Battle Red Radio: Yay-tes! (9 P.M. CT)
by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2011 7:06 PM CST
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'O blessedness comes in the night and the day
And whither the wise heart knows;
And one has seen in the redness of Battle
The Incorruptible Jacob(y),
'That drowsily drops balls left on him
And Andre is our desire,
While the time until the playoffs is ebbing away
In twilights of dew and of fire.'
--W.B. Yates.
Turns out the Texans didn't need to be completely dominant on offense to win. Arian Foster got his, and Matt Ryan spent the day making sure none of the Falcons receivers got theirs.
Join myself, MDC, and Tim. We will break down all the fallout from the last few days. Featured segments will include "punt or use Matt Turk" and "Number of children you will name after Wade Phillips"
If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:
Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, where audio drops became commonplace!
P.S.: This show will probably have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences.
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On the subject of naming children after wade phillips
Is 4 an acceptable answer? Also, I really wish this wasn’t on at the same time as Sons of Anarchy.
As a serious question
What do you guys think about Kubiak saying K-Jax played his best game as a pro?
by TiEaB on Dec 6, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If that's true then God help us.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 6, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
andre johnson
Any word on a timeframe for return??
by TexansForLife on Dec 6, 2011 7:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I have already renamed my children after Wade
And they are all grown :)
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Refs, dammit
Should the NFL punish refs for sucking consistently?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
The Battle Hymn of the Texans
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Wade
He is trampling out the Titans where the games of wrath are played
He hath loosed the fatal blitzing in a terrible swift raid
The Texans are marching on
I have seen Wade in the watch fires of a hundred training camps
Where he builded him a defense in the evening dews and damps
I can read Wade’s righteous playbook by the dim and flaring lamps
His Texans are marching on
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Don't know if it's too late to pose a question...
As I won’t listen until tomorrow, but:
Assuming J Jo is covering Green, do you think they’re gonna try attacking him and getting the best of him as a f**k you for leaving?
*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 6, 2011 8:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Reads the title...
Forget it lol. Don’t mind me. I’m getting drunk
*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 6, 2011 8:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What will be Matt Turk's longest punt of the rest of the year?
I say 30 yards, but that may be pushing it
hahahahahaha
Tim
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
What do you think about Fox cutting the game short on Sunday?
And how did you vent your frustration to your local station?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Outside force could be "Reliant"...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Actually you Texans fans should be thanking us Broncos. You Texans have the best team in football....
….and we Broncos, using Tebow as a front, are drawing all the attention and keeping all media ignorant of the fact.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
We'll be thanking you
After Teebus beats the Patriots at Mile High Cathedral
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
shhhhhh...
Save it as a prayer….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That is one TALL hope!!! but we'll do our best...
…Patriots Tebowed !!!
I like the headline
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
If not
We can always count on the Bills and the Dolph-pffffttt hahahaha I could not keep a straight face typing that :p
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
i just voted for kareem jackson to the pro bowl 5 times
am i being a homer?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:19 PM CST reply actions
Five?
I voted for him 346 times, one for each pass he’s failed to defense over his career.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 6, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
eugene wilson says kareem doesn't need safety help on any play
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:21 PM CST reply actions
im listening to u guys on the stream
Works on iphone!(awesome).. Watch the replay Kjax was holding julio left hand.. Give the kid some credit.
by ArianNation713 on Dec 6, 2011 9:22 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Hey Guys
First chance me and Wifey have actually had to listen to Battle Red Radio.
My wife would like to know why is Kubiak so conservative on 4th down in the Red Zone? Granted, he has gotten a little better about it, but what has been his past reasoning, and why has his play calling changed over the past few games?
Follow the invalid toad.
My guess: he never had the defense that he has now.
He was trying to keep the opposing offense off the field by running out clock.
Crank Bank?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Nah, not a fathead of Yates.
