Tonight at 9pm central time, we'll have a very special episode of Battle Red Radio. You know those old Christmas variety show episodes where Bing Crosby would eventually wind up beating a small child with a bag of sweet Valencia oranges? It's going to be precisely like that. Join myself, MDC, and a very, very special guest host as WE BURN THIS JOINT DOWN! Details after the jump.

If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:

Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.

I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.

Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.

Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, which is chock full of grown men crying.

P.S.: This show will probably definitely have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences any human being dead or alive.