Game Day Open Thread: Atlanta Falcons @ Houston Texans, Fourth Quarter
by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:28 PM CST
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Atlanta Falcons
Hold the record for most players on the active roster with dreads.
by EastonFection on Dec 4, 2011 2:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Awesome holding
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Can I be the first to blame AJ's subsequent hammy on Kubes?
Just wanted to get it out of the way
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
can't wait for pats again to come out and say our field is bad
and everyone knows it, even though their the only ones to ever complain
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
DAMMIT JACOBY
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yep
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Come on, let's get a big play.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
And of all the times I forgot to buy beer.
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
probably get injured before
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank god for fucking Cunta.
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WR should be our First round Pick
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Mohammed Sanu
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
no. a surgeon with the first pick.
He’ll see more playing time.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
Alshon Jeffrey, Kendall Wright, Blackmon, Broyles. There’s alot of good ones in this draft class.
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dwight Jones, WR, UNC
Do I need to keep saying this?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Floyd has some off field issues
I’d say Dwight Jones or Nick Toon would be my choices
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
He could be a convicted baby rapist
and I’d still lobby for him.
/not for real
Nick Toon I like aswell
by BC5 on Dec 4, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Do we really want another WR with the last name Jones?
I mean, that clan doesn’t exactly have a long, storied history of success in the NFL.
to be fair it was a bad throw
but jj should catch that
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
KW thank you for joining us.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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Again.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Great call
Great execution!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Good battlin' as well.
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i completly 100%
agree with you. we need another big name mirroring dre
Reply to me?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Winston has looked poor this game.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
he needs to get off his youtube videos and work on his game
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Less radio, too.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Tate!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Yates to Tate!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Hustle and Flow, baby
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions
Tate is hitting the holes faster than ATL can dive at his knees.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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all of our runs are stretch plays
it doesnt seem like we’ve had too many just straight up the gut
Good point.
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The Dreamshake
I haven't
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
again?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
FFS
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
our backup o-line all got hurt in the preseason
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Just to clarify, Andre Johnson’s injury is to his left hamstring. It was his right hamstring earlier this season
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
at least its sort of good news. Its not an aggravation. Could be a quick fix
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Foster saves the day!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Foster!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Ankle tackle number zillion.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
so a new RG this offseason
Could Winston slide down and we upgrade at RT?
briesel
Is gonna open his door to a flaming bag of dog shit tomorrow morning
by HTown80 on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This Texans truck runs on BRIESEL!
…unfortunately it only goes in reverse.
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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
doing our level best not to win
Thank god for Foster.
With Foster, nothing is too big to bail out.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
FREE JAMES CASEY!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Come on - don't get too conservative!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Points or go for it?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
D can hold down 97 yards
…go for it. Naked bootleg.
Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.
by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I know he didn't get the 1st but i get excited at a QB that can run some.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
Call is correct I think.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
kick it!
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Thank you Foster!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
VREEEEEK
The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions
Awesome!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
WE GOT THE FIRST DOWN BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE THE CALL
THANK GOD FOR ARIAN FOSTER
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions
their o resting as well
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Our D, though actually does need long drives from our O.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I had no real opinion on ATL before this game, but at this point I think they're sack full of assholes.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
I would suggest a run or a pass...
…to avoid a 15-yard unsportsmanlike – unless it’s Dunta’s stupid face, then I’d go all punchy on that ish…
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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
play action TD to james casey
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I know Foster is the man but Tate seems harder to tackle
I’d use him in goal line situations
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions
Hell of a drive! We need 7, fellas.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Konserviak is dead!!
Long live Kubi-4th downs are easy with arian foster-ak!!!!
by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Namaste, bitches.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yes!!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Lean on me! When you're not strongggg oh! FOSTER TD! FUK YEA
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
james casey got hurt
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Wooo!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Casey knocked Peterson's helmet off!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Fuck yeah!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
/taps microphone to see if it's on
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
/drops mic
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
i actually feel like that right now
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
if I could rec on mobile
This would be gooed
by _empty on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what a conservative play call
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
I know. Awful.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Foster to the rescue. legooo DDDDD!!!!!
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Very happy for Kubiak that the decision worked out
other wise right now we’d be saying he went for the FG when he shouldn’t and then didn’t go for the FG when he should have
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions
I turned on the game RIGHT before Roddy's TD...
Thankfully, karma is restored.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
How big are these Texans playing right now?
I’m proud of my boys right now.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Right now.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So we know who wins that award this week
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Not even the Gods can stop the Texans, but they are trying hard.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hush.
Do not mock the football gods.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
That is on Kubiak
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
that was a physical drive. very proud of that.
reminds me of the pittsburgh game. time for D to take care of the rest
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Great, great drive
Finish the job defense. We got this.
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
It was the other hammy.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
we will find out after the game
at this point we gotta keep playing.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
gotta keep battling
i believe in these guys. we can win this
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions
FUCK YO RUN D
Nick Scurfield
@NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Arian Foster now has 26 carries for 105 yards. He’s the 1st player w/ 100 rushing yards vs Atlanta in 15 games
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
I can't remember
which games did Foster miss this season from hammy issues?
Follow the invalid toad.
Two of the first three.
And was mostly ineffective and on the sidelines in the second one.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Purty much
what I was thinking, but Wifey and I have short term memory loss. Bleach related.
Follow the invalid toad.
Texans have the lead.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
wooooo
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
4 and 1 call....
All I can say is Wow! Thought they shoulda took the three but Kubes goes for six! Ok Kubes I’m with you all the way now, I won’t second guess you ever again! Maybe?
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
^This!
I just hope AJ can play in the playiffs
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Bring the noise Reliant.
The nation has forgotten that Houston loves football.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
After the old Frank Reich Wildcard win...
…I never thought I’d root for Buffalo, but here we are.
Also, don’t sleep on the Broncos game – Tebow (sigh) is probably going to do it again, and he’s doing it through the air as well…
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Defense is smelling blood. love it
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Falcons PA is not believeable
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
....because no one is worried that Turner is going to rip off a huge gain...
…looking old and/or done. At least today.
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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
This or a sack fumble
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Props to the home crowd today!
Reliant has been relentless, proud to be a legitimate football city again.
by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Watching the feed shake
from all the stomping, etc., makes a Texan feel good!
Follow the invalid toad.
come on. give our boy reed a sack. let his streak continue
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
That is grounding!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Yup
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Smith is a beast this game
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Antonio Smith
is retarded.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Upon further review
you are correct.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
why arent manning and quin playing??
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Yup.
We keep getting fucked.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Bullshit offsides.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
BUFFALO IS ALIVE!
…one score – 2:58 left and two timeouts for each team.
Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.
False start
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
The guard jumped
of course not called
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Colts looking to tie the game
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
NO NEGATIVE NELLIES!!!!!!
comon guys we all know better this year. its a real football team. We can do this, root root root for the home team and all that. Sheesh.
yep
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
He literally did not do anything wrong.
Nothing. And he got flagged for it. Fuck this shit.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
shit call
nice catch, hang in there D, we can afford 3
seriously why is demps getting all this PT
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Well I guess it's a really good thing Kubiak went for the TD
must have realized our D isn’t performing as advertised today. Getting drilled on 3rd down
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions
time for a pick
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
That was not luck there, friend.
Great positioning by Allen.
Stop'em
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Allen had great D there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I hate these refs.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
HOLY BALLS. Did Wade throw 9 guys in the box?
DEEP STEEL BLUE BALLS, my friend.
Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.
SWEEEEEEEEEETTT!
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
hahahahahahga
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Delay of Game!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Can we double Gonzalez?
He’s killing us.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Saved by the bell...or whistle.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
im nervous
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Cover the middle of the field
Please….PLEASE.
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
Thank you Reliant fans!!!
You have rocked so far today!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Big props to the home crowd
They did their part indeed.
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
Makes me proud
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heart, chest, can't breathe
it’s been a while since a game as done this to me. Let’s go D!
i believe in this team
gotta keep battling. we can win this game
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions
They might run a screen
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
If the defense holds......
The Reliant Stadium Crowd has my vote right now for Unsung Hero Of The Week!!!!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Absolutely!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nah, I keep dozing off
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Awesome game
And Yate has proved himself
whatever happen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
I am truly expecting a pick 6 here
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Even a 1st down
Even a TD…this game ain’t over. In Wade, in TJ we trust.
how about a pick 6 right about now!
by _empty on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
The Seahawks Stadium is responsible for a lot of false starts and delay of game calls against opponents.
Reliant is reminding me of it a lot now.
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We just needed something to cheer about.
I keep saying, nobody seems to remember what a tough place to play Houston was once.
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Wow thats high praise
Those folks get loud regardless how their team plays.
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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Turnover on downs bitches!!!
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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BIG BIG BIG PLAY!
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Texans are teh awesome!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
God is giving us a trade off. Win with injuries or lose without them
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Also Gonzalez WAS doubled on that one.
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I'm surprised they didn't whistle Cushing for a late hit, thank god
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions
Or hit to the head....
Even though he did not touch it.
Ha Wade saying its not over. I love that dude
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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Smart man.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Come on guys
No slacking here
just get a couple of first downs and you have it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
gotta keep battling
i believe in this team.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions
One may be enough
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
we can win this game
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions
Feels exactly like the pittsburgh game. Hopefully Andre isn't hurt bad.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
This or PA
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
no turnovers. smart football.
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST reply actions
They keep showing Wade
is Kubiak even on the sidelines still?
time to stuff it down once more
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
No way they pass, I think.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
*own
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
I would call that or PA short pass
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yates has had a fine game
Could not have asked for any more of him
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
not over
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
It isn;t, but Yates did what he needed to do
Some other offensive players could have/should have stepped up like he did
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
He has played well
and done a helluvalot better than I thought he would getting feet wet.
Follow the invalid toad.
gotta keep battling
i believe in this team. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions
Buffalo about to get ball back down 6. They can win the game
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Oh yes please.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
True, but I'd rather they not have to.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Time for an impression - see if you can guess who I am...
Typical Kunserviak, three runs in a row, no balls to pass right now when they’re least expecting it
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
this aint the saints D bro
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
hahhahahahaha
/cries
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Take your time Hartmann.
No hurry.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
i believe in this team.
gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions
Can't we run the clock out .. call a TO and punt
giving them 1s?
not the hitman
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions
how can the punter get hurt and no flag?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
r u fucking kiddding me
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions
I hate ending on Defense
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
And the punter goes down...
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Not Hartmann!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Holy shit....even our punter?!??!?!?!?!?!
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hartman down - damn!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
oh shit
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions
Most likely a hyperextended knee
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
do we even have a backup punter?
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
kareem
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Casey?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
they need to do something about this damn turf
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fire the Dude who takes care of the field
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
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by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Is it me, or is the Reliant turf especially dangerous?
I’m getting tired of our guys going down with no contact on it.
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Only Texans players get injured like that
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
DAMNIT
every. damn. injury.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
I want this grounds crew fired, and then shot.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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Let's shoot them first.
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well that sucks...
gotta hold them…for Hartmann!
In Canada our balls are bigger
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a list far too long to think about right now
In Canada our balls are bigger
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by canadian texan on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Come on D
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
This fucking turf
is dogshit. The entire groundscrew should be hanged.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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God fucking damn it!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
now allen?!?!?!?!?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions
Hartman going down is a HUGE loss, who's his backup?
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions
dont know if to laugh or say not cool
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
So offensive players get protected by flags
but not ball carriers for unnecessary roughness…
So can we call a helmet on helmet on the offense.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Paint the parking lot green at Reliant
and play out there. It has to be better.
Follow the invalid toad.
Yes, ATL is truly a sack of assholes.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
So at what fucking point do we call Keanu Reeves and the replacements?!?!
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
We could use one of the bodyguard guards from the movie
Briesel has tried to kill us today.
Just a sack
or sack/fumble
or pick 6
or Int
or anything good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Allen just got punked.
I have no fear even in my fairly drunken state, nothing can stop this run away freight train from hell known as the Houston Texans. Super bowl or bust. Fuck yeah
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 3:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
pyrrhic victory/loss much?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 3:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Pretty please :)
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Kareem couldn't get there in time
lol JJ wasn’t actually ever tackled there
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions
What I do?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
went out of bounds and came back in
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
10 second run off?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
The fuck just happened?
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Ice Kareem won't win a lot of jump balls
And he will never ever ever ever out jump Julio Jones.
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They just turned the fuckin game off in san antonio
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
oooohh
I had my fuck you Kareem post ready to go
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cowboy game just started!!!!! FUCJK ALKSJDF
by LordGav1n on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
oh fucking fuck fox
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
by Chrxtopher on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
They just cut to the Cowboys game
Fuck you fox. fuck you fuck you
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Same here!
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
WTF fox is switching before end of game
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
GODDAMN FOX AND GODDAMN COWBOYS!!!!!
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
8 seconds left
you switch to pregame coverage. fuck fox
by maroonedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you shitting me!!! now you switch coverage
by maroonedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
oh god oh god oh god. blitz?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Burn in hell you pieces of shit
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You kidding me?
1 second?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Switching to the Cowpie game
fuck you fox!
by thebluffrat on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you mothers and your whole family.
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
happy birthday, UT!!!!
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Thank you very much!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
happy birthday!
Lurking BRB since 2008.
by FandomEst2002 on Dec 4, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Help
Heart attack
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by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Texans win!!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Fuck Dallas for ever existing
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
YES!!!! CONGRATS! BIG BIG WIN! especially considering the circumstances!
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Fuck the cowboys!
Fox just cut to the fucking cowboys in San Antonio, those bitches!
It's Jacoby Jones Time!
by kurtie! on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
did the same fuckin shit in Austin
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Goodbye ATL you cheapshot fuckers. You just lost to our 3rd QB.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
rec'd
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I rec'd
your rec. Because I always rec hatred.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Wahoo!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Yup... all 59:52 of it that I got to see here in Austin...
Die in a flaming car crash, you FOX programming assholes.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
WOW that ball should have been caught, JJ blew it
Hey Falcons management nice job trading a bunch of pics for that guy
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions
How did he ever get so open in the first place
JJ made a LOT of costly mistakes today
Who stil mad we didn’t go for him in the first???
by Scruffy The Janitor on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
TJ Yates. Just winz
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Best winning percentage of all starting QBs
100 fucking percent
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Another dropped ball
but I’ll take the win. We lost enough this game anyways.
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions
Damn...he just dropped the ball. I'll take it!!
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
So glad I got to see it
Fuck Fox
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So the Red Hot Dirty Birds go down
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Good game, guys
You handled us with relative ease.
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by Dave Choate on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ease is not a word I'd use to describe this game.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
You made our offense look like a Pop Warner team, though
So your D deserves a ton of props for that. Best of luck the rest of the way.
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I thought your receivers helped out a bit.
Roddy and Julio seemed to drop quite a few catchable passes, including that one at the last second.
Hell of a game though. I wouldn’t mind a rematch, say, sometime early next year…
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not easy no
I almost would take a the win without any of the injuries we got.
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Fuck Austin's Fox
Thank you firstrowsports.tv
by memyselfini on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
same here
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hell to the yes!!!!
Oh and fuck everything to do with Fox and the Cowboys.
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FUCK YOU ATLANTA AND FUCK YOU TEXANS GROUNDSCREW
GO TEXANS!!!!
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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
holy fucking shit batman.
I feel like i’ve run a marathon
I guess we have no idea who we got left on the team
Dropping like flies every other play. But this rookie QB could take us deep in the playoffs
he had a good first half
a bleh 2nd half. Not bad for his first game.
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This calls for another drink!
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
Titans won so they still are a thorn right now
But they will be removed soon
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we own the first 4 or 5 tiebreakers
making us up 3 with 4 to go. Basically if we beat the colts we have this in the bag
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i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions
Ya think?
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
This is the best OU impression I've ever seen.
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Even OU would be jealous
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by FandomEst2002 on Dec 4, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
INT and game winning stop
McClain_on_NFL John McClain
With no time left, Kareem Jackson broke up pass in end zone for Julio Jones to finish Texans 17-10 win and extend winning streak to 6 games.
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LOL except he didn't
that ball came out of Jones’ hands
by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
That's not really accurate.
Julio Jones dropped it. Kareem was nowhere close to the ball.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
high cholesterol and wheezing?
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
And lots of sweat.
Cold, clammy walrus-sweat.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
plus some!
