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Thoughts From The Ninth Victory Of The 2011 Season: Falcons v. Texans

Cap'n 'Meco likes that .750 winning percentage.

Once upon a time--let's call it "up until this season"--I did a regular postgame entry each week. It was originally titled "Post-Game Breakdown," and it usually consisted of me listing the things that struck me as important or noteworthy during that particular game. Other times, it was just me hitting an online thesaurus to find synonyms for "odious" in my effort to fully describe the play of one DeMarcus Faggins.

I stopped doing that series this year. Not because I necessarily planned to stop, but because I believe you can only have so many reaction/postgame entries after a game, and we've been lucky enough to have a ton of excellent work in that regard each week this year. Even if I wanted to bring Post-Game Breakdown back, I wouldn't, because your Houston Texans are having their best season in franchise history without the PGB, and I am nothing if not a superstitious jackhole.

There were a handful of things I wanted to touch on in the aftermath of the win over Atlanta, though, so I decided to craft this post which, as I'm sure you've noticed, is not entitled "Post-Game Breakdown, so I AM NOT JINXING THE TEXANS. As the title indicates, this is a totally unique post and a one-time deal. Thus, you can jump with me without fear of endorsing a hex upon the Texans.

Star-divide

1. Six straight wins. The latest of which came with a rookie QB who hadn't even dressed for a game before last week. Unreal.

2. No matter what happens the rest of the season, Gary Kubiak and Rick Smith should be in the conversation for Coach of the Year and Executive of the Year, respectively.

3. Coming into this season, I never would have thought I'd be typing the preceding sentence. Strangest part? The rash of injuries, and the Texans' refusal to let those things break them, are the biggest reason why the work of Kubes and Smith deserves all the accolades in the world. They're shining even brighter than they would have otherwise.

4. The two best free agent signings in the entire NFL this past offseason were Wade Phillips and Johnathan Joseph, in that order. This is not up for debate.

5. If the Texans get the kind of play they got from T.J. Yates on Sunday for the rest of the season, this team will not lose another game during the regular season. Now, I don't think the Texans are likely to get zero turnover efforts from Yates each week, so I'm not predicting a 13-3 record. Indeed, Yates was bailed out of a pick-six--and it was an absolutely horrible decision/throw that led to the pick-six--thanks to a Dunta Robinson penalty (delicious). As excited as we are about what we saw at Reliant, we can't forget that there is a learning curve, and the good guys are starting a rookie at the game's most important position.

6. There was a colossal difference in how Yates looked after Andre Johnson left the game. Funny how that works.

7. Matt Ryan looked flustered from the very first snap of the game. I've never seen a QB check off at the line more than Ryan did on Sunday. His WRs had single coverage almost the entire day, and he just couldn't take advantage of it. I mean, two of Ryan's first three throws should have been TDs; he just overshot the receiver. Wade Phillips was in his head all afternoon; Ryan should have been charging Wade rent.

8. Line of the Day, courtesy of my mother: "I would have caught that." It was uttered in reaction to a Jacoby Jones drop. I don't believe my mother has ever even had a football thrown to her, much less actually caught a football before, yet I would not dismiss her statement, given the circumstances.

9. Watched the game with Football Outsiders' own Rivers McCown. When we weren't lamenting the play of Kareem Jackson, Rivers astutely remarked, early in the second half, that the game reminded him of the Steelers-Texans game earlier this season. The final score of that game, as you know, was identical to this one.

10. Maybe Rivers should start writing "Three And Out."

11. Speaking of Kareem Jackson...I agree with those who say he's better than he was last year, in much the same way that I'd rather have one flat tire on my car instead of two. Kareem is not, however, by any stretch of imagination, playing well. For all of Gary Kubiak's praise, Kareem was not good against Atlanta. If Julio Jones had any semblance of hands, the result of the game may have been much, much different.

12. Now that I've heard "Bulls on Parade" piped into Reliant before particularly important snaps when the Texans are on defense, I do believe I can die a happy man. I really hope that nickname sticks.

13. Reliant was loud. But the loudest it's ever been? I don't know about that.

14. The Texans failed to register a sack on Sunday. I have a feeling we won't say that again this year.

15. I didn't see Brett Hartmann go down. The way he was laying on the field after he went down, face-down and not moving, made me think he'd been lit up instead of sustaining a non-contact injury. Hate losing him for the year, but I'm glad it wasn't as bad as his lack of movement initially led me to think it might be.

16. It's nit-picking for sure, but I didn't like Kubes' decision to have Neil Rackers attempt that 54-yard field goal. Rackers had barely hit his earlier try from 43 yards out, and the ball didn't look or sound good off his foot in that successful attempt. I would have punted there.

17. 9-3. With no Mario Williams or Matt Schaub. With Andre Johnson missing a sizable portion of the year. With Arian Foster and Danieal Manning missing a handful of games. Who'd have thunk it?

18. On to Cincinnati!

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Glover Quin

Is not getting the credit he deserves… He kicked some butt Sunday (like he’s done all year) despite having a very questionable interference penalty called against him. All hail the Mighty Quin!

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by Foster Child on Dec 6, 2011 6:03 AM CST reply actions  

Quinn The Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)

Ev’rybody’s building ships and the boats
Some are building monuments
Others, jotting down notes
Ev’rybody’s in despair
Ev’ry girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Ev’rybody’s gonna jump for joy

Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

-Bob Dylan

"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.

by FreedomRide on Dec 6, 2011 6:35 AM CST up reply actions  

As pedantry is one of my abiding joys...

Bob Dylan is the author of the song.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

This is exactly right.

GQ is playing lights-freakin-out. The goalline stand that limited ATL to a field goal can directly be placed at his feet. A TD by ATL there completely changes this game.

by USMC_JA on Dec 6, 2011 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Agree on GQ

I want to say that GQ might be the most improved returning player on this team. That being said though, I can’t take anything away from Barwin and the return of Cush after a down season. But, I will say, at a position where the Texans really needed improvement, GQ was been a bright light.

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

loved the running play he blew up by taking out the lead blocker

leaving Turner nowhere to go but down in the arms of… was it Barwin for a 4 yard loss?

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Usually he doesn't have much choice,

he’s got to take on the blocker.

"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.

by FreedomRide on Dec 6, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it's a strategic move

being well coached, in the military you’d take out the car in a convoy to create a traffic jam, the rest are sitting ducks.

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

*lead car

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Having Barwin and Tate this season after they missed the entirety (I know Barwin played a bit in the first game) is a blessing.

We basically had 4 2nd round picks (Barwin, Tate, Reed, Harris) though it doesn’t look like Harris will be contributing this year.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Having two actual safeties along with one great CB really helps a secondary.

Who knew?

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes he is,

Check the tags.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2011 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far

Saying he is above average is praise?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2011 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

lulz

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Brian Cushing

On 610 AM at 8 this morning

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 7:19 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

He is so good dominant insane arrogant

by JMFC on Dec 6, 2011 7:28 AM CST up reply actions  

ohh Tim

U might being a lil too hard on kjax. I think the kid played a great game. Every CB in the league(yes JJ and Revis also) gets burned from time to time its ok. Notice the last play he did pull Julio J left hand on the hail mary. That essentially made hit drop the ball since he was going to need that arm to brace his fall. And yeah Hartmann’s acl injury was a bummer. On the replay it showed him running left to right and he sort of confused him self on deciding which way to go. It was funny watching it at the moment not so funny now knowing hes done for the year.. Smh

by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 7:38 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I think a lot of people are missing that

Kareem grabbed his left arm and pulled it. That had a lot to do with Juli Jones not making the catch.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 6, 2011 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Who woulda thunk that Kareem would make the game clenching play

in favor of the Texans?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm very happy that he timed that grab well.....

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

ISWYDT.

…and absolutely the truth.

by USMC_JA on Dec 6, 2011 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I always experience some trepidation when the play goes to KJ

He has earned that, too. But, I must concede, he played that well.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Did anyone notice..

How on that last play, if kareem of wheat would of not taken a few steps forward towards the goal line, he could of moved over and timed a jump to intercept the ball, not just barely touch it.

by Slightly Obsessed on Dec 6, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

What is most concerning to me if you look at that play

Is why is Demps and Nolan on the field in “aid” of Jackson? The most important defensive play of the game, where are Manning and Quin? Did Kubs remember the Q-tip and throw up a little in his mouth?

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Dec 7, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I've noticed, as someone else pointed out, that they're out there the majority of the time in dime situations

Perhaps it’s because Manning’s leg is still technically broken and they want someone with better wheels in obvious cover situations? Don’t know about Quin though.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 7, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I can concede they know better than I

but I haven’t seen anything from Nolan to suggest he’s better in coverage, and I personally think Demps is terrible.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Dec 8, 2011 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't make sense for Quin either

He was a corner so I don’t see how the other two could be better unless they’re moving Quin around in those situations. Unfortunately the TV angles don’t give you an opportunity to scan the whole field to see where everyone is at all times.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 8, 2011 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Quin still plays.

But he moves to CB and covers the slot, usually. So he’ll be at the line of scrimmage, with Nolan and Demps back deep.

But yea, Manning just must not be 100%.

by Nashmeister on Dec 8, 2011 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Hartmann's injury was fairly gruesome.

His lower leg was flapping around like a flag in the wind.

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The saved TD I was talking about was the flea flicker.

I’m re-watching right now, but haven’t gotten to the White TD or the last play. I’ll try and comment on those.

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

That one was all Jackson

It’s hard to argue that it was a heads up play on his part. He covered a lot of ground to get into position. Now the real question is, if the toss back by Turner had been clean and Ryan hadn’t had to adjust his grip, would that have been a TD?

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 7, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

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by southpaw70 on Dec 6, 2011 8:18 AM CST reply actions  

Yes

MDC will be appearing on behalf of BRB.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

That means....

“Must listen.”

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

O wow.

i will have to listen in.

by southpaw70 on Dec 6, 2011 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh no!

Can he do that while holding a Chik-Fil-A sandwich in one hand and a remote in the other while he (fill in the blank)?….

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

They are so gonna regret this

after MDC cracks his first Chris Henry joke.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

why use chris henry when benson is still on the roster?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

MDC... just pretend that you're from Austin...

…and invite Benson to come visit for a party on Friday…
Mention lots of college girls and free booze

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I had not even considered that angle.

Thank you, Jordann!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 6, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't go there

It’s not nice to disturb the dead, unless they’re still better than what they have now (ex. Steve McNair)

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Dec 6, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

I wouldn’t actually do that. Mainly because I don’t Bengals fans the way I hate BESF fans.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Dec 6, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

*hate

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I think our Texans are beyond the ability to be jinxed...

I have missed the PGBs, but the writing on BRB is so plentiful and excellent, that I have been able to deal.

I love this place.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time is NOW!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Dec 6, 2011 8:23 AM CST reply actions  

They can be jinxed.

Someone else will just get hurt…sigh…

But we’ll keep on winning!

by morecowbell-lesscowboys on Dec 6, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Watch the punter injury be the one that kills us.

Mario, Schaub, Andre, Arian, Manning. Injured, don’t need them.

Punter. Injured, our season falls apart, Texans-style irony.

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's not say "don't need them".

Just go with “did okay w/o them”. Not having Andre definitely cost us the Oakland game and not having Foster/Andre may have cost us the NO/Baltimore games. It may not have killed us to lose those games, but it may have taken us out of a first round bye or even home field through AFC playoffs.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I Look Forward

To you declaring the Texans are doomed when Yates throws his first incompletion on Sunday.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Always with the negative ways man.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Dec 6, 2011 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

So Much Anger

It’s a wonder I turned out as even-keeled as I did.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

You know how we get the "Bulls on Parade" name to stick?

Repetition.

As for KJ, I don’t know how I feel. He had some good moments and some WTF moments….and yet, I look at Roddy White and Julio Jones and they combined for 8 catches (on 25 targets!) for 119 yards and 1 TD. Before the game, I was worried each one of them would have that statline (minus the horrendous catch to target ratio). So it’s hard for me to slam KJ even though there were some noticeable gaffes.

Agreed on the Rackers decision. I was screaming against trotting him out there.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 8:51 AM CST reply actions  

Keep in mind that Allen played roughly (?) half the snaps...

So that might skew the stat lines a bit.

I felt the same way about the Rackers decision. No reason to put your D in a bad position there by risking a very long field goal. To be honest though, Kubiak has done a markedly better job at in game decision making, and I cannot remember the last time I really faulted him for what I thought was an obvious bad decision. But I thought the field goal attempt was a very bad decision.

by USMC_JA on Dec 6, 2011 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't in favor of the Rackers kick from over 50 either

But, if he makes it, which he is capable of doing, Kubiak comes out looking like a genius on that.

