Monday Night Football: Open Thread (Chargers v. Jaguars)
by Tim on Dec 5, 2011 7:00 PM CST
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If ever ESPN really wanted to push for flex scheduling to apply to Monday Night Football, tonight's contest between the 4-7 San Diego Chargers and the 3-8 Jacksonville Jaguars could be Exhibit "A."
Nevertheless, there are sizable fantasy football implications in tonight's tilt, so many of us will tune in anyway. If you're one of those who just can't get enough football, no matter who's playing, this is your open thread.
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Do you really want to flex this game?
And even though I know you do, Go Jags!
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
Well, getting flexed out
would be better than being relegated, which Jax deserves.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 5, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd!
They definitely deserve what my buddy has nicknamed the “West Brom”
by yeshuawithajo on Dec 5, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm gonna watch "Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas" with the GF and her daughter
Just can’t bring myself to watch the Jags or Laser Face
I Want to Believe
let's go future teams of la
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions
You hurt my heart
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Lower Alabama's finally getting a team? Yay!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
You just can't leave that market without a team
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
Seattle
My second team, I visit there frequently
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Another team with Sorta Green uniforms.
It’s like a curse or something.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Ah, a fellow Seahawks commiserator.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Does Hasselbeck hate TEs or something?
I don’t recall any TEs having a big season under him in Seattle, and he avoids Jared Cook like Cook has herpes.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 5, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
this is a good thing
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I agree.
Just wondering what his deal is.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 5, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
As you can see, the real deal with Matt Hasselebeck is that he’s Mr. Burns’ assistant. He’s in his early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Nashville. Thanks for writing!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Looks goo'd
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 5, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
You may remember him from such films as
“Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass”
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 5, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know.
Must be something he picked up in Seattle, because even Tarvaris Jackson doesn’t throw to his tight end.
Of course Tarvaris Jackson sucks donkey testicles but that’s besides the point.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
they should move the cowboys to LA
so they can appeal to a larger market
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Yes please!
Lol can you imagine if that really happened? I’d be laughing my ass off the whole time!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 5, 2011 8:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Some of us have lives
OUTSIDE the blog, and can’t cater to your whims.
That being said, I am not one of those people.
I'm heavily involved in the Jaguars and Royals blogs
and the Purdue blog….I do have a life but being a 14 year old freshman once I finish my homework I just go on the blogs
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
I get too nervous
I’m good with girls as friends, but if I try to go farther I break down
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Booze
It helps with everything, especially girls.
Just kidding bro, I know your only 14
But seriously, Booze is the answer your looking for
I Want to Believe
Royals blog?
You from KC?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 5, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
watching paint dry
anything is more exciting than this game
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
If your a Jags fan not so much
But as a football fan, hell yeah
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
well I had to pick someone to win this game
and since the Jacksonville Cheerleaders weren’t an option, I picked the Jaguars
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Ditto.
The Chargers are in the final stages of Death By Norv. The end will come soon.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
The Chargers cheerleaders are hotter
so I guess I’ll root for them.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Neither
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Awright, we've met the obligatory minimum of posts about this //choke// "game".
Can we talk about something else now? Like our GOOD football team? Or boobz?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Combo
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! FUCK, YEAH!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
because feelings are the most important part of a woman
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Is not!!!
Sincerely, Rex Ryan
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Seriously, Fuck the BCS
http://www.businessinsider.com/saban-coaches-poll-2011-12
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
this year's national champ is alabama.
fuck everyone and everything else. postseason games are a joke.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
stupid at signs didn't work
but yeah lsu is champ hands down.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
Nick Saban is a cocknobbler
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
by tiquanunderwear on Dec 5, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
...when he's not being a dillwiper.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Seriously, is there a slimier piece of scum anywhere in major sports?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
yeah what about bobby petrino?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Close, but Saban has done more bold-faced, public lying.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Petrino literally quit an NFL job halfway through the season
just so he could free himself to go to a fairly loaded SEC program. He’s a cumstain.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Dec 5, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Language!
Remember not everyone here is able to watch R-rated movies.
Oh. Wait. Never mind.
Heh. Just messing!
Follow the invalid toad.
I'll never understand
why they let biased people vote in these things. The coaches poll shouldn’t be part of the formula because of things like this. If I’m not mistaken Art Briles voted Texas something like #15 in 2008 when we lost out to OU in that 3 way tie with TTU. Just ridiculous
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 5, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
got your answer right here.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
McNair's hobby closet!
Thanks for the candid photo of our owner’s home life. It seems so cozy.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Go Antonio Gates!
Boo Ryan Matthews!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I need 2 points from Mojo
and I get a win and i’m in the post season!
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I've already got a berth.
I just need some cushion to make sure I get a nice seed
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Nicely done.
I’m on the bubble. I had such a good start to my season and then realized that I drafted a horrible bench. The bye weeks almost ruined my season.
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Same here.
Week 10 killed me. I have Ray Rice, Drew Brees, Jimmy Graham, Lance Moore, Mike Wallace, and Darren Sproles. My bench was Sanchez, Keller, Mike Thomas, and fred Jackson.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Some cushion for playoff pushin'?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
im assuming you are deciding on your choices
not drinking is not an option
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well all I have is wine
so I am weighing my options. Do I drink to make the game tolerable and risk a hangover at work tomorrow, or do I do the responsible thing and watch a crappy game.
Also I may get bored of the game and play Skyrim drunk, and every time I do that my brain forms no memories of anything I do in that game. Makes the next day confusing.
"Do I drink to make the game tolerable..."
Well, DUH!
And hurry up. I’m 3/4 of a bottle of Cab ahead of you already.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Break out the ascots!
Monocles for everyone!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously?
Stealing my schtick, UT? O, how the mighty have fallen. For shame…
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, I don't remember you applying for a schtick license.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not in the habit of telling commies my business.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
That's okay, I already know, anyway.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
pip pip
I say, chap, my previous statement regarding quartered back play for the Jaguars of Jacksonville was wildly off the mark – a literal hamartia, if you will indulge a bit of the Classics.
"...not to drink tonight"
Sorry, that combination of words is incomprehensible.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Do we actually want San Diego to win?
Y’know perhaps to gain some momentum when they play the Ravens
That is the saddest, most desperate reach for an interesting angle ever.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
A Ravens loss
would be hugely helpful, so I’m on board with el rat.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
indeed it would
and Tebow magic against NE would help out also, and those Dolphish have discovered something…so that has entered the realm of possibility as well.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Did anyone notice
that Justin Tuck did Arian’s TD celebration (namaste) after he sacked Aaron Rodgers yesterday?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
nope.
proof or gtfo
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
Don't have it recorded
I watched the game on NFL Rewind. It happened with 11 minutes left in the 2nd quarter if you doubt my veracity.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I saw that
I think they still thought they were gonna win.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
My wife noticed
and yelled, “what the fuck is that unoriginal cockbag doing!?”
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
C'mon now
You know it was you who said that. :)
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 5, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
huh?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Now there's a poster who's keeping up with his drinking like a man!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I like the announcers' narrative for this game
“Both of these teams are really good, we swear, they’ve just both been really injured. Please don’t change the channel.”
More good football on Thursday night, or you can turn to another channel
Oh. Do not turn to another channel.
Some other teams have been really injured
and have managed to stumble to 9-3.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Man how come our run game struggled so much against jacksonville
But San Diego ran right through then.
by TheDream34 on Dec 5, 2011 7:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
because our quarterback was complete shit
and kubiak sucks at playcalling.
/all of that, sarcasm
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yates and Leinart are not Philip Rivers
Or maybe their new coach didn’t have as much time to spend with the defense to prepare for this week.
Wondering the same thing.
My doubts about some of our O linemen are growing.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
What about Brisiel?
He had all those false starts yesterday, but how’s he been blocking? I’m not really a big o-line guy so it’s tough for me to tell sometimes.
He's ranked #24 in the league by Pro Football Focus.
Not terrible; not great, either. And there are those penalties.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
PFF
is flawed.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
He had 4 penalties going into yesterday this year
And two all of last year. His blocking isn’t as strong, but he’s holding up. Smith has been flat-out poor all season.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
jags arent putting 11 in the box like they did against us.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 5, 2011 8:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They didn't do that.
That’s the worrying thing.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Man!!
I can’t wait for MNF next week, Rams at Seahawks!!!
by TheDream34 on Dec 5, 2011 8:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fuck, yeah!
I mean, no.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
The same rams who put up ZERO points yesterday?
They’d have to promise topless cheerleaders to get enough viewers
They make the Texans look positively healthy. What a MASH unit.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Hell, I'M not even looking forward to Rams/Seahawks.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Tarvaris FTMFW!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Also
fuck the Rams. I loathe the city of St. Louis. I hope they all develop mesothelioma.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Damn.
That’s bad.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Shift-a
You know who’s losing tonight? America, that’s who.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 5, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
The children
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Think I may fire up the recorded version of the Texans game instead
or trim a hemorrhoid with some rusty nail clippers (that would be less agonizing than watching this)
Oh, we could drive to Jacksonville and sell them more tarps to cover the empty seats!
you've got to watch a vintage game
how about the ravens game or the q tip game from last year? that’s a lot better than watching this
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
ROSENCOPTER!!!!
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 5, 2011 8:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Stop that.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
2011 Colts Season.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Dec 5, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The Quest
For anti-perfection!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Nah, Polian is going to rest starters in the final two games to go 2-14.
/trollface
//sorry pud
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
No
I think if the Manningless Mannings are going to suck they should suck epically. Why half-ass this thing? Go for the glory!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
We do that shit right.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck, why didn't I think of that before now?
But I’m thinking of watching the opening game against the Dolts.
2010 or 2011. Can’t go wrong, both fine vintages.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Nah. This is on the radio too, worldwide.
Earth loses.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm skipping the lame MNF game
and watching Anthony Bourdain’s new show, The Layover. Its really pretty good.
It also makes me want to play Assassins Creed
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Oh FFS
So, we’ve got two cats, a brother and sister. The brother is trying to dry hump the sister. It’s like fucking Arkansas in here.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Lol we got 2 too, except not bro n sis...
And though he doesn’t dry hump her, he’s always trying to sniff, if not, lick her.
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 5, 2011 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Get a dog.
They hump everything else instead.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Got two of those, as well.
Both girl dogs.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
FTW!
Female dogs are much sweeter than male dogs.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Though are much more stubborn.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
But they will hump each other, too.
Seen it happen.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Ewwwww.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Don't lie.
You Googled “female dogs humping” to try to find it.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
And how do YOU know the search words to use?
Just replaced goats with dogs, huh?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
He lives in Georgia?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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That reminds me...
RIP, Bill McKinney, no more squealing pigs for you.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 5, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
when he can use his tongue?
whatever floats his boat…I guess.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
My daughter has 3 cats, a male and two females.
The male has been snipped, but the females haven’t, so they still go into heat.
The thing is, the male’s berries are gone, but his twig still works, so every month he does his duty and “relieves their tensions” as required. He’s a hell of a little man, considering his handicap.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Not unlike me...
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Fist bump.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Back when I lived in Houston, I had an old male cat and my sister had a female.
This female cat had only recently started going into heat and one morning I came downstairs and saw my cat, which was three times the size of the other, trying to get it on with her.
It was one of the most pathetic sights I had ever seen, he had no idea what he was doing, he didn’t have any Marvin Gaye playing, total amateur.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
HEY!
Oh, wait. Nevermind. Carry on.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
NOW we have a game!
Uh…or not.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
High school 2A, perhaps?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I was thinking Pop Warner
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
High School 2A football
Is better than the Glitter Kittehs. Well, at least easier on the eyes.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
who in the Jags organization is handing out BJs to get them onto national TV?
isn’t this like their 3rd primetime game? wtf
had to promote the team to sell them
now that its done they will go back into obscurity. they will still get more primetime games than us next year though.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
I fully expect this to be true.
Our SB probably won’t be carried in some markets, either.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 5, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
He's the enemy
but ya gotta love MJD. What a little monster.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
MJD
is battlin’ out there.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 5, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
German
Jones kämpft draußen.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Exactly how it looks
Duh.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Even that fucked up looking B?
BTW, if that’s your attempt to get back at me for the Katy Perry comment…
FAIL!
Wow
Danke. Nicely done.
@Led: The fucked up B is like a double S.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
The eszett
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Korrigieren mich nicht!
Meine Deutsche ist perfekt!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
entschuldigung sie bitte!
Ich wird das nicht vergessen
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I always called it Super B
but that’s just because it irritated my brother, who minored in German (and Spanish and Arabic).
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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actually, should be "drrrowssen"
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
OMG!!!
Blaine Gabbert has 155 qb rating!!!
by TheDream34 on Dec 5, 2011 8:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Damn.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Jags playing this game
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
How long before the Bolts quit?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Sounds like a nerdy cartoon character
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
The Jags are
proving that the AFC West really is the worst division in the NFL.
Or that san Diego is
One of the most under achieving teams we have seen in a while
by TheDream34 on Dec 5, 2011 8:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know
if you should use “or” or if you should use “and”
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 5, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
When is that NOT a good idea?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Prolly happens a lot at Tennessee high school games.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
CECIL SHORTS III
All we heard was “potential potential potential potential potential potential”
Now he does something
Good game homie.....Please don't leave Dwight, and Otis don't trade JJ
He's going to drop the next five in a row.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
"and Shorts drops another big one!"
Drop and Shorts together just works so well
by MeMongo on Dec 5, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Does Antonio Gates look fat to you guys?
He sure does to me.
by TheDream34 on Dec 5, 2011 8:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, between him and MJD I thought my aspect ratio was off
Was about to search for a Calista Flockart show to calibrate
Stick, Gates, Shorts and Shorty
A nice law firm.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I see, so it's
Stick, Chick, Gates, Shorts and Shorty
Nice.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
My son was making fun of that guy all game
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Guy Whimper is a pretty bad name
I wonder if some of these guys became football players so that people wouldn’t mess with them over their names. Nerdy Guy Whimpers gets made fun of; offensive lineman Guy Whimper just beats your ass.
They have Guy Whimper
We have Mister Alexander. Is it any wonder our seasons are diametrically opposed?
It would have to be a double door
to get all the names on there.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
It's too bad
Mincey and Posey don’t play with Whimper
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Heh, here's a law firm for you...all from these two teams:
“Jammer, Chick, Shorts, Whimper and Rivers”
LOL
How about (from Jacksonville) “Wheatley, Whimper & Whitehead”.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
This is not the Gabbert we've known.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
All his yards came on that big MJD play, no?
Haven’t been watching too much.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Yup
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I guess I should say
I haven’t been watching too much because I ran a 20 hour day yesterday going to the Texans game and putting in my FO work.
I tried to take a nap at about 2:30. And woke up 30 minutes ago. Hahaha.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Bad teams can make
bad QB’s look good. Dan Orlovsky looked great against the Pats horrible pass d.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 5, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
//sigh//
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
all hail MeMongo!!!
Impressive man.
by Dmo_Htx on Dec 5, 2011 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"Don't shoot him"
“you’ll just make him angry”
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Can I jinx 'em, or what?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Why do we get no love
How come we haven’t gotten a Sunday night game? Someone want to explain that to me?
by KentuckyTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The SNF halftime commentary was on Texans and Bob Costas said
We were the top seed in AFC, reliant despite injuries, winning with a 5th round draft 3rd string rookie QB, and could go all the way to the SB. I suspect we’ll make SNF next year for sure.
This year’s schedule was set before we canned the Frank Bush nightmare.
Should I handle this one or does someone want to lie to the poor boy?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Because you touch yourself at night.
But seriously, we haven’t been…you know…good, in the last nine years or so, not enough to merit an SNF game. I expect next year will be different because we are good this time around.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
How many completely wrong comments have I made about the game so far?
Anybody counting?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
A googleplex
:)
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
A plethora.
A plethora of googolplexes?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
(I couldn’t find my thesaurus.)
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
It's near your diphthong.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
It's always in the last place you look.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
"I'm losing my perspicacity!"
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Awesome Simpsons references tonight.
Shit! I need to be working!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Nah
work is for suckas
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Hellz yeah, broseph.
/fires up bong in mom’s basement
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
I don't understand
Why wouldn’t you just take a knee? Why would you hand the ball off in that (10 seconds left in the half on your own 15ish) situation? The stupid truly burns.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Probably hoping that MJD breaks one against a defense that is likely built to play prevent.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
every time I hear that the Bears don't wanna get a QB because it would be tough to get them caught up
I just think he’s being lazy. Caleb Hanie is complete shit and they desperately need a new QB.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
No, you're not suggesting...
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
The year is 2037...
and the NFL’s newest expansion team, The Anchorage King Crabs, just lost all three QBs. Let’s see if ole’ gunslinger might be interested?
Man some day he will really be retired….someday.
The NFC Far West Division?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I actually meant McNabb. Don't really care about Favre.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Ah, I could see that
But they claim the offense is too complex this late in the season to make a difference.
That might be a lawsuit in any other profession
He might actually be worse.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Game. Bolts.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Norv Turner has the best play action in the NFL?
Gary Kubiak would like a few words with you, Gruden
Chuckie
doesn’t realize Houston has a team.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
easy there throwing chuckie around losely there...
/continues basking…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Norv Turner is probably out as HC at the end of the season
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
No offense
continue basking
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I keep pressing Z while watching the game
Doesn’t help
They are not running plays sooner
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Nor are they playing football.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
im pressing
Next unread comment >> on my iphone haha
by ArianNation713 on Dec 5, 2011 9:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Still waiting on that Android app
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 5, 2011 9:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
^ This
And I suppose I should look for a support contact, mobile FB login is seriously b0rked.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 5, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure
Jacksonville can score 17 points and tie the game up…
weah heah
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Suh
This is getting weird:
http://mike-freeman.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6264363/33720865
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You have to watch those "softspoken, polite" dudes...
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Dammit.
I liked him too. It’s a shame that he’s so self destructive, and I bet having Jim Schwartz as a hc hasn’t been helping him.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Holy smoldering powder keg Batman!
Either she’s prepping for a payday, or Suh has completely mentally lost it.
Get the Suh repellent spray, Robin!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 5, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
WTF?!?!
It should be Skyrim time NOW!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I think I found one going through the College of winterhold quests.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'll have to check that out
Daedric armor looks awesome and I really want some. Skyrim is too engrossing, heh.
It is.
Spending sooo much time on it. I ended up creating like 4 different people with different styles and kept alternating because I would have so much fun with each.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yeah, I'm playing three characters
Heavy armor one handed weapon orc, light armor dual wielding Argonian, and a Dark Elf magic users. NERD ALERT.
I also have completed very little of the main quest. There’s way too much other cool shit to do.
Hell yeah.
Heavy armor one handed redguard, light armor dual wielding Argonian, Pure mage Breton, and High elf battle mage. I’ve had the most fun with the elf.
And yeah, I haven’t gotten past the story mission after you infiltrate the embassy.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Dual wielding has really cool animations
and the Thieves Guild quest line gives you some badass-looking armor. Well, so does the Dark Brotherhood, and all their missions are really fun anyway. Assassinate people? Don’t mind if I do! One thing I am pissed at myself about is that I didn’t realize that dragon bones and scales were used to make top tier armor, so I sold a bunch of them. Now that I have 100 smithing I am actively hunting dragons so I can get some damn dragon armor.
Have you gotten many/all the houses? The Markarth one is really cool.
Shit, you can do that?
I’ve been selling them all off. I’m going to save some, though I hear when you advance in the quest line, more dragons show up. Like, every 5 minutes.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
what the f*** is all this nerd talk?
this game must have sucked if this conversation happened.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
NERD NERD NERD NERD
The game did suck. San Diego whooped on Jacksonville in a boring fashion. This is how everyone expected the Chargers to look all season. Probably won’t save Norv’s job though.
DAMNIT YOU TWO!
Some of us don’t have Skyrim yet. BE CONSIDERATE!
/wants Skyrim
"Lord, beer me strength."
I once had a skyrimjob
on a flight to L.A.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 6, 2011 6:10 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Just sayin'
Watching Jackson separate just now makes me worry even more about AJ. He didn’t look good yesterday before he was injured. Shit fuck.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
He had
94 yards, and if he didn’t drop that one he would’ve had more. Maybe he wasn’t running at top speed, but it still looked like he was getting open.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I'm having traitorous, disloyal thoughts about Andre lately.
What’s that thing smart teams do with their star players? Get rid of them one year too soon instead of one year too late.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
it's been a tough season for AJ
But make no mistake, he has at least 3-4 years left of being a formidable threat.
by Texan5513 on Dec 5, 2011 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't think I'd have the stomach to get rid of him.
After all the patience and loyalty he has shown this franchise, I can’t imagine getting rid of him right when we become a legitimate team. That’d just be awful.
by Andre'sJohnson on Dec 5, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ditto
He needs to be a Texan for life.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
FIFY
He needs to be is a Texan for life.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 5, 2011 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
97 yards on 4 catches with a drop that would have pushed him over 100 means he didn't look good?
AJ never was a guy that was going to explode past CB’s. A lot of his deep catches I’ve seen him make over the past few years are like the one he made Sunday.
Besides he missed 6 games with a hammy injury so Sunday was a pretty good day for him especially with a rookie throwing to him.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
He showed me some seperation
When his feet separated from the ground on one of his catches. I mean did you see how high he got? He might have felt it before the injury happened again but early on he was good.
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
I think it was his second catch and it was definitely sweet.
I had to rewind it several times and then put the throw pillow over my lap.
Whoops
*97 yards
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
You mean, Whoopie!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Mmmmm...pork chops
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 5, 2011 9:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
LOL, Was that Jags fan saying "f-- this, I'm outa here."?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
And cue
Dandy Don
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Especially not Arian Foster.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
2 leagues, 1 playoff berth. Shouldn't have drafted Manning.
2 seed though. Woo!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It is my christmas wish
that we do to the BE-SFs, for the next ten years, what the Colts have done to us for the last ten
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Hear hear
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 5, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Deal!
As long as we keep getting to do to you for the next ten years what we’ve been doing for the past ten years!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 6, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sizeable fantasy implications? Ha!
I just needed half a point from MJD last night to shut out Jordann’s hope for the playoffs. Got 17!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
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