Thoughts From The Ninth Victory Of The 2011 Season: Falcons v. Texans
Once upon a time--let's call it "up until this season"--I did a regular postgame entry each week. It was originally titled "Post-Game Breakdown," and it usually consisted of me listing the things that struck me as important or noteworthy during that particular game. Other times, it was just me hitting an online thesaurus to find synonyms for "odious" in my effort to fully describe the play of one DeMarcus Faggins.
I stopped doing that series this year. Not because I necessarily planned to stop, but because I believe you can only have so many reaction/postgame entries after a game, and we've been lucky enough to have a ton of excellent work in that regard each week this year. Even if I wanted to bring Post-Game Breakdown back, I wouldn't, because your Houston Texans are having their best season in franchise history without the PGB, and I am nothing if not a superstitious jackhole.
There were a handful of things I wanted to touch on in the aftermath of the win over Atlanta, though, so I decided to craft this post which, as I'm sure you've noticed, is not entitled "Post-Game Breakdown, so I AM NOT JINXING THE TEXANS. As the title indicates, this is a totally unique post and a one-time deal. Thus, you can jump with me without fear of endorsing a hex upon the Texans.
1. Six straight wins. The latest of which came with a rookie QB who hadn't even dressed for a game before last week. Unreal.
2. No matter what happens the rest of the season, Gary Kubiak and Rick Smith should be in the conversation for Coach of the Year and Executive of the Year, respectively.
3. Coming into this season, I never would have thought I'd be typing the preceding sentence. Strangest part? The rash of injuries, and the Texans' refusal to let those things break them, are the biggest reason why the work of Kubes and Smith deserves all the accolades in the world. They're shining even brighter than they would have otherwise.
4. The two best free agent signings in the entire NFL this past offseason were Wade Phillips and Johnathan Joseph, in that order. This is not up for debate.
5. If the Texans get the kind of play they got from T.J. Yates on Sunday for the rest of the season, this team will not lose another game during the regular season. Now, I don't think the Texans are likely to get zero turnover efforts from Yates each week, so I'm not predicting a 13-3 record. Indeed, Yates was bailed out of a pick-six--and it was an absolutely horrible decision/throw that led to the pick-six--thanks to a Dunta Robinson penalty (delicious). As excited as we are about what we saw at Reliant, we can't forget that there is a learning curve, and the good guys are starting a rookie at the game's most important position.
6. There was a colossal difference in how Yates looked after Andre Johnson left the game. Funny how that works.
7. Matt Ryan looked flustered from the very first snap of the game. I've never seen a QB check off at the line more than Ryan did on Sunday. His WRs had single coverage almost the entire day, and he just couldn't take advantage of it. I mean, two of Ryan's first three throws should have been TDs; he just overshot the receiver. Wade Phillips was in his head all afternoon; Ryan should have been charging Wade rent.
8. Line of the Day, courtesy of my mother: "I would have caught that." It was uttered in reaction to a Jacoby Jones drop. I don't believe my mother has ever even had a football thrown to her, much less actually caught a football before, yet I would not dismiss her statement, given the circumstances.
9. Watched the game with Football Outsiders' own Rivers McCown. When we weren't lamenting the play of Kareem Jackson, Rivers astutely remarked, early in the second half, that the game reminded him of the Steelers-Texans game earlier this season. The final score of that game, as you know, was identical to this one.
10. Maybe Rivers should start writing "Three And Out."
11. Speaking of Kareem Jackson...I agree with those who say he's better than he was last year, in much the same way that I'd rather have one flat tire on my car instead of two. Kareem is not, however, by any stretch of imagination, playing well. For all of Gary Kubiak's praise, Kareem was not good against Atlanta. If Julio Jones had any semblance of hands, the result of the game may have been much, much different.
12. Now that I've heard "Bulls on Parade" piped into Reliant before particularly important snaps when the Texans are on defense, I do believe I can die a happy man. I really hope that nickname sticks.
13. Reliant was loud. But the loudest it's ever been? I don't know about that.
14. The Texans failed to register a sack on Sunday. I have a feeling we won't say that again this year.
15. I didn't see Brett Hartmann go down. The way he was laying on the field after he went down, face-down and not moving, made me think he'd been lit up instead of sustaining a non-contact injury. Hate losing him for the year, but I'm glad it wasn't as bad as his lack of movement initially led me to think it might be.
