Taking The Pulse: Who Would You Prefer The Texans Play In The First Playoff Game In Franchise History?

I chose the Jets

because Sanchez is a turnover beast lately and they’re far too reliant on their run-game, which I trust our defense to dominate! Also, our run-heavy offense will eat up their suspect run D…

by BruinBaller88 on Dec 30, 2011 1:19 PM CST reply actions

..the chance to humiliate Rexy at Reliant is certainly tantalizing...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 1:21 PM CST reply actions

i want to EARN a superbowl victory, and that means not backing into it with the easiest possible schedule or matchups. Rather, I want to play and beat real contenders. I can stand losing to a legit team. I do not however want to go to the superbowl and face a tried and true team that earned it the hardest possible way. I want to be that team that isn’t afraid of facing the best. May the best team win it.

We need to face down and beat the Titans out of the playoffs this week and run over a Rex Ryan Defense. They seem like the only potential SB team available to us in the first round…so I want them. If we can’t beat them, then we know exactly where we are as an organization and can address whatever they expose as our inhibitors (from taking us to a championship). Then we can use the offseason to address whatever those weaknesses are.

I don’t want to “get to” a superbowl. I want to be Champions & Championships are earned…and not by way of the path of least resistance.

by Smittybaby on Dec 30, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions

I would not call the Jests a "poetential Super Bowl team"

especially after they got torn apart by the Giants Saturday

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by thebluffrat on Dec 30, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

call them whatever you prefer

But they look the most likely out of that group to me. Big stage experience, risk-taking yet competent coaching, tough defense. It would surpise me the least if they won it over the other teams we are potentially facing in round one. If I were convinced that there is a better team available, I would want them instead.

by Smittybaby on Dec 30, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

Opponents don't matter...

History remembers a Super Bowl champion as a Super Bowl champion.

And if having to run the table with a 3rd string rookie QB isn’t earning it then I don’t know what is.

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by TexansDC on Dec 30, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs

I agree

but I’d still prefer to stomp the piss out of the Jets. I still remember Foot Boy’s smartass comments about the lousy Texans defense after the game last year. Also, the Jets are the media darlings, and I would love to shut those bastards up.

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by Foster Child on Dec 30, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions

yea, yea, yea,...

you’re making me so hot baby…..

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions

Agree 100%...

…with this:

Also, the Jets are the media darlings, and I would love to shut those bastards up.

by kenfair on Dec 31, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions

Not the Titans.

Just the thought of a loss to them (although I wouldn’t expect one) makes me start thinking about a suicide plan.

Anyway, I picked the Bengals. I think they are the least talented and beating Baltimore will probably take a lot out of them.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:25 PM CST reply actions

lotta credance to being beatup after facing the Ravens.

and a Saturday game would help that scenario tremendously.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions

Also we beat Cincy in Cincy in Marvin Lewis's self-proclaimed "biggest game of his career". lol

I really don’t see a loss to them.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions

we barely beat them by the skin of our teeth

that doesn’t exactly give me confidence

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by Hydroshock on Dec 30, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions

That's true.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions

It was at their place too. Reliant will shake...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions

Also with 100% more Andre Johnson!

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions

Beginning to get a little amped up for the game this weekend.

I just hope he is healthy enough to get through this one without reinjuring himself.

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions

Id rather play the Bengals or Raiders.

I think were better and would beat all 4 of those teams but a loss to the Titans and Jets would kill me.

by Dmo_Htx on Dec 30, 2011 1:28 PM CST reply actions

I would never

root for getting the Jets. We don’t have a good track record against that team, Rex Ryan, or Mark Sanchez. Also, I think that team could be dangerous in the playoffs (lots of postseason veterans who could boost their level of play). I think with the way our offense has played lately that we would be extremely vulnerable to some of Rex’s defensive schemes. The last team I would want to see in Reliant. We already know we can beat the Bengals, should have a healthier team if we play them again, so that’s my choice of team to play. It may be the most boring big-picture match up, but I want us to win. Second choice would be the Raiders.

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by Meta Sandoval on Dec 30, 2011 1:29 PM CST reply actions

We had the Jets beat in their stadium last year. Only the Red Carpet Defense saved them.

I want them back for the playoffs so J. J. Watt and Captain Crush can break Sanchez’s bones. It would be a nice touch if they could chase Sanchez into Fatso Ryan and break some of his bones, too.

They are a team with a lot of problems, mental and physical. They would make a handy victim.

by FreedomRide on Dec 30, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions

Mrs. Vega doesn't approve of all the broken bones in this post.

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by Foster Child on Dec 30, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions

so how do we feed the Kraken?

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions

'Zackly.

They can return to feed on Sanchez’s corpse for days.

by FreedomRide on Dec 30, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions

Bengals

We match up well against them.

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by Carter Liles on Dec 30, 2011 1:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

especially with AJ being back now

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 30, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions

AJ Green still scares me

And Dalton looks like a competent QB. Plus they have a Top 10 defense. I think we can beat them but I have a feeling it will be another heart-stopper

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 30, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions

5 catches 59 yards. Is what jwow held him to

Hes good, but as a rookie he dosent scare me too bad

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by Carter Liles on Dec 30, 2011 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Dalton to Green is on par with Sanchez to Plax/Holmes.

Hasselbeck to Washington is the scariest to me, followed by Palmer to the 4.2 squad. The Bengals and Jets are the least scary.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions

Didn't we hold Washington to 1 catch least time?

Washington only really seems to have his best games if Locker is the QB (which may end up happening by the second quarter when our pass rush shatters Glasselbeck)

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 30, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions

I'm not sure, but Hasselbeck is a cagey vet who's good in the playoffs.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions

Too bad they won't see the playoffs

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 31, 2011 1:06 AM CST up reply actions

Isnt his shoulder still messed up too?

by Dmo_Htx on Dec 30, 2011 1:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Mabye.

but I’d assume hes relatively healthy 2 weeks from now.

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by Carter Liles on Dec 30, 2011 1:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Hasselbeck? I don't know. I haven't really paid attention since we clinched.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions

Plus a 30+ yard PI.

by Karsh on Dec 30, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions

I picked the Titans

Mostly because they are the least talented of those teams. Also, I think they will come out throwing everything they have at us on Sunday in hopes of grabbing that 6th seed so we should have lots of tape to go on from them. Conversely I think that we don’t show them anything and continue to keep Yates under wraps to keep them from formulating an effective gameplay against us. If we can beat them 41-7 with Schaub, then we should at least be somewhere around 28-7 with TJ on Wildcard Weekend

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 30, 2011 1:30 PM CST reply actions

*gameplan

by LouisianaTexan on Dec 30, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions

One hot offensive player could singlehandedly beat us if we continue to struggle on O.

I am far more scared of Hasselbeck, Washington or CJ getting hot than Dalton, Green or Benson.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

In order to play the Titans in the playoffs

It means we have to lose to them this weekend, and I’m not down with that.

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by Hydroshock on Dec 30, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Totally agree with you there!

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by texanslady on Dec 30, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

I was going to say no one

but you know what? I want a second shot at the Raiders.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 30, 2011 1:30 PM CST reply actions

I voted for the Raiders as well

Carson Palmer still sucks

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 30, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions

I voted Raiders also

Palmer is a statue back there.

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by Hydroshock on Dec 30, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions

Raiders vote, too!

I want another shot at them without the ghost of Al Davis haunting Reliant.

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by texanslady on Dec 30, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions

Voted Raiders...

want that second shot at them, without the specter of Al Davis floating around.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 1:36 PM CST reply actions

The thing that makes the Raiders scary is that they run an offense similar to ours.

This exposure to it in practice makes me worry that their defensive ass whipping in the first meeting might be repeated. (Ravens also mainly run the ZBS stretch and those are the only two defenses to dominate our O this year).

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions

Also

I have a feeling dre is gonna go crazy stoopid good in his first playoff appearance. and I don’t wanna face a team that might slow him down like tenn or the jets.

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by Carter Liles on Dec 30, 2011 1:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Titans 36% O.O

Playing with fire.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 1:46 PM CST reply actions

I'd rather play the Titans

but to get there we would have to lose Sunday and get a lot of help from other wildcard teams. So Jets, to further humiliate Sweater Vest Rex

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by thebluffrat on Dec 30, 2011 1:50 PM CST reply actions

I'd quite like to play the Titans

cz I think they’re the weakest of the teams left, and it’d be an interesting story to face the old Houston team in the new Houston team’s first playoff game ever… plus I’d get to take the piss out of my dad for being a Titan fan still.
But I don’t want to lose to them this week and have a week of doubting and negativity before the inaugural playoff game either, so I’d probably go Raiders, especially if run DMC is still injured cz I can’t see Palmer performing all that well.

by EnglishTexan on Dec 30, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions

We can follow the "knock the BeelzeBitches back to Methpotamia" analogy this weekend,

and I would enjoy it immensely. My Dad is also a Titans fan, to some degree. Think he is more of an observer of the NFL and a rabid Vol fan.

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 30, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions

we will knock out the besfs on sunday so that isnt a choice.

i would have to say jests, raiders, then bengals.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 30, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions

I want the Raiders

I think it’s a good match-up…so long as our guards don’t get their asses handed to them by Kelly/Houston/Seymour.

Do not want the Bengals whatsoever.

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by TexansDC on Dec 30, 2011 2:28 PM CST reply actions

What scares you about the Bengals?

I think a rookie QB paired with a rookie as their main big play threat plus an apathetic Ced Benson would be perfect for Wade to dissect.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions

Their defense does scare me.

Particularly that front seven which is built to penetrate and disrupt a zone game. I think they’d be much tougher the second time around….and I wouldn’t be happy to see them.

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by TexansDC on Dec 30, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions

Fair enough.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions

We kind of knew this already, but this should confirm it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-texans-johnson

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by Chrxtopher on Dec 30, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions

I would say anyone but the Jets works for me.

I think it’s a bad matchup for us. I would not mind another crack at the Raiders. If it didn’t take a loss by the Texans, I’d almost ask for the Traitors, only so we can annihilate them in the playoffs.

That said, I think I’m with TDC, I want revenge against the Raiders.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 30, 2011 2:46 PM CST reply actions

Is there actually a scenario where we play the Raiders? I didn't know they had a shot at Wild Card.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 30, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions

According to Chris Burke of SI

Oakland actually remains in the best wild-card position if Cincinnati slips up. If the Raiders win (and don’t take the AFC West because of a Broncos victory), a Tennessee loss or Jets win, coupled with a Bengals loss, would give the Raiders a wild-card spot.

link

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by thebluffrat on Dec 30, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions

Need to change my vote then to the Raiders. I don't think there's anything more satisfying than avenging that home loss at home for our first ever playoffs victory.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 30, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions

Even though the Bengals might be the toughest choice on the list I went with them

The reasoning is multifaceted. First, playing the Titans would mean we would therefore have lost to them this Sunday, and I can in no way stomach that thought. The Jets have looked pretty terrible, but they do seem to play better once the post season rolls around so avoiding them would be nice. I would be ok with the Raiders as well, but there is one crucial factor that made me choose the Bengals. A win by the Bengals over the Ravens means that most likely the Steelers will be the North champs. So WHEN the Texans beat the Bengals next weekend, the second game would be at Pittsburgh as opposed to at Baltimore. This would be more favorable for our boys IMO. Add in the fact that if the Texans got by Pittsburgh and the Ravens took out the Patriots (which I would expect to happen) the AFC Championship is at Reliant!

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by Mumford on Dec 30, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd for planning.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions

I been wanting the Bengals

But I voted the Raiders. I am convinced the Texans can beat them.

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by Antho10000 on Dec 30, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions

Jets or Raiders.

Those losses still make me sick. I want payback.

by FreedomRide on Dec 30, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions

This

No way do I want to play the Titans twice. and we’ve already beaten the Bengals.

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by 5stringJeff on Dec 30, 2011 5:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

I voted Raiders....

To get vengeance!

Even though I wouldn’t mind facing the Titans or Jets, voting that I actually want to face them indirectly means that I wish success for them, and that is one thing I cannot do.

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by RaY210 on Dec 30, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions

So there's no way we get the Broncos?

Bummer

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by Hydroshock on Dec 30, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions

Yean, because only way the Broncos make it is as division champs.

With a win or loss plus Oakland loss, whereas Oakland is guaranteed out if they lose their final game.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 30, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions

We shouldn't be looking at these teasms as pushovers

Remember, they all know that whichever one of them wins, They will be playing us, and will psych for it accordingly. I picked the Jets because I don’t like Rex Ryan’s ego, but I could go with the Raiders just as easily, unless Al Davis dies again.

