Monday Night Football: Open Thread (Falcons v. Saints)
by Tim on Dec 26, 2011 7:00 PM CST
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PrintSadly, we're not honoring returns for the game threads from last Thursday night. If you want an open thread for Monday Night Football this evening, you'll have to pay retail. Probably worth it, though...Falcons v. Saints could be a good one, and I'm sure you want to get the taste of Texans-Colts out of your mouth.
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Looks like im all alone tonight..
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by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 7:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Oh, hey, there's someone here.
I need Brees to have a good night
#noonecaresaboutmyfantasyteam
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Me too.
Like, 40 points good.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'm not quite that far behind, although my opponent has Tony Gonzales playing.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Fantasy or real life?
Cause both are possible.
/Marino’s name is coming off the record books
//Chase Daniel probably would’ve thrown for 6,000 yards if he had started this season
"Lord, beer me strength."
Both would be good.
I can’t wait for Brees to break it tonight. That moment is going to be so special.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I Need
Pierre, Julio, and L. Moore to combine for less than 50 points.
Then the consolation title will be mine!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Cute
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Only if Jeff Garcia's wife consoles you
/no bewb pics
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Bleach, I think.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
#Icareaboutyourfantasyteam
/not really
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by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 7:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But but
This is round one of the championship!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
youpeoplearesick
Good luck though!
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by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 7:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Howdy, Long Distance Bro!
I keep forgetting to tell you that we had a new addition to Houston from the U.K.
My best friend has a 2nd house on his property. In that house resides his sister, her daughter and an 8 month old child. The newest edition to England’s embassy in Houston now resides there as well – proud father of the aforementioned 8 month old little boy. He was welcomed to his new, albeit second home, only 2 weeks ago. We are very pleased to have Simon amongst us!
Also, my best friend just became the proud grandfather of twin girls on December 23rd in Alabama!
Just wanted to share some joy and some news.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Oh cool
that’s a pretty nice Christmas story to have, congrats to your friend’s sister. I’m thinking about moving to the US, and probably Houston, when I’m older, although it’s just a pipe dream as things stand, so maybe I’ll be able to add to your Brit population sometime haha
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
GO GO MATT RYAN!
I NEED A CHAMPIONSHIP! NO POINTS FOR TURNER OR WHITE!
/still wants a Falcons loss
"Lord, beer me strength."
This guy is a good man. He hits those A gaps like Jaws hits on the ladies, amiright? (group laughter)
/Gruden
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Rivers' head just exploded at that 21-3 record mention when Turner runs for 100 yards
"Lord, beer me strength."
DREW BRESS SUCKS!
BRING IN CHASSE DANILE!
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
YES!
DO IT AFTER BREES GETS HIS 8TH TD AND 400TH YARD AND THE SCORE IS 56-10
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I need Brees and Graham to combine for less than 10 points
Why, team, did you have to tank NOW?
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Queue the crazy guy with the hair in 5...4...3...2...
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
As long as Dunta is back there
no way in hell.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
I need a stream
other than first row’s virus infested colostomy bag of streams
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
I have had not problems
Is it because of the Mac?
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
I haven't had any problems yet either
and I use windows, I do have anti-virus software as well though so maybe that’s saving me
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's okay as long as you don't accidentally click on a pop-up
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
last time I used it I got 4 worms, 3 trojans, and 2 unidentified viruses
right now it won’t matter what I use.
#mysignalsucks
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Use Chrome
Turn off scripting, allow only firstrow.tv. Easy peasy.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Selectively allow scripting
Most web-based attacks are because of rogue, third-party java scripts. If you turn-off scripting and allow only what you need, you can get around the vast majority of attacks. You can also run a browser in a sandbox or virtual machine, which is handy (but not realistic for the majority of people). Quick little article:
http://www.maximumpc.com/article/features/malware_removal_guide_2011_how_get_rid_all_latest_malware
Chrome uses a sandbox for protection. It’s not perfect, but it helps.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
All web browsers suck
But Chrome currently sucks the least.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
aaight
now for a cooperating internet signal
or learn how to hack my neighbor’s router
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Poor Tim
I think the Texans will have to beat the BESFs by 72 points to put a smile back on his face.
P.S. Nobody should mention a certain cornerback #25 for the Texans or else Tim will ban us all!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
All the way to my in-laws' house on Sunday, I kept singing
o/~ We wish you’d cut Kareem Jackson, we wish you’d cut Kareem Jackson, we wish you’d cut Kareem Jackson, and we mean by next week. o/~ To the tune of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas.”