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

but his earlier kick, as Tim pointed out, wasn’t inducing confidence in me. Plus 54 from no wind is a tough kick if your name doesn’t rhyme with Suggestion Somethinkowski.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

For some reason, it looked like he wasn't following through well

That kick for a 54 yard field goal just looked weak. His follow through looked like he was gauging for a 40 yard field goal instead. His earlier one just barely went through as well. There are definitely drawbacks to kicking extremely strong through the ball (shanks), but it looked to me like he wasn’t even trying.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Dec 6, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I have to say that we need to decide

We either nickname the defense the Bulls on Parade, OR we nickname Reliant Stadium the Slaughterhouse.

Both is uncomfortable to me since primarily what gets slaughtered in a slaughterhouse are cattle, which is both the team mascot and indirectly the defense’s nickname.

by Karsh on Dec 6, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

No on Slaughterhouse

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Both are uncomfortable to me because nicknaming a group of players is stupid.

If anything, our opponents should be nicknaming our D but only after years of domination.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 6, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

The Steel Curtain was a nickname for a group of players

Killer Bs also a nickname…..though we’re riddled with more Js than anything else.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

That's a fair point

/cranks up Bulls on Parade
//likes the song

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

it has to start at some point

its not like they were playing great for five years and then somebody said lets nickname them people had probably been calling them that way before it ever really caught on

by jags52982 on Dec 6, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, you need some measure of success

And, they are mid-season still at this point having only accomplished a good record to this point. Let’s get something bigger before we go naming them.

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

As always, I agree on the nickname

But I’m totally down with adopting Bulls on Parade as the new official song of the Houston Texans.

LOVE ME SOME RAGE!!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 6, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I say we call them "marshmallows" or "creampuffs"

in honor of Lombardi.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Dec 6, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

#1 defense in the NFL has a nice ring to it

makes me tingle

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

reply fail

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

ugh!

oh yeah, somebody played Cleveland again.
we’ll get it back

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it's by like 1 yard, too.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Dec 6, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Not even.

Just 0.3 yards.
In other words, if we had allowed 4 fewer yards yesterday, we would still have the #1 defense in the league.

by T-Moar on Dec 6, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Cushing said he didn't care for the "Bulls on Parade" name on 610 this morning.

I don’t much like it, either. Sounds like a livestock show rather than an NFL defense.

"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.

by FreedomRide on Dec 6, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

What about Blood Pack?

has connotations to Blood Pact, slaughterhouses?, and also to that game where Cushing got bloodied.

by BleachBum on Dec 7, 2011 6:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Big thumbs down to slaughterhouse.

That kind of thing can be shoved right up our collective asses.

by USMC_JA on Dec 6, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

If we're nicknaming the stadium

We can’t forget that it has to fit with the whole “Bull pen” thing. Especially since bulls kind of seem to be our thing at this point.

by T-Moar on Dec 6, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

What about The Bullring?

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course we'd want it to be Portugal style, not Spanish style.

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

Why not The Rodeo?
It would fit, with Bulls on Parade and the Bull Pen.
The actual rodeo is actually held there, too. So I think it could work.

by T-Moar on Dec 6, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the Rodeo Dome.

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by texanslady on Dec 6, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Post Game Breakdown previous years...

…has been just as likely to refer to emotional/mental breakdown as “analysis”…
Nice to experience the difference.
Great stuff, fearless leader.
Rec’d accordingly.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 8:58 AM CST reply actions  

From PFF.....this JJoe guy is pretty awesome.
Jonathan Joseph was thrown at eight times, but allowed just a pair of receptions for 31 yards, both of them to Roddy White.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 9:00 AM CST reply actions  

I was wondering about this after reading JJ and Roddy White's combined stat line

You sir are awesome.

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by Jordann on Dec 6, 2011 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

/sniffs around under the table

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by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

read that as i bring the big tits

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

From what I understand...

You’re not too far from the truth.

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Not unless his zone was the entire endzone. Didn’t he start the play on the offense’s left side? As I recall, he released his man at the center of the field, and Kareem continued to play man instead of picking up the crossing route to the right.

I don’t know who played it right, but the benefit of doubt generally goes to the shutdown corner.

by Nashmeister on Dec 6, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, sorry.

Thought you were saying that the touchdown was caught in Joseph’s zone.

I’d imagine that Kareem was supposed to be there; he chased a crossing route to the left instead of passing him on and picking up the other guy. But of course, his reputation preceeds him, so I’m inclined to put the blame on him.

I’d like to know the answer, but my guess is that according to Kubiak, “that’s on me”.

by Nashmeister on Dec 6, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it was Kareem

He was the only defender to that side if I recall, and he could be seen streaking across my TV screen to the left, leaving White wide open.

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by Hydroshock on Dec 6, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

the real question is

Are they gonna do something with the field. I was watching the highlights of the texans/steelers game(the one aj pull his hammy).. And I noticed he pulled it with no one touching him also. Coincidence? I think not!

by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 9:11 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Hammys will be like that

On a track on any sort of field – that injury is not “turf” related

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

'that injury is not "turf" related'

i keep hearing this but am believing it less each time as the injuries mount…does anyone have evidence or numbers? i.e. home/split ratio of texans’ leg injuries for this season? total leg injuries per nfl field? the last 3 seasons? is there a trend? is this season an anomaly? (do i ask too many questions?)

by mikrobass3 on Dec 6, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Three leg injuries Sunday really sticks out.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame the field for other, apparently random, leg injuries earlier this year or in prior years, but three in one game doesn’t sound right.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 6, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Reading Bellichicks commentary, it sounds accurate.

Separating his commentary from his psychological warfare, his commentary is usually spot on.

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

A wise poster once said prior to the Falcons game

If the Texans win, they set themselves up nicely for the stretch run and if they lose, well, that only empowers BESF fans for a greater downfall when they think they are playing for something at a later date and the Texans rise up and spank them.

Well, that wise poster had all the best intentions. Spanking the BESFs is certainly a good intention and can still be accomplished regardless of how many games ahead the Texans are. and, taking the Falcons down a notch and beating them with the rook at the helm was certainly very inspiring, to say the least.. Just goes to show you, all can be taken care of in time.

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:11 AM CST reply actions  

NO will expose Tennessee for the fraud it is.

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope.

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by Jon Banks on Dec 6, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They cannot possibly score enough to keep up with NO.

Stop Johnson and you’ve got it.

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Comments on Tim's comments

5. Regarding Dunta’s saving hold that canceled out the pick-six. It appeared to me that KW was the first read for Yates and he switched to the dump off only because of the hold. It was the right penalty call, because that was where Yates was going. I will forgive him for the Pick-Six in this case, but he should learn from that. I’m sure the coaches have him looking at that play a lot this week and talking about the alternatives and what to look for.

6. I didn’t see a difference in Yates after AJ left the game, except that he didn’t have AJ to throw to. I think Yates was no less confident. I will say that he did break out of the pocket more and tuck and run a few times. Maybe that is what you were noticing, Tim. But, when he threw the ball, I saw no hesitancy or difference in his movement or accuracy.

14. I concur. This pass rush is freakin’ fearsome! Scary fearsome! Even Matt Ryan, who is much more seasoned than Gabbert, seemed jumpy back there. This single factor of their game is what will contribute the most to this team’s success and determine how far they go this season.

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 9:31 AM CST reply actions  

On #5...

I’m wondering if a more seasoned QB would have thrown that pass to KW knowing that it would probably have drawn a PI flag and moved us down the field further than a holding penalty would’ve…

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 6, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Same

The only other thing which might have been a difference is that Kubiak was running the ball more with a lead in the second half, as he likes to do. (I would prefer to see that only happen when the lead is more than one score, not just a single TD.)

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by OremLK on Dec 6, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Cushing on 610 this AM stated the he likes "Bulls on Parade" song but does not dig the nickname.

I’m good either way. The song really gets me jacked up. Hope they continue to play it when the Texans are on D.

by USMC_JA on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 AM CST reply actions  

I like the way everyone was singing “It’s TJ time in Houston” to the Clay Walker song.

by DerrickDoll 7 on Dec 6, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

It's definitely better than the "Ole" defense...

Didn’t mind the name, per se, but the connotation of our defense sucking that badly made me cringe. Nice to go from “Ole” to “Bulls on Parade”.

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 6, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Or 'Make them Suffer'

http://youtu.be/D5Hv0tsvpyU

a great video for this would include about 45 sacks, and some big hits from the defense, and everyone else on this team who has knocked the shit out of an opponent.

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by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

A montage of people getting hit hard automatically requires “Let the bodies hit the floor”.

Seriously.

.................

by Schlauton on Dec 6, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS!

Drowning Pool, baby.

by USMC_JA on Dec 6, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I forgot to mention,

I don’t know sarcasm font.

I was mainly taking a job at the million or so videos on youtube with that song on it, and how extremely annoying it is.

.................

by Schlauton on Dec 6, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicely done Tim

Great tagz
Great thoughts

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:42 AM CST reply actions  

Wildcat!

Didn’t see this mentioned, and it was just one play, but thought I would bring it up here.

Would like to see more of this and here’s where I’m going with this. James Casey is now 100% healthy according to Kubiak in his pressie yesterday. Okay, so it’s time to break out the H-Back Option playbook and go to the page where Casey takes the snap from the Wildcate Formation. You know where I’m going with this? Casey has some skills and he has some size and power. Personally, I think he has more skill than Tebow, I will go on record as saying, and if Tebow can make a Two-Point Play, just imagine what Thor can do with the rock. Nuff said.

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 10:03 AM CST reply actions  

I think his 40 is comparable to Tebow

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

You know we are talking another 5th round pick

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

It's definitely time to work Casey back into the game plan

The pass plays Kubiak was dialing up for him early in the season were money. I love using them in my Madden playbook.

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by Hydroshock on Dec 6, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak is extremely close to .500 for his career here...

Does anyone know what the exact count is?

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by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

46-46...

He’s exactly at .500. Sunday’s game will make him a “winning” coach.

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 6, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice...

Thanks Benny… I just looked it up on “the Google”… sorry for being a lazy git and thanks for the help.

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by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

No problemo...

I’ve seen that stat a couple times over the past couple of days so it came from the top o’ the noggin…

/pats head and gives dillo a treat

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 6, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

/wags gratefully

/grabs treat
/runs under bed
/dials combination to trap door
/enters secret lair
/crosses moat with alligators
/dials combination to vault door
/gets it wrong
/tries again
/opens door
/deposits treat
/wags at accumulated “retirement” stash

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by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

so

that’s where you go when you aren’t around LOL

by Jhua on Dec 6, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh imagine that. Konserviak is a .500 coach.

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by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't have to be so sarcastic

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by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Fairly significant milestone...

…considering the compost heap that he inherited.

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by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't been impressed with Kubiak over the past 5 years...

But with him not having to do Frank Bush’s job, he’s become a pretty decent head coach. I say he keeps his job after this year.

/sarcastic FIRE KUBIHACK!

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Dec 6, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

congrats

To kubic hair finally getting to .500

by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 10:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

^^this

9-3 with significant injury woes…

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by DilloTex on Dec 6, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Too easy.....

I check out articles written by writers for other teams newspapers and they are constantly talking about attaining Mario like it will just be all too easy, as if we would just allow Mario to walk to another team much less another afc team.

Dirt dog pimp

by jahunter221 on Dec 6, 2011 10:39 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

did anyone see a play in the second quater

it was third down matt ryan rolled to his right i believe he was looking for gonzalez little did he know he had been blown up by demeco ryans at the line so matt ryan ended up throwing it away what an awesome play by meco he just completely knocked him on his ass

by jags52982 on Dec 6, 2011 10:42 AM CST reply actions  

Nope. But that's all the reason I need to watch the game again.

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by FreedomRide on Dec 6, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I did see that

Wasn’t sure who it was but I saw Gonzales get crushed on the play and lol’d

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by Hydroshock on Dec 6, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

OT, but appropos, somehow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j4UN2HsoU

"Gut Feeling"
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What it IS full of is fairly well known.

by FreedomRide on Dec 6, 2011 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

small note on #5..

we didnt have a zero turnover effort this week. Yates had the 7 yard foward pass/fumble..again the refs have been terrible for us and the game could have been a ton easier if we actually score like it looked like we would on that series, but pay me rick/refs somewhat made up for that call..

by Mike Ram on Dec 6, 2011 11:03 AM CST reply actions  

I saw that play and thought, after the day landry jones had the night before

maybe I should stop watching football for the weekend

the a pick 6 was called back due to DUNTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking something up

all was right in the world.

I told tim I wasnt that cursed

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by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

how ne ref could see that

that as a fumble in just insane..the ball is in his hand and he flicks his wrists forward to FUMBLE!?!? the ball…either way…yates is our future…i hated lienart coming into the game because during preseaon he looked like nothing more then david carr and then proved to be just that when he played..leinarts td to joel was all on joel and again was his first read..yates is athletic and has a big arm, he made 2 plays that schaub couldnt make to save his life..the roll out where he trips then bombs out a perfect pass to dre was just spectacular..and even tho he does check down at least he does so after going thro his progressions..im in no way scared of our rest of the schedule and i truly believe we can win a playoff game with him at the reins where i did not at all with matty lite

by Mike Ram on Dec 6, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

cant disagree with this

If we can get home field throughout the afc, and can somehow avoid PITT and BAL, i like our chances against OAK, DEN, NE, JETS. do NOT like how we matchup with the afc north teams excluding the bengals

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by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

If I'd have to pick my poison between PITT and BAL, I would rather play BAL.

Reasoning is that Baltimore is not as good on the road and since we’ve already beaten the Steelers and lost to the Ravens, the Steelers will be hungrier.

by Tony Ung on Dec 6, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

for me this season, I like our chances against anybody, bring on the Ravens and Steelers.

If we lose it’s b/c we’re decimated by injuries, if we win no one can say we had an easy road to get there.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Turnovers

Correct. I thought the call was so ridiculous I must have subconsciously decided it wasn’t a turnover despite the ruling on the field.

And by “subconsciously,” I mean “consciously.”

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rewatching the game.

1. Fox is noticeably better than CBS.

2. First overthrow: White beats Joseph in man. Second overthrow, Jones beat Jackson and safeties down the seam in zone. Flea flicker, Joseph starts on White, bites on the fake and Kareem picks up coverage on him for the INT. Was that a designed zone with only Kareem deep?

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

noticeably better than CBS in what?

I’ve found picture quality wise CBS had always been the best for me. While both in 1080i, CBS seem to have less pixelation and compression artifacts than NBC. ABC’s broadcast look almost like it was upconverted from SD and pumps up the colors too much. Evidence of this can be seen when comparing a simulcast of Rockets games on ESPN and FSN. As for Fox, I still found CBS’s picture to look better, not sure if this is due to 1080i vs 720p.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hm think I prefer CBS in all those areas.

Especially the camera angles during the Jacksonville game, almost every shot had the cheerleaders’ behinds in view.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You work for CBS?

I think we can all agree CBS was king with Gus Johnson on the call.

Can’t wait for the NFLN game and the ESPN games next year.

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

No I don't, but I do prefer their broadcasts as far as picture quality goes.

I wonder if our game will make NFLN Replay this week. I can assume the GB vs NYG will be one for sure and the Chokeboys game might go over ours as well.

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Second this

CBS pic quality is much better for me than Fox.

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by Mumford on Dec 6, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Answering myself.

After rewinding the endzone camera view about 100 times, I think Jackson saved us a TD on the flea flicker. It looked like two deeo zone coverage. Manning and Quinn bit hard and Kareem came off of Jones (running a cross) and filled the deep middle.

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Like a true safety would!

Wait…

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Fox's picture quality is better.

In all other respects Fox is Satan’s fart.

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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

OT, but anyone else

finding themselves hitting Z on a non-BRB webpage instead of F5 to refresh?

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Was there ever an article written on...

You know you’re addicted to BRB if…

Kinda in Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Know You’re a Redneck If… (you look for a gf at the family reunion)”

by jkcheng122 on Dec 6, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

You know you addicted to BRB if...

You refer to your attorney simply as “Tim”, your financial consultant (?) as “bfd”.

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought BFD was more of a computer whiz.

And this place is swarming with lawyers. Gives me the heebie jeebies every time I log in.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 6, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

True about the lawyers.

“tehGrindCrusher says I should be out in 5-10.”

by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

absolutely right on hartman

the guy was booming punts but he was also giving our team a chance to pin the other team deep the last couple of games we missed some opportunities because the coverage didn’t get down there fast enough but the ball landed inside the ten or the five

by jags52982 on Dec 6, 2011 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

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