Maybe a heavily stained fathead of Denard Robinson…
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Stupid NCAA rules
won’t let me have a Denard fathead!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Dec 6, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
make your own
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Wade Anne...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I have a question for the panel.
Skyline chili, great chili or greatest chili?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
If Tim drank whisky and ate nothing but Whataburger for a month
then shit into a bowl of rancid milk, I’d STILL eat that before I ate Skyline chili again.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Dec 6, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
that actually sounds pretty good.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
You better not be disparaging Whataburger there.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 7, 2011 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
I love Whataburger
but it does not lend itself to the most pleasant bathroom experiences.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
LOLOLOLOL>
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Picking up their light work.
Please be so kind as to return the favor this weekend.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Oh Gawd, sterilize the phone lines!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
worst ldj12 impression ever.
thank you
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:30 PM CST reply actions
how bad does weebay have to play before the fans start calling for his wife to play qb?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:33 PM CST reply actions
*garcia's wife
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Question 2
My wife thinks Carmella (Garcia’s wife) rates a 12 on “Banging on a hardwood floor.”
Opinion?
Follow the invalid toad.
out of what scale?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
same here
thought i did something
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
What happened?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
the fcc pulled the broadcast
something about positive reviews for rusty smith
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
the internet replaced it
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Richard Justice
pulled the plug!!!!!!!!!!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
annd back
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
tebow agrees in the good vs evil fight
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:39 PM CST reply actions
It's because of us, me and wifey
listening for the first time.
Sorry about that.
Cthulhu? Please?
Follow the invalid toad.
but chased daniels is even better than brees
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:40 PM CST reply actions
Why am I less confident than you guys about the Saints winning?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Been hanging around CSC again?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Lulz.
No, fuck that site and it’s fucking retarded mod policies.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
...back to the basement, you.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Refresh your browser...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
WHAT! No Tebow talk...?
Gotta ahve some love for Tebow on behalf of Mike Clark,,,
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
MORE GABBERT TALK PLEASE
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Dec 6, 2011 9:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
THIS
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wade Aide!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yes.
Jags had the 17th pick, traded with the Redskins for the 10th pick.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
but sunshine has beautiful hair
surely it means he must succeed. those 2 jags fans said so
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:48 PM CST reply actions
He should be become the next Head and Shoulders spokesman
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
"B" roles for you!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
wtf is this shit?
please tell me its a joke
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:50 PM CST reply actions
Frank bush is
the homeless man of wade phillips…!!! or should he just be homeless?
2011 Season is the Reason!!!
Yates Future
If T.J. Yates wins 1 or 2 playoff games would that mean that we have a qb controversy
no its clear he is the future
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
allenou is gonna be so pissed
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 9:59 PM CST reply actions
over at the Cincy blog
They are really looking forward to the Green v. JJoe match up… So am I. :).
by Texan5513 on Dec 6, 2011 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
wow, the bengals fans are saying that AJ will get his own
He will win the matchup, apparantly
Don't need that last blockquote...
Use the preview button to proof before launching…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Here’s who you’ll be hearing if you watch an AFC South game this Sunday:
Houston at Cincinnati, CBS, 1 p.m. ET – Marv Albert, Rich Gannon
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yessss!
And the foul!!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 6, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Duane Brown's gotten some love
There’s an invisible unsung hero award on his mantle.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I think we found a comment meaner than comparing someone to Jacoby Jones
“poor man’s Skip Bayless.”
Ow. Ch.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The Jesus Yates...
Literally LOLin….and people are staring….and I don’t care.
YAY-tes!
"Lord, beer me strength."
Yup.
Even now that 15 hours have passed and I am sober, I stand by it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Hahahaha MDC, I like it!
Seriously though, the kid really did impress me with his es-capability….
it was funny
When u said “oh today? I been drinking since 530”.. Well that makes sense lol
by ArianNation713 on Dec 7, 2011 5:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well, I had to start that early
because I had to go to my daughter’s Christmas program at 6.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Dec 7, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
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