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by professortex on Dec 30, 2011 3:18 PM CST reply actions

I'm honestly not looking at wanting Oakland b/c they seem to be the easiest matchup.

We lost to them at home this year, not to mention there were quite the number of Raider fans in the stands. I want revenge.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 30, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions

And here's to not having anyone from our team on the Madden cover next season

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Peyton-Hillis-believes-in-the-Madden-Curse-now?urn=nfl-wp14879

Although with all the injuries to our stars that could be candidates, we don’t really have anyone who may contend for the cover other than Foster and Cushing.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 30, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions

Kareem

needs to be on the Madden cover.

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by Foster Child on Dec 30, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

I want a 2 WR in the next draft and a 2nd round NT

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by Mellowcheese on Dec 30, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions

You'll get nothing and like it!

/Caddyshack’d

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by Foster Child on Dec 30, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions

Texans trade up to draft David DeCastro.

Offense averages 300 ypg rushing.

Foster and Tate battle to the wire for the NFL rushing title.

Texans set NFL record with 50 min/game time-of-possession.

Championship.

It’s that simple.

by FreedomRide on Dec 30, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions

The more I think about it, the more I realize we need d-lineman... still.

Antonio’s solid, but 30 (can he play with his trademark energy for much longer as a starter?)
Watt’s solid
Cody’s there

After that, we’re pretty weak. This is the one unit that hasn’t had an injury (other than Bulman) and we’re lucky.

by willieboyd on Dec 30, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions

Jets are the best shot for easier advancement

The Texans are going to eliminate the Titans Sat. The Bengals are the scariest team of the choices their D is super and Dalton can put up points. The Raiders already got them once this year with Schaub so Ill pass on seein Yates try it. The Jets seem like the most favorable QB and D match ups both ways to me.

by TexansFan1 on Dec 30, 2011 5:16 PM CST reply actions

Jets

Because the ways we’ve lost to them the last two times we played piss me off. Except for the Titans, who, as someone mentioned above, would have to beat us to get in, the Jets are the team I would most wanna beat in the playoffs.

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by LedTexan on Dec 30, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions

A loss to the BESFs is realistic, unfortunately.

They have their season on the line. I doubt (all) of the starters play the whole game (really, shall we risk more injuries?). So if we treat the second half like a preseason game, losing is realistic, even if we dominate the first half.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions

I'm choosing the 'Rip Jersey Option'

I’d like for the Texans to open the playoffs against Cleveland

by Cut Block on Dec 30, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions

Not the Jets

Dear god please not the Jets

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 30, 2011 9:36 PM CST reply actions

Why not?

I think the Steel Blue Wrecking Crew would tear Dirty Sanchez and Sexy Rexy a new asshole.

by T-Moar on Dec 30, 2011 10:39 PM CST up reply actions

What happens if both NE and Baltimore Lose

and we win? Still a 3rd seed? Then who do we play?

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by TEXSON on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM CST reply actions

Just in case you really wanted to know

Here are all the possible outcomes for the AFC Playoff Seedings. The Winner of the Seven relevant games is on the left, and the Teams and seeding is on the right.

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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM CST reply actions

Super Troopers sig for the fucking win

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by BC5 on Dec 31, 2011 1:06 AM CST up reply actions

Looks like about an 80% chance we play Cincy

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by WhiskeyR on Dec 31, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

Nice...gracias.

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions

Who gives a f*ck

/not knocking the post

But whoever it is the Texans can easily beat

I can tell you it won’t be the BESFs as they will lose this Sunday

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 31, 2011 1:10 AM CST reply actions

why are people picking the Raiders?

they already won, in our house, with a worse QB…

Bengals is the most obvious choice prior to this week, with Titans the 2nd (although that would mean they beat us the week prior and thus doesn’t look as good).

Look, we already beat the Bengals, in Cincy; given homefield, it won’t come down to a final 2 minute drive with 0 timeouts for us

by darkmagician1184 on Dec 31, 2011 11:00 PM CST reply actions

We will see you Sunday. Win? Maybe. Easy - I don't think so.

I have an idea. Why don’t we just cut out all of the sissy chest thumping and play ball. We won’t be hard to find. We will be on the opposite sideline waiting to line up. Remember,you just lost three games in a row to teams we beat I believe. This is going to be fun.

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by JUNGLEJOHN on Jan 2, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions