Battle Red Radio: This Is Happening (9PM CST)

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 27, 2011 7:21 PM CST in Battle Red Radio

Tonight at 9pm central time, we'll have a very special episode of Battle Red Radio. You know those old Christmas variety show episodes where Bing Crosby would eventually wind up beating a small child with a bag of sweet Valencia oranges? It's going to be precisely like that. Join myself, MDC, and a very, very special guest host as WE BURN THIS JOINT DOWN! Details after the jump.

If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:

Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.

I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.

Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.

Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, which is chock full of grown men crying.

P.S.: This show will ~~probably~~ definitely have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for ~~younger audiences~~ any human being dead or alive.

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My question is directed at mr. MDC

*ahem…. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 2 DAY HANGOVER???

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by Carter Liles on Dec 27, 2011 8:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

REC'D

#barWINNING

"I said 'That's not my dad, that's a cell phone!' and I threw that cell phone TO THE GROUND"

by jstid911 on Dec 27, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions

I'm sure it needed heavy editing

After the Thursday embarrassment

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 27, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions

A legitimate

5-Day Hangover has delayed the release of the Special 5 Day Edition of The 2 Day Hangover, we apologize for the inconvienice (not even gonna get and figure out how to spell that, way too hungover to try)

by splanket on Dec 28, 2011 7:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I Regret To Inform You

That there will likely not be a 2DH this week. MDC is sick.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 28, 2011 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

"MDC is sick"

Yeah? Well, the sky is blue.

by Cut Block on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs

I bought a Texans' AFC South Champs T-shirt.

Can I now expect 7 years’ bad luck?

And how will I know the difference?

by FreedomRide on Dec 27, 2011 8:35 PM CST reply actions

My order got canceled

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Dec 28, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions

Sucks for you.

I got the hat and shirt for christmas.

by T-Moar on Dec 28, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions

Pffft that's nothing

I have a young nephew in Panama, who already has access to the Texans Super Bowl Chamionship gear…

by Cut Block on Dec 28, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions

Awesome

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Dec 28, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions

The more I think about it, the more

I expect Koobes to be maddeningly ultra-conservative yet again this weekend. I see him playing this similiarly like we did the preseason Saints game in that he didn’t wanna flash too much given we would soon meet down the road. While I will be in attendance and this will make me angry on January 1st, I would feel better about it if it garnered us a victory on January 8th.

I’ll hang up and listen….

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 27, 2011 8:54 PM CST reply actions

I think you're right

but it adds to the intrigue of how the Kubiak-Yates-AJ-Foster combo works in the playoffs when they can lay if all out there.

I wasn’t ok with shutting it down last Thursday, that was embarrassing. But if Delhomme plays in the second half, and we’re all laughing on the sidelines, a la the 2007 Jags game, I’ll be cool wit dat.

Bring on the Bengals. We got this.

Yates - our current game manager.

by texanphil on Dec 27, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions

It is playing over you!

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:00 PM CST reply actions

So does that mean he doesn't re-beat the F out of Innegan again?

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions

Jacoby Jones? what!

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 27, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions

But Ray Lewis gives great speeches

Regards,
ESPN

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 27, 2011 9:15 PM CST reply actions

And those Old Spice ads are the stuff of legend.

Or LSD. One of the two.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions

I love the one with him and the bear.

I also liked that one time when he lied to the cops about that guy getting stabbed in Atlanta and went to prison. Good times…

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 27, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah, those were the days.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions

Aaron Shoebel?

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 27, 2011 9:20 PM CST reply actions

Longer ago.

Bruce something.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 27, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions

HAHAHAHA Smith?

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 27, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions

Found him.

Phil Hansen.

Not the most famous guy in the world, but he was a damn fine player for many seasons.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 27, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions

AHHHHH big #90, white guy.....

(former football card geek)

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 AM CST up reply actions

Exactly :-)

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 AM CST up reply actions

Oh no, how's he gonna afford those golden grills?!?!?

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:25 PM CST reply actions

Thank goodness no one was listening with baited breath to the answer to that question......

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 27, 2011 9:31 PM CST reply actions

"Well, based on any particular statistic it's hard to make the arguement...

wins, rating, etc….

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 27, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions

What the hell happened to the radio?!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:33 PM CST reply actions

I forgot!

That Blogtalk Radio cuts you off! But there’s like 5 more minutes of fun and games so you should listen to the re-broadcast BOOM!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 9:34 PM CST reply actions

Pro Bowlers revealed.

Brian Cushing, Connor Barwin, and Owen Daniels were all snubbed.

JJow did get in though

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 27, 2011 9:58 PM CST reply actions

Barwin was a huge snub for you guys....as an OL

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Dec 27, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions

HAHAAH!

Where’s that from? Also, Barwin DID have a tough time with stopping bull rushes this year…

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions

He can't stop himself!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 27, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions

ESPN.com

Since fixed.

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Dec 27, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions

You'll be happy to hear that Doug Farrar said Glover Quin was a "hidden" Pro Bowler

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-Shutdown-Corner-Hidden-Pro-Bowlers-The-Def?urn=nfl-wp14786

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 27, 2011 11:10 PM CST up reply actions

Not worth much

since he says innegan is the same

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 27, 2011 11:12 PM CST up reply actions

The #1 ranked defense in many categories throughout the season

and all we got from it was a single “reserve” player who honestly has had a “decent” season at CB?!!! I love JJo, but what about Barwin and Cushing? What about Watt?

Yet the Pats and Ravens collect more than a dozen?

The NFL is borked, rigged and lame as hell.

Houston is in a market the NFL plain doesn’t give a shit about and it shows with Officiating and now this.

NFL referee corruption is disgusting! I'm done as a season ticket holder until it gets cleaned up!

by MeMongo on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions