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Game Day Open Thread: Atlanta Falcons @ Houston Texans, Fourth Quarter

No. Please, no.

Continue the conversation here. Me? I'll be getting blindly drunk. (Moreso than I would have, I mean.)

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Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

Nevermind

Penalty

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Atlanta Falcons

Hold the record for most players on the active roster with dreads.

by EastonFection on Dec 4, 2011 2:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Awesome holding

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

Can I be the first to blame AJ's subsequent hammy on Kubes?

Just wanted to get it out of the way

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Dec 4, 2011 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

can't wait for pats again to come out and say our field is bad

and everyone knows it, even though their the only ones to ever complain

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

DAMMIT JACOBY

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 4, 2011 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Jacoby has to catch that

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

LMAO

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

Come on, let's get a big play.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

And of all the times I forgot to buy beer.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

This just in

Houston is on suicide watch.

by SoCalTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

probably get injured before

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

And that's why 80 is important

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

Thank god for fucking Cunta.

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

WR should be our First round Pick

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, probably so.

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Mohammed Sanu

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

no. a surgeon with the first pick.

He’ll see more playing time.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

Alshon Jeffrey, Kendall Wright, Blackmon, Broyles. There’s alot of good ones in this draft class.

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dwight Jones, WR, UNC

Do I need to keep saying this?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Floyd has some off field issues

I’d say Dwight Jones or Nick Toon would be my choices

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He could be a convicted baby rapist

and I’d still lobby for him.

/not for real

Nick Toon I like aswell

by BC5 on Dec 4, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we really want another WR with the last name Jones?

I mean, that clan doesn’t exactly have a long, storied history of success in the NFL.

by T-Moar on Dec 4, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

to be fair it was a bad throw

but jj should catch that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

KW thank you for joining us.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Again.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Great call

Great execution!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Good battlin' as well.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hang in there Yates

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

i completly 100%

agree with you. we need another big name mirroring dre

by furybballer_0 on Dec 4, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Reply to me?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Winston has looked poor this game.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

he needs to get off his youtube videos and work on his game

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Less radio, too.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

CMON TD!!!!!!!

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Grown man Tate

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Tate!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Big time run

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Yates to Tate!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Hustle and Flow, baby

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Tate is hitting the holes faster than ATL can dive at his knees.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Screw Rothlisberger. Houston has the real Big Ben!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

all of our runs are stretch plays

it doesnt seem like we’ve had too many just straight up the gut

by furybballer_0 on Dec 4, 2011 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

Good point.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Sergeant Tate!

/Lamb Silence’d

Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.

by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

again?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

FFS

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit

dammit dammit dammit

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Briesel, FFS.

http://www.crawfishboxes.com

by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Bench Briesel NOW!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

our backup o-line all got hurt in the preseason

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Just to clarify, Andre Johnson’s injury is to his left hamstring. It was his right hamstring earlier this season

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Foster saves the day!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Foster!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Ankle tackle number zillion.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

so a new RG this offseason

Could Winston slide down and we upgrade at RT?

by maroonedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

briesel

Is gonna open his door to a flaming bag of dog shit tomorrow morning

by HTown80 on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah boyeeee

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

FOSTER!!!!!

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

This Texans truck runs on BRIESEL!

…unfortunately it only goes in reverse.

Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.

by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

doing our level best not to win

Thank god for Foster.

With Foster, nothing is too big to bail out.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Run-run pass bleh

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

FREE JAMES CASEY!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

This!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Just told Wifey

Have Casey throw it

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on - don't get too conservative!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

screen to foster

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

or OD

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Points or go for it?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

shitty spot challenge it

by AngryDre on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

Great effort

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

D can hold down 97 yards

…go for it. Naked bootleg.

Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.

by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Call is correct I think.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

horrible spot.

he didnt get it, but it was closer than that

by JMFC on Dec 4, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

I think they’re going to go for it.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

kick it!

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

It was a good call

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Big freakin’ brass ones.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

FOSTER IS SO NICE

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you Foster!!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

VREEEEEK

The Texans are like a $14 wine. They're supposed to get better in time, but in the end it's still crap.