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions
AllenOU'd x 11
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
And it continues
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
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LOOOL
it never stops
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by FandomEst2002 on Dec 4, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Julio Jones had the ball in his hands and dropped it....
We lucked up on that one! But a win is a win is a MF’ing WIN!!!!
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by TXinCA on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions
I hate FOX even more, now. And the Cowboys.
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by Stupendous Man on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
fuck the cowboys. i wanna watch the packers giants
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wtf
did we win or not this is fucked up
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
We won.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
It's a good thing
That the Falcons didn’t trade a bunch of picks to get him.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd with enthusiasm.
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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Btw, you were right on the run defense.
They bottled up Turner all day long. I’m glad I was wrong.
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Yeah
I just wish they hadn’t given up as many converted third-and-longs. Mighty frustrating.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
other then the bucs
is this the first not terrible offense we’ve played in liek 3 months?
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Good point.
Still a bit frustrating at the time.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
of course
the Texans D is teh awesome
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Celebration thread Nao!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Only bad news... BESFs won
But I give a fuck
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Somebody on the radio this week brought up the question...
If you could sign a contract that ensured a Titans loss to Buffalo with the condition that the Texans would lose to Atlanta, would you sign it? I might have, but keeping our divisional lead and winning is just icing on the cake.
And don’t look now, but Cinci looks underwhelming at best.
What scenarios are left in which we beat the Colts and miss the playoffs?
Can it even happen at this point?
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No way
10 wins (assuming we lose to the Bengals) and 5-0 in the division wraps it up.
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unless...
The BESFs run the table. hahahahahahahhaha
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
What a finsih.
Yates…I believe in you. You’ll only get better even if Andre is gone (again).
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
fuck FOX
they switched away to the Cowgirls game here in Austin right after the Falcons receiver got called for going out of bounds with 8 seconds left. i know we won, but what happened on the last play?
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by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Same shit on Fox in San Antonio
with atl at hou 30 and 16 seconds left
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Pass to Julio Jones in endzone
Believe it or not – defensed by Kareem Jackson
Texans win
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Dare I say that Kareem has looked better of late?
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you can say it.
not really true, but you can say it all you like
Don't get it mixed up.
Jackson had nothing to do with that pass being incomplete. It hit Jones in the hands and he dropped it.
Jackson waved his hands around but he was really irrelevant to the outcome of the play.
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I'm not basing it on one play, and he could hardly get worse.
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True.
I thought he had a handful of really bad plays today though. Julio is a freak and pretty much abused Jackson all game in my view, but his drops kept him from putting up bigger numbers.
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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
hahahahaha
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not defensed...
Dropped. That was horrific coverage for what was basically a Hail Mary.
Two plays.
First, Ryan overthrows somebody on right side of end zone. Second, jJ drops a pass on left side of end zone. Kareem defending.
Hail Mary pass came out of Julio Jones' hands.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Did Jones just plain drop it or was it a tough catch to make?
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
A little of both, tough to catch, but hit his hands.
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plain drop
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Very tough catch falling away from the ball with guys around him.
Regardless it was incomplete and the Texans won.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Wow, Texans 9-3 despite everything.
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Yep
Who woulda think it
all of this
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Already can't wait to see what we do with a healthy fresh start next season
I’m still thinking one and done in the playoffs but getting there is a great start :)
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That's easy.
We’ll get injured.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Hush.
And I’m actually pretty encouraged. For a 5th round rookie in his first game against a good team, I thought Yates looked really promising.
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Yes.
And that hype about him making plays with his legs turns out not to be hype at all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
kind of weird to see
also improvising on throws
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That play where he kind of shoulder-shimmied Abraham (I think) before completing a pass to Foster was incredibly impressive.
Even with a sub-par second half, I think we could do much, much worse at QB.
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You are basing this prediction on what?
I bet you predicted the Texans lose this game
amiright?
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Half the team being out with injuries
Cut me some slack, I’m a Texans fan, bleach is my default drink.
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losing AJ again... ugh
I think we can still do damage. We showed we can still run the ball without schuaby(and with AJ out again and agaisnt the #2 rush defense). And our d is pretty good. I’m not conceding anything yet.
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Best story in the NFL.
Of course Tebow beating the 2-9 Vikings will dominate the headlines again.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
fuck fox network
And fuck the cowboys bullshit they switched the game for the fucking cowboys pregame
by TexansForLife on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Texans' story this season has to be the best in the league
and we’ll still get no love from anyone
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If only there were someone here
Who believed in this team, thinks that they have to keep battling, but can win this game.
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I hate Fox
If we make it to the super bowl I’m going to miss the last drive so they can start Glee on time.
by GatorTD on Dec 4, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
There are so many many reasons to hate Fox.
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3 joe buck
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
#4 NOT using Gus Johnson for NFL
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well that was the biggest hurdle in our way
And we tackled it. This gives me great hope. T.J. looked good, he really did. Foster did pretty good even against the staunch run defense of the Falcons and a rookie QB. Defense played amazingly as always. Good things are coming. I don’t see us losing another game at home- the crowd was so damn loud today.
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The camera shot was shaking...
from all the vibration at Reliant on ATl last 2 drives. Very cool to watch
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I love the Reliant Stadium crowd
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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Texans run game opened up in the second half. Hit the average yards per game against them.
That’s impressive.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
First time in nearly a season a RB broke 100 yards on them.
Also, Matty Ice my ass.
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14 games...
3 and out!
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I would honestly give on game ball to Foster and one to Reliant.
Because that’s the margin of victory.
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He played lights out
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I told Tim so
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
You rock
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Yee haa!
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So now the magic number is 2?
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or a win over the colts and a titans lose to anybody
Make Em Eat Grass
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Seneca Wallace
Coming in to play QB for Cleveland. Wow.
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oof
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at least andres other hammy isnt terrible. sit him till next season
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by jahunter221 on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
maybe just till playoffs
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'd go for that.
Because I would dearly love to see Andre play in the playoffs. If anyone deserves it, it’s him.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
fify
threw like a high school second string qb and prayed after tds, he might get some credit
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Denver wins by 3...
…does Tebow kick FGs as well?
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
He does the deep snaps
I mean he’s a part of every aspect of every team for the Broncos, right?
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Kubes gives games balls to Coach Knapp and Coach Dennison
…I wonder what they think of Tim Tebow leading the Broncos to another victory?
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Who gives a shit about the first min. Of the fucking cowgirls game?
Can’t believe they switched it. Fuck Fox. Way to go Texans and way to go TJ . We got this the rest of the way!
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Game MVP
My vote for MVP has to be the Ball Boys on the sidelines who kept GREASING the balls used by the Falcons. Had to be for so many drops.
Kubiak said "battlin" within the first 30 seconds of the presser
doesn’t that mean we all get slushies from sonic
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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Hopefully good news
@NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Kubiak said Andre Johnson’s hamstring injury was described to him as “not being severe,” but will have to wait and see til tomorrow
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Hopefully it's not going to put him out to long.
He and TJ started to look like Andre and Schaub.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions
last play of the game..
fox switches over to cowshits…. that’s worse then that shit cbs pulls…..
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions
I hate the Callous DoughBoys
I am going to shoot myself in the femoral artery and bleed out in a pool of piranha and wait for those little needle like parasites to swim up my…
Wait!
I can change the channel. Never mind.
Follow the invalid toad.
The most shocking thing today
The patriots only beat the colts by 7!!! That really shocked me.
by TheDream34 on Dec 4, 2011 3:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Can't beleive after that huge lead they let Dan O got Peyton on their defense.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I was losing confidence in Foster in the first half.
But damn, did he come through in the second. Big run after big run.
I think both our o- and d-lines got better as the game wore on.
I’ve noticed that before.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
credit to our strength and conditioning coach for that?
then again we keep getting guys injured….
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Other than AJ and Foster
I don’t think the injuries could reasonably be blamed on the strength and conditioning staff.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Or the sniper
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
in reality
the o-line was playing crappy in the 1st half
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
YATES-SEEN-NOTHIN-YET!!!!
get it?
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Dec 4, 2011 3:34 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
YATES = YOU AINT
forget it
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
rec'd for BTO...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
word is that
he makes some PRETTY WEIRD faces
Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!
by theSpaceCityKid on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
They were VP if not MVP
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Anytime you have the commentators crediting them as part of the Texans' defense
you know it was loud as hell
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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Those false starts where big.
Loudest I’ve ever heard Reliant. I think anyways.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
where's the post game thread
i wanna gloat
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I didnt see him play a lot in the second half.
Lots of demps
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Weejayyyyy!!!
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I'm going to just come out there and say it.
Gary Kubiak is a good football coach.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
COTY next to JH imo
overcame SOOOO many injuries to tie our franchise win record…WITH MULTIPLE GAMES LEFT TO GO
by BC5 on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
.500 after today.
He could finally finish with a winning record after a season.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I think he should get coach of the year.
TJ coming out and playing better than Matt Ryan=great coaching on offense. And it wasn’t a simple offense. He came out firing.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
CEL E BRATE
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
celebrate....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsppOw2Mxk
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
All I have to say is
FUCK.
YOU.
FOX 7.
AUSTIN.
I hope your whole goddamned building burns.
i love your superman pose. I AM SO WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions
When he got sacked by Peterson...
….and went down HARD, he never even came close to giving up the ball. I love ya Matty, but Schaub usually gives it up on a hit like that
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Then they drive 19 plays for over 10 minutes,,
…and on the scoring play, Casey knocked Peterson’s helmet off his head blowing him up and opening the hole for Foster. That’s physical football
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Houston Rocks!
We pulled this out with great D and a great gamePlan. We win out! We go deep into the playoffs, shit, we may even make it to the big show.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
game ball goes to…
Houston texan fans!
by inktup on Dec 4, 2011 3:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Did anyone else see
gritty determination (pardon the cliche) from EVERYBODY on the Texans team today? Including 12th man?
Follow the invalid toad.
I called it before the game
Nick Scurfield
The Falcons entered Week 13 allowing 83.5 rushing yds per game. The Texans ran for 162 today, including 111 by Foster
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Marc Kahlberg
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Deepest team in the NFL
hands down
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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Are all the BRB powers that be passed out or what?
Where is the post game thread?
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
might not get one till tomorrow
everyone is exhausted from this game
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
They'll get one up, still fapping
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Too much Wadeaid, Yatesaid, and Kubiade.
All of that mixed with Battle Red Koolaid.
.................
How can they possibly be sober after a game like that?
Let em enjoy their postgame buzz for awhile
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
This team pulled victory from the jaws of defeat(or at least OT). And I am an asshole for ever doubting them today. Excellent win.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Nick Scurfield
Kubiak said he gave out 2 game balls: “(QB coach) Greg Knapp and (offensive coordinator) Rick Dennison have not slept this week.”
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Sweet. They deserve it. I'd give one to Wade too just because
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
I think Wade gets a golden football after every game
after all Kubiak used to be a ball boy under Bum
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Ball? Bum?
What is…The Jerry Sandusky Story?
by GatorTD on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and one hour of "shorts time".
Though this is always done in a visually sealed environment to make sure everyone is safe.
.................
by Schlauton on Dec 4, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for mind image..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
My heart was pounding out of my chest!
Fox almost contributed to my heart attack.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Same here.
My chest still hurts.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
^^ This.
If I’d known my blood pressure in the last minute, I would have called 9-1-1 for sure.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Personally
As long as we’re passing out game balls, how about Dunta Robinson?
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Honorary mention for sure.
That holding call saved the Texans.
Thanks 23.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The Bandwagon needs extra shocks
And beefed up suspension
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Can't say I blame him.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
He was crying on the sideline.
Could be out of frustration though. /hopes
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
THis team faces adversity
And chews its fuckin face off. We are DEEP. The years and years of drafting on defense has finally paid off now that we have a coach that can actually utilize it. Kubiak has learned on the job and is now one of the best coaches in the NFL. Yates looks like a seasoned pro out there, and Kubes can pickem and coach em.
Barring any other major injury (Cushing – man I nearly lost my breath on that one) I think we get a 1st round bye and go deep into the playoffs. Superbowl is not out of the question.
by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 4, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions
Running game sucked balls in the first half,
won the game in the second half with one of the most soul-destroying drives you’ll ever see.
Game balls given:
Weejay
Foster
The whole D
The crowd
Human balls taken:
The entire officiating crew, for the most unforgivable display of ineptitude and blindness seen in the NFL this year, or maybe ever.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
cliche I know but defense wins championships we are the best TEAM in the league
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
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