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Nice!
Now we just need a “Christmas Carols, Texans-Style” post…or is it too late?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
I had been working on one but I ran out of time to finish it before Christmas.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
The only thing I ever sang going to my in-laws
was “Doom, despair, and agony on me…”
“Deep, dark, depression, excessive misery…”
etc.A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My father-in-law got me a 40" LCD TV for Christmas.
Makes it really hard to bad-mouth him, even if I were so inclined.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
My in-laws...
So, two years, ago, they showed up 6 1/2 hours late for Christmas, finally getting to our house at 9:30pm. It was three of them, all adults, two of who don’t work. My wife and I told them it was too late and we’d see them the next day.
On Saturday, after I spent a shitload of money buying food and nearly two hours of prep time, they call saying they refuse to come to our house because their feelings were hurt because of what happened two years prior. We’d never heard a peep about it.
Fuck ’em in their earballs.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit.
I would have to agree with you there. Fuck ‘em to hell if they’re gonna be like that.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
I bet you carry a tune
better than he has ball awareness.
But, I have never heard you sing :/
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
That is very debatable.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
No its not.
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by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
GO FALCONS!!!
Nothing personal Banksy, but if the Saints lose SF is locked into the 2 seed so might not try against STL, so then the Colts could win next week and still maybe get the #1 seed.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
*#1 pick
this is still new for me.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
their 2nd string could probably beat STL
but I gotta root for anything that ups STLs chances next week.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Harbaugh probably won't rest the team
At least that’s my take on it….doesn’t seem like a rester.
"Lord, beer me strength."
would at least hold out anyone that isn't very healthy if the seed was locked up
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
OT, but you might care.
Russell S. Baxter
#Saints QB Drew Brees (272): needs 1 TD pass to tie @profootballHOF QB Joe Montana (273) for 10th place on NFL’s all-time TD pass list #NFL
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Not top 10? Well, Kerry Collins was hot on his tail on yards...it happens
/no one touches his playoff records
//Joe knows Super Bowls.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 26, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think STL could win
even if they had to against the 49ers.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
You didn't hear?
They wanted a grandmother figure to do it after Christmas.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Nothing says football like Betty White.
Or was that Lorenzo White? Billy “White Shoes” Johnson?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
D'white Howard?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Somehow, I don't think you can beat the Saints
by kicking field goals.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
What happened to the Centre NO got in free agency?
from Chicago I think… is he injured or just wasn’t the great player they thought he was going to be?
Cut him for extreme suckage
Though he might’ve retired. Olin Kreutz. He was playing terrible football.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Yeahh that's who I was thinking of, thanks
he was pretty good with the Bears though right? strange how he’d just fall off completely like that
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
He was
He was also considered a first class prick by his teammates.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Are you shocked?
He’s German
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
As am I...
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Germany's a wonderful place
I’m not sure whether I should take offence on behalf of my continental friends or not haha… and thanks for the info BFD :)
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
8to80 says you are a jerk
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Quarter German
At this point, I’m a pretty typical mutt.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
A few days ago...
I jumped on 8to80 for being the first class asshole he is. And I refuse to ban him so the entire world knows he’s a piece of crap first, bigoted asshole second, and a Texans’ fan 1034th.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
If he's that big an asshole
he needs to change his name to 8 to 88.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
As am I
Along with Scandanavian (unknown locale), English, Scottish…
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
He's Hawaiian.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 26, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know Ebeneezer Scrooge was officiating the game
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Close, Jeff Tripplete
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I thought he was calling the game Thursday.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
I thought that celebration was awesome
Solid Christmas celebration
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
TWSS?
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Agree
He gave the ball to a fan.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Reply fail
To TDC.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Yeah, Durga forbid he take a friggin' bow out on the field.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
my love for PT know no bounds
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Jeff Duncan
Sean Payton just gave Pierre Thomas the death stare on the bench after that 15-yard penalty for the choreographed TD celebration.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
DougTatum
That Pierre Thomas celebration happened in the same end zone as Joe Horn’s cell phone celebration (I think)
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
What are the odds?!!?
50/50
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
WWL-TV Sports
Pierre Thomas gave the ball to his mom according to @ndrewmarin. Lovely gesture. And worth the flag. Falcons ball @ ATL 28.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Why is his mom in the shit seats?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
She was front row in the end zone.
Shit seats is T.J. Yates’ parents in the nosebleed section in Cincinnati.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Just saying
My mom would tell me to get bent if I tried to stick in in the endzone with those idiots. “Son, youre a millionare and all I can get is this?”
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Just saying
He prolly got them end zone seats knowing he would give her a ball
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was my thought.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Thats a long run
had he scored on the other side.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
He probably would've had Brees air-mail it to her.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you Matty Ice
needs a shootout
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
This game is boring
defense winz championships
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Then the Texans should be shoo-in Super Bowl winners
/Takes another hit of Wade-aid
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Julio Jones TD = points for bfd!
#allyoupeoplecareaboutmyfantasyteamori’llbanyourasseswithextremevengeance,bitches
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
As long as Matty Ice threw it
I’m all for it!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Is fantasy season still going on?
/has no idea how he’s doing fantasy-wise
//pretty sure I was in the basement for most of my leagues
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Koy Beirman's wife....
I dig healthy women.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
who wouldn't want to marry someone named Beerman?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
I think I'd prefer
a Beerwoman.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
true
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
St Paulie girl?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Now there's a healthy Beerwoman!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Pic would be appropriate here...
no bewbs
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Sure.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
What??????
Now I know how J.J. Watt felt on Thursday…
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Now, who knows what St. Paulie is?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
And how did you find out?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
TDC
ames Varney
Correction: 1 more TD pass and Brees will be 9th all time, passing the greatest football player ever, “Super” Joe Montana.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
James, but I forgot the J
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
...I think he figured that out.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Ames sucks
#FuckState
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Lance Moore will get fined for his green and red shoes
No Fun League
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
yeah the NFL is absurd with the uniform fines
Couple weeks ago Earl Bennett got a bigger fine for wearing orange cleats twice in the same season than any of the players who were fighting in that same game got.
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
So, I’m here at the local bar tonight. There’s a group of 5, 4 guys and 1 girl, watching the game, and they’re all talking about their fantasy teams and how badass they are.
When Moore caught the last pass, they all were celebrating that it was Colston. No, Graham. Seriously, THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE PLAYERS ARE! Assholes.
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Badass =/= Knowledgeable
Any chance you can beat ’em senseless with shovels?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Calculating...
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"Kato" their asses, bfd!
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
All right, I trail by 5 points now.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions
lolwut
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Wow...can't say I saw that coming.
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Wow
Moore got all sorts of lucky, but an interesting play.
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That was quite unexpected.
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Batting a pass that was going to be inc back into play in the endzone seems like it'd get a DB chewed out, even if it works.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Glover Quinn agrees
too soon?
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BANNED
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what happened with Brees in San Diego (?) that made him come to NO?
did he just underperform, not survive a coaching change, get injured etc?
just seems weird that they’d let go a QB who is now undoubtedly in the current elite; obv they didn’t see that coming but still
Phillip Rivers happened
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BANNED
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Damn you!!
I have never been able to unsee that!
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
And now you're banned!
/not really
//lord, that picture creeps me out
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I feel eye raped
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So point to me on the picture where Phillip Rivers Mouthface touched you
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is that a bewb?
banned
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by JMFC on Dec 26, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They drafted Philip Rivers and wanted him to play.
They let Brees go so they could test out Rivers.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
+ Brees blew his shoulder up that year me thinks
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yes, Week 17 of 2005
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That too.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
oh ok, thanks, do you think he'd be the same QB if he'd stayed
and wasn’t in Payton’s system? not to diminish his quality, just wondering?
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he'd be the same QB if he'd stayed.
He certainly wouldn’t be challenging Marino’s record the way he is now had he remained in SD.
He’d still be good, but I don’t think he’d be considered an “elite” level QB as he is now.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
MDC approved
Alex Marvez
Not sure if it’s coming across this way on TV, but the Superdome is LOUD. Like Saints-Vikings NFC title game loud. #peoplegettingcrunk
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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So Atlanta had Roddy White, but recognized they needed a complimentary receiver and drafted Julio Jones?
Thats allowed????
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Hasn't really helped their team
In fact, some would argue that they’re a worse offense with Julio.
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This year...
Give him time.
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27-25 Live with it forever.
If anyone has Lance Moore.
He’s out for the rest of the night.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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Hamstring again?
He went down…oddly…
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My wife (a big Drew Brees fan) is weaving a tapestry of obscenities at the MNF crew
For making Marino’s record seem less important since it’s about to be broken.
I’m so damn proud of her I could just cry.
/maybe I can convince her to check out CSC
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I vote for BRB, first.
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She's a Saints fan. BRB might be a harder sell.
I’m hoping CSC would be the gateway blog to BRB.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
So you're saying...
CSC is a gateway drug blog?
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I am!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
That there is a good woman
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Might want to consult Banksy before trying that.
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
In all honesty, the odds of her going are virtually nil.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Don’t give that fucker another page hit.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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I missed something, didn't I?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
As did I.
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Apparently I did too.
I’ve lurked there some, it certainly doesn’t seem as lively as we do.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Besides Dave's horrible mod policy of letting trolls run around without any consequence.
That blog is all an ego trip for him. And (I didn’t think it was that big of a deal, until the Colts fans said otherwise) he used to edit my work heavily. As in, adding and taking out paragraphs he didn’t like.
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I didn't even like to fix typos on other writers stuff if I wasn't sure what they meant.
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ahhhhhh,
Hell, no wonder you’re pissed.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Daaaaaamn.
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My wife hasn't watched football since we got married
The deception….
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well there are worse things she could stop doing after the wedding.
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Oh thats just the beginning my friend
just the beginning. ((((sobs into hands))))
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Sigh
No shit that.
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Sigh...true.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Somehow, my wife got the impression I didn't like football.
May have had something to do with the fact that I lived in Houston during football season.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
SC_DougFarrar
I miss Mike Mayock and his all-22 explanations after every play. Would really come in handy with the route concepts these teams use.
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Question
Does YAC count for a QB passing yards?
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yes
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in conventional stats, yes
though some advanced stats sites do AirYards
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
YAC counts
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by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
It probably doesn’t matter, Drew Brees will break the record tonight regardless
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
No.
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Damn, Graham!
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And I lose
//sad trombone//
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And I am
#winning
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
#nobodycaresaboutyourfantasyteam
#onlymine
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#isfantasyfootballstillgoingon
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
#forthoseofusawesomeenoughtobeinthechampionships
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
No
//runs away crying
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Uh huh
#stopitwithallthisfantasyfuckingfootballcrapyouredrivingmebatshitfuckingcrazyyousonsabitchesstopitwiththisshitalready
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
#umadaboutfantasyfootballbro
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
#iamfineBlaine
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHA!
Nice job, y’all.
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Now, I have to hope they don't bench Brees yet.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:05 PM CST reply actions
Saints have to win to win the division.
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I would seriously doubt they do.
Apparently some people, oddly, have been expecting it.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Those people also think Chase Daniel is an elite QB in disguise.
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Chase Daniel = The Homeless Man's T.J. Yates?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Well he did tear up Frank Bush's D in preseason in 2010
but so did Tebow, Garrard, everyone with a pulse….
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The NFC South is a new invention you fucker.
The Falcons and Saints were sucky in the West, not the South berman.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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Take it easy on him.
He still thinks there’s an NFC Norris division.
/WHATTHEFUCKISANORRIS?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
ATL, NO, LA, and SF
What do I win?
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
A shiny new half-penny!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, guv'nor!
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
It would've been a sixpence, but that would require me to first locate whatever a pence is
And add five more of them.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Five more of these:
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
And the Stros would still suck
Though with 5x the grit!
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And somehow will find a way to finish ahead of the Mariners in 2013.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
whats happened to the Astros?
I saw them in Minute Maid park the one time I visited Houston, but decided I’d rather follow the Texans properly, still look out for their results though… have they been relegated or something? I saw a bit of the discussion but it was all over my head
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Owner decided to stop signing draft picks
And we got really old really quickly
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In a word, they suck.
Their old owner sold off all the players who had names for a stick of juicy fruit.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
oh right :/
I saw Lance Berkman was on the Cardinals team in the World Series so I knew he’d left, I bought his jersey as the major memento of the trip, was really disappointed to see he left tbh
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I will always love Fat Elvis
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I think that game was also
Roger Clemens’ (?) last home pitch, which I didn’t fully appreciate at the time but I now look back on as pretty cool
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
They didn't learn from their own success
They shut down all their Latin player development pipelines in order to sign crappy free agents. Of course, it was these same pipelines than allowed us to develop talent. There was a complete and fundamental misunderstanding of market dynamics, especially in re: talent and risk/reward.
Essentially, you had really stupid people making poor long-term decisions in the interest of going .500 to stick people in the stands in the short-term.
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I guess it would make me
Sixpence None the Richer
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck is Chris Berman saying?
I can’t decipher half the words that are coming out of his mouth. All I hear “garble, garble, garble, BILLS! garble, garble, garble TEBOW TIME!”
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Nobody knows.
But he’s under contract, so they can’t fire him.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'll bet he is pretty much locked in.
Hasn’t he been there from day 1 in Bristol?
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Sadly, yes.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I think after the head injury
They felt bad for him even though he could no annunciate a comprehensible sentence, so they just kept him around
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Kinda like CJ1.2YPC?
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by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda, only difference is CJ1.2YPC got his from heavy metal poisoning due to whatever the hell that is in his teeth.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever it is
I bet it gets a reading on a Geiger counter…
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
his shit was old
in 1986
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
dmbmeg
When I see Chris Berman on the screen, I imagine him grabbing at his throat watching blood poor from the giant hole I cut in his neck.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Not sure what poverty has to do with anything, but I like the idea.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
SklarBrothers
I basically need Drew Brees to throw 3 more TD’s then give birth to a mini Brees that rushes for 2 more in order to win my Fantasy League
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Hey, it's every HOU fan's 2 favorite corner!
/after Kareem Jackson of course
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
To all the people who buy cars for their spouses
Fuck you.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2011 9:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I love the Honda commercial
making fun of those people.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
^^This
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
"At a time when it's easy to go overboard..."
I can see why the OWS people are so pissed
/no politics
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If only they had direction...
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
and soap
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
hahahaha nice
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
And toilets.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
but they do have ipads
How else are they going to trash corporations but on their Appple Corp. made devices
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It's @word@
But it doesn’t work in the subject line
Example:
Chris Berman is the most eloquent and articulate analyst on ESPN
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Great example.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Actually, that's not far-fetched.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
How 'bout this
Kareem Jackson is a great cornerback
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
there ya go, but it's more like this
Kareem Jackson is the greatest cornerback
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
How about
Kareem Jackson is the Tebow of cornerbacks
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
fuck kareem jackson.
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Preach.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
if i'm ever that rich, i won't be stupid enough to settle for one spouse.
bring on the man harem!
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 26, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Tempted to make a Kathrine the Great joke
but that’s probably over the line.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
hey
/no camels.
Unless you really like camels.
Who am I to judge?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
camel?
I’d always heard it as a horse. It’s not true either way (though she did keep a man harem), but had never heard camel before.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
I think my wife is okay with that
as long as I stick to my curfew.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Banks would have an aneurysm...assuming he's not part of the harem, that is.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
My retarded uncle is now stuck with a Mercedes :-D
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
and my great uncle
is struggling trying to pay off his wife’s 2008 Mercedes while financing his Acura even though he had a Nissan Armada fully paid for. #dumbass
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Whitlock is a troll, but I do like that he'll RT a good joke, even if it's at his expense.
WhitlockJason
Kevin Love looks chiseled. Did any NBA player show up out of shape? These guys prepared for the season.
WhitlockJason
RT @ckp11: Boris Diaw was definitely on the Whitlock diet. Might have eaten a stripper
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
He would have been Imus'ed by now if he were white
/no politics
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Im really starting to get tired
Of everyone saying about how Darren sproles was the best free agent signing. We get it espn
by TheDream34 on Dec 26, 2011 9:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, that Johnathan Joseph guy just hasn't done fuck-all since leaving Cincinnati.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
It's just Gruden
Hyping whoever because he is a fucknuttle
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My wife just made an interesting point
Brees’ NyQuil commercial has him training in the snow. Yet he plays in New Orleans….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
cheaper than roofies
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Maybe, but it's not Comcastic!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
JeffDarlington
One of the most subtly brutal nights in Dolphins history: The QB that Miami could have signed twice is on cusp of breaking Marino’s record.
JeffDarlington
On night Brees met with Dolphins in 2006, I had a beer with him in hotel lobby. You’ll never convince me he didn’t want to sign with Miami.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Goodness
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
So, the assholes were just rooting for "Roddy" on that catch
Which was caught, of course, by Jones.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
you should call out the names of players who aren't real on big plays and see if they follow your lead
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
that sounds like something i would do.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 26, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Ohhhh, I like this idea.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
PHILLIP ELLIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
For real though
If you don’t know the numbers, they look pretty much the exact same.
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Gosh, ATL sucks
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
If there was an Academy Award for running away from shit
Tom Cruise would win it hands-down
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Outruns bombs....
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuEaG-buvo
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
lol
I couldn’t help but think about that cutaway joke while watching Mission Impossible 4
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KegsnEggs
Oh my. RT @bubbaprog: Seen a lot of scary fans. This might be the scariest http://t.co/BuazKHAA
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I dig brunettes with blue eyes....
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I didn't even notice her
/hates clowns
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
I hate clowns, too
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'd hit that
douche in the nose
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
I seriously hate this guy
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'd hit it
And the clown.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
at the same time, i assume.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 26, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
You assume correct
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Duh
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Dear Matt,
Youre a dick for that.
Regards,
Roddy W
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
But
He’s not a quarterback.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Sanchez or Tebow
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
I'll throw Rivers out
just because he really hasn’t lived up to the hype this year. When people are speculating about an injury being hidden, you know you are seriously underperforming.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
8th in DYAR, 10th in DVOA
he’s not bad, but people were putting him in the top class with Peyton, Brady, Brees and Rodgers.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Mike Lombardi said Rivers was better than Brees in the offseason.
LOLOL!!!!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Tebow is overhyped.
People now what he is. Ryan- overrated. Don’t know where to put Sanchez .
Put Sanchez
in the river with cement shoes
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Nowhere near your teenage daughter I hope.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
He would only incomplete his pass.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 26, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
It just seems to me.
That any throw over 10 yards is almost always overthrown by matty ice.
We have the opposite problem over at Reliant
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Shaub
Only really shortarms long passes. He’s damn good on 10-20 yard passes.
$300ish riding on
Roddy getting 4 more pts than Sproles from this point on. Fuckcocks. #noonegivesashit
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 9:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Brad_Gagnon
Gruden says Atlanta has struggled on 3rd down tonight, at 5-of-11. If they did that all year, they’d have the 4th-best 3rd-down % in the NFL
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
situation matters?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
it does, but 5 of 11 doesn't scream 3rd down issues.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I agree
just trying to rationalize what he may possibly be thinking.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
it's Gruden
are you really going to work off the assumption he’s making sense?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
It is a fallacy
to attempt to bring rational thoughts into an irrational situation.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Why kick FGs when losing by more that 2 TDs in the 4th?
Play to win. Loss by 17 counts just as much as loss by 21. Just sayin
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Sean Payton is in Mike Smith's head.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Jim Caldwell doesn't see the issue
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Jim Caldwell.
Also has no business as a NFL coach.
I think you'd have a hard time finding a Colts fan who disagrees.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I never got that hire.
Or why the colts went with painter for so long. Even without Manning that team should have at least won 6. There’s talent there.
maybe if they had better backups
or if Collins had been through a full TC.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Caldwell's job on the line, wins start coming.
You can’t explain that.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Dec 26, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
they were competitive in most of their losses
you have to be a retarded Cowboys fan to think they tanked.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Caldwell was handpicked by Dungy
and really, given the number of ex-Dungy assistants in high places around the league, could you really doubt it?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wake Forest isn't exactly a major football power though
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
and I forget the specifics, but he did take them to a bowl which wasn't the norm for them.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
True.
But buddy hires don’t sit well with me……frank bush(cough,cough)
Wake has been playing football since 1888, they have 6 Bowl wins and 9 bowl appearances
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
So?
You would rather stick with Caldwell ?
fuck no
I just think he was a defensible hire at the time.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
he put out a lot of fantastic ones
Got a kindle for X-mas, first book I bought was “Why Orwell Matters” because while I’d read quite a few columns of Hitchens’ and listened to lots of clips of him speaking I haven’t read a book of his.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Takes mental note.
Will definitely investigate via google.
thought the quote was a good tribute to someone so bright and eloquent
who seemed to revel in being provocative.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Come on Breesus
Hurry up and break Marino’s record so I can play BF3
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I bought MW3 today
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Should be no surprise, AP has reportedly been IR'd.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 10:11 PM CST reply actions
that injury was NASTY
knees do not bend that way.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Napoleum Kaufman thought that was ugly.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
it wasn't Tyrone Prothro bad
but it was bad
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
Prothro was nasty....