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Big. Nuts.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

their o resting as well

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Our D, though actually does need long drives from our O.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I had no real opinion on ATL before this game, but at this point I think they're sack full of assholes.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Nice

Bunch of over rated pussies to

by Hoodoo Opr8r on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I would suggest a run or a pass...

…to avoid a 15-yard unsportsmanlike – unless it’s Dunta’s stupid face, then I’d go all punchy on that ish…

Something clever and witty until I think of something awesome.

by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

play action TD to james casey

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

This is the correct decision

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

or not

:)

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell of a drive! We need 7, fellas.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

Konserviak is dead!!

Long live Kubi-4th downs are easy with arian foster-ak!!!!

by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Namaste, bitches.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Yes!!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

Lean on me! When you're not strongggg oh! FOSTER TD! FUK YEA

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

james casey got hurt

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

Namusan!!!!!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

STRENGTH

AGAINST
STRENGTH
and we won the battle

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN FOSTER

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Wooo!

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Casey knocked Peterson's helmet off!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck yeah!!!

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

i actually feel like that right now

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

love it

F yo defense atlanta, f yo defense

by TiEaB on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

if I could rec on mobile

This would be gooed

by _empty on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

what a conservative play call

With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????

Oh boy...

by Carter Liles on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

I know. Awful.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Very happy for Kubiak that the decision worked out

other wise right now we’d be saying he went for the FG when he shouldn’t and then didn’t go for the FG when he should have

by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

I turned on the game RIGHT before Roddy's TD...

Thankfully, karma is restored.

"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing

by CanadaGoose on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

How big are these Texans playing right now?

I’m proud of my boys right now.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Right now.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So we know who wins that award this week

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even the Gods can stop the Texans, but they are trying hard.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Hush.

Do not mock the football gods.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit.

See Cushing limping off the field.

by USMC_JA on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

that was a physical drive. very proud of that.

reminds me of the pittsburgh game. time for D to take care of the rest

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Great, great drive

Finish the job defense. We got this.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

It's the other one

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It was the other hammy.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

we will find out after the game

at this point we gotta keep playing.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta keep battling

i believe in these guys. we can win this

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YO RUN D
Nick Scurfield
@NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Arian Foster now has 26 carries for 105 yards. He’s the 1st player w/ 100 rushing yards vs Atlanta in 15 games

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Nice.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Recognize, ATL.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't remember

which games did Foster miss this season from hammy issues?

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Two of the first three.

And was mostly ineffective and on the sidelines in the second one.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Dec 4, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Purty much

what I was thinking, but Wifey and I have short term memory loss. Bleach related.

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Texans have the lead.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

wooooo

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

4 and 1 call....

All I can say is Wow! Thought they shoulda took the three but Kubes goes for six! Ok Kubes I’m with you all the way now, I won’t second guess you ever again! Maybe?

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by TXinCA on Dec 4, 2011 2:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

^This!

I just hope AJ can play in the playiffs

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring the noise Reliant.

The nation has forgotten that Houston loves football.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

After the old Frank Reich Wildcard win...

…I never thought I’d root for Buffalo, but here we are.

Also, don’t sleep on the Broncos game – Tebow (sigh) is probably going to do it again, and he’s doing it through the air as well…

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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

COME ON D. CLOSE IT OUT!!!

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

Defense is smelling blood. love it

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

Falcons PA is not believeable

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

....because no one is worried that Turner is going to rip off a huge gain...

…looking old and/or done. At least today.

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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Dey comin' for you

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

This or a sack fumble

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Props to the home crowd today!

Reliant has been relentless, proud to be a legitimate football city again.

by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Watching the feed shake

from all the stomping, etc., makes a Texan feel good!

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

come on. give our boy reed a sack. let his streak continue

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

That is grounding!

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

no grounding?

ok no he got out of the tackle box

by A Mar on Dec 4, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

COME ON D

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

Reed's gonna get 'em

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by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

pretty pretty please.

with sugar and tits on top. (Tits are always a plus.)

by Kiratomi on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't outside the box

Shoulda been intentional grounding.

by LedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

Yup

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

One more stop!

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

Smith is a beast this game

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

Antonio Smith

is retarded.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Upon further review

you are correct.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

why arent manning and quin playing??

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~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

Middle of the field open again.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

gar!!!!

COMMON D!!! LOCK THIS DOWN!!

by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

Yup.

We keep getting fucked.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit offsides.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

BUFFALO IS ALIVE!

…one score – 2:58 left and two timeouts for each team.

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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

False start

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

The guard jumped

of course not called

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

Int time

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

Colts looking to tie the game

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

NO NEGATIVE NELLIES!!!!!!

comon guys we all know better this year. its a real football team. We can do this, root root root for the home team and all that. Sheesh.

by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

yep

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

How is that PI?

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

He literally did not do anything wrong.

Nothing. And he got flagged for it. Fuck this shit.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

shit call

nice catch, hang in there D, we can afford 3

by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

seriously why is demps getting all this PT

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~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

Bend

Don’t break

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

Well I guess it's a really good thing Kubiak went for the TD

must have realized our D isn’t performing as advertised today. Getting drilled on 3rd down

by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

time for a pick

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

SACK HIM NOW

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Stop'em

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Allen had great D there

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Great coverage by Allen

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

I hate these refs.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

FINISH THEM HERE

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY BALLS. Did Wade throw 9 guys in the box?

DEEP STEEL BLUE BALLS, my friend.

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by texpatriateCO on Dec 4, 2011 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEETTT!

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

GOOD FLAG

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Yes...delay!

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by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

hahahahahahga

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Delay of Game!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Can we double Gonzalez?

He’s killing us.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Saved by the bell...or whistle.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Reliant sound crew starting up “Hell’s Bells”

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

im nervous

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

ONE MORE STOP!

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

Cover the middle of the field

Please….PLEASE.

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by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you Reliant fans!!!

You have rocked so far today!

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

Big props to the home crowd

They did their part indeed.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes me proud

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Heart, chest, can't breathe

it’s been a while since a game as done this to me. Let’s go D!

by Big T33 on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team

gotta keep battling. we can win this game

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

They might run a screen

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~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

wow and nice

2 delay of games so far. The fans are on the field!

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

If the defense holds......

The Reliant Stadium Crowd has my vote right now for Unsung Hero Of The Week!!!!

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by TXinCA on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Absolutely!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

Great Game

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, I keep dozing off

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome game

And Yate has proved himself

whatever happen

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I am truly expecting a pick 6 here

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

yep

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Even a 1st down

Even a TD…this game ain’t over. In Wade, in TJ we trust.

by Big T33 on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

The Seahawks Stadium is responsible for a lot of false starts and delay of game calls against opponents.

Reliant is reminding me of it a lot now.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

We just needed something to cheer about.

I keep saying, nobody seems to remember what a tough place to play Houston was once.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow thats high praise

Those folks get loud regardless how their team plays.

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

UNDERTHROW!!!!!

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by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Turnover on downs bitches!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YES, IN MOTHER FUCKING WADE WE TRUST!

by Kiratomi on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

BIG BIG BIG PLAY!

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Texans are teh awesome!

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

God is giving us a trade off. Win with injuries or lose without them

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Game...blouses.

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by Salad on Dec 4, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

2?

They only have 1 timeout (just taken) and the 2 minute warning. I think they need just one.

by Big T33 on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Smart man.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on guys

No slacking here

just get a couple of first downs and you have it

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

gotta keep battling

i believe in this team.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

One may be enough

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

we can win this game

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

Keep the ball

Keep the game

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

^This

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

This or PA

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

no turnovers. smart football.

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

time to stuff it down once more

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

So run, run, punt?

or do we try to pass on 3rd?

by A Mar on Dec 4, 2011 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

No way they pass, I think.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

*own

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Draw play out of the gun

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I would call that or PA short pass

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yates has had a fine game

Could not have asked for any more of him

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

not over

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It isn;t, but Yates did what he needed to do

Some other offensive players could have/should have stepped up like he did

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He has played well

and done a helluvalot better than I thought he would getting feet wet.

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta keep battling

i believe in this team. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Buffalo about to get ball back down 6. They can win the game

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~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Oh yes please.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

True, but I'd rather they not have to.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Time for an impression - see if you can guess who I am...

Typical Kunserviak, three runs in a row, no balls to pass right now when they’re least expecting it

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by Hugh Jarce on Dec 4, 2011 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

let's go D

it’s all on you now

by A Mar on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

this aint the saints D bro

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

Just thought the same thing

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

hahhahahahaha

/cries

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Take your time Hartmann.

No hurry.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team.

gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

1:14

Need a good punt and no big plays.

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

TIME TO FINISH THEM DEFENSE

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Not Hartmann fuuuuck

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

not the hitman

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Meet Mr. Nading

Say hello

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

how can the punter get hurt and no flag?

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

r u fucking kiddding me

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

I hate ending on Defense

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

And the punter goes down...

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by Jon Banks on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Not Hartmann!!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit....even our punter?!??!?!?!?!?!

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by Salad on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Hartman down - damn!

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

oh shit

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~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

do we even have a backup punter?

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by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

kareem

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

THOR?

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Casey?

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Fire the Dude who takes care of the field

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK!?

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by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Is it me, or is the Reliant turf especially dangerous?

I’m getting tired of our guys going down with no contact on it.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Only Texans players get injured like that

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

DAMNIT

every. damn. injury.

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by CanadaGoose on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

I want this grounds crew fired, and then shot.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Let's shoot them first.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

He is in a lot of pain. Definitely gonna have to IR him

by TexasCommodore on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Come on D

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

This fucking turf

is dogshit. The entire groundscrew should be hanged.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

What. The. Fuck.

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

God fucking damn it!!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

now allen?!?!?!?!?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

Allen now??

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

dont know if to laugh or say not cool

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

So offensive players get protected by flags

but not ball carriers for unnecessary roughness…

by MiamiTexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

This is getting silly

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

So can we call a helmet on helmet on the offense.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Paint the parking lot green at Reliant

and play out there. It has to be better.

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, ATL is truly a sack of assholes.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

So at what fucking point do we call Keanu Reeves and the replacements?!?!

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by Salad on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Allen seems to be ok

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by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Just a sack

or sack/fumble

or pick 6

or Int

or anything good

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

...seriously?!

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by canadian texan on Dec 4, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Allen just got punked.

I have no fear even in my fairly drunken state, nothing can stop this run away freight train from hell known as the Houston Texans. Super bowl or bust. Fuck yeah

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 3:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

pyrrhic victory/loss much?

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by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 3:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

hold the fort

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by canadian texan on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

COME ON D. CLOSE IT OUT!!!

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

fuck.. my heart...

this is more than i can take for my heart… uuugghhh….

by Kiratomi on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon dammit

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty please :)

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

:-| bahhh

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by canadian texan on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

What I do?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

went out of bounds and came back in

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

10 second run off?

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

SACK TIME

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

Big penalty.

FINISH IT

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

The fuck just happened?

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Ice Kareem won't win a lot of jump balls

And he will never ever ever ever out jump Julio Jones.

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

oooohh

I had my fuck you Kareem post ready to go

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cowboy game just started!!!!! FUCJK ALKSJDF

by LordGav1n on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

WTF??

Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...

by Norm Zelnick on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

oh fucking fuck fox

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

They just cut to the Cowboys game

Fuck you fox. fuck you fuck you

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Same here!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

FINISH HIM!

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by canadian texan on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

WTF fox is switching before end of game

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

GODDAMN FOX AND GODDAMN COWBOYS!!!!!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

8 seconds left

you switch to pregame coverage. fuck fox

by maroonedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you shitting me!!! now you switch coverage

by maroonedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

oh god oh god oh god. blitz?

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

one last play.

here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kiratomi on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

Burn in hell you pieces of shit

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

1 SECOND LEFT

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

You kidding me?

1 second?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck you mothers and your whole family.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

happy birthday, UT!!!!

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by KMR24 on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you very much!!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Help

Heart attack

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by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Texans win!!!!

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!! CONGRATS! BIG BIG WIN! especially considering the circumstances!

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck the cowboys!

Fox just cut to the fucking cowboys in San Antonio, those bitches!

It's Jacoby Jones Time!

by kurtie! on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

did the same fuckin shit in Austin

"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."

-- Bill Simmons

by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I rec'd

your rec. Because I always rec hatred.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Wahoo!!

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Marc Kahlberg
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Yup... all 59:52 of it that I got to see here in Austin...

Die in a flaming car crash, you FOX programming assholes.

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by DilloTex on Dec 4, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW that ball should have been caught, JJ blew it

Hey Falcons management nice job trading a bunch of pics for that guy

by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

How did he ever get so open in the first place

JJ made a LOT of costly mistakes today
Who stil mad we didn’t go for him in the first???

by Scruffy The Janitor on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

TJ Yates. Just winz

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Best winning percentage of all starting QBs

100 fucking percent

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

WEEJAY!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They won?

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

6 IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Another dropped ball

but I’ll take the win. We lost enough this game anyways.

by Big T33 on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

Damn...he just dropped the ball. I'll take it!!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

So glad I got to see it

Fuck Fox

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

So the Red Hot Dirty Birds go down

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking get innnnnnnnn

I love this team sooooo much

I hate the injuries soooo much fucking more

by EnglishTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

Good game, guys

You handled us with relative ease.

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by Dave Choate on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Ease is not a word I'd use to describe this game.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You made our offense look like a Pop Warner team, though

So your D deserves a ton of props for that. Best of luck the rest of the way.

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by Dave Choate on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought your receivers helped out a bit.

Roddy and Julio seemed to drop quite a few catchable passes, including that one at the last second.

Hell of a game though. I wouldn’t mind a rematch, say, sometime early next year…

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Classy

Yall gave us all we could handle

by JMFC on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

not easy no

I almost would take a the win without any of the injuries we got.

Durga/Jobu I’m sorry for whatever someone did to you

by shgall on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck Austin's Fox

Thank you firstrowsports.tv

by memyselfini on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

same here

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hell to the yes!!!!

Oh and fuck everything to do with Fox and the Cowboys.

by Dmo_Htx on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

holy fucking shit batman.

I feel like i’ve run a marathon

by shgall on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

I guess we have no idea who we got left on the team

Dropping like flies every other play. But this rookie QB could take us deep in the playoffs

by TexansOrBust on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

he had a good first half

a bleh 2nd half. Not bad for his first game.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

This calls for another drink!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Thanks Barry

I’ll take two. And a drink as well.

Follow the invalid toad.

by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

that should pretty much rap up the division

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

Titans won so they still are a thorn right now

But they will be removed soon

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

They get New Orleans next week

And we have Indy in a few weeks. Over.

by JMFC on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

we own the first 4 or 5 tiebreakers

making us up 3 with 4 to go. Basically if we beat the colts we have this in the bag

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

Ya think?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Epic OU

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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This is the best OU impression I've ever seen.

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by Salad on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

INT and game winning stop
McClain_on_NFL John McClain
With no time left, Kareem Jackson broke up pass in end zone for Julio Jones to finish Texans 17-10 win and extend winning streak to 6 games.

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

LOL except he didn't

that ball came out of Jones’ hands

by goingforthecorner on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not really accurate.

Julio Jones dropped it. Kareem was nowhere close to the ball.

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by Synchysi on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you expect from Pancakes?

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high cholesterol and wheezing?

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

And lots of sweat.

Cold, clammy walrus-sweat.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

With his mind

he broke it up with his mind

by NVP on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

plus some!

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I dub thee, "Ice-T...............J"

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by Hugh Jarce on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

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i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

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AllenOU'd x 11

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

And it continues

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

LOOOL

it never stops

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by FandomEst2002 on Dec 4, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Julio Jones had the ball in his hands and dropped it....

We lucked up on that one! But a win is a win is a MF’ing WIN!!!!

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i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

I hate FOX even more, now. And the Cowboys.

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fuck the cowboys. i wanna watch the packers giants

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

wtf

did we win or not this is fucked up

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

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We won.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Game's over.

17-10 Texans.

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by MDC on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Btw, you were right on the run defense.

They bottled up Turner all day long. I’m glad I was wrong.

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by Jon Banks on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I just wish they hadn’t given up as many converted third-and-longs. Mighty frustrating.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

other then the bucs

is this the first not terrible offense we’ve played in liek 3 months?

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by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

Still a bit frustrating at the time.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

of course

the Texans D is teh awesome

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Celebration thread Nao!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Dec 4, 2011 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

Only bad news... BESFs won

But I give a fuck

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

Good news.

ATL by far the best team left on our schedule.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

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*that was left

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody on the radio this week brought up the question...

If you could sign a contract that ensured a Titans loss to Buffalo with the condition that the Texans would lose to Atlanta, would you sign it? I might have, but keeping our divisional lead and winning is just icing on the cake.

And don’t look now, but Cinci looks underwhelming at best.

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No way

10 wins (assuming we lose to the Bengals) and 5-0 in the division wraps it up.

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

unless...

The BESFs run the table. hahahahahahahhaha

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by CanadaGoose on Dec 4, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

So you are a meth user too?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

What a finsih.

Yates…I believe in you. You’ll only get better even if Andre is gone (again).

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

fuck FOX

they switched away to the Cowgirls game here in Austin right after the Falcons receiver got called for going out of bounds with 8 seconds left. i know we won, but what happened on the last play?

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by Longhorn Lumboo on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Pass to Julio Jones in endzone

Believe it or not – defensed by Kareem Jackson

Texans win

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Dare I say that Kareem has looked better of late?

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

you can say it.

not really true, but you can say it all you like

by JBal on Dec 4, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get it mixed up.

Jackson had nothing to do with that pass being incomplete. It hit Jones in the hands and he dropped it.

Jackson waved his hands around but he was really irrelevant to the outcome of the play.

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by Synchysi on Dec 4, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not basing it on one play, and he could hardly get worse.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

I thought he had a handful of really bad plays today though. Julio is a freak and pretty much abused Jackson all game in my view, but his drops kept him from putting up bigger numbers.

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Julio Jones - worlds most expensive Jacoby Jones.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

hahahahaha

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Not defensed...

Dropped. That was horrific coverage for what was basically a Hail Mary.

by Nashmeister on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Two plays.

First, Ryan overthrows somebody on right side of end zone. Second, jJ drops a pass on left side of end zone. Kareem defending.

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Hail Mary pass came out of Julio Jones' hands.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Even money says...

….that at least one reporter will ask Yates what he thinks of Tiebow

by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

A little of both, tough to catch, but hit his hands.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

both

tough catch but he had it in his hands and dropped it

by maise on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

Kareem had hold of one of his arms….but in all honesty Jones should probably have got it.

by USMC_JA on Dec 4, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

plain drop

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Very tough catch falling away from the ball with guys around him.

Regardless it was incomplete and the Texans won.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, Texans 9-3 despite everything.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

Who woulda think it

all of this

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Already can't wait to see what we do with a healthy fresh start next season

I’m still thinking one and done in the playoffs but getting there is a great start :)

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

That's easy.

We’ll get injured.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hush.

And I’m actually pretty encouraged. For a 5th round rookie in his first game against a good team, I thought Yates looked really promising.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

And that hype about him making plays with his legs turns out not to be hype at all.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

kind of weird to see

also improvising on throws

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

That play where he kind of shoulder-shimmied Abraham (I think) before completing a pass to Foster was incredibly impressive.

Even with a sub-par second half, I think we could do much, much worse at QB.

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by Synchysi on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

You are basing this prediction on what?

I bet you predicted the Texans lose this game

amiright?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Half the team being out with injuries

Cut me some slack, I’m a Texans fan, bleach is my default drink.

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by OremLK on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

losing AJ again... ugh

I think we can still do damage. We showed we can still run the ball without schuaby(and with AJ out again and agaisnt the #2 rush defense). And our d is pretty good. I’m not conceding anything yet.

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by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Best story in the NFL.

Of course Tebow beating the 2-9 Vikings will dominate the headlines again.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok texans are 9-3.

But all week we going to hear about is tebow. Man i love the NFL

by southpaw70 on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

fuck fox network

And fuck the cowboys bullshit they switched the game for the fucking cowboys pregame

by TexansForLife on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Texans' story this season has to be the best in the league

and we’ll still get no love from anyone

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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

If only there were someone here

Who believed in this team, thinks that they have to keep battling, but can win this game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Fox

If we make it to the super bowl I’m going to miss the last drive so they can start Glee on time.

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There are so many many reasons to hate Fox.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

3 joe buck

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

#4 NOT using Gus Johnson for NFL

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Both networks suck

But Fox has a much better HD feed than CBS.

by LedTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that was the biggest hurdle in our way

And we tackled it. This gives me great hope. T.J. looked good, he really did. Foster did pretty good even against the staunch run defense of the Falcons and a rookie QB. Defense played amazingly as always. Good things are coming. I don’t see us losing another game at home- the crowd was so damn loud today.

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by RayFinkle1985 on Dec 4, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

The camera shot was shaking...

from all the vibration at Reliant on ATl last 2 drives. Very cool to watch

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I love the Reliant Stadium crowd

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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

First time in nearly a season a RB broke 100 yards on them.

Also, Matty Ice my ass.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

14 games...

3 and out!

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I would honestly give on game ball to Foster and one to Reliant.

Because that’s the margin of victory.

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

He played lights out

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Crowd was amazing today.

Loudest I’ve heard it in some time.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I told Tim so

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by Mike Clark on Dec 4, 2011 3:28 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

You rock

eom

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yee haa!

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

So now the magic number is 2?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

Seneca Wallace

Coming in to play QB for Cleveland. Wow.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

oof

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by Xiane on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe just till playoffs

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd go for that.

Because I would dearly love to see Andre play in the playoffs. If anyone deserves it, it’s him.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

If only TJ

threw like a high school qb and prayed after tds, he might get some credit

by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM CST reply actions  

fify
threw like a high school second string qb and prayed after tds, he might get some credit

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

He does the deep snaps

I mean he’s a part of every aspect of every team for the Broncos, right?

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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubes gives games balls to Coach Knapp and Coach Dennison

…I wonder what they think of Tim Tebow leading the Broncos to another victory?

by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Who gives a shit about the first min. Of the fucking cowgirls game?

Can’t believe they switched it. Fuck Fox. Way to go Texans and way to go TJ . We got this the rest of the way!

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

Game MVP

My vote for MVP has to be the Ball Boys on the sidelines who kept GREASING the balls used by the Falcons. Had to be for so many drops.

by rwiggins10 on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak said "battlin" within the first 30 seconds of the presser

doesn’t that mean we all get slushies from sonic

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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Hopefully good news
@NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Kubiak said Andre Johnson’s hamstring injury was described to him as “not being severe,” but will have to wait and see til tomorrow

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by Antho10000 on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

Hopefully it's not going to put him out to long.

He and TJ started to look like Andre and Schaub.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

last play of the game..

fox switches over to cowshits…. that’s worse then that shit cbs pulls…..

by Danpassurweenie on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

I hate the Callous DoughBoys

I am going to shoot myself in the femoral artery and bleed out in a pool of piranha and wait for those little needle like parasites to swim up my…

Wait!

I can change the channel. Never mind.

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by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

The most shocking thing today

The patriots only beat the colts by 7!!! That really shocked me.

by TheDream34 on Dec 4, 2011 3:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I was losing confidence in Foster in the first half.

But damn, did he come through in the second. Big run after big run.

by Dmo_Htx on Dec 4, 2011 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

I think both our o- and d-lines got better as the game wore on.

I’ve noticed that before.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

credit to our strength and conditioning coach for that?

then again we keep getting guys injured….

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by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Other than AJ and Foster

I don’t think the injuries could reasonably be blamed on the strength and conditioning staff.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the sniper

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

in reality

the o-line was playing crappy in the 1st half

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

YATES = YOU AINT

forget it

Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!

by theSpaceCityKid on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

BTO rec

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by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd for BTO...

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What’s the word on Hartmann?

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by WestTxTapper on Dec 4, 2011 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

word is that

he makes some PRETTY WEIRD faces

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by theSpaceCityKid on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

They built a bridge

near Baytown for him.

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by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yes

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by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

They were VP if not MVP

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Anytime you have the commentators crediting them as part of the Texans' defense

you know it was loud as hell

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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Those false starts where big.

Loudest I’ve ever heard Reliant. I think anyways.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That was my favorite game this season

thrilling as fuck IMO. KJ’s INT made my day.

by BC5 on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

where's the post game thread

i wanna gloat

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Did Danieal Manning get injured?

I heard it somewhere and never saw it

by PhTeddy on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

I didnt see him play a lot in the second half.

Lots of demps

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Weejayyyyy!!!

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by steelblue on Dec 4, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to just come out there and say it.

Gary Kubiak is a good football coach.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

COTY next to JH imo

overcame SOOOO many injuries to tie our franchise win record…WITH MULTIPLE GAMES LEFT TO GO

by BC5 on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

.500 after today.

He could finally finish with a winning record after a season.

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by Jon Banks on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he should get coach of the year.

TJ coming out and playing better than Matt Ryan=great coaching on offense. And it wasn’t a simple offense. He came out firing.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

fuck

yeah

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

CEL E BRATE

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Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.

by WreckNTexan on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

celebrate....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsppOw2Mxk

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

All I have to say is

FUCK.
YOU.
FOX 7.
AUSTIN.

I hope your whole goddamned building burns.

by Biggity B on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

i love your superman pose. I AM SO WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions  

When he got sacked by Peterson...

….and went down HARD, he never even came close to giving up the ball. I love ya Matty, but Schaub usually gives it up on a hit like that

by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Then they drive 19 plays for over 10 minutes,,

…and on the scoring play, Casey knocked Peterson’s helmet off his head blowing him up and opening the hole for Foster. That’s physical football

by Ezekiel 25 17 on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Houston Rocks!

We pulled this out with great D and a great gamePlan. We win out! We go deep into the playoffs, shit, we may even make it to the big show.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Dec 4, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

game ball goes to…

Houston texan fans!

by inktup on Dec 4, 2011 3:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Did anyone else see

gritty determination (pardon the cliche) from EVERYBODY on the Texans team today? Including 12th man?

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by Gerbillogic on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

I called it before the game
Nick Scurfield
The Falcons entered Week 13 allowing 83.5 rushing yds per game. The Texans ran for 162 today, including 111 by Foster

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

Deepest team in the NFL

hands down

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by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Are all the BRB powers that be passed out or what?

Where is the post game thread?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

might not get one till tomorrow

everyone is exhausted from this game

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

They'll get one up, still fapping

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 4, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Too much Wadeaid, Yatesaid, and Kubiade.

All of that mixed with Battle Red Koolaid.

.................

by Schlauton on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This team pulled victory from the jaws of defeat(or at least OT). And I am an asshole for ever doubting them today. Excellent win.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Nick Scurfield
Kubiak said he gave out 2 game balls: “(QB coach) Greg Knapp and (offensive coordinator) Rick Dennison have not slept this week.”

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

I think Wade gets a golden football after every game

after all Kubiak used to be a ball boy under Bum

"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell

by TheLastDynasty on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ball? Bum?

What is…The Jerry Sandusky Story?

by GatorTD on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and one hour of "shorts time".

Though this is always done in a visually sealed environment to make sure everyone is safe.

.................

by Schlauton on Dec 4, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for mind image..

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by chuckiepoo on Dec 4, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My heart was pounding out of my chest!

Fox almost contributed to my heart attack.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

Same here.

My chest still hurts.

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by Stupendous Man on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

^^ This.

If I’d known my blood pressure in the last minute, I would have called 9-1-1 for sure.

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by FreedomRide on Dec 4, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Personally

As long as we’re passing out game balls, how about Dunta Robinson?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

Lulz

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Honorary mention for sure.

That holding call saved the Texans.

Thanks 23.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

The Bandwagon needs extra shocks

And beefed up suspension

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Can't say I blame him.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

He was crying on the sideline.

Could be out of frustration though. /hopes

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Dec 4, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

THis team faces adversity

And chews its fuckin face off. We are DEEP. The years and years of drafting on defense has finally paid off now that we have a coach that can actually utilize it. Kubiak has learned on the job and is now one of the best coaches in the NFL. Yates looks like a seasoned pro out there, and Kubes can pickem and coach em.

Barring any other major injury (Cushing – man I nearly lost my breath on that one) I think we get a 1st round bye and go deep into the playoffs. Superbowl is not out of the question.

by YohannDookeyblue on Dec 4, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

Running game sucked balls in the first half,

won the game in the second half with one of the most soul-destroying drives you’ll ever see.

Game balls given:
Weejay
Foster
The whole D
The crowd

Human balls taken:
The entire officiating crew, for the most unforgivable display of ineptitude and blindness seen in the NFL this year, or maybe ever.

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by FreedomRide on Dec 4, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

cliche I know but defense wins championships we are the best TEAM in the league

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