16. It's nit-picking for sure, but I didn't like Kubes' decision to have Neil Rackers attempt that 54-yard field goal. Rackers had barely hit his earlier try from 43 yards out, and the ball didn't look or sound good off his foot in that successful attempt. I would have punted there.
17. 9-3. With no Mario Williams or Matt Schaub. With Andre Johnson missing a sizable portion of the year. With Arian Foster and Danieal Manning missing a handful of games. Who'd have thunk it?
18. On to Cincinnati!
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Glover Quin
Is not getting the credit he deserves… He kicked some butt Sunday (like he’s done all year) despite having a very questionable interference penalty called against him. All hail the Mighty Quin!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Quinn The Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)
Ev’rybody’s building ships and the boats
Some are building monuments
Others, jotting down notes
Ev’rybody’s in despair
Ev’ry girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Ev’rybody’s gonna jump for joy
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
-Bob Dylan
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
As pedantry is one of my abiding joys...
Bob Dylan is the author of the song.
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The Dreamshake
This is exactly right.
GQ is playing lights-freakin-out. The goalline stand that limited ATL to a field goal can directly be placed at his feet. A TD by ATL there completely changes this game.
Agree on GQ
I want to say that GQ might be the most improved returning player on this team. That being said though, I can’t take anything away from Barwin and the return of Cush after a down season. But, I will say, at a position where the Texans really needed improvement, GQ was been a bright light.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
loved the running play he blew up by taking out the lead blocker
leaving Turner nowhere to go but down in the arms of… was it Barwin for a 4 yard loss?
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
I saw that, and I often wonder, how does a defender know he should be going after the lead blocker instead of the ball carrier?
He basically played as the defense’s fullback on that play, absolutely loved it.
Usually he doesn't have much choice,
he’s got to take on the blocker.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I think it's a strategic move
being well coached, in the military you’d take out the car in a convoy to create a traffic jam, the rest are sitting ducks.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Having Barwin and Tate this season after they missed the entirety (I know Barwin played a bit in the first game) is a blessing.
We basically had 4 2nd round picks (Barwin, Tate, Reed, Harris) though it doesn’t look like Harris will be contributing this year.
Having two actual safeties along with one great CB really helps a secondary.
Who knew?
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Yes he is,
Check the tags.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I wouldn't go that far
Saying he is above average is praise?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
ISWYDT
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
lulz
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
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by kriess on Dec 6, 2011 6:09 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Brian Cushing
On 610 AM at 8 this morning
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Dec 6, 2011 7:19 AM CST via mobile reply actions
ohh Tim
U might being a lil too hard on kjax. I think the kid played a great game. Every CB in the league(yes JJ and Revis also) gets burned from time to time its ok. Notice the last play he did pull Julio J left hand on the hail mary. That essentially made hit drop the ball since he was going to need that arm to brace his fall. And yeah Hartmann’s acl injury was a bummer. On the replay it showed him running left to right and he sort of confused him self on deciding which way to go. It was funny watching it at the moment not so funny now knowing hes done for the year.. Smh
by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 7:38 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I think a lot of people are missing that
Kareem grabbed his left arm and pulled it. That had a lot to do with Juli Jones not making the catch.
Who woulda thunk that Kareem would make the game clenching play
in favor of the Texans?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
I'm very happy that he timed that grab well.....
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Yes, I always experience some trepidation when the play goes to KJ
He has earned that, too. But, I must concede, he played that well.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Did anyone notice..
How on that last play, if kareem of wheat would of not taken a few steps forward towards the goal line, he could of moved over and timed a jump to intercept the ball, not just barely touch it.
by Slightly Obsessed on Dec 6, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
What is most concerning to me if you look at that play
Is why is Demps and Nolan on the field in “aid” of Jackson? The most important defensive play of the game, where are Manning and Quin? Did Kubs remember the Q-tip and throw up a little in his mouth?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
I've noticed, as someone else pointed out, that they're out there the majority of the time in dime situations
Perhaps it’s because Manning’s leg is still technically broken and they want someone with better wheels in obvious cover situations? Don’t know about Quin though.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I can concede they know better than I
but I haven’t seen anything from Nolan to suggest he’s better in coverage, and I personally think Demps is terrible.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
It doesn't make sense for Quin either
He was a corner so I don’t see how the other two could be better unless they’re moving Quin around in those situations. Unfortunately the TV angles don’t give you an opportunity to scan the whole field to see where everyone is at all times.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Quin still plays.
But he moves to CB and covers the slot, usually. So he’ll be at the line of scrimmage, with Nolan and Demps back deep.
But yea, Manning just must not be 100%.
Hartmann's injury was fairly gruesome.
His lower leg was flapping around like a flag in the wind.
i still don't believe he saved that last touchdown
the int was nice though
The saved TD I was talking about was the flea flicker.
I’m re-watching right now, but haven’t gotten to the White TD or the last play. I’ll try and comment on those.
That one was all Jackson
It’s hard to argue that it was a heads up play on his part. He covered a lot of ground to get into position. Now the real question is, if the toss back by Turner had been clean and Ryan hadn’t had to adjust his grip, would that have been a TD?
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Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Oh no!
Can he do that while holding a Chik-Fil-A sandwich in one hand and a remote in the other while he (fill in the blank)?….
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
They are so gonna regret this
after MDC cracks his first Chris Henry joke.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
why use chris henry when benson is still on the roster?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
MDC... just pretend that you're from Austin...
…and invite Benson to come visit for a party on Friday…
Mention lots of college girls and free booze
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I had not even considered that angle.
Thank you, Jordann!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Don't go there
It’s not nice to disturb the dead, unless they’re still better than what they have now (ex. Steve McNair)
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 6, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I know.
I wouldn’t actually do that. Mainly because I don’t Bengals fans the way I hate BESF fans.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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*hate
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
I think our Texans are beyond the ability to be jinxed...
I have missed the PGBs, but the writing on BRB is so plentiful and excellent, that I have been able to deal.
I love this place.
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time is NOW!!!!
They can be jinxed.
Someone else will just get hurt…sigh…
But we’ll keep on winning!
by morecowbell-lesscowboys on Dec 6, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Watch the punter injury be the one that kills us.
Mario, Schaub, Andre, Arian, Manning. Injured, don’t need them.
Punter. Injured, our season falls apart, Texans-style irony.
Let's not say "don't need them".
Just go with “did okay w/o them”. Not having Andre definitely cost us the Oakland game and not having Foster/Andre may have cost us the NO/Baltimore games. It may not have killed us to lose those games, but it may have taken us out of a first round bye or even home field through AFC playoffs.
19. Yes, I (and Rivers) did pick the Falcons. I learned my lesson.
Enough said!
MrMr
by mjmtx18 on Dec 6, 2011 8:39 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I Look Forward
To you declaring the Texans are doomed when Yates throws his first incompletion on Sunday.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Always with the negative ways man.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
Both close - but no cigar
it is Waves…

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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:39 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec for both the correction and seeing where I was going...
despite me gooning it up.
I see that you've returned to your Indian-style sitting position and "happy place."
Stay there, you negative ding-a-ling.
MrMr
So Much Anger
It’s a wonder I turned out as even-keeled as I did.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
You know how we get the "Bulls on Parade" name to stick?
Repetition.
As for KJ, I don’t know how I feel. He had some good moments and some WTF moments….and yet, I look at Roddy White and Julio Jones and they combined for 8 catches (on 25 targets!) for 119 yards and 1 TD. Before the game, I was worried each one of them would have that statline (minus the horrendous catch to target ratio). So it’s hard for me to slam KJ even though there were some noticeable gaffes.
Agreed on the Rackers decision. I was screaming against trotting him out there.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Keep in mind that Allen played roughly (?) half the snaps...
So that might skew the stat lines a bit.
I felt the same way about the Rackers decision. No reason to put your D in a bad position there by risking a very long field goal. To be honest though, Kubiak has done a markedly better job at in game decision making, and I cannot remember the last time I really faulted him for what I thought was an obvious bad decision. But I thought the field goal attempt was a very bad decision.
I wasn't in favor of the Rackers kick from over 50 either
But, if he makes it, which he is capable of doing, Kubiak comes out looking like a genius on that.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Absolutely
but his earlier kick, as Tim pointed out, wasn’t inducing confidence in me. Plus 54 from no wind is a tough kick if your name doesn’t rhyme with Suggestion Somethinkowski.
"Lord, beer me strength."
To be fair, Rackers was nailing loooooooong kicks during pregame and halftime
He made one from the 50 yard line.
For some reason, it looked like he wasn't following through well
That kick for a 54 yard field goal just looked weak. His follow through looked like he was gauging for a 40 yard field goal instead. His earlier one just barely went through as well. There are definitely drawbacks to kicking extremely strong through the ball (shanks), but it looked to me like he wasn’t even trying.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
I have to say that we need to decide
We either nickname the defense the Bulls on Parade, OR we nickname Reliant Stadium the Slaughterhouse.
Both is uncomfortable to me since primarily what gets slaughtered in a slaughterhouse are cattle, which is both the team mascot and indirectly the defense’s nickname.
No on Slaughterhouse
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Both are uncomfortable to me because nicknaming a group of players is stupid.
If anything, our opponents should be nicknaming our D but only after years of domination.
The Steel Curtain was a nickname for a group of players
Killer Bs also a nickname…..though we’re riddled with more Js than anything else.
"Lord, beer me strength."
it has to start at some point
its not like they were playing great for five years and then somebody said lets nickname them people had probably been calling them that way before it ever really caught on
Yes, you need some measure of success
And, they are mid-season still at this point having only accomplished a good record to this point. Let’s get something bigger before we go naming them.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
As always, I agree on the nickname
But I’m totally down with adopting Bulls on Parade as the new official song of the Houston Texans.
LOVE ME SOME RAGE!!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I say we call them "marshmallows" or "creampuffs"
in honor of Lombardi.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
#1 defense in the NFL has a nice ring to it
makes me tingle
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
ugh!
oh yeah, somebody played Cleveland again.
we’ll get it back
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Cushing said he didn't care for the "Bulls on Parade" name on 610 this morning.
I don’t much like it, either. Sounds like a livestock show rather than an NFL defense.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
What about Blood Pack?
has connotations to Blood Pact, slaughterhouses?, and also to that game where Cushing got bloodied.
Big thumbs down to slaughterhouse.
That kind of thing can be shoved right up our collective asses.
If we're nicknaming the stadium
We can’t forget that it has to fit with the whole “Bull pen” thing. Especially since bulls kind of seem to be our thing at this point.
What about The Bullring?
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Of course we'd want it to be Portugal style, not Spanish style.
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Hmm.
Why not The Rodeo?
It would fit, with Bulls on Parade and the Bull Pen.
The actual rodeo is actually held there, too. So I think it could work.
Actually, I think it needs something signifying that it's a stadium instead of an event.
So, I think the Rodeo Bowl/Dome would be an appropriate nickname.
I like the Rodeo Dome.
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Never try to baptize a cat.
Post Game Breakdown previous years...
…has been just as likely to refer to emotional/mental breakdown as “analysis”…
Nice to experience the difference.
Great stuff, fearless leader.
Rec’d accordingly.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
From PFF.....this JJoe guy is pretty awesome.
Jonathan Joseph was thrown at eight times, but allowed just a pair of receptions for 31 yards, both of them to Roddy White.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I was wondering about this after reading JJ and Roddy White's combined stat line
You sir are awesome.
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Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
/sniffs around under the table
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read that as i bring the big tits
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
From what I understand...
You’re not too far from the truth.
I've got nothin'...
Wonder who PFF said the TD pass to White was thrown at in regard to CB. It was pretty clear Joseph had zone assignment there.
I don't think so.
Not unless his zone was the entire endzone. Didn’t he start the play on the offense’s left side? As I recall, he released his man at the center of the field, and Kareem continued to play man instead of picking up the crossing route to the right.
I don’t know who played it right, but the benefit of doubt generally goes to the shutdown corner.
Well that's what I said, that Joseph was in zone coverage on that play, think we all saw him let Roddy White go by on the cross w/o chasing him.
Question is who was supposed to be on the other side?
Oh, sorry.
Thought you were saying that the touchdown was caught in Joseph’s zone.
I’d imagine that Kareem was supposed to be there; he chased a crossing route to the left instead of passing him on and picking up the other guy. But of course, his reputation preceeds him, so I’m inclined to put the blame on him.
I’d like to know the answer, but my guess is that according to Kubiak, “that’s on me”.
I'm pretty sure it was Kareem
He was the only defender to that side if I recall, and he could be seen streaking across my TV screen to the left, leaving White wide open.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
the real question is
Are they gonna do something with the field. I was watching the highlights of the texans/steelers game(the one aj pull his hammy).. And I noticed he pulled it with no one touching him also. Coincidence? I think not!
by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 9:11 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Hammys will be like that
On a track on any sort of field – that injury is not “turf” related
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
'that injury is not "turf" related'
i keep hearing this but am believing it less each time as the injuries mount…does anyone have evidence or numbers? i.e. home/split ratio of texans’ leg injuries for this season? total leg injuries per nfl field? the last 3 seasons? is there a trend? is this season an anomaly? (do i ask too many questions?)
Three leg injuries Sunday really sticks out.
I wouldn’t be so quick to blame the field for other, apparently random, leg injuries earlier this year or in prior years, but three in one game doesn’t sound right.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 6, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Reading Bellichicks commentary, it sounds accurate.
Separating his commentary from his psychological warfare, his commentary is usually spot on.
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A wise poster once said prior to the Falcons game
If the Texans win, they set themselves up nicely for the stretch run and if they lose, well, that only empowers BESF fans for a greater downfall when they think they are playing for something at a later date and the Texans rise up and spank them.
Well, that wise poster had all the best intentions. Spanking the BESFs is certainly a good intention and can still be accomplished regardless of how many games ahead the Texans are. and, taking the Falcons down a notch and beating them with the rook at the helm was certainly very inspiring, to say the least.. Just goes to show you, all can be taken care of in time.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
NO will expose Tennessee for the fraud it is.
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I hope.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
They cannot possibly score enough to keep up with NO.
Stop Johnson and you’ve got it.
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Comments on Tim's comments
5. Regarding Dunta’s saving hold that canceled out the pick-six. It appeared to me that KW was the first read for Yates and he switched to the dump off only because of the hold. It was the right penalty call, because that was where Yates was going. I will forgive him for the Pick-Six in this case, but he should learn from that. I’m sure the coaches have him looking at that play a lot this week and talking about the alternatives and what to look for.
6. I didn’t see a difference in Yates after AJ left the game, except that he didn’t have AJ to throw to. I think Yates was no less confident. I will say that he did break out of the pocket more and tuck and run a few times. Maybe that is what you were noticing, Tim. But, when he threw the ball, I saw no hesitancy or difference in his movement or accuracy.
14. I concur. This pass rush is freakin’ fearsome! Scary fearsome! Even Matt Ryan, who is much more seasoned than Gabbert, seemed jumpy back there. This single factor of their game is what will contribute the most to this team’s success and determine how far they go this season.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
On #5...
I’m wondering if a more seasoned QB would have thrown that pass to KW knowing that it would probably have drawn a PI flag and moved us down the field further than a holding penalty would’ve…
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I don't think that's possible. The only way for it to be PI is if the ball was in the air when the illegal contact occured.
If he sees the hold then throws the ball, it’s still just a hold.
Same
The only other thing which might have been a difference is that Kubiak was running the ball more with a lead in the second half, as he likes to do. (I would prefer to see that only happen when the lead is more than one score, not just a single TD.)
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Cushing on 610 this AM stated the he likes "Bulls on Parade" song but does not dig the nickname.
I’m good either way. The song really gets me jacked up. Hope they continue to play it when the Texans are on D.
I like the way everyone was singing “It’s TJ time in Houston” to the Clay Walker song.
by DerrickDoll 7 on Dec 6, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
It's definitely better than the "Ole" defense...
Didn’t mind the name, per se, but the connotation of our defense sucking that badly made me cringe. Nice to go from “Ole” to “Bulls on Parade”.
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I luvs me some Cannibal Corpse
relentless beatings, maniacal, stripped raped strangled, the bleeding, etc.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Or 'Make them Suffer'
a great video for this would include about 45 sacks, and some big hits from the defense, and everyone else on this team who has knocked the shit out of an opponent.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
No.
A montage of people getting hit hard automatically requires “Let the bodies hit the floor”.
Seriously.
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Oh I forgot to mention,
I don’t know sarcasm font.
I was mainly taking a job at the million or so videos on youtube with that song on it, and how extremely annoying it is.
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Nicely done Tim
Great tagz
Great thoughts
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Wildcat!
Didn’t see this mentioned, and it was just one play, but thought I would bring it up here.
Would like to see more of this and here’s where I’m going with this. James Casey is now 100% healthy according to Kubiak in his pressie yesterday. Okay, so it’s time to break out the H-Back Option playbook and go to the page where Casey takes the snap from the Wildcate Formation. You know where I’m going with this? Casey has some skills and he has some size and power. Personally, I think he has more skill than Tebow, I will go on record as saying, and if Tebow can make a Two-Point Play, just imagine what Thor can do with the rock. Nuff said.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I think his 40 is comparable to Tebow
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
You know we are talking another 5th round pick
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 6, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's definitely time to work Casey back into the game plan
The pass plays Kubiak was dialing up for him early in the season were money. I love using them in my Madden playbook.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Kubiak is extremely close to .500 for his career here...
Does anyone know what the exact count is?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
46-46...
He’s exactly at .500. Sunday’s game will make him a “winning” coach.
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Nice...
Thanks Benny… I just looked it up on “the Google”… sorry for being a lazy git and thanks for the help.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
No problemo...
I’ve seen that stat a couple times over the past couple of days so it came from the top o’ the noggin…
/pats head and gives dillo a treat
I've got nothin'...
/wags gratefully
/grabs treat
/runs under bed
/dials combination to trap door
/enters secret lair
/crosses moat with alligators
/dials combination to vault door
/gets it wrong
/tries again
/opens door
/deposits treat
/wags at accumulated “retirement” stash
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
You don't have to be so sarcastic
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Fairly significant milestone...
…considering the compost heap that he inherited.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I haven't been impressed with Kubiak over the past 5 years...
But with him not having to do Frank Bush’s job, he’s become a pretty decent head coach. I say he keeps his job after this year.
/sarcastic FIRE KUBIHACK!
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congrats
To kubic hair finally getting to .500
by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 10:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
He inherited a 2-10 team.
It may have taken a while, but it’s hard to criticize 9-3 at this point.
by WhiskeyR on Dec 6, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Combining an excellent defensive coordinator with the excellent offensive mind that is Kubiak seems to be the right formula.
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Too easy.....
I check out articles written by writers for other teams newspapers and they are constantly talking about attaining Mario like it will just be all too easy, as if we would just allow Mario to walk to another team much less another afc team.
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Dec 6, 2011 10:39 AM CST via mobile reply actions
did anyone see a play in the second quater
it was third down matt ryan rolled to his right i believe he was looking for gonzalez little did he know he had been blown up by demeco ryans at the line so matt ryan ended up throwing it away what an awesome play by meco he just completely knocked him on his ass
Nope. But that's all the reason I need to watch the game again.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I did see that
Wasn’t sure who it was but I saw Gonzales get crushed on the play and lol’d
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
OT, but appropos, somehow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j4UN2HsoU
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
small note on #5..
we didnt have a zero turnover effort this week. Yates had the 7 yard foward pass/fumble..again the refs have been terrible for us and the game could have been a ton easier if we actually score like it looked like we would on that series, but pay me rick/refs somewhat made up for that call..
I saw that play and thought, after the day landry jones had the night before
maybe I should stop watching football for the weekend
the a pick 6 was called back due to DUNTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking something up
all was right in the world.
I told tim I wasnt that cursed
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how ne ref could see that
that as a fumble in just insane..the ball is in his hand and he flicks his wrists forward to FUMBLE!?!? the ball…either way…yates is our future…i hated lienart coming into the game because during preseaon he looked like nothing more then david carr and then proved to be just that when he played..leinarts td to joel was all on joel and again was his first read..yates is athletic and has a big arm, he made 2 plays that schaub couldnt make to save his life..the roll out where he trips then bombs out a perfect pass to dre was just spectacular..and even tho he does check down at least he does so after going thro his progressions..im in no way scared of our rest of the schedule and i truly believe we can win a playoff game with him at the reins where i did not at all with matty lite
cant disagree with this
If we can get home field throughout the afc, and can somehow avoid PITT and BAL, i like our chances against OAK, DEN, NE, JETS. do NOT like how we matchup with the afc north teams excluding the bengals
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If I'd have to pick my poison between PITT and BAL, I would rather play BAL.
Reasoning is that Baltimore is not as good on the road and since we’ve already beaten the Steelers and lost to the Ravens, the Steelers will be hungrier.
for me this season, I like our chances against anybody, bring on the Ravens and Steelers.
If we lose it’s b/c we’re decimated by injuries, if we win no one can say we had an easy road to get there.
Re: Turnovers
Correct. I thought the call was so ridiculous I must have subconsciously decided it wasn’t a turnover despite the ruling on the field.
And by “subconsciously,” I mean “consciously.”
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 6, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rewatching the game.
1. Fox is noticeably better than CBS.
2. First overthrow: White beats Joseph in man. Second overthrow, Jones beat Jackson and safeties down the seam in zone. Flea flicker, Joseph starts on White, bites on the fake and Kareem picks up coverage on him for the INT. Was that a designed zone with only Kareem deep?
noticeably better than CBS in what?
I’ve found picture quality wise CBS had always been the best for me. While both in 1080i, CBS seem to have less pixelation and compression artifacts than NBC. ABC’s broadcast look almost like it was upconverted from SD and pumps up the colors too much. Evidence of this can be seen when comparing a simulcast of Rockets games on ESPN and FSN. As for Fox, I still found CBS’s picture to look better, not sure if this is due to 1080i vs 720p.
Hm think I prefer CBS in all those areas.
Especially the camera angles during the Jacksonville game, almost every shot had the cheerleaders’ behinds in view.
You work for CBS?
I think we can all agree CBS was king with Gus Johnson on the call.
Can’t wait for the NFLN game and the ESPN games next year.
No I don't, but I do prefer their broadcasts as far as picture quality goes.
I wonder if our game will make NFLN Replay this week. I can assume the GB vs NYG will be one for sure and the Chokeboys game might go over ours as well.
Second this
CBS pic quality is much better for me than Fox.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
What TV provider do you use? I had that problem with CBS feeds when I was on Comcast.
I’ve since switched to DirecTV and have had no problems. U-Verse isn’t available where I live otherwise I’d get it so I don’t risk not having TV during poor weather.
Answering myself.
After rewinding the endzone camera view about 100 times, I think Jackson saved us a TD on the flea flicker. It looked like two deeo zone coverage. Manning and Quinn bit hard and Kareem came off of Jones (running a cross) and filled the deep middle.
If that's really the case he deserves some praise especially considering he did more than just save 7 pts in getting us a turnover.
After watching it a few times from that angle I have to admit it's a pretty damn good play
Heads up by Jackson to recognize pass and cover the distance to get himself in position to make the play.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
It does look like Joseph has the short zone so I don't believe he screwed up even though he bit on the fake.
Looks like Manning was the one Kareem bailed out, not to mention the whole team.
Like a true safety would!
Wait…
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joseph had underneath coverage. he knew kareem was behind him so he could jump that route and not worry about it. kareem played great on that play.
Make Em Eat Grass
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 6, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Kareem would make a decent nickle back, safety.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
by Chrxtopher on Dec 6, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Fox's picture quality is better.
In all other respects Fox is Satan’s fart.
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by Xiane on Dec 6, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I do that whenever there are comments, and I want to scroll down.
by Tailgate Andy on Dec 6, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Was there ever an article written on...
You know you’re addicted to BRB if…
Kinda in Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Know You’re a Redneck If… (you look for a gf at the family reunion)”
You know you addicted to BRB if...
You refer to your attorney simply as “Tim”, your financial consultant (?) as “bfd”.
by willieboyd on Dec 6, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought BFD was more of a computer whiz.
And this place is swarming with lawyers. Gives me the heebie jeebies every time I log in.
by Tailgate Andy on Dec 6, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
True about the lawyers.
“tehGrindCrusher says I should be out in 5-10.”
absolutely right on hartman
the guy was booming punts but he was also giving our team a chance to pin the other team deep the last couple of games we missed some opportunities because the coverage didn’t get down there fast enough but the ball landed inside the ten or the five

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