this is a rookie quarterback passing the ball here.
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Everybody.
Should reserve judgement on kubes till Andre is a factor.
I really feel like our play calling
Was limited. Kubiak is holding back the playoff game plan. Let’s see what happens. Still, being winless at Indy stings.
by Texan5513 on Dec 22, 2011 11:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
My friend from chicago just called me to tell me
but for the officiating, we woulda won. This tells me the nation saw that crap.
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Could have been done with better playcalling. Oh well start no one important next game. Please!
So if they're keeping the playoff plan a secret
why not just keep all the starters on the sidelines and just start the 2nd and 3rd string since winning another game doesnt matter until the playoffs? Burn all the tape of the games the Texans won so they cant look at that. Or better yet just take a knee on every offensive possession. cant get a gameplan from that. You play to win the game.
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by fanoflosingteams on Dec 22, 2011 11:39 PM CST reply actions
I really hope we do not lay an egg vs the Titans at home next week.
I’m really need of a win….
Give dre a little work.
But lay that egg. We don’t need our weekly sacrifice for a meaningless win.
Idk, I like going into the playoffs with some momentum, maybe that's just me.
As for Dre, 1 or 2 quarters and he needs to be pulled out. No way we should play him for 3 or 4 quarters.
I hope the NFL fines those "refs"
you know its bad when even the announcers from the NFL network are questioning the motive of the refs
Kubiak Get The Offense Together!
All those 3 & outs and conservative play calling and absolutely taking no shots down the field isn’t going to cut it. The 3rd down percentage these last two games ESPECIALLY last night was down right horrendous. FIX IT!!
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