Jason Kendall nasty.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
yeah, there's a joint bending a way it isn't suppose to
then there’s a limb bending where there isn’t a joint.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Having a leg and a half will do that.
Too bad too. I love watching him run #mancrush
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
And fumble, game over
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Pull Brees???
Are they home next week? Banksie?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
yes
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Then I could see Payton pulling him
I wish he would just to piss off ESPN
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Then again....
That would provide a talking point. ALL FUCKING WEEK….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Against Cam Newton and the Panthers
Do you consider this a trap game?
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
After tonight, next week doesn't matter
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
They don't have the 2 locked up, do they?
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
The 49ers have it pretty much locked.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I guess your right
Though technically the Saints are still in the hunt for a bye
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Crud, I hope both teams don't sit their QB's...
Does Carolina have a reason to play?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
not really.
Pride?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Dammit fumble rec for a TD
Now I have to wait through another Atlanta drive before Brees has a shot at the record
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
It's impossible to hold on screens?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
hahahaha
quadruple false start!
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woo go Pacers
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
And there it is.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
But
Brees is in decline
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 26, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
The Chargers sure did make the right choice with keeping Phillip Rivers
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Bwaha
Smiley face emoticon
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
by Gerbillogic on Dec 26, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Congratulations Drew Brees
Thanks for providing the second piece of sporting history I’ve witnessed today/yesterday
What's the first?
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Kauto Star won his 5th King George V today
the only horse to ever achieve this… he lost last year but previously won it 4 consecutive years beforehand, also the only horse to ever do that…. he turns 12 on Jan 1st so is a hell of an achievement at his age too
/Not sure if horse racing is all that big a deal in the US
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not as big a deal in Texas
But in some states, it’s pretty big
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 10:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
by some states
you mean Kentucky
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
And a lot of the traditional South AKA Confederacy
But mostly Kentucky
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 10:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Though there's always the one time every spring
when we pretend to give a shit about horse racing
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm talking about the Kentucky derby
So i guess that would be flat
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by thebluffrat on Dec 26, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
ahhh ok
I find flat racing quite boring, much prefer jumps tbh, but each to their own
by EnglishTexan on Dec 26, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
i.e.
Kentucky
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
by Gerbillogic on Dec 26, 2011 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
No matter how many passing yards he throws for it won't get rid of that weird birthmark on his face.
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someones
glass half full
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by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck you Mike Smith
I need Matt Ryan for one more TD
#Ijustlost$200onfantasy
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
With that pass to Sproles, I also win my championship by 2 points.
good day.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I lost $200-250 on that pass
Due to Sproles points
by splanket on Dec 26, 2011 10:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sproles is demonic hellspawn
seriously, he use to be 6’2" but someone spilled holy water on him.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Dec 26, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Me too!!!
Sproles gave The Whoopie Cushings the BRB league championship!!! Wooooooo-hooooooo!!!!!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Dec 26, 2011 11:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So just another reason.
For a massive party on Bourban.
to be fair,
there would have been a party there tonight regardless
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by Carter Liles on Dec 26, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
I really can't decide.
between Sf, gb, and No which combo would make a better championship match up.
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GB and NO.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Dec 26, 2011 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Congrats to Brees
He has always seemed like a classy guy, I’m fine with him getting the record. It is different now then when Marino did it, but still very impressive.
The Saints have a very good shot in this postseason. The Falcons, however, not so much. They REALLY need the Lions to lose next week, Atlanta I think could beat the Cowboys or Giants, not so much the Saints (or 49ers).
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Atlanta's D is bad against good/elite offenses
Most of which are in the NFC. I think they are one and done regardless
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
If they can grab the 5, I think they have a chance just because the Giants and Cowboys are both so all or nothing
But they won’t beat the Saints at the Superdome, and I think San Fran’s D would end them as well.
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
I think the Giants could beat them
Cowboys? Not so much. Cowboys D is just as bad, maybe worse. I agree with you on San Fran. They would rattle Ryan.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Good point.
Alot of that falls on their secondary. Specifically a corner who’s not named Grimes.
I WON MY FANTASY GAME!!!
WOOO FOR 7TH PLACE!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
8 of top 10 passing seasons occurred after 2000.
Stat is overrated and cheapened by NFL rules
could make argument either way….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Granted,
but it’s not DiMaggio or Ripken-esque.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Sign that the apocolypse is upon us....
Dan Marino has a Twitter account. Dan freaking Marino.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
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